Huntingdon journal. (Huntingdon, Pa.) 1843-1859, July 29, 1857, Image 1

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WILLIAM BREWSTER, I EDITORS.
SAM. G. WHITTAKER, f
COFRT AFFAIRS—August Term, 1857.
TRIAL LlST—Fins? %rubs.
Epoch Dean vs Joseph Barhang',
Savage's Trustees vs Davis & Smith.
Stevensfor use vs Henry & Smith,
Thomas Clark's heirs vs Orison Clark,
D. Grow's adm'r vs Abednego Stevens,
Sterling & Alexander vs Bracken, Stitt & Co,
X. Greenland vs Caleb Brown,
Daniel Crownover vs Joshua Gorsuch,
Bichsel Quarry vs Wise & Buchanan
Patrick Kelly vs Penna. R. R. Co.,
ileorga AlcCrum vs Thos. Wilson.
SECOND WEEK.
IdeCuteheou vs James Entrekin.
J. Creaswell vs Robert Hare Powel,
Petur Crown over vs Daniel Shindle,
Samuel Beaty vs Wm. H. Wharton,
John Dougherty vs Abr. Taylor et al,
Weiler, & Ellis vs C. Coats,
Edwards for Stunkard vs Glasgows,
Joel Moore vs B, X. Blair et al,
Gemmill & Cresswell vs J. R. Cox, Admr.
Same vs Same,
Diary E. Trout vs Wm. A. King & Planner,
Julia W. Glasgow vs John Brewster,
:S. P. Glasgow vs. Same.
GRAND JURORS.
lhomas Adams, mechanic. Huntingdon,
Peter H. Burke:, tanner, Warriorsmark.
John Hishin, laborer, Porter,
Jacob Cresswell, agent, Tod,
Alex. Cunningham, merchant, Huntingdon,
Jackson J. Fee, carpenter, Henderson,
John Hunt, laborer, Cromwell,
John Birst, farmer, Barree.
Samuel Lutz, farmer. Shirley,
John Logan, farmer, Henderson,
David Long. farmer, Clay,
Jealous Goruell, farmer, Cass.
David Miller, farmer, Tod,
Benjamin Myers, farmer, Shirley,
T. E. MeCaban,larmer, Waroiorsmark,
Caress Patterson, blacksmith, Porter,
Samuel Rorer, farmer, Shirley,
Benjamin Rhodes, farmer, Cromwell,
William Rothrock, brewer Huntingdon,
Thoruae F. Stewart, Esq., farmer, West,
Jacob Stover, hornier, Warriorsmark,
Thomas L. States, hatter, (once) Huntingdon
William Thompson, farmer, Union. •
Daniel Weight, farmer, Wurriorrwark.
TRAVERSE JUROBS—FmeT WEEK.
John Brown, farmer, Brady,
John Brown, former, Springfield,
John Beaver, farmer, Hopewell,
John Bowls. teacher, Springfield,
Thomus Bell, carpenter, Ilmee,
Benny Boyer, fanner, l'enn,
Alexander Cree,.farinet, Dublin,
Alexander Coulter, laborer, Walker,
John Carl, miller, Dublin,
Abraham Crane,fartner, l ranklin,
Basil Devor, tanner, Crornive 11.
Jacob S. Devote, blacksmith, Shirley,
William Dorris, Sr.. gentleman, Huntington,
A. W. Evans, merchant, Oil...villa,
Chance Geisinger,
farmer, Union,
Andrew Garner, fanner, Warriorsmark,
Andrew S. Harrison, J. P., Huntingdon,
Jesse Henry, carpenter, West,
John M. Hight, mechanic, Cussville,
r.ruierri,rtglmer
Samuel Ilackedon, farmer, Tell,.
Thomas It.farmer,
'Luling, Shirley,
zlijah G. Fleck, plasterer, Clay,
Diehard Junes, farmer, Franklin,
-Nathaniel Lytle, saddler, Morris,
John Love, fanner, Bernie,
John Miller, saddler, West,
Janice lilyton, fanner, West,
Samuel McCord, farmer, Jackson,
Joseph McCracken, farmer, Brady,
John McClain, farmer, Tod,
Jailed!. McWilli,ans farmer, Franklin,
Alexander M. Oaks, limner, Barren,
James Oliver, farmer, Franklin,
Isaac Feightal, fernier. Penn,
Samuel Porter, fanner, West,
Daniel Peightal, farmer, Penn,
Jacob S. Park, farmer, Cues,
John Rupert, farmer, Clay,
David Stevens, farmer, Clay,
Alcxundei Stewart, fanner, Franklin,
Lawrence Swoops, mechanic, Cassville,
Hebert Stewart, inu-keeper, Jackson,
Joseph Taylor, filmier, Clay,
Samuel Work, (firmer. Porter,
David Weight. limner, Warriorsmark,'
John B. Weaver, farmer, Hopewell,
Jesse Yoram, mason Brady.
TRAVER . SE JURORS—St:coati W...
George Bcll, fanner, Barren,
James Baker. mason, Cromwell,
David Hayrick, fernier, West,
Jesse Cook, farmer, Tod, •
George Cresswell, merchant, West,
Dorsey Green, iron waster, Porter,
William P. Goshoni, farmer, Tell,
William Hutchison, fernier, Wurriorsmark,
William 11. Harper, merchant, Jackson,
John Henderson, Jr., farmer, Warriorsmark,
Days Hamilton, manager, Franklin,
Frederick Hoover, farmer,Penn,
John Headings, blacksmith, Brady,
James Horning, fernier, Barree,
William Johnston, fanner, Warriorsmark,
John S Isett, iron 'nester, Morris,
James Long, fernier, Shirley,
Joseph Law, merchant, N orris,
Isaac Lininger, cabinet-maker, Huntingdon,
John McCartney, farmer, Henderson,
Samuel K. Melts, fanner; Brady,
Jacob C. Miller, fernier, Barren,
William Meredith, carpenter, Brady,
Jonathan Miller, fernier, Clay,
Jll:Cd. Miller, gentleman, Huntingdon,
Jac, !, Neff, farmer, Porter,
Noble, mason, Cromwell,
Henry Neerhoof, farmer, Warriorsmark,
Joshua Price, farmer, Tell,
Charles Porter, merchant, Porter,
Joseph Rackets, laborer, Shirloysburg.
G. W. Robison, clerk, Shirley,
den. Sipes, Esq., merchant, Cromwell,
Abraham States, blacksmith, Walker,
James Simpson, farmer, Brady,
David Henderson, flamer, Franklin,
Jul; 22,'57.
Cheapest "Job Printing" Office
ZN Titz cQUNTY.
iird have now made such arrangements in our
Job Office as will enable us to do all kinds of
Job Printing at 20 per cent.
cheaper rates
Than any Office in the County.
Give us a call. If we don't give entire satisfac
tion, no charge at all will be made.
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BLANKS MINKS I
D 1 A Izi LE gi . 1
I #eneral assortment of Blanks of all de.
.verlptionsJust printed and for sale at the
"JournalOffie."
Appointm't of Referees, Common Bond,
Notice to Referees, Judgment Notes
Summons, Veodue Notes
Execution., Coustabltes Sales,
Soh* }racist!, Subpoenas,
Complaint., Deeds,
'Warrants, Mortgages,
grits - Ont. Faso K Ovular Constahl. Its.
,*tiert V ottrg.
'Tis Well to llaveaitlerry
'Tis well to lm) u worry heart,
However short we stay ;
There's wisdom iu a merry heart,
Whatefer the wort l may say.
PI) iosophy may lift its head,
Aud find out many a Haw,
But give me that Philosophy
That's happy with a ,;craw.
If lift but brings us happiness ;
It brings us, we are told,
What's bard to buy, tho' riot Oriel try,
With all their heaps of
Then laugh away—let others boast,
Wiutte'er they will of mirth;
Who laughs the most may truly say
He has the wealth of earth.
There's beauty in a merry laugh,
A. moral beauty too—
It shows a heart an honest heart,
That paid each man his due,
And lent a share of what's to spare,
Despite of wisdom's fears,
And made the cheek less sorrow speak,
The eyes weep fewer tears.
The eye may shroud itself in cloud,
The tempest wrath begin;
If finds a spark to cheer the dark,
Its sunlight is within I
Then laugh away, let others say
Whate'er they will of mirth;
Who laughs the tnoA may truly boast
11,'s got the wealth of earth I
Vuipit.
[From the New York Independent.]
Duty of the Church and Ministry
IN THE UNITED STATES,
In Relation to the Iniquity of Slavery.
qf Silence and Consequent Conni•
vance.
The inquity of Slavery never could have
grown to the enormity and extent of power
and wickedness in which it now reigns,
except by such connivance and silence.
Had the thunders of the word of God
against Oppression but been unsealed from
the beginning, this iniquity would have
emits nui have
stood in a single State against an mein.
muniention by the Church and Ministry.
But when God has cointnatided His angels
to loose the sea& and the thunders to ut
ter their voices, there have been other an
gels repressing them—conservative angels
hoisting them in, and giving counsel that
Christian expediency requires us to restrain
them for tear of the agitations, disturbances
tumults, earthquakes and lightnings shut
might follow from them. See now the
consequences of precuring peace, or deter
ring a necessary conflict, by consesting
rebuke sin ! The sin grows, and yes
more and more afraid of it—afraid to .ay
one word against it—till at length it bold
ly challenges you as your master, and
claims to be a sightsi institution ; and
from beginning by a purchase'of your st-
Nene, it rules over you and binds you
hand and foot. The evil and the sin have
grown to a magnitude that noise but God
can cope with, and nothing but Ilis word
can int.et. It has advanced steadily froth
step to step, till now it is publicly enshrin
ed and enthroned in the place of rigliteou.s
tit,s, the tribunal of national justice. In
this position, with these impious, unblush
ing, daring claims, it is impossible to con
front it with tiny authority but God's, that
of God's word to the conscience. Every
other consideration it has disregarded, ev
ery obligation overridden ; all political
combinations against it have been as fl.tx
before the fire. Indeed, everything, in
comparison with the word of God upon the
conscience, is as unspun hemp In compa
rison with a wrought cable ;'and that word
is our last resort, our only refuge. It has
never beets thoroughly tried, nor the con
science roused by it, hut the pulley of si•
lence and the reign of terror have preven
ted it, and it is now fur the church and the
ministry to conic forward and apply it.
And, by as much as this remedy has been
neglected and delayed, while the iniquity
has been growing., and the evil rolling on,
by so much is the greater zeal, energy,
boldness and perseverance now requisite.
It is not now a few words that will answer
but a vial as of the seventh angel must be
poured forth into the air, and the great
voice from the throne out of the temple of
heaven. All the collected and concentra
ted thunders in the word of God are need
ed.
Objections C onsidered.
But there are objections urged against
this course, and it is proper that we meet
them. The fanaticism, hypocrisy, and
folly of the outcry about political preaching
have been sufficiently demonstrated alrea
dy, and 1 proceed to consider the only ma
terial argument urged against bringing the
word of God to bear upon the sin of rlltt
very. 11 is seitt that preaching about such
" LIBERTY AND UNION, NOW AND FOREVER, ONE AND INSEPARABLE."
HUNTINGDON, PA., WEDNESDAY, JULY 29, 1857.
sins gives offence to the People, and that, have devoured souls; her priests have painful, delightful sensation of genuine go mad, and do something desperate—per
where it is well known that any particular violated my law, and have profaned mine Love. I liendled the article thoroughly—! chance tear a board off the pig-pen.
truth brought into view will irritate a part holy thing; they have put no difference examined it. tasted it. rubbed it and smelt I But, my friends, there shonld be no ne
of the congregation, and perhaps drive between the holy and profane. [snowed of it,—and yet, for the soul of me, I can't cessitv for love dying out while being con•
thein away, it is not expedient to present the difference between the clean and the new tell what it is, nor even what it's like. nubialized. If you don't dream too much
that truth, but a regard to the interests of uueientt,] and have hid their eyes from Enough to say, it's some sort of a nervous in its early stages—but have your eyes,
the society forbid., it It Lo-d that suet' oly Silt aths, so that lum profaned among off •en m , liking root in the lwart, branch. your ears, anti your better judgment open,
preaching rep • , ilieio, And her prophets have daubed tug out and tilossoming in the brain , and to Assiut ynu in making a choice selection
people from t.ncuyr c., oient with uotemperel mortar. This is w;.en thoy come to nervous diseases, doe- for life--I'll stake my Bible against a last
;may the p,opk, , ,„., v is of oar guilt. It there ta• a reigning iniquity tors of medicine, doctors of divinity, end year's almanac, that you don't find it fiz•
.• et o nc e , in the hoid, ...rid the Church and Ministry horse /1. o ors are alike oqu illy in the dark. zlingnut, just at the time when conjugal
pios a,• c.,1 arrayed agates. it, they conspire Bei th,ro is ,1111,11.1 , -g it, as the unite. joys should begin to cluster, thicker than
i• t. , s e into it if they keel) silence in ri•gerd lev r said when li.• took the bloghing.gas hornets and yellow•jackwe at the bong
o, it c..nsent, and all that they do say Brother Burns. used ro plotprh up hole of a barrel of new cider. Love can
society requite that it b
and n
claf. •••
so otle,slc.,
Now let us c
issly, to what Ties o.ity for mortar to daub that sin. If a good deal of no. tieetry, never told us he so managed in its acute stage as to be.
this objection summits ;.d we shall he stint ,in spit. iii ATrien or I nd ia they could what Love aria illy is, a lbeit h e has givers come chronic, and run in the family for at I
ready to say, 'Get thee behold me, Satan r ,p,.,nis ~,t 'Against it, aid none would ob •us to understand something what it is dice. least a couple of generations. So mote It
We shall Mid that it is really inoiiing but ' jeep, hut all would upplattd Because it . lie says— be !
a medern Simon Magus bargaining with is Nero, among us, u;,._.r us, is our own 1 "Love is like a dizziness. i N. 13 —T prepared the notes to my ace-
It wilt one IA 3 pool 1,117;
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Peter. in
It is really taking fur grained flea churches, in out tll, 11 trtmials, the very I Gang Maid his ley,iii.,- '' no yesterday, with great fear and tremb
not the truth nor the glory of God, nor the reason that reneers the application of God's I That is so, my friends ;Li o uefi.. aho ling, expecting every moment to be num
tedemption of men from sin, is the object word imperious and unquestionably pr..p. dy tor any useful pursuit upon the f„, of bored among the things that used to be.—
of the Church and the Ministry entrusted ier and necessary, is alleged against nip the earth, and annihilates his appreciation But, thank Heaven, we have dodged the
whh God's word, but the selling and ren- : such applications, because it wit! Illitk, ,of anything that is really valuable. I sup- , comet this tune; and therefore you will
ring of the pews. If it were demonstrated disturbance. I pose that when the fit is on, even miners' please sing the Dodge ology commencing
that by this kind of preaching you could 1 'rho influence is dreadful on all our can't dig with the en e rfsy ot a woodchuck with—
build up the society, and rent all the pews, views of truth, in permitting the preju- lin the last stage of consumption—and when We've dodged the Comet, aa i rl a k i t u ;f i r i d i !
then by these principles you would have • : dice against race and color to remain and they conic across a nugget, they probably . A narrow dodge, upon our word—
this tried of preaching. Preach the truth grow, unopposed, uncorrected; and the look upon it as being worthless, as did lE•Hal•tablehguli I
us you find it in God's word, If you can ' prejudice in favor, of Slavery to stand be- I sop's old rooster upon the jewel he clime- ! , ‘) -I'il (i os i l ° e r Pt,h i e l 75', Te l 's}?e i r 9 2,'tgo l ,
do it without giving offence, and just so wren us and out consideration of the sub- :ed to scratch out of a dung-heap. • And eke the darts from Cupid's bow— •
far as you can do it in that way, with that ject it, the word of Clod It is only by I Love is a lazy, dreaming, high.ho.ing Glory I Halleluyah I
insurance. ['reach the truth, so far as you gaiing at the truth filth open face, with htato Of exiA, ace, in which one either leaks ( Omit the elghty.fifth verse, and as ma-
I can do it without damaging the pew-ren• the sail of self int e res t . le st , e nd prejudice on the world as a garden full of roses, with- ny more us you please,)
tabs, but by all means rent the pew, ; for cant away, that we can see and acknowl• out a single thorn, or an immense field of
Good Backers.-An
the interests of the society are first to be edge even nor duty. A writer on the Canada thistles and not a solitary one in , Incident of Elphitu
&limn.
be consulted, and th e truth mu s t he sup. power of atdoe, and the causes that im- : blossom. When your preacher first expe- ' A long-bearded customer recently enter.
pressed, and the minister who proclaims it pair it, notice s th e wevirig of veils as per I rienced a severe touch of the tender pas. ed a spiritual bookstore in New York and
put away, if it damages those intere s t s , if ma's it ti , we e kt.,,i ng ia a ny naturally good' sion, everything, from the wood pile to the applied for an agency. He proposed to take
it impsrils the revenue. eyes. is aecrlint of (h.• endeavor., of the henhouse, was crowned with roses bigger a large quantity of books to his part of the
The statement and analysis of such an organ of vision to elsjust itself to the cease I th an flapjacks; end turkey•buzzards hov• country, 'away out west,' where he repro.
objection are enough to refute it, and staa.p less vibrations ot the medium before it. Just ering over the csreass of attend mule see• rented that he could soon sell them, as he
it wish shame. God never meant to have so, whatever veil Of expediency or self-im mod like so many Cupids poising their pin- was assured by the , invisibles."Phe en-
His Word withdrawn front tue conflict a- terest bangs before i.e moral vision, if • inis above the bosom of sty sleeping Beau- terprising bookseller was of course deligh-
gainst sin, and applied as a dray•liorse to there be any prejudite there, whether of i ty, ted with this prospect of a sale ; but his
drag the finances of 1.: society up hill. cast or color, or a private am or specula I Unhappy Goldsmith, my brethren, once enthusiasm was somewhat dampened on
When we see heaven °petted, and the two, or any ambitious project, neither the ! poetically exclaimed, in something like the long bearded gentleman remarking that
White Hor-e, bearing forth in infinite di- heart nor the mind cat. steadfastly receive these heart-piercing words : • he had no money, and wanted the hooks
vine glory the Wm dof God, and the ar- she light, or look to any noble is )ral end Oh i what is friendship but a name— entirely u pun credit,
moos of heaven following Win upon white v ith a
.Ih.nevolent, diAtoteit , sted, Single- I A .;', \ , j.,ho",„'„,milriittl:l::,:•,.:hs,l,l,,Mlflarne, ' 'Are you responsible I' was the natural
horses clothed in fine linen, white and nest. The truth ry.limMuf,e, s od
, the light i That leaves the wretch —A 8111,1.3. I inquiry of the merchant.
al, do we expect the quasLer- master instead or sitinttreTingtaly bfruggle* end ior ..to-weep,” I k,,,,,,,, w hi c h___„,.. ) , lik e l y
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with a committee of gentlemen to meet wavers through a medium itself obscure i"a sheep,"—tee more natural. : 'What reidencea of your reliability can
them, and harness them to the finances, ands unsteady. I But what says our text?—""l'is a fool's you furnish ?'
the bagg,age.wagon, and the pay-master's The effect of suppressing the truth in wild dream of something that ne'er exis. 'I have the best of backers—men whose
chest I God never meant that His word regard to any one thing on whiclaGod has I tence had." Now, my friends, you know names you know very well.
should be changed from an Almighty war• given it to be spoken, extends to the sup. : very well that the woof of all dreams is The merchant's countenance brightened
rior to a paymaster's drudge ; that its last pressing and destr uctiun of its power in ev- composed of threads spun by Fancy, and 'Very well,' said he, 'let us see your pa.
end should be to meet the expenses of a cry direction, If the Ministry are muzzled, snore brittle than the bettms of a dilapidat• pers'
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society, or to settle the bills fur costly tem• the souls of the people suffer. We have
pies, toted of instructing and eddying read an account or a new and cruelly in
soots. God means the society for has guidons instrument of torture, contrived
wurd, the society to receive His word, the in Sicily, tor which the Neapolitan ty
imt..tety to wait upon Ilia word, not ills rant had rewarded the inventor. It was
teurd to wait like is ctic- thy• torture of being compelled to keep si
ty, or like a sexton m • The I. ,:• under an iron mask and collar, so
liinrch is the ;idler tar ' it -cr. wed upon tl.e face and neck, that any
up, to set it on high, to 'mid ••• •' r• to the agony of pain by groans
nut the Truth a mere cash cur:: 5 r ;,,,;,.xolinuations became impossible, and
Uhurch ; the candlestick is t 1 Le every pain !oust be endured without the
hold the light, not the light to • •., ray- bilgiit,t dentunstration, The effect of
went for the candlesticic. oleti never such . intollerable enforced mascillar ri
meant that Elis word should be tat sad gidity and silence under anguish was to
curved Jnly according us a body of trustees congest and cramp the lungs and the heart,
might determine would be for the interest producing suffocation. Just s ich must be
of the Society. Arid if men. anywhere in the effect of it compulsory silence of the
Our laud, are coming'into bondage under Ministry, before the sufferings and tor
such ideas, and ,ettlitig awl unsettling tures of the dumb, ,o whose behalf we are
' ministers by theta, it is a perfect gangrene coniumtaled to speak nut. A congestiou
of Simon Nlaguses in the church ; it is the of piety, a curivu Hee pressure of blood
destruction of all purity, independence, driven back upon the heart, and all the
manliness and power. God never meant dreadful struggles of suffocation in the
Ito make the Church or the sanctuary an system, must ensue, The stillness of the
enormous cradle with downy niches, in
which men could be lulled to sleep by the
music of the organ, the great end of the
preaching being to pay the expenses at.
tendunt on the eabbath's nap, the expenses
of warming and rocking the cradle and
providing pillows. Neither did lie mean
that the Church should be like a ship, in
the sides of which ministers, fleeing from
their duty in Nineveh, might take their
berths, and sleep out the voyage, having
their own passage by concealing their
mission.
The sinfulness, debasement and shame, !
g stti ang.
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as well asthe mischievous dostrui.tits ten ======----- 7 ='!"=---='!—=------------
dency of such views, cannot be too thor A SHORT PATENT SERMON
°uglily reprobated and exposed. Thus i CALIFORNIA SERIES—NO. XXXI.
saith the Lord, Stand ye in the ways and
see and ask for the old paths, where is the
good way, and walk therein and ye shall
find rest unto your souls, But they said.
•We will not walk therein. Also I set
watchmen over you, saying. Beacon
to the sound of the trumpet. But they
said: e will not hearken. Therefore
hear ye nations, and know, 0 congrega.
Con, what is among them. Hear, 0
earth ; behold l will bring evill upon this
people, even the fruit of their thoughts,
because they have not hearkened unto my
words, nor to my law, but rejected it. A
conspiracy is found in the land, a conspir
acy of her prophets in the midst thereof,
Wore mitring , lion revemiegt he prey a they
pulpit under such despotism would cry
louder to God fur vengeance than the most
terrific howlings of agony. God will take
nil excuse for silence. '•lf thou forbear to
deliver thorn that are drawn unto death,
and them that are ready to be slain, if
thou sayest, behold we knew it not ; cloth
not He that pondereth the heart consider
it, and He that keepeth thy soul doth not
He know it? and shall Ile not render to
every wan accenting to Fits works ?" C.
BY DOW, JR.
.D'Orville' sends me the following text,
I will expatiate a little upon it this morning:
What is Lute?-7i3 a fool's blind dream
Ut stanething that tio'er existence had;
It vanishes 'nuath the daylight's gleam—
I And when it is gout, the fool goes mad 1
I • MY HEARERS It you think that your
lonely preacher, through practical experi
ence, is more capable of giving a perfect
analysis of Love, than anybody else, you
sit there under a heavy mistake. True,
in my more susceptible days—and before I
took to chewing tobacco—l often felt a
slight, mysterious jerking at the heart
strings, but only once the real, magnetic,
galvanic, spasmodic; cornlsive, soothing;
ed moon ; the whole fabric is flimsy trash
ut the best. Then, if Love be nothing
more than an idiot's dream—gilding every•
thing. and convertmg airy nothing into a
seemingly Build something, and yet noth
ing after all—then, I say, Love wont pay
for candle-light—much less for either its
lai;annut or its brandy•cocktails. My la
mented friend Moore says, most pathetic
ally :
New days may mime with mildor light,
Or shed a brighter heats ;
Bet thoro's walling half so sweet in life
As Love's yoong dream
..Love was mice a little boy;" and full or
mischief ; and then all his dreams, though
very sweet, were notwithstanding„ very
foolish ; and he doubtless found so, when
he came to grow up and know the differ
ence in the value of a kiss and a five dol
lar gold piece, or that of is leg of mutton
and a pretty ankle. My text, brethren.
wens to give us to understend; that when
Love's silly dream vanishes before the
broad daylight of Reason, the dreaming
f..0l is very likely to go mad as a March
hare. If this don't hold good in all in-
stances, I tell you, my friends, that in a
majority of cases, it will apply as tenacious
ly as hot glue in a nigger's wool. Hear
the same poet rave, in his crazy second
thought :
Oh I the days are gone when Beauty 'aright
My heart's chain move--
When all my dream, front 'nom till night,
Was love, still lore
Here, toy brethren, you can easily see the
madness protruding an inch or so Mark
how the lellow sighs, like a furnace with
that distrussful !"—how he takes on,
to think that the days are forever past
when he had little else to do, and 'vas fit
for nothing else, than to crawl under a
gooseberry bush and dream of "Love,
still love,"—or sit and doze while Beauty
was manufacturing a halter for his heart,
and perhaps for his neck. That the girt.
ed bard of Hibernia's Green Isle died of a
softening of the brain—after he hod drunk
of love and wine to their very lees—is a
melancholy fact.
That the dream of love "vanishes 'neath
the daylight's gleam," is perhaps inure
true than poetical. All !overlie but dream
during the uncertain moonight 'of cour t .
ship. They awake to a true, sober sense
of their situations only in the broad glare
of matrimony. And then, if they find the
first flame extinguished, arid beyond the
rower . 9f rekindling, it is no wonder they
Thereupon the customer presented the
following document :
'To whom it troy concern : We, the
undersigned, having been acquainted spir
itually with Mr.-, of -,
consul, for many years, recommend him as
perfectly reliable, and would not be afraid
to trust hint to any amount.
GEORGE WASHINGTON,
THOMAS JEFFERSON,
HENRY CLAY,
MOIL. PAINE,
JOHN Mivrox, and others.
"Through Jane medium.'
The bookseller remarked, that the back
ers were good lithe medium :vas reliable ;
bu: he thought, on the whole, he would
prefer to keep the books. The customer
hereupon denounced the bookseller as an
imposter, telling him that he did not be
lieve his 'own doctrines, and that the spir
its would expose his duplicity to the world.
Of this he felt assured by the spirit of
prophecy within hint. The bookseller
was not convinced
Mr. Buchanan on Polygamy.
Nlajor Jack Downing thus relates a con
versation he had with Mr. Buchanan an
Utah
t'Old Back is a good deal riled with
Brigham Young, who with his one hun
dred wives, have created a rebellion—
when the old Buck hasn't one that he can
call his own. If one woman created a re
bellion in the garden of Eden when she
had a man and ought to bin satisfied, it
isn't wonderful that one hundred should
do the like in Utah, having only one man
among 'cut all ! Bays I, 'Bucky, did you
ever see union and harmony where there
wan a hundred s4imin and but one man—
it's nit' ull outer to expect it—and the on
ly way to bring matters to a sartin point.
is to see eadfi woman has her man.'
'Yes, but,' says old Buck, 'then every
man would be obleoged to her his woman.'
'Yes, sartin,' sez I.
4 Well, then,' sez he 'l'a be blamed for
the hull of this trouble and say I'd sot 'em
a bad example.'
Iles so,' sez I, 'and since you druv
so many women to take up with one man
brkase you refused to take your sheer, it's
your duty to make 'em peaceable us they
are, or else break the hull thing up by
reforming and setting every old bachelor
a good example by takin ono of these do.
ludea women at once.'
Laugh and grow fat,
VOL. XXII. NO. 30.
The Mother's Inflnoue,
The solid rock which turns the edge of
the chisel bears forever the impress of the
leaf and the acorn received long, long
since, ere it had become hardened:by time
and the elements. If we trace back to itc
fountain the mighty torrent which fertili •
zed the land with its copious streams, or
sweeps over it with a devastating flood, we
shall find it dripping in crystal drops front
some mossy crevice among the distant
hills; so too the gentle feelings and affec
tions that enrich and adorn the heart, and
the mighty passions that sweep away all
the barriers of the soul and desolate socie
ty, may have sprung 'up in the infant bo
som in the sheltered retirement of home.
"I should have been an atheist," said
John Randolph "if it had not been for one
recollection ; and that was the memory
of the time, when my departed mother.
used to take my little hands in hers, and
caused me on my knees to say, 'Our Fa
ther which art in heaven !"
Dr The manner in which editors are
treated out west is scandalous. No re
spect whatever is paid to these unfortu
nate beings. Only listen to the statement
of the editor of the Kansas Canton Ball,
who describes in graphic style, peculiar
to himself, the reception lie met with from
the pro-slavery men after he had return
ed from a four days visit in the back set
tlements :
''On our way to our sanctum we were
met by a delegation who began presen
ting us with vegetables, &c. One of
them thinking we were fond of game,
threw us what they no doubt supposed to
be a coon, but which we (being a judge
of game) thought savored like a cat of the
pole species. They placed us on a pole,
intending to do us honor, as it had been
formerly used as a flag-staff, and conduct
ed us through the town and then to the
outskirts, where they began stripping us.
When they had divested us of all but om
left stocking, they procured a bucket of
black paste, resembling tar, also a bag of
feathers. They then proceeded to make
a very warm suit for winter, feather dined
with paste. After they had all saluted us
Ly 4 ...itt ng nor nose, ("winch is the custom
ary salute between the pro and anti-sla
very men) they told us it was time to go
which, after receiving a concussion in the
rear, we did. We were surprised to hoar
when we went to the office that we had
been tared and feathered. The foreman
assisted by the devil. fell to work anti
picked us, we all the time experiencing
the sensations supposed to belong to that
•insect' called 'goose.' We are .tow 'fea
therless' but the tvr will stick to us as long
as we live.
P. S. The feathers are for sale at out
office. The whole lot for sale for $7,515,
ANOTHER HINT TO LADIES INTIM CAR.
—The hint to ladies in the curs' which
some time agn feund its way into the
newspapers, receives an appropriate coun
terpart in the following :
The seats were all full, except one
which was occupied by a rough-looking
Irishman—and at one of the stations, a
couple of evidently well-bred and intelli
gent.young ladies came in to procure seats,
but seeing no vacant ones were about to
go into a back car—when Patrick rose
hastily and offered them his seat, with evi.
dent pleasure. 'But you have no seat
yourself, responded one of the young la
dies with a smile—hesitating, with true
politeness, as to accepting it. 'Nicer ye
mind that,' said the Hibernian, ‘yer wel
come to't ! I'd ride upon tee cow-catcher
till New York, any time, for a smile from
such jiattemanly ladies !' and he retreated
hastily into the next car, amid the cheers
I of those who had witnessed the affair.
nor An Agricultural Society up in
Vermont, offers the following premium :
A beautiful silk dress (the color and qual
ity to be optional with the fair recipient)
to the maker of the best loaf of bread--
tip competitors to be unmarried ladies,
and the committee of judges to consist or
bachelors and widowers. It is generally
thought that bachelors in search of good
housekeepers will be on hand at that ag
ricultural lair.
The following is the transcendental for
"Miss, will you take my arm !"
'Young lady will you condescend so
far to sacrifice your own convenience to
my pleasure, as to insert the five digitals
and a part of the extremity of your con
tiguous arm through the angular aperture
formed by the crooking of my elbow
against the perpendicular portion of my
framer
"OLD GRIMES IS DEAD."--Mr. S. F.
Grimes died recently in Georgia, at dm
age of one hundred and ten years.