• ____ Qi, tit argiti .a. _ gnaw., Is Pabliaedlsiat7..W.o‘l4 ,l6 y_ Morning. 14, 0,00 a . , year, invialaby in advance, by _ COBS 'BE - VAN GELDER. Y. E. COBS.) LP. C. 1 GELIMIL. .A.r)N.T.EXIMISIZTia - 13. , .A. , rz..e. - Imo. i 3 mu.. ti mo.l 9 mo. 1 80111 1 re 82,50 2 ; 00 750 10.W2 squares t l....... ,3,75 , 8,00- 12.00 -1500. 1-4.3olnuan 7,00 i' 10,00 I 10,00 - 120,00 1-2 C01umu......12,00 20,00 30.00 3 8 ,00 1 Column " " 247,00 35,00 45,00 05,00 1 square 1 laser's' 8,400--69 cts. each week filer Administrators and Islxecutors Notices §2,00 ea Business Cards of Eye lines $O,OO per, year. BUSINESS DIREBTORY. - W. D. TERRELL & CO., WHOLESALE DRUGGISTS, and dealers in Wall Paper, Kerosene Lamps, Window - Wass, Perfumery, Paints end Oils, &c., Corning, E. Y., Jan. 1,1866.—1 y. W. A.. NICHOLS. ATTORNEY AND COUNSELOR AT LAW Office formerly occupied by Jewel Lowrey, Esq Wellsboro, Jau. 1, 1866-Iy. S. F. SIISAAHIA.S, BARBER AND HAIR DRESSER. ShqpD)POlr C. L. Wilcox's Store. Wellsboro, Jun. 1, 1866.-Iy. JUL lUS-SILIERWOOD, . ATTORNEY AT LAW, Court Street, opposite the Court flout, Williamsport, Pa. Jan. 6, 18i36-1y I.lrxt : R. Sum. , WILLIAM H. SMITH, ATTORNEY AND COUNSELOR AT LAW Inenratce, Bounty and Pension Agency, Main Street Wellaboro, Pa., Jan. 1, 1866. JOHN I. MITCHELL, ATTORNEY AND COUNSELOR AT LAW, Office lately occupied by John W. Guernsey, Esq., Tioga, Tioga:"County, Penn's. Prompt attention to Collections. Jan 1, 1866.—V. S. F. WlLsols WILSON & NILES, ATTORNEYS a COUNSELORS AT LAW, (First door from Bigoney'e,on the Avenne)+- Will attend to holiness enrosted'te their cane in the counties of Tioga and Potter. • Wellsboro, Jan. I, 1866. GEORGE 'WAGNER, TAILOR. Shop first door Dor' of L. A. Searle Shoe Shop. irgr-Cut ting, Fitting, and. Repair ing done promptly and well. - Welleboro, Pa., Jan. 1, 1866.-Iy. SOHN EL SNIAIESPEARE, DRAPER AND TAILOR, Shop over Bowen's Store, eecond floor. 2 7V-Cutting, Fitting, and Repairing done promptly and in best style. _Wellsboro, Pn..,lnn. 1,1866-1 y • PENNSYLVANIA HOUSE, CORNER OPitAIN STREET & THE AVENUE J. W. BIGOIST, Proprietor. This popular Hotel, has been re-fitted and re-furnished throughout, is now open to the public as a first-class house. A good hostler always on hand. Wellshoro, Jan. 1,106.-1 y ROUT. HAWLEY, HA WLEY & ATTORNEYS AT LAW, Williamsport Pa.— Spinal attention given to collection of Pen sions. 801311t7 and Back Pay, and all - Claims against the National and State Governments. , Williamsport, Pa , Nov. 1.5, '1865-3m. JOSEPH HANLEY, BLACKSMITH AND SHOER. I have rented the shop lately occupied by Mr. P. C Hoig, and am prepared to sh - Oe horses and oxen, and to do all kinds of work pertaining to the bald. - loess in a superior inanner ,Wellsborn, Pa., Jan. 1, 18615.---ly.- IZAAK WA.LTON HOUSE, Gaines, Tioga.CountY, Pa. -._ H. C.: VEIIkiILYEA, PaOseekroa.. This is a new hotel „located within easy access of the best fishing and hunting grounds in North ern Pennsylvania. No pains will be spared for the accommodation of-pleasure seekers and the traveling public. - [Jan. I, 1866.] 1. HERVEY- EWING, ATTORNEY AND COUNSELOR AT LAW, No. 11 Law Building,—St. Paul St, Baltimore. REPERENCES.—Levin Gale, Attoroey at Law, Edward larttel, A tt'y •at Law, -Rev.- J. MeE. Riley, D. D., Rev. Henry Slicer.' D. D., Con field, Bro. k Co,, F. Grove It Co., Ludwig MeSherry, John F. McJilton, Esq., Robert Law son, Esq., S. Sutherland, Esq. [-Mr. EWING is authorized to transact auy business appertain ing to this paper in Baltimore.] Jan. 1, 1866-Iy. - _ VIOLIN STRINGS at - WEBB'S DRUG STORE trALL'S CELEBRATED VEGETABLE SICILIAN Ja HAIR RENEWER, can be had ttt ROY's Drng LEE CONCENTRATED LYE, for sale at ROY'S DRUG STOB& PLOUR AND FEED; BUCK - .WHEAT -I: FLOUR, Meal, Pork and fialt, Tea, Coffee, Sugar, Soap, :Candles, Seleratas, - Tobaceo and Kerosene On. - - Alio, ;Mackerel, White Fish, and Trout, by the package or pound. CHAS. N VALKENBURG. Wencher°, Jan. 1, 1885. WEI EE LB A.R RON S, cugEsE PRESS SCREWS, and sdaleboards for boxing choose, also Powder, Shot and Lead And pistol cartridges. GUNN rf• TUCKER are also agents fur Milee's Patent Money Drawer. Also, agent., for Ribbon Stamps and Seal Prams. Rernernber:-at Gann JiTneter's Hard ware Store. Welleboro. Jan. 1. 18G6.-1y REAL ESTATE,/ FOR SALE.—Twenty-five acres of land near Wellaboro, an excellent soil, well, fenced, handsome buildingaite and 4 " view of the toe, and vicinity, a never failing spring of water, ;to. Enquire of JOHN DICKINSON, Esq. Delmar, Dec. 13, 1885-3 m. N EW vii9TO q R 4 .Pl,l GALLERY.- FRANK SPENCER hat the pleasure to inform the citizens of Tiosta county that they bare the beet opportunity ever offered them, to procure Ambrotypes, FerrotYPet t t Gems, Cartes de Visite, Vignettes, and all kinds of fancy and popular card. and colored pictures, at his Gallery on Elmira Street. Mansfield, Nov. 15, '6s—tf. F. M. SPENCER. PUBLIC NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN that books for recoiving subscriptions o ibe Capital Stock'of THB - NORTHERN RAIL VAT COMPANY, will be opened ,at 10 o'clock on Sat urday, February 24. 1866, at the Hotel of T. XV. Bigoney, in the borough of Wellsboro, Tioga Pennsylvania, J. CHRISTIE, GEO. TRACY, J. W. BIGONEY, It. FARR. Jan. 17, 1866-6 w KING'S PORTABLE LEMONADE the A& only preparation of the kind made from the fruit.- As-au asitiele of coostem}, purity, and deliciousness, it, culot be surpassed, and is recom mutended by phyla tans for invalids and family use. it will keep for years in any climate, while it, condensed form renders it especially conven ient for travelers. MI who use lemons are re queited to give it a trial. Entertainments at home, parties, and picnics should not be without IL For sale by all Druggists and first.class Groeers. Manufactured only by MFUGER, Zan. 1, 1866-Iy. No. 549 Pearl St., N. Y. . I==immm 1 cr 12,00 1.8,00 25,00 45,00 80,00 eafter. VOL. XIII. DEERFIELD WOOLEN FACTORY. rpuE UNDERSIGED having purehaeed the well known Woolen Factory of Messrs. B. 4 t B. S. Bowen on the Cowanesque River, two faiLes.east of Knoxville, takes this method of informing the inhabitants of Tioga nod adjoining counties that he will manufacture wool by the yard or on shares to suit customers, into .FLANNELS, CASSIMERES, DOE-SKINS, FULL CLOTHS, of all kinds. The machinery has been thoroughly repaired and new machinery added thereto, also an 'im proved new'wheel which will enable him to work the entire season. Ile will pay particular atten tion of Won Carding dr. Cloth Dressing, which will be done in the neatest possible man ner, having added one new Roll Machine, will -enable him to dispatch and accommodate people from a distance. He would farther say that he .has, carried on the business in manufacturing wool for farmers in Bradford and adjoining ,counties for the past twenty years; he therefore can warrant ail work and satisfy his customers, using nothing. in manufacturing but genuine wool. JOSEPH INGHAM. - Deerfield, Jan. 1, 1888-Iy._ SEPTEMBER Ist 1865. 1 1 -r PROM THIS DATA, .FOR READY PAY ONLY • CUSTOM BOOTS AHD SHOES; Leather,- Findings, he. CASH PAID FOR HIDES, PELTS, DEER SKINS AND , FURS. DR. FRANKLIN SAYS: !' When you have anything to advertise, tell the public of it in plain, simple language." I am manufacturing good custom made Boots and Shoes 'which I will sell at fair prices, and only for READY- PAY. Such work cannot be sold at as low. rates per pair as eastern made slop-work, bat it can and will be sold at prices which will enable the purchaser to protect his feet with good'aubstantial boots more cheaply than with' a poor slop-shop article, which, even if it chances not to fall in pieces with the first weeks service, is but a doubtful protection in wet and cold weather, Try me. Back and Doeskin's Wanted, in the red and short blue, for which I pay cash and a good price. Beef-aides and Calfskins Wanted, or which I will also pay cash. Sheep Pelts Wanted, forwhich I will also pay cash and the highest market price.. An assortment of sole, upper, calfskins and linings, pegs, thread, nails, awls, knives, shoe hammers, ,kc., kept constantly on band, which I will sell cheap for cash. Shop on Main Streetbetween Wilcox's and Bullard's. G. W. SEARS. N. B. I can't give credit, because, to be plain, haven't got it to give. - Wellsboro, Jan. 1,1866. J. B. NILES . H. C UILYIN NEW GOODS Af PEACE PRICES! The attention of the public is called to my stock of DRY GOODS & GROCERIES wkichl" have just purchased in New York City 25 per cent. cheaper than thgse who pardhased earlier. •r am offering Goode very cheap, FOR CASH ONLY. 1 Is Large and Well Selected FAIL AND WINTER DRESS GOODS MERINOtS,. ALPACAS, PAR A MAT TAS, - of all Colors, NOTIONS of all Descriptions; GLOVES; 40SMItY, :DRESS TRIM MIIkiGS BUTTONS, GIBBONS, DOIMEESTICS, BROWN AND BLEACHED MUS4INS, DENIMS, FLANNELS, &o: Fine Prints, fast colors, .1, shillings per yd Nice Brown Muslin, yard wide, 2 , ..per 3—(l " Bleßehed " 2s.'.l`er yd. Ali Wool Red ‘b„per yd. Shawls, Hoop Skirts,,Boots tz Shoes. Also a complete assortment of GROCERIE,S, SUGARS, TEAS, COFFEES, '&c:, READY MADE CLOTHING; CLOTHS' OF ALL KINDS, CA.SSI- MEN'S & BOY'S 14TS & CAPS, . all styles, ... ' , -. : r All of wbioli will bo solcl fol a Cab iOwor th an any other , Pint Door above Post Ware TIOGA, Nor, 29, 1865-3 m. 'DBE MASON & HAMLIN'S CABINET I ORGANS' ,forty different styles, - adapted to sacred and, seCtilir music, for $BO to $6BO each. Thirty-Pive Co(d or Silver Afedetta, or other first Premiums awarded them. Illustrated Catalogues sea fry,. AO'sSs, MA O N & HAMLIN, pus-. ton z ottaSeN-BROTHERS, New York.. . [Sept. 13, 1865-IyA . it 1 j ( 1.1 _,H ' 1 ...., _ MY STOCK CONSISTING OF OF THE NEWEST STYLES. A Large Stock of cfmarsmG OF MIRES, SATINETS, UN TIICKY JEANS, FIRM IN Tifi t COUNTY. IS: 0. RAWAIRTT, __,....5.{.«{c',,;,t~~y>0-s:..y,Jy~«Pk -.~ --Yr-~tBtia~r:" .r ~ ._ .a~~: ~..~. DRUGS -AND-MEDICINES LANG At sviarrE, Of MANSFIELD, Pa., have just received and offer to the inhabitants of Tinge county, at the lowest rash prices; a large and well aneorted-stock of the following first class goods: DRUGS, MEDICINES, & DYE STUFFS, Paints, Oil, Putty end Maas, Howe & Stevens' - Family Dyes. Patent Medicines, Perfumery, - - Toilet Soaps, Hair Oils and Pomades, School and Miscellaneous Books, Writing Paper,Buvelopes,Blank Books, i and Blank Deeds of all kinds, Diaries fOr 1866, Photngrapb and Autograph Albums, Gold Pens and Pocket Cutlery, All kinds of Toys,, Tobacco, Snuff & Cigars of beat , brands. Pianos, lOolodOons, & Cabinet Organs VIOLINS, GUITARS, ACCOItI/ROKS, and 'all kinds of Musical Instruments and musical merchandise. All the most-popular Sheet Music always on band. BAND INSTRUMENTS By,special, arrengements with, the largest man ufacturing house in New York, we can furnish.all styles of INSTRUMENTS, required in BRASS AND SILVER BANDS Pieties wishing' Instruments 'Will Save ten per cent. by communicating •with •us before purchas ing elsewhere. All Instruments delivered FREE OF °HA:ROA- AXP One day In the ftilof 1792, when Gen- eral Washington Ifas President Of the United States, a company of Georgia planters lifippened . to :be assembled at the house, near Savannah, of Mrs. Na thaniel Greene, widow of the famous General Greene of the Revolution. Sev eral of these planters had been officers under the command of the General, and they hadecalled, naturally enough, to pay their respects to his widow. • The conversation turned upon the depressed condition of the Southern States since the close of the War; The planters were generally in debt, their lands were mortgaged, their products afforded little profit, and many of the younger and'more enterprising people were moving away. The cause of this state of things, these planters agreed, was the difficulty of raising cotton with profit owing to the great labor required in separating the fibres of the cotton from the seeds. • - Many of our readers, we presume, have never seen cotton growing, nor even a ball, or pod, of cotton. This pod. which is about as large as. a hen's egg, bursts when it is rip,e and the cotton gushes out at the top in a -beautiful white flock.. If ;Ten examine this - flock closely, you discover it contains eight or ten large seeds, much resembling, in size and shape, the seeds of a melon. The fibres of the cotton adhere so tight ly to the seeds, that to get one pound of clean cotton, without wasting any, used to require a whole day's labor. It was this fact that rendered the raising of cotton so little profitable, and kept the Southern States from sharing in the prosperity enjoyed by the . - States of the North, after the close of the Revolu tionary war. When the gentlemen had been con versing some time, the idea was star ted, that perhaps this work could be done by a machine. Mrs. Greene then remarked : • - . • .„ 4 , - "Gentlemen, fip'ply - to my young friend, ,Mr. Whitney ; he can make any thing. Few words have ever been spoken , on this globe that have had such impor tant and memorable' consequences as this simple observa,tion of Mrs. Nathan ielOre-02e. - Eli Whitney, of whom she spoke, was a young 31asSachusetts Yankee, who had came to Georgia to teach and, having been taken sick, had been invi ted by this hospitable lady to reside in her house till he should recover. He was the'...sortofa poor farmer, and had worked his way through college with out assistance—as Yankee boys often do. Prom early boyhood he had exhibi ted wonderful skill in mechanics, and in college he used to prepare the philo sophical _apparatus with remarkable nicety, to the great admiration of pro fessors and students. - During his resi dence With Mrs. Greens he ha d made for her an ingenious tambour-frame, on a new principle, as well as many curious toys for her children.—Hence her ad vice. "Apply to my friend, Mr. Whit ney ;14. can., make anything." • ShenoWintroduced Mr. Whitney to her friends, who described to him the difficulty tinder which they labored. He told them he had never seen a pod of cotton in his life. Without giving them any promises, he resolved to procure some, raw ,cotton forthwith, and see WhAt-he could do !with it. tiearching about the 'wharves of Savannah, he found, at length, some unclean cotton, and, taking home a bundle of it in his hands, he shut himself up in a room in the basement, and set to work to in vent the machine required. • All the winter he laboredin his sell kary cell. There were no proper tools to be had in Savannah. He, there fore, made his own tools. There Was. no wire. • He also made his own wire. The children; the servants, the visitors to. the house, wondered what he could l doing In the basement all alone; but ; he said nothing, and kept on tinkering, ltialuniering f and thinking, till; early in the spring of 1793, he - had completed his LADIES' GAITERS, BALMORAL, Work.- &- CALF; & MISSES SHOES. 4Having,set up the mysterious ma •F'Chine in a shed, he invited a number of Froneli and Oak _Stock constantly on h an d f o r planters to come and witness its op sale. Cask paid at all ernes for BIDES, PELTS, ation. its success was complete. The and . gentlemen saw, with unbounded de ' light, that one man, with th' WARRAITTED Mr EVER T RESPECT'. . Pianos end Melodeons to rent on reasonable terms. Agents for the _celebrated Florence Sew ing Machines. LAVG-t WHITE. Mansfield; Dec. 8,1888-6 m, - *, IVE , W , DREFO, STORE, , Dr. W. W. WEBS 8& BRO. Have opened a i Drug and Chemical Store, on Main Streit, Ist door below Hastings, where they intend to: keep a full assortment of Dii'VGB AND ',MEDICINES. A gOod 'article' of Medicinal:Liquors and Wines. Prescriptions carefully prepared. Medical advice given free of charge. Wellsb . oro. Nov. 8-Iy. NEW FIRM & NEN GOODS AT TIOGA . . . BORDEN BAG'S . Would respectfully announce to "all whom it may coneern,"'tlietf they keep constantly on hand a large and well selected assortment of DRUGS AND- PAINTS, OILS, GLASS AND WALL PATER, DYE STUFFS, FAMILY DYES, LAMPS, GLASS WARE, :PLATED such as CASTORS, TEA ',3c'TAI3LE, FORKS; CAKE DISHES, &c WRITING' rAIRER,_ Y‘tiV,ELOPES, SCHOOL . BOOKS, Pt.I.TENT, MEDICINES, !'ex, Coffee, Spice, Pepper; Gin 4,;er, Soilleratils, Sl:tech, TOILET WASHING SOAPS, • and au.endlesi variety of YANKEE NOTIONS. Tioia; Pa., Oct. 4, 1865-Iy*s KN.OAVILLE Boot, Shoe and Leather Store. _ . WHOLESALE & RETAIL TIIE - UNDERSIGNED having formed a co-partnership under the nettle and title of i. LOGIEIRY- '.& can be found , at -the. old stand, twirlier•of Main and Mill St!eet3, *hare they will keep constantly on hand a general assortment of BOOTS, SHOES, LEATHER AND ti FINDINGS, -•• . of tile beeflinalityorbieb - they will belt so cheap 'for Caah,,aa to make if an object - fir "dealers AO boy - , • - Our Stook conaista in part of MEN'S, & BOY',S, CALF, KIP, & STO(fA BOOTS, , of our "own toonutaiture. - Also, fight, _ La one ...-, ~ 1. .is young Yankee engine, could clean as much cotton in a day as a man. could clean by hand in a whole winter. The cot ton grown on a large plantation could Ire separated from the seed in a fewdays; , which before required the constant la ___ . . Farm for Sale . i hor of a hundred hands for several TN Elk township, Tioga Coitnty Pa., containing ; months. - Thus was the cotton-gin invented. I:124 acres, 40 acres improved. Said farm is I watered by.numerous springs. A email stream of I The principle was so simple, that the water oddment ros churning, sowing wood, .ke., I wonder, was that no one had thought runs through the farm near the buildings. It is lof it before. The eaten was put into a well situatedfora good dairy farm. A portion of 1 large trough, the bottom of which was it is good - grain land. Two log houses, frame Iformed of wires placed in parallel rows, barn and other out buildings thereon. A thrifty iso closely together that the seedS could young orchard of TO or 80 apple, pear or Pl u m I not pass through. Under - this trough trees. :A good school house on' the adjoining saws revolVed, the teeth of which thrust farm The above farm might be divided into 1 * . themselves between the wires, leaving two small farms of 62 acres each. Price $l2 per , acre. Term, easy A liberal deduction tritide ; the seed behind, which ran out in a for cash down. Inquire of , stream at one end of the trough. C. 11. RELLEY, Wellsbero, or The simplicity of the cotton-gin had WM. VpDl t lz.',Td, on the, premises .. tivsk effects;. one good, the other bad. Jan. /7, 1866,-tt .. - e The good effect was that, in the course IA . TERNS-CASH D.V. DELIVERY. . " 1 . 1 1% LOGfIRY, Knoxville, Pa. J. AtCII4IRDSON, Elmira, N.Y.- t. Enoxviile, Jon. 1, 1866—tf. t nun. lg . ) AVELT.SBORO, PA., FEB. 27, 1860. There comes a Ulna a hen we grow old, And, two a 51.11154 t down the sea, Slopes gradual, and the night wind cold Comes whiapeilrig, sad and chillingly; And lo.:ke ate gray . At wiutet's day. And eyes of•eaddeet blue behold The leaves all dreary drift away, And lips of faded coma say, There cornea a time when at, grow uld. There comes n time when joyous hearts, Which leap R/1 leap the laughing main, And dead to alt save memory, _ As, prisoner in his dung - eon chain ; And dawn of day Math passedaway, The moan hath into 'darkness rolled, And by the embers wan and gray, hear A - roice in whisper say, Thera comes a time when we grow old. There comes a time when manhood's prima Is shrouded in the mist of years, , And beauty fading like a dream, Rath:passed away la silent fears; AndAhen how dart; 1 But oh l the spark That Males youth tO hues of gold. Still burns with clear and steady ray, And fond affections lingering say, Thine comes a time when we grow old. There cornea a time tag n-laughing Epring And golden sultlinere to be; And we put on the Autumn robe To treed the last deasity. But now tivisTope, . With rosy hopp, Beyond the sunset we;bebold— Another dawn with fairer light. While watchers whtsperthrongb the night There comes a time whea - we grow old. Stied gottrg. THESE COMES A TIME Nistellineutts. ELI WZjTNET A I4TI r*-••• 11 41 of a very few years, it was introduced all over the cotton States, Increased the value of the cotton lands, doubled and trebled the production of cotton, and raised the Southern States from hope less depression to the, greatest prosper ity; The effect was as lasting as it was sudden. -- In 1793, the whole export of cotton from the 'United States was ten thousand bales. Men acquainted with the subject are of opinion, that this sin- Sle invention has been worth to the outh one thousand million dollars. How much did the inventor gain by it? Not one dollar! Associating him self with a man of capital, he went to Connecticut to set up a manufactory of cotton-gins. But the simplicity of the machine was spell that any good me chanic who saw it could make one ; and long before Whitney was ready to sup ply machines of his own waking there were a great number in operation all over the Cotton States. His patent proved to be no protection to him. If he brought suit for its infringements, no Southern jUry would give him a ver dict. He struggled on under adverse influences for fifteen years. In 1808, when his patent expired, he gave up the- contest, and withdrew from the business, a poorer man than he was' on the day that he went, with his hand full of cotton-pods, into Mrs. Green's basement. Thousands of men were rich, who but for his ingenuity and la bor would have remained poor to the end of their days. The levees of the Southern ports were heaped high with cotton, which, but for him, would nev er have been grown. Fleets of cotton ships sailed th seas, which butfor him, would never have been built. He, the creator of so much wealth, returned to his native State, at the age of forty-two, to begin the world anew. But Eli Whitney was a thorough bred Yankee—one of those unconque rable men who, balked in one direction, try another, and keep trying till they succeed. He turned his attention to the improved of firearms, particularly the old-fashioned musket. Having es tablished a manufactory of firearms at New Haven, he prospered in business, and was enabled at length to !gratifv his domestic tastes by marrying the daughter of Judge Edwards, withwhom he lived an happiness the rest of his life. Some of the improvements which he invented are preserved in the Spring field musket, with which our soldiers in the field were chiefly armed. It was he who began the improvements in firearms which Colt and many others have continued, and whicrhave given the United States the best musket, the :best pistols, the best rifles, and the best cannon in the world. It is a curious fact, that the same man should have supplied the South with the wealth that tempted itto rebel, and the United States with the weapons with which it enforeed.its just author ity. The time is at hand when Yankee ingenuity will again he employed in del eloping the rabt resources of the Southern :states:' Theresa re - Whitueys still among As. When at length the opportunity shall be afforded them, they will commence tinkering and cogita ting, inventing new machines and new methods, causing the WOl/1 fields to smile again with abundant harvests, and the dilapidated old towns to renew their youth; Old Virginia An Illinois sucker took a great dislike - to a-foolish young Virginian who was a fellow passenger with him on one of the a Missippi steamboats. I was on the boat (said Deacon Doolittle), and saw the whole affair. The Virginian was continually combing his hair, brush -bag his clothes or dusting his boots—to all which movements the sucker took exceptions, as being what he termed "a leetle too darned nice by half." He finally drew up his chair beside the Virginian and began ; "Whar might you be from, stranger?" "I am from Virginia, sir," politely answered the gent. - "From old Vargiuny, I s'pose?" says the sucker. "Yes, sir, old Virginia," was thereply. "You are sooty high up in the, pic tures thar, I suppose?" "I dont know what you mean by that remark, sir. • "Oh, nuthiu,"says the sucker, "but that you are desperate rich, and , have been brought up right nice." "If the information will gratify you in any wa.y," says the gent, patron izingly, smoothing down his hair, "I belong to one of the first families." "Oh, in course," answered the sucker. • "Well, stranger, beM' as you belong to the fust, I'll just give you two of the fattest shoats in all Illinois of you'll only find me a feller that belongs to one' of the second Virginny families." "You want to quarrel with me, sir," says the Virginian. "No, stranger, not an atom," answer ed the Sucker, "but I never seed one of the second family, and I'd gin suthin to git a sight at one of 'em. !know you are one of the fust, 'cause you look just like John Randolph." -This mollified the Virginian ; the hint of a resemblance to the statesman was flattering to his feelinge, and he accord ingly acknowledged relationship to the orator. "He, you know, descended from the Ingin gal, Pocahoutas.', "You are right, sir,"' answered the other. "Well, stranger," said- the sucker, "do you know that is anuther queer thing alms puzzles me, and it's this: I never seed a Virginyan that didn't claim to be either descended from an Ingin, John Randolph or a nigger." We need not add that the sucker rolled off his chair—suddenly They were separated until the sucker got . off at a landing near his home. As he stepped ashore, he caught sight of the Virginian on the upper deck, and hailed him at once with— "I eay, old Virginity, remember—two fat shoats for the lust feller you find belonging to the second Virginny fam ily !" HAPPINESS consists in thinking you are happy ; and misery in thinking you are miserable. DOMESTIC MAGAZINES—Wires who are always blowing up .)heir husbands. A little too much whiskey has kept many a man from pursuing a straight forward path. Why does a lazy man resemble an industrious ono• ? Because, he hardly earns his bread. The Doctor and the gear Among the mixed inhabitants of the Hole mining town of Eureka, Califor uiu, there was none who held a higher 1.0-ition, in his own estimation, than the subject of this little sketch, Doctor The doctor was a tall, pompous speci men of thegenus "blower," of Falstaff ian proportions, and hailing from Pike County, _Missouri. To use his own choice lauguage,-he was "not much at doctoi ing, but was some- puinkins ou grizzly b'ars." He might not under stand the'use of the scalpel, but was an adept at mixing a cobbler, or playing poker, He was also a famous hunter, and Many and bloody were the encoun-. tern he had passed through with the bears and other monarchs of the Sierras. Nothing delighted him so much as to gather a crowd of miners around him, when he would expatiate; at' great length upon his exploits as' a hunter, compared with which Grizzly Adams, Nimrod, or Dr. Livingstone were but tyros in experience. On the breaking out of the late rebel lion, the doctor irnmediatly took side with the rebels, and hesitated not to express his opinion at all times and places. The miners bore with him awhile, until forbearance had ceased to be vir tue, and then decided to punish him in a manner he would not soon forget, at the first opportunity. The occasion was soon presented, for one cloudy afternoon, soon after the doctor shouldered his rifle, remarking, as he did so, that he was "going in search of a grizzly." He had scarcely passed out of sighs before a party pro ceeded to a neighiporing butcher shop, and borrowed an old ox hide, huge di mensions, commenced the manufacture of a mammoth grizzly bear. Placing it overr the backs of two of the most mischievous-of the party, who stooped, for, that purpose, and sewing and stuffing with hay the open spaces, they soon had the satisfaction of behold ing, a most ferocious-looking "b'ar," as the result of their labors. lit was truly a life-like deception, the two men mak ing the motive power complete. Just at sunset "ye grizzly" was driv en about a half a mile from town, and stationed in a deep ravine, by a clump of bushes near the trail by which the doctor wpuld return. Then hiding themselves near by, the boys waited with breathless interest for the result.— They had not long to wait, for their victim soon made his appearance, hur rying along with lengthened strides, and casting furtive glances to the right and left. As he arrived opposite the clump of bushes, the "bear" gave a horrible growl, andthen, with an angry "whoop," plunged into the trail, dir ectly in front of the affrighted doctor. For an instant he stood transfixed with horror, every hair bristling with fear, and then dropping his rifle, he turned and fled as though pursued by all the fiends of Tartarus, yelling, as he went—i 'Clod of my fathers, protect me !" -Seeing a live oak - near at hand, he made for it, and giving one frightened leap, landed safe among its branches, and a moment later bruin was at its foot, snarling and growling in the most approved manner. The doctor was safe, but what a situa tion Night was fast setting around in silence-and gloom, while a black cloud, hurrying up from the south-east, gave warning of au approaching storm.— Evidently something must be done im mediately, or a night's lodging in the tree would be inevitable. The "bear" sat contentedly at the foot of the tree, occasionally giving a fearful growl, and trying his teeth upon the bark, to keep his victim in a COM fotable state of trepidation. A few moments later a hoarse peal of thunder boomed over the mountains, followed by a fierce glare of lurid light, while wind and rain swept through those old forest trees as though each were striv ing for the mastery. It soon died away, however, when the besieged doctor gave vent to amourn ful,- long-drawn "halloo," that fairly convulsed his concealed listeners with laughter. No reply. Again and again that despairing cry rang through the forest, answered only by the blood thirsty growl of bruin. At last, hoar* by his exertions, the doctor was inex pressibly relieved by hearing a faint ."halloo in return. Nearer and nearer it came, and finally he could distinguish the forms of his neighbors, as the moon had just risen above the eastern sum mit. His courage returned at once, and he shouted— "Hurry up, and kill this `b'ar,' for I've had an awful fight with four of 'em, and they've•chawed me all up," "Holloa, doctor," said the foremost, "is that you ?" "Yes, what's lift of me. Hurry up ; I'm most gin out; back all scratched and thawed up." "Now, look here, 'doctor," said the spokesman of the party, "you are known to be one of the worst secession ists in these parts, and unless you'll promise to reform, vote the Union tick etnt the next election, and support the Constitution, we'll leave you to roost in that tree to-night." "I'll see you hanged first, and then I won't!" yelled the enraged doctor. "Very well. Boys, come on;" and turning, they left the spot, followed by a fearful growl from the "b'ar," who commenced slowly to climb the tree. This was decisive, "Stop! Stop! Come back, boys, and I'll promise !" he fairly groaned after them. In a moment they returned, and pour ed in a volley from their revolvers that stretched his bearship upon the ground. Cautiously the doctor descended, -ex claiming— " Ain't he a monster ! Tell you what, we had an awful fight—rolled and scratched up more'n an acre of bushes. But, let's take his hide, to remember him by." Ono of the party now advanced, and with a few vigorous strokes with his bowie, completely disembowelled the defunct grizzly, when out sprang the motive-power, the "inner man," in the shape of two well-known acquaint ances. Such another shout as then went, up, was never heard before among those mountains. The doctor looked astound ed, then 'confused ; but soon rallying, he whined— "For the love of Heaven, boys, don't tell of this, and I'll keep my promise, as I'm a sinner !" He ha done so most religiously A coquette treat‘; a lover like a in ;Jou et—=Carries about a certain time or amusement orshow,audthenqu:letly picks him to pieew. JOBBING DEPARTZEIVT, Tbo Proprietors have stocked the establishment with a 'tarp assortment of modern etylea and are prepared to execute neatly, and promptly, PO9TER9, ItANDBILLS, CIRCULARS, CASIDS, BILL HEAD', LETTER 'HEADS, 3TITEXIIINT3, TOWNSHIP URDERS, ac., do. - Deeds, 3fortg.iges. Leases, and a full assortment of Constables' and Justices' Blanks, constantly un band. I People living at a distance can depend on basins tbair rtork done proniptly, and sent back In return mall. .ffirOrstci—ltoy's black, Second Floor. N 0.9. 15 - ,the Rev. ,S. W. 8., to C. G., onldaughter, etc. "No dards." Why didn' tit say no baby? I have one of those interesting animals at my home. It came when it mined, dark as pitch, and my umbrella at the store, no ears run ning: The doctor lived five miles due _West, and the nurse six miles due East, and when 1 gut home to the bosom of my family the condensed milkman was at the next door. It is a funny little chip, that baby, Solferino color, and the length of a Bologna Sausage. Cross? I guelia. not! Cm, um; it commenced chasing me down the pathway of life just when muslin, linen - and White flan nel were the highest they had been since Adam built a house for Mrs. Eve's chickens—Doctors charged two dollars a squint, four dollars a grunt, and, on ac count of the scarcity of rain in the country, take what is left in a man's pocket, no discount for cash, and send bill for balance, January Ist. A poor little thing is that baby ; a speck of a nose like a wart ; head as bald as a squash, and no place to hitch a water fall : a.mouth just suited to come the gum game and chew milk, Oh, crackee, you should hear horsing. I havebumped it, stuffed my fur cap down its throat, giving it the smoothing iron to play with, but that little red lump that looks ad if it couldn't hold blood enough to keep a mosquito from fainting, persists in yelling Like thunder. It shows a great desire to swallow its fists ; and the other day they dropped down its throat, and all that prevented their going clear through, was the crook of its elbows. It stopped its music and I was happy one and a half minutes. It's a pleasant thing to have a baby in the house—one of your bellyache kind. Think of the pleasures of a father, in dishabille, trembling in the midnight hour with his warm feet upon a square yard of cold oil cloth, dropping pare goric in a tin spoon by moonlight; somebody thumping on the door, wife of your bosom shouting huiry, , and the baby yelling till the fresco drops from the ceiling. It's a nice time to think of dress coats, pants ties and white kids. Shades of departed cocktails, what com fort, what a picture for an artist inplas ter of Paris. Its mother says the dar ling is troubled with wind on the stom ach—it beats all the wind instruments you ever heard. I have to get up in the cold while the milk warms—it uses the bottle. I have a cradle with a rep resentation of a miraculous soothing syrup on the dashboard. I tried to stop in breath the other night—it was no go ; I rocked it so hard I missed the stays, and sent it slap clear across the room, upsetting ajar of preserves. It didn,t make any noise, then, oh, no l It's mother says only wait until it gets bleached, (it's been vaccinated, and old enough to crawl around anu feed on pins. Yes, I'm going to wait. Won't it be delightful? John, run for the doctor, sic has fell into the slop pail, and is choking with a potato skin: sic has fell down stairs : sis has swallowed the tack hammer : allows signs of the mumps, measles, croup, small-pox, colic, whooping !cough, dysentery, cholera infantuni, or some other darn thing to I let the doctor take all the money laid by for my winter's corn beef, and all this comes of shampooing and curling my hair, wearing nice cloths, looking handsome. going a courting, and making my wile fall in love and marry me. The " Local" of the 'Pittsburg Post describes the process of making glass ware in one of the establishments of that city, as follows: The pots in which the " batch" of mixture is melted, are thirty-nine inches high by forty-three inches in diameter. They are made of the finest Missouri and Allegheny clay, and the greatest possible care must be exercised in their manufacture. A housewife may get an accidental atom of dirt into the bread she makes and be forgiven, but there is no pardon for the man who mixes ever so little dirt with the pot clay, and his sin will surely find him out, for a piece of dirt less than a pea will ruin the pot. About one hundred of these pots are kept on hand ready for use. They are not fit to be used until they have the seal of age upon them. The materials used are principally sand, lead, pearlash, and nitre. The sand is of the purest Missouri, and be fore it is used it is washed thoroughly, and when it is put into the " batch'' it, is pure enough for the neatest house wife of old to have sprinkled the " best room" floor withal. A furnace provided with a large iron pan by way of a bottom, is used for pul verizing the lead. On the floor near by is piled a quantity of pig-lead, and into this iron bottomed over these pigs are placed for roasting. A little long-han dled hoe is kept stiring the melted lead. A, scum of hardened metal appears on the surface and is shoved back into a second division, called, a burning oven.' Here the lead is thoroughly burned, and when it is taken out it is sifted, after which it is a fine, red powder. A large tank holds a saturated solu tion of pearlash. It is left in this tank until all impurities settle to the bottom, when the clear portion of the liquid is decanted into another tank through which a coil of steam-pipe passes. Here it is boiled by steam until the liquid evaporates, and pure ash remains as white and stniniess as snow. The nitre employed in the manufacture is treated in the same manner. 'These ingredients are now ready to be mixed into glass " dough." The batch is made up of the following proportions: 2,000 pounds of sand, 650 pounds of lead, 500 pounds of pearlash, and l'oo pounds of nitre. The " batch," when it is ready, is of a pretty, cinnamon color, and does not look in the least as if in twenty-four hours hence it would be shining beau tiful goblets and fruit dishes. When the ingredients are ready for transform ation the m.ess is shoveled into a little dray and hauled to the pots. 'I he next that we see of this pretty, cinnamon-colored mixture, is when it is taken, in little melted bits, on the end of rods, out of the glowing mouth of the furnace. It is glass now, and no trick of art or incantation of science can make sand and lead and peariash and saltpeter of it again. Standing all about the different furnaces are many press es, all provided with distinct and dif ferent moulds. Each press is tended by a workman, assisted by two or three boys. A boy runs from the furnace to the prEss with a little wad of melted glass twisting rapidly on-• the end of a rod. He holds the rod 6ver the onen mouth of theul r t a, l and lets the glass run in till the tottlips it with a Bair of shears. 7 the working of a JOB AND CARD TYPE AND FAST PRESSES, The First Baby. GLASS MANUFACTURE