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A realOriablededuetion will be made to those who advertise by rho year. IV. All Lettersand Comintlnlect;iierts addressed to the Editor by mail must lie post-paid, or they will not be attended to TIRE GARLAND. ' J --t. - 1 4 ,;,f'` A tvo . , • --”Withawcotest flowersenricb'd, From voriousgardenecoll'd with care:" From the Athenteum Visiter. CONFESSION OF A COQUETTE. 'l've smiled to see the writhing pain, Evinced by captive hearts; I've sought the love:of all to gain By falae tedueing arta,. I've revell . d the groans of those s Who once have thought me theirs; I havo•rejoiced to see their woes,. And ridiculed their prayers. I've steeled my heart against their sighs, Yet lured them to advance; By kindness bid their hopes, arise, Then entitled them by a glance. And now, Alt arc my feelings now! MY 'days of Triumph fled— Lovers no more before me bow, Lone, hapless, and unwed. In vain I sock a nmilo from those, Whoso vows I bncu hove spurned, Pity, contompt, and coldness show Where once afTection burned. I'm bated, shunned, despised by all, My youth and charms are gone; At home, abroad, at play or ball, I walk, sit, ride, alone. No joy from outward source supplied, WiMin an aching v : iid, OLT muidcns shun tho fatal pride That bath my hopes destroy'd. muoaalaaarauea. From tho New York Mirror. ONE OF LOVE'S STRATAGEMS. ♦ BOM•NCE IN BEAL LIVE. In the month of December 18—, a young man arrived from Paris at Dieppe, and took up his residence at 1' Hotel de 1' Eu. ' rope. lie was idle, had been fortunate, and the sole object of his stay was some little adventure, some ball•roum conquest where with to be employed, and whereof to be vhf.. %Yell, in the hotel, there lodged a ho,y, young, beautiful, and enveloped in all the undefinable attraction of mystery. No ono knew her ; she went neither to the baths nor to the bulls ; and she had not e van a servant with her to be bribed. All in , the hotel were raving about her beauty, her grace, and her dignified manner. At night they would steal up stairs to catch the tones of her voice, for she sang equisite 'ly. Our young Parisian's head was com pletely turned. To have such a neighbor, with the face, he doubted not of an angel— he knew she had the voice of one ; and yet neither to be able to see her nor to speak to her ; it was enough to drive him mad. He bought a guitar, and composed songs, where the word neighbor (voisine) served ns a rhyme to the word unknown (inconnue.) It was quite in vain, song and guitar wore equally wasted. At length he resolved on writing : a world of cupids , grapes, vases and roses adorned the border of the paper: the seal was of azure blue wax, and bole a dove ready for flight. The whole staircase was perfumed as he bore the scented epis tle to the servant he had paid to convey it. But the letter, and its half dozen successors, brought no reply. Our Parisian was seupi• %fled with astonishment : what ! had he, the utterly irresistable remained a fortnight um der the same roof with a young and beauti ful woman, and only learnt that she went by the name' of Madame Paul ; a name, too, which was not supposed to be her own! Love has many stages, end the young Frenchman had arrived at one very unusu• al with him, namely, melancholy. One day he was aroused from a discom gelato reverie by one of the servants, whom he had bribed to observe the motions of Madame Paul, running in to inform him that she was just gone down to the quay, to see a packet a hich was endeavoring to en ter the harbor in the teeth of a contrary wind. In en instant he was on his way to the quay. The sea was writhing under the influence of the stormy wind The whelk) town was gathered on the heights which commanded the coast, watching the vessel, which seemed in sheer madness, forcing its way despite the furious wind and the falling tide. The gale blew so strop , that the collossal erusifix of Notre Dade bon Se cours bent like a hazel wand; 'Twas a thrilling sight : the noble ship,'" inted with divers colors lighted up by ) ' d one of those chance raybi which stray o'er darkest seas, while the background wasformed by bar riers of immense black &buds, Now, the vessel, seemed lost in ,air, as it rode the ridge of some enormous; wave ; and then, again seemed lost in the abyss of waters. " It is the Northumberland, an American vessel," said an officer. "By our lady ! she carries the stars and stripes aloft with a gallant bearing. , Yonder is her captain disputing with a 'tall - man in naval uniform. Faith ! but)ho captain's right ; it is mad. nese to thibk - of entering the harbour in this weather. Still,, his tall companion insists; how can they risk such a noble vessel !" In advance of the oinwd, her feet on the wet and slippery,reAs, stood a female, im moveable, with her eye fixed on the naval officer, whot!n she could distinctly see by means of n•small telescope. Her graceful form told the Parisian it was his unknown. To catch sight of her face, he went knee deep into the water : he stood directly be fore her; but, so intent was her gaze upon the vessel, she saw him not. Seddenly a dark shadow fell over him ; the spectators warned him of his danger; the next moment a gigantic wave burst over hie head. He sank, struggled, rose, and, dizzy and drip ping, scrambled to tho shore, amid the laughter which his solely ensured. The first thing he saw was the beautiful un known laughing too. He cast upon her a supplicating look of reproach. She exten ded her hand to him. ~ Ah, how I blame myself," said she to him, in a low sweet voice : " it is for my sake you came; is it not so ?do forgive me." Our young Paris tan was now fairly out of his senses. At this moment a general shout announced that the ship had tacked : away she boun ded from the shore like a sea-bird over the waters. " Ah !" said Madame Paul, with a deep- 1 drawn breath and a peculiar expression of countenance, "so much the better. Ido not (turning to lier companion) ask if you love me, I know you do; I am sure of it Come at five o'clock to my room: I will order dinner for two. Do not fail; I must speak to you; to•morrow it may be too late." 'llrom that time till five o'clock he was it his toilet. Five struck ; he felt he was, as ever., irresistuble, and he hurried to his appointment. She was singing a wild sweet song when he entered ; and her back turned to the door, gave him an opportunity of observing, as she leaned over her guitar, the most exqusite shoulders, and the pret tiest shaped neck and head in the world. She rose with graceful confusion, and her long eyelashes fell over black eyes-black as Gulnare's when their light wakened slumbers of the pirate. She was now dres sed in white, her rich dad( hair wasgether ed up by combs of gold, her girdle was of gold also, and so were the massive brace lots on her arm, whose symmetry a scull). for might have modelled. They sat down To • dinner, -- and." all -rostraint floated away with the champagne : coffee, liquefy, and confidence come together. " My name is Allegro," said the beauti ful stranger. "I was born at Naples, and the revolution which deprived Murat of his crown, deprived my father, also of his collo try. He fled to America, carrying with bun, however, the best part of his wealth, ' which, from his solitary habits, accumula ted from year to year.—As my evil fate would have it, when I was on the verge of womanhood, he formed an acquaintance with a young Englishman, Sir George Walsingham, who soon acquired unbounded influence over him. My father died. God forgive my suspicions, if unjust, but his death was strange and sudden. On open ing his will, it was found that all his wealth was left to me, but on condition that I mar ried Sir George Walsingliam, who other wise inherited to my exclusion. I implored his mercy ; told him I never could return his affection ; and, at last, finding refusals and reproaches in vain, I fled hither with what money and jewels I had. Alas! ev en here he has pursued me I Sir George Walsingliam was the officer who urged the Northumberland to the dangerous trial of to-day ;in a few hours he will be here ; he will claim me as his wife; and what resource have I I Will you save me from a fate more horrible than death? With my life ! only tell me what to do," said Eugene, gazing on a face lovely as a dream. " You must stay here ; 1 will go to meet him, and be the first to propose a reconeil at ion. We will send fur the priest who will marry tie." " Marry you and Sir George 1" Yes ; you will follow us to church, and as we coma out, you will kill him." Kill bim " %Veil l'' ' But it will be an absolute murder, an assassination." Murder, and him ! it is a justice—a duty ; are you a coward 1" She rose from the table, the veins der-, kened on her white, brow, her cheeks col: oring crimson, and her eyes flashing, as if she, at least, knew not the meaning of fear. " But," said Eugene; pale with con tending passions, " what needs this mar. EMU 0 What ! let him reirql in my father's wealth, which I can only inherit as his Ho caught tho earnest gazo of her large k I I t dk ka ast Lz - • = • * me . -•- • The liberty to know, to titter, and to argue, freely, is above all other liberties."—Mu:nu 631.1; FS B R ft- P, 0 0 U• V S ,1 .VI I Ii 17 9 1 8 .1. ocb black eyes, the pleading of her beautiful lips; he caught her small white hands, and swore upon them to do her will. •'You must leave me now," said she, it is late ;" sho led him to the door, and, as it closed, he again niet those radient eyes, and surely love was in their long and lin gering. look. That night the hotel was disturbed by an arrival. The wind had changed, and the packet entered the harbor. Next morning Eugene learnt that Sir George ii'aisingham had come; he learnt, too, that orders had been sent to prepare the chapel fur a marriage. In vain he sought another interview with Allegra. A carriage at length drove to the door. Supported by a tall, dark, stern-looking man, Allegra was borne to the vehicle; Eugene followed it, and arrited just us the ceremony was con clueing. Sir George held his victim by the arm, and fixed his keen eye upon her with a cold and cruel expression ; she was almost hidden by her veil; but she wits trembling, and the little of her face that could be seen was white as the marble of the monuments around the chapel• The ceremony was at an end, and they were departing. Instantly the young Par• isian sprang forward and struck the groom on the face. "Liar, murderer and coward ! do you dare follow fuel" The Englishman started, and struck him n return ! ‘• For life or for death—yo Ors or mine !' cried Eugene, ifferiog, him one of two pA.3 tols. They retreated a few paces, fired, and both fell; Sir George was killed, the Pa risian dangerously wounded. He was car ried to his hotel, where he remained some hours insensible. At length he was able to s peak. His last recollection was see mg Allegra faint in the arms of the atten: dents. " Where is she 1" he _exclaimed eagerly looking round the room. •' Who, s►r?" " Allegra—Lady Walsiugham—•Madam Paul—where is she ?" ' She left town some hours since." " Gone !" and he sank back on his pil No message had been left, and no trace of her could be diseevered ; but one of the servants brought him a locket he well IT membered seeing jier wear round her neck that fatal evening. It opened a tth a spring, and contained the miniature of a singularly handsome young man ; but it was neither Sir George's Itheness nor Lis own I A SEVERE BILLIOUS ArrAcal.—One life certain and perhaps two; saved by Brand. rah's pills.—Every body knows i+ho has ever come down the Mississippi river, that there are spots where the bottom is either too near the top, or t he keels of the steam boats extend too far down to admit of easy navigation, or to use a more common mode of expression the boats draw too much wat er or the river is too lots.—This has been the case for some time pactdr a ug h t,atid was fait Case WWI.° the, staunch light running, cabin all.in.state•rooms; wire•till er- rope, double engine, and passenger steam boat Rusher, Capt. Go it, left a small vil loge high lip on ono of the western rivers for this city. She was full of passengers and every thing went on smoothly, the boat only occasionally kissing the bed of the river, until arriving at a treacherous sand • bar, where " three feet scant" brought her up as motionless as the oldest snug in the Mississippi. Every method was used to get her off that the ingenuity of the captain and ' hands' had knowledge of. They tried to " jump" the Rusher, over, but the distance was too far; they tried to drag her over, but she would'nt be dragged, and several days were thus passed in fruitless endeavors to get the boat off. The passengers, in the mean time, began PI grow fretful, uneasy and bi:ious, as all passengers will when confined on board a stationary steamboat ; but among them all no one appeared so restless as Col. Bluster, a man with Falstafr's size and with much of Falstaff's love of swaggering and antipathy to fighting. Sitting one day in the social hall, among a group of passengers, the colont , l commen ced railing at their ill•success in general and the carelessness of the pilot in running them ashore in particular. "If I was the captain of this boat," said he, " I'd flog the pilot the first thing, and I- did kick him a shore the next." ' You would, would you 7" said the exas perated pilot. "It takes a man to do that small job." I'd—l'd swallow you alive—l'd toma hawk you," said the colonel, apparently boi ng over with rage. "You bed—d," retorted the pilot, cool as a cucumber." I'd kill you—l'd throw you overboard," inued the enraged colonel. " You'd kill me 7" said the pilot, thrust :ng his hand significantly into his vest. " Yes, yes-1 mean with my fists," acid :ho colonel, throwing bin-it - golf into an atti ude a la Tom Crib or Jim Sanford.. " You'd better put it off," ejaculated the ulot, who now begun to look Bowie knives and pistols. It was now evident the hitter was not the 'least filehtened at cho smig• ":ig of the former, hut the way lie firm abqut his pockets was interestina In ruadoes, able t.t.!h not pat tioularly so to e colonel, wheso valor was on a leave of aVsence, or i:1.0 like Bob Acres' had oozed out of Li, flew cods- "If you want soy it, artir , •t * 11,e," cc !"i:. , 1,1 110. t% by at 800 who's afraid ?" at the same time aqua ring off. "You dirty rascal," said the colonel, who now 131. sin to haul in a little You dirty rascal, I'd annihilate you on the spot if I wasn't sick and bilious : I took a dou ble dose of Brandret li's pills this morning— they're saved your Nei" Thus was the life of the worthy pilot sa ved through tho instrumentality of a dose of pill.; taken by another man. If proof is wanting of their exceeding efficiency this fact is suflicient.—N. 0. Pecayune ....... • 411....-. HINTS TO FARMERS-APRIL (This article may appear out of season to some—but others will remember that it is well to think on these matters before. hand.) During the present month, farmers should endeavor as much as possible to get their land into the best condition for planting, for on this will depend in a great measure the SUCCe93 the crop. No pains should be spared to apply ma nure copiously to corn and potato° crops— the product,will abundantly repay the labor. TO the smaller grain crops, as for instance, oats and barley, manure should nut com monly be applied, as the benefits in such cases may not overbalance the injury. Wheat, which has been injured by the heaving of the frost, has in some cases been greatly hanefitted by passing a roller over it, thus pressing the roots again into the earth. New meadows should be rolled in the spring to render the surface smooth for MEM Plaster, to be beneficial to the greatest extent, should be sown on meadows early MEE Green sward, in order to be turned over neatly, should have the furrow slices shut in. Seed barley, by being limed and rolled in plaster has produced crors freer, from smut, in consequence of this operation, and yield ed larger products. The planting of locusts trees for timber ehould be more attended to. The seeds when should be previously scaled by pouring hot water on them and suinririg it to stand several hours—the swollen oresl should then be planted, and the others re- scalded :73mcks of peach and other fruit trees, should now be cut 111 Id trimmed. Every bud should b removed except the one in tended to grow. The soil round fruit trees which do not stand in cultivated ground should be spaded tv oOr three test on each side. This is absolutely necessary for young trees.. : The roots of peach trees should be exam- fined for the purpose of removing all the worms which may have eaten in the bark, and all the holes which appear should be searched to their termination.. Nye wish agflin to urge .upon farmers,the great benefit to • be derived from the culture of root crops—the amount of cattle food thus obtained is too much overloohed. fly good culture, many hundred bushels may be safe• ly calculated on exceeding, many times in value a good crop of hay from the Same quantity of laud. Drilling, instead of sow ing the seed, greatly lessens the labor of hoetng. • **- AMERICAN ENTERPRISE. Of a truth we are the strongest people! e know every thing by intuition; do eve n• thing without care, study or forethought. If we get into a scrape—well, what then? Who suffers? Ask your nett door neigh bor. Let a man appear to prosper in a particu• lar kind of business—no matter what—and our lives on it, in a twelvemonth he will have enterprising rieighb6ts l all around him, rushing head over heels iritti the same busi ness, at the rate of one failure a month. No matter what his pursuit was or theirs. Ile might be a bookseller, a confectioner, a hatter, a parson, or a distiller—any thing or every thing, and they might hare been tailors, or shop keepers, in the dry goods or grocery line, carpenters, or attorneys—it's all the same to them. Ifthere's money to be made, why shouldn't they make it as well as another? And into it they rush, head• long, like bulls into a china shop; and when the smash comes, as come it certainly will, e moment they are found out—then,what havo they to say fur themselves? Why, just nothing at aill "The times were so hard, and they wore so unlucky! How could they help it? Would you discourage enterprise?" The fools! They aught to be set in the stocks. "Every things by turns and nothing ong!" and this they call enterprise! This they arc blockheads to mistake for that far-seeing healthy and generous determine• tion to be something and do something in this world out of winch great mon proceed, like the stars at midnight, in a continued birth. Hence the waywardness and fickle ness of our people. Hence the fact that a son seldom or never follows the occupation of his father. Hence not one man in fifty continues for five years in the same kind of business, in the same partnership or the same shop. And hence the among other things of unprincipled and worthless newspapers—the heaviest too ev• er imposed upon n free people. Enterpri ses, forsoodd and literary enterprises! whereby all who have any thing to do with them, whether editors, proprietors, printers or paper-makers, ere ruined, nineteen times cut (.1 twenty. before they are wise enough t•, give up tr. despair and g o hang themselves hi a quiet ut:o:3leutatious ELOQUENT EXTRACT.—EDUCATION. We utterly repudiate, as unworthy, not of freemen only, but of men, the narrow notion that there is to be no education for the poor, as such. Has God provided for the poor a coarser earth, a thinner air, a paler sky Does not the glorious sun pour down his golden flood as cheerfully upon the poor man's cottage as upon the rich . man's palace ? Have not the cotta• ger'is children as keen a sense of all the freshness, verdure, fragrance, melody and beauty of luxuriant nature, es the pale sons of kings ? Or is nin the mind that° God has stamped tho Imprint of a base birth, so that the poor man's child Atiiiows with an unborn certainty, that his lot is to crawl, not climb. It is not so. God has not done it. Man cannot do it. Mind is immortal. It bears high or low—rich or poor. It heeds no bound of time, or place, or rank, or circuin• o-tarces. It asks but freedom. It requires but light. It is heaven born, and it aspires to heaven. Weakness dues not enfeeble —poverty cannot repress it. Difficulties do but stimulate its vigor: And the poor tallow•chandler's son, that site up all night to read the book which an apprentice lends him, lest the master's eye shall miss it in the morning-, shall bind the lightning with a hempen cord, and bring it harmless from the skies. • The common school is common, not an inferior, not as the school for poor men's children, but as the light and air is common. It ought to be the best school ; and in all works the beginning is one-half: Who does not know the value to the com• munity of the . plentiful supply of the pure element of water? And infinitely more than this is the common school, for it Is the fountain at which the mind drinks, end •it is refreshed and strengthened for its career of usefulness and glory.—Bishop Doane. ADVICE TO MEN IN DEDT.—Ascertain the whole state of your affairs. Learn ex actly how much you owe. Be not guilty of deceiving yourself. You may thus arm ! ken suspicions of dishonesty, when youY ih tentions were far otherwise. Deliberately and fully make up your mind, that come what will, you will prac.tice no concealment, or trick, which might have the appearance of fraud. Openness and candor bcinuntiriti respect among all good men. Remember that no man is completely. ruined among men, until his character is gone. Never consent to hold, as your own, one farthing which rightly belongs to others. Beware of feelings of despondency. Give not place for an hour to useless and enervating mel ancholy. Be a man. Reduce your ex penditures to the lowest possible amount. Care not to figure as others around you. Industriously pursue such lawful and haneet arts of industry as are left to you. An hour's industry will do more to beget cheei fulness, suppress evil rumors, and retrieve your affairs, then a rzionth'n moaning. If you must stop business, do it. soon enough to avoid the just charge of nn attempt to involve your unsuspecting friends. Learn from your present difficulties, the utter van ity of all earthly.things. SiNour,An CASE.--The following mitre tive of a most remarkable and distressing disease, is taken from the Tranacript, a pa per published at Amesbury, Mass. "Miss Lucy Harrington, formerly a red ident in Amesbury, recently, died in Cor nish, N. 11. She was sick thtee years and a half. and confined to her bed two years and five months. Several months previous to her death, her right hip was dislocated :by a contraction of the muscles, while she was sleeping quietly in her bed. Immedi atcly after this event, her bones began to break, and before her death they had bro ken nineteen times or more, in different parts of her body. At first, her ribs, then her collar bones, then her lower limbs, her under jaw, and the bones of her hand and feet. Their breaking was some times at tended with a noise, and at others not, and always preceded and followed by the most acute pain. The ends of the broken bones would sometimes for a day or two, grate together on being moved. Upon a post mortem examination, not a sound bone was foond. All was so softened as to be easily cut with a knife. When her bones began to break, the muscles of her lower limbs so contracted that they lay directly across her stomach and bowels. In this position, she remained until her death. Her body was so contracted that at one time she measured as she lay in bed only two feet and four in ches. She gradually install strength in her limbs, until she could only move slightly the ends of her fingers. She was forty-three years of age. Mac°Nsus.—Resolutions have been pas• sed in the legislature of this territory, pro viding for the holding a convention at Mad ison, on the first Monday in November, for the purpose of furthering "the adjustment of the southern boundary, and admission into the Union ol,the state Wisconsin on an equal footing with the original states in all respects whatever." ANOTHER BOUNDARY QUESTION.-A difficulty is likely to occur between Illinois, and the terriMry of Wisconsin, concerning the boundary. We observe a call in the Galena papers, for a meeting of the citizens of Jo Daviess county, to take the subject In to consideration.— Wheeling Gazette. . I ,believe that it was not a rib which God btirrowed from Adam to form Eve but his tongue, and that it is not our fault if we speak too much.' So says a pretty woman. N • Y. ,Signal. inorteakat Qvi zaao IROLITI:STA THE GAMBLEIIO.-A Vicksburg paper of the 15th ult. says: There was a great hubbub tha night before last Millis icily. Our city authorities resolved to drive i out the gainblers,biought up one P.. 1 Hearn, i before the mayor. He had been keeping In faro table in a room at the Southern [louse for two weeks, and Marshal Genrgo_ found him out. Ho was brought, , up and ordered to jail, in default of security for 3000 dollars, when he made his escape by giving "leg bail." Officer Shorkney fired tiller him twice,when be fell, and was caught and lodged in jail. The Southrons turned out to project the city from a mob; all was soon restored to peace and quietness. A warning is given to those not arrested to "nuzzle." GENERAL LAND Orrxcr.--• Prom the Annual Report of the C, ‘ 'orn . missioner of the General Land Ciffice,•it'atipeara that during the year ending Decelither 31, 1839, the quantity of Public Land sold amounted to 3,314,907 acres, the purchase money of which was $4,305,564. During the first and second quarters of the year 1839, the number of acres sold was 3,771,994, and the purchase money for the same amounted t 0.54,768,852. It will thus be seen that the sales for one half of the year 1839, exceeded those of the whole preceedlng year. This is the more remarkable from the consideration of the general scarcity of money in the country for the last twelve months. The year 1830 was distinguished for the large amount of sales of public lands. The entire pi oceede for that year from this source, amounted to more than twenty five millions of dollars, being about six times ns great as the amount received in IP3B, and probably five times as great as that received rn 1839. The quantity of land to be surveyed and brought into the market in 1840 and '4l,ia nearly fifteen million nine hundred thousand acres. . ~.. „ , Tin BOUNDARY , DISPUTE.—Hear Sides.—LThe Fredericton, N. B. ,Sentinel, .. of ,the 20th ult. in noticing t h e' reports of warlike preparations, remarks : -,• '• We cannot vouch for the truth of thine reports ; but there can be, little doubt that Her Majesty's Government is' determined to:exercise a becoming firmnese, with ref erente to the question of boundary ; and that'the recent examination of the territory H dispute, has satisfied it that the claims of Mains are founded in injustice' and must be proniptly and enetgeticalli' course the most likely to produce permit .nent peace between the two nations." The St. Johns Courier of the 22d, after noticing the charge ofdpplicity breug,ht by the Maine papers against Mr. Fort, says,: " We learn, 'verbally, that the ' Legista~ future of Maine, aware of the advantages of making •goOd . the charge of duplicity 11.• gninet the (Mash Minister at Washington, have deputed two of their number 'to pro ceed to the points in que'4tion, and examine into the facts, under oath, land make report immediately: • While the 4mericans ate taking so much pains to prove that Warlike preparations are making by the British, they must bo aware that the slate of affairs on their part calls for active and decided demonstrations en ours Not only have they kept un armed 'orce upon the territory, contrary 'to agree. ment, and opened roads through it,.but up to this time they have been continually strengthening their positions at Fort Fair field and Fish River, and have been convoy. ing cannon thither on sleds the present winter. With these facts in view, does it behovo the British to be idle? A week or two will bring us something more decisive on the subject than wo possess at present." LAZE:VI:M.—One fiery hot day a farmer went ito his mowing lot where he had hired a half dozen men to cut down the grass. Ho came upon them suddenly, and found them all laying down under an apple tree. Well,' said the indignant farmer, ' give art extra half dollar to the laziest fel low among you.' All jumped upon their feet to claim the reward, but one man, who laid still. Ah !' said the farmer, ' that fellow has won the money.' To which in. defence replied, ' Won't you put it in my pocket 1' Job was a patient man s though his temper was afflicted with divers ingenious tor• ments, But there were no newspapers published in the land of Uz, and Job was never stifled upon to perform the duties of an editor. Snrirame.—An Advertiser in a Provi• deuce paper, in describing a country seat, which he offers for sale, says—•' Amongst the other delights of scenery, the canal me andars through its banks, in lofty and ma. jostle splendor." Oh hush 1• It waa a saying of the Jewish Rabbi,tbat if tho sea were ink, the trees pen*, and the earth parchment, it would not be soirmient to write down all the praise duet() Golf for !Ebony. The Louisville Journal, in describing the death of an inobrrata by suicide ear bet "staggered into eternity!" —Wherre ertnAct be found words more awfully expreettVe of the drunkard? Thn N. 0. Picayune calls Santa Fe athei little mud built city that stands between eV. , ilization and the jumping airplane,' and rays that 'a kiss is n delicious dish, eaten tir tilk scutlet spoons.