6lje giogi.Orit* Igititttrr. l a published uvory Wednesday Morning, at $2,00 a y e ar, invariabb in ediance, - by COBB & VAN GELDER. y. 11. comi.) Nrmivr s et }3..es2rn s TEN LINES OP MINION, OR IESB, MARE ONE BAURBE 0. of q're. 1 3,lns. 61ne. h OS. 6 Mos. 1 YOar $l,OO $2,00 $2,60 $5,00 2,00 18,00 4,00 8,00 10,001.05,00 17,00 22,00 18,00 1 '20 oo 80 00 40 00 1 e.quare, :".quarns ilalf C 01... One Col-- oa.ilainess Cards inserted at the (tato of One Dol la a line per year; but nonefor loss sum than $5,00. ra.Special noticosiFifteen Cents per line; Editorial or Local Notices, 'twenty Cents per line. BUSINESS DIRECTORY. W. D. T.F I RBELL. & CO., WHOLESALE DIO:JGGISTB, and dealers in Wall Paper, Kerosene Lainps,, Window Glass, Perfumery, Paints and Oils, .to., A°. Corning, N. Y., Jan. 1,1866.—1 y. Eli R. A. Alloßol.B NICHOLS & nirrosELL, ATTORNEYS AND COUNSELORS AT LAW. Office formerly oolepiod by Tames Lowrey, Eq. War. A. NicHoLs:, Jowl I. MITCHELL. • Wellaboro, Jan.;l, 1666-Iy. • H. SMITH, ATTORNEY ANY", ,COUNSELOR AT LAW Insurance, Bounty iind Pension Agency, Main Street Wellsboro, Pa., Jan. 1, 1866. S. F. IVmsoe. J. B. Nitan. VILSOi &NILES,' • ' ATTORNEYS k COIINSELORS AT LAW, (Firet door ttota Bigoney's; on the Avenue)— Will attend to business entrusted to their care in the counties of Tioga and- Potter. - Wellsboro, Jan. 1, 1860. D. aNGELL & CO., MANUFACTURERS of, and Wholesale and Re tail Dealer in Doors, Sash, and Blinds. Also Planing and Turning do,no to order. Tioga Co., Pa., Jan . . 16. 18137-Iy.4* GEORGE WAGNER, TAILOR. 'Ohop'ftrat door north Oflr. A. Sears's Shoe Shop.. Or Cutting, Fitting, and Repair - ing done promptly and Well. Welleboro, Pa., Jan; 1, 1866.-Iy. , JOHN B.;SHAILSPE ARE, DRAPER AND TAILOR. Shop over John R. Bowen's Store. laY". 'Cutting, Fitting, and Repairing done promptly and in best style. Wellsboro, Pa., Jan. 1, L866-ly JOHN I. MITCHELL. AGENT for the collectiottof bounty, back pay , and pensions due soldiers from the Govern ment. Office with Nichols and Mitchell, Wells buro, Pa. tn3o, 'l3O WIN. GARRETSON, ATTORNEY AND COUNSELOR AT LAW, , Notary Public and Insurance Agent, BloA burg, Pa., over Caldwell's Store. WIAt TON".IFIOIUSE, Gaines, Tioga County, Pa. VERMILYEA. Rt.XFORD, I;iiritqr s fi. This is a now hotel located within easy access of the best fishing and hunting gronnds(in North ern Pennsylvania. No pains wilt be spared for the accommodation.° f pleasure seekers and the traielifig public. [Tan. 1, 1866.] PETROL UN HOUSE, WESTFIELD, PA., M.-,,ORGE CLOSE, Propri etor. A new Hotel conducted on the 'principle of live and lot live, for the accommodation of • the public.—Nov. 14, 1866.—1 y. J. C. STRANG. ATTORNEY AT LAW. Any business entrust— ed tv his care will receive prompt attention. Rclossi Pd., NuV. 14,12566.—U. GEO. W. RYON, ATTORNEY COUNSELOR AT LAW, Low ' rencevilla;LTioga Co., Pa. Bounty, Pen:q. , n, and Insuran,co Agent: Collections promptly Attendebtll 4 Mc() 2d door below Fdrd llouro Dec. 12. 18fill—ly .C. •F. SWAN, AGENT for the Lycoming county Tnsurance Compaay, at Tioga, June 5, 1865.—gm FARR'S -HOTEL, Tl . O A, T couNT:y, PA ~ Good stabling, attaohed, and an attentive hos tler always in attendance E: S. FARIt, . . 7 - 4 -- . ------ Hairdressing dz . Shaving. Saloon over Willcox k Barker's Stern, Wells *or°, Pa. Particular attention paid to Ladies' flair-cutting, Shampooing, Dyeing, ote. Druids, l'utls, coils, and swiciles on hand and made to or der. If. W. DORSEY. J. JOHNSON. GOLD received on depoefte, for which oortifi i eggs will be issued, bearing interest in gold. E. W. CLARK .k UO; Bankers, I No 3b south Third street, Phila. DBACON, M.D., late of the 2d Pa. Cavalry, after . nearly four yenta of army service, with H largo .rberienco in field and hospital-practlce, hes opened an bike for the practice of modiclne and surgery, in all ice branches. Persons from a distance con find good te,arding at the Ponnsylsamd Hotel When desired.— Will visit any part of the state :in consultation, or to ler(orm bnrgleal operations. hn .4, Union • Block, up. Wellsboro; Pa., May 2, 1800.—Iy. \IEW PICTURE/ 6AI 4 ILERY.- I • FRANK .spE fICER ti 34 the pleasure to inform - the citizens of Tioga county that he has complqed hie . • NEW PIIOTOGRAVII GALLERY,. and is on band to take all kinds of Sun Pictures, PLICII as Ambrotypes, Ferrotypes, Vignettes, Cartes Ie Visite, the Surprise and Eureka Pictures; else partieulai attention paid• to copying and enlarg— ing Pieares. Instructionsliven in the Art on. re..sonable terms. Elmira S Mansfield, 0ct...1, 1668. - avrmiTioN soLDIERs. M. 11. SMITH, Knoxville, Tiogn County, IV Pa., (11. S. lioonsed Agont, and Attorney fur ioldiers and their friends thronghelit all the ••wal States,) will prosecute and collect with un nvtlled soonest), SOLDIERS' ,CDAIMS AND DUES • all kinds. Also g any other kind of claim 4gaiaat the Governnient before any of the De p.rtments or,in CongresA._ Terms moderate; All communications sent to the, aboveaddress will re oar° prompt attention. ' Tan. 17, Md. -el • IDENTISICRY. • C. N. PAR TT, WORLD say to the public that he is porins nanny located in Office at hi:. residence, near the Land Office and Episcopal otiorch) whore ho will continue to do all kinds of work confided to his care, guaranteeing compleie titisfaction where the skill of the Dentist amil in tho management of eases- peculiar to the :ailing. Ho will furnish " ARTIFICIAL TEETH, sot on any material desired. I FILLING & EXTRACTING TEETH,i tended to on sliorfeat notice, and dein° in the host and mast approved style. 1 1 1 EETIT EXTRACTED WITHOUT PAIN 4 the the use of Anwstbutics which are per fectly harmless, and will bo adfninistered in every -ate when dosirod. WyUsher°, Jan. 1, 1866-Iy. E. SMITIT, M. D SURGEON. OPERATES buccessfully fur Cataract, Stra 1../ bibtuus, (CrObi" eyo) Itornoval ~ f 'funn.rc, Hare Lip, Varicose Veins, Club Feet, ,1:4.! Particular attention paid to dicedect—i It", r, ? ,• alvi Getic-ralSnrgory.— _ Consultation at Ake free. • Refurencee given to operatbins recently per ft.rro co hour/4 from 12 M. to 3 ,P. M. (Ace at his residence, Mansfield, :liege County, Pa, MATO 27, 1867-11.,4 NORMAN STRAIT, A.GP.NT for the National Series of Sturuhoil School )45 oks; published by A. S. Barnes .4 Co. 111 .4 113 cortiol a JOllll St root, N. Y., keeps rop..tautly Ildrelull as b apply, All orders promptly allett. STRAIT. CaII on or y mail. N.- Osceola; Pa., Jour 19, 1867-Iv. . nittacu & wiLLzams. • A TTORNEYS AT LAW. Office on Main A ttreet, next door to Harden's Store. C, G. WILLIAMS, C. W. BEACH, Ilsbore, Juno 5, 1867—tf. , - CHOICE LOT OF GRAIN BASH for sale cheap! at WRIGHT &, BAILEY'S.: Wells Toro, Julio 5, ISM . =ZIIMMEI.I [p. c.viri GELDiR $7,00 $12,00 12,80 18,00 scot) 90,00 60 00 90.00 FARMERS O. G. VAN V: ll G n ii A :i r e i r b I porch Wii supply east° i ors wi PORK, HAMS, JOIIIV I. MITCUELL, FLOUR, CORN .111E4L, BUCKWHEAT FLOUR, 'FEED, AND ALL . FARME - Will find It to ,th'eir our Stock before pa G MAIN STREET, Feb, 27, 1867-tf. John • Guernsey, ATTORNEY 41 , 1 II COUNSELOR AT LAW. Having returned ci.this county with a view of making it his per ..nneut residence, solicits a share of public tatronage. All business on. trusted to his Ire will be attended to with Promptness and dolity. Office 2d door south of E. S. Fares hotel. Tioga, Tioga Co., Pa. Sept. 2fl.'66.—te. • R :R. GROCERY.. A Ono doortAb -,\VELLSB RESPEOTFUL pubic that h cries, aoiriprising, ' Molasses, Syrups, a class stook., Oyste sonable hours. Wellsboro. Jun. ~ WOULD annon ce to thociti7.ens of Wellrlm 7 - ro and shrro siding couistry, that ho had opened a shop on t a cornet..of 'Mite/doll Crof ton streets, for the purpose of manufacturing all kinds of CABINE REPAIRING to. order. COFFIN short notice. All w ranted. E Q U LIFE ASS . Proprietor THE U Insure your Life Wello,l}ro, April JOSEPII INOff • of Hopile, pared to nuoufaetu eharoe, ca may be d FLANNELS; F MERE' • and r,an promise to fltisfY customers. They pay particular attention to ' ROLL-CARDIN & CLOTII-DRESSING, Twenty years 'ex runts them in expel No shoddy cloths in - Deerfield, Juno 1 SUR G* 1 , . 1;V : . .1).4 1 . NX15.7,.. , : CHERRY FLA i'TS, . TIOGA. CO. PA., OLPERATES ..with ChlOroform, Ether, and the celebrated ,Spr,y Producer, J I no 19; 1867-6 t. ' -•- , • . i UNI I N HOTEL, , , ' M INER, - NY TKIN§; PROPRIETOR. • HA VINO fitted up a, new. hotel building on the', site of the old Unity Ilutal,lately destroyed by, 'fire,. I atn now readno - re rive - alai ciirertairt guests. The Upton Hotel watt intended — for a Temperance House, 1 and the Proprietor 1, lima it can be sustained without grog. Au attentive ostler iu attendance. • Wellshoro, June 2G 1867. • • TOWIT WILLIAN rcq HAVING lensed Ice well know u lloi Liaziott I am prepay luenrpnblie,with the ctt ed in the onntry. teuthineu. let, Wellsboto,,lntie 261 ATRS. MIT.IID Itl the attention generally, to call a SUAIIVS: consisting 0' BONNETP ERENCH BONS,* An gr. ir.g to the n't enro. Everything belong- Trade of the - LATEST IMPORTATIONS, can. i.c f.aind at bur Rooinis on Dread Stree' wt ich would invite an early call. Mrs. E. D. MITCHELIi. It.---Pdrtieniar attention paid to Bleaeiiing and Cli,tuni Mork. 'I ing:t, Jone,.s, 1,867-tf. 91111 E Sub.,criber win sell or runt tbo. following valuable property, to wit: j One tavern stand in Lawrencovlle. One farm, un uhich ho. now iesidus, one•hall mile from dime churches, two School Houses, tw grog ehops, and one railroad, and about the same (1611111 Ce from the line of the Wellsboro and Imoronceville Railroad. The form contains 160 neres.of good land; b 0 acres' tithbered, well Awn tered, and's;ery irodnetive!-• - It requirts'thitt-tWe seed; should be sowed and planted. however, to ensure a harvest. Ono farm ip. Ja kson township, 175 acrps: first•rate place for cheese factory. Alsw—fur saic— gnyles, 75 sheep, find .other stock, cheap on reasonable terms, • , M. s". BALOW 7, ISo7—tf. 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II I ,$ , , . • , L •r, 1 ' C , • • ~ /1 . f , 7.-.... , ::' ' 1 . . , , I ,'"': , , ~, ''' . i : .{ 1 , ."%6.-... . , . ' . - • , •' . ' , . „ . . - - Y: ~?.~Lty~'a y;.1~ :~'~AyVyYY-•i '. Ls•-."'i-_~' Iv. VOL. EXCHANGE. 1 sad the Store lately °eau ,m Towngend, are ready to :11 • • •HOULpFRS, WHITE EREL, CODFISH, • D HALIBUT, FISH. MAC SMO& Q-B 0 C:fl?lES, HEAVY E AND RETAIL,-;" W HOLESA and at eneonable prices S & OTTLERS :thiatstagei to call and look:at chasing nliewboro. • '• R ewe: Fber the place, TOVNSE I D'S OLD STAND, t., IVErLSBO.RO, PE2I;A"I • KIA E BALL, D • STAURANT_, ,ve the lent Market, • ORO, PENN"A, Y•announces to the trading bas a desirable stock of Gro- Teas, Coffees, Spices, Sugars, d all thatconstitutes a first • in every style at all sea- ' 1567-tf JOll mum FURNITUR, , ND TURNING DONE .: of all kinds furnishoqn rk done promptly and war- AVellsboro, June 27. MO. U.G i Y p.U, A.:ont for the TABLE AN GE SOCIM CEEM ITED , STATES. t a home Agoney -37, 1867-11. • OTHED BE C M & SONS, two miles net ioga County, Pa., aro pro o wool by tho aired. They make • LL CLOTHS, OASSI DOLiSKINS; perience in . the business war in .a a generous patronage. MEM inEuiticu, ri3 , ' l_ END HOUSE. IkASEXD, PR ON(IETOR. fu it tut Ili.° f yettt 8 Iho popular unci )tel titandlEttely occupied by A. M. rd to furititits the trikvelin g and o best ccounnenintione to be pro .l A itOod Jnontier always in at nii4liett to littltilig• pat lieu. 1 - 8117. - , --- 'MTLLINEIIY~~ SU ADM iil4 would partici/lolly invite f•• her friends andlhopublie d eee her now collindlon of ER, GOODS, novelties of (K: JOCKEYS, LACES, &e., , . Real 'E*tate '" BURG gc BRO. • AOLESALE.ANA RETAIL ,pEALER ME GROCERIES,AOTISIONS, Wines, Lign.foys Cigars, & . • CANNED :FRUITS' AND W4jiDl r & NTLI.OW WARE , GilaSS & CHILDREN'S CARRIAGES, CABS' 4 . A full and completo assortment of the' above mentioned goods.of tho best, qualay elways, on hand. - Particular attention paid to Fine Groceries. Dealers and Consumers will And it' to their, in tarok to examine his Stock before buying. " ' Corning, N. Y., March 27, 1867. ' ' WELLSBORO FOUNDRY AND MACHINE SHOP. MM . : subscribers having procured sib/Mona' mkchinery aro now ready to furnish to order all sorts of PLOWS, CULTIVATORS, FIELD ROLLERS, 'MILL GEARING, simott.'snoEs, W o o B. • SAWING MACHINES, &c., &c., &c. . . t WOODWORTH PLANER, for custom and jub work, We aro also prepared to do SLITTINO 'cre B.O4QLL, AS'ATITINQ NG, Having a first•class screw-cutting Lathe, we aro prepared to mako CHEESE PRESS SCREWS, to order, , 'of Choeso rectories ere ni ; quested to examine our work. We manufacture the , ' , . Champion . Plo*, ono of tiro finest iniplemputs in tho market. , Qiudi paid far. oLpIIR9If. • ' , • ; ; ,CHARLDS WILLIAMS, F. L,'SEAIIS. • • Ikro; May 15, 1867-if. - I Buffalo Scales, ' PATFI!IRM COUNTrit SCALES, con, stantly on band at manufaetureN 'prices, at SMEAD'S STOVE WARE ROOMS. , • Alto, just received, a lorg,e stock -of .H AR D W ARE 1 .., • . - which I selected with care and am ,selling as low for Cash as eau be bought in any market. COMUON AND. CaO/CIE TABI;WND POCKET CUTLERY, - • , A . WS, (1 4 2 , ,kinds;) AXES, ADZ, HATCHETS. HAMMERS, • LOCKS. : KNOBS, „LATCHES,' • 'HINGES; BUTTS, BITTS, ' ' SCREWS;)-AUGURS, , '9 III'S! 5,,,. • • OUGES, , . ICICS, SPADES,,,SIIOVELS,' SOOPS, ,• FORKS, RAKES, SCYTHES, NAILS, COMMON, ' ING AND .CLANCII, 14 • 11INDS, CARRIAGE DOLTS, FROll'l.-4 X 1 1-2 TO 1•2 X 8, umnatz,.• • ~ • . , , • . For further particulars , calt and see. _• Tioga, May 15:156T—tf. • E. A. 81$1EAD.' niFFICE.at his iosidence on Wollsbero!'sereet, Tiogrk, where ho Loaf be found from the Ist until the 12th, and frona the 19th until the 25th of each month. Will lie in Blossburg at the United * States 1104 from the 'l3th until the 13th, and in Lawrenceville at 'Blostain's Hotel, from the 26th until the last day of each month. Air operations connected with the; dental 'pro fession, whether surgica),or mechanical, will re ceive especial attention. 110. ring an' ieurbvedliquid and apparates for 'benumbing the gurns,lii is prepared' to extract teeth without pain, and in' a manner tarecleseto tte • patient, yet no stupefaction, drowsiness or nausea' follows the bporotion. ther or Mote lorm will be adminiftered if advisable When de sired._ • . • = i .• ' Artificial l'ectli'of 'II.IIY- kinds inieittfl in the ri9st bubstantial and koantiful.raanfier. Glen's Falls • 'lnsuiance Com p a ny, —' - GLEN'S' ALLS N.. Capital and Stirling $373 1 37,66. ...FAO RISK'S, oplyAulten. . Nu Premium Notes teositstl. .It is LIBEILA.L. , It pu,y,s 44thuguk by `Light ningovhethot Firet.ensnos or not. , , f It.pnys,fst Goo stook killed by I.igblitingln barns ot in, thu. lit•ifl. . • . • ~ !, • .t Its, ruble aro ;lowerOak oilier Coinpanies,of actual responsibility., I. C,,1'11,1d.E,, Agent, Farmington Centro, Xioga, CO. P 1.,.. May 29, 1867-Iy* 44 . 'Whip Thought • los; Grocery and, Provision C9 III4I( VW.' EOM CI. ID. MBILEX..a, DRIED FRUITS,: VEGETABLA'S, . =I CROCKERY WARE, PERAMBULATORS, TOYS, •&c , &c CASTINGS, lEFEEM We have also a -•••• . to order. J. ': . RANDAIL, SURGICAL AYI) JiIECTIATIcIAL DENTLgT. Call and 4a spi36irilens of mbchanical dentistry. Tfog:i; Pa., May 1, 1 1867. • '• • ME WELLSBORO; PA.; tstr.qt attrg. THEI ;SWORD OF Bi7NHEII2 Ho lay upon his dying bed, Jiilkeye was growing WherCwith'ei feebleiivoiemho His weeping son to him; " Weep not, my the veteran said, " I bow to Heaven's _ • But qui t iltly from yon antlers bring , The SwardAMßuniter-Iblf. The sword was brought, the soldier's eye ; Lit with h Sudden flame; • And as he grasped,the ancient blade, lie murmured Warren'O.ma, ; Then said : "My boy, I leave you gold, But what is richer still, ; . I leave you, mark me, mark me, now, The Sword,of Bunker •. " 'Twas on that dread , immortal day, I dared the Britod's'baad,• A Captain raised his blade on me, I torn it from his hand: And While the'gloridus'battlo raged, It lightsupa Freedom's will; For, boy, the God of Freedom blessed The Sword of Bunkor Bill." " 01 keep the' sword," his tkaciente brae, A smile , and he was dead; But his wrinkied-harid still grtisPed the blade Upon the dying bed. • The son remains, the swoi4 remains, ' Ifs glory beitreing still'' And thirty millions blessed the sire, And Sword of Bunker,llill. Mistalanegus. ..THE DETECTIVE'S STORY. BY AMY RANDOLPH: It was a dull, rainy day, towards the end of AUgupt-Fope , of;th,ogie gays when earth and sky alike tlie'gray'and dreary,' and the rain-drops pattering against the windo*Sound like. human, sobs. The clock that hung dgainst the wall point ed to the hour of three in the afternoon, and I was sitting by myself in our little inner office, lociking out at the expanse of dull, gray wall that formed my only prospect from the not over-clean win dowS„ and thinking. I had read ever ' s9uare inch of type in the newspapers; I h4d made out all the necessary paper and documents, and now with, literally "ndthing to do," I was •musing alien Kitty Elton, and wondering how lon it would be before I should be able t marry her. Dear little Litty! she was' swee and patient as it was in the '-nature o woman to be, but I knew it was a har life for her in that over-crowded milli ner's work-room, day after day an month after month, and I longed to se her free from the monotonous captivity She was a pretty, blueeyedgiri,oftwen ty, with a dimple in her' chin, and th sweetest roses on her cheeks that eve, inspired the pen of poet. I was so poor yet I think I understood and appecil ated all her womanly grace and delicate beauty as'fully as-if my heart'sthoughtS could shape themselves into verse. And it was of them,l was thinking when,tne door opened, and Mr. Qlenner came in. Mr Milner was our "eidef"—a dark, ,silent little man, with a - square, stern mouth and colored. gray eyes, wmch aPpeared almost expressionless when they were turned .full upon you, and; yet which seemed, to see everything at' one comprehensive glance. Heat down.beside me. ; "Meredith," he said, in the quiet, subdued tone that was natural to him,' "diditlt you say you were getting tired of doing nothing • ' • • • "Yes, sir." .."Well, I have something now for you to' . do:" "What is it, sir ?" "Something that will bring you both credit and • fritinds, •if you manage it skillfully: I had intended togo myself, but circumstances happened untoward ly, and I shall send you instead." ,Bending his head towards me and speaking scarcely above a 'whisper, die told me the special business on which I was to be sent. • Theretad been, there seems, very heavy forgeries lately com mitted, with a boldness .and audacity that fairly`seemed to set the authorities at defiance; for some tithe he bad been in.doubt as to the exact perpetrator; of the crime; but after much quiet investir gation and casting hither , and-thither, he , hlid detected the hidden spin --tone Perley Matteson—who "-had skillfully eluded all piftsnit and-Yivtia .noW: settle where hidiog\in,Viemorth-eastern por tion of the State. HIS whereabouts had been a§eertained as nearly. as • possible, and it was•for me now to go quietly up and apprehend him, before lie should beeinne aware of our knowledge of ail his movements.' I sat listening to the Varibus'detalls of our plan •as they were sketched out by Clenner. -• The reward that , had been., offered was high : 4,lo, heart leaped as I reflected how. iniuch nearer it Wdulabring rue• to; Kitty' El ton,—nor, dl4l , he„VuterlirOd peeni(3iar tieularly difficalt:ll,C;accompliali: - ; "Do'you think ;you eau :do. it?" , Mr. Olenner .ask ed after the .. .whole thing had been laid before me.' . • "Yes, sir. When shall .1 start ?". • "New—within half an hour!" Within half an' hiinfi43lrl 2 - "Yes'; why not?" "• • - r. I could think of no sufficient reason except one, which • I did not care to communicate to my•superlor—the long ing wish to see' itty once More before I started. r , "JuSt a 4 3 1 '611 iieeide; Mr kl — leriner, of course,"" said,"rising. "If I take the fomNo'elock express, I shall be there by daylight to-morrow - morning."' "Yes,, and thlit 39 altogether .the'•best plan. He wiltnot rernainleng fn 'any one place just fit present, .depend Upon it, and what - you have to• do, must. be done iminediately, " :ZAll through that long night 'journey, 'I roused upon the task that lay -before Me:: The' houSe ttl'which Iwasdirected was in_ the midst of woods; abOnt halt mile beyond the village'of Downville— the , residence of Mrs. Matteson,. the Mother of:the audacious forger. If help was needed I was fully authorized to call for it upon the .constabulary of Crownville; but' I exPected to' need none. i;i',?) • The rosy dawn was just flushing the eastern sky when lalighted, stiff, veary and jaded_from the train; .at the, littlo way station of,Prewnvillt-, ,‘ , `Can you d irect me to Mr 6: MatteSoesr place?", I asked of tht ,sleepy station mastetilwhCAVas yaWnlitig behind th 6 little aperture of the, ticket office. • "Matteson-7-Mrs,.. Matteson I don't know, her, 'but I guess likely I can tell ypti where she lives: , Juste you follow the main , street of the village .out, about half a trifle, and ye'll come to a patch o! woods; with ' bars at , - the fence; Go through themlitirs,alittle ttiay further `on, end you'll see .?,:little yaller:lbotviy; just the last:place in„ tie woild••-whete you'd ;expect to seed a' house. , ThaVs where Mrs. Matteson lives.” I thanked my Informant - ranabet4tmt on a brisk walk; carrying mytravelling bag: " . It 'was: •qulte 'a d'i'stance - ereIII emerged froni 'the suburbs er the' !Main streeVlllWil l qUiet'and Seelndedpountry road, or rather lane. rt3so• . "JESeglAciata.ilia.s cyi'•. ~!~~~ 111= AUGUST ' 14; 1867. i. , ,1i •",t, -The Patch o' woods with thebare, and tbelittle yaller house—a cream colored cottagepliterally overgrown with honoyl. suckles7:-duly - rewarded my search, and as I knocked. at the door, a. clock some. , where,inelde struck seven. . A -decent-looking, elderly woman in widow's weeds came to the door.• ' Mls Mr. Matteson .in ? Mr. Perley?" t,‘,`No,',",she answered quickly, with, as.l Imagined, rather. a.. confused, look. I didnot believe her and asked, quiet, , ~A4 W hen do you expect him home?',; .."Not at present." - Apparently : she expected I would go away, bpt, instead, I stepped, in. "Mother," asked a soft voice at . the head of the stairs, , "who is. it?" , • And. hen for the first time I becauie, awarelhat some one bad been watching oureollonny from the head of the stairkir-- , a young girl dressed likeithe mother in deep black, with ,very ,brilliant and a profusion' of. Jet-black , ringlets., "Some. one to see your brother.,. .Slieoathe half way down, the, .stairti,, pushing .back .CJlrls :with one hand, and looked at me•with wondering P.Ves. , Even then her beauty • struck me es. I stood gazingnt her..,.,, , • .; • "Percy is not, p.t home," • She said, hurriedly. "ReiNtras gone away. We • do not to:Low:wiled he will return." , Evidently the mother and daughter, were in. Ur, :secret of Matteson!s vii- lathy., and, doing their , : best to • screen. him froter its„consequence. ,My, heart , bled for both of:them ;. but it was /14 time fdtvindulge lin sentimental pity. Speaking 'es briefly. as I could, I told them that it was my duty to compel them to remain where they,Were, while I searched the house; „r ; .;; •. - Mrs., Matteson sat. down pale ! and, trembling; her daughter colored• high. • "Mother,'?. ,she said,, "why do you stand by and listen to.such slander? It is false! Let this Man search, the_ house if he will; my brother Perely is 'Us. in r , nneent as I am,". . • No ,opposition . was offered to my search. ,- It was entirely fruitless, how- ever; there were nowhere truces of, the flown bird.' : Nevertheless I concluded to remain there quietly aday or two, to see:what a fittlg waiting w,ouid!bri»g forth.:. ~,,- -. .. ~,,- 1, -, „ The samelafternoon. Clara - A atteson came'in, and I sat by .tbe .piaz .a win dow, keeping a quiet watch on 1 all -the surroundings:: ( . - • 7 „.. ; , "1114 Meredith,":shesaid, softly, "mo ther-thinks I have been. very rude to you. ' She ,says it is not your fault, personally, that you are sent, here,, on— on such , a- mistake,- and- perhaps, she is right. lam very sorry if I have hurt your feelings." The pretty, penitent - way in N - vhich she spoke quite won my heart, and a few questions on. my part seemed to unlock the hidden recesses, of her confi dence. _ She talked ..at first shyly, but afterwards with moxe asSuranee, of her self the absent brother auddher mother, giving me -a thousand artless , little family details which I ,almost dreaded to hear. - That twilight talk was one ,Of the pleaeants. episodes of by my no means universally pleasant, life, and I' was considerably annoyed hen it was broken in upon by - the arrival of' the Drownville constables who were to watch through the night. e At thesound of their: footsteps on the piazza flour Clara rose up and sat down again, con fused and frightened. • ‘-'o', - 'l4r.'-Steredith—those ;non—" • , 4 'Be easy,. • .MlB5 --Matt•oasna," 4 . bats; "you shall 'a t m) way ,be 'annoyed by them. Your privacy shall not be bro ken in upon, believe me."-• ' •"I know am silly," faltered Clara, "but oh! it seems so dreadful 1" • 1 • My orders to the men were brief ' and succinct. I stationed them as seemed best to me, and then returned to spend the evening with Miss Matteson. And when I was at length left alone, I could not help thinking—God 'forgiVe me— how much more winning and graceful she was than Kitty Elton. At length an ansWer'eameAck by re port to Mr. Clenner,it Was short and to the purpose: "Come back. - Yon are only losing time. If the bird .has flown we must looli elsewhere for him." • I read the brief missive' with a pang, Clara Matteson's cheek deepened in color as.' announced my departure to her. • "You have been far kinder than we dared to hope, Mr; Meredith," §he said, as I held her hand in mine. "You will think something of -me Clara.?" The reader will easily perceive how our intimacy had progressed.. • .S4e Smiled, hung her' head, and taking a pair of Scissors from the table, severed one bright black curl fro M' the abund ant tresses that lititipt*V6i her forehead. "Keep this ; Mr. Meredith, in memory of me." Was I foolish to press the jetty ring let to my lips ere Ilaid it closely against my heart. Clara evidently' ( thought I was---for she laughed,• bit did not seem displeased. Mr. Clenner seemed annoyed when got back to the Bureau—rather an Un reasonable proceeding; on his part, for I had certainly done all that • man could do, under the circumstances. -. • . , • "We have been 'mistaken all the way through, it seems," he said , biting his lip. "Strange,—very Strange•Hl never was mistaken before 'limy calculations, Well, we must try again." I went to Kitty' Elton's that night. She received me With' a Sy,re.et, shygiad ness of welcome, that should'have .made me the happiest man in all the world; but it did not. Clara Mattesou's dark beauty seemed to stand between me and her like a visible barrier., When I took leave, there were, tears 14,40/ bine eyes, . "Kitty, you are ; crying !". . "Because you are chaledi: 'Edward. You do not love me as We l as you did.." "Kitty, what'nonsense ." . I was vexed with her, simply becauSe I knew her accusatiun wastrue.-But I kissed her once More, and feel: my leave, moody and dissatisfied. :When I reached the office neat Morn . - ing Mr. Clenner vca4 not there. ; . •-1 "He has gone .to Drownville," said my fellow detective ; ','he went last night." --• • ' "rro Drownyillel" -; • - I was seriously lifineyed, • Did klfr. Clenner distiost the accuracy of my reports? Or did he imagine that I was unable to institute a theroUgh and com plete investigation og the premises?- „ "It's - very strange,"l mused aloud, Jones laughed. "Well," he said,. "you know Clenner has a way of doing strangethings. De pend upon it, die. dna good! .reasons for his conduct." . was sitting 'at my' desk; two days subsequently, when the door glided noiselessly open •and !Clenner himself entered. • . • . • ' are back again, and what luck ?" "The best." '" ' • • "You don.',t 'say' got, hiffor' "I do mean Edward dith , I knew .co uld.nOt. he so - e. 414 r.e4 mistaken.' Parley -Matteson is 410.,,the 'next room—half an hour( from. +now, he will be in•prison4" • • it 'pit myselfl Alternately-flu Sh. ;find grow pale. • 4 , 'lWhere yokk apprehend him_?" • i,At, born 9, hp) h?Auo," But•--r--ft _ - • • "He was there' all' the' time lescicoaxL. 77 mained there. Ned, my boy, yoti've made a blunder for once; don't,.let it happen again." "What do you mean sir?" For reply he opened the door of the private inner apartment, hisown special sanctum. A slight boyish figure leaned against the window emokingacigarette,, with black curls-tossed back fiom a mar ble white brow, and brilliant eyes. ' He mockingly inclined his head as I stared athim, with a motion not entirely Mt faniiliar to me. • "Clara Matteson!" . ' ' ; ;" ' "Yes," he said, in-a , ?soft, sarcastic voice, , •`.`Clara Matteson, or.Perly Matte son, or ,whatever you choose to call me. Many thanks for your politeness, De tective Meredith ; ' and if you would like anoth9r lock bf ' I turned away, burning scarlet, while Mr. Clenner closed the door. • • "Never Mind, my boy; it will be a lesson to you," he said, laughing; makes a very pretty but I gm opt at all susceptible." . - "What'a double-dyed fooll had been I had lost the reward—falleniin the esti- mation pf my fellow-otlieers- 7 and be- hayed like a brute to poor Kitty—and, all' for whitt?" 'T went to tctuytind.toldsher the whi3fe story, and to my surprise the dear, faithful little creature loved me just as Well as ever. "I won't - be jealous of 'Perly Matte son, Edward," she said, smiling, "what ever I might be of his sister. ; And, dearest, don't be discouraged. I'll wait as' long as you please, and you will be seoend Mr. Clenner yet!" ' • , She was determined•to look upon the bright side of things, this little Kitty of mine! But I feltthemortification none the less keenly, although, as Mr. Clen nor said, it would undoubtedly prove a good lesson to me. Perly Matteson's girlish beauty is eclipsed in Stap's Prison now—nor do I pity him. The stake for Which he played was high—and he lost ! • . All about Meerschaum 11'HAT IS IT i-WIIERE FOLESD-110W COLORED This !trtiele, which,is so much este-Pin ed by the tobacco Smoker, is not the foam of the sea, as, many stippose, but isn'hydrated silicate of magnesia, but asthe compound is not crystaline its constituents are variable, and silicate of iron: and alumina occur with it ; these affeet 'the color of the meerschaum, which, when pure, is quite white. The presence of silicate of iron imparts a tint varying from yelloW to deep IN own. Good meerschaum is soft and yields readily, to the knife, especially after having been melted. The fracture i§ usually earthy, seldom conchoidal. The state of Saggeration is so variable as to give rise to various densities—some kinds sink in water, others float on its surface. 2 Those of medium density are preferred by the pipe maker, the light varietieSare porous and even cavernous, and the heavier kinds are often! made .up artificially. Most of the meerschaum is from Asia Minor. It is dug -princi pally in the peninsula of Natoli, near the town of Coniah, but it is alsd found iu Spain and Greece. The articles found lb those sections, however, are of a veinous nature, and' are not used in manufacturing. It is oxported in the shape of irregular blocks with ohtnse angles and edges. Much care is re (Mired in ,reinovine• the 'irregularities acid rautty portions,. anti. even then it may contain various defects, such as different minerals diffused through it; also a hard variety of meerschatim, called by manufacturers chalks (kreid enmassen), which occasions much diffi culty in the carving. In some cases the meerschaum isloughly fashioned into bowls on the spot where the material is dug, and they are more elegantly carved in Europe. • Vienna is celebrated for this Manufacture. ' 'ln 'forming 'a bowl the meerschaum is prepayed for the op eration bysoaki,ng. in • a comps:lefties of wax, oil, and fats. The wax and oil absorbed by the_meerschaum are'tlie cause of color produced by smoking ; the heat of the burning tobacco causes the wax and fatty 'substances to pass through the stages, of dry distillation, and becoming associated' with the pro ducts Of the instillation of the tobacco, are diffused through the 'substance of the bowl, - and produce those gradations of tint which are so much prized. In some cases the bowls are artificially stained by dipping them before being soaked in wax in, a solution•of sulphate of iron , either alone or mixed with dragon's blood. I In Austria alone more than five thou gand,(s,ooo) people, who labor only for export, support themselves from this manufacture ; and in France, where the Manufacturing of ''Meerschaum 'tom menced • only In the' year 1850; and where' the expert is not very extensive, five hundred (500) people support them- SeiVes; and these only working foy do mestic use.' The first manufactdrer of moersehaum pipes was a Mr. Nagy iii ,pesth, 150 years ago.• The first in this country were, Messrs. Pollak & 'Son, likewise from 'Pesth. In 1857 the first' pipe was manufactured for and owned by the late D. Bethune, who died in' Italy but'a few years since. The verita ble pipe is still a,legacy, being relive- . seated lii surviving Thotographs' where the doctor ,appears In dressing-own, cap,' and' ' slippers, with the - familiar fishing-tackle fastened on 'the wall of his snug study, enjoying a habit' to Which ho was somewhat addicted. The The original Picture was taken and is to be' seen at — Williamson's gallery in Brooklyn. Since the laSt ten years' the imports:in the United - States of meer- Schanm goods 'amounted yearly to near a minion' of dollars, on which 75 per - dent. 'in gold duty is paid.' The 'raw material is onlS - taxed 25 per cent.' San Francisco, Boston, Buffalo anti New York are 'the principal importing 'and •t - nainufacturing centers. • " • • • • . . Tilt FATAL MINCE FIE.-C. LA,PTEIt T;—blie throw herself upon • his • breast and' wept., . ; • CHAPTER IL—As she ceased weeping. he groaned audibly.. There they sat en tu,ined in each others arms for about r.,344iours, anau'one of .ern spoke. • _.„ • ::•;C#APTEit voice fractured the 'Sdiertin stillness of the air.. ".Harriet, ,TOOwn loye, if I but, had a minee-pie itd4at." Then she lifted her tear ;di '" med eyes' to the starry heavens, 'cusped her hands wildly, and exclaim ed!: "Come 'with me to the kitchen, loVe, and thou shalt eat thy rill; for there were three of 'em left at dinner." They 'clasped each other by the hand, arid rushed tO the pantry. • CH.A:PTERIV.—Two *nee iiies"hu4: diSappeared;' rah d the third was• about' tt) share the same fate, when a stealthy . step wag 'heard. '" Fly ? my angel--firy beau! the old 'woman I know." , And she fell fainting at his' feet. "" ' , CIIAPTER wp man. sto9kl , l face to face with Eugene;" and sheaked'' liim at he'd been doin? to the gal ; and . he said he hadn't done nothin'.— She grabbed the remaining pie,. and. with tbeleree4 of, a tigress chucked it. '4t '" , • .1. • • CIUPTEIt VT.=-Her' aim had been 'too true.' She'llit'him in the pit Of the :F..itomaeh,nrid`he fell at her feet s; coipAe. They buried them both in One grnve ; *eve& thn village 'maidens 7 filant onions or)er 'pla"eo where lie the lovers, at last'initted: ' • 7 ' . • ' ,„ ,e , Mr. and Mrs.- Smith's Headaches—A Lesson for Somebody "Such 'a heidache as I havel" groan e Smith, as he entered the breakfast rOom, with his hair rumbled, his chest collapsed; and his back rounded out in the shape ,of the letter C. " Such a headache!" .1-.1 - ' • " PerhapS it was the cake you ate, be fore going to bed," remarked his wife, as she? tired the coffee. ' r "Ca : ? there's nothinif More 'whole some th ii 'bike before going to bed,: 9s peclally i prum-cake," answered Smith, dropping into a chair. Mrs. Smith, feeling indisposed at that rnatitutinal houil for an argument, as sented. . • , . " Try a little tek" suggested she. " Tea !:an t old mard's remedy ; no tea , forme." " Well, '. eon l e e ' . . "don't think Lwant anything," groa ed Smith. " Oh, dear !ll'm going to hve a day Of it !" • ' . . M .s. Smith had it on her tongue's end o say ; . " Veil, that is the usual result of a nigi t of it;" 4 but she closed her teeth and it Off the exasperating and truth ful rejoinder. " Isn't this room awful hot ?" asked Smith, opening six doors, without wait ing for? her reply, whieb, if uttered, would have been that she was shivering with the draughtg - Then seating himself at the table:--= i'..l think. I wilipave tea, Airs. Smith; it. will be sure to,upset or . .eure me ;,it don't matter whifh," he adds, with a despairing groan ; " and I inhy as well eat :a pieee otC , i 4 7, beefsteak,' whilq. I'm about it—' in toi' a penny, in ifor a pound ;' oh dear'!" ' • "I think I'll 'come and sit iii your room, Mary,?" sail) Smith to his wile after the tea and taeaklast htid gone down. "Yt looks nice and pleasant here, and I like to stay with you when I have the headache.' Mary ;turifed • her back, that he need not see , the smile lurking round her mouth at the conclusion of his sentence, and brotight a pillow to the sofa for liis disorganized head. • t • " Not that—no, not that ; it will only heat myhead, oh, dear !' Mary, (solemn ly,) do you know I think I made a mis take in eating that beefsteak ?" Mary, with a heroism which should place her name in "Fox's Book of Mar tyrs," did not reply : " I knew it at the time, Smith, "and mr only chance of preventing you frOm eating, was to refrain from asking you not to eat ; so I didn't say so." " MarY," said Smith, as she seated herself to sewing, "Don't you think I should feel better if I had ajug of boil ing water at my feet ?" " Perhaps you would," said Mary, dropping her spools and thimble and buttons on the floor to hunt i up the jug and hot water herself,. for Smith had the opinion that , a wife4hould attend personally to these things, although three great servants might sit sueltini; their thumbs in the kitchen and cook ing their heels on the range. Perhaps you would." " Mary,"•asked Smith, after this ar rangement was carried out. " don't you think this bottle mightte pushed a lit tle closer? I don't _feel it, except on one foot." " " Yes;" said Mary, dropping her work once more: "Is that right?" • " Oh;yes," answered - Smith, rolling his left eye in eestacyois thq heat pene trated the soles orNms feet 'how nice it is to have you round when I inn sick." • The• same funny look came again round the corners of Mary's mouth, but Smith, bless his obtuse soul, didn't see " Mary;" said Smith, " I think I could g 0 to sleep now if you would close those curtains and things and carry that d d bird doWn stairs, and shut out the light." •- " Yes," said Mary, " and I'll taliJ my sewing in ; the next room." ; "Do," said Smith. , And gathering , up her work-basket and Smith's pants, that had several vi -tal buttons missing, and which he wish ed replaced, Mary departed. '"" Mary," said Smith, suddenly' ap pearing at the door of the room where she had' seated herself, with 'his hair rampant, and blanket shawl sticking to his back, "" it's no uke. I don't feel bit better.. I'm sure I don'tknow what to do. Do you really think it was the eake?" Mary's patience was waning. ‘4 knoW it, John—it always • makes ye sick: - Don't you recollect I .asked yo not to eat it tit the time?" • "Well, all T can say is, " said • Smith, " T don't believe ' it. Oh dear, where are the morningpapers?" •• ' • That was another way of asking Mary to read theaeto him, which she . did,•and without saYing, as Smith did on similar occasions: ." Oh, tl: ___, there's nothing in the •ptipers this morning but 'the same old tariff discussions ; in fact, they are quite dull —here• they are—pqrhaps you can pick out something for:yourself. ' . . _ .131essed he the Lord ! At twelve, Sniith sank into the•arms of Morpheus, acid slept tillqhree ; but alas ! waking, •begged , for his wife and a washbewl.— Both were forthcoming, as also the ex .peeted result. The rest of the day, till dark, the blinds were opened and shut ; the bottleof hot water on and oil' duty, and Mrs. Smith stayed byte see him be sick: About seven in the evening' he despairingly signified his wish to retire, adding : "I suppose, of .coufse; you don't feel sleepy at all ?" "N-o," said Mary, looking front ie window at alo•Vely moon that was just " N-o. notvery." . "Well," said Smith ; " don't come, if you don't want to, but I can't sit up any longer, and I have an idea I shall get to sleep." • So Mary went to bed with her beard ed baby. A week had elapsed: Smith was hi good' health and spirits. He could smoke. The world wasn't a charnel house, after all. Mary was flat on her back with a nervous headache. ' " Sick ?" asked Smith. " Shocking pain in my temples," said Mary. " What a pity!" answered Smith, par ing his nails at the "window, without turning his head. "It's •going to ,be such a lovely day—quite dike spring. Have you the least idea where my gray pantzi are?" "No," said,Mary, faintly, feeling for the pillows„ think, in the closet." "So—strange," said Smith, "about those gray pants ; I don't think they've worn very well—do you ? And do you ktioW, Mary, about the milk bill, wheth er it I 4 right or not ? And, by the way, did" my shoes come home last night:' andhas that man been to fix the. front :(1 obi. ‘?" ":My head aches so bad," said Mary, ." Eh:l4 can't remember anything.— Biddy will tell you." , i' in sorry for yon," said Smith, tying' hi",s cravat at the glass. The very hest thing for you is to keep quiet, and l'll,take myself out of the, way. Bleep is the thing for you." So Smith put en his Jfeaviost pair of hoots, and went all 'over the house, and let the doors bang, and whistled the ," Stars and Stripes," antl,ate his breakfast, arid then came up to, her to discuss the reiipeetive elaitns of perk and beef arid ehieken for that day's t ` t * NO. 33. •i JOBBING DEPARTMENT,. Th.propriotoyehaveatockod thoewthi.thment With a large assortmCntor moderuf3tYles JOB ARM CARD TYPE AND PAST PRESSES, .. . ' • 10 aid are prepared to execute neatly, an d pro rip POSTER 8, II Alf DRILLS, CIRCULARS, CARDS BILL HEADS/LETTER II EADS,STATEMENT • TOWNBMP ORDERS, &c., &c. Deeds, Mortgages, Leases, and a full asSoitment of i Constables' and Jnatiees' Blanks, constantlyo i n band. Peoplethilng at a distaneeetindependonbt4lngt heir work donepromptly,and sent back Inrpturn R' 8/I*()Fricz—noy't‘block,Socondliloor dlnlief, closing by another recomthend- atioifto keep quiet and not bother her self about nothing. ct, ," No better ?" asked Smith, reproach ftillyt six o'clock that evening ? "thoughtyoUld he well, certainly, by this' tirpe;_afti3r a day's quiet." Quiet? She had had the whole kitchen retinue aft er her all day, asking more questions than there are in the assembly's catech ism ; and the front door bell ringing. as if• by order of the fire department •, but she had said nothing at all about that ; if she had, Sthith "would have replied with that lordly wave of -his hand with which men dispose of such matters ; " You shouldn't allow such trifles trouble you."- - . • "No better, than ?" Smith inquired„ s ,,. as if in gratitude to him he really de, . served a modification. of her fOrmer re- •-•: ply—" no better-? Well, slep . p,iafter all, is the best thing; and, as I can't do anything- for you, I think it is such a lovely night that I will stroll out awhile. There, there," patting the end of the blanket "go to sleep now;" And, close upon his retiring heels she heard the N. thundering bang of the front dok. After divers and many comparisons between male and female headaches, anti the seeming. incongruity in -the male mind of the same course of treat ment for bbth, Mrs. Smith felt asleep, to be woke about twelve by Smith, who thtnnped up stairs in his boots,, made a raid after the cork:serew in the closet, and a particular tumbler of a particular shape, he wanted in connection with it; and advised her again as tolhe effic ietteyof sleep, in cases of female head aehe 1: then tilled the house with the - nauseating- fumes of tobacco, at an hour when it was impossible to air it. Then —Smith went to bed, and slept thesleep of the just, with not a glimmering of an idea that he was not the unselfishesf and lovingest of husbands. Indeed, had his wife questioned it, he wo'uld have pointed her to that column in the daily papers, where accounts are given of husbands who make it a practice to crack their-wives' skulls once a week ; and placing ills arms akimbo with a stern look, would have asked her with his nose close to her face : . . " What if she had such a-husband as that ?" The Bottom of the Sea 'Tr in vest igations go to show that the roaring waves and the mightiest bil lows of the ocean repose, not upon hard or troubled beds, but upon cushions of still NV111.01'; that everywhere at the bot tom of the deep sea the solid ribs of - the earth are protected, as with a garment ; from the abrading action orits currents; that -the cradle of its restless waves is lined by a stream of water at rest, or so nearly at rest that it can neither wear nor move the slightest bit of drift that once lodges there. The uniform aP pearanee of these microscopic shell% , and tlui almost total absence anion g them of; any sediment from the sea er foreign matter, suggests most forcibly - the idea of perteet repose at the bottom of the s "a. Sonic of , the specimens are as pure and es free from sea sand 'as the fresh fallen snow flake is from thedhst of the earth. Indeed, these so,undings - almost prove that the sea, like the anew- - cloud with- its flakes in a calm, is al ways letting fall upon h its bed shadows of these minute shells ; and we may readily imagine that the wrecks which strew its bottom are; in the process of , ages, hidden under this fleecy covering, presenting- the rounded appearances. which is seen over thb body of the trav eler who has perished in the snow • storm. The ocean, ,especially within and near the tropics, swarms with life. The remains of myriads of moving things are cerveyed by currents, and scattered and lodged in the course of time all over its bottom. This process,• continued for 'ages, has covered the depths of the ocean as wit c h_ a mantle, consisting of,,organisms as delicate as • hoar-frost, and as light in' the water as down in the air. The tooth of running , water is Very-sharp.. See how the Ni agara has cutiits way through layer after layer of solid rock. But what is Niag ara, with all the fresh water courses of the world, by the side of the great cur rents. of (wean? And what is the press ure o water upon river beds in compar- ' ison with the pressure of ocean water upon the bottom of - the sea? it Is not so great by contrast as the gutters in the _streets are to the cataract. Then why have.not the currents' of the sea worn its bottom away? Simply beeause they have not been perinitted to get down to it.—All the Year Round. A wonderful doctor with a wonderful, sun-glass is in Hartford. Bythesimille use of a wan-glass the rays of the sun, • lie has-effectually removed, lifelong de formities from the faces of a number of persons ; and but little pain is caused,' A gentleman in - Windsor, one half, ,of, whose face was badly .discolored front his birib, was made to rejoice Ina whole Clean fele ; and a young lady who suf fered from an unsightly excrescence on her chib wziS similarly relieved. A 1, lea. similarly mole bijrned with au actual little blaze, tied diSappeared°with a slight "'kw?' ;Or explosion. The patient suf % ferediClittle pfiln after the tirstmomen , tare tinge." ,Another man writes that the doctor's glass cured hirn•otan obtati nitte cancer.l:llit had been. twice re inovad by surgeons. Burned out bythe Dotittesi glass it stays out, or at least' it ha.qista!ed out for upwards of a year. _ AkTit'En. PILLows.----" Is it best to use tpillow for the head ? If so, 'what is tlid,\best material ? I.re feathers in jurioul,l?" If a \person sleeps upon his back, no pillow Is needed. If one 'leepsupon his side, a,\‘pillow 'shoUld be' used thick enough 'to support the head in , direct line with the body. ,No more. Curled hair is one of the best materials' for lows. FeatherS should never be allow-, ed about a bed in any form. .For lows they are especially injt4rious; :r: they partially surround the head ',atta', keep it over-heated, which weakens thy' scalp and produces a tendency to Mire> out of the Ilair,.and . cogestion : orthe head and:headache. , Then, again`, the effete 'emanations which are always be ing thrown off froni feathers are taken directly in the lu_,no - g wit i h the' inspired air.—Journal of .ffagth. ' Our• Wilkesbarre friend, Walker, went to a dutel tailor and had his mea sure taken for '11; pair of pantaloons. Ho gave directions 'to have them madelarge and full. Walker is a heavy man and likes his clothes loose, and when he came to try on the new unmentionables found that they stuck tight to his legs, whereat he thus remonstrated : "I told you to • make these pants full.", After some objurgatory expressions of 'a pro= lane nature,•the tailor ended the contro versy. by deelairing, "I dink.•dese pants is full . enough ; if dey was. any' fuller dey would sphlit! They have patriarch in Taunton, Mass., who says that- he once raised a flock of wild ducks from a pond, when he took aim at them with 'his gun: and fired. • The3t a ,tlewt : away with Mlle h clarnor,' , and, stirprised to find that none' of then.dropped, he 'examined the field of battle,. -Ye picked up four bush •ls of. legs. There waa , a touch of patl oS 'in the old man's voice as ho added: " I fired too-low."