AS i Wire? ¥ a ~ unfere Druckerei gebradt weld Cwd in Dem Garten unfers Nachbarn, of oldy. gray horie, and g . {that's re Truth. mrreed 3 what a hy Ar. wm OE hog oT i * hp 2 "3 y -— lie = eee einbejalblt. werden foll, fobald- die. Ervichtung vou Gebduden, 1. 8 nothwendig mad. Das Land liegt in Penns Valley, Sentre County, etroa 21 Meifen vou der Penn fyloania Eifenbahn an der. Spruce Creel. Die mit der An. ftellung eines Principals fir die gedachte Anftalt beauftragte Come mittee Hat ju Suniien de fel Charles BD. Trego von Philadel: phia bevichiet und wurde inftruirt, ihn von fener Bab in Kenntuif ju feen. 3u Ehicags warden m } Montag por acdht Tagen die ausgedehuren SGebdude der Union Eifenbabmvar gen: Sabrif durch) Feuer periidrt, wodurch ein BWerlut von $60 000 Le fourde, £5 Srofe Rorseibe — Bors ii. wurde cine NRothribe auf Daniel enter, wuchs, und die 261 Roll tm Umfang maf, und 9 PN. wicgt. I8er fann’s bieten ? £3 Das IWaetter.— Freitag, 12, teiib 3 Samitag und Sonntag Falt inh Ad Mm The glorious Senty eigth, memorable fr having witnessed a grand anti-temper- |, ance demonstration (that's one lie dictated by a fanatic religious brain) in Aarounsburg, is past. All the emmissaries of Rum and Satan (among whom were two priests who are fond of mince-pies seasoned with bran- dy) did what they could to rdlly the faith- {ul servants of king alchohol. George, one ol the satellites of the Berichter, was dis- patched Lo ‘Harrisburg (that’s another lie) to make certain ga Rum orator (and that’s another) far the day. The Freeburg Band “was called. to aid by the charm of music to gather the people together, {Q thou om- nicient ALpua—verily, thou art great, In- deed, it is a serious question with some. whether Zhou art not the genuine Solomon They came theday previous, and were escorted from the ed e of tow. by one PHA 18 noteven a gentleman) whose bright shiming face, did syrmkingly contrast with |: the quadruped he rode, (and with the Judas face of the religious blackguard Arras) Nex! in a buggy appears his brother, with a young man, lately married, and who makes a living by getting boozy, (another base lie, Arepma; this young man is a great deal better than yoeu—he never at. temted ropbing your eharacter, for it is by no means a thing to be envied, and were he your equal, hell would be his portion). After the buggy you see two horses, and 4wo boys. add the cattle once more, and you have the whole thing (except the renowned and illustrious Jackass who assumed the name below, ALPHA). The Band, for beginners did tolerably well, and could we have disconcerted it from the object that brought it here, (and had its charming music to greet us at our blackguard fizzle held on the 10th of Aug. last, in the little grove not far North from a noted cornfield] we would have enjoyed the music. * The first delegation came (rom the distillery, and upwards, [and [rom the neighborhood of the Lutheran and German Reformed church, form rly in a thriving con dition, but, of late, by the preaching of pol. itics instead of pure and undefiled religion and efforts made to deminish the resources of the Berichter's daily bread,—its congre- gations are being torn asunder and scat- tered, and the Holy Tabernacle, dedicated to the Great Jehovah, is prostituted to policieal stump-speeches and fanaticism.) George was mounted high upon a fine gray horse, [about as high as cope of the B’hoys, who, 10 keep pace with the fashions ol this world, must swing in a thing called a sulky) given to him for the occasion by brother John. The beautiful whiie hat above, [which is paid for, and honestly paid, but not with the six do'lars due the Berichter by Bill Brown, nor money obtained of our noble community to preach “jug-law”.relig- ion instead of Christ and Him erucified,] and the large gray horse below, did make our accomplished PM. for once, look quite manish. [Uhat’s so! He might, witha few additions, have perfectly resembled his friend Arras ; for instance, by throw- ing his hair up and in confusion—Arena says this always makes Lim look intelligent; but poor fellow, he dont for a moment re- flect that he is under special obligations to ~ his kindly disposed looking. glass —The P M., by immitating, might have looked like Avrma in every particular, ‘but he scorned the idea of looking hke a know-nothing- Jackass] He was one of the chief Mar- shalls. The delegation passed through our’ burg to Millheim to escort ail that “might come [rom the North and West, [and when they came back didn’t suddenly and mi- raculously vamouse behind the noted corn- field, at the West end of town because less came in than avent out, like on the 10th of August last] U'hanks however, to the in- Tie ign vh : Gen. Buchanan ie called to pres ; — the ‘meeting, (and a certain brags ae ,|individual, known by the name Arena |; { wantonly and recklessly deserted theiy call- Seal irk Ballefante in’ particular, [and = Bie 1. ‘especial thanks to the satanic 1mp, oe Taher £ +5; 2 4 ¥ " rr oh despatched to those places where the great Am 1ften Diejes, in hiladelphia Ddutrdy den ALPHA is not known, to circulate his hell- Ehrro. 3-3 A Bomberger, . . D. Gol §. born falsehoods, and spend his wrath abroad. © ®t 08.8, , bon Centre “und Mii He could effect nothing at home,] Scarce Bictori a e Virginia, dter von Art ly a man was seen [rom those sections, $ eww De tr ich i on Bilan [Why Arp, you must have been as blind | phia. as your brother Knownothing - Bats, al- though you fauey beng a leetle the smart. estamong them all. Some of the nost re- spectable citizens of Nittany’ Be eal here, and the reason why yor “not see them, is probably, owing to 1 having been gloriously boozy, tight or DRUNK, in order to give the convention a bad name with one drunken man at least. ] ‘The more ignorant, and unchristian the section from |; whence they came, the larger the represen. tation. [Thati is a compliment, upon Miles, Penn, Gregg, Potter, Hoe apd Nittany valley on general, and the farmers of those sections. will please manifest a laudable dis- position to appreciate ALPHA’S opinion of them at the proper time and lace.] All having argived, they moved forward towards Aaronsburg. There were near 200 horses, and some four hundred men, women and ®attin cin langed Jrigtos, 14 Leben; und hoffe Llib ai) Ju empfangen. Toschentlichoarte +4 per Dhila, Waizen, ; Moggen > song be 2° Weljhtorn, . " Hafey, JE 3 . Ef Sladdjaamen, . Grundbir % aly, Roggenbranntewein, . . 4 Wir witnjdién bem nd einer ed inen Sorter. Raine und col ode Sot i336, efi Cajdymerett und Tweed u. §. Hojen, im neueften Style, einfuche und ios Difthe Caffimire, Troeed, oc. ais ein fehr grojes foment vo jeder | ember, Ragen, feidene Couper, itdyer, 2c. Gbenfalls Hitte und Rapper bon berfide- tox fa d MWrtifel, 1 85) 1.09 92 Wrydyel| ¥ i“ RKlcejaamen, Fimothhjaamen, Gerite, boys, all told in the procession. Qaly 3 41 sone four hundred, eh y Why Ai os Uepfelbrannterein, av 40 are the most accomplished religious liar Leindl, 1 § : 5 extant. You can tell lies faster than a horse Flaer, (Waigen t y B rel 7 75 can run, and old Nick would refuse to stake bo. (Jogger - 6 00 two cents against you, because he would be Xafbutter A nl 17 sure to lose the wager ] Hnjang $3 H This after all, considering the exertion} _ put forth ; the fine weather; leisure season, was a small affair, [that’s another lie. and} the man that told it, is ALPHA] The meet- ing was called to order, in a stammeri way by the venerable Kuriz and a great al lik nns valley ing, in canstituted himself secretary, and took his seat just where it was intended by the meet- ting no gentleman should sit, and the right chap occupied it] Mr. B’s countenance gives unmistakable evidence that he has been introduced to Bacchus [and that low, unpringipled religious hypocrit and coward- ly blackguard, ALPHA] before to-day, [and in every instance found the latter the one to be shunned as the worst nuisance of the two] A number of Vice Presidents were made, among whom note looked more learned, or made a more gentlemanly ap- pearance than your friend the Rerichter rand his friend ALpHA, the acknowledged Demosthenes of—Penns valley.] ~ General B opened the meeting with a few introductory remarks. He stated the jobject of the meeting was to oppose the Maine Law in general He said the law was a perfect nullity in NewYork. If he meant the city he was in part. egrrect ; ; il od what he ough To know z not True, ['I'hat 1s more likely to be trae than a story put aff int by some fellow who must have an elastic conscierce. that one man in Dau- phin connty, cut off, tied, and shocked, in one day, five acres of corn!] He said the law was voted down in Miine, which is another misstatement. [The Legislature of Maine will ere long prove, that the omni cient ALPHA’s attempt to deceive the peo ple with his denial of the above fact, that he has fooled a goose—himseil] Yet with these. and other blunders, there was more sense and argument, if you may call it ar- gument 1n what he said than in all that followed, [including the fellow who was busilv engaged, in the corner, with a pen- cil spoiling his paper, and fearing to come out to meet the eagle eye of him that follow= ed.) The great chavipion. of the day, was of Harrisburg. Now all we know of this remarkable man, : § which will give us a little insight into the character of the man. He gave us to know that he was the greats] est devil among his brothers, [one untruth] a blaek sheep, (another falsehcod) and al- though chrisuanity was a good thing, yel he was no christion. He was a Rumsucher. (Here are three monster falsehoods con- tained mn just four lines, uttered too, with all the barefacedness natural to a religious hypoerit, who carries the Bible in ope hand Waffen bes Bolfes mit Hove however a certain Captain Jacob Ziegler | x ene aT ih AAANAAAN ANA am Store von Jo Zinfina Creet Willy, Centre wird mit den BViychern der Fitia bon und § o ffman, su welder 3 #it alle Die an jene Firma auf ivgead eine Weife jduidia find, jum legten Wal aufgefordet erden, Nidytig- teit yt madyen, denn nad) biefer beftimmten Jeit werden affe Sdyulden dud den Friedens- ridyter eingetricben, umd die Lnfojten werden nidye in $Rotter fondern bon Hoined Taunjdip ang ergehep. So neh Dit ’ horige beidfigiigng. : © u b per, rn Dt. 19. 1855. “i | Neue Hutu: He i am ts at oa Bolfs wobiftifer Store! $s dee biutiqen frieqet in “& per Janl urd ee i Snotonethingd vid = CH Navel k fiers ai ies drigeren Preifien alg” je jnver Mr accommodi- ven, am alten Stand in der Stadt Yarongburg, fo woh bekannt lien, als der, Bolts tv ohlfeile Store’ vou Ae Sas, B, Coburn, welcher foeben einen grofen Jujafy ju {einem fritheren Worrath von Gittery erbalten hat, 110 offevirt er jet feigen Freunden und Gdn. nern einen audgedchnten nnd wohl anderlefe- nen Borrath von Kaufmannd Waaren toeidye firbaavr ®eld dugclauft tourden, wud werden daher fo IB obIfeil als die FBobifeilften’/ vertauft, und fein Mitte. €ein Waaren bejtepen gum I Eifenwaaren, | Srocerien, ~ Dueensmwaaien, Ciefeln 2 &Schuly Heil aud Bool, Suis und Seiden HHL, Kappens Sirol 2 Leghorn Bonnets, &pecereien und Medicinen, Oel 2 Farben, Fhirnif, Kite, Slag, Biicher nud Sdhreibmaterialen, Fenfierpapicr, nud eine Ausvah! vou and the assasins dagger in the other.) From this little history, we have not formed the best opinion of the wan, (he told us the truth, to be sure, but we must not let on that we are ashamed of owur- selves in the face of so many intelligent people, mostly from our ewn churches in this vicinity) Bis appearance gives ered- | ibility to what he says in reference to him- sell; (that he is the best looking man be- tween ‘himself and ALPHA, as well as the smarter.) and his speech corfirms it. His missiles were aimed at the ministers of the Gospel (2), and against Prohibition. Aad such a speech! Bat glad I am that none (of our religious hypocrites, dressed in the mininsterial robe, who ean beat the low. est pettifogger in low scurrilous epithets) be obtained who was willing to vituperate the characters of the ministers {who have ing as Embassadors from the Court of Heav- en) and plead for rum, (so that our mince- pies may not suffer for the want ofit) But my sheet ds full (and my head 1s empty. That's so.) ALPHA. Penn’s Vailey. Oct 1st 1855. ABobifeiler als das Wobfeilfie ! Bink Wei, Plefferfanfe und Arnold’s Sbriibfluid ait haben am Bolts wohfeilen ie in Ya rondburg bon. 3 telligence and morality of Nittany valley in nearer (Mifflinburg or) Harrisburg, could} Trocfen Waaren bon jeder benennung du allen Keiten auf houd. EF" Dem gechrten Vublitum flattet ex hicrs ‘mit feinen perbindlidhen Dant file die ihm ers |! esl viefene Gunit ab, und bitfet um Deffen feratere Gewogenheit, indem er durdy firenge BVedadyt~ jamteit in feinem Gefdhdfte und feinem alten Motto , Fleiner Profit wud gejchioinde Bertiu= fet alle die bei ihm anrufess mdgen yu befries Digen. andes Produfren, Allerhand Landedprodutteu iverden i tanfd) fiir Waaren angenommey. z. 5 I$. Gob. Yarensbarg, Oct. 19 55. Dep 1° Neue Kiciver Stove, pon Thos. Harper, ———.—e Der Unterzeidynete benadyridtigt srgebente) 1 feine Kunden uud dad Bublifum iiberhaupt, dafy er jest Daf grogte Lager Sertig Gemachee Kleider, audgepadt und auf hand hat weld)ed jemald in Yarongburg angeboten wurde, gemadyt aud dent auSertodhlteften und modijdten Waaren, die er gefonnen ift voobyfeiler ju perfaufen ald dicfelben irgend wo im Lande berfauft fper- den fduncu. Er meldet nur twenige Hetil bou feinent Borratlhy wie jolgt: Oct. 19. 308 § Coburn Grobe und feine Ueber» Rice, oreo hat : und Gafrtet fit : fed an vufe ay wad fobe fiir fidy felbft.