=I lEirilt-N0.513 4 ER 38. VOLU ' VIEM , 11,, '''Jrlo-tiTRN:AL.; POTT PIIIVIA314.1) BY cALMELIDET, P 1 opriptor. to the eaude or Re publicouleza, the In `.dotPotter the advnrwlve:lt of Education, Potter county. 4/wning no guide ria,ciple, it will endeavor tonid in the Olly Ffeedomizittyp , ur Country. • X. W. Isar. Devotod tereet4 of-A gri and the _hest g. ossept that of.. wroik of morb Val" idrert,4 exo<opt ahem 101 Ines of B 1 4q , , str: II j , kri m are. 2 0 Eaoh sub arittaru,l. Ru inees-C.; Adrolaktra emente in. , erted nt the following ratec. pecialbsrapti no Are made. .A!'stpaare” eclat or $ ot Nonpareil types : sertion..__ - -,...;...- $1 30, 3 insertion , -- - --- --- ----, 200 ' aunt insertion less than 13.-- 40 as .... ..... ---- -- ........ 10 00 de. I year 5 OD is ce - Exec dor's 1 4 .;:otice 300 . ditorial Notices per fine ...... 2. 20 -lent advertisements inset ' be paid in notice will be taken of adver tk,ulnents ~ unleei they . are aroOrr.palaied by the actors. reference. , ..-; ==l W31:1 t ran advAnce,ntiti front a diatAnc pones- ar antis, , of all Undo, executed xvith neatncs Pariah and d..apateh. I `,‘ ESS NOTICES BUSI •cept ea Ancient :York Masons ODGE, co. 332, F. A.M. Ftete'd on the 2 and_4th '"edeet , :tpioi each In the V..'d Stork of tb olmtoed Aleck. ,See. SWEAR., tv.ll. 0 1'; ELLISON„ H. D., Free and AL 1011LA.LIA. !See tiny month. Hall, G P Yiz. IC IA Cuticle r sport,. Pa.. y °forms Lao titmene, ort viltaue arm =. will promptly reNponl to ral call. , for cites. 0111,:f. on First &treet, nrsi door deuce. 1740 TIRACTICI' reinectful vicinity that h prot,s.4ion , lge west'of his ree, JOHN H. 111 ANN,• eIND COUNSELLOR AT LAW rt, wdlr.vetrdtbe'severnier•unt Caaueren cu untie,s., bu r •mier,rer en 'care will 'Meet romp: attenziou. ..21.reet., in re.larnee. AtTORYEI Coudere to totter 4n4 trusted to • I ()Moe on Mai ;-TED and . L4RR,II.I3tE, VS AT LAW, Cuuderepbrt, Penn's nni to sl.l kusiuesi entru6tett to then puma mid fidelity_ Will al-o, anent. rte tu the atlj oini..; cou.ines. Wile( torey a the (Amsted Mock. IS.CIC BENSON, . OL-11! TTORN AL -Will att care with pca she several Col In the s,eoud'.' aril [l.-AT-LAW, Cooder-port, Pa., ail bc,itii%ts entrutted to him Fitt ear. At'ondi C.,u , ls of alljuiolug'coui. t32cololdtret.,2_,oeartbe Allegany Uridg TTOB. attend t. and promptne ties. °dice°. F. w. KNOX, • Y AND COU.INT6ELLOIL AT LAW port, Pn.„.w.it litteud the uou:ts in Pu!. joiuuiC efll.llll • /11 TTORN 001146 r `er and• the a, t. D. zur-r£ll, IL D., , PTri - sicr and Surgeon icaoll respeefully In form th 'eitiinks of Coudersi , ort that he has •penedan - (Nice in the C;JudefFpor: Hotel, and wiolhe ready at all times to make pro feAsional Be S; a regular graduate of But - rd. Medical Co 'l 'e of Jan' 1 • 0 "', EL 1.40 N .1- T.:104.P.50N. TVEALES. :iii Drays, Medicines, rai to, 00 ! 11 . ,Varnleu e, La i.e and Fal vi se, rile ter, Book, 0 ; al. Kinds —s3c.. t A and Niies,ilanenue., tii,rn..nerz, .Ink, i Oex. Iu hi till lugs old Jo9lry S;Aue.. Jan- 1,'87: . • . • • LEV. •11re-4..LARNEIC, TTOR E 11. a entascno, Penn'n.— Agent.- for the Collection of el.tiLar , a.g:th.tit 'utta :Antes tuntsutte t.overument.,u •12 as L'eu&;o.l,. BoUnty,..trreire urnif,d:C-9.ldre.s4 Blx. 95, arr,huri. W. H. MILLER J. C. M.SLARSE) :111cALA7INEY, • REA.L ES CATE aiel ISSUE. iNdE. AGENT.— :o,:ght and Sold, TaXt.6" paid•nud luvetstigateel. Insure , : property again-ti:ne~nth Le eninpattiee in the Coutitey, and l'ereent , a.Tallt - t Acct dente In the Travelers Lo•uran , e Company of fleet, ford. 1111.1111, , ,, transacted prometly _ . '. H. AWASTRONG, RE liercuaut, abd Donler in' Bores Sheet IronsW.re, Main st reet„ Cutick6 Tin vim! Sheet Iron Ware made - t, Rtyle, on stp.rt notice. r A.RDW I L_ Tin t ! spurt, Pent. '. •tiler, in goo • = I'. A. STEBBINS & Co" M ER GO l ,. i d i stjr B tyc — aZT' r rON l : l, Z ry n o(u=Ft'' ' 'uT7. and evcrythi kg asuAlly kept in a good coaary no.e rroduce ty.Dukla 17 • , . , . C. U. SMUG: S, A r EliCili NT—WELLSVILLE 'S. Y., Whole sale a d Retail Dc.t. Staple ler in Dry Goods:I - An cy and ti elpie Goods Clothing,Lailies DreesG.,ods.Groceries. Flour, Fend, c, R•tailers supplied ,n liberal terrn. .... CLtA.RLEs S. JONES, !it trEßCßAST—Dealet's in Drugs. Medicines, Paints, I 11l Oils, Fancy Artnelee, Stationery, Dry Good, Groceries, (4., Math Street, couder,:nort.. Pa . ' -. .1 D. E. oJLISTED, A de l E ITLIIY - 6r D oc e t e r r c tn Ng • ce " r 7o3 . "-11,,e.a u 4 r Y-RT, Provir 0116, Main Ftreet, Couderepoit, COLLINS SAITIL NT—Dealer in Dry Goods. Cirncerie , , ions, Eltirdwftre, Quee:uw•are, ,Cutiery, n•uwlly found. in country store. 31 E v , 27.4 1 and all (100,i . • t IYDEB.SPORT HOTEL. c•v.E. sill,YEA,Ptiorat PrO,R., Corner of 11.tOn and • ocnnd fitreets Coodeitsport ,Potter Co• Pa. .6 .e.ry Stlble LA also kopt in eon: ection with this 4lotel. - Stritres to and from the Railroads. ter Journal Job-ottiee. i:LtCly s daed a fine new nseortmpnt of I'.~ to our alrea.ir largo a-sortment re,pa red to do all Idrids of work, cheaply e and'neatne,.B. Onie• A AOl i te4l. Jl)B Fu aro now and with - 7 - 7 i BRAN - House , : . Lewisifille, Potter county, Pennsylvania. make ". LEWIS. Proprietor, Ha. in../ eil B taken t t is exeeihipt Hotel, the proprietor wie,hes .o .ake the 041it1111CC of the traveling public and eels oonfla tof 'giving entisfaction to all who ma% all on him. Feb 12,66 tf . . ►IAR,BLE WORK Monuments and Tomb-Stones f tat- 013.dg, will be furniglied cin reasons terms and short ilotb••• by rtrettfille. Residence: bonth of oudersport, Pa., on the Sloneinallo .ing e volt, - orle, ill.. n•a-; DAN DADA= ' iii , Rood. or it , MUSTY and. Al CLAIM AGF.NCI , us prod:LTA for Soldiera of the preeent .e disabled by reason of wound.; received mtracted while in the service of toe Unite, !ponsiona, bonoty, und arreare of pay ob lidosea or heirs of thoce who have died or , w hil e. in aervico: All lettera uf iagairy lswerel, and on reeelprby mail of a etate ca=e of claimant, I will forward.the ne )ere for their signature. Feel. in ren4t.iii - ad by Inw. Ileterg to loaf.. leann Benson. WO; JUDD S. Mann, and F. W.llCnoz, Eag ' DAY BAKER, Claim Agent, uoudertport„ra. TdENSIGIS Peasto a oh ar w o iseabeee S tee; and ; tamed for been killed • promptly a• merit of tb, eassary Pa I cases at 4 fix= 4-0.0 J'anoB 6i . :Itch! itch ! Itch; ! ECK(II ! SCRATCH ! SCRATCH ! T 1 . WO ATONIS OINTIIENT, NMI,, ~,Lre Abe Itch in 48 Hours 1 AlEn cu es SALT RHEUM, 'ULCERS, VIII ISLAINS, :nd all ERUPTIONS OF THE SKIN Price SO cease. For sale by all I irnerigt@. By sendmr 60 cents to NVISIKS,B4 POTTER, Sole Agents., 10 Washington street, Boston, it will be forwarled by 011,41, free of postage,to any part of the United States. alto / 1 i '.. Iliknoteti rlq . 41% . TIE IrOumd- She is cunning—sometimes Free and easy, , but of bol Like an ipple, ripe an i mell Not too young and not too Half inviting, half repellant. Now adva.nciug'andluotr F Thpre is mischief in her laog raere is danger in her eyr She - She has studied human nature, • She is schooled in every art, She has taken her diploma, I • . As the mistress of the heart;' ' She; can tell the very momen When t • sigh and when to smile. t . 'Oh! a maid is sometimes cha ming, But a widow all the while l . • Are von sad 7 oh ! theriltowSeriOus Will her pretty face, beconiel Yon. arc angry :Ale is wretched ,' SaddeiO. frienillessi, tearful, dunk. ,Are you inirtlifyi ? how her laughtei, Silver•sinindino, will ring out 1 She can lure, and catch. and play you As an angler does a trout! :1 ”old fossils," nearly fifty. 1 • Who arti plotting, deep 1.141 Ye ~ , VtluUllsei" of twenty, IWith the lore-light in your eyes, You niay Practice al/ the 1•,.50n5 ,. Taught by Cupid since the f. 411, But I kno' a little widow Who can win and fool you an - Stevo . Altaot's Mist4ike. In the town of A-, up among the mountains of New Hampshire, there lived ri certain old gentleman who rejoices in the „tame of Steve Altant,' or "Old I Steve" a : ie is best known to the residtihts cf hi :!own: a man better skilled in bear huntilq.; t!ltan in books. He can tell a l i wonderfu, :ale of hair breadth'escapes frotrt toe wild denizens of the forest, better. than he cat, nake a speech in the halls of .the State Capitol. Ala old Steve represented hi, town in the iLegislature. His remarks for "the honor conferred" in he town meeting were said to be wonder a:, and without4oubt they were as origi Rd as his careeifts a legislator; was brit tilt, Well the first of June saw Steye en route :Or Concord, dr*sed in bis best snit of home pun. In due thne be arrived, there, and •pui up" a private dwelling,!' instead 01 .s hotel, beeau,ti he could thus save a cop per. I The nexilm3inino Steve was"up bright and early, ati4 as lie had finished his break all., he set out for the' State House in a -g eat, taking" for fear that he would be to.: .ate, and That t11 4. y "would' begin" before tid should get there. • lAlthougn a stranger in the city, he dis laiued 'to inquire the way, for fear that ,ieople Would think hire greed; so; after Natiderin,,o about for.some time his eye at last rested -on what he supposed to be the building in question,. So he boldly walk ed in and seeing a man. at a desk busily en gaged in wr i tting he accosted him thus: 'Fine morning, :stranger." ''"Yes," was !the response. "Say, mister, I -!have a leetle business with you," in 'alone slightly ,riled at 'the iconic response. "Well, what is it?" said the Clerk laying down his pen. ' "Sir, 'ti- this_ I suppose I am' entitled to a Seat in this ere building, and I would like . fOr you to show_ me the way to where the rest of them are." "What dO you take this to be!" asked the clerk, a §niile playing round his mouth. I "The State House, to be sure." "The State HdtisA ! I fear you are slight ly mistaken, my friend. This is the Spate Old Steve gave one look in the face of the clerk to make, sure that he was not jok ieg, then hastened. from the room to the street, and gave tbe first person he met a dime to slitm hrert the State House.. That night he returned to beg the clerk', not to tell of his Mistake; but it was too late. It. had spread far and' wide, and to cap all heWas put on the committee on th . e. State Prisdn. as 'twas observed that be! was .well aCquainted with that institution. The next year old Steve returned to pri- Catellife; his con-tituents thinking it best to dispense with his distinguished services , If, a mai wants tb be knocked down, let hirn linquiie of old Steve how he likes leg islating! i . A l WELL dressed fellow walked into a room where they were talking and !stretching himself Up to his full height exclaimed,:in-a loud voice: "Where, is the Radical? Show me a Rad cal, gentlemen, and I will show you a liar. I. In' an instant a man "I am a Radical, sir!' ‘l.l 7 bricre I" ‘•Yes, air, I am:" "Well, you just step with me, land.l.'ll show sail I couldn't find . a II Ain't he a liar, I stkoul _ _ --:"There, ate ties th severed," as the ill in she found her brute.of in thehay loft. —S. chancres Slialit chanes aril • Dinner for nothincr is s i t y9u can't say fu much baboteb to the Wiheipies, of iru,e qho the 00IDEAS?ORT, POTTER COUNTY A Trance in 01.1 en Time. DOW. . . _ Thomas Say, who lived a - century ago, was a member of the society of Quakers. je was the author of several works; and . tISo wrote the. history. of his owt, life, a bi glraphy, whkh has always been in high tsteein among- those of his faith. In thi, narrative of certain psychological phi"- mmena, which at the present time would t)E. Classed under -the "general head of mes merism and self-induced magnetism. .The Mowing is an extract, in substance, from the work in que- Con:— . the ninth day, between the hour , of four and five, I fell into a trance, in which I remained till about three orfour the :le morning. 'After my departure from the . body—for I felt that I had left the body— my father and mother, together with oth - .ms, among whom was Susannah Robinson, who were watching with me, shook me anti felt .my pulse, but found no evidence of an) remaining life in Dr. 'Kearstey, wh , - Awl; attended me; was sent for, and in Fit , manner examined me and pronounced Int -lead; but as he. was about leaving me, h. turned back, saying that something im yelled . him to try further. After applying a glass to my mouth and fin ling a moisture upon it, he said that if I was no; -lead I was so far gone as to be past recov _try. Upon returning again to the body 3 ;poke; and those who were sitting up with tie were very much alarmed; the secon iime I spoke they all rose from their seats' the third time they all came to me. l‘b father and motile . queStioned me about u:, add I told them that I though that I had died; and as I left the body and rose towards Heaven my ears were greeter with voices, the music of which threw in, into transports of joy. The prospect. arounc In ' as I floated along, was arrayed in th ,, frost beautiful green. I cast my eves back towards the earth and saw that three mei of my - acquaintance had died. Two of these looked white and guns; he other wa :lot so. The three rose from their bathe!, is I hid done from mine. There appeared before us a transparent opening. I an,i one , of these men came up .to it and he paSsed in; but at the moment when I at tenipted'to enter I Came out of the trance. On my return to consciousness I said t: flay Mother, •Oh that I had made one step further, and not returned to earth again I desired them to say nothing to me, for 1 still heard the music that bad- so ravishe,. ;ne; and while I heard it I felt no pain, bur when it ceased the pain returned. I told those who were with me of the death of the three men, and they sent to see if i , was SO. The Messenger returned, saying that they were dead. One of these was negro named C,uffee. belonging to the wig .m• Kearney; lisaw him die in the brick kitchen. When they we-e laying him on a board his heatilfell from their hands • thi, I Saw plaicly, for the walls of the house were no hindrance to my sight. :''After my- recovery the widow Icearne sent for me. I told her that I had seen lidr negro rnanldie while in my trance.— she ;questioned me as to where he died. 1 told her it wits in her brick kitchen, be tiyeen the jamb of the chimney and the wall,' and mentioned the circumstance of his lien slippihg from their hands. She replied that was right; and asked further if I coald tell where they laid him. I replied that _hey had laid the body be t Ween the back door and the street door. while a place was being swept under „hire Whitlow, where he was afterwards placed. Slie said that rwas orrect in these par ticulars:" My. i•;', old. 2 Y Ask a member of that highly-polished guild what heiunderstands by the phrase. "Polite Society," and he will tell you that signifies a select, ate. iation of ladies and gentlemen by whom he. laws (prescribed 14 courtesy ari , ( good breeding are strictly ohserved. Hi will ma say that obedience to the polite code of n involves deliberate treason to truth and. ndor. Yet so it is. - . Put the same uestioi to a synical despis er of etiquettei and h will insist that "Po lite Society" iS tieith:r more nor less than a! congeries of com i entional hypocrit e=. governed by rules - Which forbid th 4 bold utteiance of unpleasant truths and sanction the use of tlat,erin . o. falsehoods. The cyn ic's though somewhat harsh, A%it • be found, upon the whole, correct TO be courteous, in the true, Christian sense of, the worth—for courtesy is a Christian ivir tue—it is not necessary to be mendacious. To revile a person whom we happen to difilike wou'd be unnecessary and ungentle manly; but to flatter and compliment him im s piece of unmanly meanness. " "Polite Society" when otf parade, and resolved hack into its domestic elements,• is even -More bitter and accrimonious than the -n -pOlished vulgar. It indemnifies itself be hind the scenes for the part it plays in pub lie,. by satirizing, abusing and condemning very people to whom it has recently rendered homage. It is an artificial sys tem, founded on the gran.' mistake that it iz impossible to be at once courteous and sincere. Depend upon it, there is very little Christian charity in what is called "Vol4te Society." I. xcLaimed 1, round the corner you - a-fellow who j i ldical id the ward. I like to know'!" 't never should be 6 'ed Itifo said when busbabd hanging 0 0 • -e great differences. ery good fun; but nothing for dinner. 1 - What Is Po ite Society? iszelipiinfieq of 31J0r41119, _4lO. Wtitos. tITESDAY. DIKRCII 19; 1867 in el Cowling, The Last Soldier of the Revolutior. the folk lEr M, Albany Journal gives the following of. Samuel Downing, who died as announced, at his home near.North n Saratoga County, 'on Monday 9: - • He was born in Newburyport,' NM.,... Nov. 40,:1.761. He 'was therefore ,in the to6t. -,yat• of his age when he died—hip prect• age being 105 years 2 months and 21 days:, He entered the army :of the RevollutiOn when he was 16. To do so he leftis employer (in New-Hampshire) witho vouti i t leave. On his first application he was fused, but be soon found .srecruitiug ace who took him„ notwithstanding hi!. and diminutive stature. This wa. just a ter the surrender of Burg,6yrie: He entered into the service with, great spirit l and enthusiasm. He may not have onde mod all the great issues involved .in the ntest, !apt he served as faithfully and bugh as brOely as those ivii.. did. Much .1 his time was spent in the valley, of the Xloha vk, guarding trains and fighting [n -bans nd Tories. 'But t h he .was also with he a my on the Hudson, and took . part it. ~ ,he leinorable siege of Yorktown. H. , il :oral' ued in the service until. the 'Close of the war; and 'e'en down to old age; it was Ids c del ght to diherse about;Wash ogto ,whom he had o ten seen,and thejov 01 .he p ogle when peace, was declared and the ratio 's liberties achieved. • , A the close of the war he returned to New- ampshire, settled upon a farm in A.ntr , and soon afterward married kis, Eu ni George, two Yeare his junior, with whor7 he lived in perfect al,ord until 1853 She • as the mother.' of thirteen . children ten o 'whom precetiTil her to the tomb. He took possession of t e farnitvliere he died in 1744, - It was then a trackless wilder 1 ness. The first son was born in 1782, and the ISt in 1811. The latter is the happy !Abet of thirteen children. Three of hi .ons erred through the late war in the LlM°Army, and one of the daughters is. )r svi s recently, a teacher of freedmen at !iorf lk, Va.; so that patriot blood still runsl l in the veins of the faMilY. The motl+r of these three boys was. reluctant to co4sent to have them All go to the &eLi-,. ,zit t to old patriot insisted, and mithing loth, bey did what their grandfather de iired rather than what their, mother prefe ed.w During the war it as' .his lief pleasure, to hear of Union victories, tl. and keep note of the battles in ; 'which the b ys were engaged. He prayed to live until peace:came back to the country, and lelas gratified, although he was- disap poin d in another wish that he might see ~. Jeff axis hung. M. Downing was something of a politi 1 ciao He would always vote, and always vote on the side of .freedom and justice. lie gave his first vote' for Washington and ; his last fur Lincoln; and' in recounting his! . political experience, he was always sure to say that he did not vote for' Budhanan. /4 his age would indicate, he was ia roan of iron constitution; the result of reg. alar habits and a religious life, Both him self and wife . ‘vere exetniary members of the Methodist•Chureh, and his bible wa his constatut o companiun He was tilways cheerful—looked at everything pleasantly, and suffered nothing to worry or disturb hire. Hrs. grand-children ' were his play mates, and contributed 'greatly to the joy of his old age.. Although Although a temperate man, he was not a 'teetotaller. He took a. glass of liquor . occasionalli, but was never intoticated He had mot a very high opinion of the quality of the ram of the present day, and thought if what people drank was as fair, As that made it the gaol o'd times, there would be ley eVil resillting from the hag it. He alsb used tobacco, and tea wa. hi tavortte beverage. We are afraid some o. our dietarian friends . will I e disappointed at this revelation of Mr. Downiug'S habits Whiskey occasionally, and tobacco and tea all the time, and yet he lived to 105 years: This is not. the modern theory. But per haps if he had used neither he might have lived to!a.hundred and fifty 1 Here is a specimen of breaking the news. (ventl-7. During the summer of 1849 a Mr. James Wilson, of WeSt J rey, died with cholera while some fifty milts from home. Jtihn ROgers was employed to con vey the dead body in a wagon to his frinds and. home. By inquiry he learned the pre cise house of the d,-ceased Oa driving to die door he called to a repectably-appear mg lady who was in fact the neWly-Made widow, and asked: . • - - "Does Mr. Wilson live here!" "Yes," was her reply, "but he is. not at: home to day." "1 know lie'es not at home now, but he will be very soon, for I've gut him here dead in the wagon 1" • Betsey I says ' "a newspaper is like a wife, because! every' manshould have one of Lis own.' Aunt Betsey is right. Sally," said a lover to his, intended, ~a ive us a kiss, will you i" "..No I won't," said Sally, "help yourself." Aovzca To Yours° GENTLEMEN.—.''b< following a4viee is given to )ouu L t meu;, dieir well-wisher, Josh Salinas. ; ' Ist. If yOu hev gout; for breakfast, don' Iniertake to eat it with your 'fingers it Yo kan git a fork,; and !ever wipe your no ,, •n the table-cloth .as long as yoo her a coat . sleeve. 2d. If yob don't know how to chew ti. , 7 backer loose no time; the best way is ; ti‘ 4it behind a_ hog pen and practis befi)r you chaw, in , public. (Joih knows by ex oerience.) but persevere, its the onla sour Pa learnt. - 3d. If you have got to be 12 and can't aware good, the 'chances are yb, Won ' t amount to ennything. About 'ez .00d a way et. I know of, to !earn is to be rm. - by saying 'tandem it," and then wort up.. • • 4 i th. Larning how to - drink is aslow pro -_e•-s, but dredful sartin; cider is purty iu to get the hang with, but ruw cherry A , , . . sth. Bt all means at an early age git in to the habit of staying out late nites - Don't ilis i s a circus, Oa are means of-grace. Zia -dl Vertue nonsense, and suspect: all reload,. Watch yure older brother, and brag ou hi, dev i ltries: -1 - 1 oiler these rules clos, and if they don i nri e a plum uv . you yoo ' ban honchldt ilia you hey mistook • the crook of yoo .teus and air -proberly designed Aar kdeoen ti - . Ma • FRIENDSHIP DP WOSIAN.-Nothing Cgnk , oe More severe than this picture of friend ship, written by Lady -Clara Cavendigf. Men—that is men who ,are worth an thing—are capable:of a gootl,tleal of ,soli. rrindship for each other, at all events the'• are , goverued by a certain prineiple of bon or ' and' you 'will hardly ever bear -one o the sterner sex entertaining a parlor full .kii guests:with the foibles and. failings of hi= most intimate friend, or with. sarcastic. re. marks ion his personal appearance; . W.- wish We could say .the same or our own se i. but alas,•we cannot. Sometimes we doub the existence of friendship in feminine b:- - ' onis altogether, and wonder A the revel:, dons which women ,make of their owl. meanness to each other.. i When Augusta. and Amelia seek eactl other's society constantly, twine their arm around each Other's waists, kiss at _partin, Lind exahange the most 'affectionate litre (billets, the supposition is 'that they' are [ friends; but ten to one, if you meet - Angus to by herself, to yoursurprise, 'pit leaf that her opinion of Amelia is by. no mean a high one. She wonders what you' ac see in her to admire, assures you - that sh,. Is very vain, and entertains you with an ac count of certain , mysteries in her toi el, which you mion't mention to any one; but really, the idea of those curls !being het . own, and that color. _ There is somethitni horrible in treachery.. 'Why . need women be false to each other? They are constant. as a general tiling to those of the other sea. Jozzxswas fond of a spree One evening he told his better halt ne was igoing- ou. 'or a few minutes, and would only- be gnu till eight. Al•out midnight Jones mom nome tight, and. excused himself for hi staying tilt such late hours on the' groutt. that she ha.l. ziven her. consent to his stay ins out 6 . 11 late. A.. night or two after, it Jones. was pulling - on h's bat, frs June.. mindful of, the put, made him promise t , come home by nine. Jones . solethnly.pleila .red his wont and departed. AG,no in th small bOurs, he carne home dancing a Chero :tee reel, and singing a song to Match.--- Stumbing his way to his •wife's room,. h. jaculateed. q'lierts, Susan, and didn't I promise you (hie) I'd coma !mine benign— tild here (hip) I come (Itic) the be• oianest fellow, (hit)_ in the , Whole (hie) " A MARRIAGE . LiNDEk At. Ottawa; Canada-, on Friday, a young coquette had an appointment toelope.witlt ”rich private, John Welsh! While in waiting - los the girl, the soldier iw . as seized. ragged and stripped 3 .•and an old forte, Larry Lawler, whom - Julia had jilted f , the red-coat, donned the unifor'rn, kept, the try t, and - was firmly tied to the girl before s'ie discovered the mistuke,by already made priest, feed for the occasion. i The girl's mother bad arranged the wEthle affair.— Julia profesed her wthingneis to allow things to stand .ast.hey were, her one de- .ire for a husband having been .answered. A.Yorsa GOosn.—A market girl sold a g entleman a fine fat goose,. warranting it to be young. It turned Out, when roasted to be unmanageably tough. The next day he gentleman said to the fnarif i t girl: "That goose which ybu sold me fur a young one was yery obi." "Certainly not," said the girl; don't you call me young?" "Yes." • • "Well; I am but nineteen, and I heard mother say often, that that goose was six weeks younger than. me." j - -- • i —At a prayer . meeting n T-L New —amp shire, a worthy , layman spoke of a poor bo whosa father 'was a drunkanl and whos, moiler was a widow, TERDIS.--$1.50 lER• BREVE it --,A. lire seal Wa6 caw) : dear Bangor. • —The gmati itch" is • ",attte. ,—Drops of grey:e ca Yokohoma. . —England trembles be taps of Reform: - •• - —Tlie_.-pbilosoplier of t b ren done in Marble. —They have the 'IA ;orne parts •of —New Hardy:shire h: estA in school boom*. , . . -- , BuffrlO has:caged a p Her of long stan,line —A line of steamers 3s.tim9re and Bretnen r —There is not trade e :he Spanish railroads prat —A 'Harrisburg lad • roasted LWo cats in a kitch damp is playing frescoes in the Ho of of ---Several thousand tone it Niagara Falls, tektite o —What is the relation or the door-mat to the .exaper I It is a step farther. It is not what we make, but what *e that mak e s us rich. I . —LA hop on the "light ftn t o,tie toe" 11531 he p.a.:rut, hut not 4 -hen on bop on he fantastic toe of your nOgli r. -±Why are country girl's cheeks Tao French calico? Because they tare "wary rant't d to wash and retain their tcolor." —A fire at Fairfax Court lystse, week I w4 l re I last, was succesdully fought with snow. . i-The grape crop on ithe hio lske ...;,o r l .• has failed only four tim in forty Yeails• --A: jeweller •in •New, York imported; i;3,000 wonh of diamonds, in a givautity of 4"Spe-eli is silveim, but silence is gold -n.l •I' Hence the exprewion, hush money, -I Tao hundred additional omnibuses. , ' / 3 r9 men mint. in rams, in view of c 'ming Exposition. —All the Memphis schools over lowing, and the opening of additional ones is contemplated. —Half a dozen geialemen in New 'Bed ord di: e,l tither, the other day, who are sorth $2,000:000. —Punch. sugges is that after dinner cott ,-ersation shonld be called post brandial ostead of post prandial : . --John C. Calhoun's old homestead, in ioutli Carolina, is to be sold at auction on be 4th of March nest, —Tilton supports Barnum for Congress, mil B r anum' supports 'Tilton by adrertis•. hi the independent. • - -1-Grace Greenwood is in favor of - giv• .ng, the ballot to. every woman who owns t sewing machine or a wash tub. - —A. boy in Ciheinnati-lostthree fingers by a pl ning machine, and goes into court lemauding $5,000 damages. . . —John Chinaman in Paris furnish 4 a .veal at.S very:; low priCe to working men, 'tit there is au unhappftuspicion of tulip • —A lady correqpondent having fallen in iVe with Mr. Leonard Jerome, saga that ( I 'n th • Man the "noblest looking man hi New York." —The New rork Stock exchange has .given $50,000 for the purchase of food for the poor of the South, by the Southern Relief Qommittee. —There must be a "tea-room" in .the - Buffalo poor-house!' The holt year's bill of .txpenses includes an item of $879 for vi his= key and cigars. • —The meteoro:ogists report the-month o f January the first in seventy years that has pwsed by without a thaw. • There was not the sign of a thaw in the entire month. —An old toper was overheard, the other da , advising a young ', man to get married, ebeCause then, my boy, you'll have some body. to pull oft' Tour boots !hen you go home drunk." 4 - —Statistics show that the Northwest contains one-sixth of the improved land of the country, and produces one-half otitis' entire bulk of the products of the United States. —The Lewiston Journal says that At company has. been organized at Medianio - Falls, called the Furlong Paper Pantalette Co., to manufacture borders to ladies' Bracers and cbildren's pantaletts—an or namental appartimance to be butbnied , to the garment,_ which may be readily re placed: when soiled. MI IN :2211 on die _river tig . .intortg Ohia, the gteetfir eath the 100 V a 2Vihane'h. kf s" $OO 000 essional swig- to ply. between ough to !make We. unconsciously n nulge. havoc with thil aritament.. - Table6f_lt(Ai her day.
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