VOLIIKE %W.-NUMBER 110 TIIE POTTER - ;TIOURNAti PLIBthSITED BY tic W. Itlicklyrney,. Proprietor, $1:50 PR, YEAR, INPAP.IABLY IN ADVANCE. * * lt Devoted-to the enii,se of Republi`canisui, the interests of Agridulture, the advancement of Education, and the best good of Potter county. aiming no guide except that of Principle. it will endeavet to aid in the wink of more fully Freedomizing . our Country. ADVIITIS . EIIENTS inserted at the following rates, except where speCial bargains are made. 1 Squire [lO lines] '1 insertion, - - 00 1 3 • " -- - 2 Each subsecprent insertiortless than 73, 40 . Square three months- - 4 'OO. ' ".six " 777 - - 7 7 7 - - 700 1 " nine " -- - -- - - 1000 tg . one year, • .7- • ' 1') 'OO 1 Column -six months, • • 3.0 00, 4C CI " " -•-• 17 00 . •• " " " • --- -- 10 . 00 • " per year.' 4,50 00 • tt is it .30 00 •Administrator's or Executor's Notice, 300 *Buiiness Cards, 8 lines 9'r. less, per year 5 00 Special and Editorial :iotices, per line, 20 1 *,*.A.11 transient advertisements must' be paid in advance', and-no notice will be tikeit of advertisements from a distance, unless they are accompanied by the money or satisfacto& reference. * *Blanks; and Job Work of 'all'kinds, at-' an • •1t 3 7 tended ttl pro - Mptly and 'BUSINESS CARDS. Frecand Accepted ) Ancient York Masons „EULALIA LODGE. No. 342., 1 A. M. 'STATED Meetings on the 2nd nod dthWednes . dny's of cited' month. Also 31asonke•gather ing:s on every Wednesday Evening, for work and lirnetice, at their Hall in Cotolerspnrt. • D. C. LARRIBEE, 'W. M. M. W. McAt..tr.N.E.6:Sees... ;TWIN MANN, , 'ATTORNEY AND , , COUNSEI;LOIt'AT LAW, tondeOport , , Pa., will attend the several Zourts in PotZer and M'Kee:.r. Counties.' All business entrusted in his care will receive:, prompt attention. (Alice corner, of West and Third streets. • ••Aralliiit OLMSTED, • A.TTORSCI", & C4ATNSELLOP. , XI'LAT, Goaderspat, Pa., 1611 attend to nll businss' vatrnstul to his care, •with prcmp.tnes and Otifee on Soth-west corner of arid Fourth streets. ISA.A.O 13.67:N501\T. TTORN:I7.i.I"ST LA.W, Gptpler9ort, Pa., 'rill atterd to all business entruAttl to hip, care-and. prynptness. Wipe on SeQ6l,l neat : the Allegheny Erida,qm. 1, • F: W. KNOX. XtTdll,Nl7l AT LAW, Conde •perti. 2 n., m regularly attend the Courts iu Fetter and the nd • joining Counties. • 0. T. ELUSON; yIIYSICIIiIN, Coudersport, Pa., respectfully - informs the citizens of the v'.l - thnt he gill promply re ' spond to all galls for professional ,ervi,:es; Office on Main st., in building formerly oc cupied by C.'"W. Ellis, -Esq. 'C. S. & E A. JONES, DEALERS IN DRUGS; MEDICINES, PkINTS Oils, Fancy Articles„Stazioliery, Dry Good:, Groceries; Ax., Main st.,.Coudersport, Pa. P. E. 01";,\ISTED, 'DEALER IN D,RY• GC-Cji)s, READY-:MADE Leeries, Sc., 3I yin st., Coudersport, Pa, -7 1 - . 0° T.ti S SMIT IT, IDEATiEft in Dry- Goods,Grocerit , s, Provisions. Hardware, Queensmire, Cutlery, and all Goods 4tially found in a country store.— Coudersport, :Noy. 27, 18.61. • OUDERSPOIIT HOTEL, !GLASSM IRE, Preprietor, Corner o Math and Second Stredts, Coudersport, Pot ter Co. Pa. - . .:ILivery stable is also kept in connect ':ion with this - :H. S. OLIYISTED, .DEAtEh IN STOVES, - TIN S;" SHEET IRON WARE, Main st., nearly Opposite the Court House, Coudersport, Pa. Tii _and: Sheet Iron Ware 'rrtn.a.e to order.:in,goadlstyle, on . short notice. riVX, 11. lIILLEIt J C ARNES: MILLEtt & neA.I46.It7e.VICY, .- sN. TT 0 "RAAYS-ATLAW - . . 1-IA1.1111.&BURG - , PA., APENT-§-)for the::Coßectkirt of Claii ts against the United States' and State Go , - , ernenents, such as Pension, Bounty, Arreal • .of Tay &c. Addresr Box 35, Harrisburg, pa: Tension Bounty and War Claim Agency. PENSIONS procured for soldiers of the present war wild are disabled by reason of -wounds received :3 , r disease cOntriteti'actgd v-while in 04 service of the linited S Siates ; and Tensions, bounty, and arrears of pay obtained f. br widdws or heir of those• Nal& have died or been kited while in service: /ate: of inquiry promtly answered, and on receipt V. mail of a statement of the . rnse of clahluant will for . ward the necessary paners' for'. their .signitture. Fee's in Pension cases as fixed by BEFERENCES.-HOll. ISAAC BEN,SO!S! 11011. A. G. OJ.M.STi:D, J. S. 51.15 N, • Esq.. P. W. KNOT, - Esq. DAN BAKER, ! Claim Agent Couderport Pa. June 8 1 , '64.-I.y. . . • HOWARD ASSOCIAT.TON, PUILADELPIIIA, TIISEASES of the Nervous, Seminal, trina ry and sexual s 3 sterna—, new and reliable treatritent--in reports of the DOWARD AS SOCIATEOY-7sent by mail in .sealed let ec envelopes, free of charge. Address, Dr. T. SK4LLIN IIOUGHTON, Howard Associatial , 2 South Ninth Street, Philadelphia, Pa, jy131864, . . . . • I . • . . . \ - ' I - '. . •'. 0 ,I - . ] , . • II . . ..... . . . 1 . 1 i • . Ir. . -'' ''' -.- - 1 -- .. . I. ' •' 1 ' ' . I ' . ' ' 7 ',:: • :'' *. , ' ... : f. P. -. '' . ... ' —... ..e.„ '. '..•"".. ,” 1 ' , • 1 . ' . (1. - ''' -,' - p- - -41111111 b, A, -...-.. , -.. ' ...' '%.••• -' . : • ~.. ~ . t ; 1:77 - %‘';.-•—• . ' L.l 1 , ,••:.- . '. . ' '' 4. `` . .'- '. ~ . -' '- I, • . O' n i - :, - • t i i - • •-•• , t• 0.- . i 1 . .. I . - , 4 ,, ' ';', ,i. , . . I . I • • _, 0.! . • 1 ~. 'f .. C:. ti; . t ~( . -:. .. •,, . , i ) (i i t • \\ It.f; I: . 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Petroleum 1 'i • Yet on lie - pressed with weary 'tread, Dark r d j.se the tempest overhead; The in anthill Finds went whistling by, And mocked is sad despairing, cry, • Petroleum l- • I "Beware 'the branch of the withered tree! • Beware; of swa.naps and mud to the knee r Thes? were the; words of thg cautious sire; Lost Inithat war which echoed higher, • , Petroleum! , I ' "Try not the pass !" the peasantlcried, "The rtcks are 'ragged,lthe chasin.wide, The oil, river is rush-la:l . g by," But the purpose leaped from his flashing eye; Petrolemp 1 , • At bre.:ll k of day-, wberts,unlight spread Its Val gforY Ovet his heal, . • A 'seen in thd - OiStandb caught his eye, upsprung with -tho,joyful cty, !Pe l troleum! -; I The' goal was reed, and patient toil , . Drew how the earth its wealth•of Oil, And no'w repaid for his `anxiOus care, His cla ion voice rings thro',lhe air, Petroleum ! 1' Nearly thirty) years ego we publisi, the fOlitoi6ng brief Sketch Of) this', dis in • guisned author. , whoss death is just n nounced! We republish the statement 1 as a confirmation of the truth of PI re nolorrv,l,as well as for a mark, of respect 1 toward one so worthy I l j fe has•Ter ificd all. It that we then said of him. We quote: 1 i . • ,"Lvinen Cobb, the distinguished Am • jean lexicographer, possess a rare 111 and , one,. that -presents many sulk ! , proofs p',ienol.czical science, but limits will allow,uxoniy to glance at a of his let:ding .davelopnients.. WS . is largc,land hiS temperament hi 13 vorablc tor activity toe: endurance: dowestid and social nrgans„exeept At tiveness4 are all large or, very .4a' whichotri ,binin ., viith his very la! • Benevolence and • small s l eifish org impart ti) his affections , and attach at sots' a purity, strength. and ardor sel ond equaled in the gentler sex.. 1, His Hape l is • so large as to mane him quite sanlntinel in his ezlpectations, His firmness is very , large, which makes him stable and Ide- 1 cided whett he has .tijaclel up his mind, •and quit persevering in the accootp)Jsli-- meat of his purposes • and his tombat- r livenes:s, nd Destructiveness are sUfficient I Ito fiive im great energy of character. I •) 1 I But th most striking and interesting' 1 dev6lonttient in his head is his, Censcien-'1 I tiottsnesj-, Although • 114 , Firmness :is' ver lame, yet, this organ rises above it on cac side. In ,the phrenological view, c the efore,-we might reasonably suppose , the in !making ; this bead the Creator, 1 ' des g ned to present to the world a per fccti specimen, of an hon i est man. His Self-Esteem is moderate, ; hiS Approbat , iveness large l and his Cautiousness very large ; hence Ibis ''excessive diffidenee, modestyj rod amiability of character; and this conibined withi his excessive Conscienitioufness, makeSl him feel too unworthy, , and gives him a disposition to allow„otherslo encroach upon his rights. Ilisivcryllar r e Benevolence, joined with his moderateAcquisitivedess makes him liberal . to ecess, especWly toward his friends. II hi‘ reasoning qualities are of a high order, 1 , -his critical acumen unsur passed. Itie Form i ts very large, - and 1 this added to' his very 'large freight and! large . Size -and Locality, enables him! I instantliito detect a typographical error' or inaccuracy in spelling by a inereiglance of the c,y, r e." ,- ~ We add : The Temperament was ner-i ,vous-bilieu.s, or motive-mintal, and as he I !a d vanced in yedlt the me6tal-vital had I tho ascendency. The vital organs, heart, I lungs, stilt:Bach, etc.", were all large. He was broad, tall, andlstrong,- with an pp: right , figure cud a, manlybearing. There was something of the Calhoun or Jack soti in his general hearing and make-up of organization, and he :was both firm, dignified, and persevering. k. man of action and resolution, he was seldom or never idle long at a time, and withlbis iron :will and almost iron constitution, with exceedingly temperate habits, he was enabled to work almost peypetually, and eyed with but a moderate degree of -sleep. Our portrait fails,' to do him jus tice,at least in one respect. 'His Intel-, lebote3 f o p tfla ?I'll - It:10es of Irtio qi9 ffle Qischgrptioil of brolqiiii;, Ir..ifehltift.e, Voi))3. COUDERSPORT, POTTER COUNTIE LYMAN CO B. lect • was more capacious than is here represented ) and•althongh the hair grew down ,upon the forehead, the mass ,of brain abov.e the ear was really very great —which was the case with Noah Web ster, Calhoun, and many 'others. Ac quisitiveness was moderate, as 'was Se; cretheness, and he. was frank, candid, open-hearted, and generous to a fault. He was eminently de.votional, just, sin cererand trusting---a man of high prin ciple and of worth. He -w,as amiable,, joyous and bOpeful. :His great eJt faults were those. which affected himself, and those _dependent upon him, rather than,, others. His desire to do good, and to,' 4 oortfer favors oo' the world was so-great that be even - became itm , provident and ali - nost neglectful of his yersonal• affairs. He *as , the father of a large and very intesting family of both sons and daught-Es, who have grown. up intellioently and virtuously, and so far as we know,tzre well 'settled in life. Our relatiotO . 111 r. Cobb were' always • , . mere or x-" intimate, and we counted him one our best frieods, 'and have more thaw once ; had occasion to avail ourselves Of hi(literary services, in pre paring tti manuscript of inexperienced authors fort : Aio press. And in 'parting with he had reache'd a ripe. old age, we'-feel that i re have lost s friend indeed. But -Whatris our loss may be his gain. Pewee to his spirit. The-following brief biographical sketct will interest ear readers. Lyman Cobb was born in Stockbridge, Berkshire County, Mass., September 18, 1800. His father died in 1809, and' leaVing a large family of children, Lyman started at . hat early age -to provide for himself, and moved to the central part of NeW•York . . At the• age of nineteen. lie pr t ioted his first spelling-bock, and at the time was occupied in teaching school. He sold the copyright of f his book to the pOblishers at tthica for Tom.pkins County, fair $l,OOO, which .yielded at one half a mint per copy during the term of twenty ei!,-ht years, twenty five thousand dollars. The publication of his; spelling-book reached millions of-copies, being used nearly everp:sc'hool in the- State of New; York. 11•:rote the' following books : 1.-Speller,"Expositor," "Dictionary," a series of five. Reading Books, a Speaker, Primary Aiithinetic, Higher Arithmetic, Miniaiure Lexicon, Corporeal Punish ment, and luvivard of sixty or seventy small illustrated juvenile works. - The abolishmont-of corporal punish ment was for years his hubby. At every school convention or public educational meeting he by resolution ascertained the sense of the meeting., and, agitated the question, and the public became awakened to that extent •-t - 6t the Public School Society of New Y,ork ordered two copies Of his work to be furnished each school, and the teacher.recolumentled to read the same at 'least once iu eadh year. 'he Children of the present day owe - an im mense amount to him for the changes produced throUgh his efforts in school diseiplinc:. For many years 'he labored regularly twenty hours each day, rising at. five , wed retiring at one. .an. And upon Banday his recreation apd rest was attending three sers'ices at church and visiting two Sabbath schools, and.address jug, the children on - each 'day. This immense amount of !tiler and want of rest Made. sad havoc upon his-.constitu -69, and made the 'last few years of his life Ipainftii through sufferings. • was an active member of the Prison AsociatiOn,Publ-i&S,ehool Society jChtnr mati of No. .5 lor. many years), New York Historical Society . , and a great7friencland frequent visitor iof the Colored Home, Elbene of , the Friendless, 'Five Points Mis i sion, and, lionsc.of Refuge, the latter especially, at ,which places whenever he visited: always addressing th‘ *children. 'He tva§ an earnest Christian in the dem munion' of, the Protestant Episcopal Clutch, but liberal in his views. His unfinished works :were' "The Na tional Dictionary," large qua to, 'which 6 had labored some year -; d Bible Dictionary, Upon which three years' labOr had been spent, and a Concordance. In the year ending October, .1857, 'his income from all sources wals $8,600. Ile died at Colesbarg, Potter Co., Pa., Octo ber 26, .1864, aged sixty-four years, He had been cOrtied to his bed for over two thel "Phrmoloyleal Journal. pur 'he pia rtge. How HE DID IT.—A committee called on a flourishing tradesman to solicit a sub scription fur the support of a clergyman. "'Can't do • it, gentlemen," was the reply ; "I gave five dollars to the :Rev. Mr. P—, yesterday." . - • ,Afte - r Much persuasion, however, they succeeded' in getting him to put down a like amount for the 11, eF. - Mr. B.—, and departcd • with, thanks) hut a minute foof erwards be/lias overheard giving the Hewing directions to an assistant:'. "Disw off .five dollars' worth of liquor' d fill with water. Take it but of `` the row ,of casks, next to those yott watered yesforday for the Rev. Ik'lr - P—."' ' , ____ PA., , WEDNESDAY . JANUARV: 25, 1865. ,'WANTED-A BOW.” The', fact that we have not seen half a dozen "boys" in as many Sears, induces us to jot down some thotights under the above caption. We beg to inform the public that. we 'do not want another, ap prentice just 1710W,50 the "wanted"--must be considered as serving "to point a mor al," and not as!an advertisement.. We suspect that the species "Bay," has gone after that "lost tribe" of Featherdom —"The Do, Do." Certainly .NVo, have not seen one of the species oftener than once a quarto; for . ten years. True—l there are a plenty of nominal boys every where; that ialto_say, thereis nu lack of bipeds in short "coats and caps, with smooth faces, "of stubble." Bnt these are not!, the boys of a not very. distant 'day. They appear as such to the eye, but when one smis them On the street, or he'ars them speak ) the illu'siotr vanishes. The boy that we knew ten years ago has departed awl - left little trace behind. We remember, that he oecasionally,..eatue into our office, almost alwayo• on errands for his father, or some grown-up person, and seldom, if ever, to sit in our arm chair, scribiding on our exchanges, talk to the printers, oi• meddle with the type He came in, told his errand; if a cold morning, varined his toes, and went his way. We do not rec 4 olleet that he whis tled Yankeo. Doodle, or drummed on the table. He may have done so, but it has not been rerneeibered Thegioy we knew ten years ago never appears to us now in the_street. We miss him wonderfully. He used to .bow and say "Good morning," and never said "bully for you;" as men passed along the streets : l We do not recollect of seeiug , the boy of ten yeai i s ago with a pipe, or a cigar in his mouth ; l aud alas, that we should have to say i t!-we never saw the boy of ten years D. 6 ,0 DRUNK:, \Ve never saw him reeliug oil the side-walk and disgus dog the passers-by with his maudlin and awkward profdnity. 'We Po not remem ber to Lave seen him sittid..r, in the.stores 1 and grog:lries by the hou'r, chewiug tobacco ' guzzling beer, aud making himself, in some of the lowest respect#, the equal • of grown-folks who do these chinos. The boy H of ten year ago did not require as muCh mop, etVer at home or in a mowd, asidoei the bay of to-day.— The latter is the loudest 41Iter'in a crowd of men while at home he to often requires as touch attention and grodmieg as a val uable horse. He; claims t'.ll the favors, shirks• all thC "hardships" as he calls thew, and inigh:t, be um : ital.:en for the I head of the familyi, only that. he conde- s'eends to let 'that irnaginry individual pay the grocery, !store, and shoemaker; bills—as a matt( r of spcteial favor, we suppose. Altogether, theboy of to-day I ika nondescript. Ile' puts on_ the bad I habits of groWu folks whed he graduates at the nursery,i and id dimensions, except In nil things ess ' ntial to true, manhood, onfv is to • 1 intents and I ..; . .:t. purposes A isIAN I The tooy Of tun years iiL go had some' anibitioes andve I and be} ond retailing sugar and calico on a stdrt'ation salary— so small that the! temptation to "crib" from the chailgudiawer is (Olen too strong for uuaeclituntedirtue. ll He did not ' consider it a disgrace to bda good bladk- I smith, shoemaker,' carLentar,&c., &c. He' would hare Considt‹d it i a disgrace. to have been a blunderhead ik, anything.— When hu undertoo e. - job fie tried to doi it 11--actingon e safe 411 correct rule 1 i.„ "11 atelier is worth doing tt all, is worth , doiraweli." , We are not prepared to, say I that, the boy of ancient times did nod sometimes reckem Ills duty performed to his employei when he had 'put in the day son+how, anfl got his pay ;but it was not i a: rule -with the boy of anehmt times that; "the employOr is to be che7 r ated out of asi many hours a .day as poOible without! "kicking up a miiss.". I Not se-with the bay of modern times - : He has no comprehension' 'of thel !Mutual dependence and litenefit of the ' employer, and the enOloyect. He regards' his employer as a very handy person to apply to for favors, but seldom regards his convenience, hiS detufort, his I business, as of the slighte4 thenient.— , Ile would miss him on pay2day, iif absent. And that is: about all. His commands, his requests, his• interests, are alhforgetten or ignored. Happy thw'reuiployer who can find a boy who is not altogether Wiser than himself in all things pertaining to business ! It would be a rich treat to find a boy who has not learned everything before reaching. the middle of his teens.; --a boy who was not born supremely wise above age ltd experience. ,-- a But we long for these things with lit e hope. We do not say there 'are no e -- ceptions ; blit it is a notorious fact that the majorityl of boys now, take little inter est in the blisiness ,ef their employers.— Kdep late hours, assooiayi with young mea of no settled characters,- drink beer and whisky: and assume to know a great deal about what they cannot comprehend. , The :aspire to. be -known se "fast."—. ' . . Therefire they are kuoWn arlong the men who move the worhl tnci s do its work- as nuisances. MODERN' BoY ". You are putting buneh of rods in pickle for Yoir conSoi. ence ! • You will either live to c'Urse your stupidity, or die drunk and despised.. That is all.--Tioya Agitator. 'What a Woman Can no. As a wife and mother, women can make the fortune and hapl i rl.C.sB of her children ; and even!if she dici o hailing else, surely this woulcl i bAuffinient destiny. By her thrift, prudenekand tact, .she can .secure to her,par6er andl herself a compete n ce in old age, no mater how small their e ginning, or how adverse a fate occasionally be theirs. By her; cheerfulness she can restore her husband's spirits, shaken. by the anxieties of business: By her tender. care she can often ;restore him to health, if disease has seize upon bis overtasked powers. By.her counsel and her love, she can win him 'from bad coMpany, if temptation in an evil hour basled hid astray. By her example, and her pre- cepts, and her sex'slinsight into character, she can mould herithildren, however di• verse their ilisposiiiions, into - g,dod men e_,,uti .women. And by leading in- all things a - true and beautiful life, she can refine, elevate- and - spirit:Sallie all who cords within rear i; so that with others .of her sex eruillati 'h ., and assisting her,she can do more to re c enerate the world than all the statesmen "or reformers that ever legislated Sh.ecan do as much—alas'l. perhaps even mnre!---to -degrade man, if she choose to do it; • 'Who can estimate the evil that woman has the power to do? As a wife she can ruin 'her husband by extravagance, folly or want of affection. She can make a devil and an outcast of a man; who might otherwise 'pave become a. good member et' society. She can bring hick ecings, and "perpetual discord "into what has been -a Nippy home. ,She can change the innoent babes whom God has entry ica to her chargP, into rile men and even- viler women. She can lower even the moral tone of soeiety itstelf, and thus polute legisation at the spring head. She can, in Eue,be i come ai instrument of evil, instead of an ;angel of good. Instead nf making flowers of truth, purity, beauty and spirituality spring up in herfootsteps,till the whole earth smiles with loveliness that' is alMost - celestial; 'she can transform `it -to a black and blastid desert, covered with the scorn of all evil passions, :dad swept by the bitter blasts of everlasting death. That is what a wo- . man ca . .? do fur the Wrong as well as for the: right. Is her )nissiova a little one Has she no "wortlfy has ipenome the cry of late ? Plati may have a harder task to perform, dfrougher path to 'travel. but be has , nonolOftier or more influential than woman's. TEE PRECI 0 US N ESS OF LITItLESESS.— Everythins is bea4tifull, says B. F. Tay. lor, of the Chicagoi Journal, when it is lit tle except souls;—,little pigs, little lambs ilttt ' re birds little llittens, and little chil dren. 'Little martin : l- f oxes' of homes are gen erally cozy. Litpe•yillan - es are nearer to being atoms ofl a Shattered paradic& than we know of. Little fortunes bringing the most content, And little hopes' the- Teist, disappoint Met. I. • Little Words sic 'sweetest to hear, and little Jharities fly further, and stay the longer on the wingi The little lakes are the stillest, little hearts the fullest, and little farms the best Little books are the most read and little songs the dearest lOved. When navarel would ma-Tie ,-, an y thin , ' especialy rare ma beautiful, she makes it little = little pcals, .little diainond - s, and little dews. i . : , I 1 Agues is a model prayer, aticl the :13nr-i . dcia of the prayey is for Mired The Ser-1 , mon on' the Mount.is little, but the last dedication disccsiirse, was ,an hoar. ! I Every body -calls that little they liove, l 'best on earth. IWe once beard a food; story of a man l sr,eak of hisliittle . 4 wife,l . , and we - famel LI li e roust lbe a polleet-1 bijou Of-a• Wife. We S4NV her i she weigh- i jed 2101 We w,eresurprised.l But then • ' it was no joke—',the than meant it. , He could put his wife in his heatit and have room for other things besidem and ghat eould'she be be little ? . 1 I We rattier ddubt the \ stories, of great argosies of old rya sometithes• hear ofdbe cause nature deals in tittles almost alto gether. Life madeup of little, death is what remains pf them all ; (lay is made up of little beams, and night I is glorious with little stark .1 Mutt= ini the great beauty; i of all we love best, hope for most and, reuictub.e.r. longest. One of tour girls," who is earn est),y ,striving, oktain light', asked the meaning of the t‘G" in the 'masonic em= bleats, and asks itklosen't mean "gists," "for," says she, ltyou i stri't get along with out them somewhere-in jour tostitutpu." Sheeo.right. ,1 4 , , r 7: NI :: MIS TEMS.--$1.50 PER ANNUM. One in the Queen sity of the- West mites : Two years ago reame.to Cincin nati to engage in , business, tindstioel obiained the assistance of a . ..Perman pbr ter, hy name Barney. Finding' in at,hort time that the mudily water'Of the-Ohio was net asElatable or healthy as It might be, I tougre a perous stone filter and , Sebt to the store.. I told Barney .tn tete it in the cellar and keep it filled ,with water til wanted. 'A few-days after, I, asked, Barney to "bring up that gene jar :film . the celler." 'Said he, "I cannot." " Why not ?" , • . "-I gave the aslutan sixpence this morning to • carry it awry ; aor.` r= hed poured four pails laf water in 'it. and it, , leaked so that I knew ru"would hergled to get rid o' it." • "I Have always been astonished," said Miss Smith?' at the anxiety of young ladies for 'leans, but I never pitied a female mord than when 'Miss Monteath. ers-left My! school. ,Sfieitg bet gazing toward the ql-v askedl her whai she was - 1 4.), looking' for;. "That beau." Faid 114, "which is told of as,being, set in the cloud —I wish held come down. Appropos!. said Miss . ,Totres,l want ... 1: t . 0 humpbacked' man; the beati-up there is , “bent." - , _ , . OLD '.90:1G.-- , There,s an oily time comirigi boys, Ar. oily time coming, „ There's an oily timl coming, boys, Wait a:little longer. . . We may "stfike grease," or we May Init ) Stock r to par or go to pct; • , In this oily time coming. "Wells,"not "whales,''shall light mandind,, ,The perfuriie -shall he stronger, „ "derrics" shall supplant -"harpoons," Wait a little longer - • (choruo.)—Oh, there,s an oily title coming. "WlT h r is it," said one of . our school marms to a ycung, scape•grace who bad caused' her nruch trouble by his bad conduct, "why is it you behaved so well when You first Tame to school, and are so disobedient now ?" Because," said young ;hopeful, looking up in his teacher's face, 1 wasn't much acquaiuted then." A Y,ou NG lady-of aristocratic birth, whit eloped' not lonr , ince from the county c . if Limarie, with tier father's groom, has been discovered residing with }aim in` the city of Cork. She stubbornly refuses,howe.vc7 to return to her family, who are iu great affliction. Her fortune, when she comes of age, will be ten thousand pounds stet. ing.- . , . A TALE. 1 . of WOE. - clasped her toy hand. in ine, I- claspe ( En . d• her beauteous form • vowed to shield her from the wiria arid :rour the world's cold storm. ..SG set be auteous eyes on are ; the Leaps did wildly flaw, and with, her httle lips she said -Confound you! let me go." . • "I.TARD T.AcK."--In , Daniihen,Vrance , , • they make bread but once in six months, and bake it with. the refuse oPthe fields. (En the winter it becomes so hard thai they cut it with an awe, and soak it for twenty-fonr hours before they can eat it. " now do you like me now," asked' a belie of her spouse; as she sail•A into tv room, with 'a sweeping trail of nincli: follo:Ting her: "To 411 you the truth, i is Impossible tor m'e f to like you an,,, Cover." 1 • - .A. MAN 013 CG advertised his propert for sale, and ecrn'eladed, his advertismen,. with, "A never failitilt stream of orate before the door." - Very true—his prop erty was seated on l ,thftekware river. Sambo had been whipped for stealinp, his master's onions. One day he brougl4 in 'a skunk in his arms, says be, " here's de chap dat steal del:miens ! Ulevf —smell him. bref I " • -! Old .Geaitlenton (affectionately)-'!3.5 cn,why do voucher that filthy tobaccif„" Precocious - Muth (stifily)--"To get ti juice out of it, old,codger l" . SOLDIER' writes home that he gek. alOni**.itli - the haid — tonli — pretty except 'Alen they put, it lengthwise. • • • I TIIE 007.7.NTE.Y . G, F.NTLFSIAN 'Say; thitt Sernpirr , the horni of oxen on the insi , make tlhena - curve outward, or vi e 888 14 YOU'RE a wan or figures," as t:0 mtthematician said to the dadcing mist •,r., I LADIns patzh tbeir laces for ecooeci3; anti tbeir faces for beauty, I l'iThY does a sculptor die a horriYe death? He makes faces atd. tztt.. WIIY is a tap's tail like a swan' Because it fro is down. TEIF.. only ever-lastiug people on earth. are the shoe Makers.: When the fox is asleep, notkng into bis • WEE = MI MEI : 1 . -1---t ) I