tare giga goatttg Agilator
Is pyblisbed every Wednesday 6112
per year, invariably in advance.
COBB & VAN GELDER.
C.VANGELDEE
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2 Squalos 2,00 3,00 4,00 8,00
H a lf 10,00 15,00 i 17,00 22,00
One Col lB ,, II 20,001 80.00 40,00
Special Notices 15 cents per line; Editorial or
Local 20 cents per lino.
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BUSINESS DIRECTORY.
W. D. TEnvELL, & CO.,
WHOLESALE DRUGGISTS, and dealers in
Wall Paper, lierusene Lamps, Window Ulm;
Perfumery, Paints and Oils, kn., kc.
Corning, N. Y., Jan. 1, 1868.-Iy..
wadi-lAm H.
ATFORNEY AND COUNSELOR AT L4 . IV
Inourunco, County andiPension Agency, Main
Street WoDeboro, Pa., Jan. 1. 0 1868. -
•
S. P. IViLsox, • J.-B. Nitats
WILSON & '
i'PTORNEYS . 351:1013btgELORS AT LAW,
(First doer front Bigoney's, on the Avenue)—
Will attend to business entrusted to their care
in the nom:ales of Tioga and - Potter.
Wellaboro, Jan. 1, 1868.
HILL'S HOTEL,
WESTFIBLD Borough, Tioga Co. E. d.
11111, Proprietor. A now and commodious
building with all the modern improvemen s.
Within easy drives of thehest hunting and fish
ing grounds in Northern Benicia. Conveyances
furnished. Forms moderato.
Feb. 5,1869-Iy.
GEORGE WAGNER;
TAILOR. Shop first door north of L. A. Soars'a
Shoo Shop, : /) , - Cutting, Fitting, and Repair
mg done promptly and well.
Weßeborn, Pa., Jan. 1, 1868.-ly.
JOAN B. SBAKSPICABE,
DRAPER AND TAILOR. Shot) over John R.
Reiven's Store. rit` Cutting, Tittirig, and
Repairing done promptly and in best style.
Woll,3buro, Pa.. Jan. 1,,1868—1y
GARRETSOIST,
ITTORNEY AND COUNSELOR AT LAW,
Notary Public and Inivanee. Agent, IllOas
bur , Pa., over ,Caldwtll:s.Store.• • ,
JOHN I. MITCHELL
Af 'FORNEY AND COUNSELOR AT LAW,
Millsboro, Tioga Co., Pc..
umiak Agent,• Notary Public, and Insurance ,
Agent. _lie will attend promptly to collection of
Pensions, Back Pay and Bounty. As Notary
ho takes acknowledgements of deeds, ad
:Ainisters ortlis, and will act as Commissioner' to
:aka testimony. for•Otlice over lloy's Drug Store,
Adjoining Agitator Office.—Oct. 30. 13117 ,
John W• Guernsey,
A rTORNEY AND COU I NSLOrt AT LAW.
Slaving returned to this county with a view of
, making it his permanent residence, solicits
share of public patronage. All business en
trusted to his care will, bo attended to with
Promptness and fidelity. 'Office 2d door south
of E. S. Parr's hotel. Tioga,,Tioga Co.,'Pa.
Sept.
iZAAK WALTON 110US1 ,
Gaines, Tioga County, Oa.
110 RACE C. VERMILYEA., PROP'It: This is
a now hotel located within easy access of the
best fishing and hunting grounds in North
ern Pennsylvania. No pains will bo sparod
i it tho accommodation of pleasure seekers and
the traveling public. • [Tan. 1.,1868.]
PETROLEUM HOUSE,
1- - .4ITIELD, PA., GEORGE CLOSE; Propri-.
••••;r, A now Hotel conducted on the principle
)1* live and let live, for tho accommodation of
thl public.—Nov. 14,1866.-Iy. ° '
GEO. W. ETON,
.1: fORNEY it COUNSELOR AT LAW, Law
roneeville, Tioga Co.; Pa
anti Insurance Agent. Collections .promptly
' attended to; Office 2.1 door below Ford house.
Due. 12, 1887-1 y
R. E. OLNEY,
DEALER. in CLOCKS -JEWELRY, SILVER
PLATED WARII, Opectueloo, Violin Strings.
Marrsfield, Pa. Watehes and Jew
elry neatly repaired. Engraving dono in plain
English and Gorman. Isept67- I y. •
Thos. B. Dryden
: , 1;i1V1ViOlt & DRAFTSMAN.—Orders left at
Towneenel Uotet, Welleboro, will
~.eel with prompt attention.
13. 1361.—tr.
FARR'S HOTEL,
TIOG A COUNTY , P A.,
than' ambling, attached, and an attentive hos
r always in attend:owe
E. S. FARB.,
hairdressing & Shaying.
. .;.wn over WlHeels) & Bu tier's Mere, Well -
bs,r,, Pa. Particular attention paid to Ladies'
II ,u cutting, Shampooing, Dyeing, etc. Braids,
'Ant:, coils, and awielies on nand and wade to la
ter.
It. IV. DORSEY. .1. JOHNSON.
k AOON M. D., late of the _d Pa. ealiirv, after
pearly ' f • I 1 •t • viti • ,, e
()tor In 0 al ny iJC I al,„
-.vitorictice to fluid and hospital practice, has opened an
the practice of utedicille ,and sun get y, in all
.t•,i, un•hot. Persons front a distance can find , good
I—,ttdott.: ,st tint Pcmittylvanta Motel when deSired.—
Win %cm any part of the State in rUntinil at ion, or to
1,1 i.,ua surgical operations. No. 4, Union M.A.., up
tt.•. Wrilsboro, ra., May 2,•1606.—1y.
; PICTURE GALLERY.-
:
FRANK SPENCER
is the pleasure to inform tho citizens of Tioga
Ginty that he has completed his
NEW PHOTOGRAPH GALLERY,
•;: , I hand to take all kinds of Sun Pictures,
1, A mbrotypes, Ferrotypes, Vignettes, Ciertes
V,ite, the Surprise anti Eureka Pict Urea; also
attention paid to copying and onlarg—
.. i ~.turof. Instructions given in the Art on
• .•••11 No terms. Elmira St., Mansfield,' Oct. 1,
Wm. B. Smith,
I , :ifiXVILLE, Pa. Pension, Bounty, and . In
-4'ii•lnce Agent. Communications sent to the
a1,.0.0 address will receive prompt attention.
i rni tl moderato. [jan 8, 18138-131
U. S. CLAIM AGENCY,
For the Collection of
Army and Nary Claims and Pensions
'put.: NM BOUNTY LAW, passed July 28,1866, gives
truo ulul three years' soldiers extra bounty. send
)..tir didch ri.fes.
. OFFICERS" EXTRA PAY.
Th . kee wouths' extra pay proper to volunteer officers
who eel s In fiervice March 3,1805.
PENSIONS INCREASED
1 . ,.. a ll 10 , hare lo s t lirul, and who have been perrna
4, , ii, and totally d bled.
kI i ~I ilc r (lover!, ent claims prosecuted.
• JEROME O. NILES. '
,I , ;i llau .), Oct oh r '10,18667U
NORMAN STRAIT,
1' for tho National Series of Standard &hood
• ; published by ,A. S. Barnes & Co. 111,& 113
r of John Streut, N. Y., keeps constantly
• fifth 411110 r. All orders promptly fllled. Call on or
awl!, N. STRAIT.
Pa., Juno 19, 1867-Iy.
BLACKSMITHING.
THE unlersignod having ratttrnecl,to
~.) and opened his shop, on W-Ater street,
,i%.ise or patronage. Ito propos_es to do
WORK CHEAP FOR CASH.
$3,58 and !Aker w ork in iiroiior-
18133.,-(1m.
•
J. G. PIITNikIII,
111 I t
I 'ivaßNlinraintAlE nil the mn t
Osoillal ng Movernent for thing un,l
• •••
Aug. 7, 1867, lv.
and Pension Agency.
k cflniteinetrnctioaaln r u e l T , ar i
ro d re t ol 9
11 " -I wl hiving on liana a huge supply of all
• • s I .In prop:ill-al to prom ento all pen
ut 1 ,n!1:y • I time which ,nay ht placed In ray
Airing at it. diatatice can coniniuniLatP
In 11% 1,1 their communicationn will ha
IYM. 11. SMITH.
w .r ;1.1,,1wr 24,1866.
t -
C. L. WILCOX, •
1 , 1 D,•,1,' ttn t l Uy c,F tilt kind , , Ilardwaro
••N t Y.nn thir 34.4orttilant-is Lt rgo
1,,c. Story iu “111.111 P• 1 9 ,31: Call
—may 20 1868-Iy.
$7,00 $12,00
12,00 18,00
20,30 30,00
60 : 00 00,00
CITY BOOK BINDERY
• AND
BLANK BOOK MANUFACTORY,,
- • 8 Baldwin Street, -
(SIGN OF TIIE
,pOOK, 2D,FLOOItij
OUR xyroaro
Goon As TUG BEST, CA EAP AS TILE CB EAPEW'
Of every description, in all styles ofßinding,
and as low, for quality of Stock, us any bindery
in the %State. Volumes of every description
Bound in the best manner and in any style or
dered.
}twined in tho beat wanner. Old Bunks:re
pound and made good an new.
5E404.2)1,11M 1434.1D1MS
I am prepared to furnish baek numbers of all
Reviews or Magazines published 1p the United
States or Oroat Britain, at a low price;
BLANK BOOK & OTHER PAPER:;- : `
Of 8i7.C9 and qualities, on hand, ruled or plain:
BILL HEAD PAPER;„-
of any quality or size, on hand and cut upleah
forpriatiug. Also, DILL PAPER, and CAIRO
BOARD of all colors and quality, inboards or
cut to any bizo
11!
STATIONERY,
Cap, Letter, Note Paper, Envelopes,
Pens, Pencils, &c.
.1 un solo agent for •
Pros. SHEPARD'S NON•CORD.OSIVE'STEEL
PENS, OP VARIOUS SIZES, FUR LADIES
AND GENTLEMEN,
Which I wilrWarritni equal to Odd Pens. The
beet in use•and n 9 mistake
Tho above stuck I will sell at the Lowest Rates
at all times, at a small advance on New York
prices, and in quantities to suit purchasers.,. All
work and stock warranted as mpreeented.
I respectfully solicit a share of public patron•
age. Orders by mail promptly attended to.—
Address, 'LOUIS KIES,
Advertiser Building,
Elmira, N. Y.
Sept. 28, 1887.-1 y
WOULD, announce to•tho citizen s of Wellsbo
re and surrounding country. that ho has
opened a shop on tho eorner of )Vatar and Crof
ton streets, for the purpose of manufacturing all
kinds of
REPAIRING AND TURNING DONE
, .
to order. COFFINS of oil hinds furnished on
.
short notice. All work thine promptly and 'war
ranted. ' Wellsboro, June 27, 1886,
Erii.VINO fitted up a new hotel building 011 MO site
11. of the old Union Hotel. lately destroyed by fire,
t atu now ready to rf ceive and entertain ginlsts. The
Union Hotel was intended for a TelllllenillCO House,
and the Proprietor believes it eau tic AllAtained without
grog. An attentive hostler lu attendanc,!.
WeMboro, June 26, ISC.
•
JOHN ETHER,
TAILOR AND CUTTER, has opened a shop
on Crofton street, rear of Stirs Derby's shoe
4h op, where he is prepared to Manufacture gar
ments to order in the most substantial manner,
and with di , pateb. Particular attention paid
to Cutting and Fitting Iltarch 26, 1868-1 y
Bounty, Pension,
-- - -
, II AMU:I'O N Ur SE,
On rtrietly Temperance 'prificip es, Morris Run,
Pa. it. C. BAILEY, Proprietor. Horses and
Carriages to let.—March 8, Iq6B.—iy.
GROCERY AND RE
Ono dour above the Meat Market,
1V E L L'S 13 0 It 0 ENN' A,
RHSPECTFULLY announces to the trading
public that he has a dePirMile sleek of (int
act-hot, cotnpriittg,:reas, Spices, Sugars,
mohlhr-eS, Syrups, and all that tionstitutes a first
elatot steels. Oysters in every mtyle at all sea.
senablo 1 s.
Wellltoro, Jan. 2, itid7 -tf,
Proprietor
Great Excitementl Joh imou I m
Leeds [Moots' and Stairs tritiMpliari
would Hlly to tho peUido of Wee: rich)
he is uhtuutacturi»g a l'ate»t Boot f ,
lostess the following advantage oy
there is no crimping; 2.d, no wrinklitU
to the tect ; ad, no t
the thing for et erybody. Faniplca
solicited. Sole, tight ut West fml,l
~ecitr,d. Ile has oho jto,t receive,l
halinoral pat tei ti. latest id les. C'4
We are Lammd tosell cheap for cf4h
ono deer south of ,:tandem fi Colej i*/
IVe4ttibld [lieu', Feb. 13 WS.
' WEL LSBORO
C. 11. GOLDSMITH, Proprieto l l
e d this popular Hotel, the pr
fully solicits a fair !Awe of pa
attention given to guests. Tt
the e.amty always io attendat
April 29, 18438.—1 y..
T would respectfully inform 111
oga anil vicinity, that I has
in the Borough of Tioga, and
Photographic Art4tt in my cm
prepared to furnish all kinds of
to the Photographic lArt. Ale
employ a number of ftrat class
prepared to'answer all calla for
Tinge, ornamental and scenery
dress A.
•
May ii, 1868—tlin.
AT the Lawrenceville Drug Store, where you
will find every thing properly ; belonging to
the Drug Trade
1 CHEAP, "CHEAPER, CALEAPESI1 1 ,
litpd of the best quality for Cash. Also, Paints,
i
Oils, Varnishes, Lamps, Fancy ,Notions, Violin'
Stringa, Fishing Tackle, ,Window Glass, ~te
Cash paid for Flax Seed. ',.
C. P. LECNAR
Lawrenceville, 'gay 8, 1867. r
-
Glen's Falls Insurance Company,
GLENS FALLS, N•.' Y. •
Capital and Surplus $373,637.66.
FARM RISES, only, taken.
No Premium Notes required.
is TvIBER AL.' It pays ditreagoe by Light
fling, svhether Piro ensues or not.
'lt pays fur live stock killed by Lightning, in
barns or in the field.
Its, rater ere lower than other Companies of
equal responsibility.' I. C. PR TOL; Agent, ,
Farmington Centre, Tioga Co. Pa.
111,iy ..?9; tan?.-43e-
.1. IV. RITTER
• -
1.17/ILUEiIt &
pßnEtts X 77 •
IIARDWARE, IRON, STEEL,
STOVES, TIN- IVAI? E, --
OHLTING, SAWS; CUTILIENV
, 9
• WATER LIME,
AGRICULTURAL IMPLEMENTS,
Carriage and Harness Trinxmiega,
HARNESSES, SADDLEB,
• Corning, N. Y., Jan. 2, ISti- , ly.
riIIOICE LOT OF (WAIN for sale
cheap! ni WRIGHT &
iVellebore, Juno b, 18117.
CIALENDER, French, lurine Ana Church
lJ alocics, at [du4l9 ' YOLTtI"S.
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ELMIRA, N. Y.
BLANK.BOOKS
ALL KINDS OF GILT WORK
COMPLETE VOIIR SBTSI
JOHN
CABINET FURNITURE,
UNION HOTEL
MINER .W ATKINS, PnovitiEToß
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TIOGA GALLERY
PHOTOGRAPH 0
THE PLACE TO BUY 'DRUGS,
I==l
+N TRODUCED I,NTO AMERICA
FROM GER AM IYY, in 1835.
ROOFLANO'S GERMAN . BITTERS,
HOOFLAND'S GERMAN TONIC,
Vie greatest known remedies for ,
Liver Complaint,
DYSPEPSIA,
Nervous Debility,
JAUNDICE,
Diseases of the Kidneys,
ERUPTIONS of the SKIN,
and all Diseases arising from a Ms
aeilered Liver, Stomachi or
Rued the following symptom v, and if you find that
your system is affected by any of them, you may rest
assured Mai disease hal commenettrits attack oh the
most important organs if your body, and unless soon
, checked by (he use of powerful ~inedirs, a miserable
b:& man terminating in death, wilt be the rewlt.
Constipation, Flatulence, Inward Piles,
' Fulness of Blood to the Head, Acidity
' of the Stomach. Nausea. Heart
burn, Disgust for Fond, Fulness
or Weight in thq i3tomaeh,
Sour Eruotatiohs. Sink-
ing or Fluttering at tho Pit
, of the Stomach, 8 imming of
the Head, Hurried or Difficult
' Breathing, Flutterin at the ,Heart,
Choking or Suffmating sensations when
in a LyingPostUre,Dinliness of Vision,
, 1 Dots or Webs before the eight,
Dull Pain in the Head, Defi
ciency of Perspiration, Yel
lowness of the Skin and
Eyes, Pain in the Side,
Back, Chest, Limbs, etc., Sud
den Flushes of Heat. ,Burning in
the Flesh, Constant Imaginings of
Evil, and Groat Depression of Spirits.
Alt these indicate disease, of the Liver ot• Digestive
~prgaits, combined with impure blood.
lijooftattb'q Otrumit•
is entirely vegetable, and contains no
liquor. It is a compound of Fluid Ex.
tracts. The Roots, Herbs, and Harks
from tvitich these extracts, are made-,
are gathered in Germany. ALL the
medicinal virtues are 'extracted from
them by a scientilic chemist. These
extracts are then forwarded to this
country to be used expressly for' the
manufacture of these Hitters. TherC
hi no alcoholic substance of any kind
used in compounding the Bitters,
hence it is the only Bitters that can
be used in cases where alcoholic stint•
clants are not advisable.
is a eon/Una:Pm of all the ingnldienes of the, Pairs,
with PURE Santa &rut Rum °emir, etc. .11 used for
B
the tame diseases as the Rum,
sir eases where some
pure alcoholic stimulus is required. coThwillltear in
mind that these remedies aie entirely different Yront
any others advertised for the cure of the diseases
named, these icing scientific pripwations of medicinal
ex/rads, while the others are mere decoctions of rum
in mane form. The TONIC is decidedly one of the most
'dramt awl agreeable r , metlie.l cerr rtlTered to flit
park, Its taste exqui,rite. ft is a pleagure to take
it, while its lift-airing, rMilarating, and medicinal
qualities hare cmwd din he known as Mr greal,Pl of
all tonics.
'Ti sands of, cases, when th e pi t .
Bent supposed he was afflicted with
Ibis terrible diSCII24C, have been cured
kV t Le USE of these remedies. Extreme
emaciation, debility, and cough arc
be usual attendants upon 'severe,
cas.ele of ifytiperisla or disease of the
digestive organs. Even in eases of
genuine Consumption, these remedies
will be found of the greatest Ilellent,
rt.ialliilc . 2llill4z I invigoraring.
DEBILITY.
716.1 '.'• .10 Inr,dirine. (vial to Ilv I , 'Hers Gm•litatt
1i• rod' , Ili rocr3 of • Thry impart a
to Mr Inhofe sl.ll(e»),2trengllin7 the ap-
111
pl dn enj
rtilr , t it,
frinn toe ey,:,impurf
110 patient front a
Miff 7117TOUF
per..o. • 't
TAURANT,
Weak:m(l-I)elicale Children
. 1i11111 . 1• 1.1 i . 1)1114Ify It hit ers
or 'l' 111% ii: {31( . 1 I :IVA It I C
111 They eau bt•
'Fitt. I.t•t-t".•t•1 ntifeir et. 11.1 th.. re
tttoal ta, old. the deli.. f• ft 114:4 I.•.
Di' a l utlt II •
1111IC
tit, diol th,
MN
Dort.
.peached, mol Em•
It) The suliseilher
~) HI M vicinity that
fvhich be Mdievem to
yer MI others; lmt,
i'.gssive as they break
litori," they are just
an halal awl orders
owombip and Hero'
...
,4
,
cic , . fen, «mt mill, cure dis,« •!ss , lo. , llid JE"st
Lad I,lmal
;/..gr Idomi prise; i.rry gam' LI lII' ill [Mir') ;
(1; 17 ( IY 01i/cliff herliehy r fillrec•
GYN. by Ib.• T. uud tfri dire‘l, l o
eve> yr."
, kpit.tkilid net of
COM° all I
.really pay'. Slop
it ,
J. n. EFL
.141141/C:1 Wil.llll 11 fair : and
pleXllllll, fret: fr
t)ngernikd ail 4ki illislignrement.
13110 1 / 1 14 1144. ; /here relllllel/ 0e1311810111..
1%1/3'. • 'Phi - laver peilrict 011 . 1114:1', OYU/
/14004 U Echnlit in apnvic
ling CSC/4 and 111 Inc; Checks.,
IThEll
r.—Having leus
•prietor respect
ronnge. Every
e best hostler in
IF, :1/' rid U. a lIMII Ermeditur n, :41:11.,:rethil.
rho tfrellth, hoe, or ( 0 . .nr: Jackson
nu th.• Vie. mil, id, ?crupper of earl. intae, and
the Wine 01th, a. 141017 in .ich I, ,, ttie. All others
an' Ciliaarf erlr
F .AAT.
citizens of Ti
built a new
l'itottsa Otis of letters have been i•e.
ecived, t eat frying to the virtue of Meg.-
remedies. ,
LLERY
Loring a good
boy, I am now
Pictures known
having in my
Painters, I am
ouco, sign,-car
painting. Ad.
c. MEADE.
I , RUM HON. UI.O. W. WOOD WARD,
Chief ‘if von rt ct Pelinsylvantit
• I'm tAnnytit t, AVM 16th, 186 T.
flail "lloqamurs (:ermilti Bitters" is not an intox
iontn9 Imurrugr, tati is n us fu! in diem ,
ders n( do.srile nil oil . ! wilt beirfit in
cares tu rd (!1 nzr rnlu action in the
system. , I , u ?c (offy,
GEO, tr WOOD)VA RD.
Tioga, Ya
FROM MIN_ JAMES THOMPSON,
Jotlgo of the Sulu vote Court of Posisylvssis.
Vim iDelirsiA; 280), 1666.
I consider “IlooditiVs airman Bits '
ters" a valuable medicine in case Of—at.
t.ackil or Iniligegtion or Dyspepsia,
can colliery this from my exporiettoo
svir it. Vanes, with reapeet,
.1 A DI 1141,6
Pastor ~? 1 . the Tenth thiptlst Chorch, Philadelphia
PR..Tio3KrON—Drar. :—I /WIT. been frequently re-, ,
quested yet ey,an.:et. name witty r lc o i y i n ten thai on4 fi f •
lifercut lauds of snoyliriiios, but r ryaryliny fhr practiced
as out of my yyplyrapriate els/yore, Ihave in all CaSCS de
clined; bid with a clear in ors/ in various instances, drug
particularly my man );:x only, of Om torftilitC33 or pr.
-,lrexdramr., 'German flit:err, 'depart for once front my
usual rour.so ley exprofs ,my fubl conviction that fur
general debiifty i,fit. y Att.lri, tin cillecially for Liver
ComplaintOt is knob, nn valnilito preparation. 7n
some misis si snag ; tat ueiLally, /doubt not,tit
be reig benrficiaT (a-thnse IMO tttrei iron) 'Me above
Cati! , es. rows, rory
.1. 11.' KENNA RD,
-Eight)), below Omits St.
.I"rieepef the I:littera, $l.OO
,per, bottle I
Qr, a half . dozen for $5.00.
Price of the Tonto, $1.50. per bottle;
dr, a half dozen for $750. ,
The Tonic is put up in ipuirt botile.l.•
Reconect that it is Dr. Ifoofiand'a German Remedied
Mat are so, universally used and so highly recommend
ed; and do not allow & , c
,Pruggist to induce you to
take any thingt4sc That ({rd may soy is just as good, be ;
eaut4 lie makeela larger'tfirOfii on it. These Remedies
will be soft ky ispects to «ny locality upon application
to Me
AT THE GERMAN MEDICINE STORE,
Xi , . 631 ARCH STREET, Ilaladeiphia.
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WELLSIIORO, JUNE 3, 1868.
Vorner.
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-r• stn' ribit Yi"P 4 '
I see her .yeT—a tnaidpn. fair
With dimpled' cheek and golden hair
And eyes within whose depths. ; there lie
The soft, finis of.tlid talltinint ;114;
IVitfi pouting, rosy,'hon4idhp,'
Whereon the homming-bee troold sip
And drown itself in peifeeL !Ales
Beneath the magic of her kiss.
I see her yet. In visions bright
She comes before toy longing sight,
I see bright drifts of golden hair
ICfore me when A kneel in prayer;
I stretch my ho-nil to clasp berewn,
But wake to Nee niyWf alone
My dimmed eyes, fixed on vacancy—
There is a grave set weep, yousee! ' „
A grave whoso depths encompass round
Her weary:llo . 6ft, whose rest is found;
A little dairy-tufted mound,
arms can almost clasp it round ;
And there she sleeps ' my Dora fair,
, „With grave-mold.ontiengoldon hair;
The red lips wreathed in silent gloom,
Beneath the portal: of thetemb.
Dot rot Ilm---.como to top crid.while
Forgetting nOt
I fed the, pres.ntre of.her band ,7
.It' cheek is by her soft breath famed:
I i-letp, and in its perfect bliss,
I drink the nectar of lidrkiss.
But tliti*s bloom 'twixt her and rue;
.We only meet M dreams, you see.
Wtvirellitutowl Ittadiug.
A REMARKABLE, IMPOSTOR.
1 had taken Inv
night,train froni Paris to Marseilles, on
my route to Algeria ,and Morocco,
There was nothing remarkable in , m,Y
Yellow-travelers, nor in their conversa
tion, until we arrived at' the' third or
fourth station, where we reeeived"an
addition to our party in the person of a
passenger as remarkable forthe neatness
of his. equipm,e»t ns the perfectly gen-.
ttentanly style of his generatappearance..
Everything about him exhibited the
state of a man pfthe upper ten thousand,
who had plenty of money nt his tOill
mand, and was accustomed to the best
society.
lip to the presenttime,'as the conver
sation of my fellew-travelers had con
sisted of nothing more interesting to a
stranger than the prospect olthb harvest
and the Vintage, T half dozed in the cor
ner of the carriage, quietly smoking my
cigar. , ..
• .1.
"Ali ! Monsikur,"esclaimed our new
voyager, "whai, a splendid cigar that is
you are smoking! , I • knew it to be a
Havana, by the aroma, the moment I
entered the carriage, You cannot, get
such 'a thing now in France, at any
price, unless you import' theM yourself,
and then you must get a. skeial order
to do so from the (lovernMent. Never
theles, line as yours ukidinibtqdly tire,
I
think mine are, equally g00d, , ", said he,
handingme at the same time his cigar.
case to help myself. .
This tell to a most intimate conversa
tion ; and if I was struck by the distiii
gue appearance of the stranger at tirFl i t,
half all: IlOttr j A conversation shOwed n e
that MI
--
was man of rare ability.
Like inyge ~he was also a great tray
c?
eler ; lititl.b 41'0 „ w cau Xilurow...- --* .
.rent 'nail •A'sht - - nod _lsic.rut Africa,
spolce sever II of the languages of Europe
4w fib great fluency, as well as a little
Russian and Turkish ;
' while compar
ing' notes, I found Lhat he was as well
acquainted with flip manners and cus
tomS of the ',various ceuntries he had,
visited as myself-=a very rare thing in'
Prenehmeii, who have nothing of the
passinn of the English for travcling, and
rarely speak any language . sufficiently
welt to wake themselves understood.
During the whole night we turmsed
ouyselVCB with details of our adventures
attecdotes of the strange characters
w t had 'met, with during • our travels;
took refreslitnen Ls together ttt ditlereat
latent along' Lite line; treated, each
;other in' the Same friettilly confiding
ha if wt , , had known each other
for years. - „.. •• ,
Nothing occurred to interrupt, our
harmony , until I arrived at, NnNeilles,
' NV bore, baring sceured•a, place ''in • the
teauter bound for Algiers, we sat•tlown
to a taanfortablo breakfast• at our:Hotel.
I had, however, scarcely taken the first
mouthful, Whin the waiter entered,
telling me there was a gentlettian , wait
ing to see mein lie ndjoi hig room. A
glattee Was sufficient. to tell the that the
istattettOwho, liad.,sent for me wit un
agentril ',the ,police.
"Ifortsir ur est Angla said he•rather
libruittlY,- as I entered.
"tha, monBleur.' , " • •
"I thought, si). 'inn have come direct
from Paris,'and•are on your - way to Al
giers; yOu took 'some tefreshtneuts at
Lyons with your eempanio'h'of the rail
way eavriago:!'
"Mostatetirately d6dribed," I replied.
• • "Did'yon'ever meet with, the .gentle
man .before?" •
"Never'. 4 •
"Of.course, then you know nothing of
his history or antecedents."
Absolutely nothing."
"No doubt you Lind him a very pleas
ant companion.,'
"I never metrwith dne'more agreeable
or gentlemanly."
' ..7!(.) much the worse 'for, those he se
lects as his victims. Just look and see
if you ,have lokit anything."
'''No ; here is,my money 411 right in
my pocket-book, and' there are my de,
spateheS in the breast-pocket of my
coat." -;:
"Marvelous ?—most marvellous!" cried
interrogater. 'You win no doubt
he aStounded When I tell you you have
made theirequalptanee of one of the
most acconoplisheireheaajica,,isd'industrie
at this mom ent in all Etn'ope--whe,not
:withstanding his disreputable call - Mg,
is a nobleman, and related • to some of
the firSt familiesdn France. We .have
nothing against him at present; for th°
verybest,reasmr, that he has only just
completed'his• term._ of fruPrisonaient;
but he is such a wonderful actor, and
his.disguises are .so numerous, and so
true to nature, that even the argue
,eyes
of the most vigilant agents of the police
are deceived. Indeed, it was only by the
slightest chance I recognized him, and
then I owe it 'entirely • to that strong
bottle of Burgundy he' helped you to
drink atalyons ; and so it is, and ever
!, has been, lanine tiines out of ten, "the
!'cleVer fellow in crime thatl breve had
to de - with lose' their wits when they
take a 'glaSS'too inueb.! 7
saylng this, be,turried on his heel,.!
andlmost unceremoniously left the.room
It was bewildered. .1 knew not what
to think. Might it not be a ease of m is-,
taken identify?—some persons se Much
reseinble each other. The more, f,
thotie;fit, the more I considered the mat-
ter; the more f believed'A had arrived
at the right eonclusion2 What, so per-,
feet - a geatleinan as that, to be a com
mon pilferer !-.---a_cointrion -pickpocket !
Preposterous! On - the-contrary, he had
plenty of money. at
s coinannul, and
throughout the joUrney paid his Autre_
of wludeVer Was had is .common, as
every other high-spirited gentleman
would have done..
I was lost in annizement,.and full 'of
confidence in the holiorable character
of may friend, Lentered 'the breakfast
room, and laughingly said, in the off
hand manner of a man who disbelieves
'what'he about to say.
"Do you know, monsieur,. that have
just visit from an agen tof the
police, who has' told 111E360t:3 , 0t! are one
of the greatest escrpea of the day !----one
of, the grcatest, accomplished , cheKiliors
d'inclustrie'aCtlifs 'moment in Europe.''
mMonsieuri-haVO you seei anything
inmy conduetduringoursh rtacquaint
once to,warrant snchr,a flupposition ?"
he nnswered, drawing himaelf up with,
all' thht indignation of Manner and
bearing that might be expeeted from a
gentleman ,who felt.himself injured. by
au unjust suspicion.
"Nothing !" exclaimed ;'Pon_ the,
contrary, in all my travel's I - never met
a companion, I liked so much, .nor one
that was so amusing, and all. I regret - is
that I did not kick the fellow down
stairs.” , , •
. "Dou't be too hasty, monsieur. Ap
pearances are all in my favor; butalas!
every word the agent fold you is true.
I-am a sorry dog,• for,' having lost ;all
that I had, and afterwards what -rein
.tions and friends could spare, I .have
.been compelled for the last four or five
years to live Ity my wits. Still, during'
all. that time,. I never, forgot that .I. watt ,
,a ; gentleman, . My; ,quarries, i when J
want Money, are those that .prey upon
ttbe weaknesses of theiffellow creature's,
yObr princeS of the State :and' elturchi
your rich financiers, bankers and, stock
jobbers : but never yet have,l taken a,
eept froth a poor gentleman: Myscouts
at the- Hotel des Princes, where you
were staying, put me on a' false scent,
"I did intend to do
,a business on, my,
own account, at your 'expense ,when I
took my place with ' you in the same
carriage; arid now you must be aware
of my numberless opportunities I had
of taking every farthing you ,were ps
sessed of, if I was 'se inclined. But ni;
I soon Baw'you had no money to spat ,
l
and to spoil such as you,.: monsie r,
would lie worse s than sacrilege. • ,
"Above all, you Charmed me wi h
e
your conversation and adVentures, a il
made me happy.. I was again a gentle-
Man, and you treated me as one. I
reeallol to my reinembranee the brighter
period of my life—the time Wilien I was
frce,from crims—the spoiled child of a
doting mother, who denied her darling
nothing that wealth could, purchase.
And mote, monsieur, having told you
something of my sad, 'eventful _ life, I
ant slue you will grant rue one favor ;.
Release retire into the adjoining room,
for just five minutes 'while I pack up
the things I have . and be oft."
On my return, instead off'my travel r
ling companion, I found a commi.sBionL
care from the Messagerie 'lmperial°
Steam-Packet office, who 'had been
sent for my luggage and . to say that,
owing to a telegraphic despatch just
received from Varis, the steamer would
sail in less than a quarter of an hour.
Having no time to lose I hurried on
board, and ,W hen in the act Oc placing a
piece of money in the hand of my con
duetor, a peculiar look and'deep drawn
sigh told one at a glance whom I had
before me; hut so completely trans
formed in appearance to defy the possi
bility of recognition.. I had merely. a
moment to say, "Go on the stage; .that
fie your true vocation. Do not forget
this ; there is my' card—write and let
mo.know if can he of any service to
you."
On all my travels, in my intercourse
With my fellow-creatures, whether civ
ilized or barbarian, 1 iipvei ii - ,, , Ti k = i -"-; l .t o l t i
ZOI - iiettai7 - go - ii - Pi; - P - 11 ''''' na l ture if you
happen to strike the right chord.
.''lie high-born, titled roue , who up, to
this time had been celebrated . enly for
crime, all at once vanished- from the
world, as if hp had never been. In
short, he adOted the counsel I had
given him, chapged his name, and is
now one of the most popular actors of
the ( ay, as mu li respected. for. his vir
tuest sbe is admired for his talents by
ever t '
man of his acquaintance.
A Japanese Belle.
Every Japanese •girl, of no
_matter
what class in society, appears inspired
with an innate, love of coquetry. The
daughter Of the humblest tradesman
loves to pass whole days 'in shopping,
and takes the greatest delight in pre
paring long before it is' needed, the
dress shin intends to display for the first
time at the nextfetc. The day arrived,
the happy girl rises early in the morn
ing, and while her fresh new dress lies
.in one corner of the room impatiently
submits to the dilatOrY labors of her
hair-dresser, in whose profession there
are apino artists so celebrated that they
devote whole hours to they study and
coil requisite for the composition of
sonic graceful o r fashionable
where the bah`, carefully dressez; with
the brush and pomade, half hides a
piece of crepe coquetishly chosen and
lastened by heavy pips of tortoise shell
or coral. The chignon, it must be con
fessed, is not altogether of Nature's
growth, and if, after the hair, we exam
ine the face, We shaltsee'that Madame
Rachel herself could not teach the Jap:
anese much in the art of making up:—
On the dressing tables stands a perfect
collection of little boxes just drawn
from some biding. place ; there are
whites for the neck, the arms, the bust;
reds for the mouth and the cheek ;
black for the eyes ; sometimes gold for
the lips ; and yet, with all these at&
from art, age is. unable to conceal its
decrepitude, while strangely enough
the children are the most laden with
paint. Putting aside this coquetry, uni
versaHn spite of its bad taste, the dress
.
is.vet y simple and invariably well cho
sen. A silk robe, generally of a dark
hue, covers a chemise en crepe made of
small patches of every color, a perfect
harlequin's mantle,'where bright green ,
is placed.beside a lively red. In winter
the costume s is completed by a short
thantle doubled and thickened, ,accord
ing to . the,season. The dress is longi ,
vithout shape; and open , from top to
botticini-;_Ahe upper part is confined by
u belt broatrenetc(
and the lower part -o
tutting behind lb ati . em
to tie which, with more,
demands a careful examination and
many sretouches. The sleeves hang
likelarge pockets.. To the belts are
fastened a,poipe in a velvet case and;
containing two chopsticks
of
.silver, if it is intended to • do •honor
to the host wito may otter refreshments:
In one corner of the poCketbook spark
lea little ,Mirror, Etiropean innova
tion, for our civilization has made this
slight breach of Japanese manners.—
During the greater portion of the year
the feet are bare ; ; iu . winter o they are,
clad in white cotton, and 'rest upon,
'Sandals 'of' Varnished
,'Wood, kept, by:
wooden supports high' enough' above
the ground - to, escape the, mud Mut
damp. The sandal is oriuunented with
braidd'of straw .; or sometimes ,velvet,
Auld held to the foot by a strip of cloth
passed between, the - toes. Occasionally
it is recovered with leather or paper,
but is never honored by being worn in
the house.- 7. eincialiati Chronicle. ~ •
."You are not accustomed to canonical
- preceedings," said a elergythan to a
oue-arhuatsoldier. "Ain't 1, though?"
responded the soldier, "if we didnl
have cannonical - proceedings down
there in the Wilderness and Cold Har
her, then welit.‘Ver ;had 'em anywhere,'' ,
----
' , The "game o life" isvery like agat4
of cards—time eals, death cuts, and
everybody is waiting for the last trumpl
AYESHA'S LOVE•TEIST.
'- Those Who'form their ideas of`Semale
life furlong the Moslem from Me well
known habits of Turks and Persians, and
other dwellers in towns, are not aware
of the numerous exceptions which exist
to the general rule. Under the tents of
the ,Arab and ether wa,ndering races,
and not.leastwhere these have come in
contact with European civilization or
corruption, the women often lead lives
of far greater freedom ; they are admit
ted far more to companionship amid
equality with men, and they even oc
ml9flatly approach the "fast" style of
modern times, as far as the desert nifty
compete with the boulevards. Such
was the type—but we say it with
,all
respect - for her—of the heroine , of our
,table, the fair Ayesha: She belonged
twit somewhat "scratch" tribe, in the
south of Algeria, which does not bear,a
-very high character for,purity of blood,
nor (to speak, truth) for the probity of
its men or the prudery .of:its , women . ;
the , Welled-el-Bank ;we will - call it,
hoping to, offend ,no susceptibilities .
thereby. Ayesh liras the daughter - of a
wealthy Oaid of the tribe-he •weddcd
her, , a_Mere child, to a :wealthy friend,
who died immediately, so-she became a
phild4idnw of ample Property. , Such
attractions would have been alone suffi
cient ,to engage in her pursuit a host of
admirers; but Ayesha bad, besides, the
very finest pair of eyes on this side the
Sahara, was clever and business-like,
could sing the dearest of Arab songs in
the most approved melancholy style,
and tell no end of long stories to amuse
'the harem or the encampment by night.
Her numerous admirers were driven to
distraction, by her, coldnesS; divers
among them began to meditate on the
old fashioned process of abduction, anti
Were only restrained from it by awhole
some dread of the French executive.
lint Ayesha went her way, indiffer
entand independent. She preferred a
life of freedom, sans pear, and, for aught
we know, sans reproche, to the house
or tent of a t master.
.
Ayesha soon became acquainted with
the doughty feats of many a wooer, as
recounted by themselves—how ninny
cavaliers
° one hand unbersed, how
many lions another had slain ; nor was
she' unTamiliar with the merits of the
steels of one chief of her tribe, the cam
els of another, the coined money
amassed by a third, all of which she
was Assured every day were entirely at
her disposal, together with their owners.
This suitor had no wife, and was ready
to vow that she should remain for life
•sole mistress of bis harem. That suitor
had three wives, and would engage .
that all three should be placed
~at her
feet asservants or dependants. Ayesha's
imagination seemed little affected by 1
vaunts of prowess or of Opulence, or by
the .most magnificent of promises. But
.1
among those who crowded round her,
whenever she gave op ortunity for ap
proach, there was of e youth whom
-she learned to distinguish from the rest,
even by the eccentricity of his demeanor.
For if the others spoke of themselves
too much, Sidia Abdallah never spoke
at all: He only gazed atberincessantly
.with those dark, passionate eyes. Sidi
Abdallab had lived a good deal with
Europeans, and acquired a certain out
ward polish by no means -common
11.11101V , MS %Melee; - ealti at' the same
time (by an -unusual combination) be
was very religious and a strict observer
of the commands of the Prophet, which
procured him a certain amount of re
spect, though the Beni Welled-el-Blank
were apt to be of a slightly free think
ing turn. But, with these merits, he
was bashful and reserved toga distressing
extent. Ayesha could not fail to detect
his silent but ardent passion. She went
thereupon through the usual stages of
emotion. At first she voted him a fool,
then got interested, then piqued, and at
last found herself unwillingly, but
irretrievably, in love' with him. -She
gave him every opportunity, but speak
he would not. To propose to him was
as impossible—to get him to propose as
difficult a task—as to a young lady em
barrassed in all the artificial codes of
French or British education.
At last she took a resolution. She
contrived to let it be known that she
had determined on ehangingher condi
tion, but that she wished to do it with
all the deliberation which so important
ustep required. She was open to nego
tiation. And Heaven knows t h o
amount r of advantageous offers _which
now poured in upon her from all quar
ters except that one to which alone her
desires tended. She would accept none
of them. She would be gained by no
man who would not become absolutely
hers, and • show it by some deed of un
hesitating self devotion which could
neither bo'cavilled at nor! surpa s sed.
What could she'ask, they tired her,
which they were not, one an all, ready
a thousand times to perform ,
• She managed to assemble them to
gether. "The than who would have
me," she said—and there was a furtive
trembling glance in the direction of
Sidi Abdallah---- - "must prize me \above
i.
the joys of this world and the - hopes of
the next, and must give me, befo the
eyes of all the' world, incontrove tible
proofof it. To-mcirrow is the last day
of the fast of Ramazan. You all knoW
that whoever violates that fast cannot
enter Paradise. I.will be here to-mor
row in' this market place with a plate of
i l k
kouskousoo, ressed 'by. myself. To
him who, in t e same public place, will
eat a spoonfu bf it, will I give myself
in marriage, a d to none other."
There was s lemn commotion among
beards, and st ling of eyes, at ,the pro
posal. She is mad, said the More con
siderate ; a supposition which l accor
ding to Arab notions, did not diminish
their respect for her. :She is the daugh
ter of Sheiton, said another, and he-who
tastes that kouskousoowill need a long
Spoon to sup -with: her father. She is
suborned by. the Christians to seduce
the children of the Prophet to idolatry,
suggested an ill-natured devotee. But
those whom the proposal more especially
egi___irded received it with much embar
rassment—She is a Henri, no doubt,
but to renoinide - all-ther Houri,.for
tier; and that is so downrig nd vul
gar a fashion--; If she had only ke
in to come into het tent and take a
spoonful in a quiet way, the - I thing
might have been worth considering;
but here, before. all the curious people
of the tribe 7 -what would I.trs. Grundy
say? For he who imagines that he
can escaPe'from that tremendous female
• by fieeing:to the desert- is greatly mis
taken. Her,influence in an oasis of the
Sahara is every bit as powerful as in an
'English cOuntry. " And there were
Oen emirs, there, unless we were mis
taken, who-dreaded Jehanum, in their
heatts, less than they did Mrs. Grundy.
' Onoinid all quietly 'deterinined to de
cline the proffered test, if actually driv
en to it. Nevertheless they
,all Caine to
see,if any one else, was daring- enough
to accept it. - Aint Sidi Abdallah was
there, with more intense expression in
:those y eat') i ng eyes 'of his- than ever.
It was midday.. Ayesha came forward
with the bowl and the spoon. There
was no need to repeat the Conditions.
:One after the other shuffled out of the
way
,from the abominable thing. She
proffered it to Abdallah; and then was
turning away her heart overflowing,
when -he suddenly sprang forward, as
if,mastered by a force superior to him
self, and grasped atthespoon. "Stop!"
said Ayesha, gently, but w ithkipPressed
triumph.- ."Enough has been' done. I
,t• NO'. 22.
never meant You to eat it. I only wan -
ted to prove whether there was in all
the world one who loved meMo passion:-
ately that ho would give himself, soul
and hotly, to me, and that not clandes
tinely, but in themight of every man,
in order that I might learn to whom I
could safely give myself in requital.
Onne to suPper with' me after sutret,
when the ' fast is over, and wo will eat
the houshousoo together."
5o he Caine, any they eat the kous
konsoo; and in a day or too they were
married befOre the Cadi of Medeah.
DR. If/VriL AND .HIS SYSTEM 'OF
HYGIENE.
•As the result of the practice of our
principles we don't remember to have
had but a single ache in thirty years,
nor to have lost. a meal for want of an
appetite, nor to have closed our office
for a single hour' on account of sick
ness. We know that such a result has
come from the 'goodness of the Infinite
One, arising,' however, from the carry
ing out of Cromwell's principles, "pray
;bathe Lord, and keep your powder dry,"
if you want to gain the battle on a rai
ny day, and he did. Here we are in
our office from morning until night,
and from night until morning, from
one year's end, to another, engaged in
reading, writing, and arithmetic, pre
scribing and listening to the long sto
ries of the unfortunate sick ; sca eely
going outside of the city limits one a
year ; visiting nobody ' • not havi ig• a
moment to spare from daylight unti
nine o'clock, when we jump into bed:;
Catch us trotting to a live mile post and
then back again before breakfast ; or
cutting monkey capers in a gymnasium
two hours a day ; or playing fistieuffii
at imaginary wind-mills • or splashing
around in cold water. The only legiti
mate use of cold water which we can
think of at present is to drink when
one is thirsty ; turn mill-wheels and
float ships ; and then,! this way, of
scrubbing the skin by the hour with
crash-towels, coarse .brushesi . amt all
that nonsense, as if it were dcsnable to
make man's hide as tough and horny
as that of a rhinoceros ;
what's the use
of it ? It's against nature and all comx
men-sense. t*
. Reader, what's the use tot
eating like' a pig, and then have to work
like a nigger—that is, a freedman—to
get rid of the surplus ; - wouldn't it be
better to eat less, and have no surpl us
to work off? Eat only as much as na
ture requires, then take your ease, that's
just like what a pig does ; you don't '
find him trotting round his pen by 'the
hour to work off a surfeit ; dpig don't
surfeit himself ; lie has too much sense
for that; he simply eats what he wa,nts,
then stops and lies down and takes it
easy ; but what does man do, with his
magnificent mind, so towering above
the humble instincts of the poor brute ?
He eats more., than he wants, as you,
reader, have done many ii. time ; you
have many a time eaten when you did
,not want anything ; many a time have
you coaxed your appetite with brandy
and whisky and red pepper, as hot as
fire, and pickles, and filthy "bitters," '
and made a confounded ass of yourself
just for the good of a thing while it was
passing down your gluttonous throat ;•
pshaw ! yon i ought to be Trick ; no won
der you go around amonrAyour friends
,s,.
- vniming•ann - mewing nize.ti sue: kitten,_
enumerating your aches and pains, and
ailments, and wasting other people's
' time in listening to your pitiful hien
brations ; to take you at wotir word, one
would suppose you were at death's
door, ana couldn't possibly liven week ;
and yet you have been at the same old.
thing for years ; get out
It's all Tom-foolery about people kill
ing themselves with hard study, by
professional labor ; if a man gets as
much sleep as nature needs in every,
twenty-four hours, he will be as lively
as a cricket at four score, if he will only
eat, and eat wisely. ' The papers have
it now that Spurgeon is about being
laid on the shelf from excessive labor ;
don't believe a word of it ; that's only
a kilt s !: that the supple London Doctor:4
have put into his head ; if he had-con
sulted us as he ought to have done, : \ve
would simply have said ' l tgo it, spur -_
work while the day lasts and thi'; 1
fields are•white, and while your bawl
is in ; if you go to sleep, and rest on
your oars, as young preachers do, when '
they marry rich wives, you will, when
you wake up, find that it was - iti Delil
ah's blandishment and the locks of
your strength.are ~crone. 'Only think of
Paul being advised to rest ; to do noth•
ing ; he would have thundered out " as
much as in me lies, I will preach the
Gospel, if I hang for it." Do you think
the impulsive Peter would have twin
persuaded to take a sea voyage for the,
sake of his health, when souls were'
perishing ? Would the tender and lov
ing John have been willing to hay (.;
'laid aside his wink to take- a course 0, -
shower baths, or movement-cures, or
base-bfill or ninepins ? or that grand
old worker, John Wesley ; why, if you
had said he must rest awhile, he would
have told you "to go.to grass, I rather
wear out than rust out." — No, no ; the
way for a minister to recuperate is to
work on ; stop him suddenly, and like
the puffing locomotive be will be ex - -
ploded into atoms:. It is not the varie
ty ofleccupations which has impaired
f
his lr filth ; the more different things
a ma i attends to the less likely he is to
recei , e injury ; and to stop any ma
chine in its busy whirl instantly, is to
destroy it. Mr. Spurgeon has become
ill by a faulty method of eating, sleep
ing, and ekercise, which he could not
have fallen into if he had been a con
stant reader and doer of the words 01
this Journal. But since, he is sick, lie
must not be neglected ; let him turn
- Methodist circuit rider in England and
preach once every day and Sunday too,
under the nathe of John Smith, so that,
the house Wives on his way may not,
feed hint to death ; let him send his ap
pointments ono day ,ahead, eating at
three regular times a day, wherever he
may happen 'to be at the time ; ( but
making the last meal of the day on a
piece of bread and butter, and a cup of
hot tea,*anil in less' than six months
Richard will be himself again.—Jour
na/ of-Ilea/Th.
DrvistoislAry--L, non.—The absurdity
of dividing off labor to uch—an extent
that a man does brit one
knows and cares 'about no .other, was
finely illustrated by an illiterate farmer,
who thought he could turn an honest
penny 'by teaching school during the
winter months. His precious metal
Was hrasB . . He attended the examina
tion, and went through without wine:
ing. It Was a'diflichlt position; for the ex
am inersvere. townsmen Of the would-he
teaeher, a MMi l did not care to wound his
feelings by. exposing this mistakes.
They took up, however, a specimen of
his writing, and pointed otit, that sever
al words were misspelt. "Spelt wrong!"
shouted,our nmdest here; "I thought
you wanted a specimen of my writing
If you want a specimen of my spel ing,
I will give you that too; Here was a
mail that did one thing at a time.
Outward politeness cannot be learned
in set forms nt school, for at best, it will
be hollow - and den• :eunine po
liteness, like lse genuine
comes from
Scandal is a bit of false money, and
he who passes it frequently is as bad as,
he who originally utters it.
JOBBING DEPARTMENT.
The proprietors have stocked the establishment
with a now a varied assertment of
JOB AND CARD TYPE
AND FAST PRESSES,
and aro prepared to execute neatly and promptly,_
POSTERS, HANDBILLS, CIRCULARS, BILL
HEADS, CARDS, PAMPHLETS, &0., Ac.
Deeds, Mottgages, Leases, and n.full assortmnet
of Constables' and/ Blanks on hand:
People living at a distance can depend on bay
ing their work done promptly and sent, bank in
return mail.
A RACE FOR LIFE.
• .4 1 -16—•
A few years aftthe close of the war
of 1812, when p ce bad once more
been established between Great Britain
and the United States, a young. man
from the village of Ithaca, New York,
named John W—, went to visit
some relatives residing near Little York,
now called Toronto, Canada. A short
time after his arrival, in a conversation
with his- cousin, Patti 'W , , , the
latter expressed a wish for John ,to re-'
main through the winter in ;Canada, it
being then lateAn'autuinn, and engage
with him in Inpling, dry goods from a
point down the lake to York. After
some persuasion ho ,I consented to re
main, and with the firtit • fall of snow
commenced " operations. ";$ Weeks
l'passed, and midwinter was at hand,
when a temptation arose at woman's
instigation. l
The distance travelled by these team
;sters was so great, that in making strip
'they *ere,late on their,arrlval at York,
and Adopted the plan of passingthe
Might at Paul's house, and driving into
the Nil age next morning-Paul living
it mile rso below town.
Paul' wife inheriting all the inquis
itivenes of Mother Eve, resolved to
" take a peep" inside the heavy trunks
her husband was hauling to see what
they contained. Having resolved, she
proceeded to execute, and soon her ad
miring eyes rested on piece after piece
of rich silk and satin, heavy broad
cloths, velvets, &c. It was too much
for-her vanity to stand. " She could
notsclose the trunk without possessing
her4elf of some of them. She had nev
er lid such a beautiful dress as one - of
these in all her life, and may be never
would have. How could she close the
lid and not take just one pattern ; this
changeable one, for instance ! It would
never be missed front such a quantity."
Thus reasoning, being sure it would
never be missed, she took the coveted
piece and many more, with her hus
band's and Cousin John's approval, for
she beguiled them as Satan had her,
first by looking at the goods and those
"splendid broadcloths," and "such an
opportunik!, could not be i thrown'
away. " They,would weigh the goods
and replace their weight in stone,"
which they did.
When spring-opened, they had sever
al hundred dollirrs , worth of
. goods sto
len which they intended br inging to
the States for disposal; as soon as prac
ticable. But their schemes were sub
ject to frustration at an early day. The
'fraud was detected, arid search institut
-ed for the missing gopds.
Paul W and wife lacking the
"honoraMong thieves," turned state's
evidence through fear ,of the penalty
attached to their crimes, and "shoul
dered" At on .Tolin. He escaped to the ,
woods, where he lay concealed for days,
the sheriff and his deputies meantime'
pursuing the search: • „
At last after a night spent in vain en
deavor to steal thesheriff's "fast horse,"
the two met face to face in the bend' of
the road—the sheriff mounted on the'
longed-for horse. ;Both drew their pis
tols in an instkint,'Und "looked the def
termination seen in each other's eye."-
The sheriff knew his man and lowered:
his weapoto. l 4Vlng :
" For Cced'"4. - zisake, W--=, fly for
your life, but do not betray me," and
.rode away. - . , ..
John watched the sheriff's receding
form till hid from -view, then slowly
strode away in the opposite direction.
Sohn \V was a man of medium
Az°, and in the full vigor of young
Iman hood. Stout-hearted, he seldom
yielded to difficulties, but the words of
the sheriff had touched a " tender
Lh-ord," and tears fi lled his eyes. In a
ndly tune that officer had bid him fly
for his life. His words expressed -a
sympathy for which he had not even
dared to hope. But where should he
seek ::alety ? "He was advertised and
po.ited in every direction—hunted' like
a deer by the hounds of the lbw."
"He mist leave Canada ; he must
reavh the States." These were conclu
' sions of his meditations as he walked
on at a rapid pace.
A distance of over eighty miles in
tervened between him ath*Queenstown.
" The sun had not yet risen, and it
should never set again with him on
British soil."
The glimmer of the sun's last ray was
l'aditig from the broad lakes that form
the dividing line of the two countries,
as John W--- , sprang from the ferry
boat which brought him over Niagara's
turbulent stream to lac and liberty.—
But with the fir4t. breath of the price
less boon which his own and at father's
patriotism helped purchase and defend,
he tainted. The giant strength which
hail sustained him in his , swift flight
had left hint. He was carried to a ho
tel, where he lay for ,weeks before he
was able to resuant-hiS journey home:
Ito met with no interference on his
way front York . , thong-h he called sev
er:o times at the wayside ipnsforagiass
or' brandy, and once while drinking
read the reward offered for his appre
lienston. Finishing the dram, he walk
ed leisurely on with apparent uncon
cern till lost to the viewr curiousteyes
W
it' there were any, et hastened to
leave the earner of the r ward as far be
hi lid as possible. But N% hen rrear the
American,side ojte plane bacltward re
vealed the'slieriff on tit bank of the
shore lie had just left.
J.)lin W was a soldier of 1812,
:111(1 lil • es tOlday at an advanced Age-J—a
pensioner or the stain of Pennsylvania,
and a hermit in the wilds of a "pine
clad" mountain of one of her northern
counties. -Philadelphia Press.
WAURANTED lIIs GOODS.—OId Ad
qui C—, a resident of Berks county,.
had a habit of making correct mistakes:
When about to sell rather au anti
quated horse,.hewas interrogated as to
the age of the beast.
" Vell," lie replies,
nine over ten."
In a short time the purchaser-discov
ered the fraud, returned with the ani
mal, and said—
" Mr. what made you cheat me'
in selling me this horse? Didn't you
tell u►e he was nine or ten,? and here he
twenty."
"No,, no; I sheats list;body. I say he
is nimrover ten, and he is all of gat."
At another time, when selling aibalky
-horse, he was asked if the hmie was
true - f - o'pull and goo( to drivo Old
Adam says:
" 1 tells you, in the Morning y4u gets
your wagon out, and luts de harness on
de horse good ; hlich h m fore de wagon
good ; take up do lines and vip, and tell
him go. I tells you he is right dair evry
time." e
The buyer departed satisfied; but
after following directions, he found him I
"right dairy every time," and no amount t
•of persuasion could induce him to
change his position. Myer of course
returns the horse • but Old Ad am
" sheats nobody. He told him shust as
i t was."
Having a quantity of_ wood thathad
Been exposed to the weather till it had
become spoiled, he wished to dispose of
it. 'Poking a load to market, customer
inquires—
"ls
it good weed? Will it split good?"
"Splint? Yaw, sphlitlike a candle."
Any one who has split candles can
judge _`how the wood split. The next
time Old Adam came to market ho was
reproached with Elelling rotten wood
, but- "Old. Adam sheats nobody; ? he:
I tells him shust as. t was." .
"1 guess about