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Alas! little moth, I am loth To let such an atom as you Raise my wrath, Little moth; But pmy, , Just say, Why you nibble my very best blue ? Where you come froin's at pu.w.le to me; What use in the world exo you be, Except, as I state, Folks to aggravate. And you know the assertion is true; Formy wife, who's as mild As a child, • Comes to me with a wo-begone face; You tip it Her tippet, And not it, Until the thing is quite a disgrace. Then into our coffers you pop, And stop. Unseen with your gimlet nose, Like a sleeve, As I live, Or a cullender tneking the clothes. Then her very best chinchilla boa, By which she sets very greet inks, Flies in bits. when she goes in the air, Quite ruimd, fur vou have been there. 1V hat, tile deuce, What's the use • Of those coats or those breeches to you? Beware, if I catch you, I'll match you, And preciously double-tnill you. Why not fly in tiro sunshine and light, You hove wino, why then surely you inigtif, And revel 'midst flowers For Word, With much more ecstatic delight ? Why not live as an insect should do In the cup of a violet blue? Or take a short ride, On the tide Of a stream in some dark leafy wood? Just try it for once, Ifyou're not a dunce, And you'll find it will do your health good; Or dance with the gents in the ring, To the music in the twilight they sing, And without aspersion, Seek other diversion,. And don't at man take such a fling: But I've made up my mind, so that's flat, 130 it coat, breeches, fur, or a hat, Any more That you bore, 11l take you someday by surprise; I'll so poppet:your nob, That I'll finish your job, And you'll die as a thief ever dies. *ticct Ealt. A LITTLE LOVE AFFAIR. BY WALTER GAY. lie was a daguerreotypist. Ile said "he could buff a plate, and take a picture 83 well as the next man." And who doubted him ? Not the next man," surely, for he happened to be a book-seller, and did'nt understand any• thing at all about daguerrutyping. "Well our duguerrentypist was a jovial, hearty, good-looking fellow ; and withal a real laved nis profession as an art, and not merely as a mechanical business. 1-le wua pleased with the poe.ty of his occupation, and sought to ennoble it, by connecting with it eve. ry thing that was beautiful in theory and ex• cellent in practice. And whenever he saw a goad loan, he would call him a daguerreotype sr:' the ;4,,,c0me Being, Moreover, cur ripener. "I NEE NU 6TAIt ABOVE TUE LtultiZoN, Pitual6lNU LIUIIf ru tiCIDE US, NUT VHF: UtrALLI , IENr, PST:tIorIC, PAitTY OF TItE CSIr. U T.kTEl3." i‘‘ s;l,7'kit, reotypist wits fond of the ladle,. and experien c'el great delight in taking their ;denims; 'for," he said, "they always made stick 'favor able impressions." Ho never yet haul taken nod impertbet 'likeness' of a beautiful woman. And while one of the 'fbir sea,' was seated he fore the 'Camera,' our dagui•rreotypist would peep through at her, a much longer time than was necessary to arrange the 'apparatus:— "He did this," he said, "so as to be certain of a good impression." Then he was such an en thusinstic chap, always fancied he saw a legion of daguerreotypes of himself; dancing in every woman's eyes he chanced to look into. Our daguerreatypist was called John Coop er, by his father; by his mother; Mr. Cooper, by his debtors; and Jack by Ms friends. The ladies called him all sorts of sweet names, and most prominent of which was that of 'the dearest creature in the world.' Now one of Jack's female friends was nun• ed Caroline Dormilly, and Jack had known her ever since she was a little girl. Of course their long acquaintanceship had made them warm friends. "lie liked her," he said, "very much, but it could not be said of him that he loved her, according to the general meaning of that term-8111M had he concluded to marry her, for many reasons—the chief one was, be cause she was engaged to be married to Eu gene Chewsong," who was called a very hand some young man, and certainly was very to mantic and very sentimental. Caroline was very much attached to Eugene, because her disposition sus similarly roman tic, and there was no one she knew who could talk about the stars in such languishing strains as "her dear Eugene." He felt very happy in his love, and in hope of his union with Caro. line being speedily consummated. And but out thing troubled bin. ; and that one thing was our friend, Jack Cooper. You see, Jack used to cull upon Caroline and her parents very often; mid being welcom• ed as a brother by Carry, and us a son by the old folks, he used to be very intimate and much at home. • $1 25 1 50 Now, altho' this was all right enough. yet Eugene grew jealous, as all romantic young men do, when they get an uppurtudity, fur they seem to think that nu courtship can he perti2ct without a tinge of jealousy or misfortune. So one evening Carry gave a large party, to which the daguerreutypist and Eugene were of course invited. We don't intend to give a long tedious de• seriptiun of the Imrty, because it was not dif ferent from other• parties. The little children were assembled, us is custutnary, in an upper room, and they were singing— " Oats, peas, beans and barley grows," while down stairs there was the usual congre. widen of women dressed in white, and women dressea in black, pretty women and ugly wo• mep, young men and grandfathers, men with bald heads, and men whose heads never be.wl ed. An awkward reserve prevailed, as usual on all occasions of the kind, in their commence ment. One young man ventures to say to a lady, that it's 'very cold'—to which she re plies 'yeth thir'—and then some one else asks her is she is fond of music, and again she says 'yeth thir.' And thus a chilly exclusiveness is maintain ed until the lady of the house brings in a large dinner plate and whirls it readily round on the floor, when nn- old gentleman rushes to catch it before it falls, and a young ge n tleman does the same; when they both get confused, and entangling their legs, both fall to the fluor, causing a hearty laugh, and the commence ment of the evening's amusement. Then came the usual games of 'pawn, 'fox and geese,' the., the., in one of which persons are selected in turn, to stand outside the par lor door, in the cold, and wait for somebody to come and kiss them—and some facetious young lady, when it comes her turn, will take great pains to name the handsomest gentleman in the room as the person she would like to kiss ; and when he comes out of the parlor she'll scream very prettily, and feign to run away from him in fear, (hoping he will follow her,) and then feels much vexed when she finds the handsome gentleman is not at all disputed to run after her; but, OH the contrary, very coolly walks buck into the parlor without kissing her. She is so much annoyed at this, that during the evening she is sure to exclaim that she "don't think Mr. So and So," (the handsome gent) "at all good looking." It happened that while they were playing one of these games, Carry's turn came to stand outside the parlor door and be kissed. It occured in this way. Mr. Chewsong had been called out by some young lady, and hav ing received the usual dose of lip nectar. he called fur his darling Carry, and when she came out he kissed her, "as in duty bound you know ;" but then he told her that he should'itt like to have her kissed by anybody else, and ventured to recommend that she should either call for hint or for some very aged gentleman. So he went back into the parlor, walking through it quickly, until he came to the other door, which he carefully opened, and then peeped out to see who Carry had chosen. And who had she chosen ? NVlty, our friend Jack Cooper, the daguerreotypist. there he was kissing Carry as affectionate as you please. Here was a breeze. Whew I It was too much for Chewsong. He couldn't stand it.— He thought of doing something desperate on the spot; but restraining himself, he shortly alter took his hat, and iu his anger, went hemp. "Vengeance on tho dagnerreotypist I" wits about all Eugene could say, but he thought a great deul that was very bitter and malicious. Ho looked very sour, and scowled at every man l , e tint. nod wished the lump posts were daguerreutypist', that he alight annihilate them. So you may know how he felt when he reach ed home. Nut at all agreeable. It was a 'ery cold night, and there wan no dro to Euseno's room, and as his landlady had HUNTINGDON, PA., WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 6, 1554. that. tiny Wien the carpet off his loom tloor to cleat' it. and had forgotten to leave his iti4lit lamp in the room, his wraith was nut likely in be appeased. Then he nimbi mull haste to get into bed that (like all people in a hurry) he woo longer about it than if he had taker. his time. Ile was 1143 ()miens, that he tore his clothes in pulling them off inn) nearly chnak•,d himself in his endeavors to line. his await. hie wits in such a condition that it would have been a charity for anybody to hove hit him on the head with a large clotr, just by war of af fording him a little relief. fie wore patent leather shoe,,tutu tonitti , rl to take them tat aft, to lied divested hintheli on the hie apparei; who. he 0.3,:1 - .1. his "wealth,us at least beln•e Thus iu the excitement ui hi, tm g er and haste he got his shue•strings entangled ;turd there he was shivering with cold and rage, pia ling lirst one string anti then awn her, without edict. And Ire might ha, frozim to death, for all the chance he had or getting the obsti• time shoestrings aoito•'. he just brute them, and then threw the slme.i :II the water pitcher, kicked over the chair, stubbed iris toe against the bedpost, and then tumbled into bed. But the effect of his exposure, together with his jealousy, caused au illness, which led to brain fever. CHAPTER 11. Our eguerreotn,ist had been kissed. It was a sweet kiss; not an ordinary one, but a kiss that took all the juice out of his lips. He felt rather good. He guessed he hadn't felt so good for some time. So he went to his room in a much ditferent mood than that in which we left EtTene. And as prepared to re• tire, he took particular care to take off his shoes before he took off his pantaloons. Let every emu follow his example in this respect,for it is an important ;Joint, and should not be alighted. As Jack Cooper was a bachelor, ho lived as many bachelors do—he had a room to lodge in, and usually took his meals at the restaurants— but frequently the family down stairs used to invite Jack to breakfast with them, and dine or sup—or would often send hint up something in the shape of hot biscuit, or a plate of prin. cakes, in the morning before he went out.— Therctore, Jack lived very comfortable, and as he was very sociable, all the people around him caught the infection, and became equally lively and friendly. And if everybody would follow Jack Cooper's example, nod act like congenial human beings, instead of cold mar ble statutes, we should have more happill , and 1.5 biekerin:w and ron,etti.4l On the next morning, Jack wus up and looked very bright, and mist have very good, ler he whistled gaily, looked in the glass pretty often, .huunned bits of opera tunes, and altoge.her was very much contented with himself, and all the rest of the world—especial. ly the Indies. He was just the sort of a tnen that we should wish to take our daguerreotype. Jack had not more than finished drossinl. when the servant girl tapped at his room door; and when he told her to mine in, she asked hint, woo ci he have some breakfast? and told him ;MI tiettlarly that misses sent her compli ments. But he had fin! an heartily nil his last night's kiss, that he tot appetite for material food, and returned his eumpliumms to the mis sus, cud begged leave to any Ito would only take a cup of entree. Su when Mary went to get the coffee, our friend conceived a villainous notion tit' trying the diff.frence in kisses from different females, for he thought if they were equal to the kiss he received the night before, he should like nothing better than to be kissed continually. Old Mrs. Cooper used to soy, that, .Juntty ways had a sweet tooth." Hot to let you into the secret, pool the daguerreot:. pint Wtlo iu Inots know it h0w,,.:, a inn. could • 41,,, • • t:•• ‘,.• Canis upon one ... Jac; eon been L1111%1•1.1. But this morning I,e telt very peculiar. Do what be would, the picture of Carry kept continually dancing before him. He bore it daguerrotmie likeness of her upon hie heart, and it aas a very favor.ible impres• slim, to.; mud then it Wass() firmly fire gilded; that all the chemieals produced trout the erm bles of heartlessness and immortality could never erase the picture. But he said he Jithi't lovelier-omo nut he. Why be had always lolcked upon Mira. a sister. He respected her—but lie didn't want to mar ry her. He'd never thought of such a thing. Besides, how could it be possible fur him to love her, mime she was engaged to he married to another ? 0, it was absurd. Jack always manned thus, whenever he thought of Carry's projected marriage—and he always tried to concieve himself that lie didn't care any inure for Carry than for any other lady friends ; yet the great goose had bees in love with her all the time. Presently the girl Mary returned, bringing a cup of coffee ; and when she handed it to Jack, with a curtest, what does ho do but kiss her! 0, the wretch! Well, Mary was so over come with delight, that she stood still for a moment, seemingly wondering whether she was in heaven or on earth; and when she came to her senses, she ran out of the room laughing, and appearing very well pleased. So much for a kiss. Jack now said he'd get married, any. way. He vowed he would. And while he was thinking of the comforts of married life, he heard a rap at the door. Who could it be ? "Come in," said Jack. A redier pretty thee (Grecian) all covered with blushes peeped in, anti a very nice sort of mouth said, kMisses sends her compliments, and will Mr. Cooper bane another cup of coffee 7" CHAPTER 111, We have said that Mr. Chewsong was afflict. ed with brain liiver—but previous to his delir• iota he wrote many letters to Curoline,upbraid• lag her for her indiscreet conduct in kissing .In,k Co• per. Carry way c-ry she thtuLlii she tated E igetif! ver ror hint slitt would luttu Ltid iioAll waited patiently 14,n, p.dir.•auut 0. •'i:: ,t up." Btu her lovn .wits romance a•r! t•Notitined Iter heart s'v a, '•I found that her atil,tion fitr !,:tt! healthy roniniation. Yet it was her to think she woo in love. There are many noble creetat , •:, itt exist.att, who wish to he beloved, and will grasp at the setultinto, or ltwe. and cherish it, even though t:Jey anty kw, it 1V:1 tt ithadow, only to delude tt:et thmt,thl .!.• the matter eartiwly, ;e! . hove elttet, the 4litguert,:tyt.i. , ..-- i, a kVitA he tvhotn ahe reafly loved and none Well, when the delirium seized Eugene, he w.ndil rave wildly, toter tutathents itguinst the duguerreotypist, ittutgall Curry. Slis used to hour "bi his dreadful niid telt sad. lual was very anxious for his re• tie very. Su she cuotintially . sent hint presents ut . "calvesd'uot, jelly, Mane-mange, custard," etc. The kind attention he received hastened his recovery, and he was nearly well, when we teuud hint lying in bed, with a littte basket made of willow, (in his haud,) which he was gazing upon fondly. First, he took front it seine white grapes—delicious present—then wale hot-hence peaches, all nicely arranged with peach leaves; but last, and not least, was her daguerreotype—he seized it hastily, and kissed it with great fervency. Then he held it a little distance from him, mtd looked at it, and kissed it over and over again. 0, ho was full of delight. He must bare kissed it at least a hundred times; but as he was going to kiss it -far the hundred and first time, a sudden change came over him—when, instead of kiss ing the picture, he died it against the wall, and hrokb it all into Hoe pieces. Why did he do ? Because ti* last time he looked at it, he discovered, in *414 letters, upon the ease ; JOHN COOPER, Daguarreotypial. A little storm cnenkl. All his lave was at nn cut. She had been to see the daguerreoty piot—perhaps ho had kissed her. 0. agony But it was useless—this little eireutnstam.:e led to a quarrel, and the 'match was broken oil. Then followed a court :hip between Carry and Jack ; and one morning they both woke up and found themselves man and wife. The last time we saw them, they were situ :- very comfortably in a beautiful residence, a • 1 two little dagnereittypisti were playing at ..,::Lrbles," end other-l-ebildndt genies, -which look so pleasant to the " children of larger growth." Mary, the servant girl, married the milkman, and Eugene committed saieid-3, that is to say, he did'ut actually take his own life, but he commenced writing tbr the iwwspapers. 111isallanC0115. Boys Wanted. Th I.• ~ n Levi off the f”I lowiii; ; MIA are w, to •,,,) •;. „.„ were L;~•:. : t•1;..~ ~ ~~• .s~ „ is :aa...cely a boy left. A, the streo. we s,‘• in •• •. ted." When we illek op a n-w5r,a,, , ,, ;.• .irst advertisement that strikes our "A Boy Wanted." In a word, everybody %%mos a boy. Now in view of this great scareity of boys what urn we to do? What shall wo as for a substitute to light our tires, sweep our afire, and run our errands? The other day a little fellow about fourteen years of :we, (begging his pardon we took hint iiir u boy) npldied to u,for n iii Ilatloll. but yi, , l dt 7 WII inquired. A ev , ry thing, was the re. Arc y. ti quick lit vourerreluls ?' tic, I don't muds Mat to do erraitub. 'Can you sweep and dust well 7' `Well, sir, young nun runt sweep now.. days. The WOltlell illl,B have monopolized that brink+, i, hol.memi. It is.nt— He was eoitp.; on to say that sweeping is'nt genteel, but he Itesitatel to state his comic• lion, .1-low will you make lonrself nsefal 'Why I'll sit hi thu olive and answer goes tions when you are out., 'And how touch do you ask for this ser vice.' 'ln the neighborhood, sir, of three doliare.' 'ln the neighborhood 'Yei, sir, 'What do you mean hy neighborhood ? Simply three dollars, iir—a trifle wore or less.' 'And you can neither sweep no\run et , rands?' 'Oh, (a little vexed,' I could, but— 'But, what?' 'lt ain't exactly the 'thing.' 'Yet at your age, wei7 'Lam me; sir' piekhig up his hat and stri ding towards the door, yin don't take me for a boy do you?' - Amused but not astonihed, we ask ourselves the question—what ore sts to do for boys? If some enterprising took ou would under. take to get up a lot of hots, he would make o large fortune in a short time, for never within our recollection have tali been in such de mand. Pnurcr or KEEPING SIIVEI,—It has been fro• (lucidly deinestrated that a thrru which will support roue to six cattle will support forty or fifty sheep at tho dame time, with very little increase et labor, when the horned cattle could nut be increased with any profit. le6Wheu is a woman rota woman? When ahe is a little cross. I ler int Been Stenlin' Nothin' .1 r. , 1 i 'l,cideitt I lecurred a short time since. in one t , oi enmity emirta to Vermont, which fo,rl ton he ‘: of the jory, tozether with the judge l•.vyriri, were intending: to participate in i•rioion of a society of which they were mol were consequently. in their anx, the term, rushing. mot throuoh will, all diepatch that hormr and justice would permit. • At hali . pma twelve Oehler, one day, an in tertnission for half an boor for dinner was granted, with a strict 'injunction from the judge that "all hands" must be back puma. ally at one, to commence a new ease of lar ceny. The dinners that day were swallowed with greater rapidity than usual, and U 8 the stock struck one, the officers of the law rushed into the court like chickens into a meal trough. 11hile they were eating their dinners, how ever, a yining ratan inon the "Inintry," being somewhat anxious to sec the manner in which jnstiee was meted out, walked into the court room, and, as he aftexivards expressed himself, took a squint ;it all the seats, and seein' there wasn't nobody in the nicest one, with a reline all round it, thought he'd make sure on it 'fore the fellers get hark fi•mn dinner." In five minutes after the crowd entered the room, the ledge rapped the deck with the butt end of his jack•knife, and withh a di,,plifitd frown, cried— •'Sileucu'n the Court l" "Silence'n the Court I" repeated the broad shouldered constable, leaning on the railing in front of his Honor, immediately resuming the occupation of picking his teeth wit a pin. "Silence'u the Court I" echoed the squeak ing tones of a small, red •headed constable near the door; and the latter speaker immediately commenced elbowing the crowd, right and left, to let them know that he was around I "All ready P" says the Judge. "All ready !" replied the attorney, . - "Command the prisoner to stand up 1" says the Judge, 'while the indictment is being ruud." The broad shouldered constable now walked up to the prisoner's box during the apparent momentary absence of the sheriff, placed his hand un the shoulder of the young man, and exclaimed— "Stand up!" "What fur?" said the astonished young far• To hear the charge read r exclaimed the "Wall, I guess I kin hear what's goin' on without standin' us well as the rest on 'em," was the reply. "Stand up!" roared the Judge, in a burst of passion—ho had just bit his tongue while picking his teeth ; "young man, stand up! or the consequences be upon your own head." 'the victim came upon his feet as if under the influence of a galvanic battery, and looked around the court room, and noticing that all eyes were upon him. with an expression cha n t alrectionate no that of a rabid man towarda bowl of water, he hung his head in confusion and unitificntioa. and wino nearly deaf to the i'tt , iodietment; hit he heard enough senteneel to t .tt e was charged with sterlin:;, or itloling, or ' , Mitring come 1, tot ,iv body, he coultrut tell exhinly which. "What dims he gay to the charge ?--Guilty or not ?" inquired the Judge, peeping over his spectacles, with a look cold enough to free, IL mauls blood. "Guilty or tint guilty?" The young 11111.11 ventured to look up, in hopes to filet n sympathizing eye, but till were cold mid ontriendly, and he again gazed on the sawdosied hour and trembled with confusion. "CI uilty or not guilty ?" again vociti.rated the Judge, in a tone that plainly denominated impatience to proceed with the case. The broad shouldered constable, being roth. er a humane man, now stepped up to the prim. over and exclaimed— "You had better say 'riot guilty. of course If you say 'guilty,' you don't stand no chance this term, that's sure I and if yarn any 'sot guil ty.' and wish, at any future state of the case, to change your plea to 'guilty,' you can do it without injury to yourtelt'! Therefore, I ad vise you to say 'not guilty.' and stick to it, as long .1 there's :toy ehunteii!" Jonathan's feelings had benn simmering some time, but now they thirty boiled over; and with a look of innocent, but determined resolution, he swung his urns ar mold his head, exelaiined— "What in all !tutu? am peon fellers e•try•in' to dew? 1 helot been stealhe anthill' I I habil sure!' Just at this moment the front door aliened and the sheriff, with a genuine prisoner, walk• ed into the route and proceeded at ouce to the box. The Court saw in a moment its mistake, and tried to choke down its effects with a frown— but 'twas no got The crowd hum out into a hoarse laugh that fitirly made the windows rat tle, nud the young Mull left the room, exclaim ing, as he passed out of the door— knowed all.the time 1 hadn't stole notit in' !"—Literary Museum. It is understood that the President's thrthemning mesmge will not be sent out in ndvunce, to be delivered to the press, as has been nsuul, on the unnouncemein of its presen tation' to Congress. The President, desiring to present full• the condition of affairs in Europe, will keep the message open to the last moment possible. 116.." Here, fellow hold this horse." -Dues ho kick'?'' "iiiek? nu take hold of hitu." "Dues he bite?" "Bite? nu; take hold tit the bridle I say." "Does it take two to hold Lim ?" "N.." "Then hold him youreelE" The Lords Prayer. We lay before our retitle!, thin mornin,t the Lord's Prayer, beautifully paraphrased in•o an acrostic, by Thom. Sturtevant, Jr., a soldier in the 2(ith re,itnent United Staten Infantry, and prisoner of war in the province of Upper T.onis Reveille. OUR Lord and King wilt, reign'et enthroned on high, FATHER of light t mysterious Deity I WHO art the great I AM. the last, the first, ART righteous, holy, merciful, and jest, relrns of glory, scenes where angels sing, HEA YEN is thy dwelling pore' of God our King. HA LLOWED thy came, which dotb all names transcend, BE thou adored, our great Almiyhto Friend; TRY glory shines beyond creation's space, Nem r: in the hook of justice and of grace ; TUN kingdom towers beyond the starry skies: KINGDOM satanic fulls, but thine shall rise, COME let thine empire, 0 thou Holy One, TOY great and everlasting will be done! Wit.:. Owl make known His will, His power display? Be it the work of mortals to obey: DONE is the great, the wondrous work of love, Ov Calvery's eross he died, but rei:zns above, EARTH bears the record in Thy holy word, As heaven adores Thy love, let earth, 0 Lord; Irshines transeendant in th' eternal skies, Is praised in heaven—fur man the saviour dies. Ix songs immortal angels laud his name, HnAve:4 shouts with joy, and saints His love proclaim, GIVE us, 0 Lord, or food, nor cease to give Us of that loud on which our souls may live! Tilts he our boon to day, and days to come, DAY without end in our eternal home: Ma needy souls supply from day to day, DAILY assist and aid us when we pray. BREAD though we ask, yet, Lord, thy blessing loud, AND make us grateful when thy gifts descend. FOIWIVE our sips, which in destruction place Us the vile rebels of a rebel race: Oca follies, fruits, and trespasses forgive, DEBTS which we ne'er can pay, nor Thou re. ceive; As we, 0 Lord, our neighbor's faults o'erlook, WE beg Thotast blot ours from Thy memory's book. FORGIVE our enemies, extend Thy grace One souls to save, e'en Adam's guilty race. DEBTORS to Thee in gratitude and love, AND in that duty pied by saints above, LEAD us from sin, and 'thy mercy raise Us front the tempter and his hellish ways. Nor in our own. but in His name who bled, INTO Thine ear we pour our every need. TEMPTATION'S fatal charms help us to shun, Bur may we conquer through Thy conquering Son! DELIVER us from all which cnn annoy Us in this world, and may our s.nds de,troy; FROM oil eIIiRMItIPS which men betide, EVIL and death, 0 turn our fist aside; Fon we are mortal worms. and drove to cloy; THINE 'tin tomtit, and mortals to obey. Is not Thy mercy, Lord, titrever tree? THE clinic creation knows no Gud hut Thee. KiNnttom and empire in Thy presence hull; Tat: King eternal reigns the King ()fall; Powan is with Thee—to Thee he glory given, AND he Thy immanent/mm:4.l by earth Lind heu, THE praise of saints end love's is Thy own ; GLORY to Thee, the everlasting Use 1 FOREVER be Thy triune none adored, AMEX IleSSeetl! blessed be the Lord t A Good Joke. The French people are proverbially polite; nor in any thing do they exhibit their politeness more agreeably to at stranger and a forei,ner. thou in laughing at those who make mistakes in their language. We cannot help thinking, however. even a Frenchman would havelaugh ed nt au Englishman, had he made the mistake in that a !'arid that made not many 111011t113 ago in Loudon. Newly arrived in the metropolis, he was int patient to see the town, but fearful of not find ing his way hack to his hotel he carefully copied upon a card the [lame painted ma the corner wall of the building, supposing that to be the mane oldie house, or at least the of the street that it was in. This dune, he felt sate, mud set out fur a ramble, much upon the principle commonly known as "following one's nose. - The whole day he strolled and stared to his heart's content. Wearied at last. he jumped into a cab, and with the easy, confidential air of man who feels "perfectly at Wine," he read from the card which he had prudently preserv• eti as the 'tame oldie street he had dwelt in. The cabman gritined horribly. "This English prohuunciation is sadly difli • cult," said the Frenchman to himself; "he does nut wider:4mA me 1" and he placed the card before the ( . 101111111 ' S eyes. The cabine't grinned more than over, gazing into the passenger's astonished face, and end ed by sticking his hands in his pockets; and roaring with laughter.. Thu foreigner was indignant! tie appealed to the passera•hy. One and all they gravel• listened to hint at first, but upon beholding his card even they joined in chorus with the coachman. The Frenchman now became furious. He swore, stamped nod gesticulated like a citnili date for Bedlam. He even went so lie• as to threaten the laughers, which only made the matter wurse. A crowd asseolbled, and every. body sympathized with the Pretichtstan until they learned the circumstances of the case, when they too joined iu the iulbctious hilari ty. 13pand.by up came the police, those guar diet-ungels of bewildered foreigners in the great labyrinth of London. The . gg rievm OHMI felt sure of sytnpathy,suecur aid revenge. He was never more mistaken. The gentleumn in blue ruared with the rest. They evidently could not help it. Comptmetien mingled with VOL. 19. NO. 49 th&r tn'r h—tieverthuless they gitfrawed ex, cr~~i i n ~I v. To what cxtrem't'es the detirrate French. might have proeee , led it is impossible to me, had not a gentleman acquainted with his tan- Knape nppeared upon the seene. He too laughed violently on exnmi*g the card ; and when hr had spoken a few words to the French man the Frenchman laughed likewise, which woe the signal for the commencement of a general hilarity. The address so carefully copied by the for eigner nt the corner of his street, cud for which he was enquiring his any was the following : Commit no Nui.gancc ."' Fix for a Lover, I WAR in love thirty five years ago, head over heels, and never dared to say a word taw, tier name was Jerusha. I longed to tell her how my heart swelled and burnt for her as it thumped agin my chest, but I could never screw my courage up to the pint, but thought I would some day. I had been alone with hrr many times, and had res Ave] and re resolved os popping I. tig!.t out— but the st loess was as awful on them uunsions, as the r.r of the Niagara, and my heart would feel all over like your little finger, when you hit your elbow 'gin a thing accidental, a tureal tangling fullness. Cuss toy luck, said Ito myself. One Sunday night I cum hunt from mill, after a three day's ride, and Jerushu had a beau, dressed. smart ns a dancing muster. My heart jumped into toy gullet the very minute I saw him. 1 felt down in toy mouth, fat I knew I wa., a gone tallow. He had on broadcloth. Talk of your newfangled gossip and Greshon houses now, but folks iu them days didn't have but one room down stairs, and a ladder to go up stairs: and puncheon flour was good enough below, and oak shanker split out by hand, kit. ered the chamber floor. It was so in boss's house, and I slept op iu the chamber. I want you to imagine my &clings that night after I went to bed, for Jerusha and the dandy chap had, the hull room below to themselves that night, with a rousing bright fire, to spark. I eUtildn't stand the temptation to wont to hear what they had to say for themselves. Whisper whisper I whisper. You may laugh at it.but it is the naked truth I tun going to tell. I have laughed myself at the sates thing. When I heard something pop like a kiss. by ginger, I could net stand my heart thumps no lnger. Curiosity and jut!. our:y got the upper hand of i.e.; I wanted to see for myself, uu I slid out of bed, sitting flat like a tailot . the flour, determined to hitch up just as I sot, inch at a time, to the opening over the hearth, where the beams and gun hooks A cut couldn't be no stiller actor a mouse, but my heart thumped loud every hitch, just us it will when a um goes to do what ain ' t right. Well, just as I had gained the right pint to huts over ut 'eta, up tilted the four—down I went, tow shirt to gun haul:—and there I hung blindiolded, liken squirrel, half shined, right over my rival and sweet 'art. ready for bathing. I coultnit see 'em ut all actor that, and it was wore than ten minutes before the old boss anol.e to tear me loose, dangling rood the fire. “What, what,” said he, "got a spare rib?" "[lal le. me down," said I. 1 got pretty well bakisl, any how, and hoist been quite so raw in love Ilialwrs since. I never looked Jeruslia in the lace from that day to this, our a girl in the neighborhood, for I could swear she told em all. That accident gut my girt up to make a fortin. I went off a few miles, and married the first chance I gut, just out of spite; and Vasty is worth all of 'ern, urtur all and m.irrying is a lottery buisness. How SAr.‘x our Iv ru e.ticunsv..—The Mos. sehnou hove a trad,thin that the Devil, u•tima to get into Paradise to tentlit Adam, woo udtnitted by the G yard. 1k therefore be t • • of the animals, one by on , , that they w carry him in that he !night speak to Ad,, MI but the serpent, (who refused q bui animal, taking hint between two of his r• • thus ititrutiticed hint. I lig en iits, indeed, ao.i . ripe conception tier the Devil. Perhaps [hie may ureuinit fur the puisoness bite of the ser• petit, useontainhig a "few more drops still left" of the sume sort of original sin. 'IPA-The Windham county BRA of Connt!,, tient was entered on the night of the 17th inst. the watchman knocked down and gagged. the vault broken upon, and robbed of $25,000; 8000 of this in gold. On the 19th, 4 men were arrested at Min's Point, as they were going on board a taro ne for New York, and $22,000 of the money... from doe Windham Bunk recovered. They in prison at New Loudon.—O. Rep. ADVOCE NyeErrs.—The sandusky uhich bythc-way, is one of the verry I commercial and political papers in the Si.. , gives notice, that after the first of lies. it w, adopt the cash system for subscription+, adv. tisonsitts and job work. All right. Mr. H •ois ter, and in our judgment, other printers wi;l soon lie compelled to Milow suit. We have often wondered what sort of ideas people ha who take a newspaper year after year, with, paying for it. The evil moot be remedied. ser“llow are yuu, count ? said a noted to a bprnee looking apeeimeu gene. b.,. ut the Railroad depot, last week. l" exclaimed the indignant swell, are you, and why do you call we couut ? hy, I aaw you counting opium* iu York last week, and I supposed you were w royal blood." returned the wag. *far "Father, I .w a wau layiug dna, down at the market house. 'You should nut say laying, ray dou— 4ot put I've seen wee lay, too." tus 6011. " "Yet, but Ive sees 'ea lay bricks." r
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