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POTTER JOITRN_A_L,
posthstiltri , irt
N. W. WcA.I.ARNEY; Proiwrfetoi..
war Devoted to. tge .oariso of Republicanism, them
Coreatiof Aurloolture, the advaiicernent of EducatiOu,'
lied the beat trocdol ownioguoguide
except' that or Principle,. it will endeavor air' iu the
work rif more fully Freedutulilu_eder Coo utry,
IgirAdvertisernentsitnSerta tit the rollciWi
lottcepti where specialbsraltina are made, A"-qu i re"
is 10 lilies of Brevler S'of Nonpareil types :
I:,,qS n iare, 1 insertion' • $1 50
squittie,2 or .3 insettious-e---- -------- 0
Nash subsequent' iiisertlon less than 13 40
tau:are, 1 IQ 00
300
'ltn - tneas Cards; 1 year_.-"---- "-
Ad. ylinlstrator's R'see u Wes Notices-_--_- 300
fElgetnal and Editorial Notices per Hue-- 20
parlAlirranalent advertisements must be paid in
lidrunee,and no notice will be taken of tulvertl-omenta
from le distance, unless they are accompanied by the
honey or satisfactory referees.. ,
• Illaepb Work, of all kinds, excented*lth neatness
I,TildegPatch• ' •
BITSI_NESS NOTICES.
Ove r land Accepted Aneleni York Ititrisotis
1:f AtIA. .
LODGE, No. 342, F. A. M. Stated
Mootio4i on the 21 and 4th " , adnesenyg Drench
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ontti Mill, in the 3tl Story of the Olmsted Block.
.C.Voillitll3s,v3ee. W3f..STIEAII, Wild.
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. . , 7 , : .-.. O. firi. ELLISON, M. 1).,
pRACTICING PHYSICIAN,. Coudersport, Pa.,
respectfully:informs the citizens &the village and
vicinity thathe will promptly respend to all calk for
professional set vices. `Office on First street, ftnst deur
%vest of hls residence. 1.1-40
JOHN: f 3, 3IANN,
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jTonliEy; .0113 COUNSELLOR AT LAW.
'CUMIN : sport, w.ll attend the severai Courts
In..rotter aid Cameron counties.. Ail businesff en
trusted to his care will receive prumpl attention.
taticoon Main @creel, in :ro, , ,ltlenco. ,
`OIO.II4TED iAICRABEE,
ATTORNEYS ATILAW, Coudersport, Penn's
Will attend to alr.business entrusted to their
tare with promptness andti lelity.. Will also attend
the IseVeral courts la n the adjohilne counties. Omen
In dies ieeinid storey of the Olmsted Block.
IS,IkAtI BENSON,
A T,TOIINEY-AT- LAW, Conder,port, Pa., will
attend to all business entrusted to him with care
and promptness. Attends Courts of adjoining coun
ties.. °nice uu Second street,near the Allegany' bridge
F. W.
ATTORNEY AND .COUNSELLOR AT LAW,
Coudersport, l'a-., will attend the Uonrta in Pot
'er and the adjoining counties.
• • ' MILLER dc .IIeALARNEY,
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TTOR qEYS-.A'.T LAW, 111 tinnnoicco, Pen r.—
. • Agents for the Collection of Claim znth. t the
' ited States and state Governmeins,suellt:Pellbi oll s,
itonnty,Arrears of Pay,dcc-AdOrees 1.9;x 95,, iurrO.hollt.
wR. mitten, . . • I
.. O. De4LAIt!;6I:
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H - . M. W. :ticA.I.ARNEY,
I REAL ESTATE and INSUIL NCB AGENT.—
.Land and Sold, Takes paid and Titles
- nyostigated. Insures property nsinst tire On- best
ioOmpanles - the Country. and Persons inraiti , t !Seel
idents , ln the Travelers Irniuranilo Coatpany of Hart
ford. 'Business transacted protaytly 17-2:9
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P. A. STEBBINS 4 - .. Co.,
APRGHANTS—DeoIers In 'Dry Goods, V.ihey
Goods, Grocerleo.Proeision.,Flour,Peed , l' ork,
and everything usually kept in a good country store.
Produce bought and sold . .. 17 :2'9
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le. 11. SIM3IO.IKS,
irEICCIIANTT —WELLSVILLE N. Wite,le
,ln s.de and 'Retail Dealer In Dry Goole, Fancy and
43taple Goods. Clothing, Ladies ICressti. , Ods.G ro ceri es,
'loue Feed &.,
.e • Rliberal etailers supplied on terms
CIILARLE.S. S. JO.NES,
4'inCiLiNT--Dualers In Driigs. Medi clne.s, l'aint
Oils Fancy rticloo, Statiou,ry, Dry Guutlg..,
leirocerles;.t.C., Main Street, Coudersport, Pa
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E. .01,3LSTED,
11/I"EitCH ANT—Dealer in nu Goods, ileadylnale
.Cbdhing,. Cruckury, Groceries, Iced,
rork,l.ProtliJous, tic., Afain street, Coudersro ,
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'COLLINS SMITH,
MERCII.A.Nr—DeaIer in Dry ,Goods, Groceries,
Provisions, Hardware, QUeellelWare, Cutlery,
'and all H 0.6,18 u.ually found Ina eoutitry store.
•11. J., OLMSTED, •
AILDWARE• Mercnant, and Dester in Stoves,
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Tin and Sheet Iron-Wsre. Main st tact; wailer
sport; Pent.'it. Tin and Sheet: Iron War, mode to
order, in,ittood style, on shot 1 - tittles. :
CIiIUDEBSPOire IXOTEL..
HC.VERMILYEA,PsoPntsTos, Corn. • :slain
. and Second stiects.Cooderanort , Pdr Co. Pa.
A Livery Stable is also kept in
' connection with this
TloteL nnd from the Itallronds.r
Potter Journal Job-Office.
• 11(TAVING lately added a fine new assortment of
1.1. - 'JOB-TYPE to our alrea•ly large assortment.
we are now prepared to do n111:106 of work, cheaply
and with tastOand neatness. Orde:s solietted. •
LYMAN -HOUSE.
teiritaliill6 - , -- tottei'' county, - Pennsylvania.
'T)I/11TON LEWIS. Proprietor,. iiaing.
rp, ten.this excellent Hotel, tne proprietor wishe - s
o make the acquaintance of the traveling public and
eels confident of giving satisfaction to all who may
all on Wm.—Feb.l2,U - -"tf
At-ARBLE -WORK
ly, -monuments and Tomb-Stones
gp, of all kinds, bo furnished on reasona
bla terms and abort notice by
11111 Uk: Residence : I)?M j i l l r es south of
ilOhit ; Or ietive C° kl d o ' ll r r a giTeZte th i n . PhoustB4nlficer-hfelAug
DAN BAILER,
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VE1031011; BOUNTY and WAR CLAIII•AGENCY
Pensions procured for Soldiers of the present
ar who are disabled by reason of wounds received
or disedse contracted While In the service of the United
States •, and pensions, bounty, and arrears of pay ob
tained fotiwidoWS Or heirs of ; thoad who have died or
been - kilted Whibd In SerVied. All letteti dr ingniry
promptly answered. and on receipt by mail of a state-i
Mont of -the case of claimant, I will forward the co
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'cossack iispers for their signature. Fees 111'1'01Mo:I
rases as fixed by law. Refers to Hone. lease Benson,
A. G. Olmsted, John s. Mane and F. W. Knox; Beg.
DAN BAKER,
17ene8 64 Claim Agent, Goodorqlort,
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-♦" " 40 ' . errr Yeiiil Va Niant, i u miiii
I.ooo•evL•rywhdre to on
our . IMP 4 i6ven
A .Sewing Machines. Three now kinds. Under ' and
AIPPer feed. :Warranted five years, -Above salary
'or large commissions paid. The ONLY machines sold
inthe United States for less than $4O, which are tullv
licensed by Howe, Wfieeler'& Wilspn, Grover ,I na
ker,Singer dr, Co.. Ez.Bacheider. ALL other cheap ma
athiesargleffringemouts .ruld. the seller-or. user are
figit6 to'litre4, dee, tiny inierisodnihnt. ' Circulars
ree. ;Address, or call upon Shaw ,k, Clark, Blade
ord, Maine, or Chicago, Ill.Deo. 26,1865. ' idWiy.
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Itch ! Itch ! Itch !
SCRATCH! SCRATCH!
~SCRATCH
WHEATON'S_ _OINTMENT,
WilkCare Ale, ,Itcb t !in 413:1)(0i.,rs
AiSo cures 9ALT RHEUM . , ULCERS, (MITI,
BLAANS, end 'all' ERUPTIONS OF TRE4S JUN.
Price 56 cents. ' , Per sale-by all drnegiste. By manill:
60 cents to 'WEEKS 8:, POTTER, Sole Aeeri)s, ro .
Washington strect,Eostoo, It . will be forwarded by.
mall, neknfpostago,to any. part of the United States:
kfiat 1,1609, spondee wky lyr. • • = •
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: • • •'_•.• ;Biddy's •• rubles,
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' It's ; trtie for me, Katy,;, that I niver seed
'the like of this people afore. • It's a Sorry '
time like been having since coming :0 this .
house,: !tWelva iiiiinthh agene this - week
Thurs . < ay. Ifer knO l iiv that my, fourth cous
in, Ai' n Miiearthy, Irieomniinded me: to
Mrs:: Whale'r,, and, tbid the lady that I
knew all abont'ginteel 'houSework and the
likes; Vhile,•at the same time, I.- had niver
seetriter DM - American lady's kitchen. So
iishe e glindi mc, and niv heart was.jist.
readyp•O•burSi,t with griefter•ihehtcify hat '
Ann had told, for Mrs. Whaler was a s ate
spokeri•lady,irand Diver hioked cross lik in
her lifl;thaJ : l.knew by
, her kind, smooth
face. . Well, jist the firot thing she told me
to do, after I. had dressed the children, was
to dress the ducks for dinner. I stood
lookiag at the lady a couple of Minutes be
fore loUld make-out, 'any meaning at all
to her wOrds. Thin I Went searching after
clothe , fer„the ducks-; and such a time as
I had, to be sure., High and. low I wetit,
till at a
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st my MiStreSS - iiiced.-Die what for I
was lo kihg;' and I told her the clothes for
the du ks, to be sure.-. Och, and' how she
scrcaned and laughed; till mYfabe . .ivea rid
as the sun wid shame, and she showed me
in her kind, swate way what her, meaning
was. 'Then she told'Me how to air tie
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beds, and:it Was•a- proud day for me, inda e,
when I could go up chamber alone aid
dare - up the rooms: One day Mrs. Whator
said to rrie-- .' • . --, , .
"Biddy, atp n yer may (live the baby an
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alai) cr, if vees will." • : - : -
What should I do—and it is thrue,what
I am saying this ble..sed minute—but go
up stairS wid the, child, and shake it and
thin h i owld it by its arms out. of the chap-l
-b-ex +der: • Such a serainingand kicking
as that baby givol—but I hild on to it the
harder. ! livery man and woman in the_
street looked up. at Erie, mid . at laSt my
misthress came leaping up the stairs to see
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what flit' was so much noik.
"I anithrying to air the baby," I 4d,
but 'it , kiAs and Screams .di•id fu I ly,"
There' was .company clown belowi and
1 wain Mrs Whaler told them what I had
been- aftlicr doing, I thought ,they ivoLtld
scare :the folks! , in 114 straw
_wid .tbOr
serameirigi: • 1 , -1 . -: . i
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And 'then I was told that, I mnst do pp
11„tr. Whaler's liDen 'shuts one day, .when
my rnisthreSs was out shopping. She
told me,
,rdpeatedly to thi them up nice, for
,
my maSter was phi' away, so I takds the
'shartsJthid did them all up in , some payer
that I' :as :tither bringing from the old
i counthry wid me, `and 'tied sumo bright
1 pink ribbon about the brindle. ' I
"W,here are the charts,. Biddy ?" a g ed
Mrs. Wbaler,-when she corned home.
'...1 have. been hither (loin' them up in a
,qudiinice.'whY,'' I shid; Margin' her the
'butne. • - 1 I: ' • 1 '
. -'Will you ilveri be 4one . wid yer gram
- aess?iiiShe as 'J, wkli a load Serino°
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I c tn't for 6eilifesnf Me:be tolling what
their talking manes. At home, 'we call
the lis.es of thisl Work ,fine starching—and
a <lea of it Yhave dond ioo. ,Not long
ago', Mrs. Whaler *as Ithehing me to:make
bin; 1 she 'told 'me to dash my hands in
the A Eth,d'ish before pitting them into the
dong 1
..' Thin Whin t washed the „dish
cloth in the same dishwid date water ; I
got' hit of scolding., . and my misthress
sakti,t; was not n ate to be loin' so.. I can't
ielli.bf ! a .truth; L i e,' cab's, why the dish I
washki my hands in, when I was just put
ting ithem in the: bread, was 'not clane
enough fol the dish-cloil that was only
nare he dishes. Ochl and may the bles
sed v rgin bity me, for I never'lrbe cured.
of my grWeness.
Tic Paixtr,ros Otht.i.nEsGE —A Week
or tATo ag o we published the challenge_
made by aeorge A. Barber, of Detroit, in
which he , proposed a trial of speed at case,
for frhtn 82,000 to 85,000, with any print
er i Wilo could plank 'up a like stun. No
donbi, Barber will challenge;
his challene,
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witlaiut, delay, as a, c , otemporary in Posey
cotinty, Indiana, - itasla Checkmate for the
Detniit King, in the following: ,
"We have a compdsitor in thin office, ale
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frictiCon f whose Movernents over the type
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in hil stick fusr t4iern solid like stereotype
plate 4 j he only waY to prevent this. is to
have iht d case submerged in wat'er, and the 1
rapidity "of his motions lteeps - the Water
bnilitig and bubbling !so that eggs havefre
i
gnat ly i teen boiled it the space, box. Pipes
lead rom the bottom of his case to a boiler
in th press-room, ant. the steam generated
by our fast compositor's . motions runs the
powei•-prLss.'! In one!. day, he set so much
type "that it took all hands, from editor to
devil; two }leeks to' 'read the proof, and
it wasn't his kood day for for setting type,
either i i 1 1 , 1
George cah pack his stick and trari I to
PosecountY, if he has in him the stuff of
whic)i martyrs argil made. Two hemis
phers - will !hreatl4esly await the ' ; result,
which will we trurti in consideration-of the
terrible "in§pense, announced at the ear
liest moment. We f lare ready
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tope
gold tit
De,(lot6a to tfie Vi-iirolpies of irtio'Doilloolrqc9, qlld fete Qissetqiiiglioq of 3),T0i.41if, g,iteillyi.e and Aotos.
111 COUDERSPORT, POTTER NUTTY, PA., TUESDAY DECEMBER 13; 1.866,
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at is the difference between a wealthy
i
l and 4! skilful miner? One tine' his
ilto qnarts and the other tur f his
into ,goild -1 - L. _
QIFIESTiONS AND A,NSIVERS.
SqH.E.WLSE, BUT lIOSTLY OTHERWISE.
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according to Sam Weller, a soiree be
leg of mutton and , trimmings, what is a
soiree dansante? Ditto; with capers, to
be sure. '
Why are country girls' cheeks like a
gooilprint.dress ? . Because they are war
ranted to wash and rctain their color.
Why. is wit like a Chiest, lady' foot?
j c.
Becausi, .brevity is : the sole f it.. .
,What kind Of Paperms tables a sneeze?
Tisue paper. I
Why is the letter S like thunder ? Be
cause it makes our cream sour cream.
Which is the most profitable of all busi
nesSl The shoe, for every pair is soled
befiire it is finished. ; I
Why are opera dancers like parricides ?
Because they execute their pds, •
Why may a foolish fellow reckon on
having the sympathy of a atter ? 'Be
cause a hatter has always fe t for a fellOw
in. Want of ahead-piece. .. ' .
Why is the coal-scuttle 'which Mary has
conveyed from the kitchen to the drawing
iooin like an infant put out to dry nurse ?
Because it is : brought ,up by hand..
' What portion . of ,the a
tria„nin2s of a
lady's dress reseinbles Bast Itidia sherry of
thel first quality ? That whidh goes round
thel.cape'. ' . I '
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11711 y is the Atlantic cable in its present
'condition like a schoolmaster ? BecaUse it
is 'supported by Stioys - (boys). .
'Why is one's father's - nose like a well-,
trained child le. Because it is always under
l a parent's eye.
When may the, hand of a barometer be
suppOsed to be eugagell in commercial
, transactions? • When it's cn 'Change.'
If :you detectcda false ghost, on what
grounds could you 'accuse shim of Murder
ous ihtentlons? Because l i t was trying to
frighten (fry ten) people. I
What two letters would destroy all oth
ers, if allowed to do so ? r) K..
When is Echo like a visiting acquaint
ance? When she returns your call '
Why is an offering like a. matrimonial
engagement ? Because it beging with an
of erland ends with a ring. •
- ' What is the gentlest kind of spur ? A
whi..- er. •
dfl
by is irt like a hollow India-rubber
b a+e 3p
'.? Because she is cry_ . empty and has
a great deal of bounce.
Why are an ear of cheat and an oak
simiktr in origin ? Be luso they both
spring from a corn.. ' ,
- When dr,es'fruth cease to be truth?
When it ''/its at the bottom of a well."
Why is the ballad of Cock Robin's death
like: the letter C ? Because it makes a
clack of the' lark.
Why are A . l E and U, the handsomest
of the rowels i ' Because you cannot' have
beauty without them
Why should Volunteeit 'especially dis- .
like the letter T? Because it turns rifles
intol trifles,
Why 'is did letter C generous
fairy ? Because it turns ash into cash.
When are hidies cut to pieces? When
they are better halves.
Why is a worn out shoe like ancient
Greeee? Because it once had a Solon
(sole-on,).
. -Why is a man Min°. a side of baeon off
is hook to be pitied ? Because he is a poor
!creature-(pork 'reacher). --
- •NiThat is the only jam a schoolboy will
not eat? Dom jamb.
How should you measure your lover's
sincerity.? By his sighs.
Why is a nun invariably disappointed
with her mode of life? Because it's "no
- end of a tell:", • '
Why is a matt taking a nap like a man
reading a paper? Because he is enjoying
his (s) n ooze . •
Why is one who loves praise, and abom
inates all_ sorts of verse,: like a celebrated
cornerof •Westmi
j nister Abbey ? j Because
he is .a poet (*Omer: . •-
What is the diffirencd betwc a spider
ancr a duck ? One has its feet perpetually
other a web perpetually
an a webond th
on its feet.
When do you see . What is invisible?—L-:
When you, see h w you feel..
Wily is the ..tish an, eccentric animal Y'
BeCause be will have his (s)iv'hitn.
.Why is a .soldier acting in Compliance
With an order given him, like his most
formidable weapon Y Because lie's "obdu
in it"' (a bayonet).
. Why is the letter L like a precious gem?
BecaUse it's in-valuable. ?
What is the difference between a chat
tering loyer and a pedestrian cidursion
through Wales? One is 'talking wooer,.
and the other is
. a walking tour.
Why is a man who his. right t.. a
'certain letter of the alphabet like one. who
calls out? Because he X-claims._
Why. is a poker like an angry *word?
Beeause. it often stirs up a smouldering fire.
, Why is a beggar prevented by his name
from -repairing his clothes . ? Because he is
mencl , i-cant
jf you make' a perforation through a vol
ume of SltakespeEtre, why is that a math
emati ; Cal absurdity ? Because the "Part is
..reater than the' hole:
What is the ,
difference bet Ween Noah's
ark and an
_archbishop? One was a very
high ark, but the other was a hierarch:
Which is the most wonderful animal in
a farmyard? A pig, because he is killed
first'aud cured, afterwards.
Why must on 'analytical chemist be a
female? Because if he's not an analyzer
(Ann Eliza) he must bo a charlatan (Char
lotte Ann). ,
Which.is the noisiest shop in the .neigh
borhood 1.• The confectioner's, because
there, is always a (n)ice,(s)crearn there. •
When may a, fisherthan who has caught
only
.a few fish be better off than• one who
has landed a greater number? When .he
has taken, a good-eel More than the other.
Why does a chicien three weeks, three
days and three hou-s old walk across the
road ?
What
get to tie other side.
What is the difference between a piece
of hon4comb and a black eye? One is
produced by tho laboring bee, and the other
by a belaboring. •
What is the difference between i oceopted
and rejected lovers? The accepted kisses
the miss, and the rejected misses the lass:
Goon AnVien.—Never, says an ex
change, use a lady's nape in an improper
place,
.at an improper: time, or in. mixed
company. sever .make assertions about
her that you think are untrue, or allusions
that you feel he herself would blush to
hear. Many a worthy woman's character
has been forever ruinedd . and her, heart
broken by a lie, manufa C tuied by a Villain;
and repeated where shbtild not have
been, and in
. the presence Of those whose
little judgment could net deter them frOun
circulatin g the foul and fiendish report.'
Respect the name of wonin, for your
mother and sisters. are women; and as you
would liiive their fair names untarnished;
and ttieir lives uneMbittered by slanderous
biting tongues; heed the ill your own', words
,
maytue -other, the sister, or
the •
The following answer' substantially, with
names omitted, Was recently returned to a
"call" extended by a Home Missionary -
Agent to a young minister to "settle" in
the interior of one of the Western states:
"DE.ka BaornEn:- . —Allow me . to group
a few objections against going td ----- , —. 1 :
I speak by the card. .
"L You know that state is considered
the worst in. the Union., that county the'
worst iu the state, that town the worst in,
tli6 county, and that neighborhood has the
worst set of men in the town. One man
there is 'such a son of Belial, that a man
cannot speak to him ' (1 I•3am. 25: 17.)
He is Considered, hoWever, the best man in
town. The prophet 'Samuel bad also the
advantage in his day to that Nuhul had a
good wife; but this man's; wife is worse
than himsef. 'The tord also smote Nabul
that he died,' but tills man and his wife
are still alive. Youl•are' right when,. you
call it 'rather a touch country, but the
grandest kind of a mission field:
"2.-The mud is from threo to five. feet.
deep, alluvial deposit of that depth lying
upon a subliratuni of Clay impervious to
water. This. under Strzitairo of clay; liow. ; _
ever, is the only saltation of the country,
preverding everythiiig f from _ sinking and
surdiincr,below it. 4l traveling is chine on
horseback; but my hbrie is not long-legged
enough to touch the under stratum... rri. The
tradition is, that whe the 'Creator finished
cementing the world,* He threw an . extra
hodful of mortar doon in this place.
"3.. Mosquitoes.' are ef - the mammoth I
kind, generally terme I g,allinippers. Many
of thein-will weigh a pound; and they climb
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up on the trees and ark..
"4. Fever and agt e indiginotis. Coon
try flat and streams run b,th ways 'Ague
shakes even the barki of of all except- gum
tree's. Few have lever crawled out of the
sixteen-miles swamp alive. and they were
shaken out by thJ chills
"5. The inliabi6nts are not as loviitg as
Cooing - . doves.. The'. last commandment;
'that ye love one ano her,' probably has not
reached them yet, a they live so far in
land. Indeed it is t e Killienity tats over
again. You kndw the cats fought allnight,
when nothing could o found but a cloud
of 'fur and the tip of Norval's' tail... -So
Norval beat. Well,, a cloud of fur has
rested over this district a score .of yens .
Bobtails of account.
• 0.. That salary of $3OO (maximum)
mtist b s that is a larger . sum
of Ino4 , 'et. been heard of ha
,
the c
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eythaa has e
'untry.
ere is one advantage, however, to , be .
ned, in this
,e4pnection. Pastel's in
'strictt have generally been 'settled'
Their longCvity ' however, has not
eniarkable.
II thing considered, I think I had
decline ;the call, hoping that the sue
'candidate may make his 'will' before
• He might get his life insured
l ot all the .life insurance companies
oned that part of the couritry..
Lis fortunate that 'the - church' has no
,n view'—l mean for the man!"'
this d
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Pa'ytington says that beeausei dane
-1.15 are stars,it is tio reason the) should
arded as heavenly bodies.
Ali
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be re.
Advicesfroni South America are.import
ant. 'Bolivia las concentrating troops and
preparing - for an invasidd Of Buezioi Ayers;
Tho Paraguayans had assumed the offen
sive and bombar(W the !Brazilian camp.
Peru had declined tdie'modiation of France
and England in her diffictilties with Spain.
:Ativices front Mexido continue to be
interesting; although not.very important.
Canales' surrender to Escobcdo,siruply.con
sisted in transferring his command ,to the
latter's divisiOn, the comrr.and being retain-
ed by Canati Maximilian wfut at:Grizaba
oil the gtith ' gowns expected '{u Mexi
co soon. It wns believed that he would re
ceive Miriister campbell and General Sheri
dan fvorably. 'His very sttanfre 'conduct
of late warrants the suspicion of insanity.
,e4r. "A;Washington dispatch announces
tbat the Senate will pass, by a tv;o-thir s
vote, bills far the admission of Colorado and
Nebraska into the Uniom The rapid ex
tension of one of they eastern branches of
the Pacific railway tilrough Nebraska is
liastenimz . _ its development, arid Colorado
will soon be reackei 14 the laranek that is,
beim -, constructed through Kansas.
.
An ex-rebelr major general in the
South' west declines to converse on politica'
matters, because he &inside's himself a pa
roled prisoner, and a such has riot the right
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to dictate what the olicy of Cor.gress or
the President shoul be. How much bet
ter'it would be for t o country if all who
served in the army f treason thought and
acted as this officer oes.
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JACK' S RAVER I ANSWER.ED.7—Once
upon a time there resided in Peehleshire,
Scotland, a half-witted sort :of a
,man who
had a notion that he.was rattier religious,
and who was in the habit of saying his
prayers in a field behind a turf-4 We. One
day this individual was followed to his rep ;
tirement by some, evil disposed. persons,
who screenin,, themselves on .the opposite
side, prepared to listen . to What -he should
say. Jackammenced his devotions,-and . I
amongst other things, e*prssed ;his con=
viction that he IrAs s a very great sinner, and
that even Were the, turf-dyke: . :at, that Pio , '
ments. to ;fall upon_ him; ;it. would be I
no more than he deserved.. _ 1%j . 0 sooner
had .he said this ihafi the persOns on th.e
opposite side pushed the dyke Over upon
him. Scrambling out from, amongst the
debris, Jack was rieard saying' "llech, sirs!
it' an awfu' world this;_a body. cannot say
a thing in a joke but it's t'aen in earnest4'
QuicK. Wonic.—We heard a story told
of a "Yank" which we must repeat. ye
belonged to Shaman's crackery-smashing
squlad *lien on their little Pleasure trip , to
the sea. Being sepqrated from his com
mand one dark night, he found himself
hotly pursued by a squad of yellow rebels.
Racing down a idugh ravine, his hdrae fell,
throwinff and giving him a stunning fall,
and then. galloped away. When he recov
ered he commenced feeling round in the
darkness for his Steed. Presently he en-'',
countered the carcass of a skinned horse; ,
after feeling it carefelly all over frcim raise
to tail,- he came to the sage coneluSidn that
it was Ills own: 'Well,'.' said he; "I swou
to gravy, if that ain't quick work; no soon
er down than ihe hide's of I'm glad
the y didn't find me:" He gave hi§ -01)inz
ion on - his retard td camp that! leather
must be "pesky sktiro among the rebs, and
that they beat "creation a'skinnin quick."
Two good-natured Irishmen, on cer
tain occasion, occupied the same bed: In.
thelmorning one of ;hem inquired cif the'
dtheri
"Dennis, did you hear the thuntiqr last
allo, Pat; did it railey thunder 1"
J,Yes; it ihundered as if hived and airth
would come togeiher." - •
"Why in the divil; thin, didn't - ye wake
ne,! for. ye know I. can't slape when it
u nders:"
A man who had 19011' a fat turkeY-at
afile, and whose pious wife was very in;
quisitive about the method of obtaiuing,tim
Poultry, satisfied - her at last by the remark
thai the 4'Shakers". gaN - e it to him.
40" The Tennessee Rouse of Represen
tatives, has tilled a bill to establish fred
schools. We'are sorry for.the79,ooo white
adults in that State who cannot read or
write..
write. 'A little learning is a dangerous
thing to leOlatorsilincl these seein to have
just, enough education to want , to keep the
,peOplein-iffnorauce.
oli*r A cotepporary likens the effect of
the Chicago Time.? policy for the Deni
°erotic party to that of castor oil on the
boy, echo made a wry face and said l td"his
mother, "I don't think I quite, like castor
oil= its a title too rick" -
The most astonishing .NIL - story
yet told 18 the statement by. Prof: Agassiz,.
th4t in Brazil they have n of fish
\Vidal can cliMb trees and bark.. Fact.?
thjy ascend 'by a series. of scales.
A bell to be staled on the . engpee-botise
at Meadevilie , weiabs one ion.
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Congress hal been ' ill, A4gioll ibutAl43'o3
and. , a journedloYer till Alwiday.; . lmt the
House , n _thatt.hrief apace ,has plaffned,rorii
enougli:for it winter.; . Committees, -A p$-
.vesti g atiort haTe hgten orderedtt4ePl i d,otil
and-tlut departments have beet?. : Called, tilt
for a,v riety of usefel l hiformatimi'..Thd
New Orleans massacre to to he cleared tip;
the ttpeltted , iPpr.dep,of Union men at t 134
South are to helnquired into, and the Viei:
idetit's'whol4alo Aeruoyalslffotxt, off '3+4,,,,,t.ii=
vestigat4 .1 ' .)., . ,
The Hottie'd - uts 4onimenced the session ill
a prOper spirit, and its .work, promises,.o
be conducted in the right manner,: 1" hay
seen nothing! in , the . prvceedittg-t of tbd
House, whether in its daily ,sessions tif : thd
thite caucuses:it has held, which. 41E44
the opinion, fOrnied before Congress met.4 , ---
that no serious at,tekipt to ithpeaclithe Piei:
ident, will',be ilacla. ~No doubt souip,ierY
excellent menibers favor it ;but tiiieetonrip4
if nit five-sixths; are totally : opposed to - any=
thing of tho kind,
.Miless gs.,
. i iTolitisori %It:
tempts , to do something worse in the ilit4td
than he. has done in the pit, ; It,‘, is VI
,13;
passibl 3, ihowever, that the investigtiopii
ordered u - ky develop ,his • connection 4ii.tlt
the, murder of Union men at , the SO4II.
It is possible (bur improbable) that he lids
been critnit ally negligent - in: the angst of
Surrnt; but, inasmuch, as the alleged tifssass:
in is iu custody of U. S. autlimities, an itn-:
peachmeut on.this_ground. will hardly 'l)4
thought of . by anybody..-
As I. understand the matter, the inve.,tif
gatious ordered by the Hililhel4:tve u o'rir:
tiular reference to an iinpeacliment, Tho
House and the country 2.94a,t'he facV.l._
Besides, an : investigation of any kind us'tt
ally has-a most wholdsoine effect upuii
evil-doers., , The , South" upddsuityls now
that 'a c:orianiiiLee or ' invettigittioti is ready
at any moment to take up the dild : of 4 .it
poorest neg.troi or_ hat of the'p'roadest reb 4 z.l ,
The world is to know how white, relads Lieut .
loyal freedmen, • Nothing . bited'fottlt ts,' i tti
bo hid. The field ofiiivestiriti;! , ii nint hs
wide_when a man of. theworld, like Sheri
dan, says, in his report, that , in ,Texa4 the
trial of a white man for the Murder, tit' a
freedman ..Pis afarde."„ .Sheritlaii ItA r. Vin
"Abolitionist," no ,"Radical," I even titiidif
if he is a finepublini;" yet lie reports Ott
atrocious state of things 't.o . , Gen. drain:
. - The object of these iovOstigations, . them
is to elicit facts, and lli with_the etur:tlW the,
,public mind. This i ,is right. A feW of
our friends seem toi desire to punish
~li4E!
President, for his, had conduct:— No - dOid*
he deres punishment . ; hut there is a Ms
bier work , for radicals to: engage. in Chad
that: It has seemed to me at , times as xi
certain Radicals is-ere .inornindignntit'oiei
the wrongs. of 'removed office-lioiders, tilt( 1 ;
of the freedmen—that they think triOißlialf
filling InCratiie OffiCes with Republican.;
than theyf doit t :ir diving the black man his
political rights tt ril'obalay lam in Isiake,rl
but, if I am not, Ifrankly admit that thei 3 O
is good ground for intense .indignati4iii at
the treachery of the 'President ' hi his' tit,'
plnceme.ntolikpiiblic:4s - froni Offied. • .
• The Senate takes pp the suffrage ques
tion (forJilieDistriet of COluffibia) oil Mew
day. ,S'enater Morrill, of Maine; tipene the
debate with . ati argnitierit flii. impartial suf:
(rage. - It is tolerably certain tit t Congre.4.4
willat itsvioseritsessiou give t the cOlor
ed men of the bisitict . the 'sn . " polities
rights as th'ose enjoyed by white Men 1t
any limitations are_made, they }sill apply
to all elite.' ''''':
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Nuthino. haS yet been Aldile upon the - sub-'
ject of reconstruction; but the House has
revived the committee; and this is eigerift
cant for the resent , a majority of the-Re
publican members scut inclined to - stltuyi
upon the. Constitutional .A.menihnPut;l4
in times -like - these - parties drift, for, try
cannot anchor. Let the Sr;uth ponder.htis
fact ia,the .1V: Y. independFlit.
TOE SECII.g, T of Mr. STANTON 13
iii remaining a:Cabitiet• ofiltier is exptined
by a Statement that he is _determined not
to be drircin Trona his poSititiii, aritl
has resolved tn stand by theinteie , ts of tlio .
people without any regard . to the poliev of
the: Ffresident. - -.This- the.:
bY Creorgci of the New Nor's-
Spir of iit tteTime.4. •
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SticiTop iii his reityrks (#iiir
of his proposed amendment of tho CeMsti
tution prohibiting the ie-eleciion of ie
dent, stated that one of the — c - hiA2fy;ohices of
the politiCi troubles in this country' for the
past ii?rty pars had been the ialia'opOr utai
of G overnmen t patronage by Presidential
hiciiMbent l s to secure it re'-elettiosi;
A Duhl in - dispatch ZatCllFritit nigh
says "The purposes : and mccet.liligB of ;AM .
Fenians in' this,island monopolist: the nt telt
titan of-theiliish - GaVernment. :Tfid Gramf
Lodge of gin
rangeeir have held a riivet
and issuca.nn earneStcoLfor
. the 4-nemberr;
of their order to support the g werinueut
itsvadeavors to keep the peace.
A .
.ttriStri. eti tt.youpg man says t fka yotrnif
woman ' s fleart is like the moon; It ethitl! , ....
gontiniuil alway 4 It a+-...a m.11:1 in I-1-
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