AIaIRING REMA..II.BB of CHILDREN.— A nah--- 15110 gati v e 11 " ilf`ll34 WeiiOften_t&O inm ti - erxrialir by.maiting - remarks - 1 about visitors that-estate-to the house.-- O 0 one occasion a gentleman was ex cted whose nose had been accidently flattened nearly to his face. The moth-' cautioned ter child particularly to say ; nothing about this feature. Imagine ~ her consternation when the little one , exclaimed., "Zda; you told me to say , nothing about Mr, Smith's nose ; why, he hasn't got any!" This recalls an i anecdote of a little girl whose teacher often, had_occasion to reprimand her.— Oneslay.she-gave the child an unusual ly lon and sharp talk for some grave offencej-and:froin the steady_ attention'l of the latter, the supposed she was mair.- 404 1 : Strottf-iteptesslaii on her',' ,When vatldertirrAe_ little 'girl' exchfinae4;: i •17.ty.,Miss - Sones, when you talk your• upper jmn- don't move a bit." , - . SITEELY—YES.—The most extraordi nary instance of patience on re cord, in modern' times, Is that of a - judge, who listently for two days, while aCO n i ple t:, - *rd F - attorneys contended obOu the construction of an act of Leg islature, ai4d, then ended the contro versy brquietly remarking;-'"Gentle men, the law is repealed." • WiterL3vEtiv., beefsteak. the "highest? When the cow jumped over the moon: "NEAP` - GOODS - 1 :. , t ;1 1 133 MEE VAN NAME & WICKHAM'S Tom,, - Pa. . .... . . Winters received* :new and well selected I gook of Goods which we are selling very low for Crab or ready pay. , Sood'gsrd'Viaa Sheeting for. fr es , y • ic D 411211,3, Standard Prints from OTHER GOODS TN PROPORTION We keep constantly-on hand a choke st"k tf GROCERIES, FLOUR, PORK, &c at very low figures. Tioga. April 11, 188641 NM SPRING GOODS Ti - AT _REDUCED PRICES. Great Inducements to the POW! :1 1 \TOT having a big stock of OLD GOODS- to 1111 shove off at emotion, lam enabled to take advantage of the present low prices, and am rea dy to supply the public with a splendid stock of NEW SPRING DRY GOODS, LATEST Styles, radiated to accommodate this mar ket. Particular attention is directed to my ,de sirable stock of Ladies' DRESS GOODS, Alpaocas, Poplins, Prints, Detainee, &c., &o. Added to which I am offering a large and splendid stoek of HROCERIES, BOOTS and SHOES, HATS and CAPS. &0., &a., &c., &a., (to., at prices to suit the 1,000,000, at Osgood's old stand, We'labor°, Pa. - - • - C. 13. KELLEY. April 4,1866. WILLIAM ROBERTS, Will be found one door below Gunn 4k Tuckerfa Hardware Store, in the building formerly own pied by Bond & Seegers, which building he hu matted throughout, and intend keeping CONSTANTLY ON HAND a 'general assortment of FAMILY COMMIES AND FRESH MEA-TS. consisting in part of Aleph* - Bios Blacking Beef Crania . Coffee Candles Crackers Choose - Cloves Dried Apples Esc. Coffee Farina Gelatine Ginger Honig Indigo blue Load Alward hiolaseee Nutmegs - Oysters Zeroaene, Pork -. Popper Powder Pipes Potatoes PISMO. Pestles Pickles Rice Raisins Silt Sweet Corn Soda Carb. Saleratos Syrups Starch (eons) Slot Sturdy aloes SoaPa Sugars Sardines Tobacco 'Teas Tomatoes Vinegar dtc., ASze., - dec. ESPECIALLY THE AND SO FORTH! Which comprises emrthbag designed for family use not mentioned above, 411 of yrtiloll I pro Pool to IQ as Awl* Is I can and It ye I slabs to Iwo so fine an aztiolo of SYRUPS, MAU AND MOLAMEE3 as W enr cared in Ireßubor°. Air- Remem ber the plaiss--ormiloar below Gums & Tucker's. ~. WILLIAM ROBERTS. 1888. T UMBER FOR BALE.—The subscriber has a „LA isms quantity of &DINO, PLANE" and BOARDS, athicmilliaCatliallollo w , which will be sold to customers al market prices. - - - CYRUS CATLIN. thirlostirsiMarob 21, 1866.—tf. • , PUTTY . & WINDOW GLASS at ROY'S DRUG STORE. LATE! LATH I I—Weare nova mean:doctoring U, a =Tinier article of Lath, which we offer Pit sale at the lowest market price. VLSCWER, DIMON I RANDALL, -Niles Valley, March 21.4866,--9t* I, o n_ ,R,11,114, ,EPAAEP MA clusaP 4i 11' tiny , deabrAn Afiti cutaii, • nrral 3 is aorta:lent of DRY GOODS, GRt it T,RIES, READY-MADE CLOTHING, HATS, CAPS, BOOTS & SHOES, FUR , NISHINO 0 OODS, E RTHERN, STONE, AND GLASS WARE, in short, everything tittuaßyjepOil a country stpre. * bCP It I. ?it eim ,- w here; for READY P.‘Y . ONLY No troult - to Show Goods. CALL AND SATI 4 SFY YOURSELVE`g. '1 6 0 4 4014141"4 4 / 4 past favors, hope for a continuance of the fame. Having formed a copartnership with P. CARD,ttbey feel confident that they can du better than ever before, as the new firm will have a larger assortment. I )is. D ! CARD, STAPLES A SON Keeneyviile, Feb. 21,1866.-Iy. 1866.-&- -4866 FOR' .Ikl9E. • , BY B. C. WICKHAM, A. T, IN'TTO NAMIE N NTIVTREEI DRFERY., OF .FRDIT GA AN 3D=AR -60,000 Apple Trees. 10,000 Pear Trees. A good supply of PLUM, PEACH, CHERRY, and ORNAMENTAL TREES A SHRUBBERY. The Fruit trees are composed of the choicest varieties, good, healthy, some of them large and in bearing. Any one wishing to get a Supply will do well to call and see my stock before pur chasing elsewhere. pir• Delivered at the depot free of charge. • Tinge, Feb. 28, 1888-lys EMI TINA MARBLE WORKS. CALKINS ar:''CONIILIIg. Proprietors. IVI.II. CONKLIX 4aveng bad -large ex! allotitenet; in of the belt 'Marble Sittf# inttie country in thC artistic part of thistiiiiness the proprietors are now prepared to execute orders for TOMB STONES, of all kinds, and MONII MENTS of either ..20 Ct.'. ..25 " .L. 25 pir 'yd. 14 to 20 Cta. RUTLAND OR' ITALIAN MARBLE, in the most workmanlike tnanrier, and with dis patch, They will keep the beat ,quality of Mar ble, of both kinds named, constantly on hand. Stones discolored with rust and dirt cleansed and made to look as good as new. • Mr. Harvey Adams, of Charleiton, is ou r au thorized Agent, and all contracts made with him will be valid. Customers clan contract for work wth him at slop prices. Tioga Jan. 1, 1866-Iy. '~ I NEW MEAT MARKET Wid. TOWNSEND, Aeaar. • P , Wholeside and Retail Dealer u. FLOUR, PORK, HAMS, AND GRO• OERIRS; ALS 0 , - --• • • FRESH BEEF, MUTTON, BUTTER„ft Shop one Door South of Smith's Law Office. Welleboro, Jan. ), 1888-tf. I AN- 'SELLING 4jlT- Bay Stock of Goods T 41, FIFTY PER CENT. LOWER - , THAN THIRTY DAYS' AGO. Mg. CALI AND SEE! 16111 Washer°, Jan. 1, 1866. , Co. BIiFLARD. WHAT Is IT:t WHAT x IT 4'77, What is it which is u marvelous as the magi. clan's art ? What is it which the more you use it the better you likeit? • What is it that causes the lame to walk? What is it that eases the pains of rheumatism? . What is it thaflooiens the Stiff jointi? What is this chemical 'eel/pound 'that'll called an infallible remedy for Neuralgia, acting direct ly upon theneries and giving almost instant re lief; curing all torts of aches and pains as if by magic ? It is - S A LUT 84114 off oit noir Reif* Dru -` [Feb. 14] Stoves & Tin Ware FOR THE MILLION. Messrs. Baki*ERTS # _KELSEY OPPOSITE MOTILEBILDINO, Are now prepared to furnish the public with anything in their linnet busineit in qtiantity ist large, in quality. as good, and u cheap in price u any deaim in NOrthern Pennsylvania; lei , They pay particular at ) tention to the STOVE AND TIN WARE BUSINESS, and intend to hear a full assortakmt of everythilig, initgibs.W eIVIE+.4O SF. 3, TIN WAS= MADE VC) 7 OII.DER, promitli, and warranted to ere sitisfacion. " REPAIRING executed in the best manner and with dispatch. CALL AND SEEUS. ROBERTS . KELSEY. Wellaborough, March 7,1888. • A - LARGE STOOK. of • :PBRYLEKRItY sad TAN KBE NOTIONS, for sale by P. R. Williams, No. Union Bleak, Wellsboro, Pa. (late Cole and Calkins) OltC), P."- Ze- S cusigihr% Horse al Cattle Powtlers. TER HE COIJOHI TEMPE/ VERB, FOl LOSE OF YITE AND ENERGY, cum inkprol wind, h the appetit PIR9P glossy at annex= miserable horse the Langs, Liver, /Lc., this article "15 as a specific. By •acting from Mithe above diseases will be eradicated or entirely prevent preventive and cure - Price 25 %Ws per Paper, or 5 Papers far $l. riaZealtED ITT Q. A. VO:l7'rZ , etr, BRO., intOlStitat jag Bratoiciiiil Met No 136 Franklin St., Baltimore, Md. 'war sale by Druggists and Stareintews through out the United States. For sale by John A. ROI, Wellsboro. - ONR/04 ®R LIFEREMVENMEL STRENGTH TO. THE- WEAK YOUTH TO THE AGE DI! This preparation is unequaled as a Rejuvenator and Restorer of wasted or inert functions. The aged should be certain to make the Biokrene a houkehokhged,intutuitich as it will render. theta youth ful froTeeling nutria strength, and enable ° them , to over again the days of their pristine joy. It not only exhilarates but ttrengthens, and is really an invaluable blaming, especially to those who have been reduced to a condition of senility, self abuse, misfortune, or ordin ary sieimess. So_-matter what the cause of the impo tency of any human organ, this superb preparation will remove the effect at once and forever. . . . . gi o k rone cures Impotency, General Debility, Ner vous Incapacity, Dyspepsia Depression, Loss of Appe tite, Low Spirits, Weakness of the Organs of Genera tion, Imbecility, Mental Indolence, Emaciation, Ennui. It has a most delightful, desirable and novel effect on the Nervous System; and all who are in any way pros traced by nervous disabilities are earnestly advised to seek a cure in this most excel lent and unequaled pre paration. Persons who, by imprudence, have lost thoir natural vigor, will 13nd a speedy and permanent cure in the• BI OKEENE. The Feeble, the Languid, the Diepairing, the Old should give this valuable discovery a trial: it will be Mond totally different from all other articlee for the same purposes. To Pemalee.--This preparation is invaluable in nervous weaknesses of all kinds, as it will Lenore the wasted strength with wonderful permanence. It is also a grand tank, and will give relist, in Ayr pepsia, with the first' dose. 'A brief perelstedce In Its use will renovate the stomach to a degree of perfect health. and banieh Dyspepsia forever. One Dollar per Bottle, or six Bottles for $5. Bold by Druggists generally.: . ''''' '''''"'''' 4l =qm;imisiiia•viii•Nol° ll°. Not only give immediate relief, but are sure to effect - a permanent cure in Dyspepsia and Liver Complaint They are not a purgative, and there fore their use does not create a necessity for the habitual use of Cathartics. They cause no sick ness of the stomach, no griping of the bowels, and are perfectly harmless to the most delicate. They will immediately correct a Sour Stomach, cure Flatulence, Heartburn, Sickness or pain in the Stomach, Costiveness, Belching of wind, Liver Complaints, Headache, and in fact all those disa greeable and dangerous wymptome of thq disease, wbicb4itiftona for the pleasurel-and duties of life. They are an agreeablo and wholesorxe appe tiser, without any of the injurious effects which are sure to follow the use of stimulating "Bitter" and all purgative medicines. By their purifying, strengthening and invigorating power they are sure to keep the digestive organs in a healthy con dition, thus preventing Costiveness, Diarrhoea or Dysentery. Weak and delicate persona, who have been in jured by the use of powerful and purgatives, will find them a mild, safe and sure restorer of the di gestive organs to their original strength and vigor. Prepared solely by the proprietor, S. N. ROCEMBLL, S. B. Cor. 21st and Market Ste., PhilaWa, Pa: See that my. Signature is on the face of the box before purchasing. Beware of spurious imi tations. W. D. TERRELL, Wholesale Agent, Cor ning, N.- T. Sold by all 'Druggists. ltilrA2lllooD, sow ion., wow stavoure—Just jNVj published, a new edition of Dr. Culverwell's celebrated essay on the radical cure (without medicine) of Spermatorrhcea. or seminal weak ness, involuntary seminal losses, impotency, men tal and physical incapacity, impedimenta to mar riage, etc.; also consumption, epilepsy and fits, induced by self-indulgence or sexual extrava gance. Price, in a sealed envelope, only 6 cents. The celebrated author in this admirable essay clearly demonstrates, from a thirty years' success fulpractice, that the alarming. consequences of seltabjcalsMays be( radically, cured without the dasigficharuse of-iiitisrnal medicine orthe appli-• cation of the knife—pointing out a mode of cure at once simple, certain and effectual, by means of which every sufferer, no matter what his condition may. beozay. cure himself cheaply, ptivatelY and radically. pRi- This lectuirO should be in the hands of every youth and every man In the land. gent, under seal, in a plain envelope, to any ad dress, port paid, on receipt of six cents, or two nr - 7 post stamps. Address the publishers, CHAS. J. C KLINE r• ations. to various means of efeeting sales, snob as ooPl• ing parts of advertisements of popular resiethur and finishing with certificates. The Science of Medicine stands SIBIU. PURE, and MAJESTlC,—having Fact for ltr Basis, Induction for its Pillar, Truth mina for Health is most important; and the sieleti a should not use an advertised medicine, or oef remedy, unless its contents or ingredients ve known to others besides the menufactwor , 02 until they are satisfied of the qualifications of the party so offering. GENUINE PREPARATIONS Principal Depots• HELKI3OLD'S DRUG AND CHEMICAL WAREHOUSE, 594 Broadway, New EA And WITAIBOLD'S MEDICAL DEPOT , 104 „South Tenth Street, Philadelphia. P~ SOLD BY ALL DRIIGGIsTs, PER YEAH! W. want agents 0 .. 1 _ ,•5 1 010 where to sell our IMPEOM $ .21) lug Machines. Three new kinds. tipper and 4- , feed. Warranted dye years. Above salary or large"._, minions paid. The only machines sold to the Om Blares for lees than 110, Which are lady laceusea j Howe, Wheeler et Wilson , Groper a Baker, - 0, 0 . Bdtheleler. All other cheap machines IV, • fringements, and th e seller or user are Ist: e .0 fine, and imprisonment. Ci rcu la r . Address , upon Shaw g Clark, Biddeford, Mane. Eli . $9O MONT11!--AORNTS wanted for 1. 0 AO Bat Min, nt , rlero articieridgard , out• Addle". GAILIT, CI M, higilo• dec.7T,T5-lawly„ ELMBOLD'S EXTRACT BIICIIU._ .:._.~_ UELNIBCOLDI*. BUCIIU. HEiISSOLD'S flue lir. 11l ELIO 13011.WS RUCHE DIABETES, KIDNEYS, CATARRH OF THE BLADDER, STRANGERY OR .I'AINFUL URINATING PLEASE NOtICE - 1 0 H4RMACY AND CHEMISTRY A DIURETIC •CTS GENTLY, FOE THE SATISFACTIION OF ALL, FOR FURTHER INFORMATION PROM THE LARGEST MANUFACTURING CIIrraMIST IN THE WOULD. GENUINE PREPARATIONS, r_ .r A WORD OF CAIITION H LLIIiBOLD''s FLUID EXTRACT BIICRII, y/1 i ~ AND IMPROVED ROSE WASH. Established upicaads if 16 years Prep s red by H. T. HILMB OLD. (Maher 11, 1855-1 y