. 6bc, gtoga goitatir lgitatof' le ptiblieilid every Wednesday Moornine, at $2 per year, invariably in advance. -. :• - , .. • - COBB & VAN GELDER. ..,,. COLD.] I.P. C. VAN CIELDEE .45.3DITER.'rE 8I.EsTa• TEN LINES OF MINIA, OR LESS, RAKE NNE SQUARE. No. 0 f . ..:!,f la. 1 In. q----T7 1 41 nai 3 Mos. 0 Mos. 1 Year ------.- - --- - if - 7 ..71 - 1 1 SL,OO $1,60 $B,OO S7,DD 1412705" -, i 1 Nunte, ..... s , 0 _l,oo_ 800 12,00 18,00 1, , tiquares.... 2,00 3,0 Half Col ......• 10,00 i 1r:, 00 ) yi,' slo 2200, ave., 60,00 lite ca. ..... : 1 19,00 1 20,00 1 00,00 40,001 00,001 90,00 Special Notices 15 cents poi lino; Editorial or 1 VOL• XV. Local 20 cent s per line. BUSINESS DIRECTORY. - w. D. TERBELL & CO., WROLESALE DRUGGISTS, and dealeis iu Wall Paper, Kerosene Lamps, 'Window Glass, Perfumery, Paints and Oils, Jr.o., 160.. turning, N. Y., Jan. 1, 1868.-Iy. wiLLum H. SMITH, ATTORNEY AND 00UNSE - LON. , AT LAW Emmranco, Bounty and Pension Agency, Main Street Wollsbnro, Pa., Jan. 11, 1868. . F. IViLsoNr. WILSON & NILES, ATTORNEYS & 00 . 014SELORS AT LAW, (First door from I3igoney's, on the Avonue)— Will attend to business entrusted to their care in the aounties of Tioga rind Potter. ' Wellsboro, Jan. 1, 1368. HILL'S 'HOTEL, WESTFIELD Borough, Tioga Co. Pa., E. G. Hill, Proprietor. A new and commodious building with nll the modern improvements. Within easy drives of the best bunting and fish ing grounds in Northern.Penn'a. Conveyunces furnished. Terms moderato. Fob. 5,1868-Iy. GEORGE WAGNER, TAILOR. Shop first. door north of L. A. Seare's Shoo Shop. All" -Cutting, Fitting, and Repair ing done promptly and well. - Wolleboro, Pa., Jan. 1, 1888.-Iy. JOHN B. SHAASPEARE, DRAPER AND TAILOR. Shop over John.R. Bowon's Store. " 'a" Cutting, Fitting, and Repairing dono promptly and in best style. Wellsboro, Pa.. Jan. 1; 1888-1 y - WM, GARIZETSON, ATTORNEY :AND/ potNsuLoß, AT LAW, NCtary Public and insurance Agent, Bloss: burg, Pa., over Caldwell's Store. JOHN I. MITCHELL TTORNEY AND DOUNSELOIt AT LAW, Wellsboro t Tioga ra. Oahu Agent, Notary Public, and Insurance Agent. Ito will attend promptly to collection of Pensions f Baok Pay-and . BountY.l .As Notary Public h takes acknowledgements of deeds, ad oanister orths, and will act as Cotrimissioncr to q,ke testimony. 2 741 - Office over Roy's Drug Store, Adjoining Agitator Office.—Oct. 30. 1367 John W• Cruernsel7, ITORNEY AND COUNSELOR AT LAW. slaving roturned to this county with a view of malting it his permanent residence, solicits a ,naro of public patronage. All business en (rusted to his care will bo attended to with promptness and fidelity. Office 2d door south Farr's hotel. Tiogn, Tioga Co., Pa. sops; IZA.AK.'• WALTON 110USE,- , Gaines, Tioga County, Pa. :loItACE C. VERMILYEA, Piton's. This is now hotel located within easy access of the oust fishing and hunting - -grounds in North- Arn Ponnsylvania. Nn pains will he spared the accommodation of pleasure stokers and ho traveling public. [Jan. 1, 1888.] PETROLEUM HOUSE, C.-31TIELD, PA,„ GEORGE CLOSE, Propri ,4.r. A new Hotel conducted on the principle ! live stud let livo, for the accommodation of public.—Nov. 14, 1866.—1 y. GEO. Vit.,EYON, t 011NE1' Jt., COUNSELOR. AT LAW, Law onto:UM, Tioga Co., Pa. Bounty, Pension, and Insurance Agent. Collections promptly altenilod to. Office 2d door below Ford Bout°. Dac. 12, 1887—ly R. E. DEALER in CLOCKS 'lc JEWELRY, SILVER PLATED WARE, Spectacles, Violin Strings, he., &0., Mansfield, Pn. Watches and Jew dry neatly repaired. Engraving done in plain English and German. Isopt67-1 y. Thos. B. Dryden z.. I :IIEYOIt & DRAFTSMAN.—Orders loft at r,16 'room, TONVIIEeIaiI Hotel, Wollshoro, will Lcu with prompt attentiou. Jail. 13. ISB7.—tf. FARR'S HOTEL, TIOGA COUNTY, PA., quad stabling, attached, and an attentive hoe ikr always in attendance E. S. FARR,I Hairdrusing & Shaving. don over Willcox & Barker's Store, Wells , r.., t'n. Particular attention paid to Ladies' 11 , 0 -cutting, Shampooing, Dyeing, etc. Braids, coils, and eivichos on hand and made to or- fl W. DORSEY BACON, M.D., late of the 24 Pa. Cavalry, after LI. nearly four years of army service, with at large nperlenco in field and bospltal practicedans opened an mien for the practice of medicine and 'surgery, in nil yla olefins. Persona front a distance can thud good twaiding at the Penneyingpm Motel when desired.— Wan rkit any part of theZiato in consultation, or to I-a m surgical operations. No 4, Union Block, up ,zur. Wellsboro, Pa., May 2,1806.—1 y. \ i 6w PICTURE GALLERY.- FRANK SPENCER the pleasure to inform the citizens of Tipga thit ho has completed his • NEW PIIOTOGRAPH GALLERY, aid hand to take all kinds of Sun Pictures, 4 , .Airthrotypos, Ferrotypes, Vignettes, Cartes la Vi,tte, the Surprise and Eureka'Pictures; also attention paid to copying and enlarg— Noturei. Instructions given in the Art on niabio terms. Elmira St., Mansfield, Oct. 1, Wm. B. Smith, I(N • XVILLE, Pa, Pension, Bountyk and In :•eranec Agent,. Communications se t. to the address will receive prompt attention. 1. i Mr moderate. Dan 8,1868-1 y) U. S. CLAIM AGENCY, For the Collection of Army and Navy Claims and Pensions. 1 allß NEW BOUNTY LAW, passed July 28,1SCAgives ttvn aud then fears' soldiers extra bounty. Send }our illneliarge4. OFFICERS' E2CTRA PAY. m..nt lon' extra pay proper to volunteer ollicere o ~ e rvico Match 3,166'5. PENSIONS INCREASED lola a limb and who have becn permit ,t h. .111 , 1 11/1/1113 . dihAbled. 111 . 1 1111 r ihArromont claims prosecuted. JE.110)1E 11. NILES. , tktober 10,18136-H _ NORMAN STRAIT, tlio National &mica of Standard SChool • published by A. S. Dames & Co. 111 b 113 Aoo c..ipsq of joint Street, N. Y., keeps constantly tu I •mplj. • AllordetB promptly filled. Coll on or -• s ,y mast N. STRAIT. • , ..,,.li. , Juuu 19,1867-Iy. BLACKSMITHING. /in , iud.•r-i r ;ntd having returned to Wells: i_ I (veiled his shop, on Water street, , lnike ul• patronage. lie proposes to do WOILK CHEAP FOR CASH !Rb.; looses end other w ork in prupor Aptii J. G. PUTNAM, - NI w HT—Agent for all the bet i 1 7 1tilINR WATER WHEELS. tiio , ;(I,‘,irt7; Orcittnting lildvoment for rlang and ‘.1.11 43 Sa , Aug. 7, 18117, ly Bounty and Pension Agency. ll\ VIN , ; 1.•,eh0 i leflultiqnstrualobe in regard to Oa., xtr , t bomtt v allwed by ' the net approve'a July ..: , 5..* , ;...n.)1, 1 ,,, ag q a iaml a forgo wopply of all } '''. '=' u, bunk., I nut prep ',red to oatmeal° all pen ti.4 111,1 1.,1 1,11) 1 Wu. which may be 11111.:td in my ""d 4 i' ,. { ,, mvia g at a dtataneo can communicate "1, In.• L: I.qt, r„t11,1 the'?" comnannicatione will bo I , qoptlc .0e.w,0,,t WAI. It. SMITH. W'il.l,,,to.,kmber '24 ,1888 . AVILCOX, r, 'iIIODS of all kinds, Hardware .th+l)4. Our oqsortmont is Inrga “1: I i ru• Store: Uuion Blot k. Cull tu g,,tore oou.—m a y 20 1868-Iy. . EBBE CITY UK BINDERY AND BLANK BOOK .MANIJFACTORY, 8 Baldwin Strcct, (SIGN OF TILE BIG BOOK, 29 FLOOR ? ) ELMIRA., N. Y. • GOOD As THE BEST, CAEAP AS THE CHEAPEST J. _B. Nits • Of every description, in all styles of Binding, and as low, for quality of Stook, as any Bindery in the State. Volumes of every description Bound iu the best manner and in any style or, doted. Executed in the best manner. Old Books re bound and made good as new. 114042211.11 Bak3lllPa I ars► prepared to furnish back numbers of all Reviews or Magazines publibbcd in tbo United States or Great Britain, at a low price. BLANK BOOK & OTHER PAPER, Of all gins and qualities, on hand, ruled or plain BILL lIEAD PAPER, Of any quality or size, on hand and cut up ready for printing. Also, BILL PAPER, and CARD, BOARD of all colors and quality, in boards or' cut to any size. STATIONERY, Cap, Letter,—N_ote Paper, Envelopes, Prof. SHEPARD'S NON.CORROSIVE STEEL Which 1w:11 warrant equal to (fold Pens. The best in uSi and no mistake, The above stock I will sell at the Lowest Rates at all times, at a small advance on New York, prices, and in quantities to suit purchasers. All work and stock warranted as represented. I respectfully solicit a share of public patron. age. Orders by mail promptly attended to.— Addross, LOUIS KIES, I Advertiser Building, Sept. 28,1867.—1 y. Elmira, N. Y WOUL - 6 announce to the citizenry of Wellsbo ro and surrounding country, that he has opened a shop on tin , t. , ornor of Rorer and Crof ton streets, for the purpose of manufacturing all kin& or CABINET FURNITURE, REPAthEski AND TURNING DONE to ordor. COFFINS of all kinds furnished on short native,. All work dono promptly and war- ranted TIA VINO titt( 41 up a new lintel building on the site of the 01.1 Union 1101. I, hilly .letroyed by firo. mu now ierely to tekeive met entertain gin...Att. 1 tie ahli,ol/ lintel tray intender/ Air a Tholoaatice flon-re and the Proprietor helseven it ran nUt.taincd without grog. An attentive hostler in al eiol.tnee . Welinboro, June 26, 1F67.. TAILOR AND CUTI ER, has opened a ,hop on Crafton street, rear of Sears & Derby's shoe shop, where he is prepared to manufacture gar- Itionts to order in the most substantial manner, and with dispatch. Particular attention paid to Cutting and Fitting, March 26, 1t;68-1y On etrietly Temperance principles, Morris Run, Ps. R. C. BAILEY, Proprietor. Horses and Carriages to let.—Marell 8,1868.—1 y. E. R. KIMBALL, GROCERY AND RESTAURANT One dour abov'e the Alma Market, WEL LSBORO, PENN'A; ESPECTFULLY announces to the trading public that he has a desirable stock et Gro ceries, comprising, Teas, Coffees, Spices, Sugars, Molasses, Syrups, and all that constitutes a first class stock. Oysters in every style at all sea sonable hours. Wellsbore, Jan. 2, 1567-ti. Proprietor them Excitement! Johnson Impeached, and Eon bree's ftuuot, u,d ;!,hoes triumphant! The subscriber would shy to the people of SYcslfield and vicinity that he is manufacturing a Patent Boot which he believes to possess the following advantage over all others; let, diet,' Is no crimping; 2d, no wrinkling, sevens they break to the fret; 3d, no ripping. Welling, they are just the thing for fiery Body. Samples on hand and orilcv s i Notieltod. Solo rightThi%lY4ttfielil townebil. and Borill secured. lie has also just fea'eil,r I a splendid set of Whom al }millet fie, latest styles. Com ne, come all! We aro bound t o sell cheap fur cash or ready pay. nop one door south of Sandets Colegrove. Westfield !foie', Feb. 13 ISM. J. It. EMBHEE. J. JOHNSON.' C. 11. GOLDSMITH, Proprietor.— Having leas• ad this popular the proprietor respect fully solicits a fair share of patronage. Every attention ,given to guests. The best hostler in the county always in attendance. April '29, TIOGA GALLERY OF ART. T would respectfully inform the citizens of Ti oga and vicinity, that I have built a new PHOTOG RA PH GALLERY in the Borough of Tioga, and having a good Photographic Artist in my employ, I am now prepared to furnish all kinds of Pictures known to the Photographic Art. Also having in my employ a number of first class Planters, I am prepared to answer all calls for house, sign, car riage, ornamental and scenery painting. Ad. dress A. B. MEADE. M'y 11, lfiGS—filn. Tioga, Pa. THE PLACE TO BUY DRUGS. AT the Lawrenceville Drug Store, where you will find every thing properly belonging to the Drug Trade CHEAP, CHEAPER, CUEAPEST, and of the best quality for Cask. Also, Paints, Oils, Varnishes, Lamps, •Vancy Notions, Strings, Taeltle, Window Olass, ,te. I Cash paid for Flax Seed, • C. P. LEONARD. Lawrenceville, May 8,1867. Glen's Falls Insurance. Company GLEN'S FALLS, N. Y. Capital and Surplus $373,637,66. • •FARM RISK'S, only, taken. No Premium Notes required. It is LIBERAL. It pays damages by Light ning, whether Fire ensues or not. It pays fur live stock killed by Lightning, in barns or in the field. Its rates are lower than other Companies of equal responsibility. I. C. PRICE, Agent, Farmington Centre, Tioga Co. Pa. May 29, 1367-1 J. W. RITTER DEA LF:RS IN 1 HARDWARE, IRON, STEEL, NAILS, STOKES, TIN-WARE, BELTING, SAWS, CUTLERY, • WATER LIME, AGRICULTURAL IMPLEMENTS, Carriago and Harness Trimmings,- HARNESSES, SADDLES, & Corning, N. Y., Jan. 2, 1.80-Iy, CHOICE LOT OF GRAIN BAGS for Balo chomp ! at WRIGHT .1, DAILEY'S. Wolkhoro, Juno 6, 1867. CIALENDER, French, Marino and Church IL) Clocks, at (deol9) r gLET'S. •-' , ' : ti 1 --: I+l • 1 ; . : :":- ~. i 4. • -, - ~. . . . L;(1 tit 1, . . ,__.,_ .. - 1r VeK__. '' - N, : • ' / -k • 4 , _ • l i • ctrgi3, zirosrm , c) :. BLANK BOOKS ALL KINDS OF GILT WORK COMPLETE YOUR SETS! Pens, Pencils, &e I am sole agna t for PENS:, OF VARIOUS SIZES, FOR LADIDS AND GENTLEMEN, 1 JOHN SUILR, Wellsborn, utte 27, 1866 UNION HOTEL, Al IN ER W ATK INS, PHI R 30111 V ETNER, HAMILTON HOUSE, 13 , c.c)tiza WELLSBORO HOTEL WALKER & LATHROP, I INTRODUCED INTO AMERICA FROM GERMArNI, in 1835• 1 HOOFLAND'S GERMAN BITTERS, HOUND'S GERMAN TONIC, .PRBP.A RED BY DR. C. M. JAW :SOS, • PUILA.DELVIIIA, PA. The greateit known remedier jbr Liver Complaint, • - DYSPEPSIA, Nervous Debility, JAUNDICE, • Diseases of the Kidneys, ERUPTIONS of the SKIN, and all Diseases arising from a Dis— ordered Liver, Stomach, or IILIEETRITY OF ISLOOD. Read the following symptoms, and if you find that your system is affected by any of them, you may rest assured that disease has commenced its attack on the most important organs of your body, and unless soon checked by the use of powerful remedies, a:miserable life, soon terminating in death, bill be the, result Constipation, Flatulence, Inward Piles, Fulness of Blood to the Head, Acidity of the Stomach, Nausea. Heart burn, Disgust for Food. Fulness or Weight in the Stomach, Sour Eructations. Sinn ing or Fluttering at the Pit of the Stomach t Swimming of the Head. Hurried or Diilloult Breathing, Fluttering at the Heart, Choking or Suffciaating Sensations when in aLyingPosture, Dimness of Vision, Dots or Webs before the Sight, Dull Pain in the Head, Defi ciency of Perspiration, Yel lowness of tho Skin and Eyes, Pain in the Side, I ' Back, Chest, Limbs, etc., Sud den Flushes of Heat, Burning in the Flesh, Constant Imaginings of Evil, and Great Depression of Spirits. AU these indicate disease qf the nr D frost ice Organs, combined with impure Mond. • tiooflanb's German thttcro is entirely "vegetable, and contains no liquor. It IS it compound of Fluid Ex tracts. The Roots, herbs, nud Harks from which thesti extracts arc made arc gathered in Germany. All the medicinal virtues arc extracted from them by n scientific chemist. Thew extracts are then forwarded to till., country to be used expressly for the manufacture of these Killers. There is no alcoholic substance of any kind used in comp !lug the Mt ers, hence ft is the only Bitters that can be used incases - where alcoholic stim ulants are not ttdv.isable. ijoofttutb's Oetannu Cironic 1.; a cmnbinalion of all he ingredi,nM of (he luah tarts: &WU - tee:l: Jtr. m, 401;,e, the same diseases as the Inner , ,, ue mvel Way, paw pure alcoholic stimulic is revised Pvr wilt bear ea mind that these vem:diel utv ell h ely di no rut from any others advertised foe the rare of the di;easel nam e d, these being sail ntOic la•epara(ions of medicinal extracts,while the olln-r: (II e (I,,reiMlS of ram in somefarm. The TON IC i::,bret4tvlly on , if the na,l pleasant and utireeahl, ~a o, l a'S O'er a!1 red to the iwa. : orva , ile, I) ; a rlra, ire he bat if, lulu!,' ifs hfi and 111 Ilipllllll qualities hare can,,d et In he knnton as Ibe great. st of all ((mfr.?. CONSUMPTION Thonansids of macs, when the pa tient supposed he tuns afflicted with this terrible disease, have been cured by tile use of these remedies. Extreme emaciation, debility, and rough are the usual attendants upon severe cases of dyspepsia or disease of the digestive .organs. 'Even in eases of genuine Consumption, these remedies will be found of the greatest benefit, strengthen l ining and Invigorating. . DEBILITY. . _ '%. )e II nu medicine eq u al fa Ibmgdmi's German Ed!., i ~, lmic in easee n 1 PP/alify. 'goy impart a torn and , 1 . ,11, if, 11, Wiitlif 5 SIC !11, strengthen the ap -1,, hem, f . efi•r all enjnyntriet !I ' Ilie fnntl, enable Mt simaarh 1 ,, 110 . 4 if. parVoi the Mood, give a gnarl, swim!, 1,, , , , fity romplexinn,e alli , ale 11,, yellow tinge from the eye, unpart a blown 10 MO cheeks, and change the pq/i,al front a snarl-breathed, emaciated, weak, and 71tr1 . 011.4 Itl,llllll, In a .fall-fag.„l Ntattl, and riga) , 1111 4' perP.)•/.. ."--,N. Weal: and belicate Children are made gt rong by using the 'Jitters or 'runic. lu tact, they are Faintly Medicine.. They cats be administered perfect ~afety to a child three months old, the most delicate female, or a man of ninety. lerm,ihr.7 are the best flood l'urlilers ever ! • uoaor, and will cur all diseases remlling jmn Lad blood. Keep your blood pure; keep your Liver in order; keep ynur digestire rn-gans in a 3011/1(i, healthy condi tion, by the tare of these remedies, and no disease will ever assail you. TZra COIv:PIZZION. Ladles who wish a fair shin and good complexion, free from a yellow ish tinge and all other disfigurement, should use these remedies occasion ally. The Liver in perfect miler, and the blood pure will result in spark ling eyes and blooming cheeks. CAIII9eXOIII Hen!, German Remedies are counter,feaed. The pentane lame the signature of M. Jackson On OW ,fr , Al of th, nukide wrapper of each bottle, and the num, ,!/ bbaon in each bottle. AU others me count,,ft Thousands of letters have been re celved, test Ifyingto I he virtue ofthes. remedies. • READ THE RECOMMENDATIONS, FROM HON. OF.O. W. WOODWARD, ChiefJnqice of the Supreme Court of Pennsylvania. Puti..toci.rittx, Mutest 16th, 1887. Ifind "Ilan/land's German Bitters" is not an intox icating beverage, latt is a good tonic, useful in disor ders of the dirstive organs, and of great benefit in cases of debility and want of nervous action in the system. Thurs truly, GEO. W. WOOD WARD. FROM lION. JAMES TIIOMPSON, Jude of the Snpi elm. Court of I'onnsyl vnuin PIIII.IIIELPIIIt, Amu. 28t15, 1666 I consider "Hotniantl's German Bit ters,' a valuable medicine In case of at tacks of Indigestion or Dyspepsia. I can certify- this from my experience of It. Yours, with respect, JAIIII , IS THOMPSON. Front REV. JOSEPH H. KENNARD, AD., PaAtor of II e Tmuit Baptist. Chinch, Philadelphia DR. JACK 30N—DEAR SIR :—t hare heen.freqUentlY rr quested to connect my name with recommendations of different kinds of medir inrc, but regarding the practice as out of my apprmn4ale rphere, I hare in all cases de clined; but with a clear proof in I.arinus instances, and particularly in vs n own fanny,of the utefulness of Dr. Hoofiand's German Bin'ers,- I depart for once-from my usual course, to express my full conviction that for general debility of the system, and especially for Liver Complaint, It Is a safe and yaluable propm alien. In some cases it may fail : but Usually,l doubt not, it will be very ben(ficial lo those who suffer ,from the, above causes. 1 . 4 , 117 3, eery recpect .T. If. I:kVA:A RD, Eighth, befino (',ales .St. Price of the Bitters, 131.00 per bbttle; Or, a half dozen for $5.00. Price of tho Tonic, $1.50 per bottle; br, a half dozen for $7.50. • The Tonic is put up in ipisat bottles. Recollect that it is Dr. ni)dybintra Dernunil Rented ieS that are so universally used and so highly riommend cd ; and do not allmo (he Druggist to ind 'ee you to take any thing else that he stay say is just as good, be- Niue he makes a larger pra:7l on it. These Remedies will be sent by s.rpress to any locality upon application to the PRINCIPAL OFFICE, AT THE GERMAN MEDICINE STORE, C , 31 Alt VII S 1:1:7. Philadelphia. f CHAS. M, EVANS, Proprietor, Formerly C. 11. JACKSON & 00, _• These Remedies are for sale by YOrtiggists> Storekeepers, and 11 . 4411 pine Dealers everywhere. Do not forget to examine well Mr article you buy, in order to get the gentare. The above Retne‘liee are for sale by druggists, Storekeeptrs, ne.i Medicine dealers . , everywhere throughout the United Ststes, Canadas, Buuth 4anorioa, and the West Indies.—Mar. 11,'88-17. " .."-giitca.til : coza. of Tia.crught ie3 . t,31301 , 130 gbizia:1132.6 cif Wie14=14:22111.." AVELLSBORO, PAI, JULY 1, 1868. V,otto' (sonter. UNFULFILT,ED, Into someilives what barrenness cloth come! I shut my mouth in silence, and sit dumb At sight of the great desert round the way : These wastes of sand, dreary and bare and gray In years long gone I sowed my fields with grain, Whose ripening lima should gladden all the plain Planted each sonny slope with fairest flowers, Whose gloving hues should glorify life's horns. And thou I Sta me down in sweet content, Noting the sun , laine and the shower that sent Wad life along the fresh, up-springing leaves— Waiting the tune to garner up my sheaves. On other hills the purple vintage gleanA On other slopes . the golden harvest teems, In other vitiloys nods the ripening corn, And happy'roapOrs grief (lid blushing morn But never came the harvest to my land— My flowers lio buried in the burning sand Whose arid wastes spread far on either side— Great desert wastes, where, thmished, I abide. And so I silent sit, with tearless eyes, And white lips piirteil with muttered cries—. And lift my hands lo Heaven, in voiceless prayer, Oh buried hopes—shall I not meet you there ! Vtioralattonts g4-ilittkl. FIVE YEARS ON GUARD During the French empire every regi ment had its dog, whose intelligence, thanks to the soldiers' care, was im proved by education and discipline.; The grand army's dogs were picked up almost everywhere, except in England. They had been recruited in Poland, in Prussia, in Holland, in Saxony, and in Flanders. They were mongrel mas tiffs, hounds, Danish dogs and spaniels. But no matter whence they came, they soon turned out French. Foreign dogs were naturalized without knowing it. Rugen is an island on the Black .Sea, opposite to Stralsund, on the coast of Pomerania. Fortified both by nature and by art, its situation is exceedingly strong. In time of peace, in conse quence of its fertile soil, its salubrious air, and its mild climate, it is a delight ful retreat. In time of war it is an important post, a natural citadel, a for midable tOrtress, whose possession has been filll Ituied at the eX pense of ninny a bloody tight. During the campaign of 1807 this island was comprised iu their sphere of operation; by the corps commanded by Marshal l Davoust, and was occupied by an infantry regiment of the lino, and by , evtiral companies of sappers and miners. The regiment, of course, had a dog—a black-and-white poodle—named Capucin, not because he was born in a Capucin convent, in Italy (which would have been quite a sufficient reason,) hut, in allusion to the copper or iron rings by which a gun barrel iq fastened to its stock. The (lug's sharp bark might, perhaps, have been thought to resemble the snappy report of a musket. I consequence of a change in the plan of operations ordered by Napoleon the First, the island had to lie suddenly evacuated- to, carry out a movement in retreat, abandoning the whole line of the Pomeranian coast. Every post, every mart was withdrawn, but in such ah.iat:vn+q thitt.-they r..r. e .e. a.n ad vanced sentinel, perched on the top of a hillock, which commanded the en trance of Rugen. This sentinel was a young soldier, named Firmin Bollard, who hind scarcely been three months in the service. At present a soldier who has served three years is considered quite a veteran. At that time troops, who could not reckon three, live, seen and nine years of service, were still called conscripts. Now, Bonard, the soldier, and Capticin, the dog, happened to be particular friends, bound by the Btraage s t ties of mutual attachment. The corporal of the post had planted Firm in as sentinel on the hillock. ex actly at midnight, The latter thereof calculated on being relieved at two in the morning, and also that from two till live in the morning he would have three good hours to doze mid slumber in the corps of guard. So Firmin Bon ard beguiled the time by anticipating this soprca.e indulgence, also by thoughts of his village steeple, of his aged cure's ancient housekeeper, of the haystack where he used to play at hide and seek . , and sundry other recollection. In this way the minutes slipped slowly by, and the two hours' guard were drawing to a close. All at once he heard a slight noise. He listened, "It is thecorporal coining to relieve the guard," he thought, and prepared to utter the formal"qui vive." But the sound, which resembled that of human footsteps, was soon followed by complete silence. "I couldn't be mis taken !" he said to himself "Besides, my time must now be up." He listened again, still more attentively. Almost immediately he heard the barking of a dog, who came running forward in his direction. On recognizing Capucin's voice the sentinel looked around him anxiously. Preceiving nothing which threatened an attack, he wondered what could be the meaning of this noctural visit. Before he had time to - consider the matter the animal had climbed the hill and was jumping up his legs. "It's you, Capucin. Very good. You got tired of waiting, there; and I am tired of standing here. The all is keen, and lam terribly sleepy. You should have brought the corporal with you. His watch must have stopped. He ought to sell it for old iron, and buy a new One." Capucin's answer was a frenzied bark and a series of mad leaps around his mend. "I understand," said Firmin, smil ing.' "Vpu're asking me to dance to warm myself. It's a pity you are not provided with the password and a mus ket." Capucin commenced to bark, run ning right and left like a creature pos sessed. Finding all these manoeuvres useless, he ran up to the soldier, pulled him by the coat, and tried hard to pull him away, renewing his efforts with so much violence that he tore the soldier's uniform. Firmin, considering this proof of affection more troublesome than pleasant, lost his temper and gave poor Capucin a kick. The dog, how ling at finding himself so cruelly mal treated and misunderstood, retreated to a few paces distant; but soon returned, heedless of his friend's unkind treat ment. All he did now was to look forgiveness and lick the soldier's hand. "Be quiet, will you? 'and takel your self on'," said Firmin, ' harshly, as he threatened him with the butt ofhisgun, to drive him away. Capncin, finding he could do no good, unwillingly made up his mind to depart. He arrived just in time to go on board with _the last detatchment of his crops. At four o'clock Firmin began to lose patience. Discipline forbade his quit ting the post, but hunger, which drives the wolf out of the wood, compelled him to forget the code militairc. He left.his station and, went to the guard-house, muttering to himself, "If anybody de serves to be shot for this is not 1, but the corporal, who doesn't know his business and keeps a sentinel on guard six hours at a time." In the guard-house not a creature. The only supposition he could form was that the regiment had gone to oc cupy another part of the island. He shouldered his gun and walked off across the country in search of his regi ment. On the way he fell in with a farmer plowing a field. "Can you tell me," he asked him, "in what.c irection the French have marched ?" "They have gone away," vas the startling reply. "They embarked at two o'clock this morning, stepping lightly_ and without utterin a word, in consequence of an ordeti received from the Emperor." "Gone away, leaving me behind ! shall be reported as a deserter ! Con found that corporal; he has been my ruin, I understand what poor Capuein meant. It is not death I fear, 130 much as the disgrace." "Don't take on Lu that way," said the farmer, a consolatory ' tone of voice. "Shrieking never set h broken bone. Stay-here and makethe best of a bad business. If the 'Frenchcome - back again I can prove that it was- co fault of yours." • "My good man, you do not know the severity of our rules." "They will not punish you for a cri me you have not committed. Meanwhile } you cannot live on air. You probably were brought up in the country, and are accustomed to do country work ?" "Certainly. I can plow, for instance." • "The very thing for me. I can offer you good board and lodging, with a small weekly payment into the bargain. It will be the best thing you can do. under the circumstances." The soldier heaved a heavy sigh, and slowly gazed all around the horizon, to see whether any of the ships were still visible.. Beholding.nothing, he said at last, "I thankfully accept your oiler." "Good," said the farmer, Peter Mixon. "Come and breakfast at once. We will go on with the plowing after- wards." At Baxen's farm, the soldier had plen ly of opportunities of proving his ca pacity. He found such favor in the farmer's eyes—and in other people's too—that Baxen determined to try and keep him for good and all. "My worthy fellow," he said, one day, "I look upon you almost as a son." "if my poor old father," Firmin an swered, "were .not anxiously awaiting my return to france, I would willingly remain in Bogen." "You can bring him back with you' the next time you• go to France. But what I want to say to you now concerns my daughter." Firmin colored up to the eyes. "Unless !. am much mistaken, you and she are very good friends. Firmin uttered a few unintelligible words. "The neighbors even say you are in love with her." "l assure you I never uttered a word which could lead her to suppose that." "f know it, and for that very reason I took upon myself to tell her that, if you had no objection, she might have you for a husband." "And she said---:" "Not a word, but she threw her arms around my neck and kissed me for a quarter oi,an hour !" A fortnight afterwards Firmin Bon ant ;was married to the fair-haired Oar rissa, Peter Baxen's only daughter. . Four years then elapsed pretty equal ly divided between love andlabor. His thoits occasionally reverted to France, but he had almost forgotten his Com pulsory desertion. . Tna past soon l'aiins from our memory when the present is satisfactory, and the future promising. One morning the look-out man ih the town of Rugen signaled a fleet of ships in the offing. They were 'men-of-war carrying the French flag. "The French are coming!" people shouthd to each other. "They are go ing to land!" .Fi unlit Bonard heard it. "The French are coining!" rang in his ears like the boom of an alarm-gun. It told him that he was a lost man. Nevertheless, a thought struck him which relieved his heart by a glimmer of hope. He ran home, put on his uniform, seized his arms, and mounted guard on the very spot where, five years before, he had unintentionally been abandon ed. Meanwhile, boats full of soldiers rowed toward the hillock. In the fore part of one of the boats was a black and white poodle. As it approached the beach the creature barked with, joy.— In spite of his anxiety, •Firmin's eyes filled with tears as he recognized hiS old fried Capucin. The dog, unable to master his impatience, jumped into the sea and swam ashore. As soon as the boat had come within ear-shot Firmin "made ready," and shouted at the top - of his voice, "Qui vive!" "Qui vive, yourself!" said the, occu pant of the first boat, which Was tilled with officers, composing 111 rshal Da voust's stair. "Who are yot , and what are you doing here?" "1 am a sentinel, keeping uard." "A pretty sentinel! HON long have you been ou guard?"' "Five years." "It' is time to come down then," shouted the officers, laughing. When Firmin descended frornhishill Capucin ran to meet him half way, barking with joy and jumping into his arms.( "Poor cjapucin, ha\e it all your own way thiSl time. Do , what you like. Dirty n tear my clothes; I shan't send you away. I ought to have made a better r guru for your attempt to se - we me." Followed 14 the faithful dog, Firmin joined his former ,comrades. He gave a plain account of what had happened. By a lucky chance, the corporal who had forgotten him, and who had been promoted, belonged to Marshal voust's staff. 'He received his old com rade with open arms. Firmin, in return invited his countrymen to the farM, where he entertained them with liberal hospitality. The adventure reached Marshal Davoust's ears. He laughed at Firmin's strategy, and presented him with a discharge drawn up in due form. "I should not like the brave fellow," he said, "to appearbefore aeourtmartial after havlngkept guard so long." Firmin continued. a farmer. He had a large family, who at present fill the largest and most important offices in the island. They are commonly known as the Sentinel's Family: When the French army left Rugen, CaPucin re mained. Like his master, lie forgot his military mates, and devoted him self exclusively to farming. An editor up West says he would- as soon try to get to sea on ashingle, make a ladder of fog, chase a streak of I ight n i ng through aerab-apple orchard, swim heels first up Niagara river, or set Lake Erie on fire with a wet 'match,' as to stop lovers getting married when they take it into their heads to do so. lam afraid, sir you have a settle( melancholy," said a landlady to a mis erable lodger. "No madame," he re plied, "my melancholy won't settle tikes our coffee it has too much groUnds., In what hart of a man's existence doe's he become musically inclined ? When he makes overtures to his sweet heart, of course. Punch, having heard that Ada Isaac Menken was to reappear as Mazeppki, says hd im "shocked by the bar 'an nouncement." When a person well replenishes. lire, how does it feel ? Grateful (!) SAVED BY A MUTE ALPHABET. "I'll tell you a story how I saved my life once, entirely through having learn ed the deaf and dumb alphabet. , There were two little boys who used to conic and stay with Frank and me, when We were first married, and they could neither hear nor speak. ,They were deaf and dumb ; they could not talk except with their fin gers—so—only ever so much quickei.. Frank and I learned this foreign al phabet on purpose that we• might un derstand what they said. 'They were quick and clever, they could read and write, aye, and draw and sew, and do many other things which mostof boys Would make but a bad hand at. , They could phis at d - atights, and at backgammon and at a a ess, and at fox andgeese, as well, as any boys. They could almost see what 4 we said, though they could not hear, wi h such quick, ,eager eyes did they watch every move ment of our' lips. We ' soon, however, got to talk With our fingers as well as with our tongues, and sometimes when the lads were not with us, Frank and I often - talked in that manner, when we were alone, for practice. It happened that on one occasion he had to go to London on important busi ness ; he was to have gone by the after noon train, but something delayed him so that he was not able to leave before the night express. I was not in very good health, and retired to my bedroom about two hours before his departure ; he promis - ed;hwever, to conic up and give me gbod byii" --- hefore he started, -which would be between twelve' and one o'clock in the morning. Thel mat- ' ter which called him away was con nected with the bank here, which had been burned down ; and my husband, it seems—though 'I did not know it at the time, so great a secret had lie en deavored to keep it—had many thou sand pounds belonging to the concern in his temporary possession, locked up in the-iron safe in our bed-room, where the'plate was kept. He was bank man ager and responsible for the whole of it. it was cold weather, and there was a fire in the grate, so bright and "com fortable, that I was in no hurry to leave it and get into bed, but sat looking into the fiery coals, and thinking about all sorts of things ;, upon the long journey Prank had to take that night and how dreary the days would be till'he return-. ed,' and in particular how lonely I should feel in that great room all by myself when he should be away ; for I was a dreadful coward. It was a little after eleven o'clock when I retired ; but I did not feel the least inclined to sleep even then. I knew Frank would be coming in presently to wish me good bye, and besides there seemed to be all sorts of noises about the room which my foolish ears used to hear when I was alone at night. ft' a little soot fell down the chimney, it was, I thought, a great black crow, at feast, which would be soon flying all around my room, and settling on my pillow ; if a mouse squeaked in, the wall, it was the creaking of some dread ful person's shoes, coming up stairs to kill me with a carving knife ; and if the wind blew the casements, it Was some one trying to get into the room by the window, although it was two sto ries high. You may imagine then my horror whoa I heard a tremendous sneeze with ! in an inch of me just behind the head board of my bed, and between that and the wall, where there was considerable space. I had, as usual, taken the pre caution, before I put the candle out, of looking everywhere in the room, where it was quite impossible that any person could be hid ; but in the little alcove into which the b d was pushed I had never thought ofl looking for anybody. Ever since I step in that room, in short, I had been like the ostrich, that puts its head into the sand, and then im agines itself in perfect security. I had p t iqued myself upon precaution ary meal res, that, after all, might just as well have been omitted. The only thing, as I believe, which saved my reason from,departing altogether, when I first heard that terrible sound, was, that my mind clung to the hope that, after all, it might be only the sneeze of a cat. Fifty cats together could not have made half the disturbance, it is true, for it was a sneeze in spite of him self, and the concussion almost shocked the house ; but the idea sustained me over the first shock. The next instant, and the wretch had sneezed again, and pushed aside the bed, which rolled on castors: I felt that he was standing beside my pillow looking at Inc. If he had given but the one sneeze he might perhaps have be lieved me, as I lay quite still, breathing as regularly as I could, and pretending to be asleep ; but he reasoned very just ly, that unless I was "deaf or dead, I must have been awakened by the sound. " You are awake, marm," said he in a very gruff voice, " and its of no use your shamming ! If you don't want a rap with this life preserVer, just look alive." I opened my eyes exceedingly wide at this, and saw a man With crape over his face, standing by the bed ; he had a dill), with :two With on it, in ids right hand, and With his left hid pointed to the safe. " Is the money there ?" " The plate is," said I in a tremulmis voice ; i " pray take it, sir. I'm sure you are very welcome ;" for he might have taken everything valuable in the house, with all my heart, so long as he would leave Me. my life. " The money—the gold—the notes— are they there ?" he cried again in a whisper. " It's all there,". replied I, though I knew nothing about it ; "all except fifteen and`sixpence in my purse, on the dressing table yonder. There's sil ver mustard pots, besides, in the pan try, and a couple of candlesticks in my husband's study, only they are plated, and I would not deceive you, sir, pn any account." "You-had better not," said the bur glar grimly, "or it'll ,be the worse foi you." He immediately produced a key that my husband used, and approac the safe ; hut as he did so his guilty caught a sound of footsteps on stairs. "'Who is that ?" "My husband," said I, don't hurt him." " ,Is he not gone to town, then ?" cried the ruffian, with an oath of, disap poi titmen t. ." He's going at twelve," replied T, " lie is, indeed." "If you tell him, woman" said the burglar hoarhely, "if you breathe but. one word of my presence here, it will be the death doom of you both ;" had slipped into the alcove and drawn the bed back to its place in an instant. My husband entered immediately after wards, and even while he was in the room, I heard the awful threat repeat ed again through the thick curtain be hind me. "If you but whisper it, wotna , I will kill you where f , you lie. Prot] Ise not to tell him." !I "I will," said I, solemnly, " I prt iFiO not to open my lips at all about the matter." Frank leaned over the pillow to kiss me, and observingihow terrified 'nook ed said " You have been. frightening yourself about`robbers again, I suppose, you sil ly , ' " Not I, Frank," returned I as cheer fully as I could.l " I have a little head nein! •,'', but I said with my fingers so that he could plainly read it'in the fire light, ' For God's sake be quiet ! But there is certainly a man behind the headboard."l Frank- was as bold as a lion, and had nerves like iron, although he was so tender hearted anal kind. He only ans wered : "Where is your sal-volatile, dearest?" and went-to the mantle-piece to get it. I thought he never could, have un derstood me, he spoke with Such cool ness and unconcern, until i saw his lin gers reply, as he took up the bottle.— "All right, don't be afraid." And Chen I was not afraid, or at least not Much ; for I knewl should not be left alone one instant ; and I thought. that my Frank was a match ,for any two such men in such a case ; only he had no Weapon. " He has a life preserver," sa d 1 with my lingers. "Your lire 18 getting rather low now, Georgy," observed he, as he took up the poker (ah, he had a weapon then) " I must leave you a good 'blaze before I go." He tied the fire and left the poker in, but without taking eyes, off me or \ lt the bed' ead. - ! " I'll just ring the bell and iee wheth er Thomas has got the pOrtmanteau ready. Mary," continued ) te to the maid that came to the door, "send Thomas up." . Then when she had gone on that errand—" By Jove ! I never gave him that key. Where is it, Geor-, gy ? I have not a moment to lose. If it is in your dressing case with the rest, I shall be an age in looking for it.— Might I ask you to get out of bed ,for an instant and show me where it is !"• He said with his lingers "jump !" and I jumped, you may be sure, quick enough, and was inside the dressing room with the door locked in half a second. " Como in, Thomas," said Frank, "Conic in," for Thomas was modestly hesitating at the chamber door. "There .is some blackguard got into the house, and behind the bed there. If he makes th 4 least resistance, I'll kill him With this red hot • poker." I . I At these words the bed jvas pushed slowly outward, and the burglar, with out his crape; mask, and his face as ; pale -as ashes, came out from his hiding place. Fran - knew' him as a bank Messenger, who iad been out of employment since the II , e, on suspicion of his honesty. "01 , sir, have pity upon 'me," cried he. "I'm an unlucky (16g ! If it ' hadn t been for a sneeze I should have ten thousand pounds in my pocket by, this time." . "Oh, you came fifter that, dial you Well, gives up that life preserver yoti have in your pocket before we have any more conversation," said my husband coolly. I "Did your lady tell you that too ; and yet I stood by her and never heard her utter a syllable," cried the villain in ac cents of astonishment, as be delivered up the weapon to the male ervant. "I never spoke a word'," cried I through the dressing-room key-hole, for I did not care to have the man think that I had broken my oath, I nor, to say the truth, was I anxious to make a deadly enemy of him in case he should ever be at large again. i "Then it is a judgment, , upon_ me, and it is no good to fight against it," said the miserable wretch. I "Not in the least, and we will go to the police office at once." So 9 fr went the burgla . in i l l their cus tody ; leaving me safe a d sound, after afte r all. And now, do not yo i think there is some use in learnint everything, ,even so small a thing as he diaf and dumb alphabet. HOW They wake General Grant a Mr. Frederick Law Olmstead tells, in a letter to the Nation, a veryinstruct ive story. As the General Suprein tend ent of the Sanitary Commission he had occasion, early in 1563, to visit General Grant, at his headquarters just above Vicksburg. His assistant, Mr. E. Knapp, was with him. They were• received by the General on board a steamboat, and engaged in conversation, sitting over a table on ,which was apiteher of water and some glasses. The general gave them an account ofthe condition pit his campaign, which then wore a Wry unfavorable appearance. General Steel had been Aided in an attempt to get around Vicksburg by way of the Sunflower ; the idea of pass ing below the city by means of a canal across the peninsula from Young':- Point was pron4ing ; ,and there was great doubt whatishould he done. G rad ually the General was led into a review of the whole undertaking. "! We were impressed," gayS Mr. Olmstead, —a , much by the remarkably methodical clearness of the narration as by the simple candor and ingenuousness with which it was given to us whO, the play before, had been strangers to him. He took up several hypotheses and sugges tions, and analyzed them in such a way as to make prominent the uncertainties and uncontrollable elements which were involved in them ; and I could not 1111'1 think, so musingand quietly reflective was his manner, and yet sooxact and well arranged his expression's, that he was simply repeating a process of think ing it out, in order ,to assure himself that he fully comprehended , apd gave just weight to all the important elements of some grand military problem, the solution of which he was about to un dertake." - While they were thus en gaged, a lady came past the Curtain, behind whose screen they were sitting, to deliver a memorial to the General. He rose to receive it, and stood with one hand on his chair while'she spoke to him. He then made an appoint ment for his medical director to call upon her the next day on the business she had presented, and she ilea, when the conversation was resumed. A week or two later, Mr. Olmstead's companion, Mr. Knapp, met the same lady at a hotel in Memphis. .She la mented the drunken habits of General Grant, and by way of reproof, said that she had seen the General on board of a steamboat, near Vicksburg, carousing with two boon companions., and that he was so tipsy when he spoke to her that he had to steady himself by lean ing on a chair ; moreover, his voice was thick and he spoke ineohereutly. And she said that.next day; being: ashamed to see her himself, he sent his doctor t' Lind out what she wanted. Mr. Knapp then told her, that havingl been one of the boon companions whom she had observed with the General on the oc casion, and that having dined with him and, been face to face with him for fully three hours; he not only knew that he was *under the influence of no drink stronger than the unqualified lnud of the Mississippi, but, he conld.asspre.her that he had uevcr seen a man, who ap peared to him more thoroughly sober and clear-headed than General Grant at the moment of her entrance. This did not suffice, however, to sat isfy the lady, and probably - tejthis day :.he Is convinced that she has seen Gen eral Grant in a state of intoxication.— The facts in the case show c early on what sort of evidence this gr at bene factor of the COdlltry . has . been oWi l delY and unscrupulously maligned.! ike ;led i l ear 'the '" hut NO. 26. Drunkard - JOBBING DEPARTMENT. The proprietors have stocked the establishment with a new a varied assortment of JOB AND CARD TYPE AND PAST PRESSES, an'd are prepared to exteute neatly and promptly, POSTERS, HANDBALS, CIRCULARS, BILL HEADS, CARDS, PAMPHLETS, &c., /to. Deeds, Mortgages, Leases, and a full aesortinnet of Constables' and Justices' Blanks on band. People living at a distance Can depend on hav ing their work done promptly and sent back in return mail.. Yosemite Valley, California. The most marvelous scenery of Cali-1 fornia—indeed of the whole world—is found in Yosemite Valley, Mariposa county. In winter, snow is often found twenty feet deep, but summer s reveals meadows of richest grass and brightest flowers among deep forests of slender pines and silver-tipped firs. Some times these trees are 200 feet high„their trunks and branches gorgeOusL"with yellow moss.. Yosemite Valley is a gorge or chasm in tile mountains, 9 miles long with an _average width of three-quarters of a mile., its floor is - a level valley, shaded With spreading trees, rich in meadows of tall grass and brilliant flowers, and bright with the shining waters of Mercer River. On either side rise immense walls and tur rets of bare granite from 2,000 to 5,000 feet high—walls so upright and perfect < that an expert cragsman Scan climb out of the valley at onlythree or four points. This enormous fissure, which has no parallel in the world, is the result of some ancient convulsion, which cleft asunder the everlasting hills and rent the globe itself. From the rock or • precipice of Inspiration• Point, a stone or a pebble thrown into this chasm has fallen half a mile before striking any, obstruction. Glancing across this pros fOund chasm El Capitan is seen rising up an unbroken, seamless wall of gran ite, -two-thirds of a mile high and more than perpendicular, its top protruding 150 feet over the base. At the upper end of the valley stands the South Dome, a ; rock one mile high, riven asunder from top to bottom. A look, in another di rection reveals the Bridal Veil Fall, the least of all the five wonderful cascades in the valley, yet with its snowy stream leaping unbroken more than 900- feet, quite melted in mist before reaching the bottom. The rock mountains are -the great feature—indeed, they are Yose mite itself. Nine granite mountains range from tree to six thousand feet, the most striking examples on the globe of the masonry of nature. Beside them the great Pyramid . would be the merest pebble. The most impressive is El Capstan or Tu-toeltah-nu-lah, Span ish and - Indian names, both signifying "The Leader," but applied in the sense of the Supreme Being. It is a solid, seamless, stupenduous wall on , which no shrub on grass finds footing, and no tenacious vine can fasten its tendrils. Towering, upright for 3,900 feet, it is grandeur, massiveness, inde structibility. The tallest is the South' Dome, whose summit is more than a j mile above the level of the valley. It 1 is cleft asunder from top to bottom, and I one-half has disappeared. Gigantic cedars upon its tops, seem from the,yal ley to be mere twigs, barely visible to the naked eye. The waterfalls, though less striking than the rocks, have given ' more fame to the valley: They are five ' in number, each quite unlike the rest. The Bridal Veil, spanned by a rainbow, hangs like a delicate film of lace for 900 feet. Before reaching the end of its long descent, a rill no longer, it is trans formed into spray—the Niobe of cas cades, dissolved in tears. The Venal rushes eagerly over gloomy, brown rocks, and then leaps headlong for 300 feet, roaring like a miniature Niagara, encircled . by rainbows of dazzling brightness. At the base, in the after noon sun, is seen the rare phenomenon of the round rainbow, the inside circle as perfet.t, as a finger ring. At Nevada Falls the rivertunibles: seven hundred feet in iiwaying mistiness. It is fitly named, for the) water is white us snow drift. Near the bottom it strikes au in clined plane or apron of the rock, spreading into a sheet lot' floating silver tissue, 130 feet wide, then breaking into delicate snowy net work„ with myriads of shinhig heads and sparkling threads —an exqusite silken fringe on the''great white curtain. The South Fork Fall shoots over the precipice for 7_30 feet in a deseen enbroken until just before it reaches the basin below. But the Yo semite itself is the monarch ofeaseades. With only a single break it leaps 2,034 feet. It is far the loftiest in the world. Think of a cascade--for it is less than twenty feet wide at, the summit—of more than half a mile ? It is sixteen ' times higher than Niagara. In spring it has great volume; hut:during sum mer it is one vast incredible height.— The floor of the beautiful valley is threaded by the sidling riversand car peted with rich grass, and mysterious myriads of wild flowers, including primroses of yellow and 'crimson, and the It h Lisle! spear of exquisite purple. It is fringed with spreading oaks, and dotted with slender, symmetrical pines, which sometimes rise nearly 300 - feet, dwarfing, men and buildings beneath their branches the merest pigtnies. On the whole, 'the Yosemite Valley is in comprably the most wonderful feature of our continent. .Europetin travelers agree that trans-Atlantia• scenery has nothing at all approaching it. Unless the unevplored Himalayas hide some rival, there is - no spot the wide world over of such varied beauty and meas ureless grandeur. • `Pitt.: LIVE MAN..—The Liva&nian is like a little pig, he is weaned; young and begins to root early. • lie is the pepper sass of creation—the allspice of the world. One Live Man in n. village is like a cae of itch in a fi istri k t school—he sets everybody tew skratchen at oust. A mairwho kan draw 'New Orleans inolass(43 in the month of.Tailuary, thru a half inch augur hole, while the mo lasses i z riinniug, may be striktly hon est but he ain't Ridden enough for this elimattt. The Live luau iz az full of hizzness az the konductor of, a street kar—he iz often like a hornet, very bizzy, but about what, the k,ord only knows. .; He lights up like a kotten faktory, and bain't got any more time than a skool boy haz Saturday afternoons. He izflike adecoy duck, always abo e water, and lives at least eighteen mont s during each year. He iz like a runaway boss, he g is the whole of the road. f He trots when he walks, and 11 s flown at. night only beeatiso everybody else haz. The Live man iz not always a deep thinker; lie jumpsat_i.conelusions just az a frog duz, and vowt alwuz land at the spot he iz lookiti at. He iz the American pet, a perfect mystery tew forerlers ; but haz done more (with charcoal) tew work on the greatne!.*: of thth country than enny other man in it. Ile don't lawns die riteb, but alwus dies bizzy, and meets death a good deal as an oyster duz, without any fuss.— Josh nyB. The New Albany Ledger says the be. , st muzzle for a 'log in danger pf hy drophobia, is the muzzle of a, gin. , The Emperor of Germany, Sigismund, being asked the- surest mode.of iattain in,,,r happiness, replied, "Only Ido .in health what you promised to do when you were sick." The most difficult thing in the world is to talk good nonsense. No person can do it but of first-rate ability. The young lady who never played af, home, played out. ' _ - " Oh, swallow ! happy Swallow !" as the toper says. I 1