ENE ~"", VOLUME %V.--NIIMBER 6.' THE- - - POTTER JOURNAL; PUBLISHED BY DicAlarney, Proprietor. si.sl4ba TBdB, INO.I3IA.BLY IN ADVANCE. • . . *Devoted to the cause of RepUblicanism, Ct. interests of Agriculture, the advancement yr Education, and the best good of ?otter ionnty. Owning no guide except that of Principle, it will endeaver to aid:in the work of store fully Freedomizing, our COUntry. \ ADVERTISEMENTS inserted at the following irate-, except where special bargains are made. 1 1 Square [lO lines] 1 insertion, -- - - ' 50 1 , - te u . 3 ' to - - - -t,' I'so IC sell subsequent insertion less than 13, 25 - :rsquaie three Months,., ,l ._ , 2 50 t it a f x •4L , 400 1 1 " nine ri , 5.50 t ": one year, ' C. 00 1 Selawi six months, - - 20.00 . 11 1 if it . 1000 u u II 7 ' 00 "i• per year, i., --'- -.-, 7 - 40 00 I 'ail it it - , '—_ 20 00 -Administrator's or Executor's Nbtice, 200 , Idualaess Cards, 8 lines or less, per year • 5 00 - ipecial'and Editorial Notices, per line, ' 10 * *4ll transient advertisements must be - .paisi ia advance, and no notice will be taken 'of advertisements froM a distance, unless they are accompanied •by the money or satisfactory leferen i /e. I - ' *** lanks, and Job Work of all kinds, at tended 'to promptly and faithfully., , . . BUSINESS CARDS LALIA LODGE, No. 342, F. A. M. TED Meetings on Hie 2nd and 4th Wednea; Lys of each month. Also Masonic-gather • gs on every Wednesday Evenin4r work d practice, at their Hall in Coud' rsport. TIMOTHY IVES; w. M. . lIIIEL , Sec'y-. ~~~ JOHN S. MANN, iii.TTOR.INEY AND COUNSELLOR. AT LAW, Coudersport, Pa., will attend the several Courts in Potter and 3PKean Counties .; " i lli lausinegs entrusted in his care wirreceive prompt attention. Office corner 4.)f West and Third streets. ARTHUR G. OLMSTED, ATTORNEY h COITNELLOR AT LAW,. Coudersport, hilly attend to ail business "ebtruSted to liis care,Tith pronytnes 'and Office - on Sotl‘-west corner of and Fourth streets. ISAAC BENSON ATTORNEY AT LAW, Coudersport; Pa., will attend to all business entrusted i to him, with • 'care and,prcunptness. Office on. Second st., item the! Allegheny Bridge. F. IV. KNOX, ITTORNEY AT LAW, Coudersport ; Pa., will regularly attend the Courts in Pott9r • and the adjoining CoUnties. 0. T. ELLISON', - P4LCTICING PHYSICIAN, Coudersport, Pa., - respectfully informs the citizens of the Tagil and vicinity that he will promply re spond to all calls for professional services. Office on Main st., in building fornierly.oc -eupied by C. W. Ellis, Esq. & E. A. JONES, puALERS IN DRUGS, MEDICINES, PAINTS Oils, Fancy Articles, Stationery, DryGOod: Groceries, Ea, Main st., Condersport, Pa. " P. E. OLMSTED, DEALER IN DRY. GOODS, ,READY-MADE Clothing, Ciockery, Groceries, &c., Maid st., Coudersport, Pa. COLLINS SMITH, PEALER in Dry Goods,Groceries, Provisions, .Hardware,. Queensware, Cutlery, and all Goods tinnily found in . a . cOuntr'y Stcire. 7 — CouderspOrt, Nov. 27, 1861. , COUDERSPORT HOTEL, v. F. GLASSMIRE, Proprietor, Corner o- Main and Second Streets, Goudersport,Pot tar Co., Pa. A LiVery Stable is also kept id connect wa with this Hotel. MARK GILLON, VAILOTC--ites.rly. opposite the Court House— make all clothes intrusted to him in „ the. latest and best styles =Prices 'to suit the times.-Give him a call. 0,11 ANDREW SA.NBERG & BRO'S CANNERS AND CIIRRIERS:—Hides . tanned int the shares, is the best manner. Tan -nary' -on - the east side of Allegany river. ; Coodersport, Potter !countyt.Pa.---.Yy IC J. OLMSTED I OLMSTED & KELLY, 2IIALER IN. STOVES, TIN & SHEET IRON WARE, Min st., nearly opposite the Court House, Coudersport, Pa. 'sin. and Sheet Iron Warn made to order, in good style, on sikert notice. Ulysses Academy ■till retains as Principal, Mr.E.R.CA3IPBELL, Preeeptress, Mrs. NETTIE Jos Grltrouer ; tistant, o lliss A. E CAMPBELL!. The expenses pir Term are : Tuition, froili $5 'to $6 ; Board. from $1.50 to $1.75; per week; Rooms for self boarding from $2 to $4. Each term commences ipen — Wednesday and continues Poilkeeu 'wreektr. - Fall terin,A ug.27th,1862i Winter thrill, Seo.loth, 1862 ; and spring terrn,Mareh 25th, 043. 0; It. BASSETT; President, , W. W,dRIDLEY, Sect'y I Lewisville, July 9, 1862 DLKSOLUtLOU, Notice is hereby given that the Partnership neretofore existing - under the name of Bouton find Burt's, is this day dissolved by mutual consent. The business will be 'continued by J. W. Banton. J. W. BOUTON, ' WOOLSEY BURTLS Corners Sept, 30. I SAPONIFIER! • • The greateet Soap-maker ever Per sale at 5T313131N3'.'" bsoi►a f -, _ _ _ r ' PI —....., f, , se . , . . A 1 ... . k 7„F ,? ~ - - .•` 4- ', . , . ~.... ~. o - -.A ...--- I ' . ' - .• ...41P. , . . . ' . - I, ' , =-;" 1 -'• 7 ' ''.. ';. '. - 1 .... .'. 1 ' 1 . , I _ All hail to the day in our country's career,, That sounds the loud watchword of Free . . ; To doWn-trodden . eltch hour 'shall appear, Like the hand of God lifted, their shackles to) irer, . • 'They are free, they are free," Overland, 'over.sea, The tidings are wafted, eternally free." .• , • Who dares to confront the e- 6W fiat ofFate, Whoge words have tone forth, and whose Will mine tan tsiter7 Let traitars:and Yigot..l 141 Of Iplessriess wait, The heart of the patriot never can falter. At last, oh, at last, • !From the infamous Past, , , The stain ah•our hottoeno, longer is cast. What terse shall reherse to posterity's car The triimph and glory that circle the nation? What Niang Of joy shall the centuries hear? What emblems of art shall record our sal- cation ? Humanity's cry • is , insivered on,bigh - , 1 In its ,c‘lvn squalid shaMbles let Slavery die. See where on you summit the pennon is borne So clear. to - our heaffs and so sure of Hea -1 1 yen's blessing ; Its colors may fade, lind its fabric be torn; By the tints of the Sun, and the tempest's caressing.. ; ;•' }lot the cymbol is there, And will !totter and glare, While!its foes shall lie lashed in the chains ; ) of despair, . Then (edge a brave promise, that, happen whatrutay,. • Onrcountry safe• from distress and ' dishonor; dominion, unstinted her,sway, • The garlands of Liberty clustered upon her. is free, she is free," Over ••. • . _ The tidings are echoed, "eternally - free." .. The McDowell Court which from the start 'has been kind Of white wash,ing affair : for sundry. generals, • has produced a document of , more than ordi nary- importance. Gen. McClellan, in his testimony, stated that a, sufficient force had ben left.for ,the_defenee of Wash ington, and upon that around censured the administration for withholding Mc- Dowell'S army. Major Gen. Hitchcock in his testimony on Priddy last, produced the following s letter from the President to ~ • . • McClellan. litt those Who have so un: scrupulously condemned the administra tion, poodur:over thejaCt that the very . ' result predicted by the President oc curred: . • WAsiniNGTocl. l ,9 l pril. : 9,lB62. jar General McClellan : Ary Dear Sir—Your despatches coml.! piaining,,,tbat,-you are,Rot properlysus tallied,' While they' tiO 'riot Offend the, paiu me very much. Blenkor's Dlvision was vittlkdrawn from you befotr i e'Oti-lifiUn - ci ilou knew the pressure under whicV I did it; and us I thought, acquiesced in it—certainly not illtaut,reluctauee. After you left I ascertained that less than 20,000 unorganized men, without a single field battery, were all you designed to be lefeloi the defence' cr Washington and Manassas Junction ; and part of this even was to go to .General flooker:s old ' • • ; z _ General Banks' Corps, once designed for Manassas Junction, was divided aid tied upon the linci'.:of Winchester and j trasburg, and co&.d not leave it without' again exposing t 613 Upper Potomac and Baltimore and.Oltio,Ratiroad .. . Thiel pre sented, (di *mild present , when McDow ell and Sumner should be gone) a great temptation fur the enemy , to turn back from the j itupplittattuook and sack Wash ington. } 'My explicit directions that Washing ton should, by the judgment of all the commanders of-corps, to left entirely se cure, . had been entirely neglected. It was precisely this that droveme to detain o gewifilli. I•Ao7fi - O forgo, that I was satisfied with your arrangements to leave Bank; at !M anassas Junction; but when that arrrangement was broken p up, and nothing wa., substktined for lit, of course, I was not satisfied ; Fwas constrained to substitute something for it MyLelf. And novii allow mem ask you, "do you really thinkl Ilptiould 'permit the line from Richmond, 7iit Min:lssas Junction, to this city to be entirely open, except what re-' sistance coUld be presented by less, than ;? ! o,cioo unorganized troop4l_'l .This r is a question-iliichl the country till: alit low me to efrade. There is a curious mystery } about the nuntber,oc tiroops now o witla,yeu. . I tele graphedlou on tbe.6thisayiag ttiat you 0 W had offer 109,01 di you. '; net obtained frbm the Secretary) of War a statement tak'en as he said, from your own . . main 108;00{• -} then you and on route to you. 1 • You say you. bit 85,000, when allilticnitiitcyoultiMl 14ro reached: S. D.' IZELL;Y k¢66 - 6a fo.lite fti4eipies of. IN6 bei4ocoli, 40 , tile' Qisse iliktio4 of NOIIIII9, Y.iteh,i110.614413 ff6tos. ) fr; l ,l ;1 ( iOND AND FREE. >. JeNtrAity^lir, Ef!M An Important Letter. OOUDERRPORT, POTTER COUNTY, PA., WEDNESDAY, JANUARY X 28 ,! 1863. llovs;'dail this disdrepancy of 35,V00 be accounted for ? As to General Tool's command, I nu. derstand it is doing far you precisely What a like number ofyour own 'would hOre to do, if that command was away. Isup pose. the whole force which is gone-for; word to you is with you by this time • and, if so, ,I think it is the precise time for vote te strike a blow. By delay the enemy will readily gain no you = that is, he will gain faster by, fortifications i and reinforcements than you can by reinforce- Meats alone. ' * • And once more, let me tell you, it is indispensable to you that you strike a blow ? lam powerless to help this. You will do me the justice to remember, •I al- Ways wished not going down the bay in search of a field, instead of fighting at or near Manassas, as only _shifting and not surmounting a difficulty; that we should find the saute enemy and the, same or equal entrenchments at either placer The country, will not fail to note—is noting now—that the preSeut hesitation tounove upon an entrenched enemy is but thesto ry of Manassas repeated. I beg to assure you that I have never written or spoken to you in greater kind ness of feeling than now, nor with a fuller purpose to sustain you, so far as in 'my most anxious judgment I consistently pan,. Bait you. must act. ' BE (Signed) In another letter the President doubts the wisdom of the peninsula campaign, as follows EXECUTIVE MANSION, IVASIIINGTON, Feb. 3,1883 ffajor General lleelellan, jig DEAR SIR: Yuu and I have dis tinct and different plans for a movement of the Army of the -Pototnac—yours to be down the Chesapeake, up the Rappahan nock. to:Curbana, and across land to the terminus ( of the Railroad on York river• mine to Move directly to a point on the railroad southwest of Manassas. If you sill give mo sat.isfactory answers to .the following questions I shall gladly . yield toy, plan to yours : • 1. • Does not your plan involve a great ly larger expenditure of time and moitey than Mine 2. Wherein is a victory more certain by your plan than mine? . :Wherein is a victory more valua ble b' your plan than wine? 4. In fact, would it not be less valaa ble in this, that it would break no great line of the enemy's conauuuication, while wine would ? 5. In case of disaster, would not a safe retreat bo wore difficult by your plait Oran by mine? Yours truly, A. LINCOLN...it 44 , It also appears by tire published docu ments that Geo. Banks' movements on the Shenandoah, which' ended in the re treat of that able officer, were made at the express direction of General McClel lan., The defamation of the Vallandigham politieltvis against the administration are now beginning to react on that nest of rebel sympathizers, and we have no doubt when the people will realize the rascality of these tories, they will shun them as an old whig of the revolution would have, aimed a British tory of that day; and as the truths ,of history come to light, justice will yet be done to our patriotic President lied his efforts to put down this foul rebellion. THE IMPORTANCE Or ONE MILE.---By constructing a canal about three fourths of a mile in length, from Big StoneiLake to Lake Traver, steamboats from St. Paul could navigate both the Minnesota River and the. Red River of the North, to Lake Wiunepeg, a distance of seven hwndred miles ! The country traversed by these rivers is surpassingly fertile, and capable cif sustaining .a dense population. Lake Winnipeg is larger than Lake Ontario, (Ind receives the, Sus-katch-a-wau River from tho west. The Sas-katehja wan River is.navaaabl i e to a point (Edmonton Ilouse)near the Rocky inountaisevtla hundred wiles west of Lake Winnipeg, and only one hundredland fifty wiles Lao, of the celebrated. , gold-diggi,pgs on Era-, ver River, in Briiish Columbia. The digging of that 'one mile of canal would therefore, i enable a steamboat at New Orleans to pass into Lake Winne peg, and froui thence to Ilihnouten House; Borne- five thousand-tiles I A bill has been .introduced into the Senate, which ujakei - provision for the canal. Probably in the worfd.thcro' cannot be found a spot across which the digging of so short a canal would effect- ' a result- Bo' piodigious. Add. what is almost eqUally the gibund betiveen. the, two Takeo, is no low, and so . level that it is said theiyater:ftows irctimes of: freshets from one to the other. Yuurs, very truly, LINCOLN A_Story fo . , "I wish father 'would leCtne play sheet the saw mill aid tail 'on, the pond," said Julius White to his mother, in a coin- plaining tone, as . his. father had refused him pertaissiou to sail on the mill pond. "Your father knows what is best for you," sa'd Mrs. White. I l e "I hav board!. that said t a great mM3y times, but I don't see why I can't do as I wish to sometimes: John Marsh's fathj er likes t. see his 'Children enjoying them selves." i• - ' 44 .11y s> n, you need 'say nothing more: to me: n til you are in a more/ atuiablO state of. 'ind." Julius felt the reproof, and began tore view what he harf*d. Be saw that he' bad in reality, thoUgh.noi in words, Charg ed his mother with saying. What was not trtie, and Lis father, vrith being indifferent to his haPi iness.'.ltlis reply to his moth er's asSet4ion tl4t 'his father knew what was best fug him,;jiuplied a want of belief in list assertion:`' In his remark that John Marsh's father liked to sea his chil dren:enjoy tberusetves, he implied that his own hither did not like th i p same. Lie somothat ashamed of what he had I done, but did not go to his: Mother and confess hie fahlt and ask hei forgiveness'-. I, Had he dpue so he would have added to her happiness - :and to his own. :A. feW days afterwards Julius saw 'a nuruberof boys playing at the saw will. He wished to juiu them- very much; bat he bad never been allowed! to go there without:the permission of his father—or father, he had never been allowed to gh there except in company with his father or. his older brother.: Eel felt sorely tempted te.go without per Mission. said to hidiself, "I?ather is not at hoiare; can't ask leave to so; if I go, I don't go in disobedience to his.erders!' But this reasoning 'did not quite Satisfy Lim H . ,! True, his father had not said !in no Many', words, "You tans.t -never go without my pertuission l ;" . buthe well kneW that it wag not his father's wish that he should - go; and be well knew' that if hiS father was; at hotim he would not-permitilim to go.I He tried to invent some e,icuse by which: be :might justify his joloiug the boys,! whose joyous'shouts- increased his desires, to join meth: he thought lie would go, and beg hi. 4 mother, to -lei hint go for a few moments ; but' he kneW ,that she would not act in a manner :opposed to the known'wishes and judgMent of her husband: . He climbed upon the fencelso that he. could have a fair view of the bhys in their Sports. I This was unwise. Itlwas expos ing himself to temptation. !He would, have acted wisely if he had retired out of sight - and hearing of the bole.! After a while the boys couStruoted raft, and pnshed out upon! the pond. Ju lius got dub from the fence. It seamed as though his legs would take him to the pond whether he would or not. !'The sight of his mother at the windew led Lint to resume his Positiuti on the fence. - He • watched the.. boys uniil they had sailed to the upper end 'of 'the pond, where they lauded for some purpose. A new thought occitired. ! His father bad , never forbidden hinc . from going' to the I upper end of. the .pead. fie'knew be must net go , to the saw mill; but there was no reason why . be might oat go to the upper end of the pond. Therecould not po:•sibly.le any harm in that. .',So he set out at the top of his! speed. When he reached theta ha was almost exhausted by, his violent exertion. ! • ! I "Como ttp havoa,sail down tho'pond?" said one. - . "No; It cams to so you sail." "You have just c me in time ; we wont ono more to tytiland the raft add bold it together." .' I After some' objection .on Julius' part, he got on the raft hodisailed down to the mill. Ho persuaded himself that it was a work of necdssity,'andthough it brought him to the mill, he.wns not to blame:— ' he was there he mighttsiwell play with the boys, • , The mill was not ia operation. To prevent the water, fro - 4i flowing, over . the dam, the sluiee.gate bpd been raised u little. This kept the pond froinjilline.: "I say, boys," said ',one, "let t u. 4 shut down this gate and. have the pond full." . Some of the - boys Objected, but others said that it.wouid do. no harm„thati one said he knesvAbe Mill ownerwell, and' Would bear allOe blame. . •• They shut down the 'gate, and the via ter beln to rise, but.se slowly as scarco ly to be perceptible. "Let us take a sail_up to the top of the pond,". said one, "and by the time we re turn the pond will be full.'" They did ep. They reinajned at the head of the pored for sothe time gathering soinenuts they .',found on a tree there. . . ,When they come down to the dam, the water was &wing over it. They directed the rift to the point whence they setout. The water .wee! running', over the,top log of the dam olwhieh they were to.land, and.walk on it to the bank. The water, es 'said, was flowing ovur it; but not in depth sufficient to: carry the Taft over.— Juliutstepped on the log he slipped and fell over the dam into 2 deep pool un derneath it. The boys rushed on shore, •and ran round-to the bottom ofthe dam on the lower side, expecting to,fiud Juli ns drowned ; but it .b 0 ,happened that as .lierose to the surface, he Was Within roach of a slab which floating in the pool, and by means of it got on shore before the boys get to the place. - I,r went home pretty 'well convinced that his father knew what was best -for him, and that it was not a•want of inter est in his son's happiness which led him to refuse him permission to visit the sew inill and pond unattended. .. _ The ,Tr:ansiallon of; Itain. 1 As the rain falls - heavily en,.the roof, it 1 ' speaks 'manifold' things, and this is the translation : "My errand is life.. .I have leuscdlthe sleeping streams; they leap if!rom CO rocks and tear down througlithe leliesm,,roaring and foaming, and pro ;claiming wealth and proSperity to man. I have my hoary COUlpauitiL on the man ltilin tons . who will not yield up his treas. 'l l tireS ntiti ! .l wooed by the summer sun ; I, •answering the prayer of thirsty earth, am Mar. I will smite on the cabin-roof and ItVake the sleeper to labor; I Will beat the IWhiclowl4ane and rouse the debtor from IhiS sta Oiled despair. Gathering 'My fere .esll Wilrfurn them an-ainst thelhills and ;unearth' treasures that . make the veins bad arteries and. the heart tf,cotunterce PUlsate With fever. My poiVer'rts Jail be j'ret by every kingdom from the jeweled 'tincen to the Lazarus by the way side. I 'will send messengers of joy to the dwell ,_. by 'the Missouri and the ,Kenebec, i the Solway and the Shannon, the Rhino . I mid the Loire, and the lawny people of Ipai!an lands.. I will make the heart of Iphilperora swell with pride and ambition, !shake tremble with . fear, as golden levers. !Shake their thrones. I quicken the cold blood of the miser, as he adds to his store, . .. our .answer to the widow, who cries in her desolation for bread. -I sharpen 'the-set. tlei's ax, and - send him, farther into the forest, and temper the plowshare.for the treund that is unsubdued. I will have ,?.,. u Voice in the council of nations, and 1 1 I when empires and republics are iveigbed, l Wlill even,the balance ;.and then I will fre . ight the rivers and peas with ships; seine to gather the. moss of the world's i waters, and some to wreck against the , ieehergs of Arctic seas. Oh What a heaV enHtient monarch am 11. Ny scepter is . geld, my empire is the world, my sub jects eierywhere, my power infinite; my 'reign naeS of aged! But gently ! To ;the ;quiet' sleeper, peace; to thesinking andidespondent heart, lope . ai,d joy;- to , L . I waves and children, raiment and bread; • to deserted fathers and Mothers, the re tdrit of .their 'prodigal sons; to waiti"g maidens the embraces-of strong anus•and tle!ltisses of, lips unpolluted by watt; 'arid Ito G- Jd the ,gratitude of allI", 'c' hajwc. , 1 031A1 —Fri:1111'01e earliest ages to I(belprebent time women have been:alter- Oately worshiPpedas "angels," and reviled tisriaats" and "serpents," according as eheyiliave behavell to ! their, adorers • and . tletritetors., Women pUzzle . d! Solo inOtt sand perplexed Si. Paul, whose wee sligeito his female converts testify to the. diniOulty Tome of them caused him. in Our day, hOwever, every schoolboy seems to think he can solve all She difficulties of ttie woman question—their natural:ten.: triMeles i possibilities and prospects in this lffe. Wymen, instead of being, as-here k tq ore, t leiroc on which wise men have Split',lare . liuliv become little more than the 'blobka which fouls try to cut with their raliot.s,vvirile waiting for their beards •tol 1;70.1' - . What women have been wt know; pretty, well—=average liatnan beings,: out thelviHhole doing their 'duties as well as they } i-new how, nurturing the ttcls!'itf their lim,bands, their - soils ;. or .br'others. i l2,lley have made themselves I felt; 4p effectual elements iu the ordering of 'llinintin affairs. There is no instancel u!iilra a man has become a great leader, 6014; as general, ! statestii an, or •rel ig ions ref4Mer, Who had obt.aoiue woman liv ing at, the.roots of his haler life, fostering hia!litfeas' and his aiunsVith whom le! has taken counsel—'out of whose thougilt he !inia derived• nutriment for his own! thetightsidio has helped-him and be-I : him, and advised him, and stueklio hirn when the whole world seems' again St. him.• Wouien. "do not - Ofteta achHtVe . greatness for themselves ; but they are at the, bottom of s all that . good . and, Ithe most, of What is bad, in. the • • rf4fi use powder' on their faces jog,' `ine the men do in'the4rdeket:pan=-- to wake _ thew go'off. II Religious, •expressicins; ' beim: sacred thitigol wist-to'ver be . mado use of in and'indicrotis aoficitia. TERNS.--$1.50 PER ANNUM, Trittn'S Lecture. George Fraricis Train exhibited Mai: Felt' at Utica the other evening, and ihi Iler'alei of that city epitomizes the lei: tare whichnecompanied and illustrat: . ed the exhibition': , "I am Train, and kuo* more ;ban anybody else, and - can prove it.= England is a sham ind'a rottenness front 'center to eireutufereuce;—ber people are all ,drunkards and Bois. Ail Americana are fools and toadies-L:-except myself.= Rumility is a crime and egotism the greatest. of all,Virtues. Therefore I, be ing the greatest of all egotists, am the Wisest and most virtuous of. all mon.= Look at me.. I have originated a revolu tion in Eughind which will sink that country in abu'ut two years. I am '0 ow here to fix up America, after Which I iq tend to tend to the rest of the iviatict. I shall be the next President, - dnd ant pow on my . way to itichtnond for the pitrpose of settling,up this war. Nobody can. do it Lot I, and I can do it in a few days. Your Everetts, liunlingdons, and (Abel. supposed great men, read them, lectures, and for that reason are fools. See ,met` I don't read. Sea! Where mote, tvit been all over the world, and seen every, body and everything, and theiefore,all those editors that 'Call me a gassy egotist are very audaciOus persons, add :I could: er them, 0, ever and ever so insignificant . picayunes, and they are just wind., I think they aro because I think so—of course—don't you see? \By the wak, the ladies think a great deal of me, and I dgreat deal of them ; therefore I ap. peal to them to elect Inc President, - and they Will do it too. Ladies and gentle men, I will noiv recite a piece .of poetit in that thriliiu and distiug'uialied Way of. tulne, and close : . 1", I, I, I, I, I, I, No, me,*me, me, me, me, I , me, I, me, I , me, I, 1, n i e , I, rue, I .. You will discover the masks of my eini original.genius in these majestic stanzac Do not forget that George Francis Trai'd is the only man of any account that eve lived on this earth. and that be will, With; out any doubt ; be king thereof neX.I, about this time. Adieu." ARTE:qAS WArt b AND THE AnTisiz— I Was tisin:myself up to attend the 'east war umettn' when my daughter entered with a younr , map who wasevijentlj from the city, and who wore look hair, add had • a wild expression into his eye. In one band he carried a bortfolio, and hie other naw elaspt a butler, of small brushes. -=7; My.daua r' hter introdbeed him ail 'Mr; &lei: ber, thedistinguisbeti iandscape paintei from. Philadelphy. "He . is au artist, papa. Hardison° of ,his MaSter-picces-a young nibt.her gaiite admitinly upon her first borb;" and my daughter chewed um - a really pretty pie: tur, -dim in ilc. qe it not beautiful/ papa ? Ile throWs so much soul into hii work." 1 . "Db'eS he i • Dees ha ?" said I—"Welli I reckon I'd better hire him to whiteivridt our fence. It Eieetis it. What' Will yen charge sir," I 'continued, "to Orb* htlibe soul into my fence?" , My daughter went out of the room in very short tueeter,•takin' the artist With her, and frOM: the empliatical niabber ,in which the door slain'd, I donclatied she was sumtnut disgulted at my remarks She eloSed the door, I must say; in *cit ies. I *cat into the closet andlarted for over half an hour. - ' . ;A Bib STORY.—The latest, Mianehati. sen story was related by a boy who watt beggingin the streets of Plymouth the ;other day. He said that he wits a cabiii ' boy on board the American liner, and for some of his tnischievici , s Pranks was headed up in an ea; pty water-cask, with on: !ly the bting-hole• to breathe through. Ott It - be following night a squall came up, did ship went down milt all on'boar'd ex(':epi himself, the cask tiontainiait him having; ;rolled over into the sea on a sudden liirclt lof the vsssal. .Fortunately it kept "bung I up," and after thirty' hours fleetly?, about he was Cast.on the Coast, where, after hoti had made 'desperate e.ffortsio release liitnz 'self, he gave himselli up to die. . Some cows strolling along the beach were at: tracted to the cask, and in switching around, it, ,One of them accidetall — slipped L I her tail into the bung-hole, Which ibti boy grasped immediately,. and kept fas.o hold of - with admirable resolution: Tha cow started off, and :'after running aboUt three hundred yards the, cask *truck ag.ainst a rock; and was knocked-to pireet: After is'anderingitheut for several-A:IA ho hailed a:vessel, was taken on board; and earrietil-to Falu:mai, from whenee he proceeded to. Plymouth: A vrestern paper nnnouced the ilffieliti of its editor, piously adding:—"All 2ntni paying subscribers ure reqUested ii. 106: Lion him `in "theirptayerii. 'The'-Lt he id need n'ot, 'as nthe , prayers of - the oti o kked avail nothing; according to good. attiliAll4 0