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' '' -- 1 1 . -.-.. .. : -.. • "- r :. 1 . . i . . ' , • 'Aer" --- A e , . r.. ___.4% • • 1 1 , o \ 1 S i 1 4,, „ jorliii . i n 4 i ' ... z 7 ~, ,i;,„. 9 • 1 . ' 1 4 1 i ,_ . • . „ . I 1 , , 1 1 1 ' 4 • (: "*2 From the Lady's (Frie n d. • "with all her fun and mischief, is as good 1 ~ I - ' as__ spirituelle, as—as—s" Clarence didu't PAUL'S STORY. //now what to say next, and I couldn't 1 • I ' wait for him to find out. I "Paul, pleaJe take your books to the) other table; I ( hear Miss' Marla r we's step! "Why Clarenee Slade !" I cried. "I I don't believe Maud Marlowe is one of; on the stein."' j ; . , those good girls that you read about in It was', was, my *the: Clarence that spoke.) Misi Marlowe ;was bis French scholar. 1 books. She's too jolly. They are always' , , quiet and gentle, and ready; to die." 1"How do you know her step from Mrs.! "Some or them are, perhaps," said lye; G:reen',s Clarence?" I asked, as I moved' "but being; good—pious, I mean—does away. ' 1 ales lighter!lnot imply being sober, and quiet, and all " Paul." ' 1 'Why, Clarence !" I exelaimed. "How I ready 'o die, as, you say. Some of the ' best men that ever lisse&---ay, and women can; it be ? MO. GreeneJ—" ' 1 " I "Hush, Paul !" said Clarence; andrithat Itoo—were often overflowing with fun. minute Miss Marlowe oPened the door(' "Is she one of the kind that reads the' add walked' in. ' 1 : 'Bible to poor people ?" said I. ".Mayn't` ask ask her one [question ' Clars• ''•l dare say," said Clarence. But he fan ! I asked. I !didn't want to talk any more "and I didn't ence . I . 1 " One, . I Paull and then yen must study.", tease him ; nano ell you he was a perfect; 1 .wont you 'please tell' me how much ; brlck, and I't like to tease him. I y~a weigh, Mi, But after lawlairle he started up and ss Marlowe 2" 1 "Why,) Paull!" began_Clarence. 'said—"lf father were alive, and we were "Oh, I had just as soon tell lain," said! where we were before, I should be Maud . 1 Miss Marlowe! "I believe it was one; Marlowe's equal in every respect but i hdndred 'and ten the la 4 time I was !goodness. For we are yentleman' e sons,' scaighed ''' 1 Paul." ' - " "Thank you," said I; and then I sat; That's so," said I. "' , is the corner and became l a nonentity, ~ 1 But here, in 'C !l'm only a Clarence Calls it. ; poor scheohteacher, Paul ; and nobody ! . ; I“'lhere, l Clarence!" said I, When Miss, knows that our father was a gentleman'' .11Iarlowe had gone. "You see she weighs Y "C 9 they do,"'said I, stoutly, "for I've ' ' o I hundred and ten, and Mrs Greene's; told them." ' step must jbe the lighter." "That does- nct signify. They may ‘‘Th4 doeSn't follow," said Clarence, , think' it's a story you have made up." "Clarence Sladd ! Do ,you suppose that lailg„hiog (Ile was only stern when his ; would tell a lie .7,' ; ' scholars', Were 1 with him.) "Mrs. Green I 1 gthan "Don't get angry, Paul; of ourse .1 might sleigh only sixty, and yet her ste be heavter Miss Marlowc's for Mrs. p , don't. But its the way of thi foolish ' Green tuts her whole foot down when shA world that we've 'qui talkiog about, never people- step., sylhereas Miss Marlowe touchei the to believe sinless they prove their statements. So VI you want people to grOund ith only the tip of her foot, which ; , believe that you l ase a gentleman's son, is small r than Mrs. Green's, I'll wager ' 'even if he does weigh more." ' Paul, you must prove it in actions, not "I guess it ;is, • " said I, "for Mrs. Green in words '" That shut me ri;p ; for I am often rude, hds the ibige e it foot I ever saw. I e said' to ;her jitst a day or two a‘so—‘VS - hy, )Its. you know, and use, slang phrases, which Green,what °timber ofshoes (10 y ou wear?"' , Clarence says isn't, gentlemanly. ";"why, Paul," said Clarence. "that was' After that I wached to see how Clar rude." I : • 1 ' , ence found out that Miss Marlowe was "Oh :ishe didn't care).'sae only laugh-, good; but I cou4s't tell, for he never e talked to her mush when d, and E'aid that she bad the rheumatism , she came to iti;her Net', arid had to wear sixes.', 1 I recite. At last II asked how he knew, 1 'Just tiled• the tea•bell rang, and Clar- I when he wasn't acquainted; with her epee and I l went down to tea. 1 1 hardly, of all. il ' I 'Now I just went to, tell you about mv ' “Don't you sem i ' albrother Clarence: You see father and "when I took you in the woods ? I mother were abroad, and when they were . that day , and occas cornices house the ship was lost, and they; with it I. street and walk a li it. Oh, it was dreadful I Then a ; ' -You might wail 1 hrrid man cheated us cut cf a big lot of our property,and Clarence had to leave, the i times, as I do,” sa i l office (be was studyin ,, laW) and teach . much that socnetir school. And. Aunt Mary ze must go and, stalk Lome with h actopt May (that's Foy twin sister) and not; "les, I might," said Clarence, and he ~o 3 —and that was mean--so had 'to study his lesson. ' be g , toI leave .New York and come to Oafs pretty : Nowl I hated-tha: French. It was very hard - for Clarence. After it was over he town in Connecticut to teach 'school aid , , support me. Not that I Ni.asr,,t wi lling'was really Pale som times and when Miss , !Marlowe had gone, he would sit and study to sup Post myself, for I was eight Years ,' and' over it half the eve tog. Sometimes he'd old when ' father( and mother' died, ' there were a great many things that I; have to stop and th nk over one paragraph half an hour, and sometimes t might have done, only Clarenee wouldn't' as much as , lqt me; se I had to make up my, mind to i t, , he would sigh as if it was a great fuss. ' and be dependent on him ; but I. didn't I used to wish sometimes that Miss Mar i like it very well. , lowa was at the botom of the Red Sea; Clarence had quite a large school, and tut it would have een a pity to put her several scholars came to his room to recite there, she was so pretty: I besides. Miss Marl Owe was one of them. Don't you tbinl4 after that one time, We had •a nice rccm it Mrs.'Green's, who when II was walking out, I met her father, was a ; funny widow,' and did her own the oldsea•captainiyouknow. He wasn't work, which I thought ran strange, but old, thotgis. He Wasn'any older than my Clarence didn't. ' . father was before he went . abroad; but I I suppose you think Miss Marlowe was had always called him the old captain in a grown up young lady. Weil, I suppose my mind, because be i was richer than we, she was grown up ; she wore loom d resses. , and I didn't think! he had any business She was pretty old, too—sixteen or seven-; t-° be. , teen, I guess—but souse s bow she didn't He seemed to know me. I'm sere T seem old a bit:. She bad's , reat lerge blue don't know how hd happened to. "Well, eyes . —not your old faded 'blue; eyes, but ; my boy," said he, "I suppose you are Mr. real bright ones—hod just the 'Erni/ingest., Slade's brother that I hear so mueb. ' month l I told her her namdsought to °hut." be 'Smiley, but it! wasn't, it wa \ s, M.aud,; "Yes, air," said I, "I'm Paul. 'De though she told Me her father eillred her' you hear a great deal about my brother?" Pink. i "Oh dear,(' said I. "what a pretty: The captain smile: a real pleasant smile.. name '.;, I wish [might call y o •J Pi l ik. ,, I hear a great deal about one of the ' "Do," said she, "I wish you would;" brothers," said he. "Which 'do you sup but Clarence told tne aftertea'rds that I ' Ps° it is ?" IMEMEEI - - • musn't, for her father ins a great sea- "I don't like to 'he made fen of," raid captain, the richest ;man in the plact,and I-, feeling rattier cross. "Of course you - she washis only child and a great heiress, wean,Clarence." ;i and very mush above us." 1 , , I thought the captain said "pluci:" ie "I don't see why," I said. "Their, a kind of ticertonp ; theh he said aloud honse isn't any handsomer than the one —Weil) 'they say this brother cf yOurs we used to,live in.: Perhaps they 'will be:is a . une yeeng man." ..• poor some time." : i ' Thank yoe,'', said I, "t 7 a j ust as true "But they ',are rich now, Paul, an d we as preaching, sir, too. He's just the best poor. if we should ever be rich—" Here young man I ever saw. Abd I think Clarence stopped and sighed. I your daughter is a real y nice young lady, "Oh, we shll be rich, Clarence. When and Pick's such a pretty name." I'm ten r ' . l : o gi2 r .Og into a store , and I'll "Yes, Pink is a pretty name," said the earn lots of move y --see if, I don't. .But captain "and she's as good as her name pretty,- Paul." , 1 I don t see w h y Money makes them any ; is betterthan we are." • I"'Yes," said I, "so Clarence thinks. 5.17 Y. Clarencelatighed outright. "Oh,Paul:": He thinks she's the 'Pink of perfection.'" said be, "you are such a funhy little chap.; "He does ?" exclaimed the captain. ", You are not the first one that has saidYes,', said Ii "he thinks abe's pious that. It ought not to be so, but money and spirituelle, and all that." does make a great difference in this fool- ho !" said the captain, "that's it, ish world." i is it ? Well, she lis. She got that from ... "Then you think . , Clarence, that Ire are'her was a saint, if ever there , mother, who really puat as dood—thou g h not so rich-1 was one—not from me, mind you." as Miss Marlowe and her father." I "No," said I, "I shouldn't think you "..)SC, no !" cried Clarence • eager l y. I were very pions." "Good isn't the word. Little Pink" (pal ~ The captain laughed like anything sae he didn't think she was a young lady), 1 when I said that. You are a catalog) 1 Debote3 'to tile, TViociples of li-t4e, ctlioct.g . .l, tip 11;iscit)ittklioq of Voho qqa COUDERSPORT, POTTER COUNTY, PA., TUESDAY DECEMBER 26, 1865. ~..- - ember, Paul," said be, walk with ray scholars ;ot acquainted with her ionally I see her in the ittle way with her." k home with her some id I. I liked her so es Clarence, let me qr. CZEM little fellow, and that's a fact," said he. "And so your brother likes my Pink, does he?" "Oh, no," said I, "I dont think be likes her very mach. He never talks to her hatcily a bit. He knows her step,though; but I asked him once why he didn,t talk to her more, for she's splendid yon know." "Yes, yes; go on, my boy." "And what do you think he said ?? He Said be thought it wouldn't be honorable. She came there tolrecite merely,and if he kept her talking, you might not like it, for she's rich, you know, and he is pour; and then be went to studying that old French, There, sir," said I, thinking mast confide in some one, "that French' lesson is awful. You've no idea—Clar-' ence will study a whole evening, on one page. I've seen him do it; and he sighs away at a great rate and once I heard him say, 'hard i harc;!' = "And emu, sir, he was real cross to me. (Tke only time since father and mother i died.) I asked him about a lesson, when I he was studying his French ; and he said, 'Go away, Paul Oh, if it wasn't for you,' and then he stopped. But a few minutes after he came over and kissed me and asked me to forgive him; Clarence did, sir, 'Oh,' said he, 'it's such a hard lesson !" "It's an awful study, this French," said the captain ; bath don't believe he sympathized with tun a bit, for his eyes kilted, oh. so roguish "You tell your brother Claren i ce that you are the best friend he has," said he, when he left me. One afternoon, some time , after that, Clarence looked very pale when the French lesson was over. "Miss Marlowe," said he, "I am going away next week; I can not stay here any longer. Will you please give this bill to your father." He winced when he gave her the bill. Clarence was very and didn't like to ask fur money. I "I am sorry," said she, and her cheeks grew as red as fire. .1 thought she was c, goin to cry, they grew red so suddenly ; but she c didn't, and her red cheeks made I her look all the prettier. "I was getting! along so nicely with my French," she added, a minute after. I started ; up. "But don't; yon see?"' said I, it's the French that makes him I so horrid pale; he'll get as sick as a dog, before you know it. I'm &ad he's going to stop, Miss Marlowe." Miss Marlowe never said another word, but went right off; and ! Clarence,' who! grew red when I spoke, (1 wonder if he was angry) sat down in al chair and said' nothing. "I'm glad too, Full," he edid, after c; long time ; it's the best thing we can dc,! the best thing." When Miss Marlowe came the next day, she brought Clarence his money, and me a little note. What do you think it said ? I'll copy it. "MR. PAUL SLADE. DEAR SlR—Vccret you and your brother come and drink tea with Pick and me to-morrow evening? You shall talk to Pink all the evening if you like, though I should prefer to have you converse with me. Yours truly, MARLowE." Ljumped up, and clapped my lands, just as soon as I had read it, even If the French lesson ras begun. i 1 1 "Why, Paul," saidClarenct, "what is the matter ?" "Papa has some plan en fciol, I know," said Maud, "be looked so Oguisti when he gave, me the note." Clarence read the note butaid nothing. "Do you want to see it, :Sliss Marlowe?" I asked. So she took it and read "You will come, won't cod ?" said she, looking, not at me, but at Cl4rence. "Thank you," said he, I think Nye will." I But ho told me after she bad gone,' that be had fity , times rat i ber stay at' home, cnly he thought it best to go. We had such a nice time. Pink was: really delightful. She had On a yorgeouz• silo aress—one of your stiff, rustling silks;': the slieves were short and her arms were! just as white—and !the dress was blue,: too, the color of her !eyes. She looked' like a beauty. • j We had a splendid supper. I sat close ' by the captain ; thy plate was put so. He was just as kind and pleasant as he could be. He talked a great deal to me, and! so of course Clarence talked, Pink ; and could see the captain's twinkling gray eyes look over at them every once in a, while, in such a way. ' Oh, it was a big thing to be there ! ,At last the captain began to talk to! Clarence about Gail Himmerton, hAve they called her; at any rate, they said she pounded society uTatercifully. "She's sharp," said the captaityl 'sharp as a steel trap,' and it's a pleasure to read her books, when they aren't about men and women ; but she's down on them, both. 1 It seems tome her father and mother !must be peculiar instutions. One would !think from her 'New Atmosphere' that her father was all ready to give her to the Sat ma ; n that came alocg mat _ • - —,,a..,- ; . ter who or 'what he was, (and if she were my daughter I must obnfess I should be of the same mind,) and her mother had brought her up to think of marriage, and nothingbut marl-iron., Are men ogres ~ and women fools? Not at all. e Depend upon it, Gail's experinee is limited, or 1 she would have found hat there are more tender fathers and sensible mothers in the world than she, with her (seemingly) direful experience, ever dreamed of." "Pi,ulq," said he, "whot you please fitd me that Now AtmosphFre, it's somewhere in this house, I believe." Pink darted off. "Now," said he, "th:ere l s tint!. She's the light of my eyes. IDo you suppose I am in a hurry to knock her off without scruple to the first bidder. Do you sup pose I'll be a'isappoilnted if my sweet singing bird never leav i es this cage all the, days of her . life. De you suppose I care a straw whether she is an old maid or not ? The best woman. I ever knew, (my wife excented,) was an old maid I snap my angers at Miss Gail. There are fathers. WI love their daughters with an unsell , ish love. _pow here am I, I wonder what Gail. Hamilton (I beliere on the whole the name was HeintiLfon,) would say to me. I wont say that I have an unselfish love for Pink, but I will say `that I love; her so much that I dread the time when she shall love some one else)atter than! me; and yet, from what I lean from this boy here," said the captaio,lpatting me: on the shoulder, "and from what I have! seen with with my own eyes, I have come: to the conclusion that you are in love with' this Pink of mine; Mr. Slade. Ton needn't blosh. It's nothing toibe ashamed of. I was in love myself once, and a tre mendous time 'I had of it, teo, before I I could get my wife..ln fact I' bad: such a! hard time, that I made a vow that if any young man of good principlee, (my only I proviso,) ever wanted my Pipk, and she loved him, he should have 1:•er ; and ce,; Mr. Slade," continued the 'Faptaic, "ifi you want Pink, and she loves you better! than she does me—and I'm' inclined to! think she does—why, take her, I say. I ; wont oppos!e you; and as for this lad! here," and he laid his hand on my shoul.l der again, "there's nothing Ilshould like so well as to have him stay with me; while l you finish four law 'studies.' I'll adopt! him as my son any minute you say so-" f What do you uppose Clarence said to that ‘P He never said a wor l d, but just! i cried like a baby; but I couldn't cry ; I ; thought it would be so jolly to `jive with; the captain. 1 • i . I didn't understand then, either, why! Clarence should cry, for I thoUght it un-1 manly to cry,_ and Clarence certainly! wasn't unmanly ; but I know 'all about it 1 now. You!see Clarence had heen in love 1 with Pick all the term long, (and it's al dieadful wearing thing to be i'n love, the captain says,) and he had to try bard to be noble and bonerable ; and be did not know that the captain was sot kind, and his good fortune came so suddenly, when he didn't expect it,' that I don't, wonder he cried. And the captain bad to sTalk to the window, and blow his nose, "to keep from crying himself. Then by sent Clarence to the parlor, to find Pink, and I staid with him in the dining-room, cracking nuts, and eating them with raisins. I'll , tell you what ma2e tie think of this story, for it all happened ;more than a year ago. Pink, (I call her Pihk now all the time) has lust been showing me her wedding dress;!and the captain pinch. ed my cheek, slyly, and said, "Ah'PaUl Do you suppose than would ever have been made, if it hadn't been for you ?" I'm sure I don't Ees what I had tde do with it, do you? , Quodlibet& - 1 To kill ants,hlt your uncle's wife On the ' head with a hammer: 1 The wickedest liar is he who hies for au object; the greatest liar is he who net without one. I Does cheese belong to animated or in animate nature ? Don't mind au ulcer iti the side ' : ii is only a side issue. ' I: l Beautifu young girls and good ;corks t screws are Very' insinuating. i I Lovers geoerally woo their sweet-hearts in wretched verse, and this is prebably the reason why so many aro iilted.l M their , en scratch heads for ideas.--; Hence speakers are generally Laltid i Artists may not be guilty of Idired falsehoods but thel, give things a coloring: i If a man cant argue without swearing? his discussions are too cursely. An [ eloquent speaker is like a river--; greatest at the mouth. I Many writers have all quantity of sheet ; lightening which they never l ean con i dense CusTom.LOn tht door of a parish ih a thunderbolt. church; nova bonder, miles from Pendle; Why is divinity the easiest of the sties Hill, was recently axed the following learned professions ? Because it it aasiet I' 1 notice;—"The chum -wardens will hold ito preach than to nil : sodas : their quarterly meeting every six wee k s, . ; instead of half-iearly, as formerly. - I "Do you'like cod&I balls, Mr. Wig- - , Iguas ? Mr. Wiggins, hesitatingly. , I re- Notikense.—Sensei that happern to dit•ialty don't know, Min; I &et' rettellEst 1 . PI er from \ your Mo. I . 14ttegditigaze._ . own. .I A coternporary saYs : "There is a rnan in, our County wholalways pays for his paper in advance. j He never had a sick day in his life—,—never had corns or tooth• ache, the frost never l l kills his corn or beans- 7 -his babies never cry is the night and his wife never scolds•" Reader have you paid the prtnter. N .aCCOMPLISTIED Bufaio Rtpviiic ed hp the foliowiog saw dropped by a .0 embroidered vel , to Ijoniton lace col me,aad a paiufuily . with exag,erated MEMORANDA OF . YOUNG LADY--The says, we recently pick, memoranda, which young lady attired ia vet Talma, an ezquiii lar, a white hat and PI brilliant till: dress, flounces "I must get a Vail knot, Laise, Gluvs, SI confess we we Item, but think it I simply proves that • do not always hunt is TERRIS.- -$1.50 PER ANNVIti Most, if not all our readers, doubtless/ ? recollect a prominent personage, CoI.S.S. 'Goode, who formerly resided in this eity. After undergoing many strangeand start -Iling vicissitudes in life, and buffetting the dark waves of adiersity and misfortune, he has at length become a wealthy and titled gentleman. ty the death of his cousin, Sir Jasper Goode, Who recently I died at York, England, he has fallen heir I to estates, the rental of which amounts an nually to 5.000 pounds sterling, and also succeeds to .the title, by inheritance. The incidents and adVentures through which this singular indiVidual—now Sir Samuel IS. Goode—has passed would fill a large I yellowcovered volume. At the age of nineteen he was a midshipman in the Tex lan navy -thouengaged in the warofinde pendenee with Mexico—and was promoted Ito lieutenant in three months for cutting !out a Mexican bungo under the guns of !the citadel of Vera Crus. In the war between the United States and Mexico that immediately followed, be volunteered lin the American army as a private, but by hid gallantry soon won for himself a ! Captains commission. In the disastrous i fillibustering of Lopez he commanded e company—was taken prisoner at dardenas : and c.rily es aaped the garrotte by the daugh ter of aSpanish officer, who became enam ored of him, opening the prison doors.— Undeterred:horver by his narrow escape he next embarked in Walker's first expez dition—from this be also managed to es cape, :after passing through untold perils and sufferings. ', s all our readers are already aware, I he raised a company in this city when the guns from Sumpter reverbrated through the loyal north— went to Mattoon, and was elected' colonel by his regiment (the 21st.) BY some means, however, he was deprived of his command, and ,Gen. U. S Grant, then a plain citizen, Was appointed colonel in his stead. Weary l and despondent, through this dissppoictment, he neglected his profession—the law—and by some ehance drifted into Carlinville, this State,r where at the time .he received his fortune;he was keeping abar in a drinking saloon. He passed throughlthis city AursdaY night last, en route for New York,there.to take a steamer for England,honor and fortune, —.Decature (14.) Tribune. i PREPARING IN TIME.—A young lady of wealthy parentage, a fledgling from one of our fashionable boarding schoolso - type of modern elegance, was recently united by the silken tier of matrimony to a gem of a beau. The mammas i and papas on both sides being adrroun ed by all the xl concomitants of la ry, and 'many ad agreeable little Parap ernalia, bespeaking the possession of the 'dust," dete4nined to get a "fine establieh ent" for the young couple and accordingly,they were "fixed" in a 'mansion col Walnut street. A feW, days after this, a school coLpan ion of ou \ r \ heroine called upon berl p and was surpriecd to find so many servants , I aboat the holee .! 'I t " • "Why, ly ary; said she, "what I,n the came of sense haye you so many people abodt your house \ for ?" I "Ch !" replied madam, we havea't any , t s more than we want. , There is bits one cook, one chamber maid, ‘ two hou.s.e girls, one house keeper, and a \cbildi nuise.-- , I'm sure there are not too \ many." "Ho I ha !" laughed her friend, "what do you want with a child's nurse? Oh f that' is too funnY." "Well we - baVen't any immediae usec far her; but then, when we were married / Charles said we l would want one, and, you know it's not always_ best to leave thing until the last moment." Drc.un bees, sarce , iminvzet nlouc." . =1- v l e startled at the last cans ,cologne. The ealth and intellect couples. MI A STF,ASOE EintIROR OF P:FAL LIFE