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.Coudersport, Pa., will attend the several
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ATTORNEY AT 1 4 .1.i.T, Coudersport, Pit,„ will
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C. 'T.. HOYT, ,1
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ANCER, Smethport, M'Kean Co., Pa.,
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PRACTICING rgi - EICIAN, Coudersport, Pa.
respectfully igforins the citizens of the Ira
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Office on Main at, in building formerly oc
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DEALERS L. , 1 pxwas,NEMCINES, PAINTO,
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N. 13::—Particular attantiop paid to CUT
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Iron Ware made to order, In. good style, pn
short notice.. - • .. . 10:1
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yak, and Second Streets, Coudersport, Pot
ter Co., Pa. . 9:44
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SAMUEL. M. MILLS, P roprietor , . Colesbnrg
}Vier Co:, Pa:, seven miles north of Cott
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• . O LD PAIPEItS. ."
. . "Yu.: Fr Fttual l . avWt..% . .
As olakin i¢ly searchiug o'er
Ik Some seldom-entered garret, shed,. " • ;
Withstrange ;pity, touch the ;OW,
Ifclth-eatia garments of the dead.—
.. , •
Thus (to their weary owner ' once allle) •
I lift these weeds of butied woe,— •
These relies of a' self that died - • -
. So`sadly-and so long age t. -
'Vs said that seven short years can change, •
-Through nerve and bone, this knitted
frame,—
flellule by cellule waxing strange,
Till not an atom is the same.
By what more subtle, slow. degrees
Thus may the mind transmute its all,
That calmly it should dwell on these, '
As on another's fate and fall
So far remote from joy or bale,
Wherewith each dusky page is rife,
I seem to'read some piteous tale
Of strange. romance, but true to life.
Too daring , thoughts! too idle deeds!. •
A soul that questioned, loved, and sinned
And hopes, that stand like last year's weeds,
And shudder in the dead March wind!
Grave of gone dreams)—could such convulse
Youth's fevered trance?—The plot grows
thick
Was it this cold and even pulse
That thrilled with life so deice and quick?
Well, I cap smile at all this now,—
But cannot Rule when I recall
The heart of faith, the open brow,
The trust that once was all inall ;
Nor when—Ah, faded spectral sheet,
Wraith of long-perished Wrong, and time,
Forbear! the spirit F tart.' ,to meet •
The resurrection of its crime! . ,
Starts,—from its human world shut out,—
As some detected changeling elf,.
Doomed, with strange agony and doubt,
To enter on his former self.
111-omened leaves, still rust apart!
No farther I %is a page turned o'er,
And the long dead and c,otrmed heart
Throbs into wretched life once more
THE DIAMOND BREASTPIN.
" It will cost two hundred dollars, An
na!" said George Blakely to. his young,
proud and extravamant wife. ihe tone in
which he said this Lowed that her request
had Startled him. "I know it well. But
what are two hundred dollars for a dia
mond pin ?" Mrs. Blakeiey's voice was
half contemptuous. "Maiy Bagar's dia
monds cost over a thousand dollars;'
"Just one thousand dollars more than
herhusband could afford to pay for them,"
said Mr. Blakely.
" He's the best judge of that, I pre
sume," retorted his wife.
"lint that doesn't signify. Yon can
not, Anna."
"What do you do with your•money,
Pray ?"
The young wife turned sharply upon
her husband, and her words and tope
stung him into rather a harsh reply. But
this only aroused her anger and made her
more unreasonably - persistent. - •
" 0, very well," said- her too yielding
husband at last, "go to Carnfield's to mor
-row and get -the pin. Tell him to send
in the account on the first of . January
and it will - be paid."
Mrs. Blakely was in earnest. There
was not one of her fashionable acquaint=
maces but had a diamond ring or breast
pin and until she was the owner of one
or both, she could no longer hold up her
head in society. Her- husband was re
ceiving-teller in a bank, at a , salary of fif
teen hundred dollars per annum, when
he married, which was about a year be
fore, and he still occupied the same in
come.. For a young man in his position
he bad not married wisely. The hand
some face and captivating manners of a
dashing belle bewildered his fancy. .
He proposed in haste, was promptly ac
cepted, and led to the marriage altar net
a true woman, -to be transformed into a
true wife, but a weak, capricious, vain crea
ture, incapable of genuine love, and too
selfish and narrow-minded to feel the in
fluence of honorable principles.
An extravagant love for dress and orna
ment characterized her from the begin
ning and she would harken to none of her
husband's gently offered remonstranees.
Nearly luilf of his income she spent dur
ing the first year of their marriage, in
dress and jewelry.
The demand for a two hundred dollar
breast pin, coming upon young Blakely as
it did, at a time when he had just made
the unpleasant - discovery of - it 'deficit in
his income, when compared with his AZ
poses, of several hundred dollars, sadly
disheartened him. But he was not brave
enough to meet the exigency; and there
fore weekly yielded to a demand that
should have been' met by an unflinching
refusal.'
The first of January found Blakely short
of funds by considerable more than the
price to be paid for •the diamond pin.
Camfield's bill came in and must be set
tled. It would not do for him to, hold
*back in the matter of psyuient, for the
R., A. JO 4p3
BEMIE
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!,COUDERI3POR.T I , R ppuNre, 1 ri.&.: 4 ;,Vunot)AT, BE PTE 1859
jeweler Was an acquaintance of more thin
one of the directors of, the bank s "- and.
questions might be aaked,,nnoi inferences ;
drawn prejudicial to his standing. In an
evil' hour, under: distress , of mind and
strong teMptation, the Young man nude a
_false entry which enabled him to abstrnet
two hundred dollars 'front* the 'funds of
the bank. ,
•This;was only the beginning of defal-,
cations which" ran through, many yea#'
before tbe eiposire came., Which tiliays
follows such a criine. It was easier now
than to supply . the extravagant demands
of his wile whose annual wardrobe, and
bills for jewelry, for which , she bad that
passion which is tbaricieistie:Cf weak
minds, almost reached the full amount Of
his s alary. • -
But, the endgame at last. 'One morn
ing seven years 'from the day they were
married, Mr. and Mrs. Blakely were about
leaving for the opera, when the bell was
rung violently. Mr. Blakely started , and
turned pale with a sudden presentiment
of evil.
" What is the matter?" asked his wife,
Who saw the singular changeiri his coun
tenance.
Mr.Blakely did not answer; but stood
listening at the door.. Men's voices were
now heard, and tread of lnutirY feet along
the passage. Thine was a attrratid a bur
ried "movement by Blakely; he then stood
still as if riveted to the spot.
- ". Who are they? what is the meaning
of this ?" asked Mrs.' Blakely in alarm.
At the same moment two Alien entered
the room. .
" You are arrested," said done of them ;
"on a charge of defalcation."
Mrs. Blakely shrieked, but her husband
stood still and statue.like, his face of an
ashen hue. .
" George, George ! This , is false,' ex
claimed Mrs. Blakey, recovering herself.
"You could not stoop to - crime!"
It is true," he answered, in a low and
despairing voice. Then laying ouo of his
angers On the diamond pin that glittered
on her bosom, he added speaking to her
alone— - •
"You gained that at the price of your
husband's dishOnor You demanded it.
I remonstrated and said I.could not afford
so costly an ornament. You repeated
foiii - dediands, and I; weak fool that Was,
permitted the contraction of a debt that
could only be cancelled by dishonest
means. I thought, when I married you,
that Iliad obtained a wife'whose virtues
might help me upward to Heaven, but
you have proved only a tempting fiend,
dragging me daily nearer and nearer the
brink of destruction, over which I now
fall to helpless ruin. I have robbed the
bank, but it was for you!" •
Then turning to the officers he said, in
a calm voice—
" I am' at your service." •
The words of her husband had stunned
Mrs, Blakely. She never saw bim after
wards. That night he passed to his ac
count before a higher tribunal than au
earthly one, and she was left in poverty
and disgrace.
. The story is one of every day life. Geo.
Blakely is the representative of a class.
Not all of them rob banks, or defraud
their employers. But all of them sup
port idle, extravagant wives in costly es
tablishments—Costly in comparison with
their means—spend more than their earn
ings or profits, and fail in the end to pay
their just obligations.
A. modern young lady, fashionably edu
caied, and with modern, notions of style,
fashion and domestic equipments, is alto
gether to costly an article for a young
man of small means or a moderate salary.
Diamond:pins, rich silks and laces, rose
wood furniture, six,- seven, eight or nine
hundred dollar houses, opera balls, fash
ionable parties, Saratoga and Newport,
and success in business, are altogether out
of the question. Itycung men would
-unite the latter and matrimony, they must
look into another circle for wives. A girl
who is independent enough to earn her
own living as a teacher or with a needle,
is a wife vforth a score of such butterflies
ofefashion ; a rising young mar, .who has
only his industry to rest upon for success
in !Vela a fool to marry any other. Use
ful iudustry is always honorable.
'noughts In a Saw 111111.
Happening recently ,to visit, a large
and well managed saw Mill in a rural dis
trict, we were much struck with the econ
omy of time, labor, power . and material
which was there exhibited. The water
power, more than sufficient to drive the
main saw, was, applied to lathes, drills,
and circular saws, the latter of different
sizes.; The log out,of which board and
plank were sawed, was of course first dress
ed of its outside outs, or "slabs."
_These
refuse,_ as far as boards are concerned,
were immediately cut up into necessary
lengths, and then inn into_ "chair stuff.'
Thence the sawed stuff went to the lathes;
and thence to the drilla. Thence such
as required, bending were carried to be
steamed into ductility, and, driven into a
frame which
_gave them .the. requisite
curve, were placed in the sun- to dry;
.. - . . . •,
if net 'tit or this ; urpose, the waste wood
was sawed :date , paling . and : plastering
lathes; •Wbat tould serve oe other nee
*purpose was.throwninto a pile for fire
. ,4 kindling wood. ~.There seemed a use
for' every scrap, and th mill was eleared
dip rubbish hour 14nr. The' clear-
Acl
itiewasiffected by putting everything to
some' profitable applicaiien. • - * huge.pile
of sawdust gave indication that something
at least must be thrown tiway to vindicate
the. slovivly habits of our fOrefathers. '
But eieft this we are told Was carried off
Well° farmers, for stable.litter.l By such
tise; itself a fertilizing !agent, it is thor- '
oughly saturated. witlii, other. sUbstanees,
and becomes 'one of the Most :05efu1.,..4
fertilizers.' I
~ i .:,
Necessity is said ttibe the Mother:Of
invention; and,it certainly' is the parent
of economy. ' Di one of Cooper's best nov
els, the Pioneer, a prodigal laughs at'the
owner of the village property, i for - desir
iog to save trees, as if 'such common af
fairs could have any Eva*, or possibly
become scarce. The fealiag of indiffer
ence to such economy, was all but unb
versa, not many yearsiago.' Now, how=,
ever, the destruction , of our forests hail
brought people to a,practical knowledge
of the, value, of lumber. .
_Such persons,
especially, as are required build, thotigh
on ever so limited n'seale, 'disposer - that
lember is money. • - Machiner4of various
descriptions, for the Manufacture of sash,
panel' work and other purposes comes in;
most opportunely, not only tolave labor.
but time and stock!. DayWa.es with
hand tools,:and the hap-hazard &wing of
old times; would make the Most common
house exceed the present cost `of an ele
nut residence. . .:
o
The saw mill and maehiher constitute
a type of what is now:done in ;almost ed=
ery department, of industry.' I In many
things there is- still unnecessary waste,
but the ingenuity
. of, our . cciuntrymen,
proverbially inventive, is Constantly ,de
vising means to meet the ;problem of an
increased demand, de pressed ,by the In
ereased prices of the crude material. On
ly allow xis a fair chance in the struggle,
by the protection , of ''industry, and the
threatened -dangers of over ;population
will diminish with , the increase of people.
every year reveals some mode of bringing
into service sub.stances hitherto neglected
or thrown away. We have yet much to
learn. . Necessity will isach.lis ; out the
stern admonitions of such waste require
to be seconded by
. the gentler(l process of
encouragement.
There never existed a catio n with more
glorious opportunity than 'wes enjoy for
keeping up the value and dign ity of man
in the plainest republic, wh ile at the same
time we may distribute among the whole
people such, comfort.; and conveniences as
monarchs 'of old could not enjoy. Slaves
toiled to create the luxuries, of the "ancient
despots... Modern science makes the de
ments minister to the production of such
conveniences for the industrious millions,
as enable the worker, to receide the bene
fit of his own labor. 1 But just so far, and
so far only, as we enceurage , and develop I
productive, industry, may we ''realize the?
advantages within our, reach;? The sys
tem which we l have noted as, regulating
the saw mill, is that Which true civilize
tier' and just4nvernment prodide for the
benefit otthe people.' Every man has
his place and his value. a Nothing is via,
ed, whether inentai lability 'or physical
power, and industry land healthy compe
, I [
tition are the agents which keep th,e great
machinery of tY a political and social fabric
in Safe and profitable motion.—' North
American. • 1
Maim es its Winter.
No mistake is more oommO i n, than to
suppose that Manures undergo no,delete
rious change fr m inattentionldurinc , win
tot. . It is tru that, from the immediate'
surface-of the auure-heap, the escape of
ammonia isnot o great as.during the sum
mer; but all w o have obseried the . fact
know, that thnon-conducting power , 'of
the immediate urface enableS / the center
or greater bul of th mass tO • decompo:se
with rapidity; nd improperly conducted
*
manure-sheds he current manures of the
winter may be decorepesed EIS well as 'in
summer.
.1 •
Those who' are supplied with properly
constructed sheds, including a- cistern
for the, liquid' drainSge . of the manure
heap, and a pump for its rent .distri:
bution and return to phe to of heap,
can continue the making of conipost, with
a certainty, of its' being•-readi for spring
use, that condition flown. as "short ;"
but in the absence, of a pump and cistern
1
arrangement, much enure is' wasted 'by
1
fire fanging, even in the col est weather.
'A well arranged ciotopost-h ap May 're
ceive manures from the stab) each morn
ing. , Muck:Maylbe oontinu ugly added'
during the winter; and when the drain
age of-the heap proves 'DIMS client for its
frequent wetting, water shmild be, added
to the cistern', and pumped On top of the
mass. 'The quantity should pe sufficient
ly great to insure.; the ,necessary amount
of drainage for re-wetting - the . the ; heap
twice in each flier& . 'lt wil not be diffi
cUltior every fermerlolatiderstand 'that, 1
as this - fluid ainke"leinOrcaigh the heap,
the, funnel ' inter s ti c e s ' whihh . permit the
passage of twiluia;Aill necessarily samit
the atmosphere:, and thus all the - condi.
aorta 'for 'rapidl4econipoeition , innst take
plUJea. %These Portions which are - rich in
soluble - Matter, !neeessarili will inibue
t4sa of ' lessminparitive ,yalue, such ',as
Mitcli, long litter; • etc„ `and 'and all being
above the , surface „of tie soil, and present
ing. "a much leas' amefint of - surface than
when spread troadlyin a ibarn-yard; will
part with less ammonia. No turning of
the mass will preire necessary, as” the fire
quant filteration !of the fluid portiMas will
continually supply all;those' requirements
alai" forking is7supponed to:furnish.
Shhuld an'escape of ammonia be observ
ed it is only necessary (to add a small
quantity et sulphUrie acid; to the cistern,
which whin'prunped.' upon the heap, will
change' the. escaping enntionia tea sul
phate, - and . thus reedeilit non-volatile.
This, hoirever, will not be found neces.
sar3r where a sufficient amount of swath!).
muck,
.head-latla, pond-mud, river-bet
tom, charcoal-dust, or other material ea
pabla"of receiving ammonia; and retain
ing the Valuable! portions - of; fluidman
1 ures,,are used.: :Maniires sO4reated, Will
be found by spring to be
of much great
ervalue than those 'exposed in the open
barn -yard, while:the quantity will• neces
sarily be greater. 7 --A pes,
.of. 411a' Work
ing Farmer. • .
... _•
Illondik Challenged.
Nichols, the local 'of the McKean Cit
.,
izen, is a "phuon,y pliener"- r --a very /gDoe
stiks." Herb is' his latest' "ephusion."
-;" A single telegraph wire shall be ex
tended from the American to the Canada
store, without a single guy, directly over
th 3 cataract at Niagara Falls. The "Lo
cal" of this paper wearing ; a -pair of cow
hide boots and dressed in-the costume of
a female dutch cook, will prOceed to the
midule, of the:wire, with a common clay
pipe as a balancing pole, driving before
hite a hog and cow, ,and carrying on 'his
balek a, cooking; stove, a coop of ehickens,
abed, and bedding,ll eg of lager beer, a
barber'wohair, and various cooking men
ai, He wilLthen , unload timselt. and
i mediately go, toled. After a snooze
ici s
of fifteen minutes he 1111 rise; dress him;
self, take a glass ofbeer,l milk the cow,
kill the hog and dress it, Cook fresh pork
for breakfast, -after , which he will eat a
wolf's, meal. He Will then throw one
hundred and thirty summer-saults, suck
ing an egg while in the ai' at each evoln
tie% alighting the.' last time: n the -tip
oflthe cow's horn, and while in this po
sition wilt take the Chicken, coop, and af
ter having taken•tho chickens out one at
a time and wrung their. necks consecu
tiVely, will balance, the coop on the tip
end of his nose, balance . the cooking stove
on his right hand 'thumb, balance the
bedsteed on his lett thumb, at the same
time finishing the beer, and making a
Dutch speech to the admiiing crowds on
either I shore. After which—after the
manner of Levi North's , celebrated one
horse act.--the oLocar will petforin the
one cow Oct.'The foreman of this -paper
will then come. ont • on the wire, blind-
folded and shackled, walkingon his hand.
Then there will be a representation of
Heenan and Morrissy's prizo fight in' which
the "Lacer and foreman will exchange
sundry knocks and kicks, and black eyes.
,The last scene will be Both parties stand
ing on their heads, and will, in this pre
dicament, play arub of twenty one games
of old sledge for-the treat of all hands.
The whole to conclude with a repvesenta
tion of some of , the' loving:scenes in Ito- .
meo and Juliet: • 1 -•. . _
Life-Thoughs fir Out a New Book
by Milo Mulch.
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,MY DEAR. --;-Dear, a pleasantadjective
—my, a pronoun of possession, implying
that the being Spoken of is one's very
own—one's sole, sacred, personal proper
ty, as with natural selfishness one would
wish:to
.hold the thing most precious.
My dear—a r satisfactory ' . total. I ra th er
object to " dearest," as a word implying
comparison, ;and..therefoie - never to be
tiled where comparison should :not and
could not exist - Witness " dearest moth
er; or dearest.-wife," re if a man had a
plurality of mothers or, lives, out of whom
he chose the one he loved beet. And,
as a general role, I dislike all ultra es
ptessions of affection set 'down in ink. I
once knew an honest gentleman—blessed
with one of the tenderest hearts that ever
man had, and Which in all. his life was
only given to One woman; he, his .wife
told me, had never, evenin their court
ship days, written to her, otherwise than
as " *dear Anne," ending merely with
" i Yours faithfully," or "yours truly."
aithfal, true, What could he. write, Or
sle desires more ? -
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. WOAN'S W— Conscience , tender
ou er dead heroes, feels not . the'smallest
cbmpunction in writing the angiy ;in
itiatory line, .when she thinks -of that
. - of,
.that
which , has been,. establis hed uear us for , the education of the military
maid, and the Ilardeuins otilae- eilitiry
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body. ..Nheuce redcoatsmg" out tow
the PrettY neighbo rhood ,hk, lady ; ie~a
over thchem wira.eoPrwium4;..4 , l l
true, yit foterecArag*caketiv*:- 1 0
the most unileannut" man_ 11 1 , -; 211 4 1 1
4 2 1' 02 4 thrangh nnettinnier *UV
crawling over oae's- tea' tab le:
ed. red insects!_ encep!, that. sitininld
be murder,.l..eften arab- I:uoildliu(ikalf
a desert of them, owirds;,epaploia x mOn!=
Caches and ail, under: the; _hid .of T ray
shoe. .; - '
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and
may 1:4 • imiti
cross, and wambe4 but they, Ark' - imit
absolutely hate one another on twarninls
account- unless B,4e.;las*,;:itt., some
degree to blame., vrb*lrp", iturg
ing no preference, :10peeps ) a 4411,11. 4 i1As
about her, for all have !!a, tegua.:OßWl 4 9
when she hal a P renPe': thoeft.b.
might hot openly :: shoriit towards IsCAP•
jeer', she, certainly would Dever think of
showing it towards anybody 'gee.;
least, that i 3 11 1 thor7-7 — ``4
Life I -
*etlicisllAdvicer . ;
There is nothing .4hrehliniikiriti f i*
so anxious to preserve,i9id,r*ki#6,7
are so negligent as life.
Cleora bad learned "oei6 •. filiii . oftt.
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Gregory, the SCOU E'leiliaPlll44laPsro
ed to Edinburgh,Atro,tMitsult . •
her health. As-soon tilt iluiga Nil
' iliteriitho
sent for the Doctor, ond.talked *of lasil
tude. .11c told her it• Wits. owing to her
journey. She said she had no appetite
in the evening. - The Dmiter s ordereillier
to
.eat but attic dinner.: ShOxkiiio.4o
that she was subject to ViatchiiigOiedet
sired her to go late to bed. SliCeilea
why she became so heavy, and *hat rem
edy for such languor; Tlie - itoctoi, re
plied that she should rise itim ear,V;anti
take more exercise. She protested that
wine hirt her ;I he told her to &Vat 'tratitr.
" But my ayes hurt me, . said eon.'
" Make use of enacts-doh". replied - Ai
Doctor. '
," My, strength likewise - (adde d '. tdiiii)
begins to fail we, and I Stolid:so bett!tb i T
as I have been." ,
"Because you - . 444 in years " insw►•
a he. ; . •
"And whit remedy . foiibit,
"The shortest, madam, Ott
debt of mortality; as 50xt44 . 9 , ,, boss
lave done before you."
"Learned physician," alid"Clen**l.
ing up her head, "is this all the colutitt
you can give me ? _ Is it for 'these 'few
maxims, that, you are so - muchiennir*d.?
Yon have told, we nothia ; but *hat)
knew 'already." ' ,
"Why did you not, then,. ttialie use of
your knowledge IP" replied , the Poi*.•-•
" I pretend, to no divipation,:;#,S4, want
mysterious remedies,
~you , might '149
found them in Loader!, and haviiliavill
yourself the: trouble of so long api061,,!"
THE following which we find in ihiria.
adelPhin Bittleriti,givea tid e wa 0 , 3
up weddings in Lancaster coutt,y. =IV*
times that tried men's -souls." -;‘'Wesidier
bow the gallants of thepresentdayviould
Ake to "Thee the lodge' reliuired
"Whig Association of the tinawwthd
young ladies of America" in 1.7T8 ?
A Wulff "Di*.
lap's Petinsylnnia Packet," larieiraii.
June 17,.• 17781 "Was married4iiiS
Thursday, Mr. Williain Cling:ol44o
Donegal, to Miss Jetiny Rietnior isOirdep,•'
(ferry, both of this county` eLstifeigiel.
—a sober, Sensible, agreetiblayritsiigidtip
le, and,very sincere Whigs. two
riage promises as inch hiptiaiii
state of things:in' this;' Mir sinful vet%
will admit., This was truly*
ding, tt 8 there • were present' bi,yjatilg
gentlemen' and ladies, and - not one of'*.
gentlemen but had B een lulled oW lath*
service, of his itountiy't and it irks fieil
knoin 'that the groom in "partietthitlitd
proved his heroism, as well air
in several battles and skirmishes.-
the, marriage - vas ended, a 'Makin' lila
made rind heartily agreed to Ilriiitiarte
ent, that the young
, - unikirrittleditet
should;form 'themselves
tion by the, name of the 'Whig Ai 'isechi.
don of the tie married Yoringladieslif Atallt.•
lea," in which they:36ldd gea g illitir
honor that they youtd noire:Vire, ihiir
hand in marriage to eq, geritheiatHilitil
be had first relied hiouierflq*totila
readily , turning out rilierrisidlid . triletiiid
his co untry; from
brave conduct, as they would Wei *Mt
to be the withers of a race
cowar d s !, : eft;
Ma..Rotting' H. DATi of „Whs. - ribber
immortality has invented elastialdstestd
ere for ladies, solhat they may hog**
petticoats from their Shoulders; *tale
fastening them about their hips. : A gim4
thing, we dare eay. `r,'-a
Tat expenses per iitrnuul to , wet:pa
son of the , population in'ettppiethiCthe
President of the 'United Etittei f ly may.
lig his silaty: - Ls '—orfe• o mit ;
ir - foir-ninths foe the tifisitilwitilisits.
Thil:Mist be - the relsoli SOW - 4641,
ears 'a cent who is President
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