Huntingdon journal. (Huntingdon, Pa.) 1843-1859, June 23, 1858, Image 1
at thiattition ,alltilitli. WM. BREWSTER, ED : MISCELLANEOUS ADVERTISEDIENTS; New Goods ! New Goods ! D. P. GWIN'S CRAEP STORE. D. P. Gwin has just return,' from Philadel. phia with the largest and most beautiful as. sortment of SPRING AND SUMMER GOODS, Ever brought to Huntingdon, consisting of the most fashionable Dress Goods for Ladies And Gentlemen, such as Black Silks, and Fancy, All Wool Loins, (all colors) Spring De!sins, Challis Delain, Berages, (all 'cobra) Lavelle Cloth, Debniae, Alpaces, Pop -I,us, Printed Berages, Brilliants, plain and fig- Gingliams, Lawns, and Prints of every de scription. • ALSO, a large lot of dress Trimmings, Frin ges, Antiques, amps, Ribbon, Buttons, Braids, Crapes, Reed & Brass ”oops,i3kirt Cord. Silk And Linen handkerchiefs, Nock ties, Stock, :Zephyr, French Working Cotton, Linea and Cotton Floss, Tidy Yarn, &c. Also the hest and cheapest assortment of .Col :ars, and Undersleeves, in town., Bar 7 a anu - Plain Jaconet, Mull Muslin, Swiss, Plain, Fig ured, Skirt Beltt• Marseilles for Capes, and a variety of white goods too numerous to tion. Spring and Tidbit Shawls, While 'Maine for tapes, Mantillas, &c. . . . - . . . Also, Cloths, Cassimers, Cassinets, Tweeds, K. Jeans, Marlins, Cotton Drill, Nankeens, 'Tick., Table Diapers, Flannels, &es Also, a large lot at Bonnets,Flat, Hats, &c. Boots and Shoes, thelargest and ch. Test assortment in town. Altzruir .6. R QUEENS WARE, Buckets, Tubs, Baskets, Churns, Butter Bowls, Brooms, Brushes, &c. Carpe Is. Oil Cloths, Fish end Snit, Sugar, entree, Tea, Molasses, end ell goods usually kept in a omuntry Store. My old customers, and as many new ones as can crowd in are respectfully requested to come and examine wy goods. All kinds of Country produce taken in cc' .clitinge for goods, at the highest market prices. DA VII/ P. GRIN. April 21, ISEVO' STORM! N.EIW GOODS ! ! FORTIER 111c111111TRIE HAVING re-opened the METROPOLITAN NUM ly known no f. ,, Ax•roN's" take idea— I sure in an muncing to their many Friends that they I aye received a new and welliselemed stock ni Goods, which they feel confident will I satiety the demands of the public, and will prove inuexceptionable in Seri, awl QuALlri. The line of Dress 0,4,1, einlitnees "GIBES A QUILLE IN ANDIES, LAWNS, PERCALES, CRAM'S, BIM A lIES, lIR 1.1,1 A NTS, ALL WOOL DE LAINES, CRAV ELLA 111011 AIR, DAN 17111 A N. AND LA- A'S:I,I,A CLOTIIS, DEBACIE, • Ll-6TREs , , AI.PALCAS. PRINTS, GIN G lIA We have a fine assortment of Slimmer :Also lilies, Shawls, Dress Trimmings, Fringe!, An tiques, Ribbons, Mitts, Gloves, stery, Ladies' Collars. Ilanilkerehiels, Ditttons, Floes, Sewing Silk, Whnielionce Reed fillOpß, Brays sits., Skirt ALso—Tiekens, bleachu•l and no %leached Muslins nt all I,riees, Colored :in,' White Cambric-., Barked end Swiss Victoria Lawns, Nainsooks, Tarleion and malty other articles which comprise die line of White and Domestic We Frcuili Cloth, Sal 1 illet L , ,k3., T. Cols. Cot ,11,1ra, Denims and Blue Drills. HATS, CAPS AND BONNETS, it every variety awl s•y;, , . Aisu all kinds of . STRAW GOODS. A bunt stool, 1iI1011;111ES, 11.1111) QUEENSII llt I.:, I.loo'l's 110 ES, Wood and i 0 W.. 1011 re, valiirli will be sold Cu., We :liso deal in 'PLASTER, FISH, SALT, Hod u.l kind, of t.',11.11.N. and posto.. fitvilities Os dos brand' of trade une.itial!ed liv !my. IVe deliver nil Intel,ogr. , or parcel". of Merchandise, FREE OF CIIAIWE, at die depot.; .r the Broad Top and Peoussivaeia Railroads. Come 00,, voine all, :tad in,ed t h a t the "Nli , ..ritorouviN" is t!lo place to t , COIIII, thsltionalle ni atmiraide Ilt the loweet rates. J Phe A [TT TT ..W7 1111 N A New Assortment Just Opened And will be sold 30 per oent. CHEAPER THAN THE CHEAPEST: ROMAN respectfully in his rusts- H, niers and the public generally, that Ile has just opened at his store-roam In Market Squaru- Iluntingdon t u splendid new stock of Ready made Cie Ming for Fall and Winter, which ho will sell cheaper than the same quality tel Goods can be purchased ut retail in Philadel phia or any other establishment in the country. Persons wishing : to buy Clothing would do .0,11 to call and examine his stock ureha s,g, elsewhere. Also, Hale, Caps, which will he sold lower than at any other as• tabliehment in the county, Iluntinud,,n, April I. 1858. Patent Portable Fence, The rights ; .of hunt's Patent Portable or Per. mascot Penman() Gate Post, for Lots, Farms .and Town hip, can be seemed for a small stun lby whiny( on the Agent at Huntingdon. Go and see, the model at once. It is decidedly the best Penes ever used. No Partner should be without tf. ' Call who would be benefit ted and examine it for yourselves. . HENRY CORNPROPST, .41/04 for Huntingdon County. GREAT STORM I New Drug and GrOdery Store. IPMANIG IL, SMITH 3; CO., pH St., 5 doors west of the Court House, Huntingdon. Dealers in Drugs, Chemicals, ..Dye Stuffs, Paints, Varnishes, Oils, Silts. 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LNG are quill to those of any other office inihe con tin; and all Joh Work outrus cJ nor hand, will be done neatly, nimptly, and at prices which will be ianisracture. ilottro We Will Marry this Fall• gay her a rove—and I gave her a ring,• A mi I asked her to marry tne then Hut she sent them nil back, the insensible thing And she said she had no notion of men. I told her ovcans of money and goods, And tried her to fright %Ott) n grtml, But site nnswere•.l she wasn't litoa„;lit up in thi I ;lulled her It baggage and everething bad-- 1 slighted her features and form; fill nt length I succeeded in gelling her mad,. And she raged liken sea in a storm, And then in a moment 1 turned and smiled, And called her my angel and all; Awl she fell in my arms like a wearisome child Ai, l exclaimed "We aril/ ina,ry c3lL'' Cltft c 7 44. I) • HOW HE CARRIED THE SOUP. Tompkins is n small man. Without vi olation the nicest shade of truth, (might describe him ai a very small man. He stands scarcely five feet in height, and is proportionately diminutive in circumstance But. mentally, what a difference ! He is one of the most self.complacent men to ex• istence. He conceives himself, intellectu ally, a giant. He throws his little form into all possible poses of dignity, in or der to give shape and consistence to his own consciousness of personal importance. He knits his brows, and looks as truculent ns Hercules, in order to convey to others a full conception of his individual conse que'nce. Tompliins, of course, married a very large, woman. NI rs. 'l'. is at least a foot taller than her august husband. She is rotund, jolly, plump, adipose, and the very picture of good humor. Her face is always robed in a smile; and rottvith standing her size, she is exceedingly timid modest, Felf-sacrificing, unobtrusive She cower i beneath the awful glance of her ti ny spouse. Her merriest laiigh shrivels up to a whimper beneath his dignified frown, Tompkins ie jealous of his wife ; not that he has any substantial reason, for she is the most correct little—l mean big—wo men in the world. But his selfish nature, and his tremendous estimation of himself; teach hi, blood to boil at the bare idea of any other human being daring to revel in a smile that he conceives to be his own private property. Mrs. 'compktns, to do her justice, seldom does smile when her 44 LIBERTY AND UNION, NOW AND FOREVER, ONE AND INIMPARABLI. " . . been made of a ton of cost iron, and he PROFANITY. ' BLEEP DELICIOUS. , •HIJWAN altOWTH.—From the mechart: compelled to endure the weight without , Why should a being made in the image ; ism of a mite M hat person of mature years can look ' to the of a man. there are ' " flinching, he could not have maMtained iof the Creator, and endowed with facet- inherent evidences cf the same great,qrsa on n sleeping child, and not envy the un- ' conscious luxury of that undisturbed re• ' tiog Mind—great in Wisdom, grin* in that stiff, immobile position more appropri. Urn which lift him above the brunt, conde ately. acend to indulge in the debasing habit Of Power. and great in His Beneficence pose, especially if it is one's own chi la it ~, - • However, I explained to him that we i swearing. It does not add one inch, much rees grow most in surenf er .time, a n d so is none other thnn a pure delight to the less a cubit to his stature ; it does not indi had awaited him in the picture gallery' parental beholder. do men. Iu summer, there is warmth, re until perfectly tired out, and we had coins , cote courage, manliness, endurance, honor, ' A lady correspondent writes : 'From la""n` opening , building down to see the Fresnel light. fortitude or magnanimity, on the contrary growth; in winter there is the alto to utter exhaustion, I slept all night like on ! 'And I have stood here for too hours !' the braggart and the coward swear beyond for Id --the great manufactories cf the infant. How ineffably soothing and re he fairly groaned, while down system have to do increased work, in or ouch si d e all measure. freshing was that sleep, three nights since ' Phispower of resting, even for one brief ,der to . keep the body warm. It is often of his lice came trickling a stream of thick Profanity is not forbidden be the Divine perspiration that looked very like soup. , late alone; the amenities of polished inter- 1. . P I feel ! PO cold in winter, that most of the frrmer's night, encouraged me greatly. even now, wasted as f am, if I could only tone during the !fay, is expended in., keep 'Oh, pshaw !' I replied, at last; 'd en % . course and the sanctities of home alike play the ghost any longer, then, but come condemn it. If a man will swear, let him i , ing up the fires. his the same in the hu e refreshing sleep; if I cou ld root, do it in privacy of his chamber. so that the up stairs to the rest.' could get well.' l'he excellent writer was suffering from I man body: extra labor must be done by the multitudinous workman, whose busi contagion of his example may not infect I grasped his arm as I made this re no specially dangerous or criticnl malady; , ness it is to keep the wheels of life in mos mark; but a cry of agony from 'Tompkins his fellows and beget them in the habit which is so di sgus ti ng to himself. No ones but from a general derangement of the t l "' • , can eat a forth more made me drop it nt once.' In vinter, we • h you?' , veracity is helped by profanity, and if in is'and require more sleep by a full hour. rn 'W'hat on earth is the waiter with f exclaimed. 'Are you ill? Are you any rose it should be, it is only soother whole nervous s y stem . The incide n t recorded for the purpose of bringing to i the twenty-four. So that he who is so evidence that the swearer's character need the reader's mind the duty of habitual systematic as logo to bed at the same hour the remainder of us should go earlier and ' mild ? Or are you only enacting Othello : bolstering up by the very device which await his coming. We engaged to meet , without the burnt cork.' thankfulness for any abihty ho may hav e ! and leave it at the same hour, does a vi to go to bed, to fall asleep within ten min has undermined it. and thus the more he . him, at six, either up in the picture g.th , 'Can you keep a secret t' he hoarsely olence to his constitution, which will tell , ores, and know nothing more until thel !swears, the more he must swear to be be undeniably in the direction of debility and l ery , or down, under the dome, beside the , whispered. • lieved at all. gray morning breaks----a deep and warm . premature . de . cay. great fountain. I really forgot which was ' 'Certainly I can,' The habit of swearing prevail, to a fear gratitude should well up constantly from ~ , the meeting-place, and this forgetfulness, • 'ls there a private room convenient PI fill extent. Even the fair lips of women ' the Give r of all good for tripling" and the lisapl ng' 'spread it will be seen, led to mischief. he hissed into my ear, as though he were i the unfelt bliss of a whole night's sleep. a loving heart to l out 'exigently; but Oil the time of the sear , are sorketitnes sullied by the hot oaths of I and yellow leer' comes on, their growth ‘Ve neat at five. We wondered all a serpent. Some persons are put to sleep be hav- , wants- passion, or defiled by the utterance of bias-' ~ becomes more feeble, then ceases, and about the building. We examined all the 'Upon my 300, the little wretch leg the soles of the feet rubbed g gently • phemy in ordinary conversation.. And from they die! The hair grows fastest in auto curiosities, We finally ascended the pie. to fight an Arkansas duel,' thought I. I a soft, bore hand, when o p iate s mode men and women the children learn to lisp wild, mar, mer, and the young. A finger nail is ture•gnllet)t, and there, in the crowd, Mrs. 'Two in a roost—knife in hand-1441as i Wu know of no better plan for securing with irreverent accent their maker's name Tompkins and I got separated from the put out—door locked—best man crawl i let me , and curse their own souls. renewed in a hundred and thirty-two days rest of the party. For an hour or more out least mutilated, Na matter; good sleep to persons not specially hive. ,in winter, but requires only a hundred and , -- There is nothing more shocking than lid thou to observe the following: we walked the gallery 011 was weary, I see what it does tnean.'i sixteen of warm weather. And no light lake a very light supper, not later ! profanity among the aged and the young 1 „ , nod so was she, hut no Tompkins was via- I Under the various stairways in the hastens vegetation, so it is known that the among the former, because of their pros. ' ' ibis. At length I proposed that she nod I I r.lrystal Palace private rooms had been than sin P. M. hair grows faster in the day time than in 'miry to the grave, among the latter, be- . the b are feet b e fore should go down to the main floor and wit. I constructed for the use of the attendants with fire for the night; and the beautiful principal holds the . las t t ieat mire feet a. Lire, ness a curious optical effect I had observed !of thy various d 'partmcnts. nod many a cause they have just entered upon that • g oad as to our moral bein g. We all es existence which needs above all [Liege else fifteen m l inutes before bed time. some time before. of the Fresnel light. I , jolly time has there been 'in those roosts S Occupy a wine • pand and grow into - the Plc.eneis of our noble teacnings of virtue. A profane ; d‘uw or door a Large mots ' Greet Father, in proportion na 'chard had noticed that, by standing on the berth , unkno ail to time multitude without. Man old man and a profane child are two of the party open, and the fire place step 01 , the loft hand side of the right win- y a shout of mirth, ninny a chiming toast, unclost keeps up the warts summer time in oar saddest eights in the whole intelligent ere- hearts-- Go to bed at a regular hour. ding stairway from the grand aisle, and many a song has been indulged in, in those hearts-- while the sun light ofa life that is ation. But profanity does not stop and looking' thence, for a moment, steadily nt ' quiet, secluded spots, which the crowd 5. Get up the moment of waking next pure and true, dispels th . clouds and dark ' rest with etese content. It is not uncom- ness of wrong doing, anti creates an alums the ariificial light in question, everything has heard but could not trac to its locali• morning, at whatever time that may be. you , moo to hear those who were the symbols • oio . i phere fit for the breath of angels."... Ha /Ts you t r,nzed at for several minutes afterwards I ty• , O. Do not on any account slee p of death upon their person use language imppenred to be corrugated into wrinkles ! To one of these nooks I led him. 'Pomp. It in the day time. a ----• I Journal of Malik which in moments of hilarity, should ne- me at in Mrs. Tompkins thought this would be kips foll Owed me with a slow, solemn, up. The result of these observances will be, delightful, and she laughed out joyously at right, measured step. Mrs. T ver polute their tongues.ompkins in all cases where there is not a serious di theJust think of it for a moment. A son , se __ . sis,all. In ui body or mind, that the person idea of making everybody wrinkled in came trembling behind all. Once in the has lost his father, or perhaps his mother the Crystal Pubic., the young ns well as private room, 'Tompkins turned gravely and•iwake ew days, go to sleep promptly, a few weeks ago, and now, with the crape the old. Away we went—site und I--chat and said : the very moment that nature ti g aloud in the- liveliest, happiest m bound about his hat, the sable habiliments ' an- 'You wonder at my conduct ? You has had all the repose needed. ner imaginable. Just as we reached-the :era astonished nt my, strange demeanor? of mourning, he goes about the concerns of I fife, cursing as though he had not followed I Twenty Six Years in Prison. floor, and got to the doing, beside the foun- • You think me bordering on lunacy ? You , tain, there stood Tompkins himself ! would like to be made acquainted with ' his parent to the grave, and wept over its , We yesterday received a call from Bar. new, the prisoner pardoned out by the ' sod the tears of sorrow. As soon might He simply said. as one stopped short be- the cause ?' ! we expect to hear the sound of revelry is. legislature after a confinement of 26 years fore hint ;'I have waited here, by your ap- I nodded my head with as touch non• suing from the house of death as to hear In the prison r t Wethersfield. He ex poinunt nt, for two hours !' chalance as I could muster, His voice runs honase with suppressed 'Then, behold !' he coarsely exclaimed nn oath fall from such a man. and at such a ' pre,ses a good deal of gratitude to the time many friends who interested themselves emotion. His face was pallid with anger. with a buts r, mocking laugh, that mad; • w to get him released. The outer world ap- He glanced first at roe and then at his wife my blood sun cold; and, lifting his hat very I Thu habit of Swearing may be over. ' as if he wnuld transfix us both with the carefully from his cranium, :here stood, • come, Duty, decency, respectability, re- pears to hint very diffferent from what it lighteing of his indignation. Pont Mrs. balanced on his head, a dish containing a quire that it should be banished from soci- does to those accustomed to mingle in its every day changes. The wonderful chnn- T.! I thou:At she would have swooned two shilling oyster stew ! ety, but to purge it from society it must be awny. i Ind I not been been thunderstruck Tompkins was too parsimonious to go eradicated from the individual Man, and to 'gas and inventions E f the last 25 years, are ''all new to him, and are looked upon by at the unexpected meeting, I sh . ould have into the saloon of the Crystal Palace. lb., d o this an effort must be made. This mat. hnw-hawed right out, and most immoder • had aetually gone out of doors, eaten ti ter may be accomplished, by every one re- ! him wit". about the same tlegree of wonder 'utely. As it was, his look and marine! stew, and I ought another• for his wife• solving that he will swear no more. •asif he had just risen from the dead, after 1 a sleep of a quarter of a century. He ve e r surprised me. I did not know what to The latter he had brought Into the build. , !Thou shalt not take the name of the ' think of them. ing, in the dish, currying it st..adily upon Lord thy God in vain, for the Lord will er, a ra na il yeorsta er tr d a ay. s of cars. aw a prinHe'ing was press ad, in ta 'That l'etnpains was jealous was pulpa- his head, inside of Isis hat. For two mom not hold hint guiltless who talceth his ' ken to the depot nt noon to see the express ble and sellevident ; and had Mrs. Tcmp• !ill hourq he •had stood under the dome " 0 " 1 " i" vai"." ' train come in, and was of ourse !. much Lino been a guilty creature, she Could not waiting for her to come, with this dish on --- . astonished nt the sight,— I lforda Cour :move manifested more 4prvhension and his head. afraid to move lest he should more remorse. That we were both.per, spill its contents--afraid to he touched to reedy innocent of even an improper tho't the moving jam. lest it might spill over I- knew; and yet, it was awkward to be hint ! And what I thought was•perspira encountered by a jealous man, under cir• tion running down his cheeks, was soup cumstances so embarrassing. indeed. "lord and master" is in the vicinity. She trembles too much to indulge in such a luxury. She stand in too much awo of the irritable little controllers of her earthly des tiny. Ilcw Mrs. Topkins ever chanced to marry stitch an . individual is a mystery to some. Others say he determined to have her to increase his consequence. Man and wife being one in law, their mingled pro. portions, he, argue°, gave him bulk, height and breadth—just what 'ne lacked: So he called on her one .ay, said ho loved he r dearly, and threatened her with dire and untemitting_ vengeance if she refused his hand. The poor woman wedded him to get rid of her fright ! Tompltins and I got up quite a party to visit the Crystal Palace one evening, when it MIS yet in the zenith of its glory. Tom kins could not leave his place of business until utter dark: so it was arranged that But still, it was not jealousy only that i• Didn't hire. Tompkins laugh, at the de. afflicted him at this moment. What was nouornent ! Didn't Tompkins himself it? Jealousy choked his utterance, Joel- laugh, us the stew went down his throat i ousy made his eyes so fl ash with fiery instead of his whiskers ! *Didn't I laugh 1 gleams of vengeance. Jealousy had con- ,at his perplexity and his meanness, both so ' jured up that thunder cloud on his brow, well punished on this occasion ! And a den& which, had he not been a pigmy, don't I slit oys laugh at 'Tompkins when might have been alarming. Burk was not I ask him dhow he carried his soup 5' jealousy that made him stand in such an awkward position. It was not jealousy, it "Wall," said a headed blubering Jona. was clearly something else, beside jealous- than. the other day, Soky has gin me the y that kept him erect, almost motionless, sack: by gravy, I've lost her. as if made of marble--neither turning his "Lost her! how?" inquired his sympa. head to the right nor to the left--his body , thizing frieod. only shrinking stiffly, within itself, as the ~ I laid soft soap on her so thicic that the , c crowd passed by--shrinking as it were in.ritter got so proud she wouldn't speak to vo'untarily from the touch of all, as sir." if the slightest jar would disarrange his limbs, or the faintest shock pulverize him A LADY asked a noted doctor if he did not think the small bonnets the ladies wore on the spot, What could be the ma'ter with hint? had a tendency to produce congestion of the brain. "01i, no," replied ale, "ladies , I have been e Biting here by your ap who have any brains won't wear them. pointment,' he hoarsely repeated. But not . a motion of his head—not a gesture--not a • "Am I not a littleX?" inquired a lady step toward us, or frosts the spot he occu- who was a little short and corpulent, of a pied, did he make. I was completely be- crusty old bachelor. wildered by his strange conduct. Could „ you look more like a big tub?" was ',he have gone insane ? Or was he only the blunt reply. 0! hoops. gathering up the necessary quiet energy to kill me on the spot for keeping his wife in Itillr'Sammy,' said a Dutch grocer to good company until he should arrive ? his son one morning : I looked at h:m again. 'There he stood ; •Ish de prandy all watered 5' as if his limbs had turned suodenly into 'Yah.' stone. His eyes moved. His brews con- 'Veil, is de shugar all sanded ?' treated. His cheeks distended. Rage 'Yah.' discolored his lips. But, in all other re• 'Yell den, come into brayers.' sped; he seemed paralyzed, Had his hat I 'Yak.' HUNTINGDON, PA., WEDNESDAY, JUNE 23, 1858. The Mysteries of Courtship. 'Sully, don't I like you ?" "Ln! Jim, I reckon so?" "But Fu n ass POVDRTY.—Pciverty TOW strong don't you know it. Sally? Don't ly to fun: A man is never so full of jo you think I'd tear the eyes out of any ken as when he is reduced to one shirt toin cat that 'ud dare to look at you for a second?" nod two potatoes. iVelth is taciturn and “Pspect you would." rratful—Stack grokers wauld no sooner ,t W e ll, the fact of t it is Sally, I—' , indulge in a hearty laugh than they would lend money on a second mortags " "Oh hush! don't gay anymore !" Nature is a groat believer in compensations .1 • want you, to-night, to—'" hat! so soon ? Oh, no—impOssible! Whose to whom she sends wealth she sad 1' rather and mother would be so angry dies with lawsuits and dyspepsia. The with me, if—" poor never indulge in a woodcock, but then ' "How? Be mad for doing me such a fa. they have a style of appetite that converts a number three mackarel into a salmOn, vor as to M--" "Yes ! dear me ! Oh, what a feeling!" and that is quite as well. "But there is some mistake, Sally, for A MARRIAGE AT BSTIIANT *-A young all I want to have you to do is to mend my man of Bethany, of highly respectable t rowsers!" connections and an only son, being about Sally could hear no more. She threw to leave his home for South America, made up her arms, and screaming histe rically a few culls upon his acquaintances, when fainted away as dead as a log. ' a young desperately attached to hits, and car An old'lady •of my acquaintance tneanness to plan with some of her liAttOCi • has four daughters with the following na' ales to drug him and have him taken to a toes; Clementrna, Withelmina, Martinia, low Justice of the Peace, who is a disgrace and Mitzi!) Ann. 1 remarked to her, on to the oftLse, where the mart i age ceremony hearing them, that the last was a very w a s performed.—Hartfurd Commit. singular name, and asked her how she come to think of it. "Why, you see," A CHIMNEY, built in 1793, in an old she said. "I got tired of fancy names, and house in Northamten, Mass ,on being tn. concluded to give her a good Scripture ken down a few weeks since, furnished' one." "Ah!" I said thoughtfully, taxing bricks enough to build three modern chitn• memory to recall the portion of Holy Wrtt neys. an underpinning to the house, a in which it appeared. '‘l cannot temem. cistern, eight 'piers in the celhir and s her ever reeing it there." "Well," she drain three hundred feet long, besides a replied, , convincingly," you don't read wagon load sold and tot on hand. your Bible then. Didn't you ever hear • W hat is the reason said one Irish of “Alazin Grace how sweet the sound!' I tnaft to anot her, that you and your wile 041 remembered it, nud acknuwl are always disagreeing 'Because,' repli• e unheard-of forgetfulness. d Pat' 'we aro both of one mind—shee Nor The weather is extremely warm. whets to be master. and so do I." ant. . as her last means of gdning him, had the VOL. XXIII. NO. 26• Stai'Why, Charley,' said a Yankee: to a negro preacher 'you can't even tell who made the monkey ?' 'Oh yes, I can massa.' 'Well, who mode the monkey ? .Why. masse, the same one made the monkey that made you.' Death to the Bed Buge. A correspondent of the Christian ad. vacate is answerable for the following' re ceipt for destroying bed bugs: "Thor oughly fumigate every room with brim stone.Tri do this, first stop the flues of chimneys, open the doors of closets, &c., and so arrange beds and bedclothes as to leave all the bedsteads completely uncov ered. Next, heat an old pot or skillet, so that brimstone will instantly blaze when dropped into it. Set the pot thus heated on the hearth, or in any safe place in the , room; drop into it three or four otini.es of roll brim-tone; leave the room, close the door, and let it stay closed at least three or four hours. The smoke of the burning brimstone will soon fill the room end eve ry crevice in it, and it will comp! Italy ex terminate the bugs." CHEESE-MAKING.—The perfection of cheese making consists in separating the curd and butter in one mass from the wa ter and sugar; these lnst ought to be whol ly token out in the way. In well made chew this is eflectually performed, as may be easily tested by toasting; age also caus es this separation. The cheese tub being put in its place in the dairy, ladder is put across it, and a large thin canvass covers the tub and lad: der, to catch any of the milk that may drop From the pail, and to prevent dirt fal ling into the tub. Above this, and upon the sieve, through which the milk is strain ed, II the milk should not be of a tem. peruture of 85 deg., a portion of it is put into a deep tin, kept for the purpose, and placed in a boiler used au a hot water bath by Which means the whole is warmed to a propel degree. It is of the utmost importance to attend to this; for if the milk is not worsted' enough when the rennent is put into it, th. cheese will be “tenderer," and will bulge out in the edge, which pails its appearance, and a great quantity of verpment of small curd be found in the whey leads, which is so much curd lost. if on the othe r hand, the milk is to warm, i it will cause the cheese to "heave" , or ferment, which infures both its appear. once and quality —From McHenry'. Liv erpool Circular. rerThis tenement to let, inquire next door. The place was in a dilapidated, wretched oondition. Banneeter, however inquired the rent, doe, These particulars gained, he asked-- • 'Do you let anything with it?' 'No, was the reply, 'why do you ask?' 'Because,' said the wit, 'if you let it slime it will tumble down.