r~~ iT " 1 ,( y ig 11 1 I k 1 111 `A jt, ' cl A 110 WILLIAM BREWSTER, EDITORS. SAM. G. WHITTAEEE, *tlat THE LIFE CLOCK. TISINFLATED FROM TOO GERMAN, flittre is a little mystic cloelt No human eye (lath seen ; That l'eateth nn--ntyl beateth on, From morning until e'en. And alien the soul i 3 wrapped in sleep, Aka hearetli not a sound, It ticks and ticks tho livelong night, And never manna' down. t) wondrous is that work of art, Which hoellc the passing hour, But art ne'cr formed, nor mind conceived 'rho lite clock's magic power. Nor set in gold, nor flecked with gems, By wealth and price possessed ; By rich or poor, or high or low, Each beats it in his breast. "When life's deep stream, 'mid bedsof flowers All still and softly glides, the wavelet's step, with a gentle beat, It warns of passing tides. 'When threatening darkness gathers o'er, And hope's bright vision he Like the sullen stroke of the waled oar, It benteth heavily. When passion nerves the warrior's nrin For deeds of hute and wrong, Though heeded not the fearful sound, The knell is deep nod etrng. Such is the clock that measures life, tii iL ,h amt spirit b!olvl ; And thus 'twill ran within the breast, 'fill that strong.! iiii, is ended. o : se :J., MUT. A THRILLING i:DVENTURE. As " all the World - and his 'wifs are be ing, daily importuned, through the new,- papers, to 'hey a farm" somewhere in the backwoods of Pennsylvania, the follow ing narrative of a recent adventure in the region niter,' the lends of promise,. so clo• (ineptly deseribed in advertisements, arc located, will he found interesting,. ,J1:11510,' SHORE, PA , Nov. ,20, 1555, Mr. Edit, —in the early history of thiS ci unt+y, we rend of many remarkable adventures toad thrilling episodes in the lives of hunters and pioneers, that appear ijuitc marvellous; blt probably there are none possee,cl of more d,ep and thrilling interest than the following, which occurred recently t—The hero of this adventure, Arvine Clark, f'sl., us a highly reveeta• He citizen of the borough of Jersey Shute, and in the employ of the “Farming and Land Association," as agent, which is es tablishing a new nolo.)y near the site of the famous Ole Bull settle nent. Being an experienced woodsman and old hunter, he is peculiarly fitted as an agent to explore the wilds of that region. The story was related to the writer by Mr. C. himself, and may be relied upon as being correct. On the dill of November last, Nlr. C. eves exploring the route for a new road to the settlement, through a wild and gloomy ildernesS. As the shades of evening drew on he commenced to retrace his s•cp.;, as he supposed, through land of W. Silver, Esq., of Hieladelphia ; but he was disappoimed and lost his way. lie be came alarmed, and as as the dusky shades of !eight were setting around, he found himself in a dense forest, nt least eight miles from the settlement. 13ecetning ve ry tired from rapid walking, he sat down upon a log to rest a moment and contem plate leis situation. Ills attention was suddenly arrested by a rustling ire the bus hes close by, and on cautiously looking routed, beheld a huge bear coming towards him. To draw up Isis trusty rifle and shoot the beast, was the work of a moment Bruin gave a fearfuland awful roar, which stroke the gloomy selitude, tend then was still. Fearing that the beast was only wr.ruled, Clark hastily reloaded his gun with two balls, the /as/ in his pouch, and discharged them into the body of the 'non, slur, when he c auteously ke t iroaclecd and found that he was dead. He desvribes the roar of the beast, es, he ree ( nvea 'els death wound, as terrihc ? >w, t t calculated to make the stoutest heart quail with fear. A dark end'gloomy night was settling down on him—he had no bullets for his gun— was far in the wilderness without food or shelter, surround ,d by wild ani mals. He had no marches t t kindle a fire --his situation was desperate and to add io his further discomfort, it commenced raining. IVhat was to be done! To re main there without a fire seas exceedingly dangerous. With these reflections he con tinued to grope his way through the laurel hoping to find a path that might lead tea hunter's habitation, but to vain. The night was dark as Egypt, and the howling of a' pack of wolves greeted his ears. Being. an old man, he s ton became exhausted and' found that he would have to remain there for the night. Coming to an aged hem lock he seated himself at its root for the night. Could he but obtain a fire Ito would be comparatively safe. Thu effort was made by collecting rent% dry mate• vials, and loading his gun with powder, fi red the charge into a dry cotton hanker chief. It was a failure ! As the gip was discharged, another boar, apparently with in twenty feat of him, gave a hideous and awful roar that made Clark's hair stand on end. Bruin was terribly frightened by the discharge of the gun, and kastily scam pared off, much to the relief of Clark, who now began to fairly realize the danger of his situation. . Here he remained, not daring to fall a sleep. About two o'clock in the morning, to add to the horrors of his situation, the yell of a panther was heard. The beast approached—came nearer, every few mi nutes uttering a screech that froze the blood in his veins ! As a last resort to de fend himself from the attack of the savage animal, be roloade 1 his gun putting in soma three cent pieces and steel pens, (for he had nothing else) which he hoped might do some execution. The animal came so near that the glare of his eyes in the dark. ness resembled two balls of fire ! Clark expected every minute to receive the fatal spring. There he remained, without da ring to move ; with the fiery eyes of the 1 panther fixed upon him I In this dread ful situation expecting every minute to be torn in pieces, he remained till the break of day, when he was relieved from dange; and the animal disappeared. Hungry, weary and excited, he left for the settle: went, where he arrived about noon, and ; related his thrilling adventure. A party proceeded to the place where the bear was shotoind brought in his carcass, which proved to be a very large one. It was dressed and forwarded to New York. It ' was several days before Clark fairly recov lered front the fatigue, the fear, and excite ! men! of that night, which will never be I removed from his mind. Reader, how would yon like to spend such a night in the gloomy wilds of a Pot ter enemy wilderness? JOHN or LANCASTER, Dr. Duff. There are a few, we imagine, among our readers, who do remember with La pressions of regard and respect, the ven erable Dr. Duff, whose visit to our coun try excited such marked attention. Dr. Duff, has, we learn from the Preskyterian, returned to his field of Missionary Inbor in India, though his health is still extreme ly feeble. Such ardor in the holy cause in which he is engaged is but character istic of the noble spirit which he has nl ways manifested. At a meeting of the Preebyt. , ry of Edenburgh, held on the llth alt , after an appropriate prayer by Rev. Dr. ("widish, Dr. Duff delivered a deeply moving farewell addres, from which we extract the following: Farewell to Scotland. And now, this my home-work being for the present finished, while exigencies of a peculiar kind appear to call me back a gain to the Indian field, I cheerfully obey the summons; and despite its manifold lion and attractions, I now feel as if, in full ness of heart I can nay, fare l tvell to Scot- laud—to Scotland ! honored by ancient memories and associations of undying glo ry and eenowu I Scotland, on whose soil were fought some of the mightiest bat ;ties for civil and religious liberty—Scot land, thou country and holm. of the bra vest among undaunted Reformers !—Scot land, thou chosen abode and last resting-, place of the ashes of most heroic and da ring martyrs I—yet fa rewell, Scotland ! Farewell to all that is in thee ! Farewell 1 from peculiarity of natural temperament, , i I um prepared to say, Farewell ye moun• , tains and hills, with your exhilniting loree- zes, where the soil! ;,as nt tittles risen to the Clevation of lila Rock of Ages, and !;,aired to the hill whence alone aid can come, Farewell ye rivers and murmut- I ing brooks,along whose shady banks it has been often toy lot to roam, enjoying in your solitude the sweetest society ! Farewell, ye rocky and rugged strands, where I have so often stood and gazed at the foaming billows, as they dashed and surged ever lasti ngly at your feet ! Farewell, ye churches and halls throughout this laud, where it has been so often any priri lege to plead the cause of n perishing world : and when, in so doing, I have hod such precidus glimpses of the King, of Elms beau ty, wielding the sceptre of grace o'er a wakened, quickened and ransomed souls. Farewell, ye abodes of the righteous, whether manses or ordinary dwellings, m I which this weary,' pilgrimmed body has toften found sweet rest and shelter, and this wearied spirit the most genial fellow ship. Farewell, too, ye hoin es of earliest youth, linked to my soul by associations of endearment, •vhich time can never ef i face. Aye, and farewell ye graves of my fathers, never likely to receive my mortal " LIBERTY AND UNION, NOW AND Nownia, ONE AND INOILPARABLE. HUNTINGDON, PA., WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 5, 1855. remains? And welcome India Welcome India, with thy benighted perishing mil lions; because, in the vision of faith, I see the renovating process that is to elevate them from the lowest depths of debase ment and shame to the noblest heights of celestial glory. Welcome, you majestic hills, the loftiest on this our globe ; for though cold be your summits, and clothed with the drapery of eternal winter, in the vision of faith I can go beyond and behold the mountain of the Lord's house estab lished on the top of the mountains, with the innumerable multitudes of India's ado ring worshippers joyously thronging to words it. Welcome, too, ye mighty, stu pendous fabrics of a dark lowering idola try, because, in the vision of faith, I can ode in your certain downfall, and in the benutious temples of Christianity reared over your ruins, cue of the mightiest mon uments to the triumph and glory of our a dored Immanuel. Welcome, too, thou majestic Ganges, in whose waters, through every age, such countless multitudes hasp been engulphed in the vain hope of obtaining thereby a sure passport to immortality, because, in the vision of fa . th, I behold the myriads of my deluded votaries forsaking thy turbid though sacred waters, and learning to wash their robes and make them white in the blood of the Lamb. Welcome—if the Lord ao will's it—welcome, sooner or later, a quiet resting-place on thy sunny banks, amid the'Elindu people for whose delis. crane° from the tyranic sway of the foul est and cruellest idolatries on earth, I have groaned and travelled in soul agony. Fare ye well, then, reverend fathers, and beloved brethern and sisters in the Lord—fare ye well in time ; fare ye well through all eternity ; And in view of that bright and glorious eternity, welcome, thrice welcome, thou resurrection morn, when the graves of every clime and every age, from the time of the righteous Abel down to the period of the lad trumpet sound, willgiye up their dead ; and ttio ransomed myriads of the Lord, ascending on high, shall enter the mansions of glory —the palaces of light—in Immanuel's land ; and there together, in indissoluNe and blissful harmony, celebrate the jubi lee of a once groaning but then renovated universe ! Farewell ! Farewell ! Mr. Gillies then engaged in prayer; and the blessing having been pronounced, the large audience separated. Elopement—Extraordinary Proceedings. The Clairborne (La ) Advocate of dip 31st ultimo,. has an account of an extra- ordinary series of events, which is pub• lished under the heading, "Elopement, marriage, civil commotion and bloodshed,' and of which the following is a considers• tion: About four )r six weeks ago there elo ped from Terryville, in Clairbor ne parish, one Dr. Clement and one Sarah T. Wa. fer, an orphan heiress of a wealthy Lou isiana planter, being at the time at school at Terryville. To Arkansas they proceed, with the utmost despatch, where the nup tial ceremony was duly performed. On their return the happy couple were met.by the brother of the bride, who pro. ceeded to chastise the groom for the ab• duction of his sister. Finally, hower, they were allowed to proceed to the residence of the doctor in Arcadia, Bienville parish whence a few days afterwards, the bride was summoned to the bedside of a sick sister. While at her house, Mrs. Cle• merit signed a letter written by her brother in-law, in which she hccused her husband of deception, cowardice, age and ugliness, and 'viewed her determination not to live with him. She then accompanied her sister to Red River, in the parish of Ros• sitier, and took up her residence in the house of another sister. Dr. Clement followed in P l ursuit with fifteen stalwart friends armed cap apic and demanded the person of Mrs. Clement, who, under the circumstances yielded, on condition that she should be taken to the residence of her uncle, Rev. Mr. Wafer, an estimable gentleman, and be there al.; lowed two days for reflection as to her fu ture course. Her brother immediately raised a force of armed men, and undertook to rescue his sister, but on approaching the house of his uncle, found it surrounded by the Doctor's army, with cocked guns, and thought fit to retire. He immediately proceeded to Homer, and inside such representations as caused issuance of a warrant for the arrest of Dr. Clement and party for the forcible abduc tion and imprisonment of his sister. The Deputy Sheriff summoned a pose, to whom the Doctor's party submitted. Next morning about nine o'clock. Clair. borne woe thrown into riolent commotion by the sudden appearance in its midst, on horseback, and all with double-barrelled guns, of the entire body of men, some six ty in number, thrown together as above stated, on the night previous, and in the centre of the concourse, ;arable dictu, the , hero and heroine, seated side by side in a buggy. The bloodshed' spelmn of shove was caused by the nccidental discharge of one of the guns of this party, wounding a lawyer who was standing in his office. The parties were brought before a jus tice for trial and a habeas corpus was issu ed by the Judge of the District Court and served upon the Doctor commanding him to produce his wile. The result of the trial was that all parties were discharged. But trouble had not ended here ; for, while the excitement was going on, our heroine was spirited away to parts unknown ; but the general opinion is that she has been transported to Arkansas, where she is pro tected or guarded by forty double-barrelled shot guns and a howitzer I Ind thither a considerable pert of the muisitude recent. ly asse.nbled in Clairborne have betaken themselves, "armed and equipped" as the law dant direct. It appeared on the trial of one of the writs that Miss Wafer hid been engaged to a brother of her sister in law : but, soine person unknown having forged a letter purporting to be from her Puce wherein she was discarded, her elopement with the Doctor was precipitated, and the unfortu nate girl soon found that she was linked to a man whom she could not love, but in fact, positively disliked. Breach of Promise. Not a little excitement was created in the Lexington market yesterday morning by the appearance of a young lady, who visited the market, cowhide in hand, for the purpose of revenging herself on a mar. tied man who had been trifling with her affection. She approached the false one as he was busily engaged at his avocation of selling potatoes, hind withodt tittering a syllable, commenced the wori:Of recireatrin g her grievance by administering to him a very severe flaggelation. The attack was made at a time and under circumstances which precluded the object of her ire from defending himself, and he could do nothing better than endure the chastisement. 'rho lady cut him very severely abodt the face, and greatly disfigured his physiognomy. The reason assigned for instituting this summary punishment, was recited by the lady, ns follows :—The vender of the pota toes has been courting the lady for about six months past, and a marriage contract having been agreed upon by them, she was daily in expectation of a union with him. A few days since she saw the au• nouncement of his marriage to another la dy, and determined to chastise him for his double dealing, and accordingly repaired to the market house and dealt with him as above stated. The occurrence caused a great deal of talk in the market, and in order to get a sight at a man who was whipped by n woman, many persons call. ed upon him for their potatoes, and in a short time he had disposed of his stock, and returned to his newly wedded wife by whom he was doubtless ceinforted.—Bal. timore Comnterrial althertiser. ACup of Coffee, Henry Ward Beecher has a drealizing sense" of what good coffee is. He writes thus:—''Breakfast i° ready. A most use ful and salutary custom is that of breakfast. One may w;irk with the hand without breakfast, but not with the head—the ma chine must be wound up, The blue must be taken out of your spirits, and the grey out of your eyes. A cup of coffee—real coffee—home-browned, home ground, that cornea to you as dark as a hazel eye, but changes to a golden bronze as you temper it with cream, from its birth, thick, tender ly yellow, perfectly sweet, neither lumpy nor frothing on the Java ; such a cup of coffee is a match for twenty blue devils. and will exercise them all. Isioluntnrily one draws in kis breath by the nostrils.— The fragrant savor fills his seneca with pleasure—for no coffee can be good in the mouth that does not first send a sweet of fering of odor to the nostrils." Wilms President Pierce was standing near the hotel at which he had taken rooms, says the Charlottesville ,•Republi can" of a recent date, oa little chap of a few summers, finding his hat-band un buckled, went up to the President and ac• coated him. "Fix may hat-band, sin"— "What is your namo ?" said the Presi dent. "Derbee.—" "Do you know me !" .Yes you are the president," said young America; 'fix my hat-hand.' Thu President fixed his hatband, and then young Amerita wont to his play, con tented and happy that he, too, was the President's peer. (garious pttrg. "Lyme Addrest to the Mune." BY AN INSPYRD POIT. How bewtiful is this ere nite, How brite the stare du shine, All eater slepes in trankiltilm, But this lone hart of mine. Our dog hes kwit a barkin now At fellers pessin' hi, Hese gamin at the far of mune With cam and plassid i. Wen nub the, thou pail-faced thing, A hanging in the skim, Upward on wild tuntramled wing Mi tbots cuts dirt and size. O bud 1 kwit this klod of kla, And sore oboe the mud, Ide baith mi sole in heggetaity In yonder cleasy cloud. How kan the poit's hiborn sole Mix with erth's vnlgar erne ? Wud it not rather tli awa And hyde from mortal vu Ah yes ! had I a pare of wings To go to yonder mune, I ges ide ins as goon eta there From now until ilex June. And thare a roving up and down Thrue purty floors Ido go, Or listing to the tinkling rills Wot from the mountings flu. The "poit" pursues the theme for some dis tance beyond this point, bathe has already out. stripped his readers, as well as himself; and we' think it eater to take hint down. Eke ,ricuiturna. PLOWING WITH THE "ELEMENTS." A proper understanding of the proxi mate as well as the ultimate results aimed at in the various mechanical operations upon the soil would undoubtedly lead to a better performance of these operations.— Of the millions who follow the plow in its unending furrow from their boyhood's day's, when they can scarcely mach up to the handles, and steady the share with their youthful but muscular arms, until they lie down beneath the clods they have so often I .ltrnf W munnarativelY , know more of the rationale of plowing than the brute semi.reasoners that drag the I implement along. The latter know from experience that by 'noddy submitting to the yoke they avoid the goad of the whip ; the former, with a little more exercise of their reasoning faculties, know by exptri • once, also, that they can avoid the goad of starvation by breaking up the soil with some such implement--called a plow--as their fathers used. The admission of air loaded with for food for the coming crop, the disintegration of the earthy particles and the unlocking of the hidden elements, the preparation of a suitable bed or nest for the tender rootlets, the proper admix ture of the upper vegetable mold with the mineral stones underneath, the supertor value ore Mot shelter deep down below the scorching rays of the sun, the destruction of poisonous compounds, existing in the native soil by the admission of air, the be neficial effect of of disintegrating frosts up on ground deeply plowed in Autumn-- these and many other similar questions of importance, in themselves deeply interes, ting, are not these which use•aliy occupy the thoughts of the mass of agricultural la borers. These various topics, connected with the single operation of plowing, are each worthy of a chapter longer titan the limits of a newspaper article. We Will now refer briefly to a single ono of them as being appropriate to the season, viz : FALL PLOWING FOR SPRING CROPS, The general experience of farmers has provided that there is a deoided advantage resulting from breaking up the soil deeply in Autumn for most of the spring crcps, and this process, developed by and found ed upon experience, is sustained by intelti. gent theory. There are few soils worth cultivating at all which do not contain more or less of materials that can be reralered nv ailuble for by the combined notion of air and frost. All our soils were originally derived from rocks which have been broken up and worn down by floods, by the alternate ex pansion and contraction of heat and cold, and the chemical action of the air or gases mingled with it. Upon the surface, a long continuance of these agencies has redueed a portion of the soil to a finely divided state, while below the reach of frost the particles remain in the coarse or fine state in which they wero originally depos-- itod by the floods which once swept over the surface, and deposited them in their present position. The action of frost usu ally extends but a few inches below the surface, and it is an object for the cultiva tor to so break up and arrange the surface as to extend their action as deeply as possi ble. We know a gardener, residing near a country town, who devotes his whole time end labor to a single sere of ground, end he raises for the market from this limitedl • space fully enough to sustain a large fern- t -((‘ aCt5 lA' ;..tfancies' ,-, • • • ily in comfortable circumstances, besides _ •! • "laying up" a little every year. His in- IMATE variable practice is to throw the whole STATIC An T mt. TUI: [INT ran elaborate article on the rigs plot into high, narrow ridges every Au- rieultu B ra -- 1 Departm!rit of the Linty, .al tuinn, and let it he thus till Spring. These : is ~ 1111,160 n in Paris In the let of October ridges are from three to four feet hied', n'umber of Revue des Deux•Mondes, the when first thrown, and are as narrow a foremost and most fair-dealing Review of they can well be made. The appearance ! of a section of the surface, after the cothe Continent, opens with an appreciative rn- paragraph teaching the United States, pletion of the ridging is somewhat like the which is worthy of translati on : following : "At the London Exhibition in 1861, AAAAAAA Russia and the United States of North A soDuring Winter the side crumbles down merle's, figured in face of .one• another,— as to partly fill up the intervening hol- One admired in the Russian comparlment lows, but the ridges are still elevated two or more feet at the close of Winter. Ifurniture in malachite, mosaic splendid stuffs, tisues of gad and silver. The We can readily perceive the effects of e such an arrangement. Owing to the nar-. American compartment offered, on th rawness of the ridges the frost penetrates contrary, only some hales of cotton, care of to the centre of each, while in the bottom 1 Indian corn, and heaps of salt pork. Nev ofe the furrows it goes down as deeply as it.; er WOO contrast more striking ! To the ye would have done from the undisturbed sur- ! of the superficial observer, nil the clean loge was for the apparent magnificence of face, and by this means the whole soil un dergoes the freezing prooess to the depth ! one against the modesty and almost the :n -or nearly three feet. It is thus mellowed and fitted for the reception of the roots oil i digence of the other ; but a moment's re- Section was enough to show the superior, future crops. The air is admitted to that !ty of the useful and tarly r:odecttve in depth, and oxydizes or destroys the poi- dustry of the American Republic, over the I sonous compounds that abound in all soils industry of luxury and show of the Em not subjected to its action. I Aire. 'Chas i sumptuous furniture could The air also circulates freely through I rerve only the parlors of the Czar and his the ridges, and deposits its rich stores of court whilst the cotton the rare and pork ammonia and other nutritious gases. The I clothe end nourish a population which supplies of organic plant-food from this grows visibly to the eye, and maintains source saves from one-fourth to one-third ! besides an immense exportation. The of the manure that would otherwise be re. I power and wealth of the United States ___. quired. • 'lle ground is much sooner freed from venter in the Spring, and more quickly warned up by the vernal sun, so that spring planting and sowing cart be com• menced several days sooner than land, as is abundantly proved by the fact that the cultivator of the iibove garden is always first to market with potatoes, to. H manors, peas and other vegetables. ; The surface is retudily levelled in the Spring by running a double furrow through the centre of the ridges, and afterwards going over them with a harrow. In the instance above given, the ridging is commenced with a plow and completed with a spade. But the process is npelica ... ble in a limited degree over large fields, , with the use of the plow only. A double mould-board plow—one turning a furrow both ways—is a convenient implement for the operation. With a strong team such a plow can be run deeply through the ground at intervals of two or two and a half feet, which will leave n succession of deep furrows and narrow ridges. On heavy, clayey soils, it would be desirable to run the same or a smaller plow a second time through each furrow. When this is done, a wide yoke or long double tree is required, then the horses or oxen may walk in the two furrows on either side of the one in which the plow runs. But even such a plan may be dispensed with ; the al . :ninon plow will answer.— With, the land may be thrown into narrow ridges by turning one furrow upon the unbroken soil, and lapping another up• on the top of this from the other side. The third furrow will of course form the first of the second ridge. In this method it is necessary to have a narrow strip in the middle of the furrow, as a guide to the 'land side' of the plow. All the advantages alluded to in the de scription of the garden plot, are afforded to the Spring crops, including the better pulverization of the soil, the earlier Spring working, the addition of ammonia from the atmosphere, &c. A soil thus exposed is better pulverized than if three antes plowed, and in this sense we may appropriately term this IVinter exposure of the soil to cold and heat, 'plowing with the elements.' .Hoarding and En Aging. An old mon was toiling - through the burden and heat of the day in cultiming his field with his own hands, and deposit. ing the promising seed into the (Told - 0 lap of the yielding earth. Suddenly there stood before him, under the shade• of a huge linden tree, a di• vino vision. The old man was struck with amazement. 1 am Solomon," spoke the phantom, in a friendly voice. "What are you do• log here, old man !" "If you are Solomon,' inquired the ven erable laborer, "how can you ask this? In my youth you sent the to the ant ; I saw its occupation, and learned from that insect to be industrious and to gather.-- What I then learned I have followed out to this hour." ..You have only learned half of your lesson," resumed the spirit. "Go again to the nut, and you will learn trout that in sect to rest in the winter of your life, and to enjoy what you have gathered up.— aurn VOL. 20. NO. 4-.9i repose this simple base. Who would venture to compare this indefinite expan sion of the human race from Canada to the Mississlpi; these cities which rise as by enchantment, these deserts which are peopled in n season these innumerable re, sels, these rnilways, all this tumult of life. witl! the dull immortality of the teal tut- THE PHRENOLOGIST POIED —3 man it• innerated phrenologist was passing though one of our New England villages stopping at each house he passed, in hope of ma king his scientific acquirements the means of putting a stray quarter into a pocket• book which was far froin being pletor• Among others, he bad stopped at a ills tic farm house, the proprietor of which was busily engaged in the back yard, split ting wood for consumption in the approach• ing winter. The old farmer did not take much no tice of our phrenologist, who, after watch ing the axe ascend add descend a few thucs ventured to broach the object of his sni it, by saying : , •Sir , I tau a phronologi,t7 Would you. like to have ine examine the heads of your childron ? I will do it cheap." "Wall said the farmer, pausing betwe.i. two strokes. I rayther guess they don't need it. The old woman erratic 'CM . wills a line.loollt coral, once a week." MrThe •hnrd shell Baptists` are n well kdown set in the south and west. They go dead against all Bib!, temperance, and education societies , hate missions to the heathen, and all modern schemes for converting the rest of man. kindOf coureo they ate opposed to learning, and speak as they are suddenly moved. A Georgia correspondent relates the following of one of their preaehers:— .Two of them were in the same pulpit together. While one was preaching he happened to say, 'When Abraham built the ark.' The one behind strove to correct his blunder by spying out loud. .Abr. !:3ni warn% thar.' But the spanker pushed ou. heedless of the interruption, end only took occasion shortly to repeat, still more decidedly, 'I say, when Abraham built the aek.' say,' cried out the other, •.lbrahain worst thur.' The hard shell was too hard to be hea• ten down in this way, addressing the peo ple, exclaimed, with great indignation, 'I say Abraham was that or that Amor:B !' THE COURSE OF LOVE.—Tho Lambert ville Beacon gives some additional particu lars of the recen. elopement and marriage of an Irishman at Now Hope, with a young American girl. It appears that the young girl was only fourteen years of age, and of course mingled sympathy and indignation of the circles of women who sit in judge ment over such offenders was deep and loudly expressed ; but at length it was discovered that the Irishman was good looking, had a good bringing up, and was not a Catholieeaml the storm subsidd— the bridogroom . gettiug off with a commit ment to risen, instead of a inuch more owners punishment firm egi,aterl.