tiegi I. l i tor b Published every Wednesday Morning, at tio.ir, invariably in advance, by COBB & VAN GELDER. 51, 11, OMB I tp. C. VAN astnss ~,,r,vm- I =ta- isiwei' iq:.d5...% , ...5: Imo. 3 tuo. 0 010.1 9 nin. 1 Iyr 3 Sti MI rtl. $2..50 C 1,0.), 7,50 lAN 12,00 Square 3,75 *l.oo‘ MOO 16,00 10,00 1-4.;,,turau 7,00 10* 1•5,00 1 0,00 25,00 14 CJ11L10112........12. 0 0 20,001 :i 4 1,00 38,00 46,00 1 Culn ll,o 1 . 1 . 4:03 0.4 0 : A 8 , 00 C 5 00 ;80,00 - < 1 ;;quara 1 tuseesi tt 40.440 c ti., 0 ,4, we . kturm a ler. M1E1110 ,41 rators and Executors Notkvb '4,00 each. BIIIIIIerA Cards of Aye lines $5,00 per year. BUSINESS DIRECTORY. W. D. TERRELL & C 0.,, I l c-FR/LE:SA LE: DRUGGISTS, und dealers in Wall Paper, Kerosene Lamps, Window flings, Perfumery, Paints and Oils, evritig, N. Y., Jun. 1,1866.—1 y. w. A. 1111 ATTORNEY AND COUNSELOR AT LAW Office formerly occupied by Jumes Lowrey, Esq Wellsboro, Jan. 1, 1866-Iy. S. F. SHAIBLIN, BARBER AND HAIR DRESSER. Shop fryer c. L Wilcox's Store. eiliboro, Jan. 1, 1868.—iy. 713 L US SUER WOOD, ATTORNEY AT LAW, Court Street, opposite the Court louse, Williamsport, Pa. Jan. 6, 1866-Is* WILLIAM H. SMITH, - ATTORNEY" AND COUNSELOR AT LAW Insurance, Bounty and Pension Agency, Main Street Welisb.ro, Pa., Jan. 1, ISO. lOUS I. M.ITCIIIELL, ATTORNEY AND COUNSELOR AT LAW, OM:clitely ocaujiied. by John W. Guernsey EN., Tiogn, Tioga_County, Pcnn'a. Prompt attention to Collections. • Jan It 1866.-19. S. F. WiLsos WILOON & NILES,. ATTORNEYS t COUNSELORS AT LAW, First door fro Bigoney's, on the Avenue)— Will attend to business entrusted to their care in the coooties of liege and Potter. 4 - Weilabor°, Jan. 1, 1856. . • GEORGE WAG ER, TAILOR. Shop first door north of L. A. Sears's shoe Shop. Arr• Catting, Pitting, and Repair ing done prouiptly and let!. Wellthoro, Pa., Jan. 1, 86.6.-Iy. JOHN B. SHASESPEARr, DRAPER AND TAILOR. Shop over Roseen's `tore, second floor. 03`Eutting, Fitting, and Repairing done promptly and in best style. WelLibor°, Pa.. Jan. 1, .18664 y • PENNSYLVANIA •HOUSE, CORNER OP MAIN STREET & THE AVENUE J. W. 13toorr, Proprietor. This popular Hotel, bas been refitted and To-tarnished throughout, is now open to the 'Public as= a first-class boost. A good hostler always on baud. Wellaboro, 1865.—1 y RoIIT. HAWLEY, . HAWLEY & CURINIIN, ATTORNEYS AT LAW, - Williamsport Pa.— Special attention given to collection of Pen tms. Bounty and Back Pay, and all claims against the National and State Goverumente. Willtatneport, Pa., Nov, 15, 1365-3 m. JOSEPH MANLEY, BLACKSMITII AND SHOBIL I have rented the shop lately occupied by Mr. P. C Ifoig, and ant prepared to shoe horses and and to do all kinds of work pertaining to the busi ness iu a superior wanner. Wellsbero, Pa., Jan. 1,1886,1 y. !MAAR WALTON DOUSE, Gaines, Tioga County, Pa. IL C. VERRILYEA, PROPRMOR. This is a new hotel located within easy access of the hest fishing and hunting grounds in North era Peuaeylvam.t. No pains will berepared fcr the accommodation of pleasure seekers and the traveling public. [Jan. 1, 1.86.] . HERVEY' EWING, . _ ATTORNEY AND COUNSELOR AT LAW, No. 11 Law•Bailding,--St. Paul St, Baltimore. REFERENCES.—Lerin Gale, Attoroty at Law, Edward Israel, A tt'y at Law , Rev. J. MCA. Riley: D. D., Rev. Henry Slicer, D D., Con field Bro. & Co., P. Grove & Co., Ludwig & MeSizerry, John E. MeJilton, Esq., RoLert Law s.n, Esq Sutherland, Big. [Mr. Ewcso is authorized to transact any business appertain ing to this paper in Ba ltimore.] Jan. 1, 1866-Iy. VIOLIN STRIRGS at WEBB'S DRUG STORE LT ALL'S CELEBRATED VEGETABLE SICILIAN jULUAIR RENEWER, can be had at III?V's Drag tture. CONCENTRATED LYE, for sate at BOY'S lift.UO STORR FLOUR AND FEED, BUCK WHEAT FLOUR, Meal. Pork and Salt, Tea l : 'Coffee, Sugar, Soup, Candles, Saleratos. Tobacco and Kerosene Oil. Also, Mackerel, White Fish, and Trout, by the package or'pound. CEIAS. st U. VAN VALKENBURO. Wellsboro, Jan. 1, 1865. WHEELBARROWS. CHEESE PRESS SCREWS, and scaleboards for boxioc ' cheese, also Powder-, gigot and Lead and pistol cartridges. GUNN & TUCKER are alto agents for Miles's Patent Money Drawer. Alm, agents for Ribbon Stamps and Seal Presses. Remember—at (Gnu lc Tucker's Hard ware Steve, We!labor°. , I Jan. 1. 18n6.-13' REAL ESTATE FOR SALE.—Twenty-five acres of Iced near Wencher°, an excellent toil, well fenced, a handsonie buildingeite and floe view of the town and vicinity, a never failing spring .1 water, &c. Enquire of • JOHN DICKINSON, &A l i Delmar, Dee 13,1865-3 m NEW PHOTOGRAPH GALLERY.- FRANK SPENCER has the plea..ure to ititc.Vm the citizens of. Wiuga county that they have the best opportunity ever offered them, to procure Ambrotypes, Ferrotype*, Gems, Cartes de Visits, Viinette*, and all kinds 02 fancy and popular card, and colored pictures, at his Gallery on Elmira Sheet. 11 4usfield. Nov, 15, '6s—tf. F. M. SPENCER. Tr [NG'S PORTABLE LEMONADE b the la. only preparation of - the kind matte from tee fruit As an article of economy, purity, and. deliciousness, it cannot be surpassed. and is recom • tnmended by physicians for invalids and family It will keep fur years in any climate, while its condensed form renders it especially conven ient for travelers. All who use lemons are re quested to give it a trial. Entertainments at 1 . 1 " , a• Parties, and picnics should not be without IL For sale by all Druggists and first-class .Grocers. Manufactured only by - LOUIS F. METZGER, No. 549 Pearl St., N. V. Jin. 1, ISMS--ly TWITS SES.—" Seeley's Hard Rubber Truss' cure s rupture, frees the cord from all press ore : will never rate, break, limber, chafe, or be-, come filthy, (the fine steel spring being coated with hard rubber); spring made any poster re quired; used in bathing, fitted to form; requires no strapping ; cleanest, lightest. easiest, and beat Truss known. Send for pamphlet. L B. SEELEY, Sole Proprietor, 1347 Ohesnat st., Phila'a, Pa. apll 66 D RUGS AND MEDICINES Of MANSFIELD, Pa.,' bevel . uSt received and oder to the inhabitants of Tioga county, at the lowest cash prices, a large and well assorted stock of the following first class goods: ROL%. DRUGS, MEDICINES, & DYE STUFFS, - - - - Paitits:Oß.tP,447.4.Aid Glass'A tFaluilylllyet, Patent Medici4ititlit Toilet Soaps, I Hair Oils and Pomades, School and Miscellaneous Books, Writing Paper,Btivelopes,Blank Books, and Blank Deeds of all kinds, Diaries for 1886, , Photograph and Autograph Albums, Gold Penn and Pocket Cutlery, All kinds of Toys, Tobacco, Snuff .k Cigars of best brands. Nang* ZelotteouF).lMaithrtlikEM VIOLINS, GUITARS, AccoßDEoNs, and all kinds of Musical Instruments and inimical m‘rehandize. All the most popular Sheet Music always on hand. By special arrangements with the largest man ufacturing house in New York, we can furnish all styles of J. B. NILES BRASS AND SILVER BANDS. Parties wishingjnatrunents will•save ten per cent. by cominunifeting with us before purchas ing elsewhere. sill Instruniente delivered WARRANTED IN EVERY RESPECT. Pianos and Melodeons to rent on reasonable terms. Aeipte. for tlisieliiibrated RllO 3 W:i log Mic ' NIAN. A 4 1 Mansfield, Dec. 6,1865-6 m. NEW DRUG STORE. Dr. W. W. WEBB & 880. Have_ opened a Drug and Chemical Store, on Main Street, let door below Hastings, where they intend to keep a full assortment of DRUGS .ND MEDICINES. A good article of Medicinal Liquors and Wines. Prescriptions carefully prepared. Medical advice given free of charge. Wellsboro, Nov. S-ly. I. R. Cuminzi NEW FIRM & NEW GOODS AT TIOGA BURDEN BRO'S Would respectfully announce to "all whom it L O U.y concern," that they keep constantly on hand a large and well selected assortment of DRUGS AND MEDICINES, PAINTS, OILS, GLASS AND WALL PATER DYE STUFFS, FAMILY DYES, LAMPS, GLASS WARE, PLATED WARE, such as CASTORS, SPOONS, TEA •it TALE, FORKS, CAKE DISHES, &c. AAR, ENVELOPES, SCRO4 Boq4§, PATENT 'MEDICINES, Tea, Coffee, Spice, Pepper, Gin ?ler, Saleratax, Starch, TOILET AND WASHING SOAPS; and an endless variety of YANKEE NOTIONS. Tioga, Pa., Oct. 4, 1885-134.5. TILE UNDERSIGNED haciog form!' -4- a co-partnerabip under Om name and title of can be found at the old stand, corner of Main and Mill Streets, where they will keep constantly on hand a general assortment of BOOTS,, 4 .-falliCtE§, LE.AWER AND of the best quality, which they will eel! so cheap for Cash, as to make it an object for dealer& to buy here. MEN'S, & BOY'S. CALF,ICAP, & STOGA BOOTS, LADIES' GAITERS, BALMORA.L, & CALF, & MISSES SUOES. French and Oak Stack constantly on band for sale. "Cash Maid at all times for HIDES, PELTS, and FURS. TERNS—CASH ON DELIVERY. *r 4C.%, - 0:14 J. RICHARDSON, Eitnir,l, - N. Y Knoxville, Jan. 1 , 1866-4. TN Elk township, Tioga County Pu., containing 1 124 acres, 40 acres improved. Said farm is wafrred by numerous springs. A small stream of water sufficient foe churning, sawing wood, Au., rune through the farm near the buildings. It is well situated for a good dairy farm. A portion of it is good grain laud. Two log houses, frame burn and other out buildings thereon. A thrifty young orchard 'of 70 or 90 apple, pear or plum trees. A good school house on the adjoining farm. The above farm might' be dividedi into two small farms of 62 acres %sib. Price Sl2 per acre. Terms easy. 'A liberal deduction made (or cash down. inquire of C. B. KELLEY, Wellaboro, or WSLUPDIKE, on the premises. Jan. 12, 11366.—tf. 71' I Li c A "' le t • < , 11.= 1 . 14 LL. t o + "\\_. V , LANG &" WHITE, BAND) 'INSTRUMENTS INSTRUMENTS, required in FREE OF CHARGE, AND - KNOXVLCLE Boot, Shoe and Leather Stare., WHOLESALE & RETAIL f. LOG El KY & Our Stock consists in part of of our own manufacture. Also, Farm for Sole MB WHOLESALE DRUG STORE, Y. zLtfsk,4l.l,iit ...:,! ,;;.- ) `.—.4 ..- li DRUGS AND MEDICJNFS, PAINTS AND OILB„ a1i , 11, 4 .L.c. 14, TIIADDEUS DAVIDS'-INES, CONCEN- TRATED MEDICINES, CIN ciN*AVE-34iims,i1D BRANDY, Wm, rE= • WASH LIME, _ i KEROSENE LAMPS, PATENT HEM: CINES, PETROLEUM OIL, ROCIWITER,PER FUMERY AND FLAVORING' EXTIfidTSiI*ALL PAPER, WINDOW GLASS, AND DYE COLORS, Bold at Wholesale Prices. Buyers are requested to call and get quotations before going further East. W.D.TERBELL &CO • ;$ ;.. Corning, N. Y., Jan. 1, 1888:1y EAR YEI REAR lEl—The Polls of JAL this Election are new open: C. L WILCOX, Of Wellabor°, offers for sale his entire STOCK OP GOODS AT COST, All those who feel anxious to make a GOOD .BARGAIN, are invited to call soon, for DELAYS ARE DANGEROUS. Call at the " REGULATOR," one Door above the Post Office, C. L, WILCOX. Virelisboro, Jan. 1. 29, 1866. • NOW IS TI=IME TO SAVE YOUR GREENE A great breakdown in the price of all kinds of Dr y Goods. I have just returned from New York with a largeand well selected assortment of STAPLE - AND 'FANCY `DRY- GOODS, which were bought for CASH dairies the late Panic at PANIC PRICES, which I am bound to SELL at PRICES. I am selling Good Madder Prints, 22 Beat " 25 Extra Wide, English, 80 Best Muslin DeLaines, 36 Bleached Sheen*, 20 to 80 Unbleached " 28 to 30 Extra Heavy, 85 Best quality French Merino, 10 shillings Double width Plaid Poplins, 62i Yard wide, Rep, 60 Best (high colosad),WoolDeLainO, 60 Single width Pfain4eitliire; 40 Yard wide Paramatta, 40 A Large Stock of FLANNELS, BALMORAL - SKIRTS, HOOP SKIRTS, mops, FURS, NOTIONS, WORSTEDS, &c., A good assortment GROCERIES, BOOTS & SHOES, &o. Also, %Inge Idtd/lt of FEED, FLOUR & PORK, always on hand. In fact. ALL THE NECESSARIES OF LIFE. Customers.* want, of Goodswili [ save money by calling It' the New Stoticalui.examine Goode and Prioes before buying elsewhere. Tioga, Jan. 1, 1866. H. R. FISH. LhkuALcol.awaH WE gave reduced the price - of Flour $l. per 15 , Jarrel, Feed and meal +5O cents per cwt, and shall sell, FOR CASH ONLYr C. yrsiouT BAILEY'S BEST WHITE WHEAT FLOUR, SPRING WHEAT FLOUR, BUCK WHEAT FLOUR, -GROUND FEED', ~ CORN MEAL, BRAN, &c., &g. CASH PAID FOR. ALL RINDS OF • ' • f il i ttiGHT At BAILEY WeMbar°, Jan. 24, 1888. F lax WHEELS, • WOOL - W HEELS,.... WHEEL - HEADS, SNAP-REELS, FLIERS, &C., &C.. „ . THE UNDERSIGNED - wont respectfully an. nounce to the MERCHANTS di DEALERS • of 7.ipga and_adjoining cottnties, that they are now engaged irPthe Maiffacture of-the above . named articles, and are prepared to furndsh them at WHOLESALE PRICES, Employing none but Experienced Woad's% atid'using only the best :materials, we , are con fident wet, can forMah. Jou : vrith,gooda that will suit your customers. Every article warranted to give entire satisfac tion. All Goods. whod in shipping, order and sent by rail or otherwise. • Please eddies.”' by mail, -when list of prices, " Card Samples," Ac., will be forwarded. C. M. CRANDALL A CO. Montrose, Pa. Dec. 27,15.3 m.. N. B. Ours is the only establishment that manufactures the Celebrated Crandall Wheel - Head. , Warranted to last- TWENTY-YEARE; if well WELLSBOEO, PA, APRIL 18, 1866. MEI GRAIN tlEcx or. tr . SVAVERY A PROPHECY By 888. E. W. BOATII The followinf lines were written in Swope, tyrant) , years ago, in answer to a slaveholder's family, who incited-the authereas fo travel iu the Southern States• They were first published many Yeitig ago Yon tell me of a bright lend far ova the sear..— But, ah can you call it the land of the free— Where the image of Gad. fur a handful of gold, Like a beast of ths field', in the market is sold ? Where the child from the mother's fond bosom is torn White .the father is chained, le . aving orphans `ifariorn ;• - - Where the maiden is bartered,: like-ineretatidise ware— Then doomed to the lash and the groan of despair. iCrop, woe, to thee, fair land far over the main ! iFe For thiniter ofdeathdark slavery's stain— Shall gnaw to,tby vitals, while every sigh From the victims who writhe, mounts fur justice on high, And Hz, the Great Lord of the 1C! nii-erse wide, Shall Smite to earth, in thy strength and thy pride ; For yengeanee must fall for foul erueltie., done On the beings redeemed by Ills Own belor'.l Son ! The sound of the war drum shall thrill thee at night As thy song and thy brothers are borne to the fight. The alaveand the cotton shall stab thee with pain, And the Nut lb and the South Lv divided in twain; And brother 'gainst brother shall strike la the fight, And battles be fought in the dead of the night, And the white maid and widow in sorrow shiAl mown, And ; tbe . flag of thy freedon.in tatters be torn. The North ill her might like a whirlwind shall rise, And the hates of the canton be liorneto the skies; And though the warm blood of her heroes be shed, The light of her freedom shall never be dead! The Stare nod the Stripes in Excelsior shall be Proudidberty's banner, from land and by :ea; And the Union, though spurned by the sltivebold er'a scorn. Shall be guarded by Northmen for ages unborn. isttitanetats. TWILIGIIT WOOING ItTs an awful thin* to lose a friend by marriage. , To see him drop into your room occasionally, always with a paper parcel under his atm, suggestive of lace and ribbons, instead of having him all to ydurself, day in and day out. To knofr that the blue-breathed evening cigar will inevitably be abbreviated by " Oh, my wife will be anxious if I'm net, at home by eight o'clock." To tell hira.about the pretty girl with the pink bonnet that you met in the stage yester day, and the generally confidential, and then find your tongue suddenly palsied bythe conviction that he will tell his wife every word you have been saying. There is no use talking about the thing —it's actually indescribable. Do you suppose I didn't feel jealous when Jaa 'MareVile get married?' Do you suppwie the green-eyed Monster did not inspire me'with all sorts of un am iable feelings toward the little brow n eyed beauty who had cut me out so com pletely? It took sometime to reconcile ,me to_the new state of things. But When I found out that she did not ob ject 113 niy - sitting on the balcony and speaking .with Jack—nay, that she ac tually !lighted our cigais for us, and then, brought her little footstool and sat down by the side of us—that she laughed like a-peal of merry bells at our bache lor.ehances and mishaps, and that she liked-to have me come to dinner on Sunday s,—then I thought Jack's wife •wastet so.had an institution after all.— And one day, when she brought out her tiny wicker•vv - ork basket / and stood on tip-toe to seiv the loose buttons on my coat, I capitulated in good earnest. " jack," said I, " your wife not exactly an 'angel, for I don't believe in angels about the house—but the swee test little woman I ever set my eyes up on. You won't be jealous, old fellow ?" "Jealous—no!" said Jack, stretching his neek-so as to lookafter the light dis 'tip-Peering figure: "But I'll tell yea 'what.Arthur, you ought to see Mary's sister:" Sure enot,gh, about two weeks after ward, as l - came in at the sweet-brier shadowed gate, and paused to look at the crimson clover pinks just opening their fringed petals, the silver tones of another voice sounded in the low-eaVed pit a, and almost before I knew it Jack illarclyfre's arm was through mine, anal he was introducing me to a dupli cateidition of his wife—a scarlet-lipped, arch-eyed girl, in white muslin, with a coral bracelet on herarm. From, that moment I was gone—l did nci - CknOW `whether I sat in-Jack'svelvet easy chair, or on top of the rail fence.— I said; No, I thank you," when Mrs. Jack asked me how I was. I stirred Ply cup of chocolate with a penknife, and tried to putthe table cloth in my pOcket, - instead of a handkerchief, and Axially disgraced myself irrevocably by Putting the match box in the cradle, and depositing the baby on the marble mantelpiece. " Good: gracious, Mr. Arden !" ,ex claimed•Marclyffe, " what' sthe matter?" • "I believe—l think—l've got a cold in my head I" faltered I, looking at the thrie.straight at Agnes, who was play ing With her coral bracelet, and preten ding not to laugh. "Jack;" said I, that evening as he Went out to the gate with me, " there's no use trying to mince natters—if can't NViti Miss Agnes, I shall take ar senic."- Jack squeezed my hand ; he had been throughthe mill himself. , • 4Ytku think she cares for me, aideri-- - 1 asked,- plaintively, about a montkatterward. I declare, honest ly, Iti - e'the greiftest mind fn - the world to 'finap - of the pier, or hang myself peaceably, Now what does she mean by flirting with that red-whiskered Ca rew,? Oh, Jack, do be merciful—tell .me what-you really think." Poor inarclyffe ! It was about the thirtieth time he had been asked the same question. "Why,, how can I tell, Arthur? You might as well ask me to read the Hin doo alphabet as to decipher the znyste ries - of. a woman's heart. ' \Why- don't you ask her yourself r .2 3 11. e ask her!" and the cold chilli ran through me like ice. . " Jack, I dare not, for my life !" . Jack burst into a laugh. +` Well, I can't give any better ad vice,",. said he ; " only remember, my boy; faint heart never won fair lady.' " lie turned away and left me stand ing in the amber hush of the twilight, among the crimson cluster of cinnamon roses, and the tall coronals of gleaming t lilies. Up in the rosy sky the new moon ! hung, a curved thread of silver, and one ' i bright star bore its lance of pearl against I 1 the radiant horizon. I looked silently up at the fair atmosphere—down at the blossoming garden of flowers, thinking, in the midst of my perplexity, how like] the blue heavens was Agnes's eyes, and marveling that the pink roses were so near akin to the dainty color that came and.went upon her silk-soft cheek. Beside the low French window that opened upon the piazza floor, I saw the flow of muslin drapery through the fra grant gloom—it was where Mrs. Mar clyffe was wont to sit with her baby. I caught the refrain of the low, delicious cradle song, warbled in the tiny sleep er's ear. A bright thought struck me— I would take woman's wit into my counsel. " Mary," said I, sitting down on the piazza step,and leaning my . head against the rose-wreathed pillar just opposite the - window, " I wish you'd tell me what to do—l'm desperately in love with your sister Agnes, and—don't laugh now—l have not the courage to tell her so." I paused an instant, and then went on: " I love her better than life. No, that is not saying enough. I would die to make her happy. Oh, Mary, can't you give me a word of encouragement? I dare not tell her my love, pecause my 'heart sinks so in dread from the one lit tle word, ' No!' Will she speak it, do you think ?" There was no answer. " Mary, will she break my heart?" I spoke with trembling accents, fresh from the deepest recesses of my soul— the very air seemed to sob around me as I ceased. One instant of silence, in the soft pulsing fragrance of the mid summer twilight, and then there was a fluttering of light, azure robes, the fall of a fairy footstep, Ere I could look up, a soft, white arm, gleaming with the clasp of a blood-red bracelet, was around my neck—a shower of brown curls nes tled on my breast. , _ `' She will not—she never will!" 'the voice was that of Agnes Day ; I held the coy, coquettish trembler to my heart. Life has been brimming with sweets ever since. Many 'a golden moment has paused to sprinkle its chalice of joy around my footsteps, as it passed into the world of the by-gone ; but in all my existence, there never came a second time like that. I bad been pleading to Agnes herself; and Mary stood smiling in the back ground, the veriest spice of roguery gleaming in her hazel eyes, through a dim quiver of joyous tears. " So -I'm really to have a brother-in law," she said, putting aside the roses and coming forward just as the wicket fastening clicked under Jack's_ band, 1 and the fiery spark of his cigar flash d through the purple gloaming, slow y traveling up the garden walk. , "Hallo?"' said he, pausing abruptl as Agnes tried vainly to escape from n y detaining arm. " Oh, I see now ! Well —up—on—my—word! fbr such a bash ful young gentleman, you've been re markably expeditions ! Accept my con gratulations, A.ggie—ditto, Arthur." "SOME FOLKS' FAILINGS." " Mercy knovis," said Aunt Jerusha, as she settled herself in her small rock ing chair, and wiped her steel-bowed specs on her apron before placing them astride her nose,-" mercy knows I never. slander my neighbors. I've enough to do to take care of my own affairs. Now there is Dorothy Ann—she knows al ways., just what every one has on at church. The idea of looking at people's dress:hi church ! But that is some folks' failings. We all have our failings, I s'pose ;" and a sigh finished the sen tence, Whether this harangue was addressed to the world in general, or was for the especial benefit of a tall young lady sea ted at a table near by, inserting, a sharp par of shears into a piece of cloth, we do not know. The young lady made n o !reply, but a mischievous smile Bitted over her face, and a silence followed, unbroken save by the vengeful snap of the shears, as they closed over the cloth, and the loud tick of the clock in the corner. - Suddenly Aunt Jerusha peered out of the window. " Look, Minerva Jane—ain't them the Carpenter girls going by?" " Yes," was the laconic answer. "Do see how they are dressed! They came sailing into church during prayer time last Sunday, looking like peacocks. I watched them down the aisles clear to their seats- They wore green silks, vel vet cloaks, and their bonnets looked like flower gardens. I noticed their furs in particular, they were new and fashion able. Much cause they have to be proud! I should think a glance at home would lower their feathers some. But there comes Mrs. Baker ! Oh dear ! She is a regular gossip, and we shall have to lis ten to her long yarns all the afternoon. What a bore she is!" A vigorous knock at the door was fol lowed by the entrance of the lady in question. Aunt Jerusha rose - with "a beaming face to greet her. My dear Mrs. Baker, how do you do 2 I was just thinking about you. Lay aside your things and spend the after noon., 'Minerva Jane, bring out the rocking chair for Mrs. Baker." The two ladies were soon seated with their Sewing, and Aunt Jerusha asked " Have you seen Mrs. Nash recently I wonder if her husband is as bad as ev er? I declare, that woman has. a time of it. Is' pose you know he stole the pork from Mr. Brien's cellar a few weeks ago 2" "Yes, I heard of it." " Have you seen Mrs. Slocum riding with the young doctor ?" "To be sure. Some folks say he's her cousin, but I don't believe it." "Well, now, I do say," replied Aunt Jerusha, "I don't slander my neigh bors; but that's pretty doings, anyhow. Did you ever hear what a wild girl she as before she was married ? My sis ter's husband's cousin used to know her, and she said she was perfectly inde pendent—didn't care what folks said about her. But I suppose you liave heard of Mr. Este's failure? For my part I don't wonder at it, his wife, was so-extravagant; you've no idea how much waste there was in that house.— I don't slander my neighbors, but I do say I'm not surprised that her husband has failed. They say ,he drinks. I should think Mrs. Smith would feel dreadful b'ad to have Susan marry him ; they're engaged, lam told. I wouldn't have him courting Minerva Jane for anything; but then Susan ain't any better than she should be. I don'telan der my neighbors, but I must say I siziould.not want adaughter of mine do ing as she does. Why, Mrs. Baker, you ain't putting up your work? Do stay till after tea. Well, if you can't, good bye. Come again soon," continued Au% t Jerusha. " There ! if I aint relieved. Did you ever hear a woman go on so about her neighbors? The idea of slandering ev erybody as she does! To be sure, I have to talk with her when she's here; but mercy knows I don't slander my neigh bors !" Mr. Mashy Suggests a Plan for the Up building of the Deniocracy. CONFEDERIT X ROADS, (in the Stait of Kentucky,) January 21, 1866. gy ! I Halleloo see a l gy ite Halleloogybeams onto Halleloo- I It me ! It penetrates me! It fills me! Joy to the world! I hey diskivered the cause of the de cline of the Dimocrisy. I seed it yis terday. I wuz a wunderin on the neigh borlit hills, a musin onto the depthmty uv humanity ez exemplified in the per son uv the grocery keeper at the Corn ers, who unanimously refoosed to give me further credit for corn whiskey, which is the article they use in this country to pizen themselves with. He assoored me that he had the utmost re gard for my many virtues, but he dis kivered that the one he prized the most I hedn't so many uv, to 'wit: that uv payin for my Ticker. Therefore the ac count might be considered closed. Then for the first time in my.life I believed in total depravity. I While musiir in a majairikoly mood on this dark cloud which fell across the Dimocratic party, I came onto a party uv men borm for ile. Then the trobth flashed over me—their operations show' d me the way to success—the shoor path to triumph. "When," said I to myself, "when men seek to gain ile they bore for it.— They go down—never up. Even so with the Dimocrisy. We dug downward 1 downard ! through all the strata uv soci ety. We went through all the groce ries—this stratum was the most ignorant poor whites uv the South, then below t em the heft uv the poor of Nooiersv—t en southern Illinoi and Indiana, then the Pike county of Missouri, and so On ! We never went upwards for konverts, cause ' twant no use---had to come down. We got lots uv konverts. There was a regular sliding scale with the heft uv Dimocrats who wasn't born in the party, to wit: Quarter dollar smiles. 15 cent nips. 10 cent drinks. 5 cent sucks. A flat flask couceeled. A bottle openly. • Dimocrisy. We lost our holds for two reasons.— First, the poor licker we hey no.w kills off our voters too fast, and the tax on whisky forced two-thirds uv our people to quit suekin, and ez soon ez they be gin to get on• their feet they lined the Abolishunists. Secondly, our leaden supposed there wuz no lower stratum to dig into, and they gave up in disgust. But I have diskivered that lower strai tum—l have found it; and when the idee flashed over my Websterian intel lect I shouted Halleloogy ! .The nigger is the lower stratum—and 'if we bore down to it, and work it thoroughly, we hey at least a twenty years' lease uv power. We musticultivate the nigger. He must hey the suffrage! It is a burnish shame, that in this Nineteenth Sentry, in the full blaze uv intelligence, living under a Declarashun which declares all men "free and ekal," that a large body uv men shood be denied the glorious privilege of being taken up to the poles and voted. Is not the Afrikin a man ? Is he not taxed ez we are and most uv the Dimocrisy, .for many uv them hey property; is he not amenable to all the laws even as we is? Then why, I tri umphantly ask, is he not entitled to a vote? ,And why not, indeed! " But this is Abolishun I" methinks I hear an obtuse Diihocrisy observe in horror—" and why I, give them votes, who will use them agin us?" My gentle friend, will they use their ballots agin us? Ef I know myself I think not. Kin they read? Kin they ght ? Aint the bulk of them rather degraded and low than otheryvise? Me thinks. Aint that the kind of stock we want, and the kind which alluz set us up ? Readin has alluz been agin us— every scoolmaster is an engine of Abo lishunism—every noospaper is a cuss.— General Wise, of Virginny, when he thanked God there wuznt a noospaper in his district, had reason to ; for do you spose a readin constitgency would have kept such a blatherskite ez him in Con gress year after year? Then agin, the Constitoshunal Mend meat will pass, givin representashun to voters alone. The Dimocratic States will hey more members uv Congress, and more electoral votes, than afore the war, and them States we depend on. -But my skgem is still more compre hensive. Them niggers aint needed in the South. We'll send them North. A few thousand will' overbalance the Ab olishun majority in Noo Jersey ; fifty thousand will bring Ohio back to the fold, the same number will do for Noo York and Pennsylvania, and the coun try is saved—we will be able to elect the President. Thus the pit the Abolishun -Ist dug for us he'll fall in hisself—the club he cut for us will break his own head. Honey hez cum out T` the carcass.— The nigger smells sweeter to me now than nite-bloomin Serious—he is more precious to me than gold or silver or precious stones.. He is the way, and I shall walk in it.' He shall lift me into a Post Offis. We must give our Afrikin . brother—for is he not a man and a bro ther?—not only the suffrage, but he must have laud, and_the Dimocrisy- must give it to him. I want Garret Davis to instantly interdoose a bill to give him a section of land, a pair uv mules and a cook stove, and each female Afrikin brother two Sarin calico dresses and a red bonnet. I want him to advocate the bill in a speech uv not more than two hours, so that it will stand some chance of passin. On second thought, I think some other man had better interdoose the bill, as the Ben - nit hez got such a habit of votin down everything he pro poses that they'd slawter this without considerin it, on jineral prineiple3. Then we've got 'em. Work ez hard ez they may at it, it'll take twenty years afore the Aboli#uaists can edecate em up to the standard of votin their tickit, and even that time wont do it, if we can git the tax taken off uv whiskey, so that JOBBING DEPARTIM. Thu prowrletors have stacked the establishment with a large assortment of modern styles JOB AND CARD TYPE AND FAST PRESSES, and are prepared to execute neatly, and promptly, POSTRRS, HANDBELLS, CIRCULARS, CARDS, BILL MUDS, LETTER =ADS, STMACERITS, TOWNSHIP ORDHRS, to., dc. .Deeds, Mortgages, Leans, and a full assortment Constables' and Justices' Blanks, constantly on band. Peoplelleing at a distance ean depend on hvingthair work done promptly, and not back in rot= reen. AtirOsinen—Boy's block, Second Vicar. NO. 16. we can afford to use it ez hi the happy days uv yore. Joyously I went home to lay the foun dation uv the new temple uv Ditnocri sy. 'I slept that' nits atween two nig gers, and hey been shakin hands ;And enquirin after the health uv the families uv all I hey met. That is hard for an orthodox Dimocrat—such suddin shifts is rather, wrenchin on the conshence,— but what uv that? The Dimocrat who has follered the party closely for thirty years, ought not to balk at rich a train change as this, particularly when it promises such glorious results. Noßritrizi,i), Jackson co.. Wis., I March SI, 1888. Friend oo6b —Perhaps a short de scription of this part of the West may be of interest to those who contemplate a removal here in search of homes. Under the Homestead law, passed by Congress in 1860, any person who is, or declares his intention of becor=. American citizen, can, by sinaply t the oath of allegiance, enter claim to 160.s,cres of any of the unseated govern ment land in any of the States or Terri tories. The land thus entered must be improved and occupied for a period of five years, during which time is- tree from all land itaxes ; and then, if the settler has not been off from the land more than six Months at any one time, a deed is given; after which the land is subject to all customary taxes. By this wise policy of our generous Government, a person can in a few years secure a home, without other coat than that of having his claim registered and recorded—about fifteen dollars. If the settler prefers, he can pay the gov ernment price, $1 25 per acre, and secure a deed at once. He can also take out a pre-emption, which will hold the land for one year; and many take advantage of this privilege, when looking for a de sirable place to locate, knowing they will in that time have leisure to remove there with their families from the East. The land is divided into sections of 640 acres each, and these in turn are divided into quarter sections, and one of these quarters is the amount allowed one per son under the Homestead law. Every alternate section is known as " railroad land," and is deeded to the company or companies that may construct a road ; the amount being limited to a distance of six miles on either side of the road, and none to be claimed until twenty miles of the road shall have been built ; and in like sections for the rest of the road. This land is then brought into mar ket, and sells for different prices in dif ferent localities. Here, it will probably bring but three or four dollars. In Illi nois, on the line of the 'lllinois Central, it brings from ten to twenty- dollars per acre. With this material assistance in de fraying the expenses of building roads, and being sure of large freights of grain, companies, mostly from the East, are rapidly pushing their lines in all settled portions of the West ; and the farmer generally finds a ready market for the surplus products of his fertile soil. More than a dozen roads lead to Chi cago, the New York of the West ; and the evidence of her vast trade is found in her rapidly increasing population and in the millions of bushels of grain ship ped every year to the East and to for eign ports. Without these lines of com munication to get the products to mar ket, there would be but little induce ment for the farmer to raise the grain now produced ; and even as it is, it often brings, seemingly, so small a price, that it does not pay to raise it. Wheat here is but seventy cents per bushel ; and, when carried by teams fifty, and often a hundred miles to the railroad, brings but one dollar. Corn and oats are cor respondingly cheap; and in northern Illinois and southern Wisconsin, I saw oats sell for ten cents per bathe', and corn for fifteen. Many farmers use corn for fuel, and find it much cheaper than to purchase firewood at eight donaraper cord, and draw it, often, a distance of eight or ten miles. Wood is more plenty here, the locality being on the border of the great prairies, and near the heavy forest-covered and nearly unsettled northern portion of the State. As the land is improved, the fire, which formerly annually swept overthe prairies, is restrained, and the quantity of timber is rapidly increasing. In many of the valleys, and in the marshes, groves of oak and poplar are found ; and here the posts and rails are often pro cured to inclose the ground redeemed from its wild state. Much of the timber is found on government land, but it is all free in the eyes of the settlers, and they help themselves accordingly. The soil is generally a sandy loam, three or four feet deep, and often resting on a formation of yellow sand, mingled with pebbles worn round by the action of water. And the absence of 'shells, both in rock and soil, leads to the belief that the valley of the Mississippi was once covered with the ocean, but became dry land before any animate object was cre ated, and that the rich soil found on the surface, and increasing in depth as we approach the Gulf, is a sediment left there by the action of waters during un numbered ages of the past. The suface of the country here is gen erally rolling, often rising into ranges of hills, here called bleaftS, but seldom more than three or four hundred feet high, and often can be tilled to their tops. The prairie plough is certainly quite a curiosity. It is about ten feet in length, and weighs over three hundred pounds. They, like all other ploughs in the West, are made of steel, and, when used, are drawn by four fine yoke of ox en, and turn a furrow twenty inches wide and four deep. The second year after the ground is broke, it is ready for the reaper. Owing to the scarcity of lumber, the houses of even the wealthy are gene rally small, and very few are so extrav agant as to build a barn. The grain is stacked and threshed in the field where it grew. About twenty miles to the northward, we find the border of the pine forest which extends up towards lake Superior, and in which immense bodies of pine are annually cut and floated down the Black and Chippeway rivers, on its way to the southern mar ket. In the marshes generally found in the valleys of the smaller creeks, are found the natural meadows of the West, and there a kind of grasa called blue-joint grass, often attaining a hight of six feQt. There's a lite about to gleam, There's a fount about to stream, 4. Wait a little longer I gorrtspatatre. A -r,r_v z* 4+,(m.