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ED. A. BUEHLER, EDITOR AND PHORRIETOR.
VOL. XVII.-121
. . .
FARMERS LOOK lIERE !
1 - 4: 1;. order of the Orphans' Court of Ad.
JR-Jr ams county, the subscriber, Admin
istrator, with the will annexed, of the Es
tate of THOMAS McKEE, deceased, will ex
pose to Public Sale, on
Saturday the 9th of January,
at 10 o'clock, A. M. on the premises, the
VALUABLE FARM
of said deceased, situate in Liberty town.
ship, Adams county, Pa., about 4 Chiles
from Emmitsburg, and adjoining lands of
Abraham Krisc, Henry Pecher, and others,
containing
400 .ICRES,
more or less, on which are erected the fol
lowing valuable improvements : -
'4-4 - . .1 Two-story
P•
IaI:
1•
: Slone Dwelling .'l- l ouse, ouse,,
-
-...- STANZA—BY B. HALM., .-•,' with a one and one-half story !
feel
Log Building attached, a double Log Barn, To love and to be loved again --;-to
Stone Sheds, Wagon Shed, and Corn. I That ono heart beats responsive to our own ;
house. There is a good Orchard on the To cherish joys that words can ne'er reveal,
premises—also a Spring of first-rate water I Gentle a4lovely as the dying tone
convenient to the dour. Upwards of 200 1 0 f far-off music ; to go strongly forth
ACRES of this Farm are covered with On life's rough journey, girt with woman's love
Oak, Poplar, Chestnut, Locust, and other .
And woman's truth, jewels of priceless worth,
w--,•; ;; • first-rate
N. '' . 1 That sorrows dim not, trials can but prove;
;!. til a oj r a 2 4 L2
~,,..-• a i To stand with her beside the shrines where lie
' The balance is cleared and un-! Ourhoosehold gods—to feel her true hand press
der good cultivation, with a sufficiency of Our own in silence, while within her eye
good Meadow—all well watered.. The; GliStens the tear of holy tenderness;
Farm will be sold entire el' divided, as To listen to a voice whose every tone—
may suit purchasers, Any person desi- y e ll s
us that we on earth are not alone.
ring_ to view the, property, can do so by
calling on the undersigned, or Thomas F.
M'Kee, residing on the premises,
TF:nms.—One:thir -be paid in .hand : l —.
on - the Ist day of A ipl, 1817, and the res. 1 YOUNG MEN.—The most anxious mo
(---tt,
idue in three equal a mat payments, with-! went in the history of a young man is that
out interest.
JAMES MOORE, .dd»er. I 1
rod, and goes forth into the wide world
Dec. 11, 1810. 4t to seek a livelihood, - The interests of
MEW VARIETY] &T ORE i life are crowded - into.that-period. .1
_a sa..) .. ..,':...-a .j 1J J ...) -: ..... , -.:_a, The tears of a mother, the counsels of
a father, consecrate that eventful moment.
Away from old associates and settled in 1
some new home, how apt the former re
straints
are to be cast off! The trial of;
virtue now comes. The test of principle;
is now applied. If he hold-fast his integ-1
rity, the prayers of his mother and father, '
rising oft when the still dews are falling,
will bring blessings, thick as the manna!
that fell around the camp of the elect na- I
Lion. dfiwn noon bis oath. But if t10n,,,.,,, 1
faithless, then will memory embitter his '
life, then will his .parents welcome tine
grave, that they hide their dishonor in the !
dust.—Melk. Prot. I
C E.1.1' 61' .1671.71 I G.
NOW FOR BARGAINS!
T HE Subscribers having entered into
Partnership, announce to their friends
and the public generally, Altai they have
received at their Storein tho corner of. the
Franklin House, Gettysburg, a largo vari
ipt,y of Goods. which they are prepared to
well at unusually low rates, Their Stock
consists, in part, of
0211b7'zemaya at )
Tim and Feed, Bacon and Beef,
DAR MON AND STEEL,
Nails and Spikes, horse Shoes and Horse
Shoe Nails,
BOOTS & SINOtS,
together with a variety of other articles, all
of which will be sold as low as they can
he had at any other establishment, A lot
of the very best FLOUR and FEED will
always be kept on hand, so that Families
can be supplied at all times. The public
will do well to give us a call.
icpAll kinds of Produce and Marketing
will be taken in exchange for Goods.
ALEX'S COIIEAN, (of W.)
WILLIAM KING.
Gettysburg. Dec. 18, 1846.-3 t
OSTartPL.'B ow,s - tothal 2
boa
THE subscriber will keep constantly
on hand a supply of the
Best & Freshest Oysters
that the market can afford—which he will
serve up to his customers in the best style,
either roasted, stewed, or fried.
prr'lle has an apartment fitted up for
the accommodation of LADIES, who may
feel a desire to partake of Oysters—to
whom every attention will be pail).-
OrFAMILIES can he accoiumodated
With Oysters by the gallon, quart or pint,
on the shortest notice and most favorable
terms. JACOB KUI-IN.
18-16,—ff
NEW GOODS! NEW, _GOODS
Vir RE Subscriber has just returned from
the City with a complete asortinent
of DRY GOODS, GROCERIES, AND
QUEENSWARE, all of which will be
sold very low at
- lt. W. M'SIIERRY'S STORE.
Nov. 0.
TO THE LADIES.
handsome assortment of Bonnet RIB
BONS, Ladies' Silk and Velvet
SCARFS, Super, Grass Linen HAND
KERCHIEFS, can be seen at
W:11, RUTIIRAUFFS,
Nov. 6.
VESTJNGS.
Abeautiful lot of Fancy, Silk Velvet,
and Satin VESTINGS; also, Gen.
tlonien's CRAVATS, SUSPENDERS ;
Mohair, Ringgold, Palo Alto, Silk and
Common Glared, Vulvct, .and Seal=skin
CAPS—for sale at
3:FSIIERRY'S STORE.
-Nov. 6.
• 111MIXTE
rrAro Journeymen' Cabinet Makers,
by the' suiperiber. Immediate ap
plication will sectire regular employment
and (rood wages - during the winter.
° n. IIEAGY.
1, 131'3
POETRY
THE HEART HAS NEED OF SYMPATHY
The heart has need of sympathy,
Some heart to share
The hopes and fears, the smiles and lean
. Of earthly care ;
Consoling when dark shadows rest
Upon our way,
Rejoicing, when perchance there is
A brighter day.
What cheer f r tis, when our poor hearts
Me° found some ono,
Whose feelings may be with our own,
In unison ;
But ah ! the gloom grows deeper yet
In saddened hours,
When we have sought in vain some hearts
To answer ours,
MISCELLANY,
ONE DROP AT A TIME.--"LifO," says
the late John Poster, "is expenditure ; we
have it, but arc continually losing it, we
have the use of it, but as continually wwast
ing it. Suppose a man confined in some
fortress, under the doom to stay- there
till his death ; and suppose there is there
for his use a dark reservoir of water, to
which he is certain none can ever be ad
ded, He knows, that the quantity is not
very great—he cannot penetrate to ascer
tain how much, but it may be very little,
Ho has drawn from" it, by means of a
fountain, a good while already, and draws
from it every day. But how would he
feel each time of drawing, and each time
thinking of it? Not as if he had a peren-!
niel spring to go to. Not have a reser- 1
voir, I may be at ease.' .No ! but, had
water yesterday—l have water to-day ;
but having had it, and may have it to-day-,
is the very cause that I shall not have it on
some day that is approaching, And at
the same time I am compelled to this fatal
expenditure !' So of our mortal transient
life ! And yet men are very much dispos
ed to admit the plain truth, that life is a
thing which they are in no other way posH
sessing, than as neessarily consuming; and
that even in this imperfect son e of pos-;
session, it becomes every day Iss xissos..!
sion."
WeAR A SMILE.---WhiCh will you do--
smile, and make others happy, or be crab;
bed, and make every body around you mis
erable ? You can live among beautiful
flowers and singing birds, or in the mire,
surrounded by fogs and frogs. The amount
of happiness you can produce is incalcula
ble, if you will show a smiling face—a
kind heart—and speak pleasant words.—
On the other hand, by sourlooks, cross
words, and a fretful disposition, you can
make scores and hundreds wretched al
most beyond endurance. Which will you
do ? Wear a pleasant countenance—let
joy beam in your eyes, and love glow on
your forehead. , There is no joy so great
as that which springs from a kind act or a
pleasant deed—and you may feel it at night
when you rest, at morning -when you rise,
and through the day, when about your dai
ly business.
smile—who will refuse a smile,
The sorrowing breast-to cheer !
And turn to love the heart of guile,
And check the falling tear?
A pleasant smile for every face,
0 'tis a blessed thing!
It will the lines of care erase,
And spots of beauty bring."
PROFANITY.—The least pardonable' of
all vices to which the folly or cupidity of
main is addicted, says an excellent writer,
is that of swearing. Could he, who so
freely indulges 'in profanity and indecent,
language ; in fine, could the profane swear
er, behold him'sclf in a glass, as others be.
hold him,' he would shrink from his own
iinnge al- from a thing n.f contamination.
I "IT ' S ALL BIGHT, ITS ONLY ME,"—A
1 BOLD THlEF."—Between throe and four o',
clock, on Wednesday morning, one of the
1 city watch, whilst walking in the vicinity
I of Dock and Second streets, saw the reflec
t tion of a light over the door of the clothing
1 store of Mr. Robert Clifton, at the North.
oast corner of those streets, and supposing
1 that something was wrong, stepped up to
I to the door, and ratttled at the handle.—
' The person within responded to the call by
saying, "Is that you, watchman ?" The
watchman, as is natural under all the cir
cumstances, supposed the person_ in the
store to be the proprietor thereof, and walk
ed away. Not long after another watch
man's attention was attracted by the light,
and upon rattling at the door, the person
said,-"slop a minute, watchman, and I'll
let you in." Presently the door was un
locked, and in walked the suspecting" Char
fie." Some remarks passed between him
and the supposed thief, which were of such
a nature as induced the watchman to think
the man was proprietor of the store.—
"Why, you're up late," said the watchman.
"Yes, I thought I might as well sleep here
as go home," replied the man, at the same
time raking the fire, and inviting the watch
man to warm lift - itself by the stove. The
latter took a seat, and the man picked up
the coal shuttle, walked into the street, anti
emptied the ashes into the gutter. , He then
returned, and entered into quite a familiar
conversation with the watchman, upon
their arduous duties, the near approach of
Christmas, and various other subjects.—
The watchman at length having thorough
ly warmed himself, rose, and bidding the
man "good-bye," proceeded on his round,
The former watchman, who was acquaint
ed with the proprietor of the store, did not
get in, and the watchman who did get in,
was not acquainted with him. Thus it
will be seen that the thief played his part
well, The watchmen. of course were fair
ly dumstruck, after day-break, when they
found that the fellow had 'decamped with
several hundred *dollars' worth of coats,
pants, & c.—Philadelphia Sun
A Swzrr HORSE.—The Maine Farmer
tells a number of tough stories about a man
whom it calls ‘'Neverbeat." Here is one
of the best of them : •
"A gentleman was boasting, in the pre
sence of Neverbeat, abou t the speed of his
horse, which, he said, would trot a mile in
side of three minutes, and follow it for
three consecutive miles,
ze 1.111t1t; KIIIIMCS am t
! much. to brag about," said Neverbeat,
“.Why the other day 1 was up .to S—,
sixteen miles distant. Just as I started
for home, a shower Caine sweeping on.—
The rain struck in the back part of the
wagon, and the moment it struck I hit old
Kate a cut with the whip, and away she
trotted, scarcely touching her feet to the
ground. She kept just nip and nip with
the shower. The wagon was filled' with
water, but not a- drop fell on ',le. Old
Kate can't be beat by any piece of horse-)
llesh in the State. When she goes, she
goes it."
"Smart horSe or lazy shower," said the !
gentleman as lie .mizzled.'
MOURNING APPAREL.-111 lilurope, black
is generally-used beeause it represents dark
ness, unto which death is like,.as it is a
privation of life. In China, white is used
because they hope the dead is in Heaven,
the place of purity. In Egypt, yellow is
used because it represents the decaying
flowers and trees which become yellow as
they decay. In Ethiopia, brown is used
because it denotes the color of the earth,
from whence we came and whence we re
turn.
A correspondent of the Cl otiose() Farmer,
says:--'The best way of banishing mice
and rats from mows and bins of grain, and
all similar places we have hoard of, is
scattering the branches of ?flotilla virldis
or common spearmint about in the mows
when packing away grain, or strewing o
ver the bins of grain, casks of apples, &c,,
exposed to their depredations. ~llre have
tried it, so have our neighbors, and found
it to be effectual.'
•
In England, Scotland and Ireland, more
than one half the field labor is perlbrmed
by women, who work for ten pence a day !
—den hours hard service for ten pence!
A DELICATE COMPLIMENT.- Washing
ton was sometimes given to pleasantry.—
Journeying East on one occasion, attend
ed by two of his aids, he asked some young
ladies at a hotel where he breakfasted, how
they liked the appearance of his young
men ? One of them promptly replied,
We cannot judge of the stars iu presence
of the sun,"
QUEEN VICTORIA.—The London corre.
spondent of the Charlestown Courier fur
nishes the following paragraph. It has re
ference doubtless to the hercditay insanity
of the Queen's family ;
“Whispers are about as to the eccentric
ities of the queen, That .the public will
be studiously kept in the dark, on such a
subject, there can he no boubt ; but truth
oaks out now-a-days in a wontleiful man
lner, and, from what I hear, I am myself in
dined to think that the English have some
ground for uneasiness."
A PATRIOT.—A young man who went
°fr with the Philadelphia volunteers for
Mexico was Worth, it is said, a fortune of
$150,000, which he left to shoulder a inus
ket as a private soldier, and Share the hard
ships of a•:,oldier% life.
"FEARLESS AND FREE."
THE 'SEA SERPENT.—A Norway' sea- j MURDER. ,
•
!The Objects of - the Mexican War.
man gives the following explanation of the 1 The New Orleans Picayune announces the mur•
"Besides, every battle fought . in Mexico, sad .
.- é
phenomenon erroneously supposed to be I der of two slaves in the following cool manner—
the sea serpent :—"lie said he did not be- 1 7/ very dollar spent there but insures the acquisition
I ' , REARING Eft A GANG Or NEGROES - - ,of Territory which must widen the field of :South.
neve in the existence of such a monster, 1
but that he had Two women shot,,and two wounded,—For ern enterprise and power in the future. And the
Thi r d ! final result will be to readjust t i tle whole balance
often seen.eertain small ! some time past the citizens of the
power in the confederacy, se as to give us con.
fishes, which have the habit of swimming I Municipality have been aware that a con- lof
closely together in a long, narrow shoal, , siderable gang of runaway negroes had con- ! Lol c o t t o vr co t rn he e opel f at i i h o e ns . o u t t tie be G tru nv e ern to r rhee n rn t l e a a ll
and that, as they dived or rose, they might I gregated in the fauburg Washington, where , the day of uur depression is gone and gone former."
jpresent some appearance resembling the i they lived upon what they could scrape to.: —chorleston Courin,
oints of a vast sea serpent." r •
• gother at night by thieving and contrihit- This is from the communicatio n or a
---------- tions from their 'friends in the city, On
A french girl writes to her sweet-heart, writer in the Courier, written with a good
I Wednesday afternoon
. a party of ten or i deal of energy and strength. He is beyOnd
"Would that Columbus had never discov
, twelve gentlemen, some living in the Sec. ,
erect America, since it keeps you absent so doubt one of those who belong to the
long," , I ond and some in the Third Municipality,
; Southern Part}, by excellence, Without
who had lost slaves, determined to break I desiring to exagerate the importance of
Wet feet is one of the most effective a, l up the gang, They accordingly sallied I such an article, we call the reader's anew!
gents death has in the field. It has neopled , forth, armed with fowling pieces loaded , tion to what is here stated distinctly, b e
more graves than all the gory nsigns of I with buck-shot, and reached the habitation 1 one portion of the "Democracy," as the
war. Those who neglect, to •eep their lof the negroes.•
! objects Of MEXICAN CONQUEST, It is, sayx
feet dry are suicides. I There were 3.l.lautfifteen of them, male • the writer, "to readjust the' whole balance
-- ---- ----
The Scientific A.marican says that a ; power"—"controt the operations of
;wised were in the a6t of eating supper.— i Government, in all time to come," Now,
man in Grange county was found one P rhey were immediately summoned to stir-; lot the rea -
der observe, if Mexico be con,
night climbing an overshot wheel in a ful- 1 render, but refused and took to their heels, ! quered and the. territory annexed to the U.
ling mill. He was asked what he was do- t
1 whereupon a volley wns fired upon them, :
ing ? lle said he was "trying to go up to killing a man and woman and badly States, and if also it be made a Slave Ter.
wound- , ritorv, this . object of controlling the Gov,
bed, but same how or other the stairs
wouldn't hold still." lug two women, The rest escaped. The
ernnient, by Stoic Power, will be accom
men had a number of muskets but did not ' plished.
fire, The two women were brought up 1 The writerin the Charleston Courier is
to town the same night, and it is not known neither mad, nor a fool, He is looking
I
whether their .wounds are mortal or not. - far ahead, and calculating chances coolly
' 1 and carefully, Start not, reader ! Hear
him further :
"This is perceived in other quarters, and the
danger now is from such a combination at the
North as may over=awe the Administration and
Congress. A combination may be made upon
the principle of °position to tho 31exican war up
on anti-slavery feeling, and in favor of restoring
the high tariff under a pretext to meet the increas
ed expenditures of Government, It is this that
has swept Pennsylvania and Ohio in the recent
. e.
lections, and it may do the same in New York.
and Maine. If the Democratic party be over
thrown in those States, it will bring into poiter a
strong combination, deeply hostile to the South.—.
The first devolopement will be, a movement to
Prohibit the introduction of Slavery into any tern.
tory to be acquired in Mexico,and then to restore,
to a great extent, the high duties that have been
recently abOlislied,. These two points are well
calculated to rally the most powerful interests a
gainst,us, and to give the agitators and denial
gognes their brightest prospects of triumph."
The writer sees more . clearly than his
shOrt-sighted colleagues, who write for the
Northern Democratic Press, what is tho
true cause of their defeat in the North.-- 7 .
He apprehended the result in New York,
and feared the consequences on his darling
1 YON•Pfigi n infb "Vill a M i l e inViiffilt
to prohibit the introduction of Slavery in, .
to any Territory to beacquiredin Mexico."
Now, we beg no reader will start, as if ho
saw a snake in the way. It is necessary
I to look Truth in the face, This writer as.
A SORRY MAN.—They tell a story about
!sumes two plain positions, in regard to
a yankee tailor dunning a man for the a
mount of his bill. The man said he "was I, ,
i the Conquest of Mexico. Ist, He assumes
that this is a war of Conquest, and that
sorry, very sorry, indeed that he couldn't I errrtory there is to be conquered and an.
_pay it." ;Hexed. 2d. Ile assumes that Slavery is •
I • "Well," said the tailor, "I took you for to be introduced (not maintained) into Mexico,
a man that would be sorry, but if you are where it does not now exist! lii
:
sorrier than I am, I'll quit." imitated is the right, word. And what
,
does he fear? He fears that the overthrow
I "If I wore so unlucky" said an officer, i of the Party in the North will cause a pro.
"as to have a stupid son, I would certainly ' hibition of this introduction!
by all means, make him a parson." A. ! The writer says:
clergyman who was in his company, ro-! ' , lftheys , uc t ceed 1n restrictingSli N.
Slavery
plied, "you think differently, sir, from your I i te, lo
u t 11 , e th i i ri
compromise,
then
i e•esuoliumt itch 6
father."
shall deserve our degraded destiny. When
this i'sue is tendered us, let the consequences be
what they may, we must meet it as become men
and freemen. It will be no time to argue. Not
that we should care to reserve acquired territory
____ merely as a habitation for slaves, but if they suc.
_____ "
ceed in fixing restrictions against that institution
A Giotto MAN.—They have a clergy- , specially, it will be a moral degradation and insult
man in Louisville, Ky., who has built aI to us, which, if tve bear in peace, will make us
church at his own cost, and preaches to ; the fit subjects of despotism, "
his people for nothing a year and finds him- ,! What is the line of the Missouri Cont.
..
self. - , ! I promise; It is the latitude of 31,)? Wk.—
„ .• .
I And where is Mexico? dllowst all its
1 There is a monomaniac in Boston who
population and .wcalth below that line, • If
!fanciea himself to be a counterfeit dollar, •
A man who gets through the world with- we conquer Mexico, then, we'are, to make
' andaceordlnelinth e
~ y, when
a , i_ now a free
,country, a land of
out a kick, may rest assured that he is gen- , down everybodywho him. '' ' 1 ' '
. attempts to pass
erally considered as' not worth minding, 1, Slaves, or we are to take Nullification and
EDUCATION.—A wealthy farmer in Ken-' 'The editor of the Boston Post says : threatened Disunion ! Let no man turn
his awe from this Picture, It is the Truth,
en
tuck}' says, "I would rather be All that is necessary for the enjoyment of taxed for :
I For this, our Army has marched on for
sausages l't breakfast, is confidence.
the education of the boy, than the igno-
sign land. For this, the blood of the
ranee of the man. POI' ono or the other Et.oPEMExT AND PRESENT.—A member brave has been spilled around the walls - Of
I am compelled to be." . i
of the Senior class of William's College, Monterey. For ibis, Lace th e bones of
,
lon Thanksgiving eay, ran away with, and those who died in Hospitals manured the
married a young lady of Williamstown, and, barren soil of the Rio Grande! For this,
his class have voted hitn--.a cradle. , I has victory crowned the gallant actions of
,
! the Soldier! For thi4,•are the people 2C- •
' cumulating a Debt for Posterity to pay !---,
For this, is all our Glory, and all the green
Laurels which may adorn the brows of •
Warriors or Statesmen! That we may
build up new Slave Slates to "CONTROL the
operations of the Government in all tirno •
I •
, to - come !"
I We do not mean to exagerate this ease,
But•the reader knows that the adioni of
the .thbninistratian correspond with the .
' Theory of the writer in the Courier. Ile
lays the Administration to his heart. Ho
has only spoken frankly what they mean
to &b y' they can. .
Iv, by any supineness on the part of the
People, they should prevail, who
.can tell
the end? It will be well, indeed, if the
Historian is not compelled to write :.
Farewell'.
..
A long farewell to all our Greatness." ..
[Cin. Chron,
Twenty thousand Russians have fallen
battle, during the last campaign against
c Circasians.
.
A noon STREAK or Luctc.—.4. corres.
"Bones," said Ginger, "which had you
pomleut from Havana writes to our friends
rather ride in, a stage coach or a steam
boat ?" "Why I'd rather ride in a stage of La Palria, that the grand prize of the
coach, becase if it upsets dar vou is; but Royal Lottery-,,,the sloo,ooo—,was tirawn
if de steamboat blows up, whar is you ?" Iby fifty negroes, most •of them slaves,
-------------
The M g
emphie Ea le calls " They had Joined to buy three whole tick-
Am backing out" ets, and gave c•ne dollar each, for that pur.
pudiafing. . . pose. Fortunately one of these tickets
-
--- was the number 3997, and on the morning
Nine hundred and sixty stone-cutters of the 18th the found th each of en;
starving for lack of employ in London, had w on s2oooy at th
. This, surely, is more
have had their passages to the U. States than sufficient to buy the slaves' freedom,
secured to them by benevolent persons. las their regular value is from $5OO to $750,
and when they have the money and wish
to buy their freedom, their masters are o-
! bilged to. sell them.—N. 0. Della. 1
When one dog barks, all other curs fol
low his example. We see this every day
demonstrated in this good world of ours.
BEAUTIES OF TIIE PECULIAR INSTITif-
TIOS:.-A wealthy man in Kentucky late
ly married a 'pretty brunette, with whom
he, at first sight, love. While the
honeymoon was - yet bright, a man from
Temresee came along, and found the wife
to be a rimawayyellow girl belonging to
him.
yo6IiEVTIIAVIIPit enwpr.imr.vr„,-44TAInc.
r otlor ; you saved my me ! said a
beggar to a captain under whom he had
served. "Saved your life !" replied the
oflicer; Do you think I am a doctor?"—
"No," answered the man; "hut I served un
der you at the battle of Corunna ; and
when you ran away I followed, or else I
should have been killed."
I GRACEFUL COMPLIMENT.—WaRhiIIgtOII,
visiting a lady in his neighborhood, on
leaving the house, a little girl was directed
to open the door. lie turned to the child
and said, "I am sorry, my little dear, to
give you so much trouble." "I wish, sir,"
she replied, "it was to let yon in."
The horrors of war are hidden tinder
its dazzling dress. The true music t pf
war is the shriek of the newly wounded or
the faint moan of the dying.—CuANNtNu.
LIVE FOR THE Minim—List ! it collies
on every breeze—in the stillness of night
—in the dawn of day—at the hush of even
—wherever we stand, the voice of wisdom 1
speaketh, be wise, and "live for the future." 1
They who obey the heavenly 'mandate,
write their names on pillars that time can
not crumble, and secure for the immortal
mind a mansion that will never grow old
or perish.—Portland
"A. STITCH IN TIME."
Show me the wife that's on .the watch
For every little rent or scratch,
And cures it with a timely patch,
Before you know it;
She is a woman fit to 'Match
A lord or poet.
A Lawyer is a ,learned gentleman, who
rescues your estate from your enemy and
keeps it, himself.
Lightning travels with a velocity- twice : Ax INTERESTING C ALCULATION.—An y
as great as that of light, being at the rate-of person may place six guests, whom he
24,000,000 miles a minute. M might invite to his table, in seven hundred
different places. We may illustrate the'.
fact by taking the first letters of the alpha-
bet,thns;—abc d e f—a bcdfe—abe!
e d bc e f d—and so on to the . last, f:
o dc b a—seven hundred varied arrange-'
ments. Thus, (excepting thirty holidays)
a host could invite six guests every
day for two years, and put each in a
different place round. the table every time,
' Boforo you give 'ay to anger, try to find
a reason for not being angry.
Said an old man, "when I was young, I
was poor; when old I became rich: but
in each condition I found disappointment.
When the faculties of enjoyment were
bright, I had not the means; when the
means came, the faculties were gone."
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WEER WAY TO REFORM A LOAFEE.-+
In a Western county, a miserable drunk
en' loafer was elected to the office of justice
of the peace for the fun of it. • .lie imme
diately became temperate and industrious,
dressed himself in good style, and die.
charged the duties of the office in a respect-
able manner. '
SPENE IN A POET OFFice.—"Mr. Post
Office inan,l want to pay the postage of
this letter." • •
"Single, or double, Miss T" •
"Double, sir, (with a courtesy). I way
laarrieft lass week"
• A SECRET FOR A FARMER'S WIFE.--
' While the milking of your cows is going
on, let your pans be taken from the hot ket
tic; and cover the same with another of the
hot pans, and proceed in-like manner with
the whole mess of milk, and you will have
double the quantity of good, rich cream ;
and you will get double the quantity of
sweet, delicious butter. Try it.
f asa ra •-'.•J -era K uy-dis
teacher, how he should ilog him, replied,
"If you please, sir, I should like to have it
' upon • the Italian system of penmanship,
I viz :—the heavy strokes upwards, and the
down ones light."
"John, is my coffee hot ?"
"Not yet, massa ; me spit in him, and
he no sizzle."
"Is that a lightning-bug in the street ?"
asked a purblind old lady, as she sat gai
ing out of a windoiv on a dark night.
"No granny," was the reply, "it's a
big bug smoking a cigar."
Mr. Colton, Chaplain in the Pacificy It is recommended to the OehoOf Cont. , '
Squadron, writes home that there has•been . .
.mittee of New York, by a writet' in the , _
a groat revival of feligion among the sail- 1 True Sun, that they should direct" school.'
ors, I ors, and that thirty of them have embraced !-tunsteia to suspend, for the preseni, all '.
Christianity._,_ ~ ' ' loons upon the geography n t i t i CuutniV •
NEGRO SuFFa'AoST—The Censtitutional ; Medea, as . boundaries lea" . one In' iiih-
Conventitin, Wisconsin, have passed Ne- ; may as well be unlearned the next. . . .
gro suffrage /0
reiolutious.hy a vote of
. 53 to' economy seems td us of judiciutiS 5 . ,11114.
10. , . , , y I den, '
TERMS--TWO DOLLAR/I PYR 'Al1;111 114.)