I,ltingboill')oltril;:ti,H(._ WILLIAM BREWSTER, } EDITORS. SAM. G. WHITTAKER, eiect Vottrp. PADDLE YOUR OWN CANOE. [They have a very expressive tern, at the rVest, in speaking ot a man who would he the architect of his own fortune, that he must "pad dle his own canoe.'• A lady of Indiana has expanded the curt advice into a piece ot origi• ant and sparkling verse :I "Voyager upon life's sea, To yourself be true, And where'er your lot may be, Puddle your own canoe. Never, though the winds may rave, Falter nor look hack : But upon the darkest wave, Leave a shining track. Nobly dare the wildest storm, Stern the hardest gale, brave of heart and strong of urui, You will never fail. When the world is cold and dark, Keep an aim in view And toward the beacon-mask Puddle your own cause. *very wave that bears you on To the silent shore, From its sunny source has gone To return no more. Then let not an hours delay Cheat you of your due; Rut while is called to day, Paddle your own canoe. if your birth denied you would!, Lofty state and power, Honest fame and hardy health Are a better dower. nut if these will not suffice, (}older gain pers.; bud to gain the glittering price, Paddle your own canoe. Would you wrest the wreath of fame From the hand of fate ? Would you write a deathless mime With the good and great ? Would you bless your fellow men ? heart and soul imbuo With the holy task, and then Puddle your own canoe. Would you crush the tyrant wrong to the world's tree fight ? With a spirit bravo and strong, Battle for the right. And to break the chains that bind The many to the few— To enrranchise slavish mind— Paddle your own canoe. Nothing great is lightly wun, Nothing won in lost ; every good dyed nobly dune, Will repay the cunt. Leave to licaren, in humble trust All you will to di/ gnt it you succeed, y Paddle your own earn u mint a~i inaC. For the Huntingdon Journ,l. TZILL-TALE snArocws, Or au Reeklento] view of "life•like Portraits In action. '•Have you ever thought what strange things Shadows are ?" asked a patient as sat by the bedside. I turned, and for a moment gazed into the calm blue eyes of the speaker, with an intent and inquiring look, for the strange interrogatory Mlle what astonished me. We had been con versing for art hour or more, and my pa. tient was quite rational—whom indeed I had never found otherwise. Those fine in tellectual faculties had never before been impaired in the least ; that strong and ac live mind was never delirious, even during several months of most intense suffering. Nor when the vital current had sunken to its lowest ebb, and scarcely strength enough remained to give action to the feeble lips, shyest inaudible whispers proclaimed that II still occupied her throne. And now that a favorable change had ensued, and soy patient seemed to impruve gradually, and in fact was being restored to ordinary health, ns fast as could reasonably be ex pected, I was the more surprised at the strange question. That one whom 1 had never before known to indulge in imagina tive or fictitious reveries, nor to give utter- ance to a frivolous expression, should ask me such a question, confused my ideas considerably for a moment, The unwel- come thought—'can my patient have tak en worse so suddenly, and is already fligh ty r flitted through my mind for the first time. 'lt can not be," I said in thought, and supposing I misunderstood the expres sion, I asked "what said you?" As the words were repeated—" Have you ever thought what strange things shadows are?" —a smile played over his countenance, which at once dispelled my fear and quiet ed the singular sensation the first utterance of them caused. My patient had often entertained the with narrations of incidents that had oc curred during previous attacks of sickness And suffering, and frequently told me of many annoyances that patients are sub• jected to by ignorant matrons relating their g • its force we can truthfully attest. Huge superstitious and whimsical notions; sod ISCeII a It g + trees were tossed from their deep-rooted by imprudent visi'ors, who do and say ma-resting places as readily as a gardener ny things that are not at all calculated to B— iERRIBLE ANRXTRAORDINARY would pull a radish from the sandy earth; interest the afflicted, but tend to agitate or i PHENOMENON. fences and even fence-posts were scattered discomfort them. When I was certain I I On Saturday afternoon very many of in all directions, as if they were chips, our citizens noted the appearance of a ye- understood the remark as repented a sec. and buildings vflered no more resistance of ne b u l ous or formation and time, the idea occurred to me that some ry remar k a b l ethan a clapboard to a forty horse power cloudy su b s t ance ex t en di ng f rom th e ea- engine . one who had watched by that bedside, had th The moving mass of ruin is re• yens nearly to the earth, where it seemed perhaps been alarmed by the shadow of a presented by all who saw it to have been to diminish almost to a point, but expand ghost or hobgoblin, after hearing some old a vapory substance; it was not accompa. tine gradually as it ascended, until the pe i woman's story of apparitions, and that my ! riled by any wind or storm, but seemed an patient—the equilibrium of whose mind I culiur form was lost in the clouded sky. pendent agency, travelling on its own would not have believed could be disturb. 'l'hia remarkable and funnel like column of account, at a speed of perhaps a mile a cloudy in e c i tya b out ist passed over t h e at inde ed by a shadow or shadows, for en instantminute. In its motion there was a con -was about to relate the circumstance to four o'cl.clc, and was remarked not on l y scant revolution and when it was rising this me. Of course I answered the question b y its peculiar appearance, but by a rush- whirling peculiarity became more terrific negatively, for truly I could not remember 'tig, buzzing noise, as it swept off in the and violent. The peculiar buzzing sound that I had ever thought anything about ' direction of Deerfie d, which was noticed in its passage by our Shadows since I was amused by the It was watched for s om e moments, and ins- citizens was also remarked by the people' l peope genera ll y believed It to be a water tical representations of "rabbits on thealong its course in Deerfield and Nchuyler. wall," when a child. spout, as its conical form corresponded I The lady who was killed was about 811 with s till ideas of such natural phenomenon. But the reader shall learn “what strange years of age ; the child so bidly injured is ' It soon passed from sight, and was made about 5 years of age.—Utica Herald. things shadows are," from the facts as re• the subject of a portive conversation for listed to me, and as nearly ns possible in toy the. hour , withou t the l • • conception WHO MARRY ANIAVECHILDREN of what the east jUnt patient's own language ; who continued : IN AMERICA. as s iat bo dy consisted, or itsdestruc "l scarcely ever notice their pantomim- :Mere than ftairi.sevenths of the marriag e power. Its effects, however, have ic gestures with° it its bringing to mind an e es in Massachusetts are among the foreign tb b een most t wonderful, and may justly at incident which I think too good to be lost. born. Why is it 1 For the most simple e rt t ic i t fio t t he a t tention and scrutiny of the sci- Being very ill at the time, so that I requir- reasons : the foreign-born can afford to get ed the constant care of attendants, it hap t he married, and the native born cannot ; and 4 The vo c i anical mass firstsettled paned one night that a lady and gentleman to this must be, so long as our extravagant earth a few min four in minutes past Deerfield, took station at my bedside, to keep vigils and in an modes of life continue. In social life there d tor instant scattered a barn to pieces. for the night, whilst the family retired.— 'lover was a people tending to deeper and up sev e ral trees on the opposite more destructive social corruption—and Being restless from pain, I requested my side an of tl e ie position to be changed, My wish was nothat is more evident from the records of all Mr. John Warr . en informs us that he . . .. . ... sooner made• known than it was cheerfully granted by my kind watchers, who endea vored to anticipate my every want. My face was now turned towards the wall,— the candle was at the opposite side of the room, About the time I expected my at tendants would resume their seats, what did I behold ! Oh, horrid !—Spectres ! Yes Spectres ! Spectres whose sable countenances, according to tradition, could omen no good. Could it be so, or did I dream ; or was it a phantom of my fever ed imagination ? Being of a philosophi cal turn of mind, I determined to witch the movements of those formidable objects in silence '; at least until I was satisfied as to whether they were real or imaginary, or if they betokened any cause for alarm.— My eyes followed their actions closely, and, I lo ! what was my surprise to see them ap proach, affectionately embrace, and loving ly kiss eark.other ! Strange awfully strange ! who ever heard of ghost umbrae. inz and kissing ghost ! I was at once re lieved from the idea of spectres, for I was satisfied that fhe delusive apparition Was a pair of Shadows. Nevertheless it was one of the most imposing as well as ludicrous scenes I ever witnessed. There thrown in bold relief upon the wall, was not a pe. numbra, but the most perfect pair of shad ows I ever saw. The one being much tat. ler than the other, a bending forts, projec ting nese and chin, with prominent Mils. kers, suggested the ideti ofa male shadow, and reminded me ofa representation I had seen of a Ilindoo at worship. The other, as if on tiptoe, with upturned face, arid undoubtedly a shadow of the feminine gen der, manifested about as much resistance in the act of deosculation-ns we may sup pose Mother Eve did when Father Adam impressed upon her lips creation's morning kiss. I confess at the time, in view of my sufTering, I looked upon tha urchin-god Cupid, as an intruder in my sick chamber . But a year afterwards. (imagine the ex citement I experienced in the region of mirthfulness) when in the company of one of the, parties, I related my ghost story end found it unnecessary for me to make the application. For I never before intimated to either of them, nor any other person, what those shadows told me." Such was my patient's story of the shad ows, which I give publicity with his con sent. lam not in the habit of relating in cidents which occur in the sick chamber ; nay, I scrupulously avoid betraying the confidence repotted in me, by my patients .and friends. I could, from what has come under my notice during a brief profession al of many incidents, not so a lousing perhaps, but exceedingly more iris prudent on the part of visitors and attend ants of the sick ; and as all such things are likely to come to the ears of the phys ician, this may perhaps prove a warning to those especially who minister at the bed side of the sick and suffering, where na ture and every feeling of humanity teach es that solemnity and sympathy should prevail. Beware of those ghostly forms which there, as elsewhere, make their ap pearance, and though mute, their mimic gestures as if trumpet-tongued, may tell what you would not have others and espe cially the sufferer know. Rural Rome, June, 1857. - "Whatever is, is right." ~ LIBERTY AND UNION, NOW AND FOREVER, ONE AND INSEPARABLE. " HUNTINGDON, PA., WEDNESDAY, JULY 1, 1857. was engaged in his garden and saw the approach of the cloudy object, as it threw up the trees. ' As its course pointed in the direction of his own house, tie ran to the , dwelling, caught two dins oldest children, and called to his wife to save the other Ore. and herself by following him into the cellar. The husband had descended two or three steps with his charge, and his wife, with an infant child, and two older children, had reached the cellar door when the house was struck. The whole frame work was lilted front the stone foundation; the entire wood work above the first floor was carried soma twenty feet, and then dropped to grand perfection of ruin, while the first floor with the sleepers attached, which caught on the foundation, was final ly turned roof-like over the entire mass, Mr. Warren, with two of the children, remained in the cellar enclosure, without . injury ; Mrs. Warren was found on the ground about ten feet from the cellar door, almost entirely stripped of her clothing, and so severely injured about her neck and body that she died widtin an hour of the calamity, although entirely conscious ; her lama was found near by arid almost en tirely free from injury, yet utterly desti tute of clothing; a little boy , vho was fol lowing Its mother to the cellar is now ly tig unconctous from the wounds he re ceived in the common wreck. his reco very is very doubtful ; an older girl esca ped without injury. The dwelling was two stories high and substantially built. In the rear of it was a barn, distant about five rods, which was literally shivered into splinters. Next in the due southeasterly line of its course it uprooted several large trees. scat- tered the fences, crayse•d the road and de ino.ished a large lain belonging to Mr. J. 31 Liudliig. This building was of recent and very substantial build, and 15 by 50 feel upon its base, yet the destructive ele ment tore it to pieces, scattering large tim bers about the fields at a distance of from five to fifteen rods, distributing various Portions of the roof in diflerent directions, and actually taking up an iron cylinder threshing machine...weighing perhaps four hundred pounds, and depusi.ing it at least eighty fret fiorn the barn A man was kil- led without any apparent outward wound. Beyond the premises of Mr. 8., for about a mile, prostrate trees and fences evidence the truck of the destructive mes senger. It, however, seemed to have re leased its hold upon the earth soon after leaving the farm of Mr. 8., for it was dis tinctly seen to rise from the surface and dissolve it, conical shape into a general cloudy form. The phenomenon was fol lowed by violent rain and wild. Two men at work in a held saw the strange ap parition approach, and took to their heels, barely escaping its track as its passed on. It seemed to raise from the earth four or five minutes from the time it was first seen, and the evidences before us of de. struction lie in a district not over four or five miles in extent, in a due southeasterly direction from where its first toltoh was felt, and in a track about fifteen rods in width. Whatever of material substance presented itself in this track was swept away, and the ruin presented is certainly fearful to behold. Of what the destructive power was com posed we aro not - prepared to affirm, but of I the Courts and the columns of all the news. papersLthan Americans. Our fathers us ed to tell of the profligacy of Paris; their children tell of the mysteries of N. York —a city not far behind any in Europe.— And maktng proper allowances for size, how far is New York ahead of our other cities and towns I Once was the time when a wife was a "help meet;" now in a thousand ,of cases, you can change the "meet" to "eat," and make it read more truthfully, We boast of our system of education ; we have female high school:, temple colle• gee, female medical schools, and female heavens, Our girls are refitted, learned and wise ; they can sing,. dance, play pi anos, paint, talk French and Italian, and all the soft languages, write poetry, and love like Venires They are ready to be courted at ten years, arid can be taken from school and married at fifteen, and divorced at twenty. They make splendid shows on bridal tours, can coquette and flirt at the watering places, and shine like angels at Winter parties. But Heaven be kind to the poor wretch that marries in the fashion. aide circles. %Vitra are they at washing floors I Oh, we forget ; nobody has bare I floors now—how vulgar that would be ! I What are they nt making bread and boil ing beef ? Why, how thoughtless we are —to be sure they will board, or have ser vents. What are they at mending old , , But there clothes 1311.11. we are again ; the fa shions change so often that nobody has old clothes but the rag-assn and paper-makers i now ? What are they at washing babies' faces and pinning up their trousers ? And here is our intolerable stupidity once more; having children is left to Ow Irish 1 What lady thinks of having children about her now ? or if she is so unfortunate ; don't she put them to wet-nurses to begin - with, end boarding-schools afterwards 1 We repeat we have come to a point where young turn hesitate and grim , old before they can de cide whether they can marry, and after wards keep clear of bankruptcy and crime. What is the consequence? There are more persons living a single life—are there more leading a virtuous life ? It is time for mothers to know that the extravagance they encourage is destructi;e of the virtue of the children; that all the foolish expen. ditures making to rush their daughters to matrimony, ore, instead of answering that end, tending to destroy the institution of marriage altogether. How to Select Flour —I. Look at its color; if it is white, with a slightly yd. lowish or straw-colored tint, it is a good sign. If it is very white. with a blueish cast, or with black specks is it, the flour is not good. 2. Examine its adhesiveness; wet and knead a little of it between the fin gers; if it works dry and elastio, it is good; if it works soft and sticky, it is poor.— Flour made from spring wheat is likely to be sickly. 1. 'throw a little lump of dry flour against a dry, perpendicular surface; if it falls like powder, it is bad. 4. Squeeze some of the fiopr in your hand; l it re• tains the shape given it by the pressure, that too is a good sign, Flour that will stand all these tests in safe to buy. These modes were given by old fluur•deslers, and we make no apology for printing them, as they pertain to a matter that concerns eve ry body, namely, the quality of that which is th, staff of life.—Ohio Farmer. Emperor and Artist. One David painted for the English Mar-1 Poor people have a hard time in this quis of Douglas a standing portrait of Na- I little world of ours. Even in matters of poleon or the size of life. He was amts. religion there is a vast difference be tomed to paint the imperial features with. tween Lazarus and Dives, as the following out requiring Napoleon's personal attend- anecdote will illustrate : ance. The Emperor, therefore, knew i Old Billy G—had attended a great nothing of this portrait till it was brought revival, end in common with many others ono day to the Tuilleries ler his inspection. he was 'converted' and baptised. Not It represented his Majesty in his cabinet; many weeks afterwards one of his neigh. as he had risen from his desk after a night born met him reeling home from the court spent in writing—a circumstance indica- ground with a considerable brick in his ted by candles burning in their sockets.— hat. Those who had seen it considered it, a a 'Hello, uncle Billy,' said a friend, '1 far as the head and features were consid- thought you had joined the church.' ered, the most perfect resemblance that 'So I did,' answered uncle Billy, make had yet heen obtained. mg a desperate effort to stand still—'so I Napoleon was delighted with it, and en- did, Jevms, and would a bin a good Bap g,erly complimented David. 'Still,' said list if they had'nt treated me so everlae• he, 1. think Ana you have mad-) my eyes ting mean at that water. Didn't you ever rather too weary ; this is wrong for tvor- hear 'bout it deems 7' king at night does not fatigue me ;on the 'Never did.' contrary it rests me, lam never as fresh 'Then I'll tell 'bout it. You see, when iii the morning no when I hove dispensed we come to the ba'tizing place, thar was sleep. Who is this portrait for! Who me and old Junks, the old squire was to. be ordered it ? It was not I, was it. dipped at the same time. •Well, the min •No, sire, it is intended for the Marquis ister tuck the ',quite in lust, but I didn't of Douglas ' mind that Much, as I thought it would be 'What, David ?' returned the emperor' jest as good when I cum, so he led him scowling. 'lt is to be given to an Eng- in, and after dippin under he raised hint lishman ?' I up mighty keerful, and wiped his face and 'Sire, he is one of your Majesty's Area• led him out. Then cum my turn, and in. test admirers. and is, perhaps, the most stead of lifting me out like he did the sincere living appreciator of French ar• i 'squire, be gave me one slosh, and left me Lists; I crawling' about on the bottom liked—.—d 'Next to me,' replied Napoleon tartly, mud turtle !' after a moment, he added, 'David, I will buy the portrait myself.' Sire it is already sold. 'David, I desire the portrait, I say, I will give thirty thousand francs for Your Majesty, I cannot change its dev tination,' said David, indicating by a des criptive gesture, that be had already been paid. 'David,' exclaimed Napoleon, this por trait shall not be rent to England, do you heart I will return your Marquis his money.' I 'Surely your majesty would not dishon or me ?' stammered the artist, at the came time noticing that the Emperor, having exhausted persuasion, teas preparing for active interference. 'No, certainly ; but what I will not do either, is to allow the enemies of France to possess me in their country, even on canvass.' So saying, he directed a star. dy, 'kick at the painting, and the imperi al foot passed vigorously through it.— Without a word, he quitted the apartment, leaving a wonder stricken audience behind him. David had the picture carried back to his studio, and subsequently mended and restored it, and forwarded it to its owner. It is likely that the merit of the portrait, as a work of art and as a likeness is now somewhat lost in the superior at tractions of the patched rent, and that it is considerably greater as a memento of his Majesty's wrath, titan as a specimen of the skill i.f his artist in ordinary.—Gooil• atert of Napoleon. Wants to get Dated Back. On a beautilul af t ernoon !ant fall a young couple from an adjliining town came down to our village, stopped at one of the ho tels, seta out fora clergyman and were umrritd. The young man paid the fee, took a niarrisau certificate, and they left the hotel a happy couple A few drys since the young man celled upon the cler gyman with his certificate, 'and wished to get it dated bock' .How far bock do you wish it dated?' inquired the clergyman, 'Why, as near as we can calculate, about a couple of months, replied the young This the clergyman seemed to decline doing, but the young man wished he would •as he had rather give five dollars than not to have it dateit back.' rhe clergyman regretted the necessity of dating back the certificate, and was very sorry he could not comply with his wishes ; so the young man left with his $5 and marriage certifi cate, the latter being 'as near as they could calculate, about a couple of months too short.— Havanna Journal. Drawing a Pension. 'Well, my lad, where are you traveling this stormy weather alone?' asked an in, quisitive landlord, in the north of Vermont during the last war, of a small lad, whose father was engaged in smuggling. and had sent him, Young as he was, with an im• portant message in advance of the par ty. , Going to draw my pension,' was the re- ply. Tension !' ectoed the astonished land- lord. , W hat does so small a boy as you draw a pension for ?' .Minding my own business, and letting that of others alone," The landlord sloped. A Hard Case. Babies on Sight and Demand. Judge a well known, highly respected Knickerbicker, on the shady side of fifty, a widower with five children —full of fun and frolic, ever ready for a joke—to give or take, was bantered the other evening by a Miss of five and twen ty, for not Coking another wife ; she urged that he was hale and hearty and deserved a messmate. The Judge admitted the fact ; and acknowledged that he was con vinced by the eloquenca of his fair friend that he had been thus far very remiss, ex pressed contrition for the fault, confessed an ending by offering hiniself to the ludy, telling her she could not certainly reject him after point ng out his henious offence. The lady replied that she would be most happy, but there was one, and to her a serious obstacle. "Well says the Judge, 'name it.' ? Judge, this is beyond your power. I havo vowed if I ever marry a widower, he must have ten children !" 'Ten children ! Oh ! that's nothing,' says the Judge, 'l'll give you five now and my notes on demand in installments for the balance.'—Pact! The Printing Office. The following from an Eastern paper, is sensible to the lost, and deserves a wide circulation : 'A printing office is like a school it can have no interlopers, hangers-on or twad lers, without a serious inconvenience to say nothing of lost time, which is just as much gold to the printer, as if metulically glit tering in his hand. What would be thought of a man who would enter a school, and twaddle first with the teacher, and then with the sch - olars; interrupting the studies of one, and breaking the dis cipline of the other? And yet, this is the elicct:of the loafer in the printing office. lie seriously interferes with the course of business, distracts the fixed attention which is necessary to the good printer, and the interest of every establishment.— No real man ever sacrifices the interest or interfers with the duties of others. The loafer does both. Let him think, if thought be ever has, that the lust place he should ever insinuate lea worthless, unwelcome presence into, is the printing office." Poetical and Practical. An editor and his wife were walking out in the bright moonlight one evening. Like all editor's wives she was of an ex ceedingly poetical nature, and said to her mate, 'Notice that moon—how bright and calm and beautiful." ..Couldn't think of noticing it,' return the editor, for anything less than the usual rates—a dollar and fifty cents for twelve lines or less.' Sulphur in -fipple Trees.—A friend of ours once had an apple tree whose fruit always fell to the ground while small. Out of six bushels, he gathered not a half do zen good apples. On reflection he deci ded to give the tree sulphur. He bored a hole in the tree about eighteen inches from the ground ; the hole was lust one inch in diameter, and three inches deep. Ile put a bout a table-spoonful of sulphur into the hole, and plugged it tight, with a pine plug. 'fhe next year the apples were nearly all good, He thinks that the with ering of the fruit was caused by insects; and they do not like the sulphur with which the tree becomes impregnated. VOL. XXII. NO. 26 For the Huntingdon Journal. A SONNET, TO MISS V-; Teem rivere antem t tecurn obearn libeue.'—Hoe. There is a beauty that pervades all time, Caught and reflected from a heaven we'v,, lost, [toss'd Which on each wave of mind, though ocean Strews priceless gems, with brilliancy divine. These on a ba:my morn in June did shine From out the case of thoughts, which gent. ed with light, Shone in the morning ray as Reav'n at nigh With more than usual joy; when with design More glorious still, they joined in a sWeetform, Of loveliness, which now doth all control; ' Bids music flow from calm or darkest storm. With wand celestial touches every thought, Till all with melody divine is fraught;— For is not love the music of the soul. ASIANS INCOGNIM. Cdr. Run, Juno 22, 1857. H.w to Destroy Caterpillars on Tree: . —Having observed several methods old.. stroying the caterpillars that infest appll trees in the spring, such as rubbing thorn off, burning with shavings, cotton and tar pentine, &c., I am induced to give you the simple and perfectly effectual method practiced here. Take common soft soap arid thin it - with water so that it will not slip off the brush, and a person may stand upon the ground and apply it to the nests with a common painter's brush inserted in a hole bored through one end of a long strip, and all that it touches it will instant ly kill. If applied while the nests are small, very few will escape the first appli cation. After the worms are larger, it is equally efficacious, but muob more difficult to apply thoroughly. Any thin oil mixed with spirits of tur pentine, is equally destructive to the worms, but the soap is less injurious to tile trees, S, L. Manchester, Conn.—Cotto try Gentleman. ABOUT BEES.-A swarm of bees in that' natural state contains from 10,000 to 20,• 000 of the insect', while is hives they number from 30,000 to 40,000. In square foot if honey comb there are about 9000 cells. A queen bee lays her egg, for fifty or sixty consecutive days, laying about 500 daily. It tribes three days to hatch each egg. •In one season a single queen bee hatches about 160,000 beos. It takes 5,000 bees to weigh a•pound. To Preserve Eggs—Put into a tub or pan one bushel of quack lime, two pounds and a half of salt, and a pound of cream of tar ar. Mix the same together with as much water as will reduce the composition to that consistency as to cause an egg to swim with its top just above the liquid. then put and keep the eggs therein, which will preserve them perfectly sound at least. two years. Crapes.—Place a bone in the earth, near the root of is grape, and the vine will send out a leading root directly to the bone In its passage, it will send out no fibres— but when it reaches the bone, the root will immediately cover it with the most deli• date fibres, like lace, each one seeking a pore of the bone. On this bone, the vine will continue to feed as long as any nutn• meet remains to be exhausted. Fall Turnips.--It is too soon to put these in ; but not too soon for you to be providing manure for them. And here let us say to you that this crop always prospers best when two ploughs are gives to the ground. The time for sowing tho seed will be about the:2sth of July. CURES FOR FELONS ON THE The ticienttfic American says : ..The past year we have known the spinal marrow of an ox or a cow applied to three different persons with . the moot satisfactory results, in relieving pain and securing cures of their felons. ;I'ha opts nal marrow should be applied every four hours for two days." zttal - 'Will you take this woman to be your . wedded wife 1' asked an Illinois mag istrate to the masculine of a couple wit* stood before hint. "Wall, squire. you must be a tarnal green hand to ask me such a question as that ar. Do you think that I'd be such a plaguey fool as to go to the bar hunt and take this ar gal from the quiltin' frolic, if I wasn't bonscripttioue ly sonata and determined to have her 1.- Drive on with your business, and don't ax foolish questions.' NIP" B--who has since made quite a noise in the world while at college was called upon to undergo an exantina• tion in astronomy. On emerging from the ordeal, one of his companions asked him how he got off? Frst rate said B.— they only asked me two questions, and I answered them promptly and correctly.'- 'What were the questions ?' 'The 6ret... was, 'What is a paralax r and I told them 4 don't know ! and the second one tol# Can you calculate an eclipse l'—to whier - " said no ! I'd like to Wu anybody answer two piestees mere oerreetly than that.'