f fluntingbon 7011T1141. WM. BREWSTER, ED : THE LIVER INVIGORATOR ! PREPARED BY DR. SANFORD. Compounded entirely of Gums, 13 one of the best purgative and liver medi tines now before the public, that acts as a Ca thartic, easier, milder, and more effectual than any ther medicine known. It is not only ft Ca thartic. 'bat a Liver remedy, acti,ng first on the river to eject its morbid, then on the stomach and bowels to carry off that-matter. thus serum- Vlishing two purp?scs effectually, without any of The painful feeling's experienced in the operation of most Cathartics. It stregthens the system at tile same time that it purges it , and when taken Artily in moderate doses, will strenghten and Intik! it up with unusual rapidity. The Liver is one of]-11the principal regula- . idy ; and when it per. the powers of the sys ed. The stomach is tors Oi the human bcp, Ruins its functions well teni arc fully develop ident on the healthy the proper perform- When the stomach is atfanit anti the whole almost enure epen ;action of the Liver for ‘anco of its functions. atttattlt, the bowels are eyetem 'suffers in con -the Liver— having For the diseases 9 ttroprietors has made of more than twen remedy wherewith to) nierangament3 to which! To prove that this sequence of ono organ ceased to do its duty. that organ one of the it his study, in a rec. ty years, to find some counteract the many lit is liable. remedy is at lust dls troubled with Liver forms, has but to try covered any pers. Complaint in any of its' bottle and conviction Then gums remove matter from die system lie certain. all morbid or bad atmidzing in their of~ bile, invigorating food to digest well, place a !leal ly . flow the stomach, causing wing tone and health ry, removing the cause tFecting a radical core ing is sufliicieurto re prevent the food from purifying ihe blood ? gi: to the whole machine of the disease, and One dose after eat.: liece the stomach and rising and souring. (cured, an.l what Is the Qccasionttl use of Bilious attack; arol bettor, prevented, by l the Livor Invigorator. only one dose tut- ken before cti.ing liTerits Nightmare. at night, to 'ens tho Costiveness. Only ono close talc bowers gently, and eu ii meal will c e One cruse token oßci no!j2l. teaspoonfuls will and y, Ono down of t!v remove Sick limbicAi. One bottle taken for female obsctructionre. moves the canee of the disease, nod makes n perfect cure. Only one dose immediately relieves Cholie, while One dose often repeated is a sure cure fur Cholera Mori's, and a preventive of Cl.olerm Cr Only one bottle is needed to throw out of the system the abets of medieine;nfter a long sickness. One bottle token fur Jaundice removes all sallowness or unnatural color from the skin. One dose taken a short time before eating gives vigor to the appetite, and makcslood digest troll. Otto dose often repented cures Chronic Dia, lima in its worst Mrms, while Summer and Bowel complaints yield almost to the first dose. one or two doses cores attacks cat-rd'hv Worms in Children ; there is no surer or speed let remedy in the world, as it never fails. GrA few bottles cures dropsy, by exehiii; the absorbents. We take pleasure in reeominendi ngthis nl,l - as a preventive fur Fever and Aea,•. Chili, Fever, and all Favors of a Bilious Type. It operates with certainty, and thousands are wil ling to testify to its wontlerial virtues. All who use it are giving their unanimous tes timony in its favor. GrMix water in the mouth with the lnvigu ator, and swallow both togethet. The Liver Invigorator. Is a scientific medical discovery, and is daily working cures, almost too great to believe. It cures as if by tonic, even the &Rd dose giving benefit, and seldom more titan one bottle is re quired to core am bind of Liver complaint, irons the worst Jaundice or Dyspepsia to a com mon Headache, all of which are the result of n diseased Liver. PRICE ONE DOLLAR PER Dorm. Dn. SANFORD, Proprietor, 345 Broadway, \•V. Sold by H. MOlanigill, Read Huntingdon. BANK NOTICE. 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We would remind the Advertising com munity and all others who wish to bring their business exten.ively befote the pub lie ; that the Joursat has the largest cit.. culation of any paper in the county—that it is o instantly increasing;—and that is goes into the hands of our wealthiest citi zens. We would also state that our facilities for ex,cuting all kinds of JAB PRINT ING are rqual to those of any other office inthe county; and all Job Work (ultras. ed to our hands will be done neatly, promptly, a,nd at prices which will be satisfactory. i.kCt ` lisrdhui». LIGHTNING. Our records of lightning- phenomena ore continued in all their fullness and minutia. No case of de tth by lightning in a steam boat cr railroad car, or lon telegraphic ope rator, or in an iron vessel furnished with metallic lightning conductors, has yet come under our observation during the many years covered by our record in our exten sive field of research. But two deaths by lightning have occur red itt buildings furnished with metallic conductors, one of these was at North Prairie, Wisconsin, July 8, 1855, the oth er at Walden, Vermont, July 18, 1857. I have no doubt. could 1 have seen those two buildings immediately after they had been struck by lightning, that I. should have found such traces of the lightning ns would have explained the apparent failure of the rods. Those facts will allay the fears of many persons who are in steamboats, railroad cars, iron vessels or buildings, or in ves sels or buildings furnished with lightning conducters, during thunder storms. A case of suffering came under my own observation. A person in a house not fur fished with rods was, during thunder storms, so agitated and distressed that all the members of the family in the house were in attendance to soothe and quiet her mind; but on the house being thorough ly furnished wi:h metallic lightning con• ductors, her sufferings during thunder storms while in the house entirely ceased. We recorded a few years since the death of a lady at or near Poughkeepsie, from alarm, during a thunder storm. We nave made extensive inquiry of ship masters as to the effect of the wind upon ships' spars that had lightning conductors upon them and have not beard of a single instance in which the wind had carried a way the spars of a vessel with u lightning chain upon it. The impression is very general that steamboats arc never struck by lightning. This is an error; steamboats have some times been struck by lightning, but the da mage was very trifling. The masts of ocean steamers are liable to be struck by lightning. We have a record of the lightning stri king a piece of hot iron, that a blackanuth held on an anvil •with his tongs. The red hot iron gave out abundant ,c.tittliations. The melted iron in Mr. Cooper's fdr• nuns, at 'l'renton, New Jersey, was so highly charged wills electricity during a " LIBERTY AND UNION, NOW AND F . Oll, - EYE% ONE AND INSEPARABLE. " HUNTINGT)ON, PA., WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 25, 1858. thunaler storm that it gave shccks to the fireman, who was probing the hot iron with an iron bar. It is known to observing managers of dairies that milk is sometime+ changed by distant thunder; the brewer finds distant thunder occasionally to stop fermentetion ; and the butcher, when there is much light ning, of a peculiar kind, sees the fresh meat in his market stall become pm rid, and exhibit a green coloring mutter upon hs surface ; and if nurses and physicians will notice they will see that the sick are affected by thunder storms, The Mammoth Cave of Kentucky is free from lightning—thunder has never been heard or lightning been seen from w.thin this Cave. In ancient times, bef9re lightning rods were in use, grottoes under the water were made as a place of resort for safety during thunder storms. At the gtent Salines of Kanawha, where inflammable gas rises in vest columns to the height of 80 feet in the air, fears were expressed that the gas might become igni ted by lightning and the whole surface de stroyed by volcanic aetian. No fears of any such action need be apprehended, for the gas is so covered with water that the lightning with all its mighty powers, can not pass through, unless furnished Wall a covered conductor. I have a letter ol a recent date from Ca lifornia. in which my correspondents men tion the occurrence of tethunder.storm— a rare visitor to that part of the world. On the coast of Peru thunder and light ning is very rare, but earthquakes are of fr, quest occurrence; while on the opposite side of the Andes lightning is very fres quest, and earthquakes almost wholly un knoWn. In the Arctic zone we meet with no re. cords of e•urthtiuukee r or thunder or light. During thunder stormy, we have occa sionally recorded observations on the chart. ges of temperature every GO minutes. On ly a small number of thunder storms cool the air. Lightning rods can be erected at a very small cost ; iron wire, of one-fourth to five sixteenths of an inch in diameter, is suffi dent for a lightning conductor; it requires no other pointing than can he wade on a grind stone or with a file. Such rods cost less than one cent per foot. Each rod should be in one entire piece. Cold water should be freely thrown on persons struck down by lightning. We have the record of ret.uscitation on Staten Island many years ago, after hours_of dren ching with cold water. Metal roofs add to the protection of a house against lightning, but such rook for greater safety, should he connected with the earth by metallic rods. Since gas hen been used in pAiVi.hz.4 for illumination, WO serious rAtiits Frnw lightning have been experienced in which the gas pipes have been used. We have met no cases of loss of life by lightning of persons reposing on beds with iron bedsteads. ONLY TIGHT. 'How flushed, how weak he is ! What is the matter with him ?' 'Only tight.' ''fight? , 'Yes, intoxicated ' 'Only tight.' Man's best and greatest gift, intellect degraded ; the only pow er that raises bin from brute creation, trodden down under the foot of a debasing appetite. 'Only tight,' the mother stands with pale face and tear dimmed eye to see her only son's disgrace, and in her fancy pic ture the bitter woe of which this is the foreshadowing. 'Only tight,' the gentle sister whose strongest love through life has been given to her handsome talented brother, shrinks with contempt and disgust from his em brace, and brushes away the hot impure kiss he prints upon her cheek. 'Only tight,' and his young bride stops in the glad dance she is making to meet him, and checks the welcome on her lips to gaze in terror on the reeling form and flushed face of him who was the 'god of her idolatry.' .Onty tight,' and the father's face grows dark and sad as with a bitter sigh he stoops over the sleeping form of his first bron. He has brought sorrow to all these af fectionate hearts; he has opened the door to a fatal Indulgence; he has brought him self down to a level with brutes ; ho has tasted, exciting the appetite to crave the poisonous drought again ; he has fallen from high and noble manhood, to babbling idiocy, and heavy stupor; brought grief to his mother, distrust to his sister, almost despair to his brido, and bowed his father's head with sorrow, but blame him not for I he is 'only light.' Girls at Home. There are two kinds of girls; one is the kird that appears best abroad, the girls that are good for parties, rides, visits, balls, &., the other is the kind that appears best et home, the girls that are usefull he dining rim n, the :tick rosin. and all the precints of home They differ widely in character One is often a torment at horse; the oiher is a blessing. One is a moth. consuming everything about her the other is a sunbeam inspiring life and gladness all along her pathway. Now it does not nece.sarily follo•v that there shall be two classes of girls. The right education will mtdify both a little, and unite their characters in one. Girls aro tint made altogether for home, any more than boys are Society would be of little worth without girls. without we. men. The first pleasure and duty of eve ry women should be home; her next should relate to the refinement and well being of society..—But in order that she may know how to benefit and adorn home. Hence all girl., rich and poor alike, should be early instrnoted in all the duties and cares of home, Front the cellar to the garret, she should know all that is to be done. From the kitchen to the parlor she should be complete mistress. All the in tnests of home should be familiar to her as house: hold words. Neither idleness, folly or in. difference should pre'vent her from engag ing in all the concerns of home life. This will be to her a school more valuable than the seminary or the ladies' college. It behooves mothers therefore to feel that they are teachers of the first dignity in position —Their daughters will he much what they make them. ilia home edu cation will lay the true foundation °letter men It will fix the true princples of file in the young girls wind, It will give her an insight into domestic duties and tact her that to be useful is one great end in life, Rook educaiien can easily follow a good home training; but good home training is not apt fo follow the education of the schools.--Girls well taught at home are the girls that appear well everywhere Give us tit. tv. II read girls and we shell have no need for any other.--They will inulte the true woman. The Heart and the Brain The heart and the twain are %MIR Ily con.idereil the inoit vensative organs in the hunmn system ; and it will hardly be credited, dust neither has in i self any or gars of sensation, yet scientific men have asseried that such is the case. he Lon- don Quarterly has nn article upon the sub ject, from ,which we %sake the following xi race : The famous Dr Harvey examined, at the r. quest of Charles 1.. a nobleman of the Nlitrogotnery family who, to cone quenc• of an abscess had a little fistulous opening in the chest, through which the heart could be seen and handled. Thu great physiologist was astonished to find it insensible. '1 then brmght him,' he says, to the the King. that he might be hold and touch so exirnordidary a thing, nod that he might perceive, as I did, that unless when we touched the outer akin, ..r when he saw our fingers in the cavity, this young nobleman knew not that we touched the heart." Yet it is to the heart that we refer our joys, our sorrows and our affecuons; we speak of a g.md hearted, a bard-hearted, a true-hearted .d a hcanb•as man. Shielded from phys ical violence by nn outwork of bones, it is not invested with sensations which could have contributed nothing to its pres ervation; but while it can be grasped with the fingers, and give no indication of the fact to the possessor, it unmistakeably responds to the vari,d emotions of the mind, and by the general consent of man kind is pronounced the seat of our pleas. urea, griefs, sympathies, hatreds and love. Persons have frequently dropped down dead troin the vehemence with which it contracts or expands upon the sudden an noucement of good or bad news—its moss cular walls being strained too far in the upward or downward direction to enable them to return—and one of the purposes which this property of the heart is proba. ably designed to subscrve is to put a check upon the passions, through the alarming physical sensation they excite. Sex oc Peterboro, Trans cript says that a person in that village hav ing a special dislike to male biddies, sele e _ ted a dozen of eggs in accords ece with a rule which has recently gone the rounds of the papers, with the expectation or pro viding himself with a bevy of hens. his great disgust, nearly the whole trib e proved to be roosters. .Ir What kind of a doctor would a duck make ?---A quack doctor. Kiping. . Hardly any two Females kiss alike.— There is as much variety in the manner of doing it., as in the faces and menden of the sex. Some delicate little creatures merely give a eight brush of the lip. 'Phis is a sad aggravation. We seem to be about to "have a good time," but actually get no thing. Others go into us like a hungry man into a beef-steak, and seem to chew up our countenances. This, which is not a common case, is too much like the Can• nibal Islands, and soon drives away a deli cate lover. Others struggle like hens when burying themselves in dry dirt. The kiss is won by great exertions, and is not worth as much as the trouble it costs.— Now, we are in favor of a certain shyness when a kiss is proposed, but it should not be continued too long; and, when the fair g ives in, let her administer the kiss with warmth and energy. Let there be soul in it. It she clo-es her eyes, and sighs deep ly immediately after it, the effect is great er. She sh,'uld be careful not to "spread" the kiss, but give it as a humming bird runs his bill into a honeysuckle, deep, but delicately. There is much virtue in a kiss when well delivered. We have had the memory of one we received last us—. Love vs. Shinplasters. A young man in the Quaker City fell in love with a lady; he paid his addresses to her; he prevented her with rings, lockets and other jewelry; growing more fervent he put a fine edge on his attentions and wound up by a proposal—to which the la dy unfortunately (or fortunately) answered ..no." The young man instituted suit be fore Alderman Clarke for the recovery of his jewelry and his unrequited affections. The 'natter wits settled by the lady retur ning the former and advancing 810 as an equivalent for the latter. Verily we live in a fast age. The papers abound in mar. riages in which love does not seem to have even been a component part. The above instance is reducing flirtation to a system. It any young lady is fond of lovers she can have as many as she pleases, nod then buy them off, when, like an old pair of gloves. they get worn out. if young tn. n like that risky kind of business of court ship they can bring suit for the recovery of their "gifts," when they wish to "close the concern" and make sail arum a richer and more radiant prize. The following discription gives an ac curate idea of th Atlantic Cable: r•ln appearance, it much resembles the wire ropes sometimes used for raising hea vy weights, dumb waiters, &c. The "core or conductor, which is the nerve of the whole affair, is composed of seven thin copper wires that are singly scarcely as thick as so ordinary brass pia.—These seven wires are twisted like a cord, so as La add to their strength, and, at the same time, to enable them to stretch wish the untwisting of the outside or protecting wires. This core is heavily coated with go percha, and the latter is wrapped with tarred yarn. Outside of this comes the protecting wires which give strength to the entire fabric, and protects the interi or from damage. This covering is made of the best wire, twisted up into cords, and with eighteen cords, forming 'the out side envelope. The entire thickness Of the Cable is 11-16th of an inch in diam eter. We are informed that the weight of the cable is 1,869 pounds to the mile The cable is strong enough to bear in wa ter six miles of its own weight when sus. pended vertically. The strands of pro tecting wire are quite slender, but it is colculated that in corroding under water, they will unite chemically with the mud in which they will lie, and will thus form a concrete mass, which will not be liable to be damaged. Crab Eggs Hatohiug in a Boys Stom aoh. The "local" of the Johnstown Echo is responsible for the toughest yarn we have read this season, It is as follows; "A boy, ten or twe've years old, was recently found exhausted, lying on the towpath, noar Johnstown. He appeared to be in a dying condition, and a physician was immediately sent for, who promtly administered a powerful purgative. In due time the medicine had the desired ef fect, and brought from the boy a double handful of young crabs.—real bona fide river or brook crabs, with claws, legs, broad tails and all, The mother of the boy explained the circumstance by stating that her son was in the habit of spending much of his time in the water, and while diving he had swallowed a nest of crab eggs, which had hatched in hie stomach.' lIIr A Dutchman thinks honesty ish de best of policy, but it keeps a man lam pour. }IOW TO PRESERVE WOMEN. There is nothing in the world that we think so mach of as we do of the women. Our mother is a women—wife, sisters. pretty cousins, are women; and the daugh ters will be if (Heaven spare them!) they live long enough. And there is a love of women in general which we do not deny. A fine magnificent specimen of the sex, full of life end health, a ripe, rod cheek, and flashing eye, is something that does one good to look at as she illuminates the humdrum sidewalks, and every day streets A North River steamer, under full head way, with colors flying, is rather a pretty sight—rather stirring and inspiring; and we pull up our tired nag to see her pass, and admire the swell she cuts. Compar atively, however, the steamer sinks into insignificance, or some other very deep water by the side of a well kept, well dress ed woman. There is no rubbing it out; women are the ornament, charm, blessing, beauty, and bliss of life--.(mens life, we ; mean, of course.) Any means that can be devised for preserving them should be publicly made known. They are differ ent from any other kind of ftilit. You cannot pickle them. You cannot do them up in sugar and set them in a cold room, with a paper soaked in brandy over their mouths. Yau cannot put them up in cans and seal them up airtight, without injur ing their form and flavor.---Now, as men are so dependant upon women for life's choicest blessings, a proper mode of pre serving them becomes of great moment, and ire are sure that the public will thank us for an inlallable receipt. Have the feet well protected. then pay the next attention to the chest. The chest is the repository of the vital organs. There abide the heart and lungs. It is from the impressions made upon the organs through the skin, that the shiver comes. It it na tare's quake—the alarm bell--at the onset of danger. A woman never shivers from the effect of cold upon her limbs, or hands or head; but let the cold strike through her clothing on her chest, and off go her teeth into a chatter and the whole organ ise, is in a commotion. One sudden and severe impression of cold upon the chest has slain its tens of thousands.-.-There. fore, while the feet are well looked after never forget the cheat. These points at tended to, the natural connections of the dress will supply the rest, and the woman is ready for the air. Now let her visit her neighbors, go shopping, call upon the poor and walk for the good of it, for the fun of it. Keep away from the stove or register. Air that is dry or burnt, mole or less char ged with gasses evolved by the fuel, is poison Go up stairs and make the beds with mittens on. Fly around the house like mad, and ventilate the rooms. Don't sit pent up in a single room with double windows. Fruit will not retain its full form and flavor in air-tight cans; neither will women. They need air. If the skive; comes on during these operations, go directly and put on something more about the chest. Again, we do not live in dark rooms.— Light lades the carpet, but it feeds the flower. No liviug P initial or vegetable can enjoy health in darkness. Light is al most as necessary as air, and a brown tan is far preferable, even as a matter of beauty to a sickly paleness of complexion. Thus much in regard to the physical means for preservation, There are moral means no less important. Every woman should be married to an excellent man. Marriage, it is true, brings care and wear, but it is the ring that is worn that keeps bright, and the watch that lies still and un wound that gets out of order, The sweet sympathies evolved in relation to the fami ly, the new energies developed by new re aponsibilities, the new compensation for all outlays of strength, brings about a de. lightful play of the heart and intellect which, in their reaction upon the body, produces an elect tha: is nothing less than preservation. Then, there is a higher mor al power than this---one which we speak of soberly and honestly. No one is com pletely armed against the encroaching ills of life, who has in the heart no place for religion, The calmness, the patience, an i the joy and hope that are in possession of that woman whose heart it right in ts, high eat relation can never fail to preserve and heighten every personal power and charm that she possesses. There ! you have the receipt. Some of it is In sportive form; but it is not the less sober truth. It has within it th. cure for many a disease—the preventive for wore. It might be made longer ; but when we see Its proscriptions universally adopted, it will be .time to bring forward the remain. tier, • ) .. <> VOL. XXIII. NO. 35. REIM/1Y VOA TITS TOOTUACIIE.- It is said that a little horseradish scraped, and laid on the wrist of the side affected, will in many ca ses, give speedy relief. A better way is to place a little scraped horseradish in the mouth or tho tooth, or just .around the gnat. It re lieves rheumatie pains in the gum and face al so. The mouth may afterwards be rinsed with a little camphorated water, lukewarm. COAL BANKON PIRE.—The citi zens living in the vicinity of the glass works in Centre Wheeling, yetearday mor ning were greeted with the eight of fire corning out of the. stack con•municating with the coal pit of the Belmont Milk, and upon examination it was found that the mine was on fire. The stack was. about 15 feet high, and above the top of it the flames streamed about u high again—a most brilliant flame it was too—from the combustion of the gas within. Exertions were made to extinguish the fire, .at up to 5 'o'clock last evening they had not been thoroughly subdued, though three streams of water had been poured into the pit all day. The chimney was knocked down and all air passages stopped, and it is hoped they will succeed in smothering the flames. It caught from the furnace which was used to expel the foul air and gases which accumulates in, the mine.— Wheeling Times. THE TEN CENT SYSTEM.—tt would have taken 100,000 tons of Coal to smelt and cast the Iron Water Pipes to convey the water into the Capital of the Nation, and would have given employ ment to a large number of miners and iron workers, who would have consumed a larger amount of produce—but our Gov ernment, in order to illustrate the beauties of the "Ten Cent System," sends to Great Britain for the Pipes, and leaves our ml ners and laborers to starve What a prti when the almond has dropped from its siting, that is the Bible when Its emotive truths have been token away. W hat a babe's clothsare when the babe has slipped out of them into death, and the mother's arms clasp only raiment would be the Bible, if the Babe of Bethlehem and the truths of deep hearteanese that clothed his life, should slip out of it pe„..t•Conte here, my little Eddy," said a gentlman to a younster of seven years of age, while sitting in the parlor where a large company was assembled ; "do you know me!"—'Yes, sir, I think I do."-- "Who am I then ? let me hear."—.r Yon are the man that kissed sister Augetinu last night in the parlor." Angeline Glin ted. Er A husband thus announces the departure from his bed and board of his dearly beloved :--“My wife, Anna Maria has strayed or bean stolen. Whoever re turns her will get their head broke. As for trusting ter, anybody can do as he sees fit ; for, as I never pay my own debts it is not at all likely that I Quit pay hers." wir A young lady discarding an old lover, he threatened to publish her letters to him. ~ D o so," was the reply, ‘ , l am only• as Named of one part of them." "What part ? he enquired. "The address," was the reply. say- ..Sallie," said a young man to his red-haired sweetheart, -'keep your head away from me; you will set me on fire." "No danger," was the contemptuous an swer, "you are too green to burn." our There Is a family in Ohto so lazy shut it takes two of them to sneeze, one to throw the head back, and the other to make the noise. CURE FOR DEAF/WM—Tell the afict • ed parson you have come to pay him mon. p t :::r.Put a Begger on Horseback, and he will ride to the Deed :—Establish a mendi cant upon the uppermost section of a char ger, and he will transport himself to Apol- Iyon. I‘l'ou need iiTiCtie sun and air s ' said a physician to a maiden patient. 'lf I do,' was tho cute reply,' wait till I get married.' 0111r`My boy, what does your mother do fora living!' was asked of a little barefooted urchin 'She eats old vittels, air.' Og — VViiTTi -- "r the weather favorable to hay making When it rains pitch•(orks.' Bir , .Where is Bridget?" „Ir.dade, ma am, she's list asleep lookin' at the brerd bakin." Mr That motion is out of order, as the chairman of a meeting said when a rowdy rnised h to throw an egg.