tfuntingDon io('' tittli, WILLIAM BREWSTER, EDITORS, SAM. G. WHITTAKER, clert Voetril, WHEN WE HUSKED CORN. October seorchidg fires the trees, And naked lies the shiverinte rise ; While dimly o'er the distant seas The fading lights of suturner shine. Along the lawn the negro blows Deep summons on his noonday horn, And homeward troop the girls and beaux From husking of the corn. I mind ate well that autumn day, When five and twenty years ago, We turned our labor into play, And hushed the corn for neighbor Lowe. .011 wife, we were the blithest pair That e'er to wedded love were born ; Fee I was gay and you were fair A husking of the corn. Oh! how we sung and how we laughed (Jur (warts sat lightly on our lips, As we the golden cider quaffed, And passed the bowl with rustic quips. And when sly hints of love west round, You glanced at me with pouting acorn, Yet smiled, tho' you fain would frown, A husking of the corn. Then when I found the scarlet ear, And claimed the old traditioned kiss, You bade me not approach too near, And pleaded that and pleaded this— Away you fled, and I pursued, Till all too faint you were to warn, And—know you not how well I wooed I A husking of the corn ? MY SONG IS SAD TODAY• I know not and I care not how The moments pass me by, Though each may leave upon my brow A furrow as they fly. What matters it ? each shall but take One link from off the chain That binds me to earth's bitter stake Of wrong, and care and pain. Time, like a river, plies his oar, And all his strokes are hours, Impelling to a better shore Of sunshine, birds, nod flowers. I've tasted all that life can give Of pleasure and of pain, And 'tie not living, now to live, W'hen joys ito more remain Fur life hall; lost its fernier charm, And even hope bath fled ; .kail friends I loved so fondly, once, Are all estranged, or dead. Speed on, 0 speed my bark, speed en Quick o'er lire's troubled sea I sigh for anchorage within A harbor safe and free. Perhaps a gentle Ibrest Sewer Above my grove will spring— Not planted there by friendship's hand, But by souse sophyr's wing. Eve's genial dews will nurse its bloom, In soft midsummer air, And stars, that hail like crystal drops, Be clasped iu beauty there E. M. S. ( 11 *lictcij 3d3. 1110WATIO WigISFULPS. The following autu , ing sketch of the ' .-Mishaps of a Bachelor," tee find in 11,11. of our exchanges. We don't ktmtv we hare laughed more heartily than on its perusal. and doubt not that our renders will find equal enjoyment in the recital of "Mr. Brown's Mishaps." Mr. Eliphalet Brown was it bachelor of thirty five, or thereabouts ; one of those men who seem born to pass through the wo•Id alone. save this peculiarity, there was nothing to distinguish Mr. Brown from the multitude of other Browns who are born, grow up, and die in this world of ems. It chanced that Mr. Brown had nc• et: ..to to visit a town some fifty miles dis tant on matters of business. It was his first visit to the place, and he proposed :topping for a day, to give himself an op portunity to look about. Walking leisure- ly along the street, he was all at once ac costed by a child, who ran up to him, ex claiming—" Father. I want you to buy me some candy," "Father!" Was it possi ble that ho, a bachelor, wan addressed by that title ! He coif,' not believe it.— "Who were you speaking to, my dear ?" he inquired of the little girl. spoke to you, father," said the little one, surprised "Really," thought Mr. Brown, "this is embarrassing." am not your father, my dear," he said, ...What is your name?" The child laughed heard y, evidently thinking it it good joke. "What a funny father you are," she said ; "but ain't you going to buy me some candy 2" "Yes , yea ; buy you a pound if you wont call me father any more," said he nervous. ly. The little girl clapped her hands with delight. The premise was all she remem bered. Mr. Brown proceeded to a confectionery store, where he actually bought a pound of candy, which he plarred in the hands of the little girl. In coming out of the store they encountered the child's mother. "Oh mother," sold the little girl, "just see how much candy father bus bought me " .•You sbouldn t hive bought her so much at a ihne, Mr. Jones," said the lady, "l'in afraid she will niche herself sick. But how did you happen to get home soquick? I did not expert you until night " "Jones -I—madam," said the embarrassed Mr Brown, it's all a mistake ; I ain't Jones at all. It isn't my name ; lam Eliphalet Brown, of W-, and this is the first time that I ever came to this city " Good heavens, Mr.. Jones, what has put this ail ly talc into your head ? You have con. eluded to change your name, have you?— Perhaps It is your intention to change your wife ?" Mrs. Jones' tone was defiant, and this only tended to increase Mr. Brown's embarrassment, haven't any wife ma- How Elder Cartwright Baptised the Ferryman. dam ; I never had any. On my word as A new work with the title of the 'Arne a gentlemaa, I never was married." "And titan Pulpit," tells the following anecdote do you intend to palm this tale off o n ,Im youe?" concerning an eccentric old Methodist min said Mrs, Jones with excitement , inter in Illinois , well known as Peter Cart. are not married, I would like to know whc Wright, who not only preached the gospel lam ?" "I have nu doubt you are a most but lectured quite often on political matters respectable lady," said Mr. Brown, "and and spoke his mind freely upon men and I conjecture from what you have said that measures. It resulted of course, that the your name is Jones ; but mine is Brown ,: politicians became very angry at the min madam, and always was." "Melinda ! ister, had much to say about "ministers said hi r mother, suddenly taking the, child not dabbling in politics," "sticking to their by the arm and leading her up to Mr. B. cacg etc„ etc. It hnppened on one "Melinda, who is that gentleman?" ' Wh ; oc il a i s n ion t he rode to a ferry acmes the Illi that is father,' was the child's immediate n is river, where the country was more reply, as she confidently placed her hand , thickly populated, and met a little knot of in his. 'You hear that, Mr. Jones, do you? people who were discussing politics. 'The You hear what that innocent child says, ferryman, a stout fellow woe holding forth and yet you have the unblushing and.' i n excited terms, about som old renegade dente to deny that you are my husband.' 11 e _prefixing a good many expletives to his •rertainly I dn.' I name, which we omit—one Peter Cart_ l'he voice of nature, speaking through the child, should overwhelm you. I'd wright, swearing that if he ever came that way, he would drown him in the river. like to know if you are ant her father, why you are buying candy for her ? I would Cartwright, unrecognized by any one like to have you answer that. But I per said •tetranger, I want you to nut me across aume you never saw her in your life,"— : "You will wait till I'm ready," said the .1 never did ; on illy honor, I never did. I ferryman. So when he hid finished his told her I would give her the candy if she speech, he added "Now I will put you 'You did over." Cartwright rode his horsy into wouldn't say Path -r any more.' the boat and the ferrymen began to poll did you ? Bribed your own child not to ii across. Car t wright felt it his duty to call eau father ? Bribed your own rhild , make himself known, and lumen his prin. to deny her parents ! Oh. Mr. Jones, c this is infamous ! Do you intend to de.iples, hut he wanted to be sure of fair sere me, sir, and leave me to the cold char- P l ' Y' So, when he reached the middle of I I flies of the world—and is this your first the stream, he threw the horse's bridle clog , ?' Mrs. Jones was so overcome that over a stake of the boat, and told the fee ry man to throw down his pole.—e What without any warning, she fell bock upon " the sidewalk in a fainting fit Instantly a ?" said the ferryman. Well you • number of persons ran to her assigance. have just now been using my name iin Properly ; you said if I ever Caine this 'Mr. Jones, is your wife subject to fainting you would drown me in the river in this way?' asked the first coiner of Mr. : i Now you have got a good chance milt) it." Brown don't know. She isn't my , 'ls your name Peter Cartwright?" said wife. I don't know anything about her,' !yammered Brown. it's m , the ferryman. "My name is Pete Cart n J roes, ain't it ?' 'Yes, but I'm not Mr. wr.ght," sad the preacher. Down drops Junes.' 'Sir' said the first speaker, stern• I the pole, and at it go the preacher and ly, 'this is tin time to jest. I trust that f'rquiso• ye u tie not the rause of the excitvinetit They grapple for a minute, but Cart, which icusi:h ave seassis„ed your wr'ght was remarkbly agile, as well as whletic. and in n trice he had the ferry flowing fit, You had better call a coach and carry her home directly.' Om Brown man. with one hand by the nape of the was dumbfounded. 'I winder,' thought ' neck , and with the ether by the sem of ho,.whether it is po , sible that I m res'hy , his trowsers, and whirling him over the side of the It at. plunges him under the Jones, and I am craey, in conseptende of which I fancy that ttlY am" is Wenn, tide—his astonished companion, looked on And yet I don't think I'm Jones In spite fie., shore, fair p.ay being secured by the , distance. 'l'm& or thrice the preacher of all, will insist that my name is Wown.' 'Well, sir, what are you waiting for? Is : causes the poor ferryman under saying is necessary that your wife should he're.! as lie did so, baptise the (k'aplash) in moved iiiiinedietely. Will you order it the name of the devil, (k'splash) whose carriage?' Brown tow thy, it Wit, a, use child thulium,' (lesplash *hen lifting him to protract the discussiou by a denial. II" I up, dripping with the water, and gasping therefore, without contesting the point, or. for breath, Cartwright asked Idea, "did deed a hackney coach to the spot you ever pray !" 'Tiny !" said the ter. Mr. Brown accordingly lent an arm to , rytnen, "no." Then it's time you did," Mrs Jones, who had soinewhet recovered ys the preacher. "Say -Our Father and was about to close the dour upon her. which art in Heaven." if I do,' What, are you not going with her your- :quid the ferrymen K'splesh goes the self?' 'Why tio; why should I?' 'Your poor man under the tide again. 'Will wife should 110 r-go alone; she has haidly ) 011 now ?' said the preacher. 'No—l— recovered.' Brown gave a despairing wen't,' said the strangled ferryman ' glance at the crowd around him and deem- k'splash under , he water again. 'Will ing it useless to make opposition where so you pray now?" said the preacher. 1211 many accused thoroughly convinced that do anything,' gawped the ferryman. 'Say Our Father which art in Heavett."Our he was Mr. Jones, followed the lady in. 'wh ere s h a ll I d r i ve ?' asked t h„t„,,. .1 Father which art in Heaven, said the fer -I—l—don't know,' said Mr. Brown,-- ryintin, and followed hies through the 'Where would you wish to be curried hire. Lord's prayer. 'Now let me up,' said Jones!' •Rome, of course,' murmured ' the ferryman. 'Nut yet,' said the preach Mr, Jones. 'Where is that?' asked the er 'You must make three promises—first driver. do not know,' said Mr Brown, that yuu will repeat that prayer every mor • 'No 19, H- street,' said the gentleman Wing and night as long as you live ; and nliaidy introduced, glancing contemptu- secondly, must you promise that you will ru ly at Brown. 'Mill you help me out, hear every Methodist minister that cornea within five miles of this ferry; and third• h!r. Jones V said the lady. liim not fully onvered from the fainting fit into which ly, that you will put every Methodist your cruelty drove me.' .Are you quite Preacher over this ferry free of expense. sure that 1 sin Mr Jones ?' asked Mr. B , 'Do you promise ?' .1 promise,' said the with anxiety. , Of course,' said Mrs. J. I ferryman, and resumed his pole. Cart 'Then,' said be, resignedly, 'I suppove L 1 wright went on his way, and that man am. But if you will believe me. I was I not long after became a convert. firmly convinced that my name was Brown and to tell the truth, I haven't any recol Irction of this haws.' Brown helped Mrs. Jones into the 'par• for ; but pod heavens ! conceive the qv. ‘ 4 LIBERTY AND UNION. NOW AND FORIVEIL, ONX AND INSEPARABLE." HUNTINGDON, PA., WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 12, 1856. tonishment of all when a man was disco vered seated in an arm chair, who was the very fec simile of Mr. Brown. in form. features, and every other respect ! "Geri clout!" ejaculated the lady, "which, which is my husband:" An explanation was ei• yen, the nirt.ry cleared up, and Mr. B's pardon sought, for the embarrassing inis• take It was freely accorded by Mr. 8.. who was quite delighted to think that of ter all he was not Mr. Jones, with a wife and child to boot. Mr. Brown has not since visited the place where this mishap occurred. ° ~z CCIIaIIj . Variety's the very spice of Life. Ip' Thos. C. Shoemaker, the only Free State man among all the federal of. fice holders in Kansas, has been removed h tietry. THE DYING HOY & THE ♦IOLETM. A little sufferer lay in a high dreary gar. ret, and the beams ahove his head, and nit every side were black and foul. Flis cheeks were scarlet with the flush of fever, and the unnatural light of his eyes flashed in the dimness of the coining. like a diamond to its gloomy bed of anthracite. Something told the child that death was busy with his heart. It might have been an angel, for angels gather around the despised couch of poverty. .Mother,' he whispered. and a pale bent woman knelt beside him, 'is there one blow now ? Look ! look ! For the twentielh time the sickly wo man lifted the tiny box oft :oleic and blood rushed to her face as she I eheld one little bud drooping, just beginning to unfold. She carried it to the child, almost an in• fact, and a smile lighted up his innocent features. 'Put it down, mother, where I can look at it until I die.' With a wild sob the poor widow placed it upon his pillow arid watched his glassy eyes eagerly as they watched the flower. Hours passed—the brow grew whiter, the fingers that she clasped were now clammy, the round lips that had so often ea led her mother were purple, fading into a bluish white and t•emulous as though the failing voice struggled for utterance. She placed her ear close to his face and heard hun distinctly utter: 'Good bye, mother—take good care of my violets.' After the rough pine coffin was carried away and covered with the mould, while her worn fingers were nervously stitching on the ill-paid for gnrinent, that mother could see a vision of her early I uried child in the pure white rotes of heaven, betiding over the box of violets. Not Recipiocated. A good joke is going the rounds, of the adventures of a young man, ..ardent to love," who met wish a cold comfort. Joshua stood beside hi fair one trem• bling ; his heart kept turning over. his eyes grew dim, his tongue was , paralyzed. A cold clammy perspiration oweed through his slim, while ever and anon he rolled his eyes toward Juliette. At length his knees gave way, and down upon his marrow bones he thus addressed her: My dearest Ju liette. with all my soul I love ; I love you r Here his voice failed and he would have sunk upon the carpet. hut a timely answer from her enraptured lips brought him "spell bound" to his feet. 'Rise. sir,' said she 'do not humble yourself to ine, for I do not reciprocate your love.' 'Reciprocate! reciprocate !' whispered Josh, 'What on earth does that !neon,' thought he. And then Ml' Le went, not even stopping io kin her hand, in search of a dictionary, half mad with hope, and half with fear. :Dictionary !' he cried as he entered the nearest book store, 'a dictionary. I say !' 'Yes our, in a moment,' answered the clerk. 'A moment ; thunder ! vociferated Josh, .1 want n dictionary.' •A nicely bound one,' said the clerk; sell 'em cheap as dirt.' .Sell the d-I, I'm looking for a word.' Over and over he turned the leaves. At last he stiipped ; he looked, ho looked, he sighed, then laying down the book he walked out, saying as he went, 'kicked by Questions and Answers. What is the chief sad of man? Impres• Oen. What is the chief end of woman 1 Flir taiion. Who made you ? The tailor. W hat is a heart ? A trite mineral used for barter. What is matrimony ? A game for money. What is pleasure ? The art of fatiguing all the faculties at once. What is dinner? A tote a tete with in. terruptions. What is lunch / An operation to ap. pease appetite. What is beauty ? The result of educa tion—better defined by "aly , e." What is nature? The vulgar defect com mon to the uneducated. What is truth? A traditionary fable— qualities not known. V. hat is religion ? Etiquette. t hat is atmosphere A compound of manner and talent. What is music I A concord and two discords. Who exist? Those who are here to. day. Who are dead? Those who went a way yesterday. Who are remembered I (od only blows. First Underground Railroad. The cTinversetion is supposed to have taktn plate betwetn a aluve and his master 'Hullo there, Sanibo, where are you go ing this evening P 'Why, why,' says aonbo, scratching his head, 'l'se jest going down to the de pot.' oro what depot , Tu the U. G. Depot, mason.' .Where did you learn anything atotv. U. G. Rail Roads and Depots, you bi.tcit rascal !' 'ln de Bible. massa ;de blessed Bible tell me all about it, manse.' Feeling anxious to know what new the ory SUlllioo had found in the Bible, ha goes on to interrogate him. 'The Bible don't tell anything about Railroads, neither above nor below ground, you poor nigger, 'Yes, masse, de Bible tell us where de fust track of the U. G. Railroad was laid.' 'Whore was it ?' 'ln de Red Sea, mann.' 'Who laid it ?' • . 'Utt Lord A'mighty, hisself.' Sainbo,' mellowing down a little, 'who were that conductors on that road?' 'Moses and Aaron ' 'Who were the fugitives that run off?' .13e children of Irael, truism' 'Who were the slaveholdera ?' 'lle Egyptins.' 'Were they white or black ?' 'Black, massa dat time de slave de white moo, de slaveholders de black Man, ha ! ha! ha ! mason.' 'Did they pursue the slaves 1' 'Yes, loam ' .Did they take theta back to slavery" 'No, mama; dry couldn't cotch 'cm.' 'Why not ?' ''Case dry took de track up, ha! ha! good inassa, went it ?' •Sambo, you may go to your quarters' . . The Impatient Juryman. ! commence, followed by brushing in the The Arkansas correspondent of the N. ! direction of the hair itself, in a dry state, 0 Picayune gives the following as au• ! m the true method of giving to the hair I thentic : all polish of which it is susceptible ; and You are all fond of cracking j ohms .at ! the expense of Arkansas; now here Is one it is the effect of oils of all kinds to disturb or injure this; to say nothing of the dia on your State, absolutely true, I got it gust and necessary dirtiness of greasy from . rye witness hair. It is the effect of oils also to pre- The District Court in one of our north. , vent it frost curling ; and this object is ern parishes was in session—'twos the day ' most effectually obtained, if without anti of the Court ; time, after dinner. Law- . hciai means, by curling it when wet, and yens and others had dined and were sitting suffering it to dry in that state. And as out before the hotel, and a long. latik. un• . a happ, us that almost all hair has a ten: sophisticated countryman came upend un. dency to curl iii one direction rather than ceremoniously made himself one of 'em, in another, it is useful to study that ten and remarked : I (limey, so as to conform to it in the aril) . , Centloner', I wi.h you would go on ' eta' texture given. As to artificial uppli with this Court, for I want to go hone—l cations, the whole of the so called curling lef t 13"'"Y it look'.. out.' ‘A h r "Id one fluid.; are mere impositions : u bile orre f the Ir wyers, •and pray, sir, what detains which is really enectural and, at the :•11.1110 you at Court t' __ I time. inoffensive is a weak solution of , Why, eaid the countrytnan. Tin I iSinghlfWl by which a very firm and pen latched here at a jury and they bay r I go' mama form can be girrn to the hair." home they will bite to find ow, and they I mount do that, as 1 live a good piece.' .What jury are you on r ablitd a law. .What jury V .Yes, what jury. Grand or traverse 1' Gritud or travis jury dad-fetched if I know' 'Well,' said the lawyer, 'did the judge charge you ?' .WeII, squire,' said he, 'the little fellow that sits up in the pulpit and kinder busies it over the crowd, give a talk, but 1 don't know whether he charged anything or not, The crowd broke up in u roar of laughter, arid the sheriff called the court. The Leopard's Attack. The powe r of the leopard is wonderful in proportion to his weight. I have seen full grown bullock with its neck broken by the leopard that attacked it. It is the poptilur be lief that the effect is producea by a blow of the paw. This is not the cue. Few leopards rush boldly to the attack, like a dug They stalk their game and advance crouchingly, tasking use of every object that will afford them cover, until they are within a few bounds of their prey Then the immense power of illus• de is displayed in the concentrated ever. gy of the spring. Ile flies through the air and settles on the throat, usually throwing his own body over the animal, while his teeth and claws are fixed on the neck ; this is the manner in which the spine of the animal is broken, by a sud• den twist, nevertheless, immensely power. ful, and one stroke will rip open a bullock like a knife, but the egrets of the wound are still more to be dreaded than the force of the blow. There is a peculiar poison in the claw, which is highly dangerous. This is caused by the putrid flesh which they are constantly tearing. and which is apt to cause gangrene by inoculation.— Rnker's Wandering in raglan. uttr - its. Can do their own Kissing. Not a thousand miles from this lives a very exacting land holder. He makes his tenants "come to time" on 11.0 very day the rent comes due, and will on. ly relax his stern decrees when a hand some woman is in question, Not long since, he called for his rent of a very wor thy merlon* who. by the way rejoic., possession of a very pretty little wife. The husband was not at home Shylock called, and he ass enchanted with the pretty little wife of the tenant.— Site could not liquidate the amount due; but the land-lord, twinning really enam ored, told her he world give her a re ceipt in full fur just one kiss. -`Sir'' said she, boiling with indignation "myself and husband ore very pour ; per haps we cannot pay our rent, but I tell you sir, we are not so poor but that we can do our own kissing 1" Ain't that a glorious console ion for poor folks? The hardened creditor may take all their property, but he can't de prive them of the privilege of kissing. —Elmira Gutette. Treatment of the Hair. ..Vie may be venturing on a delicate subject, perhaps," says the Country Gen tleman, "but the following brief extract from en old London magazine expresses our views too nearly to pass unnoticed : If the ladies will trust to our science on the subject of hair, in the first place we can assure them, most confidently, that no far is it . from being true that oils and pomatums increase the !nature of their hair, their effect is to diminish that poi ish which it naturally rossesses ; while, whatever gloss they may give to hair which is naturally dull, is false, and, like all other falsities, disgusting. Absolute cleanliness, by means of water alone, to TEXAS COURTSHIP —.Hello gal, how's your ma ? Hiiii's got none here, reckon she's dead V.) t is dine, tou.' 'Well, how is pa ?' 'lle was hung I.t,t. slay.' 'Hump. What are yuu doing 'Just looking about.' ‘Zacily what Cs doing. S'posen we hitch together and proximate ?' 'Zat lily, but who'll pay the Judge ?' 'Reckon I'll fodder up one half the pro vender, if you can go the other bent.' 'Well, but I've only got a counterfeit note.' 'Just znckly my own premises. Csme, if e•e can't cheat one judge we can another —so come on, gal—here take my atm— we'll ry any how.' DEPTH OF THE NORTH ATLANTIC From the top of Chimborazo to the bot tom of the Atlantic, at th deepest place yet reached by the plummet in the North Atlantic, the distance in a vertical line is nine miles. The deepest part of the At. lantic is probably between the Bermudes and the Grand Bunks. The waters of the Gulf of Niezico are held in a basin about a mile deep in the deepest part. There is, at the bottom of the sett, between Cape Race in Newfoundland and Cape Clear, in Ireland, a remarkable steppe, which is already known as the telegraphic plateau. The great circle distance between those two shore lines is 1,800 miles, and the sea along this route is probably nowhere more than 10,060 feet deep. stand.' said a Western stump orator, 'on the broad platform of the prin spies of 98, and palsied be mine arm if I desert 'urn 'You stand on nothing of the kind !' in- terrupted a little shoemaker in the crowd ; 'you stand in my boots that you newer paid win for and I want the money.' VOL. XXI. NO. 46 Ancient Jewish Notions on marriage and its bailea: Marriages were supposed to be arras ged in heaven; arid lusty days before the birth of a child it was there announced to whim he or she was to be wedded. The marriage relation should, be entered tes tweeu eighteen and twenty; but these ties did not prevent the zealous student front prosecuting his studies. The poll cy of second mei-nage was considered d .übtful, as nothing could make up far ,11 • loss of a first wife. (Isaiah liv. 6.). Au unmarried person was at any good, ii. 18) without joy, (Deut. xiv 26) without bless mg, (Ezek shy :30) without prutectiou. (der. xxxi. :.3; peace (Job. v. 2d) and couid nut prop,: be called a mat , . (Gen. v. 2.) In the choice of a wife, regard should be paid to her family, as daughters generally ii,,- hated their fathers, and sons their mater nal uncles. The must prized connection, was that with the family of a sage, or at least with that of a ruler of a synagogue, of the president of a poor's board, or of a teacher of youth. Connexion with the unlettered could not be allowed if the wealth so acquired were to tie devoted to assist the sage in his studies ; in general, the unlearned were "dead even whiles living." (Isaiah xxvi. 14.) Mutual affection and modesty specially on the part of a wife, was regarded so the chief ineans of obtaiuing male decent its. It was observed that God formed neither out of the head lest she oboo!d be come proud, nor out of the eye, le.,' ,he should lust, nor out of the ear, lest he should be curious, nor out of the mow!), lest she should be talkative, nor out of tae heart, lest she should be jealous, .r out of the hand, lest she should be covetous, not out of the foot, lest she should gad a bout, but out of the rib, which was always covered. Improper marriages—from lust, for beauty or for money—were strongly condemned and described as leadi:.4 to wretchedness, iriasmuch as whether ,i,;otad or bad, woman is always so in the super lative degree. The hosbund is bound nut oily to honor and love, but to treat his wife with courtesy; her tears call down divine vengeance. In general, he is to spend less than his means warrant for food. up to his 111( . 1111$ for his (awn clothing, and beyond that limit for that of his wife and children, As woman is fermed from a rib, and man front the ground, man seeks a wife, and not die versa ; he only seeks what he has lost. This also explains why man is more easilily reconciled than woman-- he is made of sell earth, and she of hard bone. A woman should abstain from all appearance of evil, immodesty, or impropriety-; she should always 'sect her hushund cheerful ly, cleanly and kindly, receive his friends with politeness and affability and be °be d.ent and respectful ---lielersheim's History of the Jewish Nation. Moorish Justiae. Pining my abs.ince, two daring crimes have been conneiitted : A sheriff stole one of the Sultan's horses from the midst of the camp, The Sultan sentenced him to lose his head. Ile then ,ut in the plea of his birth. 'Then,' said the Sultan, cut off his right hund, that he may be disabled from disgracing his blood this way in fu• tore.' Ihere is nc executioner; the butch• ern are bound to perform this duty. The chief Jewish and chief Al ussulnian butcher being called they offered for a substitute by a sort of public auction, the crier cons. silencing in this way: 'Who will cut off a head (or a liana) for a dollar I—one dol. lar offered s' and thus they run up the street. Ism one offering, they increas• ed the bid to two, three dollars, &c. When they had arrived at two doubloons (L 7 10s.) to I black stepped forward and said 'That is my price.' A tub of tar was brought, the black hacked off the hand in a hurry, and on dipping the stump into the tar, it proved to be cold. He had, however, bound the arm before the amputation, and they run to the neighboring blacksmith's ship for some embers, which thSy threw into the tar, and, setting it on tire, the stump was then plunged in, and so scorch. and burnt. 'the sheriff was then le. go. In the other case, the culprit, u man ~ , the interior, lied killed a lad who to plowing and curried otl' his cattle. line Sultan said to the mailer of the lad. -Ex cuse his tile, and take one hundred dollurse she said, 'I want the life of him who took the hie of my son.' Che Sultans three tittles repeated his question, doubling his offer; she said, .1 ask shut the law gives one, and that law you are the Sultan to execute.' The culprit was led nut to exection •' inviteereturned, returned, the head was on the markettate and the dogs swarmed round the carcase, --7'ruvela in Mort,ceo. pr 7. Never commit suicide until you have eaten a hearty supper. One•half the fancied miseries of hie arisu from an empty stomach or from want of thymic% That's cc.