USEFUL AND SUGGESTIVE.
Dajr4 7.10.
At the late Coti,ention of the 'New, York
State Dairymen's Association Mr. L. D. Ar
nold read an address upon "The Future of
Dairy Husbandry," In the course of which
he said that at the constant rata of increase
of population in the United !States, the year
1900 will finds , us with a population of 100,-
000S,a00 inhabitants. If we contrive to con
sume cheese atne,greater rate than at pres
ent, it: willxeqiiiral,wo - antl', : one:half. *pies
the quentity,wenow conitinfe to'supfdr the
annual home consumption of that day, or
450,000,000 poutulti. The shipping demand
must also increase. Cheese; contains more
than twice the nutrition, pound for pOund, -
that meat does, while.moreyoundkof eheele
than of meat cadlib - tiodiaceltiOtia a given
quantity of food. Cheese, therefore, he
thought would very naturally grow in favor
with the masses, es being far the cheapest
and best animal food for laboring people.
,' He estimatedthtkrinflthe - yeervA l M! out
people wouleretplirda'billicin - atia a half at
pounds of 'butter for their yearly use. The
question then was, Where are all these dairy
- Pxbdutti coming from? Under our present
Bytem of managing, milk dairying can iey
er o crowded into warm climates profitably.
ept upon elevated and „nienitaineps
s
tr ts, dairying must be eicluded from "ibe
'.3:i 'th. But he thought the demands of the
ye r 1900 would be easily met by the people
1 , .
,)ot hat day, and have dairy lands
,to spare
after that. He said the future of dairy hus
bandry im the - United States hangs oi 4 l noth
ing so dependently as, upon the qualtty. of
the goods to be thrOWn'inteiliti markets we
would hold. Efforts at improvement must
be constant, unremitting from year to year.
If we would rise higher, ,we must str i lye
hardcr.to improve in chir • arY.' Selenc'ehlhat
be called to our aid; a constant watchful.
mess in. observing results; communication
between thiliyrnentslamild be more frequent
and full. OrganizatiOns,like the one here
inattguttlfedittle - timonytlie --- Missf - eilkiehr
means-9Cedyaweemegt.,: '.i„, .:
..-.• . ~ :-;.,„, ,:-,'.'.
Frd'ettrlfilited'ilielVW prices this year in
part to the large amount of poor cheese
made in 1870. The great bulk .of ,the bad
cteese was disposed - o1 it home. - It • Was
scattered everywhere and - ledged on the
shelves of the retail grocers. Their patrons,
after partaking of it a-few times, grew cau
tious and purchased sparingly, if at all, for
people will not eat poor cheese freely. , In.
this way people got out of the habit- of eat—
ing cheese, and the home. demand was in
qured. He looked fortvard • with bright
hopes for the future of chitty husbandry In .
the United States, and these hopes were not
based on any limitation of butter and cheese
producidg territory, but upon theateadi ex
pension required to, meet - the constant in -'t
crease of out population.;
Mr. Lewis of Herkimer followed \ with a
very excellent and .:Pactical address upcin
How TO =Tow. OUR HArartiTom
He mentioned four methods employed at
present to increase, the. quantity
of milk.-
Ist, by the purchase 'of cows; 2d, by high
feeding; Bd, ;by adding water; and 4th,
.
breeding, Be' thought that careful and in- -
dicious - breeding 31 - -as'tii•3 only legitiniate
-1 and satisfactory method by which the de
sired_ipprOement.in our dair,yatockmbo
effect"ed - .Tie iiciuldUse, with our native
cows, a .thoreughlbred: bull of that breed
bestadapted.to our respective - farms, and
that' . paitieialaihranCit of the dairy business
we inttud to pursue. 'For tt',, butter dairy,
would use a thorough-bred Devon or Jerpey
bull, and 'raise calves from those cows
which-would produce the greatest amount
of butter,. irrespective of the quantity of
milk..2or, Milk to sell, he would cross his
best*Coivs with the Ayrshire or Holstein,
raising the 'calves as before. On level..and
rich'paithies, he would prefer a cross 'with
the Shortliorns froin a good milking fam
ily, and upon such lands he was of the opin
ion the Short-Horns produced the greatest
i
amount . I' good milk, butter, cheese and
meat of` ny'gradeti or full-bloods living.—
In co),jcl: 'Sion:, he dwelt upon the constitu
tion hr theiCoW,` which he said mast be gOod,
and thle'w — as'Ouite as, important as her xnilk
ing nighties. ,
. .. , ..
, La t itok,Poweron,s.—They" raise.'
potatoes
in
$
' alifotni a which weigh fourpeuiads'each,
an irpenk_ofit, as something highly dealtaL
ble, -Ae a curiosity they are well enough,
and las lor food for stock they may answer
wel, : hut.'we should not suppose them to be
sdught.after for the table. Our largest' va-•
rietY gOtiyate.tlhere. is the Monitor, and to
thpse,wtio covet potatoes for their size . this
mdy, and.we believ.e does, sell readily; but
it is noi likely.-that ; , anybody who prefers
quality to siie, will lay in their supply of
Monitors. The best weight for a potato is
about half,a pound and the best form Is
round. Thus far, Since we have been do
ped of the Mercer, we have come across
none o;ullnaljethelMe Peach-Blow, as-ate
have mar** , time!! printed - ,--and .wo shall not
at all be siirprised if, in theface of thempy
highistl4lo,rieW "varities, they heeome
more 40 'More, popular with' our fariners,
who ati'Bl;ssfthem mostly from the ;fact
that tiii , ,,arliupkt ad imAatictlve as some oth
er and.: infe4lOlAilildi." We ere r 40,,. .e4c
however, to Itenothat 'their cUltivatiou 4s,
yearly*retistug,,from the fact that the:cle : ,
mand . l9r.theirk I.' unsupplied.-; Faiallies
who ofiCe'laylia their Winteiloie of them_
will desire no othen3 as long as they can ob
tain theni:— z • _
Those who fancy ciirintity instead of qual
ity bad better. go back to the old Rohan,
which ereatOl.so great a, sensation twenty
or twenty-flee
.years ago, some of. which
weighed from three to five pounds, were in
length from 'eight- to ten inches and Pro:
duced•fromfive to eight hundred bushels per
acre. fever caused by -it soon -cooled'
down wiTyrii- wits discovered ; to bp the poor
-121 PoiitgAithe - table ever seen, and- fit-
for nothing hilt for st6ek:. Even for that
yurpoic it. Ivan soon abandoned and for
:,•ears it has been beard of no inore:—Ger
fqd n town .7tlegrap74 -
' Fe.ord•PLAFte.—SOine clear, stilitight
Jack Frokt'willlind his way into the Ilady's
parlor or chamber, in which she keeps, her
plants, and, alme! next morning her.swcctf:
pets will be.A'figidlis the artificial flowers '
on her bonnet. Ziow, what shall be' done?
Don't hurry them in a,warm room by the
side of a stove, as you would a frost-bitteu ,
chicken. them remain , where tkey
were frozep;;blos'?-the wiridow shutters:or.
drop the curtains, so as to make the room
quite dark; then' sprinkle' the splanfs With
cold vat* clirectifqmxtlkexistern, and Niait
for the result, Do not allow the rooms . to
become warmer than forty - seven degrees
tor twenty-four hours. If a few drops of
.pirits of camplior-i& thitivii Into
of water before sprinkling, it will be all the
,better.... Plants treated in this way, though
frozen ea , badly 2 ihtv,the'Watiir Will freeze.
on whetilitankla 4;ikeiping the room
dark and cool for atititite:- Col*fit.'
out unharmed.
— Fogy fhe Househ
.-.. • ..- • -:
To rentoioi++ l M4l3 •fiam'' tht 'hancle, . wet ,
them two or three Al Ries, ge with comrion
black ink, at tie Nytill sq p fit o 1
_.,4 n , _
..
To disguise Castor Oil, D._ hyslefai says,.',
- Rub Itp_tWeAlttPsOf nil - 15f`clitnalion *itli
an ounecpi2(&l4e,l4l... ,, :eliiydren" -will taker
it as a lofey, hid iiilt'llpr.reere,"'• . ~.. .
To GitinieTF*o4 , --1 - 1 4hi;, •Pricktui.; i
painful eerfaiiioiliegius to be felt,
_put on
spirits of taxpebtliie hid!, )watiug it ip....,,4_
few application:a' atifiineralli afect a &tie.
•
. . - • ~
BLEgtgtne . .# l'itg 1:171.1 - 0 y. —say to those
asking tot rerne - dieslor lil6edivigt the lore:
and lung,cornplaints;.tovre , 'ck latiner
pad about4he throat' aitluitil..,
_.T:all.thern
to wear dotibliFftitelcilftnble and to protect
the feet, throat, and whole krson, so that it
cannot recetYo 4.9-11 M wider anY eximmere:`
.tt
1 wic KuitA at FARR
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IMEMIEM
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AidgiiitAiiltk
42%) 1.c:4 -g.:}46
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Fall and Winter
T. atAr rsatiteitirg
.
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MiC)W
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huit call and meewhat a gbod assortmet we have
Jan. 1, 1872,
rEundersigned is Aaant for the side of the follow
ng TOWN PROPER - TY :
• k tie e. M t
60 VILLAGE . LOTS,
mtn.t. 0J liggA
lots are in the central part of town, and conirsolatt to
the
13 . 4 - anted on the line of the Bell Road, and rnitable-for
MANUFACTURING PURPOSES.
Taes• iota riaH ' onable terlns.
Jaia. 1, 1872
a - . R..
CHEAP CA I / 4 41. 1 STO j
•"-
has a hill assortment of new goods, snob as
a se
ZOXESTIO
t 41,16
LAM 'Otk:4*- - CIRTONS, ALL maws,
GOODS, VDT= P TI IG= CLOTHS
• O F re
. • -
: 1-146 .' ;il9l , f o l4.annierY. Inn Goods and Notions.
. .
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SuW;‘ SalliV, l n t liai llyiuto. , Rim Salaam,
Co Me , 'Wsas, Sall, Flab, Maur.
' g yaw-a-a
RATS & O&M BOOTS &. 13H0E9, • BUDTAM,
WOODEN WARE, &C.
Cash saldfoftittirtijUSiiitlig n Agg
s;N4 •
nits' call tintl loOk ant hock over.Y
toady and trilling to above goo ds.
1211
will
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Real -
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Rail Road Depot.
SETERsIL LOTS
-,,1.-flitii ~,..i.,c; e: , iii vi ti...-taa
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tea•
1:12211E
WALTER SH3BWOOD.
MEM
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DRY GOODS,
--Milli, -4411;4451rd -ro'h cheap.
;c . 41ai 4 , 4,4* Jr:
, 4 . 14 oio,'
Choict G roceries ,--
- -
LM=l
44.4 1. 4 . . • :s;s:lq. • V.
Sarsatiarilla
44.
.owing rep-
Jasedim its
intrinsic virtues, and sustained by its' re ,
markable curei.• So Mild as - to-be safe and
beneficial to Children, and yetriLttOntiginf
as to effectually purge out the great-cor
ruptions of the blood, - such as the scrofulous
and syphilitic contamination.: lotpuritiea, •
or diseases that have lurked in, the system
thr years, soon yiehl to this 'powerful anti
dote, and disappear. hence its 'wonderful
cures, many of whicb are public:l'v littirsilf;"
of Scrotal% and all scroliflous diseases
Ulcers, Bruptions, and eruptive dis!
orders taf. the skiitAuncoMs. Blettike4.
8011% Piufpiii , P ustules , Sores, St.
..
Anthony's Fire, .es° or Erysipe
las, Tetter k StApheuni,,,..geald
Head, litM etintetiV in*
ceratimis — tit e eras. Stomach,
and' 'Liver. , It also cures other coma
plaints to which it would not seem especi
ally adapted, such as Dropsy, Dyspep
sia, Fits, :Neuralgia, Heart Dlseasei
Female Weakness, Debi lity
Leueerrimea, %.v ben they are matiffesta
i
tions of the scrofulous poisons
It is an excellent restorer of health and
strength in the Spring. By renewing the
appebte and vigor of the drgesae organs,.
, it distipgteyhtkAewMika L tona, Weigiet,
S guor Warrifheit no
! appears, people feel better, and jive longer,
for cleansing the blood. The system moves
on'witkxenewed aua new,. lease if l •
life.
•- • .
DM Mr& CO,, Loa Mos.,
SOLD 84,1 'll
Jan. 1, 18 .
• _
•
•
tt,t • 'I I lI VI 't I es t 1•
tii t ( It ..
,• . „ t , (rit•. / 1 Q ,
1 )t4 int A i jj
p ■ , • r 1: . ,: ', • • 1.111/1 . 1
I i i , AND ALL STYLES 0 • Ilittalilia iie .
.$O4lO TO BRAD QUARTERS I" BIM
Choice tigtkomp,S ; grs,„
-..and TOBACCO. Also for
EIC:PC:IO33CJEC .
•
rir.4ifi=eivelvervieg:
salient assortment of
E!!
ALBUMS, IMBRORS, STOTT=
, STATIONERY, CORDS AND
I Ac.,
1 11-3L-coczieferlesimi.
~. Teas, Sugars, Coffee, Spr th i a lsiaseekitica, : - • - ,
•• • , Me, WlNl4ol . ,bl y b •,• • ' .
" 0 Wi ll 1614,, 01 4 kr i -T ',
' '•at al /orr - Ti as the same can •- ' ww fl at
• aide of New York.
,
! --- Y. -- 13 TRY OUR
4 SHILLING
TEA.:
:
t LAMPS, C , ETRRE &b,'dm iL .
at the newest styles': and lamp chimneys that will not
bteak.
vit 1 4. v t i r " 21 ,
FanerWMEt v `Artleles.
PPIRRY, TOILET SOAPS, POMADES.
BRUSHES, hie., Re.
i 7 1.
LE= AND 32, ttaWalll
AND LABIEMB: -
laoillwenty desirable villsie lots fOr sale In the
central part of the town ; and will also loan money at
lessonable rates.
N.B.,_PrZVelEeNebbills.
it atticaAn, 0112..staree;
re .0 may De mom:ea for advice or treatment
cr an. 1, /BM-tf._ . HASTINGS !lc COMM
•
•—•- -
El
altesie: JKusic
4lats and Calls,
Ira!
OM
RIMED
mini: Aid to St any foot from No. 10, to 18 inclusive.
°i
on
- on
tratle, 'We
.I.li
vi [l l4 lo3( -1 .- .11 " :
iiDUSTOPIrWORK t
DO , ÷ - 00 Tv*
promptly and well. Repairing done on 'heat
no Drop in and be corrrizme4L
jan4 1, 1812. DREW 4- lii3l=ll..
Larie
I=
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• (*Oa
;
Ten
Plec X * l tMME a kei r liVW
ct1t0.4,11
,_aboobn 411. 1 1
4000 yds. 'IIW and destrabla -Printa 4110%
2.9tvadi""MAD 'S.
.3:i1at . 21/ its a :as
4.1 a
-BM& atiVadiktialEiagtil g l at
asap it . • • `AIiktIPEN'S...
ORM I TAUM
gthlibimi. Diana, Maltioss.9atbn, cum 4.
pwitAtaimedvarilmassipm. , ' 1161:,
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ME
jg 4 6 1 11 1
13.avepOloths.Casaineres, Deakin, ladiaa' aid
MITT4 4 r sale cbeap at . • 'IIARD2II II 4,
• z vaatrt
•
'atile.taloveit, Madam LaMar mustaskti tt k.
ateata frip sale asap at n • HARD •
Wellsboro, Jan. 15,' 1871
r ih s'sl `•
v 4-4. 7 1 7,
i z=sca u za st wa it e rd
in are requutid
IliMMOillte. T. E.
.6„Waftw
/0/419 T 0.103
Head Quarters
SOU
the NIISIO STORE in Bowen & Cone's Block.—
STEININAT and other
- ---..0.
113XLCOM •
or sale very cheap. Also, 11.80 X h
CABINET ORGANS..
LD iikrliD3llENTEI_ TAKEN Dir
A largeptock of NEW-AWSIO Piet received.
•NS given on the Piano, Organ, and in Sing-
An opportunity for practice afttirded to those
may dears it. H. W. TODD..
•. 1. 1872-ti, • •
OT AND SHOE STORE.
i EBBY 1211-7 . * . •, : 1
tin • : .r.
died mv s Tibetan, oft, same, at the shop
lately occupied by Pichler & Randolph.
also
stri purpose reducing prices on - all goods and
• ctly
FOR CASH.
IWe keeps goal aixortmcMt of
s. V.A.U. .C..t 4, 14
BOOTS, BALMOBA.LS, surnate,-- r .
BOOTEES. •BROGANS AND
GALLIOASKENS
Our stook of
! FRENCH CALF, FRENCH KIP, UPPKR,
BOLE, COMMON CALF, 'LIN
INGB, BINDING, MO
- ROCCO, km,
Aiggittlthap r is heretOrine.
we OW be lons!d at lispie.elweye, eEtel
CASH RAID
NMI
- .• =
,‘ :7--
•
CHM
rtitiir .:b F~
tely known
tbe• most
remedies
savered for
ood. s It has
he test of
ith a con-
.4o now tall of goods ounoblo!for Alto mint's?' Toido.._..plo lonloitsiont is colosgoto Moly*
.11:' Je./.?...
4.41.4. 1.4
.74i:if it Litaiiiii
. . _ -1.,
LI
Crockery, Boots and
4'6 irit:,?;
DO
.. ••• *
ES=M
OA rtaa
MIME
%.1..i \ i •,L.
U
- e I ear Eadload;
•;.
SA 4 Si 4ev. w.IL :Al • i. 13
awl Invite 1 L **people al Two Om: AO who Wish tolialia . badt*la flde
=1
W ;C. I fi
ei L'..) " •
and compare wicks. The closest bums mints carciacp4 Ail thla ilts4,lPop to&
1.!!,72 . 22142
,1;41 Lip p iitc• riga, &loot Uwe gousrally, &pi wa poi
I: a tal3
Apt Le COW 1 Z4 Z . 14343064
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0 r.;;,:s 70'
~ ~W. I~ WIJ~~i.. N Jti'.i~ ~+w.
1.•
n i tjy.[_ 3, • ,
a r t 4 agagri r ilWAT.
Horton' AI Broth
.4 . . ' . ',„..,,.....,! . • 1 , 4, - J (.._,_
_ L . .1,
...., i
/4.v:tales, iitottairs, Plaids. French azur Wok - 442,40ta Salts
all at prices ranch less Waal:lMM agu ' ''' ,---, r...... mi. sati,„
fisufry , • .14109111.. fry, • -
,tr . 1.L.. i....t r
r.-
r:...:,....r1a,4:37., ..:.:: -
- ,
l Fanvy Goods, Yankee Jotiond 6)ts' ghois%i4• ape
. ,
..,,` .., , . . - , . ~ .:.:11:1 "qz.rir.: tf..1.: „:•!... , ..',.
_
.. -, Chibirtata i filipdaitua ' " ;.;-1-
• am_ *cwt., t v.. ::,4ig ?11. I '' - '
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ALL SEASONABLE GOODS AT tammagenirtaoir
H edum fr4m 10 to ao
Boos $2.60 tos6,do.
Maus' Stl64lllom $1.26 toKN.
$l,OO to 11. 4 50.
BoYs' Shots from
4c-tui?
eitl•
lotniolt G.V
t u
r:aby 4 -
.1
Yard wide Pact , " tor.
Psints.tat
Delifitaks
,Xhallee , tOreceriegi v Ete.
=9
Tess from 40 cents toisl,6o. • • ' lr," " . .; I_
Portages ags* it 12)0( mete. ' • • .la
Char tttatto fl
la. flab dealing, law p , . It, sitlt attic' Itttenticoi to • ," -', ".
witch As
: -
• • • tur - u• even one itkiwant.otAigthiscta our /lath to drop in saga/ s $ for* s•
slims pleased to slicer our Goods.
Wellsburg, Jsu. 1, 1872.
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83
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* l 4 l ri ' tnial larg" l atiejkla acioaslie C V , tit i mall fit" wAuLol~
mes. A Imp coca Of
caws n 4.1•4,.4 .24A4;di.) . ,
•,14 I:44st ..1.14••• F 151. 711- 1?"/ &Wit:3U
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•
S. •
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; v Alrnameats,, Striping .elMlllli
aotsSmt..,:to C444l.tak
goz,
4,.a10
w cw.~,, ::: tt"4i ;use=i^
MMME
,' , 3; -' 0 9.7
I wfxr - AC A rolilloocdad Gum of Good oplittinilas $o our bodidoitkolKid
Jan. I, ism.
1
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CORNING,' N. -- Ikt
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1563:3145*r CA. delli.;;• clbcom,,
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Our Stock
VW. J.
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7: •
BOWOT *caws mimaz7Witcariov, FA.
Lesiticile•ss' 30reissiit 'CA.coo,
10 omit&
• lOoliate.
DO Cent*.
— lstablishment.
and Brushes far Cankage.-'siSit
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Vie ono now woo at sone*
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THE- INGREDIENTS THAT
COMPOSE 'ROSADALIS are
published on every package, there
fore it is not a secret preparation,
Fonseizidently ' •
PHYSICIANS PRESCRIBE IT
. .
It is a .certain . cure for._ Scrofula,
Syphilis in all its forms, Rheuma
tism, Skin Diseases, ,Liver . Com
plaint - and - all diseaies of the
' Blood.
1 tTE.,217,1 1 7LE 61 1 nOSADAtiII
wild do niae . . good than ten bottles
of 'tho Sjrrups of Sirsaparllla.
'I:4 LiNpF.F4ipistE Dyiiv,siciphis,,
hase.usallosadalisinthoirpractieo
forAlutpsoHltree r svars and freely
etidoi,so it As a ,rellablfrAlteratlyo
and BloollPhriher. - ,
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r. S. SPARK. Of - NiCholsurville,
DR. J.... A... -Mco TtlAy - Columbia,
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DR A. D. NOBLE. Edgecomb, N. C.
1113BD AND : B OWED BY
L.v.ligalcuir, OATS, F,.ellßlTer,
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. . W/3 tft Lima, Ohio.
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L:l3. fil.cF4D - DVN, - Murfrees;.
bore, Tenn. -
Our apace Wil3notaliew of ante A.
tended remarks tin relation. .to Ina
, eittUelof licisadells. To tho 1fed . 441
Seofession we guarantee a Fluid Biae.
rosa%Ma , te t u ul n 3 r2Fef luk , trils=
ood ; and to thy aided we sap try
dalls, and 'kin. will be restored
to herath... :
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Rosadatis is sold by all Drunkts;
price .1.150 per.bottle. "Addresi
DR. OLENENTS & 00.
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RAILWAY WIZ
,ARIE RAILWAY.
tAillt492 or Tina Zama; Anoitan Nov.lBrir; 1871.
'NEW and "IMPROVED DRAWING, ROOM and
SIXIIPI NG COAOHEB,o ombloln gall Modorkltaurcrre•
nO3OB, are ran Online on all Trains betwOen Buffalo,
Niagara 174111, Suipansion Drldge,OleyelaudiOlnaln•
ualland Nair York. I
Westward.
STATIONS.
No 1
11.00 &mi. 6.80 P 7.00 Pat
1135 "' 6A5 44 7.20 4,,
u 155 Ati 2.86
)1.37' " 2.17,,"
0.16 44 2.52 , 3.25 14
10.10' ' 44 • 3.45' 44 ' 4.11 ",
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11,00 44 4.27 , 14 4 W.."'
4.60 1, 6.05 44 6.25 4 .
1285 kw 6.42 8.01" 41 '
12.88 44 • '
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10,20 10.20 " ,
2.06 " 7.06 Bft 7.20 Bft
0 46 " .31-20 AAI 11,20 A ts
" 12,10 nu 12,10 nu
710 '' 4 •' 12.16 so 12.16 . 4
1.16 44 12.20 112.20 0
.20 44 12.64 4, 112.64. 44
0.66 rlt 8.66 44 866 "
...„ .... „7.00.kui 700 •tt
Now rekL're
jerkily City."
Bunifhanna..
,Great Bend."
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Buffalo.„ 4 .‘
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Butp.Bridge-
Clifton
Dunkirk
Civilian :
OlaclunatL
910 A. u
9.46 • 4-
4.20 Dln
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11:40 04
8.68 Sop
12.00 $2l
12:48 AM
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2.22 4$
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'Additional Local Trains Westward.;
bAO a, m., except Sundays, from Owego.
j 15:00h. M., daily, from Ousquebana.
j MO a'. to daily, framEasquebtina.
1.00 p, m. except Sunday', from Suequebana.
1.16 p m except a - am:lays, from Elmira. Stopping at
Bit Blatil 39, Cording 200, Painted Poet 200, and
thence, vitcATori, to Buffalo, arriving at 8 85 p m.
2/10 p m except Sundays:from Birrgliamtou:
• Eastward.- •
N0.19.*
STATIONS
9 45P m
72b Ain
It 6 pm
140 "-
1 45, n
162 "
245 "
8.16 Epp
4,00 p'm
7`86 "
812 "
847,"
9 82
1015 "
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262 am
858 "
Clucl'ati Llve
Cleveland "
Dunkirk 'I
Clifton "
Busp 4 B'g'e•
Niagara P,'
Buffalo- •-"
aornells'vhsgi
e oeh ster "
'Oorialng .
Elmira "
Waverly "
BiUgh4Tal ' n .4 .
:Great Bend. "
Busfitlehan'a o
Pori Jervis "
Middletown"
• Ociaben "
Newburgh "
Paterson "
Newark-'
Jersey City "
Now York 4.
• 0 1 , 11” ..... • 'llO 00 P-m
• ... 1000 pmi
5 40p ia 10 00 " 440 Ida
545 " 10 05 4 445 gg
66 " 10 12, o 462 "
•6 46 "' II "' 700 "
1045 . 4 880 amlo 06 "
616 ! g 7 , 16
12 20s uk 455 " • /1 80 .".
1268 695 "•/2 0 8 Ix'
187 " 008 •" 12 4/ p m
219 645 "' 115 pm
804:"-'727••" . 155 pm
3 3 g. 52 • p
400' 4 "' '326 ff m
47 pm : 2
' 760 g' 1205 pmi 618 pm
845 " 1268
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1210 zi to
11 00 ap 24; "
205 pm 515 "
11 88 am 828 "
12 00 m 8 90 "
15 50 "
700 "
883 "
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Additional Local aim Eastward.
15.0 u a m., enndays xcepte from flornelsvllle.
6.66 a .in,, daily from Igor elleville.
7.00 a in—except Sundays, from Owego.
710 a m., except Sind rtys, from Elmira.
1.68 p. m.. except Sundays, from Painted Pelt,
2,10 p. m., except Sundays, from Elornellayille.
tifondays excepted, Letween Remaining and
Port Jervis.
- L. D. RUCKER,
Gong Sup't,
Northern Central. r
rliroict Bente North and South, ,
- On and after Sunday, No, 12th, 1821, Trains wit
depart frAnaT4y; Pa., be follows
LEAVE 80IITHIVABD.
Hail Nidi A.M. Buffalo Express, 1018 P.M.
Wu:sport Accent. 7.10. Niagara Express 1.05 P. M
I' - • TRAINS LEAVE NORTEWARD.
Mail, r. 9.80 P. M. Elmira Armin. 10 05 A.II.
Niagara ExpreaB4l,Bs P. M. Buffalo Exkees 4,27 AM.
A. R. FISKE,
General Superintendent.
J. A. REDFIELD,
Ain't Gen'l Suk't
.
Wellsboro & Lawrenceville IL B.
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-- • Tillie Table No. 3.
'PAINS EITUT TatilteDit,NoV.l6.in,lBl j i.
GOING NORM. - • DTA\ 'MONS. GOING:SIIOUTEL
NO pm 11 10 am. Corning 900 a CI 7 50p m
26 pm 10 06 am Lawrenceville 10 17 a"m" 850 pm
14pm
,9 65 am - Dunning 10 27a m 859 p m
08 pm .951 am *Lathrop 10 82 a m 9'04 p m
54 pm . 9.40 am *Bear Creek 1046 am 916 p m
849 "pm 933 am Tiogit Village 10 55 am .920 pm
3 ,11. pm 918 am *Hammond 11 12a m 935 p m
319 pm 907 am *llllla Creek 11 25 am 946 p m
8 18'pm ' 900 am - Holliday 11 31 a m 9 50p m
303 pm. 851 am 511(1E1101)ml 11 11 am 959 p m
254 pm 843 am Niles Valley 11 49 am /0 0 5 Prn
242 pm 831 am *Marsh Creek 12 02 pm 1016 pm
235 pm 806 am Wellaboro' 12 09 am 10 22 pm
1 *Flag Stallone. . A. R. GORTON, Snp't.
illoktbuirg & Corning & Tioga R. H.
I GOING NOR,TII - . STATION ! GOISG 50IITH
11 10 am ,630 pm Corning 900am 1 7 60 pm
1058 am 615 pm 'llfulhollon 919 am 805 pm
10 42am 602 pus Erwin Centre 936 um 818 pm
1080 am. _460 pm Cook's- 945 am 830 pm
10 25 am 445 pm Lindley 9 60am 836 pm
1016 am 435 pm . Lawrenceville 10 15 am 848 pm
10 03 am 421 pm I Somer's lane 1027 am 8 69pm
963 am 411 pm Mitchell's- 10 37 am 908 pm
;949 am 407 pm Old Station 10 41 am 912 pm
937 BM 367 pm Vega - 11156 am 925 pm
9= am 347 pm • Mill Creek 11 02 am 982 pm
ll 61cCov'm .4 .. ... ..
9 16,am 337 pm Lamb's Creek 11 12 am 943 pm
.9 06am -_ 13 27 pps Manefield • 11 24 am 9 66pm
, I Canoe Camp
845 -em 809 pm Covington 11 44am 10 15 pm
8 Warn, 260 pm Blossbnrg 12 05 am 10 36pm
„i....jt... , 225 p m Somerville 12_25 am
, 1 1 225 pm
. Fall Brook ' 12,45 am
A. U. GORTON,
' pupt B. C. R
Insurance! Insurance!
Hand in Hand:
I Mutual 'Life Insurance Compani,
OFF/CE, No. 1,12 8. 4TH ST., PHELADIELPHIA
•'. A •
• ENCORPORATED FEBRUARY 28, 1.867.
Chartld Capital $6O ,000.
'!`§SE';lf 9YER;',_„
Stook ant Mutual, combining Security with Profits.
Suppose you'are already 'limed hi a first-alias com
pany,front any Canso whatever, (say atter terizear
ty payrdents) you do not or cannot pay longer and die—
your insurance gone and your money wasted. Not so
in the 4 'HAND4INAL4,2tI:O ,t." all Policlea are' Nott-Yon-
HEITABLE. •
Thiel company which rinks among the moat popular
and successful Lifb Insurance Companies, grants poll
toles on all , desirable' plans, both with and without
profite. '
Traveling .Priveleges Unrestricted.
All policies are incontestible after one year from any
of the ordinary causes. • •
Look to your Life Insurance. Please, examine the
following Comparative Table. It is sometimes alleged
by Agents of other Companies that the. Company they
represent la. safer than others. While we unhesita
tingly assert our belife in the soundness and stability
of all companies, we desire to present the :Welting
for the inspection of those desiring to insure :
: Of the following companies, compare the annual pro.
Mitlins charged by each for an insurance on life at the
age of 80,Pears, payable at death :
I Annual prelnium . den annual
• •.
- for life. payments.
Trlvi,elers' ...846,84 188,21
AEtnii,... 22,73 -42,80
nonae • ..........23, 60,00 -
Equitable, • .. 99,70 46,97
Witallington 92,10 4697
Hand - in-Hand,. 6,60 . 62 , ,60
If not already insured take a policy with the
oHAND-12;-11,123D." • •
the best Mutual Coinvuv 'ln the trailed States.
Jan. 1,11872. A. M. n7fillA3l, Agent.
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7 . 77 1 ) 7
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AS awls in stink, and will keep constantly on
00 : !tend; 1 4 t , f 2 tl a i , e 4 i r cze r s o t ti t: i tri t tet ti quotations.
2,
& strand. Knowl's patent Step iatifiei, from to 8 ft:
JACK SCREWS, TACKLE BILOCS6, WIRE CLOTH AND WIRE GOODS GEN.
1 -ERATALY. EMERY WHEELS
FOE GIIIIMING SAWS.,
=I
A. full assortment of Lake Huron anaaerea
• -
Gartuifirdium , Oath__ S AID
ROWS Ut ANY QUAIf/TKI,NA.
tiliaak AWE FROM.
1 & , 2, extra eng,lie oil. - A complete iteeortmeizt o
Mechatiles! Tools,
.
HOtreg 4=PERS AND aciusr,
-HOLD H.WAII.Vo OONSVAN
, Thy ON NASD.' BOTTIM
PRICES ON AGRICIILTII
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it ke rate °Mtge o J. ,
jail e. 4 l
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N 0.4 i No 2
•11" 40 f/.
885 pm
840 pm
915 pm
925 pm
WM. R. BARR * 4
Gang Yase.Ag't
L. 11.8iTATTUCTI,
Rapt Tfoga R. R.
000 000 , 00
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FIXING THE DAY. 11
• -
•
S i Pattlek . O . Brleri to athle,en Melreddtu,
why tron't you be xlre the day-of our weddin' ;,,
Sayti Kathleen, "Why, Pitt, what a burry you're In,
Can't you wait till the summer comes round to begirt '
' , Oh, no, , Eathleen,' isaysTat; , "in all sham and an
raison
The winter's the properest tnarryhe station ;
For to coinfort one'', self from the frost and the rain
There's nothing like treddiri . in winter, 'Us
KATTILEE:i
'
If/it's only protection, you malt from the cord&
There's a Country they call the Equator, rut fordo,
That for sinEtlo young men Is kept •hot throng/ ala
year—
Where's the uce Te l lir roanyin'? be off aid you there.
' • • ••• ' PATILIOIC. _
But there's also isnot not so frequently Warmed,
Bet nada for ould maids, called the Pole, I'm Informed;
Where some raoruitt!, if ettil °she can't make up ht.'
•
A inlefortunate colleen called . Hatnleen yon'il flrid
RATlareEt7
,•- • .
Is It threat'din you are that 11i - die an nuid maid
Who refused for your sake Mr. Latvreziee ;Mcbtraide ?
Thin' I think Tit forgive him•- • —for this I'll be bound,
That hey wait like a iamb till the summer came round.
EsTaicri
liow, It's thttukire I am that tLls sumo yr. Lacy
Is What makes you 60 slow ittabtelng to marry:
..
HaTutrxit. I .
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And you'wl4l.ted to be sallied w d me in such lame
Doesn't prone that you're jealotis o' him lc the :saw
Paula.
Well,,we'll uot ap.y that Kathleen will die au ould maid
Kn2tltli:l4
And we'll bother no more about Larry McQuaide
PATllicx
rut, Kathleen, teavrone, share then weddit,'s fn syzing,
When the Long Vela is'out, ere as common's thing
AA the turfs on a rick, Or stones in a wall;
Why, you night just as well not be Married at all.
But a,Feildin', consider , at thie side of Lent, , •
Would lie thought such a far more surnrisin' evint;
So delighttUrto all at this dull time of year—
Now aaf ,, yea," for the sake of the neighbors . , my deal.
KATIILEEN
No, Patrick we'll lied when the woods and the grave
Wave a welcome of purtiest green as we pass
Through the-sweet .cowslip meadoVf, and tip by the :mil,
To the chapel itself on the side 61 the hill:
Where the thorn that's now' sighing a widow's imam.
In a bridelmai:d's ciatuttle 'll be endlin* contra.;
Whilst the thin* and the blackbird pipe "Nuts TO
the weadhie
Of Patrick O'Brien and Kathleen 3ftilreddin.o
PA nacir
Will you really 'promise thatEathle:en, you ingv • ?
EanrczEN .
Whisper, Patrick, the'coatradi I'll seal poguc
[Kisses Him.) —The Dark Blue.
ALL SORTS
The land for babies—Lapland.
A tight lit—the delirium tremens.
Round tripz-a fall - over a pumpkin.
A capital buSiness—lending money.
A Cincinnati saloon keeps "hot vitals."
Death's door is opened with a skeleton
key,
"A cold snap"—Breaking a leg on the
An inn-road—the well-beaten path -to•th‘;
tavern.
"A probable fatal homicide" is announced
by an Indiana paper.
tail Hamilton says in her new book
,that
woman does . not want opportunities but
qualities.
For appropriating its items, a western pa
per accuses a contemporary of—".wholesale
pastry."
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An exchange devotes .a departmeniito
"Wisdom and Truth"—but a very small
one, mark you.
BE:Ware of buckwheat dour. A barrel of
it exploded in Keokuk lowa, recently.
A. Maine woman has swallowed two hun
dred and seventy bottl-s of cherry pectoral,
and still lives. - yl•
A coroner's jury in 3linneso6 recently de
clared amen to hate been "severely frozen
to death."
Mrs. Partin,gton says she do s" wish they
would hurry up and pass file ' ilver service
bill in Washington.
"Kinder fat, with a calico dress on," was
all the description a Lewiston woman could
give of her lost babe.
On a gate post out West is a sign, "Take
warnin': No traes nor life instrans, nor
soin•masheens wanted here.
•The Society for the Prevention of Cruelty
to Animals had a man arrested the other
day for swearing at a horse.
Mummies do not look as though they
were in a hurry, yet it is certain that at first
they must have been pressed for time.
Samuel Goodridge, of Caanan, Me., al
ready one, hundred and five,' lives right
along at the .rate of twenty-four hours a
day:
"Ah I" mused Smith, as he 'contemplated
his extensive collection of New Year's bills,
"how true it is that in the midst of life we
are in debt. .
Last year. _Fon .dn.Lac .county, Wiscon
sin, built a $40,000 jail, and now two Pris
°flora have succeededlittiligaing through the
wall with a pine shingle.
"Ma, this milk is better than yesterdays
milk was." "Don't say that, child; say
there's more milk in this water than there
was inithe water we got yesterday."
An I'llinoisian got thunkandbeat his wife.
and onlbecoming sober of course hanged
himself, as any true gentleman would—have
done under the eircutistances.
A little girl when asked by . her "faother
about suspicious little bites 'n the sides of
a dozen clioiceapples, answe ed: "Perhaps,
znamma, they hare been fros -bitten."
There is nothing new unde the sun. The'
Thames tunnel is said to hav been antici
pated by one under the Eup ates at Bab
ylon:and the ancient Egyptians had a Suez
canal.
Here's a conaioal advertisement: "To the
Drapery trade—wanted a young man to be
partly out door and partly behind the coun
ter."- What will be the result when the
door Warns
A wif6 having lost her husband, was in
consolable forhis death. "Leave me to my
grief," she cried sobbing, "you know the
extreme sensibility of my nerves—a mere
nothing upsets them !"
`c
custom house officer at Port Huron
seized an exceedingly full chested man the
other day, but after fourteen yards of flan
nel were unwrapped' from his body ba
looked
_quite, emaciated.
'he Japanese make a paper which bears
any amount of soaking'without injury.. - It
is the proper material lon which to print
skates of corporations that take frequent
occasion to water their stock.
"The following notice, printed on colored
card-board with a- nice border, hangs up in
a place of btisitiess in Rome: "Mebbe' you
don't petter had loaf runtO here, yen you
don't got some Peesnissi '
"Professor," said a studeni in, pursuit of
knowledge cc,liteeininis the habits of animals,
"why does a cat, while eating, ; turn her
:head first, one way . and then . another f"
'"for the reason," replied the profesior; "that
she cannot turn - it both ways at once." .
`daunting the tiger, gentlemen,'" observed
an English officer, relating his Eot India
-
exiierience to's friendly "circle at. a Loud , *
club, "la capital sport—l-nothing' better-:ex
cept when the tiger takes it into hi's' head to
hunt you; then it is apt to be too exciting."
As adoser of himself, sayi the LQIIIST:LUV
Caurier, pr. Liiingstort', 'Ntithout. a. *-7
alleUn ' history. For our port we 419dt
,
- the usedli spendingsorntichtiree-tindmOuel ,
to find 4.1:14ix-iihQ:cani.,t hireti:to-ei.ele
found, and who is never happy except Wheh
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