*tar tostilita* itattstiirr GETTYSBURG, ADAMS COUNTY, PA VOL. 1 . X.--NO. 36.] THE GARLAND. Ith sweetest flosverseurich'il, •From various gardens cull'd with Care." IL 1 ) Alt 13 lin On the ..0.41C 9 P . or 'George P. alorris. Va/TTEN ON HEARING OF THE INTENDED DEBORA VON LitINKILIZ HILL. Workmen, spare that ground ! 'Touch oot a single clod ! Por every turf around By patriot feet was trod. 'T was there our gallant band Did war's dark torrent stein; 'Bore, let old Bunker stand A thonumnnt to them. That old illustrious hill, Whose glory.and renown The earth and ocean GII— And would 'you dig it down? Workmen, Jay down your spades Aud let.the hill alone; "T relit; the sleeping shades . 'Po-touch a single stone. When war had just be'gun Our fathers sookhl its site; 'ricochet' on itatop,they won, Here too, renown to fight. Wokottert,tho brave. fell here. • And some of Freedom's hand— Workmen, heed the patriot's tear, And tut old Bunker stand. Our heart strings round thee cling, Close at thy soil, old hill ! And burg may freemen bring, Their votive oil 'rings still. Old hill ! the storm still brave ! And..tverkmen, leave the spot If patriot tears Can save Your team shall berm it not. LPL 1S LP:.l)Wlttt ®IIIVo A Day among . the Illotm A DAY among the mountains—far m the hills is a passage in a man's life touching and mem: orable. The scene is strong with the original; primeval impress of nature, untouched by man or his works. We seem to stand directly in the pro• Bence of the Almighty, stripped of all flatteries and disguises ; the bold outlines and peaks of the hills, cleaving the silent motionless air, appear as His handwriting, legible in their majestic charac ter, and appalling in their sternness and solitude. Such as we now see them, they were beheld by the 'world's grey fathers,' bond and free, in the earliest poriods of creation. The eagle stilt buildi his nest among the cliffs; the torrent sull flashes down the ravine ; rho birch-troo, or the pine,waves over the precipice ; and the lake, visited by the red deer and the solitary water fowl, still bests its banks, rellecung the grey rock and the cloud : all utterly careless and unconscious of man, who Kerns an alien, an encumberance to the scene. The conquerors of the world subdued nations; but the mountains, like the banners of heaven, were Impregnable. Many . ati eye, now, dim, has gaied on them in silent wonder and admiration ; ninny a prayer. from hearth smote with reverence, or fear, or pen itence, the ilate remorse of love,' er of bumble ad oration, has been breathed at their base They remain, from ago to age, types of. the Everlasting, fulfilling their high destiny or awakening, purify ing, and exalting the human mind. A range of mounteina is sometimes as varied in shape, color, and shade, as a forest of old trees. bet us place ourrielves in the heart of the Glen. garry country, or. the : wild Monaliadlt mountains, in Iverness-shire. yob have, directly above the black foaming stream, or the glen of soft green herbage, a ridge Of brown breathery heights, not 'very imposing in form or altitude; then a loftier range, with a bluer aspect; a third, scarred with snow, and serrated, perhaps,. or peaked at their summits; then a multitudinoue mass, stretching away in the distance, agent's, pyramids, or domes, darkly blue, or ruddy with sunshine, the shadows chasing one another across their huge limbs, re. waling, now and then, the tail of n cataract, a lake, or the relics of a pine forest, once mighty in its gloomy expanse of shade, in the olden time. • • A panoramic' of meunteins, as if instinct with life and motion ! To call such a scene dull or. uniform—such a vast assembhige of Titanic forms, warring with the elements, or reflecting their 'splendor— as unlovely or unattractive, is a sacri lege and desecration of the noblest objects in cre ation. There are Glens in the Highlands of Scotland possessing, in their sheltered seclusion, all the richness and warmth of an Italiah-scene. Glen Urquhart has been termed the Tempe of Scotland; and Glen Winston,. with its numerous falls arid pools, and its richly wooded sides, is scarcely in ferior.. In n sunny day you feel as if in a wild Elysium. Bees, birds, and waters, sing and mur mur around you, and you seem to have the whole to yourself! : I"FarJa the son and summer gale," Woods and verdure only meet the eye. Tho ground is too scanty and uneven for tillage, .but the pasture, Is luxuriant. The goats and cattle graze among the rocks; the cottages on the heights —peasants' nests'—repose in light; and you con dude in your heart, where every harsh and world ly is hushed, that the sky could not bend over a more delicious prospect. Even Johnson, With all his town-bred and old English prejudices, acknowledged—he could not but feel—the influ. ence of such a scene ; and in one of the most pic turesque sentences he over wrote has thus record ed his sensations; "'As the day advanced towards noon, we enter. ed a narrow valley, not very flowery, but sufficient ly verdant. I set down on a bank,' such as a• romancewriter of B'inance would have delighted tp feign. I had, indeed, no trees to whisper over my head, but a clear rivulet streamed at my feet. The day was calm, the air was soft, and all was rudeness, silence and solitude. 'Before me, and on either side, were high hills, which by hindering the eye from ranging, foreed,tho mind to find entertain ment for itself." ' Near this spot Johnsen spent a night .t his en tertainment was of,,,,coursO humble; but the dough_ der of his host wasitot 'inelegant either in mein or dress,' and delighted her guest by telling him how much he honored her country by coming to •sur vey it. hal been at Ivernese to gain tho common female qualifications, and had, like her father, the English pronunciation. I presented her with a hook which I happened to havo about me, and should not be pleased to think that she forgets Inc." This latter spring' in the affections of the old moralist is a pleasing episode in his tour. Tho book, as the faithful Boswell records, was—Cock er's Arilliniclic! "Why, sir, if you aro to haVe hut one hook with yo 4 upon a journey, let it be a hook of science. When you have read through a book of entertainment, you know it, and it can do no more for you; but n book of science is inex haustible.' The maxim is just, but, like many others, easier to believe then to follow, We pre_ fir Sliskspenre, or Bacon's Essay's, or Words worth's Excursion, or a spell at the first six books of Paradise Lost, 'Pasturing on from verdant stage to stage.' But what has become of Johnson's Ganymede— the object of his rejuvenescence among the High land Hills 1 Dust, dust, most probably, and slumbering far from her own green glen in the West, in a still more Western region—the wilds of Americo. The site of.the" cottage where John son rested cannot now be ascortsined—the plough has passed over it; end it is believed that, shortly after the date of his journey, the innkeeper and his family emigrated, with many of their country. men, to Gonads. Somewhat more than half way to the Fall, we come to the in, or change-house of Whitebridge, mall but decent hostelrie, which is welcome as the shining forehead of a star in that gloomy wild. Having seen your borax cared for—and oats ac well as hay can be had—you should walk over the Inds to the South, a distance of five miles, to see tho Vale of Killen, a Highland Paradise, which has not unaptly been termed 'The Happy Valley.' It is an extensive abiding, encompassed by steep mountains, producing the richest pasture, and frequented for summer.graxing by all the critters and their cattle. Many a Celtic beauty here trims her snood, 'and trills a song to 'please her swain. The plan, two miles in length, is dotted all over with temporary huts ; some hundreis of cows are keys from Juno till Atigust, and the land flOws with milk, if not with honey. The verdant turf le altered from the plough, rastroque inhales,. a high mural rock bulwarks it on one aide, with les ser subsidiarieu of the same character; and a lake, with a atream'oozing out of it, waters and encloses the other 'aide.' Fragments of Celtic song and music have been preserved by this rural carnival in the Yule of Killen; and an eminent composer of these national melodies derived some of his sweetest strains from this pastoral sower. We passed some hourti in the dialipY Valley, 'As Idleness fancied in her drCaming mood.' among the dairy charms of the place ; and should not be pleased, as Johnson says, to think that cer tain inmates of the summer huts shoOld forget us! Scenery of a sterner character awaits us,— for the lofty, light grey rocks, partly yellow with li chens, which enclose the river Foyers, now come in sight. Some fields of arable ground intervene, and nothing can be more disimilar than the com plexion of Amt mossy stream immediately above the Falls, and the uppearenee it presents below them. "It was the excessive loveliness of some of the scenery there," says Professor' 'Wilson, oth4t suggested to us the thought of wiing to look what kind of a stream the Foyers was above the. Falls. We went, and to the quiet of a summer evening found it 'Was even the gentlest or all gentle things.' It winds peacefully among corn fields, green glades bloping from the birchen heights, and fairy nooks of pasture bounded by hedge rows. Nature delights in contrasts,. Smiles mingle with tears, grief with gladness, mercy with severity. Such seeming contradictions are part of her system. Shakespeare knew well the power of contrast (What in the whole arcane of nature did he not know I) in bightening effect, when lie prefaced the murder of Duncan with the sweetly touching description of the castle, where the temple-haunt ing marlet loved to build ; and when ho makes Shy lock redeem his nature from utter sordidness and cruelty by one burst of tenderness and feeling. "Tuba/. One of them showed me a ring that he had of your daughter far a monkey. Shylock. Out upon her I Thou tornirest me, Tuhal ; it was my tory:wise; I had it of teal) when I Was a bachelor ; I would not have given it for a wilderness of monker. Ali Paella was a man of extremely Mild man. nits and appearance, though he went on sacking, burning, and slaying, wherever it suited his put lose. Oliver Cromwell played some fantastic tricks, in mirth, with the pen and ink which he took up to emu the death-warrant of Charles. Napoleon indicted orders fur the theatres of Paris, amidst the mounting flames and crashing ruins of Moscow ; and such moral contrasts, such blend- ings of opposite qualities, aro constantly going . on and pervading all nature. The river Foyers . , then, without further dalliance or digression; presents 'Thc torrent's smoothness ere it dasb ft is precipitated tit the Greet Fell through a ner row aperture, and descends in one body, thunder ing down in foam. The descent hes been desert bed as two hundred feet: it is not quite ono hun. dred, by measurement. Ilut so vast is the cavern that lowers around, perpetually wet, end drench ing the spectators with spray, so awful is the noise, so striking and rugged tho rocks, that you feel the spirit of solitude could not have chosen .a more -majestic.temple. We saw the Fulls in perfection owing to the previous rains. The whole depths of the Vale was filled with spray, rising like an exhalation ; and the sun's rays, shining through the vapor, made a splendid rainbow—a double arch, one high up, stretching from the top of the gloomy cavity to the surface of the waters—the other directly over the foaming surge below, mix ing with it, as it seemed, yet preserving its Wand ful distinctoest and continuity-- 'A sun-burst is the storm of death.' But let us listen to the noblest description of a waterfull that.ever was written. Substitute Foy. ern for Velino—tho word is not quits, so ouphonous —apd the stanzas apply as well to the great scot 'ish Fall as to tho.'4Coacata del marmore of Terri: 'The roar of waters!—from tho headlong bight Velino elenves.the wave-worn precipice , The fall of waters rapid as the light The flashing mass foams, shaking the abyss ; .. . The hell of w aters e !, where they howl and hiss,- And boil in endless torture; while the sweat " Of their great agony wrung out from th is Their Phlegetlion. curls round the rocks of jet, That gird the gulf around, in pitiless horror set. ,o nd mounts in spray the skies. and thence again. Returns in an initteasfn; shower, which mind teLyazuzzoGair cattzagypaerivo WlltiareAtifl2ll2 tip ataapa4 With its unempticd cloud of :gentle rain, • Is an eternal April to the ground, Making it all one emerald. How profound The gulf ! and how the giant clement From rock to rock leaps with delimns bound, Crushing the cliffs,which,downward worn and rent With his fierce footsteps,y4l in chasms a fearful yen "To the broad column which rolls on, and shows More like the fountain of an infant sea Torn from the womb of mountains by the throes Of a new world, than only thus' to be • Parent of rivers, which flow gushingly. • With many windings, through the vale, Look back Lo, where it comes like an eternity, As if to sweep down all things in its track, Charming the eye with dread—a matchless cataract "Horribly beautiful! But on the verge; From side to aide, beneath the glittering morn, An Iris sits, amidst the infernal surge, Like Hope upon a deadth-bed, and'unworu • Its steady dyes, while all around is turn By the distracted waters, bears serene Its brilliant hues, with all their beams unshorn ; Resembling, 'mid the torture of the scene, Love watching Madness with unalterable Of all our living poets, Wordsworth is most thoroughly imbued with the spirit of the moun tains. 'By contemplating antiquities, the mind itself becomes antique,' says Livy ; and by gazing fo; half a century on the calm and majestic as• peel of his native vales and rocks, Wordsworth has imbibed, in his inmost soul, their sublime and natural simplicity. Their various forma and' col ors seem painted on the retina of Ins mind, us with a pencil of spn-beams. The very diffusiveness of his sty le and diction ie in perfect keeping : it breathes of the long drawn solitary vale, stretch ing away; in its entire calmness, under a trail of bright and sunny clouds. There is no intrusion of incongruous thoughts or objects—no 'affected point or epigram. All nsturo seems to'listen while ho speaks, as one commissioned to dellier her oracles and responses to the human ;heart. Campbell spent some of his early and fresh yeark among the wild secluded scenes of. the Hebrides; but he was then a student, treasuring up knowl edge, rather than writing from a fulltnind of What he witnessed and felt. Traces of his residence in the Highlands abound in his works ; they ore beautiful, :rut transient- , ldelicately distinct and vivid, as the features cut out on an ancient cameo, but not coloring the whole of his mind, or influ encing the direction of his genius, as in the case of Wordsworth. His stanzas on revisithig , the river Clyde are conceived in a fine vein of medi tated poetry ; but what are they .compared with Wordsworth's lines on revisiting Tintern Abbey I The older bards of England saw mountain scenery chiefly through the spectacles of books. Spenser must be excepted ; for, pastoral like, he describes himself as keeping his flock under the foot of the mountain Mole, amongst the shade of greeri by the shore of Mulls. Shakspeare drew Arden forest from his recollection of Charlecote l'ark but assuredly, he never sojourned among the' hills. Even Malone could not trace his steps beyond the Severn or Ma Tweed: Milton bad passed ~ t he Pyrenean mountains and the Pu;" Anion returned to . .blow a dolorous and a jarring blast.' The tempest past over; and he sat in his little'par tor, in the Artillery Walk; . painting in imagina tion the scenes of Paradise,' and blessed with vis ions of angels ascending and descending : after. wards he led his divine eremite into the wilder. aces, where the woods and mountains appeared "More fresh and green, After a night of storm, moruntous." but ho discoursed.as the poet and the scholar, familiar with all humeri learning, but not as . one familiar from habitual study with the volume of nature. .11ryden and Pope were yet, 'fliorts.sliifi cia.7—but how rich are the gifts that genius confers on her votaries! Their solitude she peoples with forms of loveliness and delight— their abodes, •in populous city pent,' she irradiates with visions of nature, : finer than oven a Claude or Salvator host' could transfer to canvass. Southey visited the Foil of Foyers, in compan,y, with the late Mr. Tenon! ; the one surveying like an engineer, and the other like a poet, the line of the Caledonian Canal, with its tributary streams and valley. The laureate does , not seem to litiv:e been inspired by the Fall. Burns burst forth into voluntary numbers on witnessing the scone; but Burns did not always shootwith the bow of 'Dips.: ses, and his heart was amidst his Lowland braes even when ho stood on the Green Point of Foyers. "Prone'down the rods the whitening sheet descends, And viewless Echo's ear, astouish'd, rends." Viewless Echo's ear ! A poor and cold conceit, bard of Doon, to represent the thunder of the tor rent in that depth profound. But the poet ends ;tigorously and picturesquely— " Dins seen, thro' rising mists nod ceaseless showers, The hoary cavern, wide surrounding lowers, Still through the gap the struggling river toils, And still below the horrid cauldron boils." "The 'Fall of Foyers," says Wilson, "is the most magnifleient cataract, out of all sight and hearing, in Britian. The din is quito loud c. nough in ordinary weather; and it is only in or. dinary weather that you can approach the place, from which you have a full view of its grandeur. When the Fall is in flood, to say nothing of being drenched to the skin, you are so blinded by the sharp spray smoke; tuid so deafened 'by the dash. ing and clashing, and tumbling and rumbling thunder, thlit Sim' condition is far from enviable, as you cling," 'lonely lover of nature,' to a shelf, by no means eminent for safety, above the horrid gulf. In ordinary Highland weather—meaning thereby weather neither very wet nor very. thy— it is worth walking a thousand miles for one hour to behold the Fall of Foyers. The spacious cavi ty is enclosed by'.coruplicated cliff's and perpen. dicular precipices' of immense height; and though for a while it wears to the oye.a savage aspect, yet beauty fears not to dwell oven there, And the horror is softened by what appears to be masses of tall Andra, or single shrubs almost liko trees. 'And they are trees, which on the level would look even stately ; but as they ascend, ledge above ledge, the wells of that awful chasm, it takes the eye time to see them as they really are, while on our first discernment of their character, serenely spading among the tumult, they are felt on such' sites to be sublime?' Emerging from.the cavity of the Fall, by, the ?..igzag path cut out of the crags, and overhUpg! with birch, mountaio-asti, and abler tress, we see, from the natural terrace ' or elevation of the road, the spacious bosom of LOch Ness, into which the troubled Fall has poured its waters—the blue mountain of Mealfourvonie, shaped like a dome— a St. Paul's in the wild—and, descending towards the South, groves of Weeping birch and green fields, won from the waste, .110 which the power ofeoltiratioo pa- FE.071121,R618 ,ND FREE..)] MMMF.T►IMIN I M 11'` A landscape of soft serene beauty has succeeded to tho Alpine grandeur of the Fall. Its murmurs aro still hoard, but its terrors have vanished: the sun is shining joyously over all the wide scene— lake, verdure, wood, and rock. The road on wards to Dimness is one of singular beauty. High rocks are on one side, and the lake on the other ; both fringed luxuriently with lurch, sparkling and fragrant, like an avenue leading to some baronial mansion. We pursued our way in silence along the shores of the magnificent lake, catching glimpses now and then, through the trees, of its bright wa ters, and rejoicing that we could still derive so much happiness from a Day among the Montt- WOMAN'S PIRIVUTEISS. "irshe will, she will— You may depend ou 't ; Mahe wont, she ',lint— And there 'a on cud on 't!" A case of a novel character occurred yesterday in the United States Circuit. Court at Providence. The Providence Courier sayeu—A young lady of a very interesting appearance,and respectable chinr. acter, was brought up by the marshal for refusing to be !morn, and to give her testimony before the grand jury. Justice Story addressed her in a very eloquent and respectful manner; and with the kindness of a father, urged upon her the duty and the necessity of persons giving tcsdniony to Pro mute the cause of justice, and the Public safety.— He informed her, that, however painful to him,the lays left no discretion for him to exercise; and that, it she persisted in her refusal, the only course he could pursue, was, to commit her to jail, and to keep her there till she should consent to take the oath. True to her woman's nature, she replted instan ter, and without hesitation, that shr.would go to Jail rather than be sworn, and was condemned ac cordingly. It seems that a young gentle Man whose addrebses she was not inclined to favor, had writ ten her two letters, which she suffered to remain in the post off ee: Another young gentleman Wok one of the letters from the post officeind delivered it to the lady, who received it with the seal brok en, and the_young lady was summoned by the let ter writer, as a witness against the letter bearer, and from some cause best known to herself,_she refused to make oath. Since the above was in type, we learn that tho young lady has bern liberated, and has returned to her friends. ---Boston Traweript. The Reality of Xaiure. The lowest order of description, perhaps, is that of external objects—and even, in this how few persons succeed ! Here, certainly, judgement and taste, qualities purely mental, are employed; but , who has attempted the description of outward ob. jecta does not know from experience that the page often halts from the mere want of expression Ttai see all before you—you have not, as in the description of internal objects, to seolt out invisi ble connections, forme, and colors, and give palpa- . batty to airy nothings. you have to do is to: express in forcible words the effect. produced on' the imagination by a group of objects wending be fore you, and their mutual dependence on each other. But though apparently easy, how 2 often difficult to accomplish 11 . A friend of ours, not deficient in the power of expression, has often mentioned, as a proof of the extraordinary beauty of nature—and the truth is a striking one—that he stopped for nearly on hour ono night, looking at the moon shining through a broad rift in the clouds. The place was of all others the most fa vorable to stir the imagination, and mould its working into words. He stood oti - the summit of a huge rock called the Tunnel, onthe beautiful road leading from Killarney to Konmare—the hike below was without a wave, and the universal stillness uninterrupted, nave by the welcome mel. ody of a distant bugle starting the echoes of the Eagle's Nest. Before him the magnificent range of the Reeks was covered with a mass of dark va. por, whose blackness was, however, beautifully relieved by the delicate chasing of silver around its edges. Suddenly the thick ' darkness gave way, and the full moon burst out in se flood of glory, realising Hornet's nobly description of •an Asiatic night : 'As when the moon, refulgent lamp of night, O'er heaven's clear azure spreads her sacred light When not a breath disturbs the deep serene, And not a cloud o'ereasts the solemn 1110C11e--. Around her throne the vivid planets roll, And startunnumbered gild the glowing pole ; O'er the'dark trees a yellower verdure shed, And lip with silver every mountain-head.' This was a sufficiently inspiring sight, and be on. detivored to frame, with the objects before him, a description such as would convey a correct matter. of-fact notion of the scene, but was obliged to aban. don the attempt in dsspair. How A MAN' TELLS 'WHIN ABOUT TO OLT 31.tartign.—It is said to bo a serious thing for a girl to leave mamma,• and entrust herself to the keeping• of tho man of her heart. No doubt it is so, but we promise to show that even the sterner sex cannot surrender up their singleness without misgivings and trepidation. In the first place, then, the victim of matrimony feels that be must surrender up the companions with whom he hoe so long held close communion —his evenings, instead of being spent at the club or the engine house, must be devoted to a charm. ing young creature, whose guiltless heart must find very different entertainment from that to which he has been accustomed, But this is not all. Ho knows that after he has became hound in the silken cord of matrimony, he is no longer_ a welcome visitant in those circles, wherembile free, wreathing smiles and glowing eyes strove to wreath a net for his feet. lie knows that while a 'bachelor is welcome wherever ho goes,' a married man is regarded as ono .dead---and crossed off the boaks, no longer 'available' twill° fair. In addition to all these. un. happy circumstances,. ho has become the head of a family. Then 'Throng the busy shapes lutolis mind,' of silks and calicoes, doctors' bills, and duns of debt that he never reaped the benefit of. Like the horse in the mid, he has tasks to_perforha for oth ers. He is no longer free to embrace poveUy or wealth. No wonder that the young bachelor looks sad, when the time of hia.embralmont approaches. No wcnder that, with au ungel at his side, he looks woefid BY ROBEitT•WHITE. MIDDLETON 'The Miming is from a London edition of a Proverbial Philosophy, a book of thought and ar• gument, by M. F. Tupper, Esq., M. A., a work of singular merit.--( U.. 3, Gaz. LONE. There is a fragrant blossom that makoth glad the garden of the heart. . . Its root lieth deep: it is a dollcaie, yet lasting ea the lilac crocus of autumn ; Loveljpess and thought are the dewa that water it morn and even ; Memory and Absence cherish it, as the balmy breathings of the south: • • - ' Its sun is the brightness of afrectinn ; and it bloometh in the borders of hope. Its companions are gentle flowers, and the briiir withered by its aide. I saw it budding in beauty ; I felt tho magic of its smile; The violet rejoiced beneath it; the rose stooped clown and kissed it. And I thought soma cherub had planted there a truant flower of Ednn. • • As a bird bringeth forth seeds that they' may flourish in a kindly soil; I eaw, and asked not its name, 'Anew no lan- guage was au wealthy, Though every heart of every clime fintletit its echo within. ' kW yet what . 01011 say I Is a sordid man ea pablo of—Lcib Or he that seeketh strange women, can he fee its purity 1 Longing for another's happiness, yet often des troying its own : Chaste, and looking up to Ciod,. as the fountitin of tenderness•and joy ; Quiet, yet flowing deep, as the Rhine among Lasting, and knowing not change—it walketh with truth 'and sincerity. If the love of the heurt it :Alighted, it buddith not again ; If that pleasant song is forgotten, it is to be learnt nn more; Yet often will thought look back, and weep over early affection ; And the dim notes of the pleasant song will'be heard as a reproachful spirit, Moaning in "Bolian strains over the desert of the heart, Where the hot siroccos of the world hey. with ered its beak. RULING PASS/ON STRONG IN DEATI As an instance of the ruling passion, strong in death, it is • related of Chesterfield.that, being on his deathhed and visited by his physician, Day miles, the last words ho uttered, upon seeing that gentleman enter his chamber, were to his servant thin—“ Give Day'rolles a chair !V, • Mai apropc to this ('speaking of guns I') we remember the dying remark of a famous punster in Boston by the name of Siqourney. As Sigourney was ex piring in the presence of his doctor, a servant en tered arid c dled the phisician out, saying in a low voice, 'ail. man' has fallen down the well !" But •thgourney overheard the appalling ii.formationi and painfully lifting up his bead, inquired with a scarce audible whisper 7 —"l say, Doctor—did' ho kick the bucket ' A n x ksoN bit 4101 NO TO CIICOOII.-13urgot, the German poet, satirizes the sleepers at' ehereli in an epigram which we have not seen trenslated: Here ie version ofit . „ '“All the night long I have not'slepla wink, On Sunday morning said a hinguicl fair; 'Ti. hard—but I will creep to church, I think, And possibly may doge a little there." TAL nser.snsTtois. "My charmer I would die for thee, If thou would'at only live for me!" 'Alt ! do !" replied the dark-eyed elf, "I never liked to die myself." A usslrrtruz. Trsotiotyr.—Ono of our brother editors very -visely says, that if beauty be vroman'a weapon, it must be feathered by the Graces, point. ed by the eye of Discretion'and shot by the hand of Virtue. ' Etoctxxisca ow womair.—Addison had a very exalted opinion of the eloquence of women. Ile says—Mere women admitted to plead in courts of judicature, I am persuaded they would carry the eloquence of the bar to greeter heights then it has yet arrived at. If any one doubts this, let him be present at those debates which frequently arise among the ladies of the British fishery." PORITIVEITIMS.—Sterne nays, positiveness is e !nod absurd foible; for if in the right, it lessens our victory ; if in the wrong, it adds ahemo to our defeat. A pavnisivr strivarrr.—The following singular circumstance is said to have lately occurred at Da. den. A young Austrian count having had uncom. mon good luck at roulette, brought home and carefully locked up thirty thousand forms, (ahout siztj-five thousand francs.) When he rose in the morning, not only his gold was gone, but, to his astonishment, his old faithful servant, Fritz, was missing also. In about a week's time, to his surprise, Fritz made his appearance. "And where do you come from'!" said the count.—" From Vi enna." "What have you been there kir, end what's become of my money 1" "Why, sir, I thought you would play again, and loose your money ; so I took it home, and here's your fath er's receipt for it." A TUU) OENTIAM•II.--“Massah Dash," says eutree, ""ho be one real gemman : he gib me half a dollar for brush his boots, three quarter dollar to hold his ho.ss, and whole dollar for Celli& hiM gem man; and he be real gernman and no mistake." • DINTEUEINT NODES OP PIIITISIIICEPIT.-11l the French' navy, they punish refractory . aailota by dapping' their claret. The English and Ameri can officers, on the contrary, punish by drawing fhe claret from their sailors. ;. . BBAUTTIPCIL CompAnisotro=-An eastern editor in describing a country dance, says ;-,—“The gor geous strings of glass beads now glisten on the heaving bosoms of the village belles, like polished allies resting on the delicate outface of--sperm errfe fit/ Mrfirifr:C .!" CWIIIOLL: NO: 452. BEAU rIFUL COMPARISON.—Ovid finely corn pares a broken fortune to a falling column ; the lower it sinks, the greater weight it is obliged to sustain. Thus, when a man's circumstance. are such, that ho had no occasion to borroW, he finds numbers willing to lend him; but ohoUld his wants bo such that he sues for a trifle, it is two to one wliether ho may be trusted with the sinallest sum. roger ♦T3cosrucna,-".4moking in Holland," says the Boston Post, “is so com Mon, ; that, when a party meet in a room and any ono present is wanted, the waiter goes round with a pair of bel lowsand blows the smoke from before each face, that ho may diatingtvith the individual called tor." Snowr AND swear.—A correspondent in Tex. is writes as follows "You wiahto know all the news. All I Can telt is this--Lamar is to be Pres. °dent, and I am married." .Dl/11CIIINT W %WINO 'Ttli IRANI TOMO. —l'.roy, excise inc;" said a welt-dressed .young niah to All you'lg lady in the second ties of Ivrea at the theatre, nr wish to go up stairs and get some refteshinont—don't leave your seat.". A sailor seated in the box near his sweetheart, and disposi ! cd to do the same thing, rose- and said, 4.Harkee, Moll, I'm going aloft to wet my whistle, don't fall overboard while I am gone." A NSW WIT TO Q.IIIMOSI TIMIST.-41 a cattail' •village lived.' very honest farmer, who, having la number of men hoeing in a field, went to see how his work went on. Finding one of them sitting still, he reproved him for idleness. The man an swered, "t thirst for the apirif."---oGrog, you mean, I suppose," said the farmer; •but if the Bi ble teaches you to thirst after the spirit, it says, also, 'hoe. , every one that thirsteth!' " • The Hopkinsville Gazette says, that a splendid scheme of swindling is now in oper ation at a little plate called Feliciano, in this State, West of the Tennessee river. A large quantity of notes have been struck, purporting to be bank notes on the' South Western Real Estate. Bank of Kentucky, signed,F. Cayce,• pree't N. Moss, Cash'r. Agents are said to-be bustly engaged in all directions, putting them , in circulation• upon the, beet terms they cane -Louis. Jour. At a late meeting of the Synod of Ohio. the Presbyteries of Athens and Maritreece ded Isom the Synod: , These Presbyteries belong to the new s'chool. The Presbyteries of Wooster, Columbus, Lancaster and Rich land adhere to the old school. Te Goon To es LOST.—During the choice of representatives in Roxbury on Wednes day, the lamp lighter of the town was obset ved to be actively engaged in aiding the election of A. Hi Everett. As he was known to be a staunch .W big; hie' proceedings oc casioned no little surprise. But on his friends inquiring the cause of this extraordinary conduct, he explained it in a very satisfac tory mariner. "Gentlemen," said he, "I know what 1 am about. Everett is se anxious for an office. that nothing is too low for him,and if I don't stieceect in getting him in as representativo,'4 will: next be trying to get my office of town'lairip-lighter away from me; and so 1 am helping him now all 1 can in self.defence."[Bost. Atlas. The last case of absence 'of mind, Is that of the Loco Feces of New York. Think ing that they were rowing the Whigs up Salt river, they woke up and found that the Whigs had landed them at the source of that celebrated stream. But the very latest case, is that ofa Foco paper in Boston that actually belieige: his party has achieved a great victory in Massachusetts! THE WHH; SHOWER!—The New York Evening Post, (Loco Foco) thus announced to its partizan readers the overwhelming de feat of the Administration: ''ls that shower over yeti" said Charles to a friend,whom he had tell six months before at Killarney, under the rainy sky of Ireland. . 4.1 s that shower °liar yetr say we to ourseliia, as wo untold one after an other the journals from the country, and the letters of our correspondents, announcing majorities for tho Whig ticket in the interior counties. No, the shower is not over yet; it rains cats and dogs in the western coca. ties of the State, and Seward is Governor by a majority of ten thousand." "THE CASE 18 WITH Tilli Junr."—The Globe speaks of Gen. Jackson's "noble lib. eralityP General Jackson will. die some of these days, and we cannot say then what we think of him, because the newspaperp will ull talk about “deraortuis," 4'c. W hilo we have the chance, then, we may as well contrast our opinion with that of the Globe; which is, that a mcsner and more contract ed political tyrant than Gen. Jackson never Used. Let the unprejudiced and impartial historian fifty years hence say which °ping. ion is correct.— Alex. Gazette. • RAISING THE WIND.—The jiotes of the Planters Bafik of Missicsippi, guaranteed by the IT: S. Bank of Pennsylvania, payable in 1840, '4l, and '42, and drawing interest at the rate of 'seven per cent, were yester day offered in Well street atpar to the amount of a million and a half of dollars, and we understand some of them were sold, buyers selecting those having the longest period to run. The Whigs,att i their lateeelebratioa here, raised their flag to the summit of n tall and 'beautiful oak, which theycalled the tree of liberty. In the coureeof the following night all the bark wee stripped °lithe tree and its branches chopped off by the bees. What mean the locn.fixo curs by berls. P l gvp 44 1 CPC .ir 7"-^ .^ t .