/ .171 - W 01 / st-,72 T i . ,. 1 'T i::-.7,.. 4 , , I - 1) . A. "'', LDrcolt AND ritoritiE.ror, VOL. XTII.--25.t 1) ETB Y., fanny I love Fa W 11011)V, And that tia! tchV, ym (10 thee, l.,;.tnny Willoughby, And cannot lot thee be ; sing for . thee, 1 sit li Inc thee. And oh, you may depend on't, 11l Weep for thee, 111 die for thee, And that will be the end on.t. I love thy form so tall and straight, To me it always rccins As if it %veie the counterfeit 01'sorne seen in dream.; ; It makes we feel as if I had An angel by my sale; And then I Illlfik so had, You will not be Inv Vide. I love thy clear and hazel eye; say the blue is fairer, coniesi, ill it lorm,:rly I thoil4lll lilt: bine the rarer : %Ong' 1 aaiv thine e.:,e clear, Thou 411 perii:ctiy at lest, did kneel down, and l did s‘VeUt. The hazel win, the best, We :0 pale The 111 d.tv . Idllg ` trusting tilt, 11 . 0,11,1 fuudlq dill) In Iliought It :nit! 01 I,y Ow Chu clhirii CIO' port , tant about, '1 he VII . ;;iw; and t 11,2 Vctiuse,. I iota the i.c.ar,(l-; that from thy lip (;tish hulily.antl hee, \O - that Iron] their Cll.Verliti !dip prattle to the ; Tbe melody for itye (hob , r ti, i l fo heart:, by •urrie.v FIN eii, Aviit Ilion I tbittk, ;tab tht u Ijol, chat ttith,le cmucs Crow Ileavoa. NOW VlStell, VAlllly \V To st Ilat I c annot keep 1%1 y days ye rob illy night.; to lob nl ideep ; Atilt you don't relrot, t Ily I reVe you a:tll 1110 lull, For p 11111,1 11.11.0 ve,it, \Val kill toy:gilt', I %% al. Thus love did trill); drive rile mad, r"v I toll my tale, 6.d I r.ay,llall NVl:h.oAhhy ; And tmodo•rt ‘voidd, IVhelt love he! heart did horn. And Faimy maiden .Inl.lll/11111itir , ,I a tettuth Arid so l wooed l'an A maiden like a ihit e; f.o I \von ran The maiden of ill y l ove ; Thoi.e4h ['anti• years have pasieil inc And she i In Ole 1 'lever, never can lorgiA tis.t vet Fanny \\-tilmigittiv Fur the -Star a ;tali To "diappa." Oh, Kappa, what Ii as crazed thee so Uy w bat delusion driven, To thiltht that wocoan's hot a show, clod then. presume to slander so It is not true, by heaven! And 1.,0-e illy words of In cry tongue, I,,dthL: hoe, of even, itypici son'„ • l~ !ten romcieucc tells 11011 he n, rerun There's nothing pure ai tcuut 111. Ah, kThrpri, rou're the tickle thin; 11 ) , di z ,viien,Thileat . dri yen, In such a roinl to c e nt your spleen, Atnl Isar to let your tyante lte sci•ti, Thou irlitioloier Getty burg, Fcpt:,l S E C 1"I' 111, E From 11;;• Colifinbitta ;11azitzine FISIII I AL BY FANNY FORIZESTER Study, study, study ! Trudge, trud r -c, trudge ! Sew, sew, sew ! Oh, ‘vhat busy hundrum life was that of little Ally Fisher ! Dayin, day out ; late and early, from - week's end to week's end, it was all the same. Oh, how Ally's feet, and head, and hands ached ! And some times her heart ached too—poor Alit! ! Ally was not an interesting. little girl; she had no time to he interesting. Her voice, true, was very sweet, but s n plain tive ! Besides, you seldom heard it ; for little, Ally Fisher's thoughts were so con stantly occupied that it was seldom thew found time. to come to her lips. No, Ally was not interesting. Shc had never given out the silver, - , care-free heart-laugh, which we love ,so to hear from children ; she could not laugh ; for, though scut to earth a disimised ministering angel, vice had a risen between her and all lire's briLdttness, and clouded in her sun., And how can any thing he interesting . ott which the shadow of vice rests t: Instead of mirth, Ally had given her young spirit to sorrow ; instead of the bright flowers springing IT in the pathway of blissful childhood, the swelling, bursting, buds of hope that make our Spring days so gay, Ally looked out upon a de 'Scrt wiilt but one oasis. Oh, how dear was that bright spot, with its flowers all • fadeless, its water sparkling, never-failing' and living, its harps, its crowns, its sainted ,! ones, it white-winged throng, its King—. the King of [leaven—that kind Saviour who loved her, who watched over her in her. helplessness, who counted all her teat's,' lightened her burdens, and was waiting to take her in his arms and shelter her for-' ever in his bosom. Little-Ally Fisher had indeed nile pure, precious source of happi ness and that was whythe grave did not open beneath her childish feet, and she go doiwn into it for rest, worn out by her bur den of sorrow, want and misery. 'Vet:Al ly was not interestimr„ Wlivo other chil dren were out playing . among the qujvcring joyful Summer shadows, she ii ( iiwaY be- .• 1 ' i ...., l IP 4 ; -." I4> ' r!..) I'' - ~. .e ~/. .... . -t-i 't• * ;.. - r. at i.x.: .if:,; -, ' , 41 „ . 'lt - .t.: ' • ..."' 14 Vl. - : 1' 1-,.. ' . :1 t ;`, i. ... k 5 s4 :. , z t :V .., , f . -c" l' 1 1„ . , , ~ ie. i: 1 - 1111 'Cr f '' '''' 4 , • P l' ''';:i , ' • ..J • .; 4 ' &. t ,- . 1 Q _ , hind her di :k in the school-recta, sew log. sewing, sewing. till her eyes ached l away hack in her head, mid her little arm felt as though it must drop.from her thin shoulder. Odd ways these for a child.- Ilow disagreeably mature ! It is a very unpleasant thing too see children make old women of themselves 1 Ah, then wo to the sin—wo to,the summer who cheats a young heart of its spring ! Neither was Ally beautiful: her face was so thin and want-pinched, and her great eyes looked so wo-hegonc ! How could Ally be be beautiful with such a load of care upon her, crushing beneath its iron weight the rich jewels which God had lavished upon her spirit ? It is the inner beauty that shines upon the face, but all the flowers of her young heart had been blast ed. Iler curls were glossy enough, but you could not help believing, when you Looked upon them, that misery nestled in their deep shadows ; her eyes were of the softest, meekest brown, fringed with rich sable, but so full of misery '• Iler complexion was transparently fair, with a tinge of blue instead of the warm, gene rous heat-tide Nvhich belonged] to child hood and youth. All her features were pinched and attenuated, her hands were small, and thin, and blue ; and her little ligu ° re in its scanty, homely clothing, look ed very much like a weed which has stood too long in the Autumn time. No frail !so delicate ! so desolate ! r I • And did auv body rove poor Ally Fislr er—the busy bee—the humdrum work er— the forlorn child, who vvas neither interest ing nor beautiful 'No. one but her moth ther—a pour, sad iuiuking woman, who wore a hided green bonnet and a patched chintz frock, and` who never stopped' to smile or shake hands with any body when she walked out of the village church. This desolate, sad-hearted woman, with her bony rowers and sharpened face—this dame Fisher, whom the hoys'called scare-crow, and the girls used to imitate in tableaux— this strange woman, seeming in her visible wretchedness scarce to belong to this bright beautiful world, bore a measureless, ex haustless fountain of love behind the fa ded garment :old the ugly person ; and she lavished all its holy ivealth upon poor lit tle Ally. Ally had a father, too, but he did not love her. .1 le loved nothing but the vile grog shop at the corner of the street, and the brown earthen jug which he vet had humanity or shame enough to hide in the loft. Al), now you see why Ally Fisher was unhappy. Now von see the vice in whose shadow the stricken child tualored so r"l'idly• Now you are ready to' exclaim with me, "Poor, poor Ally Fish er ! God help her !" " Ay, God help her! Ally tried very hard to help herielf, hut her mother was always very feeble, and there were several little ones youtt!rer than herself. What could poor Ally do ? She wc . .nt to school—that she zenith/ do—be t cause she never could accomplish any thing at home in that small crowded room, with all those thin-faced miserable little creatures about her ; but she took her sew ing with her, and every moment that she could steal front her books was devoted to earning bread. Dame Fisher had looked earnestly for ward to the time when Ally would be old enough and had learned enough to vary the monotonous character of lier.vmplov- Jima and preside in the capacity of teach er over the little school just over the hill.— These mothers are so dotingly hopeful ! limy could she think of it, and Ally the child of a drunkard ! To be sure this was the only vice of which Billy 'Fisher had ever been guilty. lie had never defrauded his neighbors ; he had never, in better days, when some who now despised him were in his power, been oppressive to the poor; he harmed no one nor wished harm to any ; he had only degraded his own nature al most to a bestial level, and poured out a vessel of shame upon his own family. E nough, to be sure but then Ally, she had always been a g-entle, patient, toiling, fault . - less child, mid why must she suffer for her father's sin ? tVhat ! the daughter of the drunken vagabond, Billy Fisher, a teacher for their children ! 'What a presuming minx she must be ! The idea WaS pre posterous ? She must find other means of supplying herself with the finery she was prinking in of late ; let her go into the kitchen where she belonged! Poor Ally! she had wrought till midnight for a fort night to prepare herself for presentation to these fault-finders ; it' she had not, they would have called hi'irragaintr§irz. Where we look for a reasonable man ? Ally was not much distressed. To be sure, it was the breaking up of a long cher ished dream, and the severer that tills had been the only dream that she had dared to cherish ; but the poor girl had a holy re source, and she did not repine. She went front the door, where each hope of her life had been Cruelly crushed, with a swelling heart and faltering step. Over the stile across the way, the little blue eyes of the I Spring violets were looking up lovingly I from beds of moss ; the freed streams Were danci!.tg gaily, flashing and sparklhor its fuel sort-light; and on a brown mapljbough,, where leaf-buds were swelling ready to 'burst with life, a little bird, the first Spribg bird, earrolled as blithely asthough it might bring Eden to a desolate, disappointed heart. Ally Fisher heard it,' and the tears broke over their fringed boundaries and fell in a I sparkling shower upon her bodice. Then she erosed the style and stream, and passed the trees till she found a solitary nook w n'‘ GI TTYSBURG, PA. FRIDAY EVENING, SEPTEMBER .1, 1846. in the heart of the wood; and here she knelt and prayed. How strong was Ally Fisher when she left her retreat ! The arm of !Inn who was almighty was about r her. • Ally Fisher passed with quite as light a , foot as usual over the dried leaves through I . ‘vhieli the tender Spring blades were pecp ing, and beyond the borders of the wood, till she came in sight of a beautiful central lake, on the hanks of which the young green was striving with the pallid spoils of last year's frost. Ally Fisher was not very observing—she was too thoughtful to be observing—but as she emerged front the wood she saw a person, probably a nurse, walking near the lake with a little girl, who danced and prattled and chipped her tiny hands, now bounding front the path, now half hiding her little head in the wo man's dress, and then running forward with all the guileless glee of a bird or but terfly. Ally looked at her and felt the warm tears creeping to her. Why had she' never been thus happy ! And why should that terrible shadow which had set led on her cradle, darken at this point so full of strange wondrous inicrest, now when she was tandnn;, with reluctant Where brook and river meet, Womanhood arid childhood fleet ! riazing ‘vitli a timid glance, (hi the brooklet's swift athance, r hi the r vet's broad expanse!' ']'he tears crept to Ally's eyes, but they had no time, to fall. tihc heard a shriek land saw the woman cowering over. the Venre of die lake, her hands clasped as thouirli in au erstacy of agonized fears. "The thought Ally, as site sprang forward, new life in every limb and light ing up her eye. • tihe was right. The little one was just rising to the sufwe after her first terrible plunge. Ally caught a glimpse of a pale :ronized face, then a fold of scarlet, and all disappeared, except the suecessiVe rings formed by the rippling water. "It is not deep, not very deep," she said, half to herself, half to the careless nurse, —were I only taller." tike stepped , into the water carefully as though to insure in the outset a firm tOot imr. Another step and the water grew deeper—another—another. The water had risen above her waist and her slight figure scented swayed by its adulations. Dare she go tardier.? Oh, the lake was so still—only a ripple on it. surface, and a life—trine at stake! Again on one more step—the little scarlet dress appeared just before her. But one short step more falters—reels—and grasps it ! Now ! :See, she pauses deliberately to steady herself! Iler presence of mind, even in the moment of triumph, has not forsaken her, and her foot is still She returns slowly, safely to the, shore and sinks with her recrered human treasure at thefeet of the twrilied nurse. Ally Fisher opened her large wondering eyes upon a strange scene. Her head lay upon a pilloW of rich velvet ; and she turned from her singular couch to magni ficent folds of drapery, heavy golden cords half hidden in their soft shadows, rich massive furniture, the use of which she did not understand—all the wonders of this magic palace—quite unheeding a kind face. \villa bent anxiously over her. "Oh, I was so careless and you so good !" was the fir“ exclamation she heard; and then from a sofa at the other side of the romp came a pale beautiful lady, who whis pered, "Dear child ! (od bless her ?" in hi - my tremulous tones, as-though the terror had not yet gone from her heart. "Does she recover 1" inquired another voice. It was that of a man, and though strong there was now a subdued tremor in it which gave evidence that the string on which it vibrated had been lately jarred by fear and sorrow. "Does she recover ? Tleis noble deed has made her oar's as Mar cia is. She shall never go back to that poor hovel again." "MV mother !" was Ally'S answering remark ; "Oh, she will be so , frightened! Imust go to my mother now. ' It was in vain that the lady and her hnsiiand•and even the attending physician insisted on her remaining until she was quite recovered, and offered to send for her mother. Ally rose to her feet and smiled her usual sad smile. "I am well, quite well. It didn't hurt me iftly ; I was only frightened because I thought the poor little girl was dead. To he sure I shouldn't fear the dead, but when hail her in my arms—are you sure she will get well 1" “She will, and it was you who saved her. life." All shuddered. "Uh ! her cheek was cold! just like like little Willie's. But you say she get well, lam very glad, though sometimes I think it would be a pleasant thing to die and go to heaven where Jesus Christ is. It is so dreary here!" she added, in a pititid tone, half musingly. Dame Fisher was surprised to sec the family carriage of the Burnells draw up at her humble doer, and more surprised when' her own Ally, in strange garb "a world too wide," sprang from it, her pale. face really brilliant with excitement. Ally's large eyes were larger than ever, and the heart's light was centred beneath their jet ty fringes; while her mouth, the lips no longer pale, was wreathed with unusual' "Oh, mother! I have iaved alife ! not God kind to let me do so great a thin'." " 12 AL 12, SS AND r Strange that neither Ally nor her moth er thought of the lost school that night, heavy as the disappointment was ! Nay, is it strange?, They thought all i❑ the morning,, however, and then dame Fisher was more sad thin Ally: "So you are to sow your life away," she said, despondingly, "my' poor, poor All y." .."No, mother; God will take care of It was not noon when the family -car riage of the Burnells again appeared at the door of Billy Fisher's miserable cottage. "Mrs. Burnell ! It may be, Ally, she will get you the school: these rich people have so Much influence." Mrs. Burnell came to offer Ally, as her husband had promised in his first lively emotion of gratitude, a splendid home. • "You shall share with little Marcia, in everything," she said ; "You shall even divide our love ; more, you are older, and shall be considered in everything.the eld est daughter. Come and live with us, dear ; for we would have had no child but fur you. Ally looked at her mother, whose thin lace now glowed with gratified ambition ; glanced at the broken walls of the misera ble hovel she called home; turned from one halo half-starved figure to another ; and then, approaching - the lady, said in a low firm tone. "You are very kind, and I will pray God to bless you foe it ; but I must not go away from here." "Must not." " , Must nut, Ally!" exclaimed the sur prised, disappointed mother. Ally's voice became choked. "This is a very poor place—l never knew how poor until I weal into some of the grand houses—but I have always lived in in it." "But the sewing and that terrible pain in the side, my dear !" interrupted the mat- RM. • "It trill he better soon, I think; .and maybe, I shall not have to sew much now, lur Alary is growing bigger." "But, "Mother don't drive me away from home." "Ire willl give you a borne," pleaded the lady, "th e Inmse yon saw yesterday. There you shalt every thing you't•an wish, thin4s much more beautiful than you have ever seen in your life—and little Mareia whose life you saved-will love you and so wit), we all." 'Mien you will love my poor, poor mother ?" and Ally burst into tears. At the commencement of the conference a head had been raised from a pile of bed covering in a corner of the room, and a red bloated face looked out on the group with vague wonder. Soon an exprvsion of intelligence began to brighten up flie heavy eyes, and now and then a trace of .50111e thing like emotion appeared upon the face. At Ally's last words there was for a mo ment a strange convulsive Nvorkiug of the features, and the head fell heavily back upon the pillow. It was in vain that both the' lady and dame Fisher pleaded. Ally's firm, mod est answer was ever the same. "Oh, it was nothing; I couldn't let the little girl drown when it was easy to prevent It was nothing; so I do not deserve that beautiful home. I shouldn't be of ally use there either, and here I am indeec." ! "But f will give you five times the mon ey you,ean earn by sewing," urged the la dv, "and you shall bring it all here." Ally was for a moment staggered. "So you Would help us more by going than by staying," added the dame, quite forgetitil ofself while so anxious for her child's 'welfare. "But, mother; who would hold your head when it acheS, and bathe your tem ples, and kiss away the pain, and then sit and watch you when You sleep ? And when the trouble conies who would try to make it light and help you to find all the happy things to weigh against it? And who would sit with You at evening when you are so lonely ? Who, mother, would read the Bible to you? for you told me hut yesterday that your eyes were failing; and who would—would loYe You, mother Oh, don't send me away ! All those beau tiful things would make me sorry if you could not have them too ; and so you must let me stay here in the old house, for it is the only place where I can be happy. God would not love me if I should leave you with all the children to care for and none to comfort you when you are sad." The lady's eyes were suffused with the heart's dew, as with a mental blessing on the young girl's head and a silent determi nation to 'reward her self-denying spirit richly, she turned away. "You have saerifked yourself for my sake, Ally," sobbed the dame, folding her , gentle child in her arms ; "Oh why did t i you do it ?" “No, mother; I am happy here, and he—,” Ally. pointed to the bed meaningly. '•1 couldn't mention it before her." "Yes, darling, you are right=--you always are ; lie would kill himself without you in a week, I know. But oh, it is a dreadful thi n g—my poor, po - or Ally!" Ally was at her sewing as calm and quiet as if nothing unusual had occurred, though there was a singular bright spot on her cheek ; and the dame bad busied herself with preparing the children's.supper, when Billy Fisher crept from the bed and half -timidly to the door. "Don:4 go to-night, lather," whispered n, hying her . fdizht hand on hip, and fix- ing her large Mournful eyes on Ilia face ( PENNSYLVANIA GIRLS.An affair oe most pleadingly. • lcurred in Westmoreland county recently, "Don't go ; I will help you to fix the which shows the stuff the - Pennsylvania chessmen you wanted rue to do last.night ; girls are made of. Two large sized men or I will hem the pretty new handk . erchief entered the, house of Mr. Samuel Karns, I bought for you to-day, and sing whatever in Franklin township, and asked lodgings, you like best while I am doing it ; or I but the inmates, Mr. Karns and his two will read to you from my beautiful library i sisters, did not like their appearance and book, or do any thing you like—only don't refused. One immediately -drew a long go ! It is very lonly here without you, knife or dirk, some 12 or 18 inches long, land presented at Mr. Karns' brcast, - Saying, II understand you have money; and a scuf fle commenced with Karns and the wean that drew the dirk. One of the females got down the gun, but the fellow engaged with Karns dropped his knife and seized the gun. The other villain picked up the knife, and while Karns and the first scoun drel fought for the gun, made an attack up on the girls. ' He gave one of them . some five or six wounds, two of them deep cuts, while she wasplying a cudgel on him as hard as she could. The other girl receiv-, ed some slight wounds: Both the girls fought with unparalleled heroism. They alarmed the neighbors, and the wretches made off. The lips of the miserable man parted as though he would have replied ; but the words seemed choking him, and he brush ed hastily past her: Tears came to Ally's eyes as she turned again to her work, but no one heeded them. That evening passed as hundreds of oth ers had done. The children had been sent to bed, and then Ally and her moth sat down by their' one tallow candle to earn bread for them. "It is so pleasant to he together!" said Ally, raising a }lice all beaming with grati tude. 1 - es, but you lose a great deal by it, dear." "Oh, no; I lose nothing. I should have lost a great deal if I had gone away front ' you, Mother, I have been wonderingsince this morning that God had been sdkind as to keep us together while I am so ungrate ful. I never knew how happy it made me to be with you till now." "We never see half the blessings which God bestows upon us, darling." Murmurer—you surrounded by com forts and eleganeies, feasting . on dainties and rolling in luxuries—oh, could you look in upon dame Fisher's cottage, with its bare broken walls and scanty furniture And yet the poor drunkard's wife was re ally more deeply blest than you—blessed with the i noes wealth of a "meek and quiet spirit." She never murmured. The hour of ten drew near, and Ally's quick ear - caught the sound of a I;tep upon the, door stone. - . "Father !he is very early. Oh, I hope he has not— She had no time to finish the sentence. The door was thrown open with a qnick, earnest, joyous (lash. "I have done it, Ally, bird—l have dmie it! There—there—wliftt ! Don't look so frightened, pussy ;it is nothing had,--it is soutething good-very good. It will make your little heart glad, and I ought to make it glad once iiryour sorry life-time, birdie, dear. Shall I tell you ? shall I tell you, Ally? 'I have taken the step—the step; ,and now, darling, your poor mother shall have somebody to love her, and so shall you, too. Oh, it has been a dreadful course; it has almost broken my heart sometimes to think of my miserable ways; and I have felt the worse when you thought 1 was stupid and didn't care. Sometimes I have been determined to break away, but then I wag tempted and couldn't. Now I have done it. _Never mtothor drop to my lips ! so help me God !" That night there was not so happy a house in all the Slate of New York as the wretched hovel to which Billy Fisher had brought so much joy. And Ally—oh, no, she never regretted having sacrificed her own bright prospect to the happiness of those She loved; for never was human heart more, deeply blessed than gentle, trusting Ally Fisher's. Other and more brilliant blessings now , clustered around her path, but these are 'mere trifles corn _ pared with that great first one. It was thine owil work, sweet Ally-; thy never failing gentleness it was that won him. Go on, pure-hearted one ! There is still more for thee to do. "still thy smile like sunshine dart Into many a sunless heart, - For a smile of God thou art." WOMAN ' S Isrvecxer;.—Like the olive tree, said to fertilize the surrounding soil, there are some few ministering angels _in female guise among us all, and about our path, tvho sweetly serve to cheer and a dorn life. Our amusements are insipid un less they applaud ; its rewards are yalue less, unless they share them! There are, too, some rude spirits in the world, whose bolder nature female influence admirably serves to reline and temper; and perhaps it is not an extreme eulogium of the poet, that, without that influence, many a man had been "a brute indeed !" The concur rence of both sexes is as necessary to the I perfection of our being, as to the existence I of it. Man may make a fine melody, but woman is also required to make up har mony. • BEAUTIFUL.—The following beautiful passage we take from a tale in the last Na tional Press :—"A. brother's and sister's love—earth holds nothing more faithful, and deep, and self-denying; it is affection between the trustful and the protecting in all its strength and beauty, yet without jealously, without distrust. It is a weav ing of heart-links, bound together from childhood, and becoming stronger. with ev ery passing year; a union of separate branches of, one parent vine, twined and interlaced by tendrils that nothhig but death. may unelasp." "Here, you little rascal, walk up here and give an account - . of yourself—where have you been ?" "After the girls, father." "Did you ever know me to do so - when I was a buy ?" "No, sir—but mother did." • TERMS-TWO DOLLARS TER Al'• NT M.] IWHOLE N 0.587. POTATOE 'FLOUR is manufitctured in England and Ireland, which contains not only the starch, hut all the ingrediehts of the tuber, except the skin and . cutiele.--- 1 , The potatoes .are washed, sliced, dried thoroughly, ground, and sifted through a bolt or scive. 100 pounds of potatoes yield from 27 to 30 pounds of flour. - This article is said to be sixty per cent. more nutritious for man or beast than superfine wheat flour. It ferments with yeast flour, and makes fair bread. Experiments have been made which show that a given sur face of land cultivated in potatoes will yield four times more flour from this crop than can be obtained from a crop of wheat. It is' not stated how well or long potatoc flour will keep; probably as long as any other, for the vegetable matter is kiln-dried. By this operation all danger from rotting is removed, and this most valuable root or tuber can. be preserved like wheat or beAnd. for an indefinite period., COMPARISON.-A New England correspondent of the New York National Press, thus.concludcs a letter: • ' , Somewhat apropos to the above train of thought, is an anecdote related in the pulpit, by Mr. Knapp, the celebrated com ic preacher, and which not being in his, usual vein, is the best thing I ever heard of his saying. 'An infidel,' said Mr. K., 'once, in order to prove that the earth may have been at first created, and afterwards held together by the simple, self existing laws of nature, dipped his hands into a cup of water, and throwing off a globule; exclaimed, exclaimed, 'There, I have made a sphere.' 'Vain worm,' continued Mr. K., 'what was he to that being who dipped his hands into chaos, and threw ow worlds?' Adieu." GRACE GREENWOOD THE Km! Axo Poott.—"Of such are the Kingdom of Heaven," said the Saviour and the beautiful remark is strongly brought to mind, in reading the following squib from an exchange paper : "Ma," said an inquisitive littlegirl, rich and poor people live together w)ten they go to Heaven ?" "Yes, my dear, they will be all alike there." "Then, ma, why don't rich and poor Christians associate here ?" The mother did not answer. SUICIDES IN CONGRESS.—Cor. Briggs delivered an address on Temperance at Saratoga Springs, on the evening of July 30, in which he stated that while he . was a member of Congress he had known sev en or eight members of that body, of tal ents far above mediocrity. absolutely f killed with intoxicating liquors. Alexander the great seeing Diogenes looking attentively at a parcel of human bones, asked the phisosopher what he was looking for. That which I cannot find, was the reply—the difference between your father's bones and those of his slaves. That was rather a severe joke! of the man who cried out to the keeper of a grog shop on seeing a drunken man's heels up, before the door, "Mister, your sign has fall en down." A young man having attended a silent Quaker meeting, was asked b'y one of the Friends—"llow did'st thou like the meet ing ?" To which he pettishly replied, "Like it? why I can see no sense in it, to go and sit for whole hour together with out speaking a word.. It is enough to kill the devil." "Yea, my friend," replied the Quaker, "that's just what we want." A DELICATE COMPLIMENT.—QuiII being asked by a lady why it was reported that there were more women in the world than men, he replied : "It is in conformity with the arrangements of nature, madam ; we always seee more ofheaven than earth !" • "A NORTHERN MAN WITH SOUTHERN PRINCIPLES."—A yankee front Vermont 1 was pursued and caught near Erie, PA.. last week, having with him two negfore, stolen from Virginia. “It's a poor rule that wont 4 work both ways,” as the scholar said when he sent it back again at the irtater's head. "I'll beiblesied ii I do"-04 the girl said ,whmlier lover asked her to get married.