SY ROMORT WWII] 2CIDIDIMP2OII.I 7 131:13M CiME3LIIAT.Mo -"With sweetest flowers eurich'd. From various gardens cull'd with care." /UWE TUE BALTIMORE MONOMENT. Farewell, Eliza! By Mrs ? Lydia Jane Pelrson. Farewell, Eliza ! 0 forevermore ! This fickle heart Inis wandcr'd far from you I thought I lov'd you, but that dream is o'er, - - 'Twos ranty only that my bosom knew. Farewell, Eliza! since I love thee not, "Fwer.o sacrilege to link my hand with thine; For what enjoyment could attend thy lot, If I with frozen heart should call thee mine Yarowell, Eliza f shed no tears for me; Nor let my falsehood wring thy gentle breast, Some faithful youth may yet be dear to thee, And thou may'st live in love supremely blest. Farewell, Eliza! and remember still Thy love though faithless, is unhappy too; .By luckless love betray'd to every ill, jie finds not happiness inleaving you. R . arewe I I , once more Eliza I We must part ! .May blessings ever on thy footsteps wait; 'or .me, I watch with agonizing heart, The hidden mandate of mysterious fate. EBriillaiti`C.)l24o ~ TBE .SICOVEZ-88T. •DT BEZZON Z. um.. "Bpl4l Britain we are now on Shooter's fill." &nm The Rev, Dr, W was chaplain to the ,Countess of .Elgin, when that lady resided at .Shrowsbury House,Shoorer's Hill, with her pupil, the Princess ,Ctuirlotte of Wales. The learned and pious Doctor, ,in addition to his clerical duties, had the honor ,of .assisting in her Royal High ,ness's early education; for this office a competent salary was allowed, .which he received in London, ovary half year, ,from thesp,pointed agent. - It was on the occasion of one of these visits to town, that he .bethought. him of certain sums due . to him from the ,parents.and guardians of the lads, whom he was .in ,the habit of prepanng for their first military appointments,* as gentlemen cadets, ."teaching their young ideas how to shoot," by theoretically .expounding the .science of gunnery, jn which he well knew they would soon have no Jack of practice. Taking advantage, Accordingly, of his trip to London, he gathered in the sillier, from most of the sources whence itought. naturally to flow; so that the sum-total of the collection formed a very considerable uconsideration," hut his call on tha various parties concerned detained him in the me tropolis till nearly ten o'c!ock of a clear, though starless and moonless night, early in January. I am thus particular, at my outset, to avoid the necessity for explanations or repetitions, when once my worthy divine has commenced his jour ney bometvard. gee he does so,' it behooves me to describe himself and equipage. • At wit once said to me— " Dirk grey's the beet hue, all experience teaches, If not for hair, for homes, eyes, and—pantaloons." Ho "might have rhymed," but this should-have been couplet gives a tolerable idea of the close covering to the Doctor's well-formed head, and of the deep.set eyes, of piercing twinkle, which lit up a. visage wherein intellect, benevolence, and the she gravity of his calling, blended with an almost ,-hUrnorous cheerfulness, which rendered him, out elf school, the best raconteur amongst us—l must not say story-teller, for Dr. W— was all truth and orthodOiy. ,Orthodox was he, not only as re garded all articles of religion, but in those less numerous of his own attire. The suit of sables, though of the meek exemplary broad-cloth, and bearing evidence of the hand of a Master—tailor, was scrupously, simple in its fashion; knet..-breech es, with silver buckles, incased his nether limbs, Ankatied (at home) by speckled silk stockings • (dark grey again) and well-polished shoes; but • • :.'.'whenever - he travelled the Doctor wore boots— nor joekey, nor Hessian, nor jack, but cut round in a etraighl:lhie at'the top, shaped somewhat like ..fearrenadeir,'and :high 'enough to meet his lower Isannentti . . ,. ;„ plaited stock encompassed his neck ; his hat wait of the most preplan shovel pattern, /ooped up,it the sidea,, so ae l in narrow the back Part, and lend additional dignity' tolhe broad brim which shaded his brow; nor woe the silk rosette too large, or 'too small, by the tithe ofar' inch. Broad-briMined too, .may I call his pne-honie chaise. - Roomy, cumberous; with htigti;leatheni head; it was what his friend's called a gocid sensi ble chese,. mid what 'chaise Could be Sensible without,a bead I Could such a piece of antiqui ty, howev'ever;jrzlooki on now, by our •modern scientific designers of carriages, they woUldscarce ly believe in its having been driven "anytime this thousand yearsr. but of . .one thing, I am certain, that they wouldnot accuse& it of fiver hiving been too giggish even for a - doctor'.of divinl4. The animal who drew rtes Ponderous though -convenient vehicle was fifteiVhy nature to his fate; sleek, well-fed, sedate as arch-bishop's mule; be iirpUitliot of a Greenwich rail-road; nor of the bd now to be, witnessed thereon; but like a sagacious (as most of your slow and sures arti,) iletided thatlthe only safe and pleasant rate of travelling for bili veined master was brown Georgea's own pace of four mike an hour. At a livery 'stable on. the Surrey side of West- Minster Bridge, Di. Wy. eput up" his equi < , page, whenever, he came-to town; but the ostler, on hearing his, order to,upot to," at ten o'clock, exclaimed, cordially-- ioDear heart alive! who'd a thought it sir ',— Why, I Madiroure, Sir; you was agoing to stop in London all night. I've been in three minds about littering down old Gregory and giving un his sup s, per. I never know'd 'e so back'ard Noose, your rev'rence. The Lord sand 'e safe home to your wife and fiimilY i -for you've a baddish bit to go; confested with them as don't stand on no trines. d Money or life' is all them chaps do say !" This good-natured friend's" broad hints as to the perils of the road failed to deter the stout Doctor from seating himself in his chaise, which he drove out of the yard, to the accompaniment of honest Jim's repeated warning , -- • "Mark my words, Master! you may wish you'd took a fool's advice; butLuda massy send 'e safe borne that's all the harm Ido wish 'e !" Steady George soon brought his matter to the "I WISH NO OTHER HERALD, NO OTHER EIPRARER OF lIT LIVING ACTIONS, TO HEEIP . /AIRM HONOR PROM CIORRIIPTIONan+4IIARF; turnpike, about half a mile beyond the Bricklay er's Anna, At the sound of wheels the collector issued from his minute mansion, recognised the traveller, put his foot on the stop of the chaise, and leaning forward, whispered-- • "Be on your guard, Sir ! They are out to night !" . Thus satisfying his conscience, he flung open the gate, closed it after the driver, and re-entered the toll-house. The lovers of white bait, the visitants of fair or college, now Lind almost one continuous street from London to Greenwich ; but at the time with which I deal not more than three houses, and those off the road, existed between the turnpike just left behind, and the Centurion at Deptford. Nursery-grounds and asparagus-beds occupied the way-sides, and, in , Booth; to quote our raven , Jim, it was a ..baddish hit." Yet the ostler's croakings had not affected the Doctor, as did the brief em phatic caution from him of the pike against those of the pistol. His anxiety was now awakened for the “great charge" ho carried, and next to the cer tainty of being met by some moon's minions, such as, before and since the immortal attack at Gads hill, have conspired t 6 confer upon this district a redoubtable and by no means desirable notoriety. Yet the Doctor bad promised Mrs. W— to sleep at home ; and, could ho ever have broken his word, he must have kept faith in such a case. So feeling, as became him, that whatever might hap pen must be for the best, he heroically concluded his mental soliloquy with "I care not what man can do unto me !" Nevertheless, it was not without a sense of alarm that lie presently beheld two horsemen a few pa ces before him, proceeding at almost a walk, appa rently in earnest conversation. What was to be done? Returning were as te dious as going o'er ; besides, he had resolved to brave all danger and push on. Therefore, jerking the rein to stimulate the exertion of his trusty nag, he was shortly a step a-head of the equestri ans, who saluted him with a °Good night," in such hearty, honest tones, as well nigh disarmed suspi cion, In return for their courtesy, be echoed "Good night !" adding, "and a pleasant journey to ye, gentlemen," "We are not going far," answered one; "for we hear the road is unsafe, and have no taste for losing watch, money—perhaps more." ul wonder," put in the other, uto see you, Sir, alone at this time and place; but perhaps we are misled, and ought to be ashamed of ourselves for having owned our fears to a gentleman who seems to care little for the ill name of the neighbour hood." "Gentlemen," resumed the Doctor, with as nonchalant an air as he could assume, "1 often travel this road ; and believe that I have discover ed the secret of how to escape robbery." "Indeed, what is it I" asked ono of the horse men quickly. ""Why, in the first place, I never carry any thing about me worth taking ; and, in the second, I should never offer any resistance—so I don't think there's a gentleman on the road, from Black heath to Barham Downs, who would disgrace himself by maltreating a poor fellow, old enough to be his father; for they are'rnostly young men, and must bo brave ones who follow the culling, you know." "True," replied the shortest rider, and turning to his companion, concluded, "Well, then, I say, Captain, as the gentleman's prod is none of the quickest, and we've business on hand, let's be jogging." "With all my heart," quoth his friend; "once again good night t'ye Sir." And off they rode at a smart pace. The Doctor doted on their absence; his charita ble opinion, founded on their first addresses, was banished by those ominous words "captain" and "business," either dropped inadvertly, or spoken with a candour at once defying his power, and claiming his gratitude for their confiding forbear ance. Reaching Deptford, he perceived that the people of the public house had not yet retired to bed ; he felt tempted to prevail on one of the inn's militia to escort him home; but remembering that a league frequently existed between that class of persons and . those he dreaded to encounter, he re frained from asking protaition so equivocal. To shake off “thick coming fancies," often more_in timidating than bodily assailants, on ho drove. From the Broadway to Midway up Blackheath bill, the security afforded by houses thickly. scat tered, if .I may be allowed such &phrase, arrifed to tranquilize his nerves for the time; but his spirit felt the consciousness that he had before him yet the very worst part of Jim's 4.baddish bit."— Leisurely did the old horse wend his way up the precipitous hill, crowned by the Green Man, famed for its spacious ball room, and long, low, and nar row tea room, where bad hyson, worse coffee, and discourse as slip-slop, regaled, in those days, the half-gentry of the vicinity. We live in an age of improvement—not too often meeting with (even) half-gentry now. Small thought had the Doctor on matters like these. Leaving behind him the dense atmosphere which London spreads around itself so far, he found the air clear as he approached L' Hamme Vert, and the sky enlightened by "the poetry of Heaven," as Byron called the stan,, though be did not prove them so. The Doctor's admiration of their beanie was more prosaic; he felt grateful for any means of descrying the objects near him, and so gaining time, that he might screw his courage to the sticking place, whatever place that may be; for, veracious as he had ever been till this perilous night, he did intend sticking, or rather whipping, if forced to defend his money with his life. Gaining the hill's top, before him lay the long straight road that led to his own house. Shoot. er's bill was dimly visible, and the light colour of the soil, contrasted with the dark award on either side, enabled him to perceive two men on horse back, their faces turned towards London, stationed one on either side of the path. “I have fallen among the Philistines !" inward ly ejaculated the Doctor, casting a wistful look at the inn; not a solitary candle denoted that any one was still awake there. His heart boat violently as he passed between the horsemen, who, instant ly turning their steeds, sidled up to the carriage. In a moment he recognized the pair he had previ ously overtaken. "Arcades (mho, id eat, black guards, both," be would have quoted, bad the line then been written ; yet, although cold perspiration ran down his ample forward, and excitement near ezeutunroarraztaa. riazt. anartmaalovelavaut cb wool. ly choked his utterance, he lost not his self-com mewling, ready-witted presence of rairid. "Well met again, Sirs," he began; "yon have not made up your minds to proceed, I see—wish you had, for I should have been happy in your company." "How far do you go to-night r asked the one called the captain. • "Why, whether I get so far as Rochester, or not, must depend upon circumstances." ot see by your bat," said the other, "that you belong to the clergy. Is your living in Kent 1" "Yes, I get my living in Kent," laughed the Doctor; "I belong to St. Nicholas, who I presume, is your patron saint, gentlemen." This innocent ruse was unintelligible to its hearers. W found that he must suit his conversation to his party, with so heavy a stake depending on the chance of the company coming to a good understanding—that is a misunderstand ing on ono side, agreeably safe for the other.—. Accordingly he said, with much significance, "This hat of mine stands me in good stead ; it covers more than you think; and this old fashioned chaise holds more than a new-fangled gig could. A man might manage to stow away a good many pieces of bandanas under the seat, when going to leave cards from Mechlin or Valenciennes, on la dies in town. D'ye happen to know a woman at Chatham, who goes by the maim of Mother Moon-' . shine, ,antlemen 7" "I believe I've hoard of such a person," said the captain. "Ah—well, if ever you should want anything either in the shape of dry goods, or a tub or two of white Nantz, I could introduce you to her." "Thank you kindly," said one. "You know the road thoroughly, it seems 1" added tie other. "Every bush on it, my masters; hut it isn't what it used to be, when Slim Billy took his airings late. They wcrn't good for his health in the end, though." "What, did you know poor Bill V' asked the captain. “Aye, that I did—and was with him to the last.” "You be hanged ! at least Bill was." "Nay, Sir, that's as ugly a word for me to hear, as for you to . use," took up the Doctor, his heart set on conciliating his fellow travellers; ' , aye, oven in my quiet snug - way, those who don't live slaves to the rules laid down by the twelve, can't remember poor Bill's end without queer feelings; but I was given leave to be with him at the very tree, we shall pass it presently, not far from the castle. 'Doctor,' says he to me"— "Doctor?" shouted the henchman,. 'ern be sure, he knew my travelling name, as well as I knew he was called the Pride of the Green. 'Doctor,' says he, 'if ever you meet any of my old cronies, tell 'em I died like a man; and as for the parson, you shall have it to swear that ail I said here, from first to last, was to you; so, if any of the shops ere ever going to trent you unciv illy, you just cry, 'Onion sauce !' they'll know my pass word.' " ' , Vona of your sauce, my fair trader," said the captain, "that word won't pass now, if ever it did; 'tis my belief, Slim Billy was game to the end, and humbugged you." "Lord, Sir," said the Doctor, "did you never hear why he chose that pass 1" "No; but if you can toll us, out with it." "You see, as our friend—my friend— William, I should say, gentlemen, drew the principal part of his revenue, collected in, his rents, on Shoulder of Mutton Green, he thought onion sauce the fit, test garnish for his favorite dish." "The wag! that's just like him," laughed his former associates, and the Doctor, per force, laugh ed with them. • Brown George, with home. in perspective, had stepped outmanfully, or rather horsefully, so that our trio had made considerable way across the un inclosed portion of the heath, during their "collo quy divine." An isolated public-house, denomi• noted "the Sun in the Sands," stood on the left side of the road, about midway from the com mencement of Blackheath to the bottom of Shpot er's Hill. This house, like the Bell at Hounslow, wits, in those days, a chosen resort of •the Tro jans," who took purses, either singly or running in couples. The inhabitants of this hotel were seldom "objective" to the garish eye of day; but from gloaming till dawn, at the service-ef all ac credited cutteixters. The belated waytireirr might havrY`applied for meat or',drink in vain, while knights of tho post found jugs of smoking spicy wine, glasses of Cognise, and divers - other com forts fit to drown the qualms of conscience, with all other ills which the breathers of night air "are heirs to." "Ned," said the captain, who rode on the Doc.' tor's left, "can't you and I persuade our friend to stop and wet his whistle at ilia baiting crib "In course; he won't part comparty,Whert he knows he's got gentlemen of the right Vert going down the road with him,—eh, Doctor 2" To enter this house, where his person was known, nut only as a clergyman but as a justice of peace, would have been fatal to my revered friend's “Cognito." Almost within sight of his home to be detected as an imposter by perhaps a host of desperadoes—at another sacrifice of truth he must, if possible, evade such a catastrophe. "You're very kind, my good friends," said he, "but you know as well as I do, there are secrets in all trades. Sharp, the landlord, is a straight up, right down honest:fellow in his way, but we had a bit of a tiff lately about a small parcel of Hol. lands, and I swore that I'd never set foot in his house again. However, don't let that hinder you. I shan't have got to the top of the hill before you have taken. your swig, and come up with me." "No, deuce take it!" said the captain; "we're not so unsociable as to drink without you,—,why, you're one of us, I may say." "Proud of the compliment, Sir; but, if it's all one to you, instead of my drinking your brandy there, let me stand treat. I can promise ye as fine a bowl of bishop as ever wetted lips; fit drink, for me, eh 1 Come on to the Bull." “They'll all be snoozing by this time, demur red Ned. ' "Not a 4" raid the doctor, with an insinuatittg air, "for, between friend; and it goes no farther. I'm expected to night. Old Dame . Dudgeon is rather particular in her laces. I carried her a piece of black t'other day, which don't hit her fan cy; she wants me to take it back, for Mother Moonshine to change it,—so Dame's Kitting up for ine; and any frienda.of Mine will be right wel- Come; therefore, let sharp go to bed, or to—any other place you like, gentlemen; but we're for the Bull." They were now' abreast of the Sun, yet, to his inexpressible relief, the others did , not pull bridle. A heavily laden wagon was seen advancing; drowning men catch at straws; my nearly exhaust hero derived consolation from the idea that-no vi olence could be offered him while this machine was near. guarded - by,,,one man if not more. The old horse put his best foot foremost. The stran gers interchang..d some words in a patois or slang, of which their auditor was ignorant, and the foot of the hill was gained ! The Doctor's brain reeled, his unwelcome com panions had hitherto preserved the poaitions they lied originally assumed. His aim was now to get rid at least of the man at his right, the side on which his own house stood. Accordingly when within a hundred yards of it, he said to him,- 4.lsiow, Sir, if you will ride forward, and knock lustily at the Bull door, it will be open long before this sluggard of a horse of mine can drag me there." "A bright notion," said Ned, and trotted off to obey the instructions. This was a great point gained, but, scarcely was it achieved, when to his unutterable satisfaction, our Doctor beheld a lan-' tern at his wished-for gate, home by his sturdy male factotum, followed by the powerful yard dog, Neptune; Their master could scarcely breath for agitation; every moment seemed an age till he ar rived at the opened gate, when suddenly turning to his companion, he said "Thank you foryour company, Sir ; hut, as I am at home now, I can wish you a good night, with pleasure !" The fellow, completely taken aback by these words,and the sight of the servant and the dog, and the lantern, galloped furiously after his sec ond, who was, sure enough, thundering away at the Bull door. "Ride, Ned, ride on, you fool !" veiled the cap tain. aWe'ro done,—bit,—floored.",, "A moment, and ho was joined by his brother in arms. The Doctor's servant, by his master's di rections, followed their course to the top of the hill, and saw them rushing down its steep declivi ty, as if pursued by justice herself mounted on Eclipse. My excellent preceptor used to narrate this ad vewore most powerfully, dwelling with gratitude onTh'is preservation; with modesty,—nay, with some half-comic penitence—on the conduct and courage to which, as his eleves were not training for the church, they naturally and justly yielded their unqualified admiration. A Scene at Hempstead, L. I. The more thou dato'st it up, the more it burns, The current that with gentle murmur glides, Thou knowest,being et opped ,impatiently doth rage. SuAltr.flrEAntl. She was Ills life, The neCtlll to the river or his happiness YVhich terminated all, 8Y1102.1 ' Long Island is, it is said, the garden of America. Our autlitsrity is one Rumor, a, fellow who, like a geneology, is hard to bo traced. Who was this Rumor's parent, goodness only knows. Every Rumor has a parent—ergo—this rumor had a pa rent. It is a wise child that knows its own father. Perhaps the father thought that ho was sinning when he begot it, and so set it afloat like some other' unnatural parents who are ashamed of their offspring, without acknowledging the It is of little importance whether Rumor's father sinned or not in this assertion. Rumor is in our ears. We will let him out at our pen's point.— Long Island is the garden of America. There, you young rascal, we have got rid of you. In this said garden there is a beautiful village, called Hempstead. In thiii beautiful village is a beautiful church, and in this beautiful church is a beautiful organ. There are other beautiful things there occasionally—though not Without organs, or the phrenologists lie. There is the parson with the organ of communicativeness—there is the clerk with the organ of amenitiveness--then there is the congregation with a variety of organs by far too multitudinous to mention. A iihort time since— Dates, dates. Dates for facts. Well, then, Sunday week. A great number of organs, were assembled in the church. The par son preached—some listened to the discourse,somn did not. This was douhtless, the fault of their organs=some thought of their dresses,some of their neighbors—some that the sermon was long, some that it was short; some that it was neither long nor short, but just middling like. At length the ser mon was overland the tido of organs walked forth. Nearly thkArst person who went out of church, was one who bad excited particular attention dur ing the service. He was a young tutu: tend dress ed in a Quaker's garb. There watklething v particular in this, but then he had a magnifi gold chain thrown over his vest, and . there *fur somethinipparticular in that—more particularly particular,: was an unquiet eye, a restlessness of visicin, that seemed to indicate a world of thought and trouble. There be stood at the door, es the living tide poured forth.: At length, a beautiful young crea ture and an elderly gentleman came forth-111E14n t ly he rushed towards her, seized one of her arms, the old gentleman seized the other. The lady seemed in a fair way to be torn to 'pieces between them, when suddenly the young man drew a bowie knife from his bosom. "Stand back," he cried, his eye glistening more fearfully than the blade itself. The old gentleman quailed in an instant beneath it.' "Oh, do no not harm him. I'll go with you!" exclaimed the lady. • The young man drew her arm through his own and proceeded to walk rapidly away through the crowd of astonished beings who had closed around them, wondering at the strange scene and fearing that some dire mischance would be the result. The old man instantly recovered from his mo mentary alarm, and foaming with rage, followed the young couple. uStop them—stop them," he cried, gilt is my child!" The assembled multitude, interested on behalf of the old parent, whose grief seamed so extensive, followed them on. They quickly came up with them. "Clive me my child!" cried the old men, "or I will dash your brains out with this club!" With one arm the young men pressed are tram. tiling girl to his bosotn, with the other, he drew forth the murderoue weapon. . • "No," cried ho, "For three years you have kept her from me—for three years your obstinacy has blasted my peace, my happiness. I will not or) her to you. if she chooses to go of her, own ac cord, she shall, not otherwise, Speak love, with out fear—in open,tonest* truth. Will you go with your father, or your husbandl" "With my husband," she replied. • "It is sufficient," said the young man. anis lady," he added, "is my wife—her father has peps._ rated us for three years—she is my lawful wife, and he who will seek to prevent her wishes end mine must hold his life cheap." None however did, on the contrary, the assem blage seemed quite pleased at the termination and explanation of the afihir. The young couple with• drew together while tho old father remained wring ing his hands and calling after in e voice .almosi choked with his emotions. Rage and desPair sat upon his countenance—but all was,vain—the hUs band and wife had departed. WIa.MIIIIIUSTo AN ACROSTIC. Who worships Truth, and dares .the truth to tel In times when flattering falsehood thrives so well "Some fool, no doubt," a thriving flatterer cries; E'en so—but Truth declares that man is Wass, A child of Mr. Bell, in New York, died on Saturday, in consequence of her mother carelessly givisi her too large a dose of M orphine." A YANKEE BuLL.--The Editor of the Northern Courier at Hartford, Conn. speak ing of the uniform of the militia of that state, says, ".We reckon that in some of our com panies it would puzzle most people to fiad one man dressed alike." When you kiss an Arkansas girl, she hops as high as a cork out of . t . Charnpaigne bottle, and cries, 'Whew 1 how good l' AtChilicothe, on the 20th ult., 50 head of Durham cattle brought $30,443. One sold for $l7OO. The paper mill and lands of the late , Mr. George Keed of Newburg, sold by auction, a few days since, for 817,401) A LIGHT SENTENCE.—James Decker, who was found guilty nt the Oyer and Ter miner, held in Goshen, Orange_county, last week of enticing from her parents, and mar- rying her against their consent, a girl under fourteen years of age, was sentenced to fif teen days' imprisonment in the county jail. The court, we understand, declared the marriage valid, and it is said, that. Decker intends to claim his bride as soon as she is fourteen years of age. CINCINNATI LITERATORE.—The Cincin nati Post says that there are now in that ci ty four daily, four triweekly, and twelve weekly papers, and four monthly journals. There are fourteen book establishment% and one house (Furman dr, Smith) have, du ring the last two years, published 500,000 volumes--chiefly juvenile and school books. SINGULAR SUICIDE.—Adam Potts, car penter, hung himself at Richmond, Virgin ia, on Thursday last. His wife came in while he was struggling, but she was too late or too much frightened to cut htm down, or call assistance in time. "WALKING IN THE FooTstEes."--The Albany Evening Journal remarks : "'file author of the letter to Sherrod Williams" began to "walk in the footsteps" of Jackson on the sth of March. Since that time, which is but seven months, he has lost the States of North Carolina, Rhode Island, Maine, And Connecticut, all of which gave him their Presidential vote in November ! Illinois and Louisiana are kn. patient for the opportunity of slipping the collar." A western preacher, in his effbrte to give his hearers the most enchanting ideas of heaven, held forth thus:— . "Be assured, brethren, my descriptionaa far falls short of the reality, as Little Mud reek. is transcended by the Mississippi is--Heaven;avers Heaven is—oh, my hearers, it is i'Kentucky of a place !" Aentucky of a place! Paha I Why didn't the fool say Pennsylvania? A Nottingham (Eng.) paper gives a mel ancholy instance of death by light lacing.— A fine young woman of that place, died sud denly, after a long walk. The next day a post mortem examination of the body took place, when it was found that she had cau sed a pressure on the lungs and viscera, from lacing her ways tightly to procure a thin waist, which circumstance had caused a pre disposition to acute inflammation. • The Portland Tinie proposes to "kick up a row with the, butter market.' The most effectual way will be to persuade the cows to kick over the milk pail.[Boit. 71m. Is butter too plentiful, Mr. Tithes? If net, we know not how your' roject can be a remedy. He of the Baltimore Sun,_must be a most ungallant old bachelor. He attempts to kick at the brave Col. Webb, but puts 'his limb out, of joint by the declaration that he should fight,a lady! Shamel,Ledger. • INDIANS FOR FLORIDATI349 St. Louis Bulletin of the 4th says:—Abont ninety In dians, of the Delaware, Pawnee, and Shaw nee Tribe, passed this place, yesterday, on their way to Florida. They landed at Jef ferson Barracks, and will embark immedi ately for their destination. ~,,, ... • -2 • •;:-.• 4 -2 7.4• - Fi ..1 71.^ . .;•:•;WA-r-Wit;t",! • . • - DseiveTtorre.=-X core' New Bedford Mercury g es the origin of-the 'flainesviie , l 4 ,TA Martba' B Vineyard, Noman's Land. He. - - SArrthere.liceliiiiro - tional story, that giveoligiitl — it ; fortneirik*'.'-', longed to a 111011.. , sytle96, :who ,had daughters—Anne, Mairthe,''Elizaberill,,trid" - . r Naomi. To Anna, who wee - nielv'neretsyk,:: Nan, he gave the island of Nanttrafic,:44llll. in consequence it took the "nairio/47A4*-$ - `4' took-it—Namocken to Martha 414 , , called Martha's Vineyardi.lo Eli abeib tl t:; present group of Elizabeth's IslanifiOtripit.W. Naomi, what is now called NoretiO4ratitati4,,: NrVERSITY or , NAM pW nual qmmencement of tkitinstittitto , .,,, place on the 4th inst. Tweive' Youtito4 •. "z -tletnen received the degree of , nine that of A. .M. _ , - .' PRIMARY SCHOOLS IN Fannsmitit 1 : 7 At the., recent election, is vote' etes-takeivitil Frederick County, IV . id.von bad saint*, Primary Schools—and the result'inisialf follows: ' . For priniary. Schools, • 312 Against them. • 323-, The law, (under the provisions of whiahlhie '- vote has been taken,) required the Levy,, , Court to levy annually $5OOO for ittri,,stap.,' port of Corinnon Sohooto t "and•many creased to $BOOO by direc tion ofCho:Baia Inspectors.—Carrollionietn. . _ The Postmaster General reports t e t nuln• her' of defaulting Postrnastent to be 1 84 2 r Quite a host of safe depositories of the lic moneys under the sub4reasdii syseern:. 'But' is to me a more detestable tion of letters than 'No' itself. No is a itur. ly, honest fellow, speaks hie mind rOik . and round at once. But isa sfieiiking t bes sive, half bred, except ious sort of a'cimiunO, tion, which comes to pull awaylhe cup_ just when it is , at your lips. In the town of Angelica, Allegheny Coua ty, Penn. eighteen marriages had recently taken place during one week! _ The town u. rightly named Angelicu. , - A Goon Orn)!—.The %%shingles)" respondent of the Baltimore Patrtot,ipeUls ! ing of the affected contempt of some cots'• ; "<; temptible members of Cone eee, foe the . .. Co nductors of the newspaper' press ris;t claer, says--"the only chance such men havellf being remembered beyond a diy, is freniftiii : salt and cayenne with which they ate bed by the newspapers'. That preserves thern Once sinkinifintn';', their native and.Ultimately.ineVleableii„4si - g:- nificancel" ". , We will just add' that the rule- olilalka true on this side of the mountain as on the other; atidit is as applicable' to.ptirse=jiitilid,, domineering nabobs, as to COngressanini.`--.' Lexington Intelligewer. ---' - - - - Extract frorn the argtiment of a =young lawyer before,a Mae "May it- please the Court I'd live for thirteen hundred centuries` . on; the small end of a . thunderbolt r --chew the rat ged edge of a flash of the corners of a Virginia worm fence,ind have my lowels torn out by a green Wier bush, than to be , thus bamboozled by - the gentleman." AMERICAN' SERVANTS.'"-A" YOUrig, min from Vermimt was hired by-a family who were in extreme want of a footrnan.- - '.llle wa, a most friendly persohage, as Willing ". as he was tree and easy ; but he knewr' nothing of life out , of a small farm.hocise, An evening or two - after arrival, 'them ' was a large party at the tress strove to impress upon him that 'all he. had to do at teatime was to.follow sugar and cream the waiter who carded tea ; to see that every one had cream and sugar; and to hold his tongue. He did part with an earnest :ace, stepping industris. ously from guest to guest. When he bad made :he circuit, and reached the door, se doubt struck him whether a group in , the furthest part of the room had the benefit of - his attentions. He raised himself - on his toes with ask," and should/4 over the head of the company, "I say, how' are ye for sweetnin' in that are corner?" A SEVERE REBBICE.—In the course of a recent debate in the United States Senate, . Mr. Grundy, of Tennessee, a leading friend of Van Buren, endeavored to revive the ob.; eclat° terms of Federalist and Democrat. instead of assuming the proper Ceram that mark party divisions. Mr. Clay replied t 0, ::.. Mr. Grundy and said—"that of all the po liticians in this or any; other country, the Federalists who united with and adhered to the . .lackson party, were the ' 31(01/T Mira. TABLE. They appeared to have cut . than. selves loose from every tie, anti obligation, and principte, which, should bind them' their country and tuiociety." We should like to have' seen the eowati. nancee of Buchanan, Willtins;•Tietty;;itied a host of other old rederaliste,ivhe havei`viet A only "united and adhered to ther : iforditotf party," bat who have actually beau .' • , ::1; t ;„ ed to the highest offices inx*.N. time Mr. Clay uttered this withvristrt*Omi*, Even the rubicuad ace Of ode OM Q himself must hive exhibitettrictio • under the retort. : • T .• ! r , ---,- BENtorres. • OM of our OkifiabOldli . 001100 • few day. ago. the up a coopht ;€oo4oisais, swimming la the arida, of the , _' There's a Ikeda feldhoeut Ot 140/liiiii ' ' . ' k prophecy. Did ; not he Ihreleili theit . liel - V Up would swim up gsieAnam.rviiiiiiiinfir:Y.. - 7'.‘,. ' , . . ,r_~t~• ryw~ NZ= MEE