F'l A y - , *s, .4 4. ti =I f VOLUME XIV.--NUMBER 37. POTTER JOEJRNAL PUBLISHED BY Ity W. illeeklarney, Proprietor. $l.OO rii, l l . 4a; i gisrencx.ia ADVAITCE. • a 4 * * *Devoted to the cause of Republic6ism, the interests of Agriculture, the advancement of Education, and the beat good of Potter county. Owning no guide except that of Principle, it will endeaver to: aid in the work of more fully Frecdomizing ciur Country. ADVERTISEMENTS inserted At the foltoWing rates, except where special bdrgaine are made. 1 Square [lO lines] 1-insertion; - ' 1 . 450 1 u u 3 a .50 Each subsequent insertionleas_than 13, 1 25 ,I Siiiiiiiahreeaufnithe;....:'-3-:r. -:...- ~. .1 2 50 1. ? ii six " 400 1 ," nine " I . fo_ 50 k • '" one year,, : _ • B'oo 1 Column six montlis, 20 00 I it 11 , IC - 1 10 ,00 it it it , • 7 00 I "- ' per year. - -•' :- - }.. '- - -1- 'to 00 i a''' /, • a "-; -- '' 1- .' '' '' - 20 00 Administrator's or Executor''s Notice, '2 00 Business Cards, 8 lines or leSs, per year 6 00 Special and Editorial IsToticesper line, • .10. * * *All transient advertiscments must be __ . 'will .be paid in advance, and no notice will .be • taken of advertisements from a distance, unless they are accompanied by the money or satisfaCtory reference. "*Blanks, :and Job Work of all kindi, at tended to promptly and faithfully. ~..BUSINESS CARDS. ,EULALIA LODGE, No. 342, 1?. A. M. STATED Meetings on the 24 and 4th Wedne sdays of Bach month. Also Masonic gather.; logs on Every Wednesday :Evening, for work and practice, at their Hall in Coudersport: . TIMOTHY IVES, W. - ANI7ST AWN; Sec y. • • , JOHN S. MANN, ATTORNEY AND COUNSELLOR AT LAW, Coudersport, Pa., will attend the several Courts in Potter and JUKcan af unties': AU business entrusted in care will receive prompt attention, Office- corner of West and Third streets. ARTHUR G. OLMSTED; ATTORNEY Sc _COUNSELLOR AT:LAW Coudersport, Pa., will attend to all business . ,entrusted to, his. care, withpromptries and • fidt.'ity. Off;ee on Soth-wast corner of Main and Fourth streets. ISAAC BENSON. ATTOILN'ET AT LAW, C6udersport, , Pa.,-tvill attend to, all basitiess entrusted to him, with care and promptness. Office on Second st . ~nearthe•Alle,gheny Bridge. • F. W. KNOX, ATTORNEY AT LAW, Coudersport, Pa., regularly attend the (hurts •in Potter the adjoining Counties, • 0. T. ELLISON, PRACTICING F'HYSICIAN, Couderspott, Pa.. respcctfally informs the citizens of the vil lags and vicinity that ho will promply -e -spond to all calls for professional services. Office on Main st., in building formerly oc cupied by C. W. Ellis, Esq. • 0. S. & E. A. JONES, DEALERS INDRUGS, MEDICINES, OAINTS: Oils; Paricy Articles, Stationefy, Dry Good:, Groceries, kc., Main. st., Coudersport, Pa: . D. E. .OLMSTED, DEALER IN DRY GOODS, READY-MADE _ Clothing, Crockery, Groceries, Sc., Main st., Coudersport, Pa. ,P9LLIN:S' DEALER. in Dry Goods,Groceries, Prorisioris, Hardware; Queensware ; Cutlery, and all Goods usually found in a country Store.— Coudersport ; 'Nov.:27, . , ,W, MANN, DEALER. DT BOOKS* CSTATIONERY, AUG - AZINES and Music, N. T. corner of Main and Third stS:";toudersitort, Pa. COUDERSPORT ,HOTEL, D. F.. GLASSUIRE, Proprietor, Corner o- Main Und Sectind Streets, Coudersport, Pot ter Co., I. l a. . ; i .. • • .-, • Livery Stable isalso kept in connect tiOn with this Hotel. MARK GILLON, ', ' TAILOR-4 early opposite the Court House— w ill make all clothes intrps;e4 to, him in the latest and best styles —Prices to suit the Limes :_= Give him a calf. • l3:41 ANDREW- : SA.NBE4G :&. BRO'P.: TANNERS ; AND. CIIRRIEII.S.—IIides tanned on. the sharer t in. the 156 t manner. - Tan. ne.ry on ttie east side of ,Allegany rifer. Coudersport, Potter county; Pa...73 , 17;'61' otitstau. :" : S. D. KELLY, 411518ThlY & !BELLY, -DEALEII. IN STOVES, TI & SHEET °IRON - '314 n st., nearly opposite the, .C4rui House, Coudersport; P. Tin; aryl; Sheet * Iron Ware made e o order, in good•st,yle,f, on short nOtice: tnyEtsep, .Aoadenky Still retains as'PrincipatMr.E..CAMPßELL, PrentiPtiesi; Mxii. ...Natorrs4 li ONEs GRIDLEY ;124.5. sistant, Miss A. E; GAMPRIFLL. The expenses per Term are i Tuition , frOm $5 to $6; Board, film:4l.'solo $1;76, per week; Rooms for self boarding from $2 to $4. Each term commence& 1 4 5 . 0 1 r: i„W;e4tiesday, , . and :continues Fourteen wgelt Fjlll gg.270,41624,Wintki, tem, Dec.lOth, 1802 ; and Spring term, March 25th, 1863. .Q. T R. BASSETT, President. • `- • 'W.'W/GRIDLEY, Sect'y. 2 Lewisville, July 9, 1862: UNION HOTEL, I.AuDitzspowl, FENN., A~ S. ARMS RONG 11311AVING iettted and iVewly . fdrnished : the II house on Main street., recently occupied by kt.-¢tice,, is , prepared to-accommodate the traveling public in as good style wean be had iktown.,r,:.Nothinuthat en& iu any way in.; evetwatha ceruftrtivof..the 'guests - will be.tiei; 11•0114-.:=1 ,kr _ ~`'' tp:.• L~L;ArI -, • ito• • I,r: 0, .> ‘ c: kff. I ,•* t • ye: • :., _ , n ‘fr . . . • t- liv,;11.- e 0 ;• .; - • I • . , 4; • Ir a; - . ~., • ;;3 r " ' 'I . -- •is r• ; c One step and then another, • And the longest walk is ended; One stich and then another, , • , •- And the largest - lOC is thelided ; „One bricle: % apon,enother l , l! , And the highest wall Is. made; One flake upon another, . And the deepest snow is laid. So the "little coral-workers,; - By their slow but oonstnnimotion ; Have built those pretty islands thejdistailt - dtirk,bludiceaa ; - And the noblest : Undertakings • Man's wisdom bath conceived. By oft repeated efforts Have been patiently achieved. TUE SOUTH CAROLINA SEVEN . . Daring the 'struggle for independence the American patriots tiee,liti much ha rassed by the Tories as by the 'hired mor ceuaries sent - by 7 despotic royalty to con quer and: force them into submission. toa power which ;they hated. Soon after, the Southern forces were placed under the command of General Greene, the latter sent out General Mor gan with , one thousand men to cut off, those; Tories infesting the Western por- 1 tion of South Carolina •• '' Scarcely tiad Morgan and his brave band taken their march, ere Cornwallis, the British commander became aware of ,the movement, and instantly dispatched the blood-thirsty Colonel Tarleton in pur suit. The indefatigable . Morgan soon learned of this, and lie accordingly halted and, prepared for battle. The, enemy ap peared in snob force. Weever, that MOE , gin retreated as fliCes eiiiffieris:iliiile town in the .nurthern part M: what was then Union County, where he determined to nice the foe at all haiards. , The sun of January 16th, was gting down as-he entered th'e town; and svlose ;vat, the pursuit that the dim sliad*b of evening had not yet; deepened into the darker, shades of night, before; Tarleton came up. Of course it was too late to commence battle ; but each cocurriazuler spent most of the night in isuing orders to, and arranging his troops for the coo test of the morrow. The greater portion, of Morgatr's band consisted of the militia, who though, brave, were comparativelyundisciplined, and of course; not likely to long withstand the shock of a charge of thoroughly trained troops. , 1 7 , To - the disposition of this part of his command, ' therefore, General' ,Morgan directed his particular atteetion, and en: , deavored,, by appropriate addresses, to [ infuse within their breasts: the Bogie • indomitable courage tbat ossessed his own heart. ' • Among the militia' were even persons --,-,a father and his 14.13°n5- I r-whom' Gen eral Morgan especially cpmplimented. These Peven patriot soldier* were nick: named, by theircomades, ‘iTizti LITTLE REaimENT," forlt reason which the reader will easily comprehend front `the folloWing description :. ' , 1 ' I .; Johu„Hillier, Sr., then some fifty years of age, stood six feet , fivp and a half inches, was of fine proportiodand weighed over three lundieci pOundk.; while the' youngest, John Hillier, Jr.,•aged twenty two; measured six. feet- thee inches, and weighed two kindred and fifty pounds. The other five brothers varisli - in size and weight between these two. In addition to• those gigantic firoportions; the !Milers were, possessed of , enortuens 'courage. Though often before. engaged fin 'skir mishes, this•was 'the 'first time they were to take part ida . regalar pliched battle, and of course, the rest; Of the army were somewhat ;unions to knoar c how they would behave. ' ' ! "John," said General - At'rgan to the elder Hillier, who, with is ions, was in eating a-hasty-and frugal al from off a io fallen tree, ..rsuppose that ou and your brave boys would rather ht together thap,be separated?"- . . ' _ ;1 ; ; 1 ; .'lres, General,": replied the patriot, touching. his rough cap respatfUlly, and rii4g . to.his feet; "I think we' woalabei oflnne,h I more -' servido to you l'and our' ' noble; cause; , :when . united f ,th* ,when • separated. ~ Y ou know., General,. that 's . - what ,Washington`i all din:time tellin g nsAmerieans---Ltor stick togSthei slit we 'foal get heat. - • And I- tell' that ICreneral,'' , Washington knows what's tdiatt,r . ... "Well, John," rejoined Gepral ,Illor gap, smiling it the hero's vast eipves *ion orhis °onion - of Witahiegtoe's judg niedkl"iielLihaiii soled- **Ai iviati'iii the mornieg,.and I am going t 6 igiiieliu =II LITTLE:BY LITTLE. Then do not look dishcartened O'er the wont you have to do, And that such a mighty task • • You never can get throcigh ; But just endeavor day by day Another point to gain,' : , And soon ' he mountain widen you feared Will, prove to be a plain: ' "Rome was not built In a . day, The, ancient proverb teaches: And Nature, by her trees and flowers, The same sweet sermons preaches. Think not of far off duties, 1 But of dutieS which arernear ; And having once begun ww.ork, Reiolve to per Severe. HUI -Qaiot:ei) to tip fitifjoipies of Ira ettfctotle; 'OisseitiirigtioC of ::VqAlitg,i Fite4:4too _ tit ;• • ; • w..._, I - • , , . and yonrlads here the dtostdangorcins tion idthe bat tle. To-naorroiijonshallbear the first standard into the friht, -And- 1- know that the. glorious ~banner :of 'our country cannot be placed in better . hands "Thank you ; General,' thank 'you, 'for thejeonipliment, and I and my lads will promise , you ''this; that *while we:itand and fight, or kneel and 'fight: or`hiy down and - fight, you'll see them stars and stripes floating „ "Then, as time is pressing, move up :to' the front,'" answered General Morgan; gathering up his reins and riding slowly . away: , "end remember,", he continued,- as his Weil Pranced along, iniPatient'of the curb, "I shall keep my eyes upon "THE LITTLE REGIMENT !!" Good atilt!' "fictodlniglit, General," was the: 'reply, accompanied by theusual military salute; ' and thus they parted. The still hours of the night passed slowly, solemnly on, and each patriot soldier, as he watched the twinklings of the far aciey'stars, and listened to the frosty wind akit moaned past, thought, that perhaps those'self seine' ihining worlds would; the next flight, send-down just such twinklings on his ) own bloody corpse ; or roughly made grave. 'The stars, however, gradually paled away r and then, faint grey gleams in the eastern sky told that day was coming to light the war demon and death angel to their work. Presently, as the sun came •fully above the horizon, and streamed his_ glowing ben - ma-bier the icy hillocks-and along the snowy, fields, , the, trumpet's; shrill note sounded the enemy's advance, and- r the patriot band prepared for the onset. In front; and a little frotri - the van of Morgan's force were John Hilliei - and'is six-giant sons, the father himself bearing aloft the flag, while the latter ranged themselves three on each side of him as a guard "Well done, Little Reginsent !" ex claimed the General, as - lie rode down the line encouraging , his men to stand firm before the foe, who were now apprOaehing. On, came Tarleton and his merciless butchers with that steady moluess and _veteran determination, which:always have such a - fatal effect upon militia. Anx iously-Morgan-glanced upon ; his undisci-. Alined force, which he noticed was already beginninc , to sway from side Ito side,and baCk and Bat even at' the critical moment, he was unable to repress the thrill of joy which passed through him, as he beheld the liilliers, at a word from their father coolly and deliberately draw ing their long, heavy swords) , ''Would w God I had a hundred such Little Regiments," he said between his closed teeth, "I would —" The swam.° was unfinished, for, at this instant, at a given signal, Tarletou:s troops clapping spurs to their steeds charged with fearful fury. For a moment or so the militia tottered, and su,rged, and struggled, and • then breaking, fled in wild confusion, thus leaving the devoted Hailers wholly un supported: 'Morgan expected to see the latter swept to earth and ridden down Like reeds before the tempest ; but even' he did not know the Little Regiment. Quail ing before tha forthidable giants, ton's men swerved either to right or left lof them, and thus threvi away their own advantage, which the Spartan Atnericans turned to their account. Ina voice that was clearly h - earliabove the din of battle, the elder Hillier, as he raised himself to his height, shouted': • - "Close up: lads, close npl. Our flag! Oar flag forever!" ' Instantly he was eneircled by his sous, whose herculean exertions actually kept the whole feline •Of the enemy at bay. Determined, loweier, to take the rebel standard, -Tarleton's men raged wildly about their intended victiini; but as use lessly as the storm tossed ocean lashes the beating:cliff: Men and 7 horses sank to earth, till at last their bodies formed a rampart, whieli : "The Little - Begi mdbt," • - Wounded add bleeding';" fotigh like lions. Seeing, at last,that . sabres were useless, a British dragoon now drew a pistol; and. leveling it at young - John Hillier, shot him through the.breast. "Close up, lads ! close up . l. Our,flag t our' flag forever I" again thundered the father, and the fearless circle was once more serried and broken. ' I By this time Morgan had succeeded in bringing up his regulars, and heading them himself, he rushed 'to the rescue of the noble Hilliers. But, alas !, too late ! A second of .the "Little Regiment" 'fell —then a Third, and a fourth and a fifth ! "Back.- to lack, Ned! Our .fiag for. ,ever!" loarsely cotncoanded% the elder .Hillier, as .he •saw his fifth son sink it his feet. , , For a while Morgan's fierce assaalt,at traded the 'attention.Of.Taileton's man: „ :Like tigers -, did `the patriot commander and hie handful:Of men strive " to Out:their way to the ii3O.environed.fierom4.iind save them; but fate had nro,leed it ntheF wise, and the list . son fallinicthn fathei Iris left alone: in the midst of .hia,ielent, asiailants. Still; however, the flag floa above the :doonied hero, and sti ratord swept =Below its =folds' horrid;oircle,tita 'still, free :place of reason. Hilliee shout hoick& • tones : :"Close= tip, `- lads l;• °lode ins iar,flag : forevei For a raoraen tbe.kiant pal him - self up: to Mil fait •hei:ih.t4, sword.aloft, and•delivered . his last ' , mtge. .fufsfrolie imorii his eneities;oe ofwhom bri . elove nearly to tho.saddle: Such "was the force• of th . e!blow thatlthe lade snap- I 'paid as'inder, leaving:Only thellult ; in the beres hank.who,.easting . thisi from him, lsPranwup and seized the. starry banner that .he had so lob g and.bravely.defebded, land convulsively wrapping it abont.him, sunk beneath - ashower of blow, eXclaim ed:with his dying voice : • , ''"Closti, Up ; lids !' Close ` : up Our . flig! :our flag forevei I" - : - '„. ' r j.. Unable to'tear the . flag fro abOtit . the 'fallen Man; the Britiall'hoiv turned their 'full attenticiniiiain fiene'ralldoro b uni who, • after' i - desperate, resistance wasforced to 'fly..''ln _the courae:of ilia , ' pUrsitil,'low , ever,' the enemy 'fell'. trite - Irretrievable. 'disorder, and, ever-on . the rileit, Iktotgan, .takindadVantage.of this; rallied his bro- ken force, ..arid ;charging. !thelfoe , totally 'routed them,Alius re-witiitingitheiictory Whicli he hrid:iMb . signallilos• t. .. '•,' —'• .1 1 'His first thoughts, { after the defeat of the 'enemy, 'tiarned,' . upoil . thel'bra i Ve . but lfitteki . Hillieri, add, together:with" his aids, he - rnde:back talthe spot - wile the spar 'band - had fought l and . - f Ildn, Sur 'nitride& by their victims lay the :seven gitrabtic Ililliere, 'about' th eldest of whom was Still closely. wrappdthe colors ;Which' had bern cinpautted t hisicare in i the 'morning -Micv riddled, vtlith bullets, m :to and soaked with _the. blood of its ;champions.; : , ' . . ' l '• ' ;, As Morgan gazed dowßup n the silent lfortris 'at his feet, tears . gathered in his leyes, and. with i the - 'words': "Bury 'them side ity.side.: and above 411 'don't' remove l the flag from old 'John'; it is a hero's shroud, and - a hero is'in'ii*'—fle. was about lto turn . ..away, when lees! of 1 his ~ iiids. e x!claimed ! claimed : ' ' -•• •'l •l. —' • , : i . -.11e4 . 4..? : ! 'Kr lies'!" . . , . 1 1' ''A groan, an a . slighrmovemeni of the body • proved this to be!Orrrct. A 'aut.- ;geon , was quipkly ' in , attendant?, who after an oxathination, ga,. , e it,_ as his opin.- ion that in • lesf than, twenty minutes the' life which was. still)ingering in the old hero would be gonei , •,, - l Tlie group, therefore,Continued around ;the dying mani who at theiend of abut ten 'minutes, revived so Sar as. to raise !himself on his elbow,,and eXelaithed : ' ! "Close Up, lils ! .cle.se Up! • Our . flag ! 0 iir flao. forever . • i f . •; hi this Wass last effort, and sPasmod. • .. , ithllly. drawing' his spangled audl blood iitained. shroud closely aborit him,'; he fell ;back to"earth" a corpse: .1. , .[ • With the tbeughte-of•suelt Sires and sticli deeds as'these living in ourintemri , 1 Ties, is there today,. witbiri tbe bou.nda :ries of theland • which ourl fathers have , . bequeathed .to - ns v is there °he American, !wile ?:,n. his heart. does not love•and yen lerate the starry•bannee.ur4r : which the :heroes: of 16 fought, and died, .. IS ..there today, in the wide expanse of,thelrepub lip, bee American, whct lwill not exclaim with, the,dying. hero of. Cowpens :;; .. "Cua •FT.out ! OUR FIG FOREVER r i JO! or' - GEDIDitAi, K Wheeling Intei r ligqler ls . ri ;the following: 7 -A .pretty f told:on Gefle,ral'Kelley, by r , 'officer's of his staff. When; ,'Was i ..aftee the guerrillas' so dCwn in' Wirt and Calhoun'captured a ‘eryiebelliens y by, the name of.,Sallie, ' Dusky • anieLDiisltY, who 'was eeprt ) tentiary frob ,tliis city fot l i nail at Rinleyi and a sisteil Aridi;:stbd George Dusky: - !- ,feeling confident: that . the g hiding plaCeS of tho'guerrilla vate conversation with her, the interview, baying failed, satisfOtion,,he told her if she a'-clean . breast of it lie Wouldl chance.sfor a husband' of. all officers in his Stiff. This fai the' information; and S'allit, away in' charge-:of Captain Bangs.;', As ,she moved awayfroth the denerar a pres. thice, Bhp asked the' CaPtaitiAill'e Gen eral Was really f ;id' earnest- i thaltidg, the 1 rlast'propesition:: Baggsass red, her that !the General was sincere ,' . rid ":that tel 'would have lived up to his p ocnise. The girliaseiithed a kind ,of thouOli t tful -maw' tlei*, and 'afier. - 'n.,Sliori , : t tim .replied:---: 1 "Weil, 'I oeAdvii T.',dabot'ii 'leave have 'the'Old*.maa ' (Meaning 'hi 'elf) ae any of' i eta."'' '''' - ' ' • =NI , • Otv:ther3Oth ult. - I - Oitt bells eaptuiell "Creile'tia Orleans; were "Old - , -abd• dritd;9 im4 l gia lei' largest ileiklied 1407 potinds: ~S>e~nCs per ponodoi $S 'll rI. ••KEEP.'EBI Awiia.'(-.-NOt - Ne.w= ark,111.:J.,. li v ed a very pious hanky who had takeri::an .orphan:lciy-',to raise ,'who; by, the i ' 'ray Was rathermuderwitted. 'lie oi had' i bibed,Vety strict . views on:religions .tratte ;'-,i hoWever; :and ,-.orice asked his adopte mother if she (-didn't ',think it, wrOngi : for Atte old. fartners-ttictirne' to chcirch. and: Edt asleep, -i paying. :no- better regind to ,the, , seriice.: . -She. °replied - she' did: 1' AccordinglY. beforegoing to church thei, next - Sunday...he L fillet'. lis pooketil with :Spplgs. -I. . One bald-headed old Man, who invariably i went• to sleep-during' the sermon,- particularly : attrac t ed:h ie atten tion.- Seeing WM at . last:. nodding, and giving nasal .evidence 'of lbeing ;in the ."land- of dreams;'; lie hauled and to3k the astopitibed: sleeper. with , an apple , square On, the top oflhis:;hald 'pate r , _ The,niinis tor • 4 arid - arolised . 1 -congregation ;i a t :on co turned. Mot ad and gmed • indignantly. at the .boY; who I merely said .to the preacher, as lie-thok aninheieapple in Lis hand, with a enbe, LOneStesPression of countenance, '.'You preaoh I'll:keep 'eml awake." -: • d proudly I 0 40 1 7 - , n many a y toolithe !d in mid, , Oar flag riot 'raised hirled)his, . "Where are the 'Wide. kwakee,motv, when Men are :yanted.,to Aghto for their countri."- Opratic:Pa,per, • 'Without aspiring to_the position of de fender; of :Wide :Awakes, I.We • take the privilege, of,answering where • some of thoselorelvlight bearers • May` be , found, having a keowledge of their whereabouts. We • nave heard' !the . ..question - ;asked by politioitins'.6o l 'the Streets, 'as welLasrpro• pounded in. Democratic - papers,• , :and ..it may answer. apurpose to saY;thatimt one of the street 'talkers, to our knowledge, has; cOntribUted • cent of • one• atom of their small soul's; sympathy to'-the sup=' port of the national arms. ' Welnow , Wide Awakes, pienty of:them, who aiei in the iranki, carrying 'a musket. We know of Wide Avyakes, who are lingering in„hospitals .under scorching fevers and the seeking Painsnf severe!wounds. And we knOw of Wide Awakei - who: have fal len onl the field.of battle--giving up' their live,s to their country's gootl.--- . Erie -Gazette: • - • gONIODUSIVE ' EVIDENCE Several years ago, still seen' after the "anti-license law" gape. into fthce in .the Green Moun tain .Btate a, traVeler stopped atna hotel and silted inr a glass of brandy. i"Don't keep it,"' said the landlord ; "forbidden by, the law to sell liquor of any 'kind." "The j . deuce yott are," retorted the strange!, inaredu)ously. 'Such: is I the fact," replied) the host, ,"the ,house don't keep, "Thenibring your own , bottle," said the traveler; with decision,; "you needn't pretend td me that; you.keep that face of yours lin I repair. on 'water." ,The landlord laughedheartily,and brought out his private bettle., 1 ,; , Dr.'; Garth' , of Edenburg, stayed one night' 'athis l o ng'cluto oafter he said he must "b e , e 'off, to see some !patients. At length' One of ,his !friends, :becoming un easy:abOnti the poOr fellowa, totd.hitn he had better stop" drinking arid be off. 'flea Oso greiLi matter," r l pPliod Giath, '!wb ether I see ihem 4•4 tight or not; 'for nine of them have Bach bad constitutions that all the physicians in; the world can't save them,,and the Other six have finch good cOnstitiVions I that' all* the; physicians in the ward can't kill them.": . gold' joke is told of a', famous Botts barbacne in Powliattan;:aome years ago. Wheni the geeat of the Occasiori had an. nourioed, in his usual emphatic" manner, with :a. knowhig Wok at the fair portion of the audience, that 'he Was a candidate for nothing excei# matrirn . o* an old geneleinan in the crowd exclaimed,'so . that all the; ladies might hear, "Ah, well ; I reckon, Yon can be - electedto that—it takes Only one vote." ;LLEY.---The sponstblc for Food joke- Is ther, ion the the General e time ago, counties, he ung woman. daughter 9f ) to the pe'ni- Irobbieg the tl, of Paptaw he General, irl' knew, the s, had a Orl and jduring to get-much 1 wo,Pid, make !givebei the i tliel yOun. An ! En g li s hman and ,a Yankee being in premiscuenis company, the latter was so much struck With some bold air-sung by the!fOrmer, that ho asked the'natOe of "Oh the tune!the old pow died on," was,the 'reSPonse.l The. Yankee struck up Yankee Deodlei "What tune is that?" asked , bis - companion. , "This is the tune old bull died 100 I", was the'prorapt reply. led to brini wa& taken . , "Jee s,. my lad, keep away from the gals. en you See ona *ping,' dodge. Just:spell a young critter as that young 'uu clearing the door. stepson .',tother side of the . street, lool4d . yer dad, Jimmy., If it hadn't been,. for. her, you and yer, dad might; liavo been; in California hunting dimes,] wy . son" , At a debating society the subjeep, was "Whin h is .t e sweetest production, a girl or a 'Strawberry After , continuing. the argutpent for two nights: . the meeting finally' adjoirnea 'without • ootrune , pi a cone uston—t er ones : , going ort e strawberries and ;_thi: yogi* ones-for they girls.. 44 . r 4 . t r, . •' • • I , I 4 thii,:weeTe+er:niCe io kg' gar d to oleanliness: about lier once' 'scifibbred .fleor'un t 4 she Tell threittgh into `the Dollar; . , t stock or„ tier' at Ndwi on, in East I;foiar 'bun ridea;,•,.Tbd 17F. ' MIME MEil= te - .4 - • .}4 - rlc,l ~-11;)5:;*,';'.,11,....11.1.D )"' "- • • ' f . I 01,.:,-I,!J • " Wag •4/0 1 1 - r o w ' . t , . RIB'. LAST Wintris.= 7 -11,hes,long : beeu observed by, medical writers, .:thet,deatli is frequently proceeded -by'• ioshuitytt-' This reminds its-of a leas&whieh . onentred miniyCarti ago in a'Philaiielptiia'' C s oij►t, where Piet”? young smOw , was Wain ger ef losing two-thirds Sot her tusbend's estate ; his relations grounded their claim en-the'alleged insinity,of the' defunet.:— It inay 6 yell to pro mise,. that' the re siding Judge was ,fiot sonly-convisialy bUt also gallant.. , ~ • „ • - -%•• • W hat were your busbancl's last wor 41(:tired the attorney. ' Thopretty youn.. widow blushed, ittid lookingdown, replred--- rather not :toll". r . =:!,C • !'But, indeed, you mtist, Your claim ‘inust'be decided - Still 116--iriclorr declined to tell:,: direct appeal from t e h elicited the information., - ~ 11e said, kiss me, Polly; and Open that other, bottle of champagne." ' We do not itcosc'!hether it : was adai,i ration for the" deceaised husband -of ; the living wife 'that inspired'. axe Judge. at ant instatit, but he at onee criedc with all the enthuslasni of con4zicticin4.44So - last.!" ; add , a yerdietlin her favor, at, once. 'MORE LUXVATES TO BE TA - x* 7 4114 Xl:lloell3o9.kee 'l%,fagazine rest:lMMO:ids that the ,folleurini..additions, the schedule of articles to.he taxed by•the Government: • !• " For Carrying 'a cane, $l. For loignons or quizzing glassei;,43,l.',',. Forkissing atfybody eseePt; re 14140, 25 cents each time. IN. .13. Engaged couples may "commutetor-sloamouth.] For ringing door bells,or using klock ers, one cent. 'For ming scraper 'or mat before a door, One cent, For not using a scraper or, door teati $l. For looking at aiady :anywhere,. $lO. For shaking hands with ladien,-*Centei. 'For squeezing said -hands; - • For l not, squeezing said. hands' !ha "cireumslances farori" , • ~.For ;quoting French,•2s tents: •.: ' • 'A • Foii wiiting one's 'name its'.Marle A Tok lie. Sallie, Maggie or Judie,,sl. 'For iloining the 'CurhstOna.:Qhriatiati Associttioa• and waiting-, at ilia, church duor to, "pee the ladies come ont,fl For 'keeping the, register of" - who's en , naged '? 61 per name. For noticing with Whom . itity • or every body Walks, where they go, etc., for each indulgOnae, $5O. - : I - For !recording ,anything not strictly „.., your own business, $5O. . . - For.reading your:nttm literary .aoinpo sitious to any 0ne . „4.1.. . _ - For doing the same to an editor, or of ferina to do it,:sl6oo. For i liorrowing anything, $l. , For staylog . later than 11 P. when calling, $5 . per hour. For using any •hackneyed quotation, 25 cents. Por al is4s mentioning in Connection a name that he or shads 4, very rich" or "poor- as-Job,' $l.: .. For•pointingout a aiillionara, 25 cents. For. talking ,of your .appetite„ or •tlis . - eases ' or describing what yOu etit, ant], drink, or when you change your flannels,; Si., • •• _ A wag was passing a liiery atable''one day, in fro° t." . of liieb 'lean '.liorle se were tied, stopped 'silddelity; and' gazed at then for some time -With wphii indi cating tbe utmost astonishment, and then asked the owner who tfris stanlieg near, "if .he Made.-horses," " "lkiake horses!" said, thmknight of the bar-oom and eat.. ry-comis'; "no : why: do you Lusk. snob's" question ?" "Only,' replied - be, "because I observed yetthad several franies set up:" BENT OEII.-A portly young friend'of ours the other day contemplatx.d for Botha minntes• the pouderetta didensions it• bystander's feet, and then iiva tone of utter _wonder; said, -as he surveyed the:. man'supper work :'•"rou'd have beeti devilish tall man, if they hadn't bent, yea' off so . far up." ' • • '• ' Mankind moves' onward through-the' night of time like a procession , of torch-' bearers, and , . words are lights vihich"thel generations .earry.- By means of 'these they _kindle abiding lamps beside the , tract" which -they have, passed, and some . : of them, like the stars;shall Shine forever and erek. ~"Biddy," said a • lady,' , iish-10ti, ,1 wntild. -m step over trod see ;holcr:old , Jones is this,oratintr,':. In' , a -feW: "tee Biddy returned; with the information that -Mrs: JOIICS jtiSt seventy-tie" years, seven ' , months and, two dais.fitd. The `6ll6Wieg • slan4erana 'paTagi, goes 'tiiiiebtiked ": 'wit& bas infep`ted new telegraph ` .` ' ' Hie' `proposes plaeilcielf Ot owed' it ty-litepst phrt;-• and eetnimuniettelh - e 'n eWsl45 viyo - otllleux as a secret. EMI .'.;•_ :;I:iil - r -:!' - ~tT.iY{q~'= %~s BUMPH