. . • • ii •. • .• •.. I I • - : " : N - A - .1 • BY WILLIAM D. BAILEY; V0L.44".-XO. 31. Terms of Publication. The WELIBRORO' ADVERTISER is published every Thursday morning, and furnished to subscribers at $1.50 per annum if paid in advance ; or $2 if payment be delayed over the year. .No subscrip. tion taken for a shorter period than six months, and when for that term only, payment must be made strictly in advance or $l, will be charged. The foregoing terms will be strictly ,adhered to. No paper will be discontinued until paid for, un less at the option of tho editor. , ADVERTISE3IENTS w il l be inserted. at fi f ty cents per square, of fourteen lines, for.first insertion, and twenty-five cents per square for every' subsequent one. Yearly advertisements inserted at a reasona ble discount on the foregoing rates. llTTransient advertising payable in advance. Er All letters must be post-paid. ' , Little at First f but 'Night yat Last. nY CE ARLES 7tIACKAY. A traveler through a dusty,road Strewed acorns on the lea, And one took root, and spriiuted up, And grew into a tree.: l . tove.sought its shade arevening time, To breathe its early vows, And Age was pleased, in heats of noon, To bask beneath its boughs, The dormeuse loved its dangling, twigs, ' The birds sweet music bore, It stood a glory in its place,. A blessing, evermore ! A little spring had lost its way Amid the grass and fern; A passing stranger scoop'd a well, Where weary men might turn,, HeNvall'd it in, and hung with care A ladle at the brink— • , He thought not of the deed he did, But judg'd that toil might drink. He pass'd again—and lo! the well, By summers never dried, Had cooled ten thgpsand parching tongues, And saved a life eside ! A dreamer dropp'd a random thought; 'Twas-old, and yet was new— A simple fancy of the brain, But strong in being true ;. : It shone upon a genial mind, And lo ! its light became , ' A lamp of life, a beacon ray, A monitory flame. The thought was small—its issue great, A watch-fire on the It sheds its radiance far adown; And cheers the valley still! ; A nameless man, amid a crowd That throng'd the daily mart, Let fall a word of hope and Love, Unstudied from the heart A whisper on the tumult; throwit A transitory breath— It raised a brother from the dust, I saved a soul from death. 0 germ ! 0 fount! 0 word of love! 0 thought at random cast Ye were but little at the firs; nt the bpi!, Stettb. The Heroine of INheeling. Though we may sing of, and tell abciut, the hardy men who fought so _bra - I - rely and suffered so greatly to eilablish the principles of that government under' which we, now exist, w,c must not forget those heroic wo men who, as mothers and wives, set forth with eager hearts and cheering words, their sons and husbands, to the bitter field of strife, or as sisters, aiding to clothe and equip their brothers. Their aching hearts were silent, their burning tears were brush ed away, as with smiles they 'embraced them at parting, and with ,high - words, of - ; trustful faith, , like the women of Sparta, bade them to turn 'not the baclt upon the conquering foe. The words of-all ages bear no slight tes timony to the devoted courage of woman; and were our own history more perfectly known, instances of female courage would be found to parallel the most tvondertul of ancient chronicles. We have ,now to 're cord an act performed by h young woman during our revolutionary struggle which, for nerve and desperateness, is scarcely•to be matched. - _ In the year 1778, Wheeling, Virginia, was besieged by a large. force of British and Indians. At thii time, the, Fort, With an insufficient force, was under the com mand of Col. Silas Zane, a brave alid meri torious officer. Distant from this; about eighty yards, and outside the r: wall,ri o is situated a block house, in which was I. Ebenezer Zane, a brother of Silas, and; the senior officer, with a few men. There were several women in the Fort, and riming them at the tithe, was Elizabeth Zane; a sister of. the Colonel. She, was a young woman of extraordinary beauty, having a tall and finely formed figure, with a head like Juno ; a black eye, mild and firmin its expression ; a voice soft and melodiouS as rte lute ; 'and with an expression of countenane' e as bland as Italian skies, though beneath if might ,slumber , passions as warm as the fires of ":Vesuvius. It may be supposed:that many a soldier's eye followed her wistfully, a's in days of quiet she roamed ‘ about the Fort, or strolled fora walk in company with orie of her brothers. Many a proposal had been made in vain. Officers of high rank had sued, for her, and many ,a gallant empire was undertaken in her name, but all te no effect, so far as winning her afibetions went. She was not one - of those light-witted, wo men, to be caught by fine show and ;fine professions. As far -as the heart, went, she placed no difference:between high l nodding plumes and the last man in th&ranks-.the last man, not the least. She :Was above that age. when young women •are • ragstaPt to be caught by fine cornplimenss,,ordash• mg appearances; but, plain and; ,direct ; in her manner, it' was her study tp ,giver-m) encouragenient-to her numerous suitor. Yet from this description ihe reader Must • not infer that she was eat susceptible 10 the softer passion of lave. Far from it, for her WIELLSBOROIUME, TIOGAL COIJNTY, PA., THIIRSDAY HORNUNG, HARCR 6, 185.1. troth was at that time plighted ; nor could the 'mot ambitious thought in the world have tempted her to swerve from the sanc , My- of yaws made to the - lover of her choice—Made, as all lovers' oaths are, in the quiet! evening hour, and xvitnessed by the moon; that lovers' planet, and " all the 'starry host of heaven." Among the soldiers in the fort at this time none was a greater favorite with offi cers and men than Ashley Harper. Bold, adventurous, and generous almost to a fault, no hazardous expedition was projected in which he was n t always ready to volun teer; and many desperate adventure and many a forlorn h pe had seen him face the savage -foe withdds against _ him ; and while powder flashed, and bayonets gleam ed, he was sure to be found in the hottest of the fi'ay. On two occasions had he saved the' life of his superior officer, when the tomahawk glittered with the fearful ex pectation ,of its. victim's blood. lie. had enlisted in the service a year previous as a private ; and although promotion to the rank of a non-commissioned officer had been offered him on account of his good qualities as a soldier, and his intelligence as a man, he had refused its acceptance, declaring that, as his only desire was to serve his country, he-was willing to serve through the war: as a private, leaving all conditions above'that to soldiers more com petent or more ambitious. He was the son of a respectable farmer, whose industry had 'enabled him to raise up, and respectably educate a large family —a man of severe discipline, whose watch ful eye detected youthful faults in time to prevent their ,maturing to crimes. He had been intimate with the family of the Zanes, and when Asbley expressed a desire to en list, the old man easily prevailed upon Col. Silas to enroll him among his own men. Now we will not pretend to say that there had been any particular understanding be tween Ass Elizabeth and the young gentle man above spoken of, previous to his be coming a soldier, though such a thine= ° might possibly have been in a mute way. Verbal declarations certainly had not been made ; for an owl told how ; one moonlight evening, while ho was sitting in the shady branches of a chestnut,.that stood but a few yards from the Fort, " Considering, as well he might, Ways and means tbr a supper that night, e looked about with a solemn scowl, and a lover and hi . ; mistress—he knew it was a lover and his mistress, they spoke to one another so tenderly. They came out from the Lott stealthily, and stole softly over the greensward, to the foot of the chestnut, and sitting down upon one of the knarled roots, said kind things, uttered sacred vows, and breathed fervent sighs one to the other. They sat there an hour—a good hour by the march,of Saturn —talking and sighing all the while; when, calling upon all the stars to witness their oaths, and sealing their vows with a kiss, they retired: It was but a short time after this occur rence that the seige of Wheeling was com menced by . the British and Indians; and although the place was defended with zeal and an unlimited amount of courage, the hopes of the besieged grew somewhat dim as they looked 'forth upon the masses that surrounded them. A scarcity of provision was not what alarmed them, for of those at present they had a sufficient supply ; but alarm became almost consternation when it was announced, on - the second ilay of the seige, that their powder was short. Seve ral desperate assaults had been made by the enemy to break into the fort, but Col. Zane and his men repulsed and drove them back as vigorously as they assaulted. The Indians on two or three occasions attempted the destruction of the Fort, and block-house by fire, but in each instance they were shot down ere the faggot and the burning, brand could be applied. But ultimately those in the Fort began to fail in their hopes of a successful defence, when the word was pas sed around that they were in possession of a few charges of powder only. There was an abundant supply in the block-house, which they had been prevented from remo ving by the suddenness of the assault; but how was it to be gotten now 1 Surrounded by the most inveterate ,foes, what possible method could be adopted to procure them a supply, of ammunition Their' condition must be known to the enemy the Moment their fire slackened, and they could easily .be destroyed without the least show of de. fence, ,TheAecood day of the seige had we nigh worn away—it was in the middle of the afternolm. The last shot had been fired—the last grain of powder was exhaust• ed. Now, •what was to be done ? Make terms of capitulation, or, despairing, submit to their fate : They theblocli.house 011 held out bravely, and a little longer concert of action might save ,them, for the enemy already began to show symptoms of waver• ing. At this crisis, Col, Zane called bis men; .around him, Dad after describing to them the situation in which they were placed, he. desired to know if there -was - any ane,among them desperate enough to attempt, a 'passage through_ thti enemy‘ to _the 104-house. He added that it-was indeed a-forlorn ,hope, , but at the worst could not be:Anor,e disastrous than to remain in their present condition.. No answerfollowed the appeal. The men gazed at their comman der and into , the. , eYeS :of each other with the most complete despair, and with faces [SELF-DEPENDENCE AND SELF-DIPROVEMENT-THE FIRST RiGIIT, .4ND THE FIRST DUTY OF. EVERY NATION.] blank without one ray of hope. Elizabeth stood beside her brother, silent ; but that silence was more eloquent than the words of the Colonel. Perhaps, though, a slight pang might have fluttered her pulg`e to hear no one speak. Was there not one brave enough to peril his life - for the whole ? Am munition was . all that was wanted. One keg of powder, and they were free ! At that moment a young man stepped modest ly forward and said': " Colonel, r will attempt the passage. If I fall remember -me-; if I succeed—" His eye caught the expression of Eliza beth's feature,s as They glowed upon him With unutterable fondness and pride, and fell to the ground. Col. Zane stepped for ward, and taking the young soldier's hand, said— • " You are the man I expected would vol unteer for this service. Go, and, God pro, tect you! If they see you from the block house, they will try to cover you with their fire. Self-possession is your only hope: Now away, while the enemy are partially withdrawn." But here 'Elizabeth stepped forward; and, addressing her brother, said— " Silas, let me undertake this enterprise !" " You !" replied her brother, viewing her with astonishment. " Impossible ! Do you know the danger of the attempt'!" " Perfectly," she answered. " You have no men to spare. Every one is needed in the defence of ,the Fort ; and this is the only service I can render." " But a man would be more fleet, Eliza beth and more certain of success," said her brother. " Still you have no man to spare; and a woman would not run the same danger in passing through the enemy. Besides if I full, I shall not bo so much missed, nor your forces weakened." The Colonel was ;affected to tears, and embracing his sister, exclaimed— " Then go ! God's midi be done, and may he protect you!" A dozen men now sprang forward, prompted by - the devotion of this heroic woman ; and Ashley Harper, more urgent than the rest, insisted that it was his right, as he was the first io propose. But Eliza beth would hear no objections, and at once began to make preparations for the enter prise. Partially divesting herself of her clothing, so that her speed might be the less_imo,eded_ she u: r ac_liat r aL4 ings of all within ; while froth one of the embrasures the anxious eyes of Ashley Harper followed hes as she fled like a young roe through {he lines of the enemy. Now she falls! Twenty muskets are raised by the savages to stop the progress ; but a cry of " Squaw, squaw," saved her. She approaches the block-house in safety, and is admitted ! A period of awful suspense awaited them it the fort. The men were anxious for m idi, the Colonel was regretting that he 'emitted his sister to go, and AShly Harper vas breathing prayers for her safety. In the block-house, the excitement was equally as great, and astonishment was ex pressed by every one at the intrepidity of the maiden. Her brotherthere persuaded her to stay with him, offering to send one of his own men to the Fort with the pow der. But she overruled his arguments with the same logib she had used witii her brother Silas, and was at teat permitted to return. A keg of powder was poured into a table cloth, and she again sallied forth to run the desperate gauntlet. In the fort every heart was beating with the utmost anxiety; and as the dusky foe was seen gathering around scarce a vestige of hope was left for the safety of the heroic maiden. Still watched her lover from the embrasure, and still prayed her brother silently. .Forward she sped on her return with her precious burden,' as though her _feet were winged, while the enemy at length suspicious of her errand, pouring lead after her. Yet onward she came unharmed— apparently unalarmed—preserved by an Omnipotent power and at length reached the gate of the Fort tvhich was thrown open with eagerness to admit her. . As it closed with safety upon the little band within, it was assaulted with a hundred bul lets, while the savages around mode the air peal with their demoniac yells of disap pointment and _rage. The brother wel comed her with tears. All pressed around her to thank her for her braveryall but Ashley Harper ; his heart was too full for expression. The result of adventure was the sum. s- lut defence of ilte' Fort against the be " le-. hers. But ere the war of the revolution was ended, Ashley Harper slept with the dead heroes of .our country, having fallen at the battle of Saunders' Creek, in North Carolina, August 16,4780. Tun AuTnon.of they following was last seen with a piece of gingerbread in one hand, and a , stick of molasses candy in the other, looking fora elergymaim-- . When afeller fats in• lusr He dus ware a white kid gluv, and puts on lots of splendid close, and wears tite boots'ulsm . and smell josilike a sprawling rose all newly sprung in Joon." WIFr.!" said, a *her ,a few ilay since, "do you over think, I,shall, be worth fitly thousuud'ilollars:i" Aim I norththat, to , you r, said the .confiding spouse. Y. 704 !" • hesitatingly.. replied .the other hall, " but I cant put you out at interest." The Lord's Prayer. BY JAS. A. BENNETT, L.L.D. Our Father dear, who art in heav'n, To whom all glory should be given, - Hallowed be thy Name ! 0! let thy glorious Kingdom comc; And may thy gracious will be done, In earth and heav'n the same. Give us this day our daily bread, That we may in thy statutes tread, And be our debts forgiv'n; As we forgive our follow men The debts that we, might claim of them ; And guide us safe to heav'n. Let not temptation set a snare That we can't overcome by pray'r, From evil make us free— The Kingdom, Power, and Glory, then, Are thine—for which we say, Amen, And give our souls to Thee: Select Mificetiang. Bridal Quarrels. A trifling disagreement about a trifling matter may destroy a life of enjoyment. And it usually happens that when the married pair do quarrel, the occasion is so despicable, they are ashamed to think of it. Yet that silly circumstance, like a drop of ink discoloring a whole vessel of water, often spreads its influence over the whole life. Just as " A pebble in the streamlet scant, Has turned the course of many a ricer ; A dew-drop on the baby plant, Has warped tho giant oak forever." I find an exceedingly painful illustration of these ideas in an English publication, for the truth of which its author pledges his word. A young couple had passed the first weeks of their marriage at the house of a friend. Having at length occupied their new home, they were taking their first breakfast, when the following scene occurred : The young husband was innocently open ing a boiled egg in an eg.g-cup. The bride observed that he was breaking the "shell at what she thought was the wrong end. " How strange it looks," she said, " to see you break your egg at the small end, my dear ! No one else does so, and it looks so odd." " Oh, I think it's quite as good, in fact better than breaking it at the large end, my loYe; for when you break •the large end, the egg runs over the top," replied the hug -I,nuna 'CI y arc - LA Vszas else does so," rejoined the wife. " Well, now, 1 really do think it is not a nice way that you have got of eating an egg. That dipping strips of bread and butter into an egg, certainly is not tidy. But I do not object to your doinn b as you please, if you will let me break rfiy egg at the small end," retorted the husband. " I am quite sure my way is not so bad as eating fruit-pie with a knife, as you do, instead of using the fork ; and you always east the syrup as if you were not accus tomed to have such things. You really do not see how very bad it looks * , or I am sure you would not do so," added the wife. " The syrup is made to be eaten with the pie, and why should I send it away in the plate 1" asked the husband. "No well bred persons clear up their plates as if they were starved," said the bride with a contemptuous toss of her little head. . LS 7 II, then, I am not a well-bred per son," replied the husband, angrily. " But you must be, if we are to be com fortable together," was the sharp answer of the fastidious lady. ' Well, I must break my egg at the small end, so it does not signify ; and I mnst also eat the syrup." "Then I will not have,either fruit pies or eggs at the table." " But I will have them," petulantly ex claimed the husband. "Then I wish I had not been married to you," cried the young wife, bursting into tears. " And so do I," added the now incensed husband, as he arose and walked out of the room. This domestic quarrel was followed by others equally trifling in their origin, and disgraceful in their character, until the silly couple made themselves so disagreeable to each other, that their home became unen. durable, and they separated I Now, I doubt not, the reader is ready to pronounce this quarrel about opening an egg, a foolish affair. It was so ; and yet I seriously question if the -first quarrel be. tween a newly married pair ever has a much more elevated beginning. Little things do great mischief, and are to be watched with suspicious care. Beidal Greet. THE Pairrran.—Many Men, who Dave acquired great fame and - celebrity in the world, .began their . careeras printers. Sir Wm. Blackstone, the !wiled commentator on laws, was printer by. trade. King George 111. learned the, art, and frequently set type oiler he ..ascended the. throne of England. Wescarcely need mention-Frank• lin, for,it is well , known to all who are fa miliar, with his name, that he, was a printer; Alexander Campbell, the greatest:.theolo! gian that, ever lived, is a printer,: .GentleT men of the: craft," these aro gratifying facts; but let us not be,content.that they alone be held up to the 'credit 'Of the pro• fession—let,as honor.. ourselves, and do alt we canto keep up, and'eleiate still:higher, the character of our beautiful art. Temperance. Mothers, in summing •up the thousand responsibilities which ,attach to your high calling, think for a moment and ask your. selves if you sufficiently press upon the minds of your children the importance of this particular virtue, temperance. Perhaps I should do better to use the words " total abstinence,"' for a child cannot too early imbibe a deadly hatred towards all kinds of alcoholic stimulants, and a dislike even to behold them. Too much care cannot be exercised in this important particular; many mothers totally abstain from the beverage, never allowing it in their presence as one of the household things, yet the subject is rarely mentioned in 'the presence of the -little ones, and they grow up in ignorance of the miseries caused by this monster fiend, and therefore, unsuspecting and inex perienced,4fall an easy prey to those wretches whose delight is in the ruin of the good. Talk to your children about the horrors of intemperance ; let not a day pass, if possible, without some familiar illustration, some wholesome advice, or gentle warning. Carry them where the drunkard bides, for unless familiar with sin by knowledge of its existence, we may be by sore and bitter experience. Never allow them to despise the children of the sot, or laugh at the wild antics of the poor inebriate. Go without sweetmeats, rather than by using brandy in small quantities for flavoring, give them license to quote your example in after years. Better to appear singular and unfashiona ble in not offering your friends wine, than weep, broken-hearted, over the bloated form which you onaccalled your fair and beau tiful boy, and from which the now ruined soul has shriekingly fled, forever. These may seem little things to be careful abmit, but if it had not been for the little leaks, caused-in many instances by apparently in significant worms, the many noble ships with all their goodly crews that Were long ago destroyed, Would to-day have _kept their course upon the ocean paths, and thou Sands of noble hearts, now silent in the tomb of water, have yet responded to the sweet volt ces and welcomes of those they loved. Neglect not this thing as you value the undying souls of thoseprecious ones. We (bal. God will hold many a thoughtless mother accountable for the terrible crimes Govern Tour Temper. A difficult thing it is for hot-headed peo ple to govern their tempers at all times, and under severe provocStions. But no man can be truly great 'who doesn't keep his combativeness fenced in. An excellent re cipe for coolness and equanimity, is to pre- serve an uniformly subdued voice and an easy deportment—to exclude, entirely, fret. ful thoughts, frowning brows and ferocious gratings of the teeth, though the fountains of wrath within be ever so much "riled." A navy regulation forbids any seaman from entering a ship's power magazine with a knife, key, or similar article in his pocket, or about his person, or with nails in his shoes, or metal buttons on his clothes.— Bolt the door of your heart with half this care against wolfishness, in its varied dis guises of sheep's clothing, and you need cherish no fears of getting into a " blow up." " He that ruleth his spirit is better than he that Xtketh a city," says the wise than. And there is certainly a " heap" of comfort in keeping down one's indignation, even at those times when indignation may be per fectly righteous:- Why stop to cane every dog that snaps at your heels ? The strength wasted on his miserable carcass would serve you to do a considerablejob of work ; and, besides, it is an indisputable filet, that, just so long as you resort to caning, instead of _contempt, to rid yourself of dogs, just so long will dogs come around to be caned. In plainer phrase, if you show quickness to anger, there will never be wanting mis chievous loafers, ready to use the long poles of insult and injury to " stir pp the ani mals." A Young Japhet. "My son, can you take a trunk for me up to the hotel?" said a passenger stepping from a boat on to -the levee, to a raged lookingyoungster, who sat balancing liar self, on the tail of a dray. " Your son ?",cried the boy, eyeing him from head to - foot. " Well, I'll be dod drabbid if I ain't in luck. Here I've been trying to find'out my daddy for three years; and nil of a sudden up comes the. old boss himself, and knows me right off. How•are you 1-" stretching a muddy-looking paw. l'he•traveler was non-plussed. • Between a smile and n.froWn, he inquired, What is your name, sir'!'' "My name ? So you don't know ?= Well; IN netting for people in these parts to have so many children that they don't know • theif 'names. My name's 'Bill but - sonie -, folks call me Willianf for short.— Whap the Other part is, I reckon you knoW, if you don'l, you nuns' ax the - ole Onitin." And'shoulderirig the trunk, be marched off•rewards tho'hotelcmumbling to birnself; Welfthis is a go: :Tiler old tgemman come, home bt last. -Gtxitl'clOthes, big trunk; meat have the ''tin. Well, I ant,in ltidlt:'--N O Delta,-' - •'', ' Pr is Sopirtred.,tliat , the Lord inade we. smaller than men to epable the latter to lift them over the gutters when it rained. '42 ri l l 0 .i. .r ..... "T • 1441 WHOLE NO. A 3 41;1 • i-, ...._. 1 . 1:41 i la 11 U,y; According to Boerhaave., the healthiest ii, l ;l children are born in January, Pebruar - 4r tend ii li March. Serpents annually shed their skins, which 111.11 remarkable as it may at first appear, eitend tat: ? t- , . .1 over their eyes. _ • ii, The natural smallpox usually'earrtis off 11 , ! eight in every hundred attacked : , wit h .it ; f , i but of three hundred inoculated only! one 1 , ,1' i dies. • i • .. I ! ll i Of one thousand infants fed by, the, ,',.! mother's milk, not above thee hundred die, i: 11 but of the same number reared by wet ci, t nurses, fi ve hundred die. • -,-?' ' • 9 . '11 China, properly so called, contains nbOut three hundred and fifty millions of ends, ~4 and extends over 20 degrees of latitude; and ' 20 of longitude or •400 square degrees; - I - f, The flea, locust and grass hopper jump two hundred times their own length; equal to a quarter of a mile for a man. There are in man five hundred: and twenty-seven muscles, two hundred and fifty-seven of which are in pairs, Of These no less than one hundred are constantly used in the simple act of breathing. t,i ' The average depth of the . Atleintie• ocean is set down at 14,400 feet, amd . that, of the Pacific at 18,000. On the weStern side of St. Helena soundings . have been made, it is said, to- the depth of 27,600 feet—five miles and a quarter—without touching bottom. ' The first code of written laws possessed by the Athenians was prepared by DrricO;tt man of stern and rigid character. .These laws punished all crimes with death ; and, on account of their sanguinary charticter, are said to have been written in bletid.l EDITOR AND PROPRIETOR. racts for the Cartons. There are 37,000 seeds in the cat)sule ;4 of a tobacco plant ; and Ray, the celebrated' 41 botanist, counted in the - head of a lioppy 1: 32,000 seeds. It has been calculated by f many naturalists that the elm tree produces yearly 630,000 seeds. ;. • If the feathered gills of a small perch ' could be unfolded and spread out, they Would nearly cover a'square yard. This'; will i not appear so extraordinary when :t is recollected that the perve in a dog's n'osa is 4 41 ii spread in so thin a web, that it is computed to be equal to four square feet.' In the human skeleton there are two hundred and fifty-two separate bbnes. Hard-working people sometimes haVe, an Tliey useful — in increa - sing t(tie PitiiArdf of the muscles wherever they erow ., The aorta, or principal artery of : the Whale, measures about a .foot in diameter,- and the quantity of blood thrown into` it at each pulsation, has been estimated affrom - ten to fifteen gallons ; the rush of this fluid is quite audible to the harpooners ;When about to strike the animal. 1! A watch consists of 992 pieces .tind in making it 23 trades and about , 2 . 00 persons are employed. A remarkable instance of the effect of labor in augmenting the italue of raw material is afforded' by the balance, spring of this instrument. One farthings worth of iron will make 7650 balance springs, the market value of which is about 4924 ; nearly $4400. Bow to be Miserable. Sit at the Window and look over thee, way at your neighbor's excellent mansion,4hich , he has recently built and paid for, and:sigh out," Oh that I were .a rich man." Got angry with your neighbor' and,t . ink you have not got a friend in the vr,orld. Shed a tear or two : take a.walk in . the burial giound, continually saying to your.' self, " When shall I be buried here?" Sign a note for your friend, and : never- forget your kindness, and every. hour it?, the day whisper to yourself, "I i wonder 0' K.;:, will pay the note?" , Think everj , hodY means to cheat you. Closely ditinini every bill you take and doubt' it being'; genuine, till you have, put the owner to a. 1, 1 great deal of trouble. Believe everyOime, passed to you is a sixpence crossed. mid In ; express your doubts About getting 101 of if ',l' if you should takb it: ' 6, • Never accommodate if you can pc4sibly, help. Never visit the sick end ofilieted'i never oive`a farthing to the poor. ' Grind the faces and hearts of the pear, and unfortunate. Brood over your misfortunes,-.your lack, of of talent, and believe at no distant Clay you will come .to want. 'Let the pooithoilie It ever be in your mind, with all,the ifeire'rs' of poverty and distress.' 111- Then you will be miserable to yourjwarts content—if I may so speak—sick all heart and at variance with all the world. 61 • z Tur I.l 7 quirmoysg,tr-Auct eelehrated'eomdian, John It, epve,,w9 once 11 accosted by an elderly, female , of gin in her hand : 64 rray,liir,l'berYeiii pardon; is this the way ,to.the worktAmsii" John gave her A. look ,or and, pointing. to the . .hottle,graveliia.kl - 1 "No, madam, but that.is." --- - - - Uscrui IllicTsCitriy a' ' cheap la you will diseover . --Why when You it,. which •yett - t . of .c,ouise;.wdl do ,Iti:isthout . six weeks. ; . -; •, I . wnyp . get hold of your ; night-404, cforG blow' tlio - eandle out.- -;•Befoie - yOu get measured fOr nuts iboeitiv; ; .pat on three pair. of thick Always tell the 'truth; 111 easier than lying. - El 1 I II 0 H II 0 . A if CZ Oil ;ri :, •,, ,` ri 111 M