VOL. 6--NO. 39.] TUT: (;ARL A l;/ If). --" With sweetest flowers enrich'd, From various trartlens cull'd with care." 91... A woman's hand traced the following lines,which only woman's true and fund heart could have in spired. THE WIPE'S PRAYER. The young wife kneeling to her God, Seems brighter far in this lone scene Than when our halls ofmirth she trod, 'Midst Fashion's throne, a worshipp'd queen Gaze on—the love that fills her heart New charms hath lent to cheek and brow— Gaze on— but hush! the pure lips part, Perchance for t'ee short' pleading now: "Hear me, thou who markest each feeling, , Thou who know'st each passion's sway; At thy sacred altar kneeling For a being loved I pray! lie is dearer than the mother Who bath been my life's fond guide— He k 'nearer than a 'mother.' Though a brother's still my pride Oft ere summer's bloom had perish'd, For the lover's w,•al I plead— Fat her' on the husband cherish'd, Now thy choicest blessings shed! In all 'peril and temptation,' - and him with thy holy might; 'Mid the charms of power and station. Keep a noble spirit bright. Bless him, Father! he is starting Proudly for the goal of fame— Oh' may every year departing, Add fresh laurels to his name! Grant him Genius's inspiration— Wisdom's eloquence divine— He is pledg'il unto a nation, Let him in her councils shine. Be his guide—and for earth's sorrow, Fur the blight, the cloud, the thorn, So prepare him, that each morrow On a fearless heart may dawn. Father! if the love I hear him Lend his path a brighter ray; If that love one pang can ware him, Aid me still to cheer his way. Should his manhood's prime be shaded, Let him on this heart repose— It will prove, when joys are faded, Desert spring and forest rose. Strengthen, guard and guide him ever! May he glory in love's chain. Till its links thy angel sever, fie'er oil earth to clasp again!" AN A.IiitIIMNG TREAT. [NO. XXVI.] JA PHET, IN SEARCH OF A FATHER Kr CONTINUED FROM OUR LAST. "No, not even that; for while I was busy after some that ran one way,the others kick• ed my basket before them like a foot ball, until it was fairly out of sight. I had only eight•pence in my pocket, so you perceive, Japhet,how I was going down in the world." "You were indeed, Tim." "Well, I walked away, cursing all the Eton boys and all their tutors, who did not teach them honesty as well as Latin and Greek, and put up at a very humble sort of abode, where they sold small beer, and gave beds at two-pence per night and I may add, with plenty of fleas in the bargain. There I fell in with some ballad singers and mum• pers,who were making very merry, and who asked me what was the matter. I told them how I had been treated, and they laughed at me,but gave me some supper, so I fiegave them. An old man,who governed the party, then asked me whether I had any money. 1 produced my enormous capital of eight pence. "Quite enough if you are clever" said he; quite enough--many a man with half that sum has ended in rolling in his car riage. A man with thousands has only the advance of you a few years. You will pay for your lodging, and then spend this six pence in matches, and hawk them about the town. If you are lucky, it will be a shilling by tomorrow night. Resides, you go down into areas, and sometimes enter a kitchen, when the cook is above stairs. There are plenty of things to be picked up." "But I am not dishonest," said I. "Well then,every man to his liking; only if you were, you would ride in your own coach sooner." "And suppose I should lose all this, or none will buy my matches, what then?" replied I, "I 'shall starve." "Starve--no, no--no one :starves in this country; all you have to do is to get into gaol—committed for a month —you will live better perhaps than you ever Aid before. I have been in every goal in England and I know the good ones, for even is goals there is a great difPrence. - Now the one in this town is one of the best in all England, and 1 patronizes it during the win ter." I was much amused with the discourse .of this mumper, who appeared to be one of the merriest old vagabonds in England. I took his advice, bought sixpenny-worth of matches, and commenced my new vagrant :speculation. "The first day I picked up three-pence for , one quarter of my stock, and returned to the -same place where I had slept the night be. lore, but the fraternity had quitted on an -expedition. I spent my two-pence in bread Andcheese, and paid one penny for lodging, and again I started the next morning, but I twas very unsuccessfi l? no body appeared 'to want matches that day, and fillet walking from seven o'clock in the morning, to past seven in the evening, without selling one farthing's worth, I sat down at the porch of a chapel, quite tired and worn out. At last I fell asleep, and how do you think I was awoke? By a strong sense of suffocation, and up I sprang, coughing and nearly chok .ed,surrounded with smoke. Some mischiev ous boys perceiving that I was fast asleep, had set fire to my matches, as I held them in my hand between my legs, and I did not awake until my.fingers were severely burnt. There was an end of my speculation in matches, because there was an end of all my capital." "My poor Ttmothy,l really fearer you." "Not at all, my dear Japhet; I never, in all my distress, Was sentenced to execution —my miseries were trifles, to be laughed at. However, I felt very miserable at the time, and walked off, thinking about the I propriety of getting into gaol as soon as I could, for the beggar had strongly recom mended it. I was at the outskirts of the town, when I perceived two men tussling with one another,and I walked towards them. "I say," says one, who appeared to be a con stable; "you must come along with me.— Don't you see that ere board? A ll wagrants shall be taken up, and dealt with according to In." "Now may the devil hold you in his claws, you old psalm-Singing thief—an't I a sailor—and an't I a wagrant by profes sion, and all according to law?" "That won't do," says the other; "I commands you in the king's name,to let me take you to prison, and I commands you also, young man," says he—for I had walked ut► to them—"l com mands you, as a lawful subject to assist me." "W lint will you give the poor follow for his trouble," said the sailor? "It's his duty, as a la wild sobject, and I'll give him not hino; but I'll put him in prison if he don't. "Then you old Rhinoceros, I'll give him five shil lings if he'll help me, and so now he may take his choice." At all events, thought I, this will turn nut lucky one way or the oth er; but I will support the man who is most generous; RO I went up to the constable, who was a burly sort of fellow, and I ripped up his heels, and down he came on the back of his head. You know my old trick, Japhet?" "Yes; and I never knew you fail at that. "Well, the sailor says to me, "I've a no tion you've dama : , ed his upper works, so let us start ,ifr, and clap on all sail for the next town. I know where to drop my anchor. Come along with ore, and as long as I've a shot in the locker, d—n me if I won't share it with one who has proved a friend in need." The constable did not come to his senses, he was very much stunned: but we loosened his neckcloth, and left him there, and started off es fast as we could. My new companion who had a wooden leg, stopped by a gate and clambered over it. "We must lose no time, said he; "and I may just as well have the benefit of both legs." So raving, he took off his wooden stump, and let down his real leg, which was fixed up just as you saw mine. I made no comments, hut off - we set, and at a good round pace gained a village about five miles distant. "Mere we will put up for the night; but they will look for us to-morrow at daylight or a little after, there fore we must be starting early. I know the law beggars well, they wont turn out aforo sunrise. lie stopped at a paltry ale-house, where we were admit ted,and soon were busy with a much better supper than I had ever imagined they could have produced; butt my new friend ordered right and lefl,with a tone of authority, and• every body in the house appeared at his beck and command. A fter a couple of glasses of grog, we retired to bed "The next morning we started before break of day, on our read to another town, where my companion said, the constable wculd never take the trouble to come after him. On our way he questioned me as to my mode of getting my livelihood, and I narrated how unfortunate I had been. "One good turn deserves mother," replied the sai lor; "and now I'll set you up in trade. Can you sing? Have you any thing of a voice?" "I can't say that I have," replied I. "I don't mean whether you can sing in tune or have a good voice, that's no consequence; all I want to know is, have you a good loud one?" "Loud enough, if that's all." "That's all that's requisite; so long as you can make yourself heard--you may then howl like a Jackall, or bellow like a mad buffido,no mat ter which—as many pay us for to get rid of us, as out of charity; and so Inn;• as the mo ney comes, what's the odds? Why, I once knew an old chap, who could only play one tune On a clarionet, and that tune out of all tune, who made his fortune in six or seven streets, for every one gave hiin money, and told him to go away. When he found out that, he came every morning as regular as clock-work. Now there was one of the streets which was chiefly occupied by music sellers and Italian singers—for them foreign ers always herd together—and this tune. "which the old cow died of," as the saying is, used to be their horror, and out came the half-pence to send him away. There was a sort of club also in that street, of larking sort of young men, and when they perceived that the others gave the old man money to get rid of his squeaking, they sent him out money,with orders to stay and play to them, so then the others sent nut more for him to go away, and between the two, the old fel- low brought home more money than all the eadgers arid mumpers in the district. Now if you have a loud voice, I can provide you with all the rest." "Do you gain your live lihood by that?" "To he sure I do; and I can tell you, that of all the trades going, there is none equal to it. You see, my hear ty, I have been on board of a man of war— not that I'm a sailor, or was ever bred to the sea—but I was shipped as a landsman, and did duty in the waist and afierguard. I know little or nothing of my duty As a sea men, nor was it required in the station 1 was in, so I never learnt, although I was four years on board; all 1 learnt was the lingo and slang—and that you must contrive to learn from me. I bolted, and made my way good to Lunnun, but I should soon have been picked up , and put on board the Tender tt go in,if I hadn't got this wooden stump made, which I now carry in my hand, I had plen ty ofsongs, and I commenced my profession, and a real good un it is, I can tell you.— Why, do you know, that a'ter a good victo ry, I have sometimes picked up as much as B 7 Ronmr.s. wzzirE mannzarroN, EDITOR, run:atm-am AND PROPRIETOR. " I WISH NO OTHER HERALD, NO OTHER SPEAKER OF MY 'Lamm ACTIONS, TO KEEP MINE HONOR FROM CORRUPTION•"—SHAKE caa2l4'.zaz:lrmeh JZO Si`altx 2.)EttaLuaatam ?aa aaaa. Mr. Cophagus brought up the subject when we were alone. He commenced by stating how happy he had been as a married man, that he had given up all hopes of a family, and that he should like to see Susannah he might leave his property to her children; and then he put the very pertinent quegiion "Japhet—verily--thou hast done well good business 7 —money coming in fast—set tle, Japhet—marry—and have children and so on. Susannah—nice girl—good wife —popquestion—all right—sly puss—won't say no—urn—what d'ye oay?—and so on." I replied, that I was very much attached to Susannah, but that I was afraid that the at. tachment was not mutual,und therefore hes- itated to propose. Cophagus then said that he would make his wife sound his sister, and let me know the result. This was in the morning just before I was about to walk over to the shop,and I left the house in a state of anxiety and suspense. When I arrived at the shop, I found Tim there as usual; but the color of his face was heightened as he said to me, "Read •this, Japhet," and handed to me the "Reading Mercury." I read the advertisement as follows: "IfJaphet Newland; who was left at the Foundling Asyium, and afterwards was for some time in London, will call at No. 16, Thmgmorton Court, Minories, he will hear of something very much to his'advantnge, and will discover that of which he has been so long in search. Should this reach his eye, he is requeited to write immediately to the above address, with lull particulars of his situation. Should any one who reade two pounds a day, for weeks running; as it is,l averngesfrom fifteen shillings to a pound. Now, as you helped me away from that land shark, who would soon have found out that I had two legs, and have put me into limbo as an impostor, I will teach you to am your livelihood after my fashion. You shall work with me until you are fit to start alone, and then there's plenty of room in England for both of us; but mind, never tell any one what you pick up, or every mumper in the island will put on a suit of sailor's clothes, and the thing will be blown upon." "Ofcourse, this was too good an offer to be rejected.and I joyfully acceded. At first, I worked with him as having only one arm, the other being tied down to my side, and and my jacket sleeve hinging loose and empty, and we roared away right and left, so as to bring down a shower of coppers wherever we went. In about three weeks my friend thought I was able to start by myself, and giving me half of the ballads, and five shinn's to start with, I shook hands and parted with, next to you, thekst friend that I certainly ever had. Ever sWoe I have been crossing the country in every direction,with plenty of money in my pock• et, and always with one eye looking shaip out for you. My beautiful voice fortunately attracted your attention, and here 1 am,nnd at art end of my history; but if ever I am away from you.and in distress again, depend upon it I shall take to my wooden leg and ballads for my support." Such were the adventures of Timothy, who was metamorphosed into a precise Quaker. "I do not like the idea of your taking up a system of deceit, Timothy. It may so happen—for who knows what may occur?—that you may again be thrown up on your own resources. Now would it not be better that you should obtain a more in• innate knowledge of the profession which we are now in, which is liberal, and equally profitable? By attention and study, you will be able to dispense medicines and make up prescriptions as well as myself, and who knows but that some day you may be the owner of a shop like this?" "Verily, verily, thy words do savour of much wisdom,' replied Tim, in a grave voice; ''and 1 will even so follow thy advice.' I knew that he was mocking me in this reply, but I paid no attention to that; I was satisfied that be consented. I now made him assist me, and under my directions lie made up the prescriptions. I explained to him the nature of every mediCine; and I made him read many yoks of physic and surgery. In short,afler two or three months I could trust to Timothy as well as if I were in the shop myself; and having an errand boy, I had much leisure, and I left him in charge after dinner. The business prosper ed,and I was laying up money. My leisure time, I hardly need say, was spent with Mr. Cophagus and his family, and my attach mnnt to Susannah Temple increased every day. Indeed, both Mr. and Mrs. Cophagus considered that it was to he a rnatch,and of ten joked wi•li ire when Susannah was no present. With respect to Susannah,' coup not perceive that I was farther advanced it her afii!ctions than after I had known he two months. She was always kind and cot siderate,evidently interested in my welfare, always checking in me any thing like levi ty—frank and confiding in her opinions— and charitable to all, as I thought, except to me. But I made no advance that I could perceive. The fact was,that I dared not to speak to her as I might have done to another who was not so perfect. And yet she smiled as I thought, more kindly when I returned than at other times, and never appeared to be tired of my company. 111 did sometimes mention the marriage of another, or alien tions paid which would,in all probabilty,end in marriage,it would create no contusion or blushing on her part—she would talk over that subject as composedly as any other. 1 was puzzled, and I had been fifteen months constantly in her company, and had never dared to tell her I loved her. But one day remple,his sister-in-law, well married, tha this be able to give any information relative (to the said J. N., he will be liberally re ,, warded." 1 sank 'down on the chair. "Merciful Reaven! this can be no mistake—"he will discover the object of his search." Timo thy, my dear Timothy, I have at last found out my father." "So I should imagine, my dear Japhet," replied Timothy, "and 1 trust it will not prove a disappointment." "They never would be so cruel, Timo thy," replied 1. "But still it is evident that Mr. Masterton is concerned in it," observed Timothy. "Why so?" enquired 1. "How other wise should it appear in the Reading newspapers? He must have exam• rued the post-mark or my letter." To explain this, I must remind the reader that Timothy had promised to write to Mr. Masterton when he found me; and he re. ques'ed my permission shortly after we had met again. I consented to his keeping his word, but restricted him to saying any more than "that lie had found me, and that I was well and happy." There was no address in the letter as a clue to Mr. Masterton as to where I might be, and it could only have been from the post mark that be could have formed any idea. Timothy's surmise was therefore very probable; but I would Mt believe that Mr. Masterton would consent to the insertion of that portion of the adver tisement, if there was no foundation for it. "What will you do, Japhet?" "Do," replied I, recovering from my re• verie, for the information had again roused tip all my dormant feelings—"Do," replied "why, I shall set off for town this very morning." "In that dress, Japhet!" "1 suppose I must," replied I, "for I have no time to procure another;" and all my former ideas of fashion and appearance were roused, and in full activity—my pride re covered its ascendency. "Well," replied Timothy, "I hope you will find your father all that you could wish." "I'm sure of it. Titn-I'm sure of it,"re plied I; "you must run and take a place in the first coach." "But you are not going without seeing Mr. and Mrs. Cophagus, and—Miss Temple," continued Tim, laying an empha sis upon the latter name. "01course not," replied T,colouring deep ly. "1 will goat once. Give the the news. paper, Tim," I took the newspaper, and hastened to the house of Mr. Cophagus. I found them all three sitting in the breakfast parlor, Mr. Cophagus, as usual, reading, with his spec tacles on his nose, and the ladies nt work. "What is the matter, friend Japhet!" ex claimed Mr. Conhagus, as I burst into the room, my countenance lighted up with ex citement. "Read that, sir!" said I to Mr. Cophagus. Mr. Cophagus read it. "Hum —bad news—lose Japhet—man of fashion —and so on," said Cophagus, pointing out the paragraph to his wife, as he handed over the paper. In the mean!ime I watched the counts nonce of Susannah—a slight emotion, but instantly checked, was visible at Mr. Coph agns's remark. She then remained quiet' until her sister,who had rearf the paragraph, handed the paper to her. "I give thee joy, Japhet, at the prospect of finding out thy parent," said Mrs. Cophagus. "1 trust thou wilt find in him one who is to be esteemed as a man. When departest thou?" "Immediately." replied I. "I cannot blame thee—the ties of nature are ever powerful. I trust that thou wilt write to us, and that we soon shall see thee return" • "Yes, yes," said Cophagus, "see father —shake hands--come back—heh!—settle here—and soon." "I shall not be altogether my own mas ter, perhaps," observed I. '•lf my father deNires that I remain with him, must tilt I obey? But I know nothing at present. You shall hear from me. Timothy can take my place in the I could not bear the idea oldie word shop, and I stopped.— Susannah, for the first time, looked me earn estly in the ftce, but she said nothing. Mr. ' and M rs. Cophagus, who probably had been talking over the subject of our conversation, and thought this a good opportunity to allow me to have an eclaircissement with Susan. nah, left the room, saying they would look after my portmanteau and linen. "Susan. nah," said I, "you do not appear to rejoice with me." "Japhet Newland, I will rejoice at every hing which may tend to thy happiness, be• sieve me; but I do not feel assured but that this trial may prove too great, and that thou mayest fall away. Indeed, I perceive even now that thou art excited with new ideas, and visions of pride." "11l am wrong, forgive me. Susannah. you must know that the whole object of my existence has been to find my lather; and now that 1 have every reason to suppose that my wish is obtained, can you be sur prised, or can you blame me, that I long to be pressed in his arms?" Japhet, for that filial feeling I do commend thee; but ask thy own heart, is that the only feeling which now exciteth thee? Dost thou not expect to find thy father one high in rank and power? Dust thou not anticipate to join once more the world which thou host quitted, yet .still hest sighed 'for? Dost thou not already feel contempt for thy honest profession:—nay, more, dost• thou nut only long to cast off the plain attrre,and not only the attire, but, the sect which in thy adversity thou didat embrace the tenets of ? Ask thy own heart, and reply if thou wilt, but I press thee not so to do; fir the truth would be painful, and a lie, thou know est, I do utterly abhor." I felt that Susannah spoke the truth, and I would not deny it. I sat down by her.— "Susannah," said I, "it is not very easy to change at once. I have mixed for years in the world, with you I have been hut a few months. I will not deny but that the feel. logs you• have expressed have risen in my heart, but I will try to repress them; at least, for your sake, Susannah, I would try to repress them, for I value your opinion more than that of the whole world. You have the power to do with me as you please: —will you exert that power?" "Answer me, Japhet," replied Susannah. "The faith which is not built upon a more solid foundation than to win the favor of an erring being like myself is hut weak; that power over thee which thou expectest will fix thee in the right path, may soon be lost, and what is then to direct thee? If no purer motives than earthly atreetion are to be thy stay, most surely thou wilt NI. • But no more of this; thou bast a duty to perform, which is to go to thy earl Illy father, and seek his blessing. Nay more, I would that thou shouldest once more enter into the world; there thou mayest decide. Shouldest thou return to us, thy friends will rejoice, and not one n! them will he more joyful than Susan nah Temple. Fare thee well, Japhet,may est thou prove superior to temptation. will pray for thee--earnestly I will pray for thee, Japhet," continued Susannah, Vith a quivering of her lips and broken voice, and she left the room. I wont up stairs and fimnd all was ready, and I took leave of Mr. and Mrs. Cophagus, both of whom expressed their hopes that I would not leave them litrever. "Oh, no," replied I; "I should be base if I did." 1 left them, and with Ephraim following with my portmanteau, 1 quitted the house. I had gone about twenty yards when I recollected that I had left on the table the news paper with the direction whom to apply to in the advertisement, and desiring Ephraim to proceed, ' I returned back. When I entered the parlor, Su sannah Temple was resting her face in her hands and weeping bitterly. • The opening of the door made her start up; she perceived that it was me, and turned away. "1 beg your pardon, I left the newspaper," said I stammering. I was about to throw - myself at her teat, declare my sincere af. fection, and give up all idea of finding my father until we wore married, when she, without saying a word, passed quickly by n.o and hastened out of the room. "She loves me then," thought I; "thank God:—l will not go yet, I will speak to her first." I sat down, quite overpowered with contending feelings. The paper was;in my band, the paragraph was again road, and I thought but of my father. In half an hour I had shaken hands with Tim. othy and quitted the town of Reading. How I arrived in London, that is to say, what passed or what we peered, I know not; my mind was in such a state of excitement. It was a sort of mental whirling which blinded me—round and round—from my father and expected meeting,then to Susannah, my departure and her tears—castle building of every description. After the coach stopped there I remained fixed on the top of it,not aware that we were in London until the coach man asked me whether the spirit did not move me to got down. I recollected myself; and culling a hackney coach, gave orders to be driven to the Piazza, Covent Garden. "Piazza, Common Garden," said the waterman, "why that han't an 'otel for the like o' you, mas ter. They'll torment you to death, them young chaps." [TO ft,: CONTINUED.] VARIE'rY. For tho Stur & Banner At a meeting of "The Mountjoy Tempe• ranee Society," held nn the 28th day of No. vember, 1835, the following Resolutions were unanimously adopted. Resolved, That the sale of intoxicating drinks, in our houses of public entertain ment, is a public nuisance which ought to be abated without delay. Resolved, That the members of this So• ciety will apply, by petition, to the Legisla ture of the Commonwealth, for the passage of a law prohibiting the sale of intoxicating drinks in our houses of public entertainment. Resolved, That the .members of this So ciety•do hereby respectfully solicit the co operation of their fellow-citizens in the said application to the Legislature. Resolved, That the Chair appoint a com mittee of three members whose duty it shall be to circulate the petition of the members of this Society among their fellow-citizens as extensively as may be practicable. Resolved, That the said committee make report at the next mot:Wily meeting of the Society. Resolved, That these Resolutions, signed by the President and attested by the Secre tary, he published in the "Sentinel," "Com piler," "Star" and "Press." JAMES M'A GLISTER, Pres'i. Hezekiah Houghtclin, Jr. Sec'ry pro tem. TEMPERANCE IN LONDON. -II i 8 calcula ted that there are, in the metropolis, up- wards of 100,000 confirmed dram•drinkers, who drink, on an average, two glasses of spirits pe• day. This, at rid per glass, makes £1 250 daily spent in drams, a mounting annually to the enormous sum of £156,250. IMPORTANT OPERATION. -ft is generally understood than an 'accumula tion of water on the braip is fatal to the pa tient. Children thus affected are supposed to be incurable- The St.- John's Gazette, however, mentions a case of a successful surgical operation on a patient suffering un der this disease by Doctors Bayard and Liv. ingstone. The patient was a ,chill four months old. The operation was performed an the 9th inst.; upwards ofa pint Ilirnpid water was discharged from the brain. The [WHOLE NO. 299. Gazette says—it is now ten days since the operation, and the child is doing well, even beyond the most sanguine expectations, and the countenance is fast resuming . a natural appearance. Before the operation,the eyes and featuref were much distorted, in conse quence of the pressure of the water on the brain.—Alex. Gaz. ANOTHER BRUTAL MURDER IN We learn from the Cincinnati Whig, that on Friday the 26th ult. (the day on which Cowan was executed in Cincmati for mut dermg his wife) a man by the name of Cur. tess,residing about two miles above Batavia, in Clerment county, made a most brutal at tack upon his wife with a butcher's knife, cutting her a rms in deep gashes and ntabbing her in the abdomen, and then threw her up on the fire, from which he had just crawled, as the neighbours, attracted by her screams, came to her assistance. The fiend of a husband was soon after arrested, and coin mined to jail. The wife was not dead at the last accounts, but no hope was entertain ed of her recovery. It is stated that-Cur less made this attack on his wife, because she would not promise him, not to marry a a second time, in the event of his dying be fore her. He is represented to be a temper ate man, and quite wealthy. The following beautiful extract is taken from the "Tates of a Physician," a work recently republished in this country: "There is scarcely a profession in which the sympathies of its professors are mom painfully excited than that of the medical practitioner. How often is he called to the bed of hopeless sickne s; and (hat, too, in a family, the members of which are drawn together by the closest bonds of love! How painful is it to meet the inquiries & gaze of attached friends, or weeping relatives, di rected towards him in quest of that conici= !anon, that assurance of safety, which he has not to give! and how melancholy is it to behold the last ray of hope, which had lin gered upon the (lice of affection, giving place to the dark cloud of despair. And when all is over; when the bitterness of death bath passed from the dead to life living; from the departed to the bereaved; hark to that shriek of agony, that convulsive sob, that bitter groan,wrung from the heart's score, which bespeaks the utter prostration of the spirit beneath the blow! There, cold in the embrace of death, lies the honored husband of a heart-broken wife; her first, her only love!• Or, it may be, the young wife of a distracted husband,the bride of a year, the mother of an hour, and by her, perhaps, the blighted fruit of their love —the bud by the blossom, and both are withered!" THE INCURABLE. "Now doctor! don't you think lam on the mending hand—and doctor!—mayn't go out soon!" "No! I say! unless you shut up that mouth of yours!" "Why doctor, I feel considerably better —and doctor, 1 ate a mince pie this mores ing." "What! mince devil, madam." "Why, doctor! I kinder hankered arter it; and you said, doctor, when . I felt as tho' I could take a leetle something that was nice, and light, I might just smell of it and kinder taste it, doctor." "And so you eat a mince pier "Yes! doctor!—and a leetle castard—a very leetle." "It's a wonder, madam, if you don't die after it! Why didn't you swallow a pound of bullets!" "Why, doctor! a physician once told me always to eat, when I felt an appe tite"— "Shut up! shut up! madam? What do I care for your physician!" "W hy, would you really advise me to say nothing at all doctor? It does me so much good to talk!" "Good! it will be the-death of you yet." "Why, I must say, I should hate terribly, doctor, to have the lock jaw!" "Uniphl you'd be sure to talk in your sleep!—come shut up!" "Why now there's DrNl3--, who can cure any thing. He'd leNroe eat mince pies! don't you think, doctor, a little balm or catnip tea taken externally would take the oppression off my stomach—ahl dear doctor, dont von know! Shall I call in Dr. —to advise with you. He can cure any thing!" '.There's one thing he can't cure. Übe can, l say send for him madam!" “What! pray what is it, dear doctor! I want to know!” "He can't make a blister, that will pre vent your everlasting tongue from click—r click--clacking! Good day, madam!" "Yes he cant—come back, doctor, he's a master hand at sewing up things with a needle and thread." "Then send for him. It's past my cure. Good day, madam." "Another mince pie, Sokey! Oh! dear I'm trotting off in a rapid consumption." • REPARTEE.-A lady in Beston,sometime since, having cut an advertisement out of a newspaper with an intention to send it to the printer for further information, pinned it open her gown. A gentleman, to wheni she was, partial, observing that it began., with "To let," asked "at what price, magd...: ( .". 4 ' sea" She looked at the piece and pereele• ing his drift, replied, "At the price error hand, sir."