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DISEASES ry and . se' treatment—inl SOCIATION estrelopes,. fro SKILLIN HO I,' Po 1 Santh Ni' j 7 I@S.. , .. - . . . . _ . ei,.,,, ~... .., , . .. , 1 Sj o r -i ... - - •• - - ~. ._ ,- . ..,‘ 0 - : •' • ' . • • , • , i • 4) 0 9 , • , . , . ... 1 _ ... . , • The Fede 0.1 Chanieleon. One evening an how. after the sun had gone; down, a couple of men dressed in soiled rebel Uniforms,and each holdingin his hand a good Austrian rifle, 'rapped at the door of a small frame building near the,OH--road in Virginia. Th;knock was answered by an old woman whose face was ,almost concealed by the tangled mass of her gray, uncombed hair. "And what may ye want here ?" she escrsimed, as her deep set eyes flashed upon the kwo menl havn't the small est bit, of Ijonny eake to offer ye, for it was all —l l "No; interrupted one of the sel diers, "we don't want anything to eat,but we want you to tell, us, and that in quick time, 'too, whether you have seen a slight but strong looking slip of a man go by ] here of late?' • . "Dressed in bineand carrying a double barrelled rifle," added the other. l l "Hey ! hey !" cried the hag, lifting her hands and sneaking in_ a sharp angry voice. . _ "If ye hadn't interrupted me I redlcon Yno'd heard : me speak of him before now as that wak the very man who came here and bon. I t all my cakes. It was about i 1 = two hourl ago ) , and--" I , did be go after he left .1 "Whic ' way your inquired both men, eagerly. I "Before I answer that question you must tell me who he is," said the old wo man with the curiosity natural to her sex. "He's a celebrated Union scout whom we call the "IFederil Charnel-40n; because he changes his uniform so Often. Some th,neslit is blue, at other t i mes gray,ard and he has even been seen wearing the seen disuse of an aver farmer. lie has shot wore of out' tnirthan is at all', pleasant, and we hallo al roving commission from °tin colonel' t, go on a hunt after him and capture Mill: f We can, either dead or, iiiive2 And 4- r'W owe have replied to you, f " continu i ed tlie speaker a little impa tiently, "we demand that you answer our question and,-;—" , e 4, : . ',.l)ktuailtl - interrupted the 6, , g, in shrill ii:ercink tones. ''ls that the Proper way 2 . ,u ,qeak to d woman, and i n old woman 11 i j "Come, come; answer us if Yon please cried the solder, in a milder tone. "I wean no hartii—it is my way of speaking." "Veil per,qaps I may forgive you and perna • .tu , e • ps not,,ol.stuu 1 cnd woman shaking herL head. 1.! “,flow far your camp from here ?" 'That is :that to you? What has that to do—" - "There you go again with your accurs ed 1 incivility i" shrieked the old hag, ;fiercely, ':but you shall answer my ques ' tioo befire' you get a single word out of ; [ me., No; then, how far from here is you:: camp, and how many men have you [ in and areurid it ? I intend to carry your IfeilOws sotne eurn•cakee, d'ye see, and I I want to kiloW the number of months that 1 I bdie to p i oCk for.' - 1 "(..1h in Itha.t case," said the rebel. "I de not sed aziy reason why I shouldn'i satisfy yos.l ( i Our Camps, then, are,about five miles ifim, here/near the—cross road's, and $r numher way be about five 'thotisand.r 1 f ‘‘That, 1,64 do," tried the old woman with a. ottrin cif satisfaction--"yes,that will do. t And l new you are.sure that the man', iwbolcame here to buy a supper is the , one you z - e afterir ._ - LIN T e are Sure of it, for although we i i have never e;a the man's face we'd know -hiM by his double barrelled rife, as no body else i 4,14. Yankee army carries a weapon of hat kind." . ' 1 'tAy, ay{ it's the right one then," said tho hag. 'flu he had finished and paid fir his men Ole . says to me : "Friend, I sho,nlid likd to put up here for the night if yo hay no objection." But as I did notl like t . &,..Vea of accommodating a Yankee an 1 more than I could help I toldlhitn t ere was no room for him as I ' espeted vi.+tors before many hours. , "Well, thpn, said he, can you tell me of any place whece I can passifhe night a little comforiable. You see,. he added, looking towdid his big double barrelled rifle; "I don't like to camp out, as ,it looka like rain, and this piece might be 1 hurtibiit," J"I don't knew of any place, I aniiwered,ffsbort of four miles from here ! r -i i ari old barn which is tight enough 1 thialk, to keep off the rain." "Four miles is la long di4ance ' said he; "and as I have ben tramping about considerably to day I don't feel muchilike carrying this heavy load iso ifar,'l pointing to his knapsack as he spoke. 1 1 Willtyou be kind enough to let ikrernaiti till morning 1" . - "Well poi," said I, hesitating a little andihrtming a significant glance at the well Ifilfed ,pocket book in his ;hand. He t understood the look a.nd gave inea green dollai.. "All right," said I, and ho then departed, saying he'd call for his lugfmge in the nArning, after he should waken from his sleep, in the barn. "Now tben, continued the timeaker, which will ye do —go after him at once or wait in ambush for him until 'morning ?" .. The two Et, ol4r'ers drew back'a few pea QeOofea fo flee fitiqeipiss of Ihqo Qs ochey, Qissokismtioit of *0419, I.ile6fits Webs. 11. COUDERSPORT, POTTER COulTrx, PA., WEDNESDAY. JULY 12, 1865 and held a short consultation,after which they egain advanced to the the aide of the old woman. i I "Wei will go now," said the one who had spoken first, "that is if you can de scribe to us the exact position of the barn." "I don't think I-could describe it so that you could find it in the dark," replied tho bag, "but as I am willin' to do every. thing in my power for the confederacy, I will go with you, andshow yon the place. "That is right," answered the rehel,and we'll see that yon and rewarded for your zeal. "I don't want any_ .reward for helping my countrymen," replied the old hag. I am always ready to help along the cause."' With these words she disappeared into an inner room, but eitme forth in- a few minutes with a gray blanket thrown over he shoulders. .1 "I took this out of a Yank's knapsack' said she with a short, day Laugh; "don't . you think it becotnes me ?" g.Aye,aye,my-good woman,very much. But lead on, if you please,for we have no time to loose." The hag then closed_ the .door of the house- "Forward march 1" she exclaimed imitating the voice of a man with strong lungs. "Forward march 1 Close up 1 close up !" -And she Moved along the road at the slow,tottering paoe natural to a person of her age. The night by this time had become very dark. The sky was obscured with thickidrivino• olouds,and the wind scream ed and roared among the tall pines that towered upon each side of the road.— Occasionally a heavy branch torn from its native trunk would fall 'into the road with a terrible crash, and mare than once the rebels started back and cocked their pieces in the belief that the din was caused by the discharge of some Yankee rifle. "Ha! ha I ha!" laughed the oldhag upon one of the- oce.asiclns, "it seems to me that you are easily startled. Don't you think your commander might have picked out a pair of bolder hearts - than yours for this expedition ?" "You'd better keep a silent tong,tut in your head, my good womau,nntil you've bad an oppertunity to witness as many battles as we have," answered one of the men ; good soldier is always on his guard." "Aye, aye !" replied the old woman ; but he should know how to distinguish between the crashing of a dry branch and the ring of a rifled musket. The, rebel nid not relish the noise made by theloud, sharp tones of the female guide, and, in order to put an end to the conversation, he controlled himself suffi ciently not to 'reply-to her last remark. The party then continued their way in. silence—which was not broken by either of them until they pad gone about three miles, and a loud clear challenge sudden ly started the rebels. "Halt ! vvbio conies there el "Friend answered the old woman in a clear ringing voice; "friend with prison. ers !" sr • FP 'We are betrayed yelled !her com panions and, even as the words passed their lips they were surrounded by a dozen Federal soldiers, one of Thom ;car ried alautern. As-the rays of light flashed upon the hag the rebels saw the gray haii the blan ket, and the female apparel dropped to the ground, revealing the slight but iron like frame of a tin! m soldier in primed of life. "It is 113 e, by—l' exclaimed the prison ers, simultaneously, as they glanced; to the long double barrelled rifle which he now held in his hand; "it is he—the scont—the Federal Chameleon!" - "Aye, aye I" answered the latter, as he leaned noon his weapon, with a quiet smile. "You are trappel l sure enough thanks to my disguise, which is only one of many that I carry in my knapsack. allow me to express my .thanks to you for the information you gave me regarding the position of your camp and the num ber of your men. I hays already sent a message to my colonel in relation to the matter, and I perceive that he has com menced to act upon it." And as he spoke he pointed down the road where the dark outline of troops forming. Into line might be faintly distill a o nished. it They:were soon .in motion, and in the course of half an hour the boomina " of cannon the rattling of musketry, and the scheers : of the Federal troops proclaimed that the combat had- commenced. The din continued for about an hour, when the prisoners learned frpm others who were brought to share their quarters,that thetouthern troops had been surprised and totally routed. Gen: Logan Bois than formerly a strong Demo. Abolitionist, and would to see Jeff. Davis hut , no doubt will bo the traitor." Battle Field of ChlekamaUga A correspondent Of the Cinoinnati Commercia/ has jot' visited the bailie field of Chickamauga, and gives, in alTell written letter, his impressions of its ap pearance. He left Chattanooga on the morning of the 27th ult., and entered the field by` the famed Rossville Gap. He says : As soon as we entered the gap, our eyes mot - unmistakable signs of the skir mishing which took place through the narrol'defile, as the rebels fell back slowly oward tbe final line of battle. A squad of tired rebel soldiers, on their way to their homes, sat by the road side as we Ipassed,l eyeing us with glum stolidity, evidently debating the risks of an encoun ter with the well filled holsters that hung on our saddles. We came upon the -scene of the first day's battle—September 19th--on the left of thO Lafayette road. Here it had beau falsely represented that a rebel brigade was yet this side of Chickamauga creek, without sapport, and i that a rapid movement might succeed in capturing them. A division was quickly hurried into the woods And ran against, instead of a "demoralized"- brigade, Long street's corps, in good fighting condition, and the conflict soon became fearful. It way on opened ground, neith4r party hiving time to do anything more than , throw .up in a few places, rails or logi to the height of two or, three feet. Our loss was very heavy, General Brannan's divis ion alone - losing, in ' a few hours, over 2,500 men. Our lines were forced back to the road and badly shattered. THE EVATENCES OP CONTENTION AND The &round was no lacking in evi dences of the bloody kwork which had been enacted upon it. iAlthough Nature had, for two 'years, been undisturbed in her kindly efforts to restore and to heal, yet the whole surface was strewn with ghastly proofs of the mighty wreck which had been made there. No army had be fore passed through there, the farms were quiet and prospering; the tattle were in the fields, and as the destroying columns swayed madly to and fro, crushing the fences before .thent, many of them met death, and in all directions are scattered heaps Of bones that show where they fell. The ground is roiling, and about equally divided between, field and forest, and through these lines were formed, with regard, Mainly, to the fitness of the posi tion, and 'little to its claarnees, or other wise. AS we rode over din field, it was plainly evident where the rebel dead had been buried, and where our own, the few of them that were granted that poor boon. The rebel soldiers had been placed in graves; howeverphallow, and decently covered with earth'or stones, and the spot marked by a neat bead board, labelled, and the Iwhole often surrounded by a square pen of rails. Our own boys had the hard fate of being left on the field,, and when the rebels vouchsafed to bury them, they were collected in rows, or in groups of two or three, upon the ground,. and a few spadefuls of earth thrown over" them. t do not suppose that one-half of our dead were buried, even thus slight ly, and before spring the rain had exposed the extremities of these. At one end of one of these little mounds lay a pair of skulls, bleaching in the 'sun, and, at the other, two pair, of Aces, full of bones.— Better that they should; have-, lain in the open air, wrapped in their blood stained blankets, than to have them subjected to this mockery. In one of these skulls the wa=ps had built their nest, and flitting to and fro with busy wing, they were hiving their little stores, and would defend them with boldness against any. who intrude upon their strange direllinn. p place. In another place,. at the foot of a tree, lay a little bean of human bodes, where some soldier had. erished, and remained unburied. Here, mortally - stricken, be had, perhaps, painfully dragged himself few paces from the - place where lie fell, and leaned heavily against , the friendly trunk of the great tree, while the route of battle' raged fiercely about Lim, and his hard preSsed comrades were driven back step by step, till at last the "breathless darkness" gathered thick about him, and he bowed his head in "stern agony," and the soul escaped from its prison house. After surveying this ,part of the field we rode: away towards Crawfish Springs, near the second day's fighting, with a view to discussing, by the aid of its cool waters, the collation we had brought. On the way I dismounted, reverently, to pick up a battered bullet lying by the wayside. Crawfish Springs should be visited by all who go to the battle field of:Chickamauga. The water flows, out in a broad, noiseless sheet from the foot of a hill about fifty feet in elevation, and is said to be always clear and of the same proportions in Whatever weather. Here, duffing a part of the time on the memorable 19th and 20th of September, our soldierisought in vain co slack their 'raging thirst ; for, then,gh neither party were in paueuien ongh he was ,e is now an his Lich he• has the arch- DEATH of the Spring, the rebels knoiving the locality, shelled it so that it was dangerous to approach.. On the bill which was rendered immortal by the fipal rally made by Geberal Thomas, culminated the in terest of the whole field. Here the car nage in the rebel ranks was very great and in the cleared fields which lie around its base, out horses tread at every turn upon the little tuft covered heaps, whie`h Onmber all the ground.. No ruins of earthtyorks remain to show the positions of the forces ; only here and there a slight barricade of logs, hastily thrown together in broken lines, marking the place where a regiment or .a few companies still clung together and shoulder to shoulder, breasted the storm. On three, sides the waves of the rebel hosts surged; and were broken iiipon that hill like ticreacminstla rock bound coast. Forming in life fields, they charged across them with a fury which threatened to overwhelm all i. ruin; bat, fiom among the trees which covered the sides and summit, there came so deadly . a hail of bullets and cannon shot that they withered and sink to the earth before it. Nearly one half of the trees have been broken off by the shells, and among the 'fragments of flint, which thickly cover the ground, the relic hunter May gather bullets yet, scattered on the sarface, like !acorns . after a storm in an oaken forest. , f But hero, as in all places where man in his passion has made Elia Wreck, na tdre has displayed her kindly 'power in haling her own wounds, and her unwil lingness to per tuate the bloody foot ptints he leaves ebind. Even this bar ren soil. wonderfully enriched by the libations of ' blood poured out upon it, blossoms with flowers, and the vines creep over the rugged ground, covering ite hideousness and the bleaching bones frOm our sight, or wind about t he shat tered trees and lend their verdure to con ceal the jagged rents which yawn among the branches. - Fragrant roses, self planted, bloom above the graves, as if set by the hand of affectitin, and t he wood bine and the tender morning-glory- trail over the rude worm fences built by the men over the lowly duit of a comrade. Casualties' of the War. H statements at the War Depart ; meat comptite the number of .deaths in the Union armies since the carensence meta of the War, including the starving prisoners, at three , hundred and twenty tire thousand. There has doubtless been fully two hUndred thousand Southern soldiers removed by diseaSe - . and the cas ualties of battle, to that not less than five hundred and twenty-five thousand .lives hate .been sacrificed in 'this 'nnholf , contest,- begun and prolonged the] Sontli.in their vain effort: to build Up a republic and strengthen the'slatre power. Our greatest losses dtirini, any .one campaign occurred at Gettysburg, when 23,267 Union soldiers were killed, wound ed and taken prisoners.. Hooker's cam paign of 1863 in therWiiderriess ranks next to Gettysburg as far as' regards Union losses, they having amounted Ito twenty thousand, though geacrally, ported at only ten. • Burnside lost 1,200 in the battle Of-Fredericksburg, McClel lan 11,426 at Antietam, Porter 9,000 at Gaines' .Mills Rosenerane 12,085 at Murfreesboro Cud 16,851 at Chickamauga and Sherman I about '9,000 in the two days' battles around Atlanta. • .ThelOfficial reports- of Gee; Grants'- , Imes from- the time he . crossed the Rap idan until receiving the striender . of Lee compute them at ninety thousand. In. the : variaus.eneragements fought bfGen. Grant in the eng agements he lost 13;573 men at Pittsburg Land*. 9;875 in the eevere contests around "V - Icksburg, and in the attack on Missionary Ridge about 7,000. Thor:O.:Our losses in Manylofthe cam paigns have been heavy, they yeb fall below Those incurred -in• some of the guropean war's. • This h as been due, to.a considerable eztent, - . to the • efficiency of -tire-medical:•'department. and 1 the - -lavish amount' of supplies, at :least ono-third ' greater than 'those -furnished to any Enropean army. . A report recently made to the Imperial Academy of Medicine, by Chenti, Physician of -the • French army, iestitaates the losses of the Crimean war las follows : killed on the field : ofbattle or miseing,'lo,24o;lost in the Semilante, 702; 1 died various digeases at Alma, 8,084; died of cold, apoplexy, before Sebastopol, 4,342 ; -died in the field and general hospitals,-71,247; total, 95,615. Thus, 'of 389,264 men sent by Dunce to the Crimea, . about one-third. found_ -a soldier's grave. • . • . •:•The siege and redaction of Jerusalem' ' resulted, says !Josephus, in the "loss of 1,000,000 lives -60,000 Persians were placed Itors rla combat at the battle - of Arbela, and :100,000 Carthagenians in the engagement of • Helena°. 12,000 infantry and 10,000 cavalry perished on the fatal field' of Issue. Spain lost 000,040. lives during . the persecution of the Arabians,.and 800,000 in expelling the Jew. Frederick the Great inflicted TE=B.-41.50 PER Atirinnff, a loss of 40,000 on the-Austrians in the conflicts of leuthen and Leignitz. The battle of Jenna„ and the lessqr engage ments hismediately . feloiving, cost the Prussian army over 80,000 men. At the battle of Leipsio, the Fiensh suffered casualties to the number of 60,000, and. The Swedes and their allies! 40,000 more. 50,000 French and Russian soldiers lay dead and dying on the 'field after the battle of Mushowa, and Napoleon again lost 47,000 men at Waterloo, and the Duke of Wellington 15,000 more.—.N.l: Cons6tercia/ Advertiser. , Hamilton, in her direct and forc ible, / ,,,,but not always elegant, style, sotno times advances sentiments which we can not approve; but the foll Owing practical t view of religion commends itself to every. ono who desires to live a truly Christian hfe : • • I , . , "We want a religion that softens 'the steps and tunes the voice to melody, and fills the eye with sunshine, and cheeks the impatient exclamation and harsh re. hullos; a religion that is polite, deferential to superiors, courteous to inferiors, and . considerate to friends, a religion that goes into a family, and keeps the husband from being spiteful when dinner is late —keeps the wife from fretting when the husband tracks the newly washed floor with his muddy boots, and Ma ea the husband mindful of the serap4r nd the door mat—keeps the mother patre twhen the baby is cross; amuses the ehildren as well as instructs them ; .prom fitly looks, after the apprentice in the shop, and the: clerk behind the counter, and the student i in the office, with a fatherly care and; motherly love, setting the solitary in fain: Hies, and introducing them to pleasant. and wholesome society, that their lonely: feet may not be led into temptation. We , want a religion that shall interpose con._ tinnally between the rats and gullies and rocks of the highway of life, and Elio sensitive souls that are traveling over them. "We want a religion that bears heavily, not only on the exceeding rascality of lying and stealing—but a religion ; that banishesshort measures from the counter, - small baskets from the stalls,. pebbles from the cotton bage l clay from the sugar, chicory from the coffee, otter from batter, beet juice from vinegar, alum from bread, strychnine from, wine, ~water from milk cans, and buttons from the contribution box. The religion that is te' save the world will not make one half a Pair of shoes of good leather and the other of poor leather, so that the first shall re dound to the maker's credit, and' the second to his cash; nor if the shoes be promised on Thursday morning, will let Thursday spin, out till Saturday night... It does . not send the little boy who has come for the daily quart of milk, to the barnyard tio'see the calf, and seize the opportunity to skim off the cream; nor ' does it surround stale butter with fresh, and sell the whole for good; nor. sell off the slack baked bread upon the Stable boy; nor 'deacon' the apples; "The religion that is to sanctify the World pays its debts. It does 'not borrow money with little or 'go purpose of repay ment,"l4 concealing or glossing over the fact. It looks upon a man who has failed in trade r and !continues to live in luxury as a - thief. It looks upon him Who prom ises to pay fifty dollars on' deniand, with interest, and who neglects to pay fifty dollars on -demand, with or without in terest as a liar." • A FREAK OF TILE TELEGEAPEL-Of all the freaks of telegraph, the following is the moat laughable which has come under our personal knowledge. ..tiot long since a graduate from one of our eastern theological lichee's was called to the pas toral charge of a church in Ithe extreme Southwest. When about to start for his new parish be was unexpectedly detained by the incapacity of his presbytery to, ordain him. In order to explain his non arrival at the appointed time he sent the following telegram to the deacons of -the - 5 church : "Presbytery lacked a gnome to ordain." ,In the course of its journey the message, heceme strangely metamor phosed, and 'reached - the astonished dea cons in this shape: "Presbytery tacked worm on to Adam l" The sober church officers were greatly diScomposed anti mystified, but after a grave consultation concluded it was the minister's, faeetions way of announcing that he had4ot mar: - ried, and aceordiagly proceeded In a pra vide lodgings for two instead of one; . tornado passed through La Cro , 4se, Wis., prostrating fifty, dwellings in the town and vicinity, and doing other dam age to an immense amount. Daring a_storm in ChieagO,-a few \days afr 'p o, the lightning played some curious freaks. i It-took poscssion of the rails on the passenger railways, and ran alone; them back and forth, to the great fright of'passengirs. It also cot some fantastic tricks on' the telegraph mtg. El II II 1 I ' . H