Huntingdon journal. (Huntingdon, Pa.) 1843-1859, November 17, 1858, Image 1
,:b100:4 futt to 'l ,tt,itoott ,rt , to ,t) 7,77.7 WM. BREWSTER, EDITOR & PROPRIETOR. Miscellaneous Advertisements. FR INVIli. v l 'TIE ! - - PREPARED BY Dn. ~ - ANFoR,D. , Compotinded entirely of Gums. 13 one of the best 'purgative and liver mai vines now before the public, that acts as a Ca thartic, easier, milder, end more- effectual than any titer medicine known. It is not only a Ca thartic, but ,a Liver remedy, acting first on the Liver to eject lie morbid, then on dhe stomach and bowels to carry oft' that matter. thus accom plishing two p.p.es effectually, without any of the painful feelings experienced is t he operation of most Cathartics. It strewlens the system et the same time, that it pargeo,l4, and when taken daily in Moderate does,',i9n strengliten and build it up with unusual rapitlit2; The h e quip* a i t .. rid,a regula tors of the lidiNaklicV . MI 1 4. H t 144 1. t ir t 4,._ kinns its functions won a the powers of the leo tem ore folly develop- S ed. The stomach is almost entirely deport- gi g dent on the healthy 1 action of the Liver for ,;','' the proper perform duce of it, function, IR When the stomach is et fault, the bowels are 0 tit fault and the whole system suffers in con- Z sequence of one 0rg..11 1 —the Liver— [wino •t, ceased to do its duty. For the diseases of 00 that orgun one of the proprietors has made . it his study, in a prac tice of more than men; ;74 Cr years, to find some remedy wherewith tol counteract the many deiangemcnt3 to whichig it is liable. 're prove that tlds r , remedy is at last di, covered any person troubled with Liver Complaint in any of its'l" forms, lms but to try a bottle and convictionll l l is certain. These gums remove "11 1 all morbid or bad matter from the system t supplying in their place a heal by flow r., of bile; invigorating the stomach, , causin,qlß jhoft to digest well, purifying the blbattrgrrg - totte Lin d with to the whole machine- . y, removing [because of the disease, and o f W . &ding a radical cure t)ne dose after ent-I,M tug is suftileient to eV. here the stomach and !prevent th e food f ro i n Eking and soaring. la! ' Bilious attacks ar c\',f leaved, anJ what is the occasional use of better, prevented, t,.. the Liver Itivigurator., Only eta done till prevents Nightinnre. before Only one dose taken at tog , to ens the bowels gently, and cures Costiveness. One dose taken after each meal will c e Dys pepsia. Ono dose of t(( 0 teaspoonfuls will alw vs remove Sick Headache. One bottle taken for female obsctrnt•tiaare moves the ranee of the disease, and makes a perfect cure. Only one dose immediately relieves Chalk., while One dose often repeat td is a sure cure for Cholera Merlins, anti a preventive or moo., 'Only one bottle is needed to throw out of the system the effects of mcdicine:aftcr a long sickness. ffe'One baffle taken -for Janndiee :removes all sallowness or unnatural color Irons the skin. One dose taken a short time before eating gives rigor to the appetite, rind makes food digest well. One done often repeated cores Chronic Ma rione in its won't forms, while Summer and Bowel complaints yield almost to the first dose. One or two doses 'cures attacks canard by Worms in Children ; there is no sorer or speed fez remedy in the world, on a never fails. a- A few bottles cored druicts, by exciting the ahmorbents. . We take pleasure in reconunendi ugthis toed -Seine as a preventive for Fever mid A hue, Chill, Fever, mid all Fevers of a Bilious Type. It operates with certainty, and thousands aro wit. ling to testify to its wonderini virtues. All who use it are giving their unanimous tee. timony in its favor. . . . 15e.btOt water in the mouth with the 'twig°, ator, and swallow both togethot. . . The Liver Invigorator. Is a scientific medical - discovery, and is daily working cures, almost too great to believe. it cures as if by magic, even the finest dose giving benefit, and seldom snore than one bottle is re quired to cure any kind Of Liver complaint, from the worst jaundice or Dyspepsia to a com mon Headache, all of which are the result of diseased liver. ...... ....11161: ONE DOLLAR PER RoTTI.E. Dn. SAN vo Vroprietor, 345 Dromk,y, N•Y, Sold by IL 14011, J. Read Illintingd?n, Apr. 7238.-1, THE CASSVILLE SEMINARY, ONLY $22.50 PER QUARTER THE FRESEiT FACULTY. M. McN. WALSH, Principal, Prot of Lang ranges and Philosophy. Chas. 8. Joslin. A. M, Prot: of Latin, Greek, etc. James W. Hughes, Prof. of Mathematics. Benjamin F. Hunch, Adjunct Prof. of Mathematics. (4eo. W. Linton, Prof. of Vocal Music. • Mrs. M. MeN. WALSH Preceptress, Tesellet of. Botsswijislory, Wading; etc. Miss - E. M' Faulkner, Teacher of Yellis . Work Paiotiog, Llrawing, Miss D. L. lstauley, Teacher of Piano Music, Woo Fruit, Mrs. Irs., Teach, ,f English Branches. Miss J. 111. Walsh, Teacher of Primary English. The 'emit success of this school is extra.dinary. Besides being the cheapest one of Om kind ever established, it is - nosy the largest this , seotiOP of the .sl,tttee - All .branebes are taught, and students of all ages, and of both sexes, are received. The expenses for a year need not be more than $9O. Students call en. ter tykenever they wish. Address, • JOHN D. WALSH, Cassville, Huntingdon Co., Pa. Ju11e23;58. Notice to Coal Purchasers. trim subscriber is now prepared to furnish .L. Coal& Coke at his bank at Lilly's Sta tion, on the Penu'a, Railroad, of as good quali ty as can be had on the mountain. I will run coal to Hollidaysburg, or any other point on the Ponn'a. Railroad, if application is made persott ally or by later. ALSO-1 will agree to deliver COKE nt any bank, in cars, at /our and a quarter cents per bush el viz t—Thirty-tive pounds to the bushel, or de liver it in soy own cars, at any point desired, at the lowest possible rates. Vor either of the above articles, address J. M'GONIGLE, Hemlock, Cambria County, Vas where all orders will be propmply attended to. Aug. 25, 1858.131. LII.DTSSI , DRESS GOODS, of rich e tclo sad fer 7 chomp at D. I'. G W IN'S. QPLENDID RARSARPRT ftr 371 cts. pci tJ yard at the cheap 'tore of Fssorm & MCMI,TUIL fittutinbon TERMS OF' THE JOURNAL, TERMS • The"HutrmonottJountrAC' is published at the following rates : If paid in advance $1,40 If paid within sixmontlis after the time'of subscribing 1,75 If paid Deere the expiration of the year, 2,00 And two dollars and fifty cents it not paid tillafter the expiration of tho year. No subscripl tion taken for a less period thou six months. I. All subscriptions are continued until oth erwise ordered, and no paper will be discontinu ed calif arrearages are paid, except at the option of the publisher. 2. licturned numbers are never received by us. All timbers sent us in that way are lost, • end sumer accomplish the purpose of the sender. 3. Verso's. wishing to Stop ibeir subscriptions, must Igo/ lip arrearages, and tend n written or verbal order to Oust eilect,.to the office of pub lication in Huntingdon. ' 4. Giving notice to.o postmaster is neither it logo or a proper notice. 5. After one or snore numbers of is new year Move been forwarded, n new year has .commend. ed, and the paper will net be discontinued until or?•ffuget ore paid. S ec No. . The Courts S have decided that refusing to take . a newspaper from the office, or removing and coning.it uncalled for, is PRIMA, FACIE eviclontio ui intentional fraud. Suhseribers living in distant enmities, or in other Swett, will be required to pay inviolably in tide:owe. Ca'Tito above terms will be rigidly adhered to in all vases. A DVEINTISEMENTS ‘‘'ill be charged at the followjag rates I insertion. g do. 3 dv. Six linos ur less, $ 25 $ 37} $ 50 One square, (16 lines,) 50 75 1 00 Two " (32 .4 )s1 00 150 200 3 Mc. 6 mo. 12 rrio. Chic square, $3 00 $5 00 $8 00 Two squares, 500 800 'l2 00 cultrintr, 800 12 00 18 0U du., l2 00 12 00 27 00 q ii., 18 00 27 00 ' 40 00 I do. . , 28 00 40 00 5U 00 110,iness Cords of six lines, or less, $4.00. Advertising and Job Wor*.T. '' We would remind the Advertising coin mushy and all others who wish to bring their business extensively before the pub lie ; that the Journal has the largest cir culation of any paper in the county—that i it o instantly increasing;—and that is goes into the hands of our wealthiest citi zens. We'would also state that our facilities for executing all hinds of JOB PRINT ING are equal to those of any other office inthe county; and all Joh Mir ed to our hawk will be done neatly, romptly, and at prices which will be satisfactory. T UE CASSVMI,I9 SEMINARY• Wax Fruit, 83,00 ,• Wax Flowers, $3OO ; Grecian Painting, 83,00 ; Ornamental Pain , $3,041 Leather Work, 53,00 ; Chenille Wodc, $:3,00; Oi;can Shells & Moms, 82,00; Piano Musk, $5,00, • Those wishing to learn the above from a timeher'or expo. Otee, should do so immediate • ly, ler Miss Stanley eau be rend ted at the Setntnary only a few months longer—she re• turns to New York iu the Spring, IkaTCeVICM. We request those of our subscribers' who re• eive their papers,to inform us of those in their itumudiato ueighhorhuoJs who are subscribers to the "Journal," Red, have failed to reeeieu thu stone, since the stealing of our pack-hook, 1,3 ruffians on the 3 , 1 of February. 1./1 lIXON'S anprovedSACSACIN CUTTERS and starers, for sala Ly JAS. A. BROWN. - Oct. et, Glass Preserving. Jars, diGrest sizes, fur sale by FISHER Sl' NI" ICC It LE. I 1 OAL BUCKETS & suovEr.s For sale by tr. JAS. A. BROWN. INDEX TO ADVEDTISEMENTS. Grovrr and Baker's Sowing machine. Samuel C coves store. Cladwick and Bra, Cook stove for sale. Climax Grain Fan. Lumbertn ell & Stockraisers. Aammonton Lands. Mountain Female ,Seminary. Gifts! Gifts!! Gills!!! Land for sale. Dr. A. P. Fields. , Millwood Academy, Green Willow Foundry. S. M. Pillongill & Co. Gutman's Clothing Store. Brown's Hardware Store. Fisher St Malutrie's Store. Sand. S. Smith's Drug A Grocery Store, Great Purifier. Iron City Cniledge. Saving Fund. Literary Boras. Galvanic oil. Great BeautiGer. Invigorator. Cassville Seminary. Lung Inlirmery. Tows vs Country. Indian Root Pills. Country Merchants. Alexandria Foundry. Huntingdon Warm Springs, Consumption cared. Bank Notice. Autiplilogistic Salt. littutingdon Hotel. New Lard Press.' David P. twin's Store. H. Roman's Clothing Store. Patent Portable Fence. Premiums awarded. Oho Journal Office. COlon'a Book Store Huntingdon Mill. Letter Copier. Railroad ',rime. • H. K. Neff, M. D. Huctingdon Foundry. Dr. J. R. Huyett, Dentist. Atorney's at Law. Scott & Brown. Wilson & Petrikin. ILos P. Campbell. " LIBERTY AND UNION, NOW AA FOREVER, ONE AND INSEPARABLE. HUNTINGDON, PA., WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 17, 1858. (sttert Miscellany. IittOMAIV3 13E31 nu lUD. The Sewing Machine has proved itself a most valuable aid to the wife and mother, having the care and education of eons and daughters, and is too important a subject to be lightly dismissed, without its real ,a loe to the sex being fully set forth. There has heretofore been considerable said on the subject in these pages, and it is quite possible that we nii , zht have satisfied with what boa teen said, had the GrtovEn & PAKER Sewing Machine . Company been content with their previous achievements, in manufacturing a very excellent machine. 'flier have recently, however, introduced n new machine for family setvintr, by far excels anything previously brought to public notice. Its merits are too great to be slightly overlooked, and we think that no lady will censure us for setting forth the claims of the new (;rover & Baker Ina chine to the favorable consideration of the I' • The new Grover & BakeP Machine makes a new and entirely distinct stitch from any other made by machine—a pat• voted stitch—much preferred for family sewing, on account of its great beauty, strength, and elasticity. It is without a ri val in these particulars, because fabrics that are sewed by it can be washed and ironed without injury to the seam. If a 'thread should break from any cause, the ls'ant cannot rip, for each stitch is so se t cnrely !tidied e's to be independent of the I , remaining stitches for strength. We here f give dratVings, some with threads loose (Figure 1), to enable the reader to form an Figure. 1 idea of the merits or the stitch. It will be seen that the upper thread is passed through the fabric, and that the lower thread is passed both thrnpr-1-1 mi. upper. !figure 2 exleuus. 17,9,trc the threads more lightly drawn, and will enable the reabr to judge of the seam, when told that each stitch IF twice tied.— Figuru 3 shows a small winding thread, Fijitie 3, lying flat iind dote on the under surface of the cloth. The whole duty of this un der thread is to securely, ,fasten the upper and give elasticity to the seam. In stretch ing it the strum is divided between all the stitches, and as each stitch gives or yields to the strain, there can be little danger of breaking the threads from washing or iron• ing. Figure 4 shows the seam as it ap• Fi41117 . 0 pears when drawn up and finished. The machine itself finishes the seam, without any recourse to the hand needle to fasten the ends ; and if, as above represented, there be an attempt to pull the two pieces of fabric apart, it will be found impossible t o do it, without breaking either the threads or the fabric. Another great merit of this machine is that it will sew either silk, tin• en, or cation thread, direct from the spools, as purchased` from the stores, without say rewinding. In other words the two spools-may be put upon the machine, and sewed front them direct, and a lady mey readily learn to make an entire pat mem. without unthreading Anther needle. We do not see why she might not exhaust the threads from both spools without re•thread. ing the needles. We will attempt a short description of the process of making this stitch, with a mere mention of the mechanism employed to do it. The upper thread; carried by a reifiesl needle, is passed through the cloth • where it throws out a loop, which is caught• by a circular needle carrying a thread one httll the size of the upper thread, which is passed through it and held open until the upper or vertical needle is again passed down, through both the fabric and ilC . lOOp of the under thread. This process is re peated Mail the seam is linithed, the low er thread passing through the upper, and the upper thread passing through 016 low. er. We marvel at the ingenuity end sim. plicity of the mechanism. It is so stipple that a child of tell years can understand and manage it, while its durability will bearnny teat, except intentional violence, inspec.ion of the stitch can nut to impress the examiner with its reser& blance to the "back stitch," so popular among ladies. Figure 5 shows that in the here 5. back stitch the thrsd is single on the up er side ; while it double on the under. There is no need fr describing this stitch for it is too wel i / ,nown and appreciated. Figure 6 exhibitsthe two threads as they /no,: 6. appear on the uder surface of the cloth —showing that thy run parallel with each other, and not anding,. a 9 to the Grover & 1-.3alcer stitch. i'igure 7, shows the up- Ffitre 7. p6ftrdnee (a side!view) of the seam after it is finished. Witle it is equally strong, it oas neither the to ltuy nor the elasticity of the Groirer &ker stitch. For a better \ippreciation of the excel lence of the Gluer and Baker machine, we will show %Vita progress had been made in Sewing Machines prior to their invention. The 'rarest approach to ma king a two thretad seam by machinery was the crossing of two threads, one on the upper surface of the cloth, and the other on the under surface, Figure 8 l'it,ttre will show the upper thread earned through the fabric, as before described, while the under thread is contained on a bobbin in side of the shuttle, which passes through the loop, and to complete the seem, is drawn into the centre of the fabric, It requires many conditions to enable an op erator to do this is all cases, for the thread on the under side of the seam will assume the appearance of the ' , mail bag" stitch (Eigurc 9) acid when this is the'case the . , lower threads mny be pulled out without trouble Even when the machine sews perfectly the sewing will, trona many can. sea, grow worse and worse, as represented in Figure 10. On thick cloths there is Figure 10. less difficulty in making a perfect stitch, with the appearance of the ,arn alike up on both aides, as shown in Figure 11. On Figure 11 such material, where the seam is not test ed by washing and ironing, it may be du rable enough for many purposes ; but if the thresd breaks : and the cloth pulled as in Figure 12, the loops must of necessity Pigetre 12. to draw Out, as far as the ends of the thread will allow them. On thin materials there is not body enough to permit the crossi ng point to be drawn Into the centre, and there is no other way of tanking the seam, than to permit the under thread to lie flat on the surface of the, cloth, as shown in Figure 9. The thread will shrink in washing, and when the material is stretch edlri ironing, this under thread must break and when it breaks there is no security .against ripping. The. utmost care is. re, quired to be used in washing and ironing garments made with the shuttle stitch seam, and great care may make it quite serviceable on thin.fabrtcs. Every shuttle seam—whether upon thick or thin fabrics —requires. to have the ends carefully fas tened with u hand needle, that it may be prevented from ripping. There are various methods of making this stitch, which is sometimes, for effect, . i called the. “Lock Stitch," but it ms still a shuttle seams, whether made by a recipro• eating shuttle or a :bobbin and a rotating hook; the thread in either case must be careful:), taken from the original spools and wound upon the bobbin. These hob, bins contain very limited quantities of the thread, and as the reader must readily per ceive, the coarser the thread the fewer , number of yards the bobbin will contain. This Shuttle stitch, which we have just described and illustrated, was us great an advance upon the Tambour stitch (which preceded it), as the Grover & Baker stitch was upon the shuttle stitch. The Tam boo r : stitch(sbown in Figure 13) has beets it;guiv t 3. fief ) nadoui tnut 40,01' • ...Ail'- much used for ornamental sewing. It is a mere series of ioopings oil the under sur face of the cloth, after the manner of the Icnating stitch, and net one particle more secure, for if the thread breaks, and there be any strain upon the two pieces of cloth (as shown in Figure 14), the loops will ra- Figure 14 vel or rip the entire length of the seam.— We learn that most of the low priced ing chines make this stitch, which we regard ~s almost .useless for family sewing, and would hesitate long before reuommending our renders to invest money in one of therm WHAT CAUSES INDIAN STINKER? We propose to suggesting an answer to the above inquiry. As we look out upon the face of nature, robed in the cerulean vail that at present envelops the earth, and the balmy air playing softly upon our cheek, we can scarcely believe that it is the latter ena of October, bordering close ly on the chilly blasts and darkling clouds of November. Yet it is so, Indian sum mer is upon us, the last warm kiss of the waning year. But whence come these balmy days and this smoky atmosphere ! Are the result of our !quit brethren" in the west burning their prairies ? l'co out boyish mind this was a sufficient explanation. yet -we con fess that u stray 'doubt would at times cross our minds when we reflected on the vast distance which the heat and smoke had to travel, and the vast fires necessary to product, such quantities of these mate rials. And when wo grew to riper years and learned !rem Purley—that wonderful man—that the Indians burn the prairies in the spring instead of the fall, We became further dierLical on the subject, our fath er's ipse dixil to the contrail not siithstan, ding. Upon further investigaiin, wo I. ion • ker were rapidly disappearing, and the prairies becoming cultivated grain ftelds, which needed no burning; yet the Indian summer decreased not with these changes And now we Were fairly puzzled. What caused Indian summer was set down atnon the unsolved problems of our cranium, till our college days (balmy and soft as the present_life's real Indian surnnaer dawn ed upon us, and then we asked the pro lessor of Meteorology, who of course knew. The result of our inquiry we will endeav or to give so far as we remember it. The name Indian summer no doubt was given to this period from the fact that ii afforded the Indians of our continent, from time immetuorial, a favorable opportunity for gathering the:r corn, which teas their harvest. It was therefore their summer to this peculiar sense, and hence the name . And now lot the cause: Two pherremena here meet us which are to be accounted for; first, the mild tern peralure so late in the season, and second ly, the unusual amount of haze in the at mosphere. They both depend upon the the same cause, viz , the absence of aerial currents or winds of any account, and the consequent calmness of the atmosphere. And this state of things rev/$y from the gradual diminution of heat in the surfaee of - the earth, which has been going on since" the first of August. During the spring and early summer months the earth receives and absorbs more heat through :the day than she radiates during the day and night. The consequence is that the surface acquires a high temperature. A bout the last of July, by the shortning o( 'the days. the amount of heat received has diminished so as to only equal that radio. ted. Atter this period the radiation du ring the lengthening nights exceeds the abserbbion through .the day and reduces the elevated temperature of its surface down to its medium. This is reuched a bout the last of October, or the first of No vember. The earth has then became too cool to give rise to ascensions: or local tizontal currents, and as a consequence pp cold air from higher latitudes roach us, in the shape of chilling winds, nor are clouds and showers formed in dm atmosphere, by the admixture of cold and warm air, Hence there results a period of mild days, in which ibe sun pours down his sti 1 vig erous rays with no cold wools to counter. Act their effect, whila the mois ure which exists constantly the form of invisible vapor in the atmosphere, not being car ried up by ascensional currents to form showers, or swept away by horizontal gales to be diffused elsewhere, becomes visible 'o the eye, in the form of a bluish gauze like haze, such as we see at present, The popular notion that this haze is smoke, is of course errone' us: No confLigratiou could produce such quantities, nor would it, when produced, be carried to us front : , in distance when there are no winds. But while we assert that it is not smoke causos by combustion, we admit that it pa ro- , of the general 'nature of smoke, which i nOthind more than watery vapor arising from burning wood and made visible by passing into cool air. We also 'admit that the smoke from chimneys, etc., intermtd glee with the haze of this season, and be leg of the same specific gravity, instead of rising, comes to the earth, as in damp, foggy weather, thus bridging to our sen ses the odor of binning wood. It wilt be perceived, therefore, that the smell of smoke which confirms the unreflecting in their opinion that the atmosphere is filled with this substance, arising from some burning material, admits of a ready ex planation, without the untenable theory to which they feel compelled to resort. Wa tery vapor is fightWthan the air, at the earth's surface. Hence when it become; diffused or formed in tt, It dintiniThes the specific gravity of the wkole simesphere The smoke, therefore, from chimneys with itasooty odrr, comes to ihe surface, not be ing able to rise in an atmosphere of its '-- cv;ii There are mane collateral points con. netted with this subject; some of which may be necessary to the proper understan• ding of the above explanations. But. we cannot discuss the whole related ground in a newspaper article. Hoping that what we nave said may thruw some light on this hazy subject, we remain, Juntas.-:-= 9,rmaulown Telegraph. Luis', TENDER —Some people are at loss to know what is a legal tender of mon ey. Most persons are greatly in error in supposing that cents area .legal tender for any amount, and sometimes captious people snake large payments in copper coin : which creditors suppose they are ob. liged to receive—from the fact that it is coineu at the mint sad bears the impress. lof the United States upon it. From thtt , S‘lllll u yigips. tne act. of Congress upon the subject, is will be seen what is and what is not a legal ten. der. Tho law regulating the payment of I debts with coin provides that the following coin be legal tender; • 1. All gold coin•at their respective val ues for debts of any amount. • 2. The half dollar, quarter dothir,, half dime, and quarter dime, at their respect ive values for debts of any amount under five dollars. 3. Three cent pieces for debts of any amount under thirty cents; and 4. By the law passed at the last session of Congress, we may add one cent peaces for any amount tumor ten rents. By the law of Congress, passed come four 01 five years ego. gold was made the legal tender for large antounts. Those who to get rid of large .quantities of cents and small coin, sometimes pay their bills with it, to the annoyage of the creditor, will percieve that there is a stoppage io that antic by the law, DIVORCE IN INDIANA. -Judge Tesi, of In diana, in givirg opinion in a divorce case recently before him. said that the ad vocates of free love could not ask the en actment of a statute more favorable to their views than the present devorce laws. Mormon polygamy is better, for that at least compels the husbane to pro. vide hr fine protect his numerous wives," Indiana appears to be the, great refuge forall edly.matched parties, where they are able to get unmat,d without any ay. Pacorricz, noticeing the exhibition, by a horse trainer, of an anti-kicking says, .'the inventor has sold out his patent to the President, who intends w use it on Douglas, Wise, Forney, and others, who show a disposition to kick out of the party, traces." DIED ON HER KNEEB.—Mrs. Catherine Tilden, wife of Mr. Daniel Jones, of Glen more, Kent county. Md., died very sudden ly, recently, aged 54. She arose in her usual health and before; 'tasting for gab. bath Scholl retired , to her private room fur her morning devotions, singing— Wesud, lover of my soul, Let me to thy bocini Sy." And there upon her banded knees shu c.•used at once to pray and live, 6111rGone a ducking, is the term used for a young fellow in Arkansas who goes to set up with a young warner. corn. slightest sorrow for sin is sitf_ ficient if it produces amendment, the great est is insufficient if it does not. Ba'Gold in no - idoT,woishipped in nil climetni without a single temple, and by n.I case without:a elnkleltypderite. Time, Patience, and Industry, are the three grand luabtore of the world , . -.0.t VOL xXIIITSAV,46. leititttergiVaJ stir Anit ;inn 94e11.0 'di nail vs h. —A.Nksiishripinhasissisiwild 7 66a ecttiggli, .fet Atd hcnitvi vermillion rd 7,4) white, I,4et nu)?prn tresses goat op.o the vale, And llowery garlauds all their %meets eadinte if once the lips in patting shoold Her teetbdiseolored or ju diyarrax„ The spell tlissolvee, aud Beholds her fond pretensions inelkkintlrsi , : ., .. And, like the rose beside= thectletetigittil stone, • Be dooined to Hush o'er inan;•"it L , .,ip,cluksitofilog bone."' riir A squill pattern , ol a artralte solicited the band of a very lti e'bwm4 , loh no." Onic44he AsirAdy n ‘llAan't think of it eni a inomentl !Phel jfati is, '!bony; you are a little too big to put in a cradle', and a livle too small 'tBPuf in it bed." . . Pat's Description of a Fiddle —Pad• dy's description of a fiddle Oatini v ,tbe beat: "It . wasthe shape of a turkey, and the size. of a goose ; he turned it over on its back and rubbed its belly with a stick and och St. Patrick ! bow it did squid !" Ber A divine informed a sailor the devil was chained up. -Ifow long is the rope ?" Oh" was the dignified reply, "it extends over the world." .'lloes it r: re joined Jack ; "if so, the lubber might as well be loose." 10.1 n the story of the, courtship: of a loving couple, after MI had been arranged and fixedup, the narrator pays : "Here their lips came together, arid the report which followed was tile pulling a home'. hoof out of the num." illar Sally Jones says that when she was in love she felt as if she Was-in a tun. nab. with a stream of molasses running in Clear Case. —Cointng along the street the other morning, we overheard the fol• conversation, which ig clear enough "Julius is you Letter din %nothing I" Ne, I was better yesterday, but l'ae gut ober dat." "Am dere no hopes den, ob your dia. covmy V "Yourdiscovery from de con; valescence what tun fotching you on yet back." . "thtt depends nail. a Itogedder on the prognostification, which azipliphy de dis- . ease, Should dey continue. &wally, - de doctor links Fee a goner; Should dey not continue fatualiy, he hopes die culled in •diridual won't die till next time, . Hut an I said before, dat ell depends on de prog- Austics, and till des come to a head, dere 'are no telling wedder din posson whammy to a diteontinguation or otherwise. find out whom• a child loves, ,make it a present, and notice to whom h is most eager to show. that present exulting ly. To find out whoa Woman hates do exactly the sante thing. c. 7. Same one says of a certain congre gation, that they pray on their knees on Sundays, and on their neighbors the rest of the week, ster A man has declined being a can. didete for effice in one of the new States because he is not a legal citizen; has nev er paid a tax or any debt, owns no proper ty, can't read nor write, is blind, has but 'one leg. has lost. four fingers from his left hand, has ten children, and can't leave home for fear they will abuse thpr 'moth er. Clif A caebrated physician, boasting et dinner that he cured his own hams, one of guests observed ' •'lloctor, 1 would souner Le your limn , thou your patient. ear Be sure to annex a woman' whir will lift you up, instead tvn—i erca a tt itikiste get bOlitti a piece of calico that will wash. ffir No horse wit, bound a mare's neta That, di.tuvecy can only be made by Ad. dony,ey. • .41!1 When'does a cow become real Ori-' ' tow 1 - .When turnaioto a field Mir 'WM as happy es a calm at high' water," said awacquaietance the other day'. lie had just received a letter from Inc'"' sweetheart. , Irkir - The fellow tvho ‘Verurring Demeanor, thinks very seriously of break- ' N off the vngogetnent. ' Car A writer gives - the followingllo vice .0 wives t l'Should you find'lt Item- t 4 b sary,satnany of - ,yau undoubtedly Wilt, to chtitiso,your husbands, you will perform" ' l ' this afincttunate duty :with the soft end at he broom„ nut with then handle.” • .)411,19 A floral aentimeut—lf you wish for lit art's case,' never look to .mary gold.'