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H WARIUSI;R, 3L JOIDSET; L 7 MAN, Seef. I JOHN S. 31A.N.7,7, ATTORNEY AND COUNSELLoft AT LAW. Coudersport, Pa., will attend the several Courts.in Potter and :dlican Co;mties. business entrusted in his care r will receive prompt attention. ()laic corner,, of West and Third streets. ARTIIIIII G. OLMSTED, ATTORNEY & CuUSSELLOR;AT LAW Coudersport, Pa.. 101 attend zO 411.usiLes , entrusted to his . c2l - e. with a,Ol fid% itc. Otlee on 3oth-we4:. co:.Aer or Main and Fourth stre'ts. - ISAAC BENSON, • AltoftNEY AT LAW; Coutlek - sport, Pp le& attend to all business entrusted to him:l'6th tare and prom:inlet's.- Oilitfp on tie: and near the Alle-lieny F. W. KNO:t. ATTORNEY AT LAW. Cu:ul',lr,zport. PA.. regularly atte:l , l tln Court_: in Putter an the atljoiniug Couuti.;s. O. T. ELLTSqN I respeetrally inform :th o: thi. aa vicinitv th:t.t he will 'prontiay re-- spool to all ,•alis for nrof,±z.zion:d ,ericezt o.lice on Mein zt... in b.lihtinff fortn:trly or ,:npie.l by C. IV. 1., e. S A: E A JON.E. EALERS IP.IITC;8. :‘!EDICIS: , ..'S. PAINTS Oils, Fancy Articles,z;:ation , ..ry., Dry Good: ° Groceries, ice., M.tiu Goodersport, D. E. OLMSTED, DEALER IN DRY GOU:gs„, E p Y-MADE Clothing, Crockery, Groceries, .5: Main et., Coudersport, Pa. • COLLINS SMITH - , • aEALER in Dry Goods,Groceries, - Flardware, Queensware, (itter , Goods usually found in a count Coudersport, - Nov. 27; 1861: HOT COUDERSPOR T :L, *. F. GLASSMIRE, Proprietor, - orner o- Main and Second Streets, Coudersport, Pot ter CO., Pa.. I t - . . A Livery Stable is also kept in connect with this Hotel. I MARK GILLON, TAlLO4L—nearic opposite the Court House— will [Puke all clothes intrusted to him in the blest and best styles —Prices to suit the titnes.—Give him a call. 13.41 1= iOLMSTED & KELLY, 1 . )EALER. LN STOVES, TIN 5; SHEET IRON WARE, Main st., nearly opposite the Court House, Coudersport, Pa. Tin and Sheet Iron Ware made to ordet. in good style, on short - . notice. SPRING MILLS ACADEMY. ` :SPRING MILLS, ALLEGANY CO:, N. IT. ELIAS HORTON, Ja., ' Principal 'Mrs. ADA WALSER HORTON, ' Preceptress .Miss NELLIE WALSER, Assistant Lis GERALDINE WOOD, Teacher of Music The Fall Term commences' August 2G. ;'The Winter Term commences December 9. 'The Spring Term commences )birch 25. Tuition from Three to Five Dollars. :Board $1.50 per week. Tarnished rooms for self2boarding at low prices. For further information addresa the Princi pal or the undersigned. . COBB, President Board of Trustees MANHATTAN HOTEL: NEW YORK. 'pais Popular Hotel is situated near the A. corner of Hurray Street' and Broad way, opposite the Park within one block of the Hudson: River Rail Riad and near the brie Rail Road Depot. It is one of the most pleasant and convoient locations in the city. Board 'towns 51.50 per day. N. HUGGINS, proprilfr. Feb. Iqth, 1863. The Rochester &LimSr-Cutter. ft LUSTED &, KELLY, Cciudersport. have the exclusive agency fcrr this celebrated leachtne, in this county. it is covenient. du. OW% sud gREAP. Dee. 4-184e.-12. - - _ 4* • ) 0 , o ff . on, HE NOT TUE FIRST! Oh by not the first to discover ' A blot on the fame of a friend, A flaw on the faith of a lover, • Whose heart may prove true to the end We none of us know one another, And oft into error we fall; Then let us speak well of our brother, Or speak not about him at all. A smile or n sign may awaken Suspicion most false and undue; And thus our belief may be shaken in' hearts that are honest and true. Bow often the light smile of gladness Is worn by the friends that we meet, To corer a soul full cf sadness, Too proud to acknowledge defeat. How often the sigh of dejection Isi heaved from the hypocrite's . breast, To parody trnth and affection, Or lull a suspicion to rest. Hon - , often the 'friends Fe love dearest, Their noblest emotions conceal; And bosoms the purest, sincerest, Have secrets, they cannot reveal. Leave base minas to harbor tizoicion. And small ones to trace our defects— Let ours be a noble an.bition, For base is the mind that s.uspects. We,inone of ni-knowotie another, And oft Litolerror We fall; Then let spt;:ik well of four brother, Or speak not; about him at all. .1 lEN am i nal 143',n of Rev. Get). D. Armstrong: by Maj. Gen. Ben jamin F. Butler. ' General.—l have read a report, Mr. Armstrong, of an examination of your. self, by one of my Aid de•catnps, in re gal d to the question of your loyalty Now I need nut say to a man as experi• enced as yourself, that taking the oath of allegiance •is only a ,manifestation of loy alty--that as a 'Luau might - join your church and stilt be a very.bad wan after su doing; •so a man may take the oath of alegiance and Mill be.a very disloyal man. . Rev. Mr. A.±-11 you will allow me to make a ;:tatetnent to you I will do so, or I will answer - t•itell questions as you please. Geneial.—Make your owu statement, t - MTLA.—The' view. with which I took. the oath was this: I believe the Military Coma:ander has a right to demand of the citizens at any time that they shall take p-,rute. I e re aid Norfolk a. ter the pie:,ent. a e..ntruered city; irdred, I have .ad no id, a that the Confederates wool.l gain take it, to l d thaf,ifit ever again did Leto, ac a part ot Virginia it wunhi treaty at the un i t: of the war. I wi4tetl. to aceortlatiee with the : , c:iptural injune non'', to they "the power, that be." and I Delisted File United Flutes to be •11;e p,,wers that, be I wok the oath with the inttntiuns of keeping. it so far as in) actions were concerned. My feelings, of cuurse, I cannot Control. My words and action; I can. . (.3etieraL—That brings me, sir, to a Matter to which I wish to cal your care ful attention. Your unrevealed thoughts. I can only get at by asking questions, Now, sir, I want to ask you a few ques tions. Did you in ahy way advise, eon • suit with, or give any information to Mrs. Mclntosh in relation to selling any prop erty io Norfolk ?.1 Mr A.—Not that I recollect. =I • nOil sil v Store.— Gei3eral.—Let tue try and quicken your recullectionia little. You know her i r 1 General.—She is a sister of Capt. Mc Infos!), of the so.called Confederate States navy.i Mr: A.—His wife • she is a member of my church. She was about selling her property. General.—Wait one moment. Don't )ou remember whether you 'advised her about: selling it in any way. csairea A.—l talked with her. I don't recollect what I said. I believe there was a conversation about selling her prop ertY and removing to Baltimore—no, not about selling her property. She told 'tne, as her pastor, that she was going to re wove to Baltimore. General.—Did you then and them Fay to her that she had better not remove ur sell her ptoperty, because the Confedei ates Would swill have the city of Nurfo.k. and her property would then be worth more; ':.or worth to that effect ? Answer me that que.tidn, now. without mental reservatton•or equivocation. Mr. A —No, •sir, I urged her not to go away from Norfolk, on account of her church. Getieral —Did you say anything like it? 1.‘1r.1 A.—No, sir. Ge4eral.—Did you say anything as to the ti,ze Fhen you thought the Confect erateslivonld have Norfolk ? Mr I A.—No, sir. General.—Anything of the sort? Mrl, A.—No, sir. Generzil.—Well, sir, you may proceed. I wiirtear the rest of your statement. Mrl A.—Well, in conducting the ea ercises of the sanctuary, I have read the prayer that was asked before the war, with the addition of a prayer for ?peace. Dabotaa to the ?iiociplq of 'roe Demochegi qo the &isseitliqitioli of 410419, 7: eiltilhe oqa, Webs. COUDERSPORT, PO I Ukivi" .1 General.--You pray that Gud would sustain all rightful authority, or worth to that effect ? Mr. A.—No, sir. I have not made that prayer for eighteen months. General. 2 -You pray for the authorities? Mr. A.—l pray fur the authorities over us ; and I publicly explained to my con gregation, that in so doing, we. ere pray log fur the President of the United States. Geocral.—Do your people so under-, stand it ? Mr. A.—They do. I bave publicly explained. it. General —Have yon, since taking the oath of allegiance, or at 'any other time, checked one of the members of your'cun uregation when he was praying for the President Mr. A.—Have i checked them ? General:—Chided them :in any Way or form of words ? Mr. A.—No, not that I recollect General.— I beg your pardon, sir; it is' not apatter of recullection. It is a tbiug you cannot forget. Mr. A.—No, sir. . r' General.—Did not.one of the tu l etnbers of your congregation pray for the .Presi dent of the United States, and did not you say that it had better not be done; that there were two parties to please here Mr. A --Never, sir. General —Nothing of the•sort ? Mr. A Nothin'm_ of the sort. G,neral —I perceive that in, your for user esananation you dvelined answering this que:stiun : "Do you call yourself a !oval Luau in letter and snirit to : day ?" Mr. do not decline to answer new. If I were to put any own interpret ation upon it, I should say law ; but dint know, sir. Genetal —Well, sir, perhaps can eneli you: Now, sir, whati is the name of that '! , etitleinan who has tr ken the oath. and while coining out of the custom house with you, made the remark that he like to spit• upon the Northern Yankee. ' Mr. Chas. Reid. I declined to answer on my former examination, be. •c3use I had not his consent to tell, sir ; but since that I have seen him, and he has given me his consent to mention his name. tsi°t eral.—Where i. 9 Reid Mr A.—lle is in Norfolk ~J.,ne•ral —jo au aide.: Telegraph to XViiehlyii. Provost Marshal. Norfolk, ,o arre.t .Mr Charles Held an d se nd blot ice 11 • e lives un 3liiin street ) Ile HiFed ira:, as he eauie out front taking Jar A.— le,r, sir lieneralL—Wit:. the oaol fresh on..bis lips and the words hardly dry in his mouth, lie said he "wanted to spit in the face if the Notthern Yankees?" Mr A.—Well, Geoe'ral, he took it ,sitti the saii:e.view as I did., General.—l agree to that, sir :NI!. A.—l meant to say— General.--Stop, sir. I don't like to be insulted. You said, sir, that that in fernal Secessionist wanted to spit in the -faces of loyal men of this Union, and that he took the oath with the saute view that you did—it Mak2s co differenap which. I agree, sir, that you did. I have treated 2.0 u, sir, during this interview, with pro priety and courtesy up to this moment, and you, sjir, here tell me, in order to clear this vile wretch who shall be pun ished as he deserves, that you took the oqh to my Government tt-ith.the -same view that he did Mr. A.—Well, sir, it was a mortifying fact to confess that we were a cougared people; and it was the irritation growing out of that fact. Geaerae:—...You have not helped You had better not go on in that direct Lion any further, sir, for your own, sake. Now, sir, wlttle you did preach, a very virulent sermon upon "The: Vitory of Alaeassas; at the recommendation of the Confederate Congress, have you ever since preached in your pulpit a sermon favorable Da the Union cause, or one that would be to please the loyal and displease the disloyal Mr. A.—So sir, I never have. General.,--You have said pin "do not think this a wicked rebellion." Do you gill held that opinion ? Mr. A. —Yes, sir Geueral.—You have not opened your church upon any of the dap recommen ded by the authorities. I want a more explicit answer, sir, than you have given previously, You KNOW. whether you have or nut. How is it ? Mr. A —I should have to answer, sir, that /did. There were prayer meetings held in the church. No addresses Were made. There was a prayer for peace. Generale—You said you . "would not willingly open your church to any recog nized minister of the Gospel. trom MI6 denominations as before the war you would have exchanged with," did you know he would pray for the Union, and against the rebels? Mr. A.vYes, sir. Generall.,-You said you looked upon . the hangi ng of John Brown as j. t and right becautie)ie interfered with th - peace of the country? Mr. P*—Yes, sir. . General—Very good, air. No - then would-you look Wpon the hanging f the prominent rebel. 4, Jefferson Day 4, for instance, as just and right. You , know the rebels have interfered with the peace of the country and have caused VERS of blond tallow where John Brow only caused illi 8. What do you say t that 7 Mr. £—l would not, sir. Generill.Are youi sympathi the Union or the Confederate cans Mr. A.— T With the Confederate l General---Yondo not think th via, Wigfail, Slidell, and their colleagues, are traitors, and you do] thatif they so desired they - ahoull resume their seats in Congress? Mr. A.—l don't think they ar ' , tors. I don't see why they shn.l again take their seats in Cong.ress. General.—l don't see, air, wha the oath has done to you. Mr. A.—l thought the oath oath of amnesty. General—You took the oath. the purpose of having the United , protect you while you should b' • i conduct and your life aid and coin 1 rebels. It is an oath of amnesty ti who take it in troth, and come b; pentant to the United States. a Presbyterian. A man comes t you are atout to take him into col ion. Yon say to him, "You havi tofore been a wicked maa." H "Yes; sir." You ask him if he perienced a change of heart ft "No, sir." You ask, "Are your titles with us 'or with the devil ? says, "the devil." You ask,"Which von like to have prevail in this God or the devil r. , " He says "the You ask, "where are your friends . ; says,. "with the devil." Then yl. him, "do you think you can jo' church with your present feelings replies, "I think I can, to get th and wine at the altar." , Think of anywhere else, and as a man of C professions; saying nothing of C practice..- Nall open you so thin Sworn to be_lOyal to-the United .1 here you are with your sympathies them. Yon, sir, are a perjured the sight of God It is an oath nesty to those who truly repent p, I as Christ t,hed his blond for do, repent, but not, for those who woof cify hire afresh. For you, sir, it.i oath of amnesty. I - should be wrung in receiving • you, 'sir, as.. wan, us you would in receiving wan as I have desetibcd.trito your c (To an Aide. Make an order th man be committed to the guard hi close confinement, there, to •remai lie can be consigned' to Fort - H. there to be . kcpt in .solit.ary cons', until further orders ; and send a this examination to the officer,i, wand there.) A cow io Washington fell into - lst week, and bases all attempt tricate her. She devours all th% thrown through the grating. .but police have failed in every -way her out. A ".SECRET" IN POTATO PLANT An old farther, - Who is sixt).thre• of age. end .- boasts that he has tie had potatoes rot in the ground, gi following for the benefit of the pu. I plant my potatoes in the lan' of April or . the first of May, and old of the moon. When they get inches high, I plaster them up Now for a secret. When the set. ; for blossoming, then is the time two parts plaster, and one part tin mix well together, and pat on, qoonful of this compound on eac drop it as near the centre ut the, possible. Just as son as the r are ripe, take them out of the g have them perfectly dry when rut cellar, and keep thew in a dry cool Some farmers let their potatoes ree l the ground;,soaking through all t fall rains, until the snow flies. tatoes become diseased in this wa and more every year; hence the, rot. With such inaoagetart they. rot. A countryman walking along in New York, found has progress S' by a barricade of lumber, and h Wind it was for. that's to stop the yellow was the reply. “Eh ? I have often heard of th of health, but I never saw one be 'Ier—NOBODY ever lost anyth lore," said a - sage-lookizg . pervon. not true," said a young lady, wh'. the remark, "for I once lost three! sleep."„ The heart has secrets that t does not recognise. 1, 1864. How Garibaldi ptooks. . An English paper gives the following description of Gen.Gatiballi's appearance, at first sight, on board the steamship that had conveyed him to England: Leaning on his waillibg stick, and limp ing slightly, he proeeeds, accompanied by all of ns,' to the cashioned seat at the end of the saloon. id tt6 - fh a kingly looking man, some five feet eight inches in height, he is broadly built, and his presence is pre etuinerety commanding; he has a broad and fifty brow, soft and gentle eyes, which sparkle with humor and playful- ness, a full•sited, well•shaped nose, a mass ive jaw, indicative of power, and a smile which a woman might envy. He wore light and thin trowsers, smartly• made, patent leather boots, a silver grey gabar dine with a scarlet lining or hood, and an emb.irdered sn'o`iing cap, which looked I :.s. if it had been worked by some fair admirer Ablack silk handkerchief round his neck—of course no collar—and a light crimson bandanna thrown loosely ovt r the sholders, completed a costume which for picturesqueness, it would be 'difficult to equal The impression produced on me was that t raw before rue one who . was with t Da• .rmer !Think 6 again trat d not good • as an it% for States "In strength a man ; siniplit+y a child;" and as, he gave his cordial and hearty ~r eeting to each new and old friend who your prt the those , ek re. pressed fOrward to clasp him by the hand, it Sra4 impcnzsible to avoid the conclusion that we were in the presence of one eminently qualified ;by nature to sway a nation and 'secure its sympathies. In re pose his countenance is' lion like in its eentle gravity and conscious strength; when animated. 'it ii,thts up in a way I can only compare to the effect ofaunshine upon an sl!eauy beautiful landsdape. Be understands English perfectly, but speaks it with a slight 'foreign accent. and it may interest some readers . to know that on my shaking hands with him we reciprocated right heartily the peculiar grip only known to on are you ; mutt here sap, }MEM I says rulPa• ' Lie would world, devil " im ask in the ?" 'He bread it, sir. , ristian ristian "Brethren of the mystic tic." , - EARLY lusisti.-Happy is the man who is au early riser. Every morning day comes to luin with a virgin's. love, lull of bloou: and purity and freshness. The youth of nature contagious, like the iladnefa of a happy child. We doubt if any man can be . called old so long as he is an early riser and an early Walker. And (oh. youth I take our word for iii youth in dressing gown and islipperis, dawdling over breakfast at noon, is a very decrepit. ghastly- image of that youth which sees the sun blush over the moue ', tains and the dew sparkling - upon blossoin ' ing meadows. of it States, Igainst I . an io am l ecisely .e who Id cru lwas an 11.4 as a loyal such a hurch t this ser Tile war is productive of strange results , Two Kentuckians. father acid son, were on a railroad train in Indiana. in few Sundays ago. The father was a 0.10. federate prisoner, and the son a Federal guard on the platform:of the cars. The father seeing' his soo, presumed to take more liberty, than the role alloyed, and put his head outside the door. His son hastily advanced with piete'at the sholder, and said; "Getback there, you old rebel l" wie, 1 t?ntil tteras. ement opy of cow- sewer 0 ex slops ill the A soldier las . in a lady's house, badi wounded. A Major General rode to the (low% Ris orderly took his horse. He 20t_off, went in, and sat dosin by the dy ing nrin's side Taking out, a li:tie book, he read from it : "Let not your heart be troubled, ',Sze., He then knelt down and offered up a prayer to Gud for that dying soldier. Aming Irma his knees, he bent down and kissafhim, and satd,_“Captain we'shall meet in Heaven." He then rode off That General was Major- , General Howard. to gel NO El= MN= es the lic : • r-part in the up six nicely. how . . s take tau The Chicago Post—whose editor• salt ; I wa ' the personal and political confidant large! of Douglas—earnestly protests against I hill . !the efforts of certain Demos:natio leaders lull a ' s Ito array the party against the conntry. tatoes i He contends that such a course is not andonly disloyal but suicidal. . He pointedly ; in tne remarks: "We have repeatedly pointed ... lam ! out the evil. Wausau: sueasures . resorted a r i . ou to by the few unprincipled men who 1 1.. , COlu ._, i seized the direction of the Democratic he i 1 • no. 1 party and have rushed it from one calannty i ; wo r m i to anuther. potato -hould es. The name of the Invalid Corps is by order of the War Department, changed to that of Veteran Reserve Corps, which sounds wore pleasantly 'to the officers and the commanders. street opped asked )„Another wail robber. has been caught. Name, :Tames - Snyder; place. Pittsburg; amount, stolen, - $150.; age of the Culprit, 'sixteen 'years. He goes ,to State prison. . - • t , I =i I i board Mil It is better to live in lieaws than in itonses.• A rhange of circbmatene f m. or a disobliginc , landlord, way turn one ont of a house to which he has formed many attaChments. Removing from place to place is with' many, an onavoidebla in cident of life. But 011 i cannot bi eibelled from a true heirs, ate-by hit otril fault. rig That's heard .ights' mind TERM;--$1.50 PER MlNlit. • A ttiT Or of the bloady battle Gettysburg was raging hotted, a young Lieutenant, who, was bravely leading his men in the front lines, , fell in the moment of making a victorious charge. Severely Wounded, he has bora bleed ing from the field, and was taken to private house a short distance in the rear of the battle-ground. The army surgeons being all engaged in caring for the wound= . ed sheltered by the hospital tents, the Lieutenant was left without a physician. A young lady who was on a visit to some ' friends in the Neighborhood noticed his condition and kindly bandaged his wounds and watched by his side until surgical aid could .be rendered. His injuries Were found to be so great that his life cras des paired of, and be was unable to be re• moved from the !house. The young lady kindly volunteered to be his nurse. For creeks she bent over him, soothed his fe vered brow - and Watched the faint fetter ing of life. The sufferer grew better, and during the days i of convalescence the fair nurse and her patient learned to speak of love. Befits the young lady left fur her home in Kentucky, the vows of love 'acre plighted.. Months Tolled away, and the Lieutenant's wounds were healed, but he could not forget his nurse; -nod. taking the train for Louisville, he again stood in the presence of his betrothed. On last Thursday evening the romance was finished with s sequel, by the happy pair being united in wedlock. DerWa notice the marriag e a of Mir James Hogg and Miss Ella Beaus, in Rushville, Indiana. recently. Pork and beans, says Vevay Reaeille, ;s a natural union, but it thinks t he . alloWance of a single beauto a hog a small one 11165 — The gave of an unknown Foldter al Newport Netrii . Va., is marked by the head-board bearing only this touching and poetic epitaph : "A Soldier •ef the Union—mustered out." _ Stirlt is saidthat when Coin. 'Vander bilt was asked to contribilte to the New York Sanitary Fair, be said he would give what A T. Steirait did. Stewart wrote his cheek for 4100.000, and Vanderbilt immediately• covered it with a thhck of his own for a like amount. Squabbles, an old batehelor, ihowg his stockino• *hie!' he has.just darned, to a maidbn tadv. ;who contemptuously \ re marks - "Pretty sood for a man , darner." Whereupon Stipabbles rejoins, "GOod enough fora mimeo. darn her." . —A LETTE4 from one of our officers at Point Isabel Texas, among variou4 anecdotes of our colored •soldiers, -relates the following: It is amusing to tee how completely - nonplussed some of our privates are in the possession ..cf their money Some never had -a &Me in their lives to call their own, and :could not distinguish a one, two or five 'dollar ireetiback One fellow said ten dollars for a watch, and Ms lieutenant *icing it, inquired the time of day. eap'n." replied Ike darkey, "I damn°, rye 'epic I can tellr "Why, what did you waste your - money fur a 'Watch, there" asked the lientenant. Whereupon the darkey broke out into a loud laugh, as Ile said : "Why, cap'n, J bought it so dey'isould' t keep dis chile on guard ober two tours!. liiir"WELL. : said a Yankee, proudly to a travling Scat, as they stood pv the Falls of NiagaraJ."is not that trcinderfttl ? In your oonntlitlyon never saw anything like that." ‘gl.oke that !"----stooth - the latter; "thcre's a far wain wonderlu' oon• cern twa miles frae whaur I was burn." "I ndeed," 'says Jonathan, "and Dray whrt kind of a concern may it be ? ~ W hs, won," replied the other, "it's is a peacock wi' a wooden leggy Sfit"Cßssit, 4 said a planter tn n no gro, "cliwb up that tree and thin out the. branhes." The negr. o . shnwed oontion to comply. and on being presi.el for a Teasou. atswerd. "Well, lock heal', mss-a; if Igo up dar an fail 'ban an& brOke wy neck, dat'll be a tho isond dol lars mit o' your pocket_—NeW..why don't. you hire au. Itiihman too gip. and den if he falls an' kills his- self, dat won't bee no loss to "nohoily1" 21@b„A. WELLIENoini London printer,, being called upcin to reply to a toast.said.• ''Gentleinen, I thank yocor+.4 heartily. I can't make arspeetth but I can print , ilk one as long -aa yon like.': .1. , iCe `people,'' said l it re:loosed hill, vidnal, lutraognlng tbresj or four bystsuck era, -.waste their money n charity, others squander theirs in sup rtio7 wires sad families ;,.but, as for w , I ..mre mine to , bay sprits." 1 - . ber . .7hy is!,a dried Old maid t . *Ouse •it squeezed nd II II letelft - like pa lias Psis& t 9