Alt( I itocsolt VOLUME XVII. BALTIMORE LOCK HOSPITAL W . HERE may he obtained the most speedy re medy for SECRET DISEASES.—GIeets, Strictures Seminal Weak 'ain in the Loins, Affections' bf the Kidney ' 1 those Peculiar Affections firrising from a . * T HABIT, particularly the teeth of both sex' s, which iLukt cured,prod uces Constitutional Debility, rend Mil Marriage impos sible, and in the end destroys both Mind and Body. YOUNG MEN Especially, Who have become the victims of Solitary Vice, that dreadful mid destructive habit which annually sweeps to an un timely grave thousands oryonng men of the most tanked talents and brilliant intelect, who might otherwise have entranced listning Senates with the thunders of eloquence, or waked to ecstacy the living lyre, may call with full confidence. Married persons, or those contemplating marri age. being aware of physical weakness, should Immediatedly consult Dr. J., and be restored to perfect health. DR. JOHNSTON. Office No. 7 SOUTH FREDERICK STREET, SEVEN DOORS FROM BALTIMORE STEET,East side UP THE STEPS. lir BE PARTICULAR in ob serving the NAME and NUMBER. or you will mistake the place. A CURE WARRANTED, on NO CHARGE MADE, IN FROM ONE TWO DAYS. Take Notice—Dr. Johnston's Office is in his dwelling. UP THE STEPS. His very extensive practice is a sufficient guarantee that he is the on• ly proper Physician to apply to. DR. JOHNSTON, Member of the Royal Col lege of Surgeons. London, graduate from one of the most eminent Colleges of the United States, and the greater part of whose life has been spent in the Hospitals of London, Paris, Philadelphia, and elsewhere, has effected some of the most as tonishing cures that were ever known, many troubled with ringing in the ears and head when asleep, great nervousness, being alarmed at sud den sounds, and bashfulness, with frequent blush ing, attended sometimes with derangement of mind, were cured immediately. A CERTAIN DISEASE.—It is a melancholy Each that thousands fall Victims to this horrid dis ease owing to the Unskillfulness of ignorant pre tenders, who by the use of that deadly poison Mercury, ruin the Constitution, causing the most serious symptoms of this dreadful disease to make their appearance, such as affections of the head, throat, nose, akin, etc., progressing with fright ful rapidity tilideath puts a period to their dread ful sutfering, by sending them to that Bourne wienee no traveler returns. TAKE PARTICULAR NOTICE.—Young men who have injured themselves by a certain practice indulged in when alone—it habit frequent ly learned from evil companions, or at school—the effects of which aro nightly felt, even when asleep, and if not curia renders marriage impossible, and destroys both mind and body. What a pity that a young man, the hope of his country, and the darling of his meets should be snatched from all prospects and enjoyments of life by the consequences of deviating from the path of nature and indulging in a certain secret habit.— Such persons before contemplating. MARRIAGE, should reflect that a sound mind and body are the most necessary requisitsts to promote connubial balminess. Indeed, without those, the journey through lifb becomes a weary pilgrimage, the prospect hourly darkens to the slew; the mind becomes shadowed with di , pair, and lied with the melancholy reflection, that the happi-ness of another becomes blighted with our .own. CONSTITUTIONAL DEBILITY.—Dr. J. adi rosses young men, and all who have injured themselves by private and improper indulgence. 1 MPUISSANE.—These are souse of the and and inehuicholy effects produced by early habits of youth, viz: Weakness of the Back and binibs, Pains in the head. Dimness of Sight, L.. o f Muscular Power, Pulpit:aloe of the Heart Dys pepsia, Nervous Irritability, Detaimmucuts of the Digestive Functions, ticiteral Debility Symptoms of Consumption, &c. . Jtkataffy—The fearful effects on the mind are mach to be dreaded; Less of Memory, Confusion of ideas, Depression of Spirit, Evil Forbodings, Aversion to Society, Self Distrust, Lore of Soli tude. &c. are some of the evils produced. Thousands ofpersons dab ages, can now judge what is Use cause of their -declining heath. Los ing their vigor, becoming weak, lade amt emacia ted, I ire a singular appearance about thin eyes, cough and symptoms of consumptiou. Married pcivons, or those contemplating marri age, being aware of physical weakness, should immediately consult 1)r. J. and be restoreu to perfect health. 01 FICE, NO. 7, SOUTH FREDERICK STREET, Baltimore, ild. AL S U lIGI CAL OPPERATIO N S PE 11- FORMED.—N. B. Let no false delicacy pre vent )on, but Imply immediately either personally I or by letter. Skit Diseases S- eedily Cured. TO STRANGERS.-7'/ic many thousands cur ed at this Institution within the last ten years, and the numerous important Surgical Operations performed by Dr. J., witness by the Reporters of the papers, and many other persons, notices oh which have appeared again and again before the public, is a sufficient guarantee that the afflicted willtind a skillful and honorable physician. As there are so many ignorant and worthlors quacks advertising themselves as Phisicians, ruining the health of the afflicted Dr. Johnston would say to those iinae9itainted with his reputation that his Credentials or Diplomas always hang in his office. WEAKNESS OF THE ORGANS immedi ately cm ed, and full rigor restored. -- iALL LETTERS POST PAID—REAM DI 'S SENT 11I' MAIL. Jan. 8. 1852.—1 y. , Hardware Cheaper. JOHN A. NEFF, for many years in the house of Mr. Buehler & Bro., desires to inform his friends of Huntingdon county that he has connected himself with the firm of Messrs. Lower & Barron, No, 17,1, North Third Street, 3rd door above Vine Street, where he will be pleased to offer every article in the HARDWARE Lisa AT u ucu LOWER cairns than ever before sent to his native county. Philad'a, March 20, 1851.—tf. Are you Insured I IF not, Immo your property at once in the Cum. borland Valley Mutual Insurance Company. Apply to Gao. W. SPEER, Agent, Bridgeport, Pa. H. W. SMITH, DENTIST, RUNTINVDON, (Woe apposite Couto' Hotel, Market et.) PETITION. To the Honorable, the Judges of the Court of Quarter Sessions of Huntingdon county. The petition of Andrew Johnston of the Bor ough and county of Huntingdon, respectfully sheweth that he has lately taken that well known tavern stand in the said borough, called the Black Bear Hotel, which has heretofore been used and occupied as a public house of entertainment, and is desirous of continuing to keep a public house therein. He therefore prays your Honors to grant him a license to keep a public house at the place aforesaid for the ensuing year, and he will ever pray. ANDREW JOHNSTON. March 11,1852, The subscribers citizens of the borough of Hun-' tingdon, in the county of Huntingdon, recom mend the above petitioner and certify that the Inn or tavern above mentioned it necessary to accom modate the public and entertain strangers and travellers; and that the petitioner above named is of good repute for honesty and temperance and is well provided for house room and conveniences for the accommodation of strangers and travellers. I C. A. Newingliam, James Bricker, Elias Bar-' tle, J. S. Stewart, Edmund Snare, William A. Saxton, John Flenner John Simpson, T. K. Simonton, M. F. Campbell, Jacob Snyder, Geo- Gwin. PETITION. To the Honorable, the Judges of the Court of Quarter Sessions of the Peace for the county of Huntingdon. _ _ The ''petition of Samuel Steffy respectfully sheweth : That your petitioner now occupies the house heretofore kept as a public house of enter- Comment, situated on the road leading from Pine grove to Lewistown, in the township of Jackson, that he is vi ell provided with stabling for horses, and all conveniences necessary for the entertain ment of strangers and travellers; he therefore re spectfully prays the Court to grant him a license to keep an Inn or public house of entertainment there, and your petitioner will pray, &c, March '52. SAMUEL STEFFY. We the undersigned. citizens of Jackson town ship, being personally acquainted with Samuel Steffy, the above named petitioner, and also hav ing a knowledge of the house fur which the license is prayed, do hereby certify that such a house is necessary to accommodate the public and enter tain strangers and travellers, and that lie is a per son of good repute for honesty and temperance, that he is well provided with house room for the lodging and accommodation or strangers and travellers. We therefore beg leave to recom mend him for a license agreeably to his petition. Elias Musser, Solomon Ruttier, Henry Wal born, James Fleming, George Steliby, Samuel Rudy, David Little, Wm. Mears, Wm. Walborn, Robert Barr, George Wilson, John Stem. PETITION. To the Honorable, the Judges of the Court of Quarter Sessions of Huntingdon county. The petition of Patrick M'Ateer, respectfully sheweth : That he is desirous of keeping. -Inn or tavern in the house formerly kept by Michael Sissler, situated near the Canal, in the borough of Alexandria, and that it is well provided with stabling for horses, and all conveniences necessa ry to entertain strangers and travellers. He there fore prays the Court to grant him a license to keep an Inn or public house of entertainment there, and he will pray, &c. March 11, 'au. P. M'ATEER. , . - ...... . We the undersigned, citizenS of Alexandria, being personally acquaintct I with Patrick MeA teer, the above named petitioner, and also having a knowledge of the house fur which the license is prayed, do certify; that such house is necessary to accommodate the public and entertain stran gers and travellers; that the petitioner is a person of good repute for honesty and temperance, and that he is well provided with house route and con veniences fur the lodging and accommodation of strangers and travellers. We therefore recom mend him for license agreeably to his petition. John Fleeting, John 'Gayhagen, Francis Con ner, Alexander Stitt, Wm. Christy, Enoch Kline, David Jones, Samuel Baker, George 11. Fleming, John Piper, jr., Benjamin Cross, John Bisbin. PETITION. To the Honorable, the Judges of the Court ofl Quarter Sessions of the Peace in nod for the county of Huntingdon. The petition of Alexander Carmen, of the bo rough and county of Huntingdon, respectfully re presents : That your petitioner is well provided with house room and other conveniences for the accommodation of strangers and travellers, at his old stand, in the borough of Huntingdon, where he is desirous of continuing to keep an Inn or' tavern, as heretofore. Ile therefore prays your Honors to grant him a license to keep such Inn or tavern for the accommodation of strangers and travellers, and he will pray, &c. March 11, '52. A. CARMON. „ .... We the undersigned, citizens of the borough of Huntingdon ' in which the above Inn or tavern is ro pposer! to be kept, do certify that such Inn or tavern is necessary to accommodate the public and entertain strangers .and travellers, and that the said Alexander Carnmn, the above petitioner, is a man of good repute for honesty and [wiper- SUM, and is well provided with house room and conveniences for the accommodation of strangers and travellers. John Albright, Reuben Romig, Wm. Rothrock, R. Zeigler, John N. Trowel', C. S. Black, Robert Stitt, Jacob Snyder, C. A. Newinghani, John Flenner, T. R. Simonton, Geo. A. Steel. PETITION. To the Honorable, the Judges of the Court of Quarter Sessions of the Peace in and for the county of Huntingdon at April Term A. I)., t 852. The petition of Wesley I'. Green of the bor ough of Birmingham in the county of Hunting don, respectfully represent: That he continues to occupy that well known comodious Brick house, situate on the corner of market and commerce Streets in the borough aforesaid, as an Inn or Tavern, that ho is well provided with all neces sary accommodations for the entertainment of strangers and travellers. Ile therefore prays your Honors to grant hint a license for the contin uance of said Inn or Tavern for the ensuing year, and lie will ever pray &e. March 11, 1852. W.l'. GREEN. We the undersigned citizens of the borough of Birmingham in the county of Hutitint, , don, do hereby certify that the above named petitioner Wesley P. Green is a person of good repute for honesty and temperance, and is well provided with all necessary house room and other conveni cures for the uccommodation of strangers and travellers, and that the Inn or Tavern proposed to be kept is really necessary to accommodate the public and entertain strangers and travellers. John Baker, Henry Smith, A. P. Kinney, John Buttonstene, RA - Alin Morrow, James Temple, William Edmiston, A. I,'. Owens, Robert Mc- Donnald, Thompson Mettlen, John D. Stewart, J. B. Stewart, John Homan, J. H. McCracken. HUNTINGDON, PA., THURSDAY, MARCH 25, 1852. PETITION. To the Honorable, the Judges of the Court of Quarter Sessions of Huntingdon county. The petition of John Livingston respect fully sheweth : That he intends to occupy, and desires to keep as a public house, the one now occupied by Christian Couts, in the borough of Huntingdon. Ho therefore prays the Court to grant him a license to keep an Inn or tavern in the house afore said, and he will pray, &,c. JOHN LIVINGSTON. March 11, 1852. The undersigned, citizens of the borough of Huntingdon, being personally acquaint ed with John Livingston, the above peti tioner, and also having a knowledge of the house for which the license is prayed, do hereby certify that such house is necessary to accommodate the public and entertain strangers and travellers, that he is a per son of good repute for honesty and temper ance, and that he is well provided with house room and other conveniences for the lodging and accommodation of strangers and travellers. Thomas Jackson. Louis Schneider, Jno. D. Herr, Wm. B. Zeigler, Win. A. Saxton, C. A. Newingham, Geo. A. Steel, T. K. Simonton, A. Johnston, Frederick Schnei der, C. S. Black, Geo. Gwin. HUNTINGDON COUNTY, SS. Tile Commonwealth of Pennsylvania, to the widow and heirs of Simon Smalley late of Shirley township, Huntingdon county, deed—Greeting; On the petition of Peter Etneir, and Elizabeth Etneir, formerly Elizabeth Smalley, a legatee an tler the Will of Lewis Smalley, late of Shirley township, dee'd, at an Orphan's Court of Hun tingdon at November term 1851, a citation was granted on the widow and legal representatives of said dee'd, to conic into said Court, and show cause why the real estate devised to the said Si mon Smalley, dec'd, by the last will and testa ment of Lewis Smalley, dee'd, should not be sold for the payment of one third of the legacy, be (mouthed to the Petitioner (Elizabeth Etneir) by the last will and testament of Lewis Smalley, dec'd, or why the payment of said legacy should not lie enforced, and whereas the said citation was returned to the present Term, by the Sheriff of • said county, stating that the parties named in said writ, was not in his bailiwick. Whereupon, on motion of William I'. Orbison, Esq., the Court awarded an alias citation, on the said parties, and directed the same to be published in one paper published in Huntingdon county. All persons interested are • hereby notified to come into said Court on Monday the 12th day of April next, and • show cause if any you have, and atbida the order and decree of said Court. WM. B. ZEIGLER, Sheriff. Slierifry Office, Huntingdon, Feb. 26, 1852. To the heirs and legal representatives of PHILIP SHULTZ, late of the borough of Hun tingdon, deceased. In pursuance of a writ of Partition or valuation issued out of the Orphan's Court of Huntingdon county, I will kohl an inquest to make partition or valuation of the real estate of which Philip Shultz deed was seized, situate in Henderson township, Huntingdon county, on the premises, on Saturday the 27th day of March 1852, when and where all persons interested may attend. WM. B. ZEIGLII, Sheriff, Sheriff's Office, Huntingdon, Feb. 26, '52.-4t C;0 CD wAra:it. For the Mau what struck Billy Pat- terson. FALL AND WINTER GOODS. The attention of the public generally is invited to the flirt that & W . , SAXTON have just received one of the largest assortments of Fall and Winter Goods ever brought to this place; all of which they oiler at prices so greatly reduced ns to make their store HEAD QUARTERS FOR BARGAINS ! Their supply embraces all the usual variety of Cloths, Cassimeres, Sattinets and Vesting; Muslins, Prints, Flannels, &c. &c., to gether with the latest styles of LADIES' DRESS GOODS, Consisting of Silks, Merinos, Par metro Cloths, de Lanes, Ginghams, Ho siery, &e•: and a very large assortment of Ladies, .)IISSeS and Children's Shoes; and also of MEN'S AND BOYS' BOOTS AND SHOES of every description. They also invite particular attention to their stock of QUEENSWARE AND GLASSWARE, And the best stock of HARDWARE in town. They have also FRESH GROCERIES, of the very hest quality, which they will sell at a very smell advance on cost. Call and exam ine for yourselves. They have also a beautiful article of LEZczailso ci:l6 C.Marianzs e Carpeting, and every other article usually kept in country stores. Wire will receive and store grain, and also pay the highest market prices for it and it is admitted by all that we have the most convenient place to unload grain in or about town. Oct. 6, '5l. OILS,GLUE, TURPENTINE, Sand, Paints, Paint Brushes, Sand paper &c. & &c., at the cheap, store of BRICKER & LENNEY. BUTTER, Eggs, Rags, Lard, Clover Seed, Grain, Potatoes, &c., &c., taken in exchange for goods at market prices at the new store of BRICKER & LENNEY. For sale, or Rent. The Farm, on which 1 at present reside .arlv opposite the Borough of Huntingdon. JOHN )10CAHAN. 0et..2,1851.—tf. AN ELOQUENT APPEAL. FEMALE INFLUENCE Fon THE " MAINE LAW." "Ho comes not. I have watched the moon go down, But he COMC6 not. Once it was no so. He thinks not how the bitter tears flow The while he holds his riot in that town, Yet he will come and chide; and I shall weep, And he shall wake my infant from its sleep To blend its feeble wailing with my tears. I had a husband once who loved me; now, He ever wears a frown upon his brow; But yet I cannot hate. 0 there were hours When I would hang forever on his eyes; And tune, who stole with silent swiftness by, . Strewd, as he hurried en, his path with flowers. I loved him then; be loved me too. My heart *till finds its fondness kindled if he smile. The mem'ries of our love will ne'er depart. Though he should spurn me, I will calmly bear His madness; and should sickness come and lay Its paralysing hand upon him, then I will with kindness all my wrongs repay Until the penitent shall weep and say How injured and how—faithful I have been." WOMEN OF AMERICA!—Were this the last hour in which this soliloquy of wo, ten thousand times repeated by your suf fering sex, should ever be uttered, and wo man henceforth should never be dragged by a drunken husband or son to the grave, would you.not consider it one of the most blessed hours on the dial of time; and could you by any act of yours hasten it onward, would you not be grateful to the God of providence that he gave you the heart and opportunity to do it? WOMEN OF AMERICA?—The hour is come when the hydra Intemperance may be destroyed. The weapon is forged and put into our hand; and heaven only waits for man to strike the blow, to write upon its eternal scroll—lt is finished. The Maine law is that weapon.' You have heard of its provisions. The sound of its operation has reached your ears and glad dened your hearts. Now, in that noble State, no woman need fear that her hus band will become a drunkard, or that the son of her love will be scathed with that which is worse than the lightning's stroke. Hundreds of wives had their intemperate, abusive, cruel husbands handed over to thorn sober because of the law, and their homes are happy. Thousands of children on her broad domains, in all her schools and at the fireside of parents, will not now as in time past be tempted with the drunk ard's drink or caught in the vender's snare. Poorhouses and jails, those creations only for the outcast, the houseless and the vile, are scarcely needed. The Sabbath is deliv ered from its worst desecration, and a gos pel of the grace of God may have free courand be glorified. WOMEN OF AMERICA.—Is this nothing to you? Who have been the torn, bleed ing, scathed sufferers of Intemperancel— Whose heartstring have been broken by this loathsome vine? Who has been rob bed of beauty, comfort, friends, home, rea son, life? Do not answers conic from ev ery hill and valley,—WostEN. "The tears she has shed would make a river; the groans she has uttered, collected and concentrated, would be louder than the earthquake." But what, it will be asked can wo do to secure the Maine law?— Much, every way; in your own houses, in the fashionable circle, among all minds, whore, by your indignant frown on vice and approbation of virtue, you can bear sway. As you have helped on the terrific evil, enticed the young to drink of the cup, and sustained customs and fashions have drag ged thousands to perdition, so now bring all your fascination and energy to break the chain and save a world. 1. So far as you can affect it, let the Maine law be the law of your house.-- That law treats spirituous and intoxica ting liquor as vile and worthless, danger ous and deadly in all its tendencies, and where it is exposed for sale to be drank as a beverage, devotes it to destruction. If the women of the Revolution did not so look upon tea, still they considered tea the instrument of tyranny, and its entire ban ishment was the law of the house. Noble Women! flow did they come to the res cue of their country! "Where aro their daughters! As you claim their character, banish these vile drinks, these lire-waters of the pit, from your dwellings; pour them out upon the ground that the earth may swallow them up and no more be slain. 2. Let the Maine law be the law of your social parties. Can a woman in Maine, who has the least spark of patriotism in her bosom, display that in her social par ties, whose sale, by the Law of her State, is crime! can any be found breasting every influence to deliver community from untold poverty, degradation, theft murder, and every iniquity? surely not. But if not there, how can they be elsewhere? The same principal calls you to the seine deci ded stand wherever you are, iu what eon ditiou so over placed. 8. Make the Maine law the law of your holidays and annual festivities. These festivities and seasons of relaxation and in tercommunication, have been the occasion ( I'l rft wow lof untold amount of intemperance and wo. "Ah" many a lost young man ex claimed, "At that New-Year'S call I took my first glass; by those numerous drinks I first became intoxicated; there I first lost my character and laughed at hell; from thence ' , rushed onward and down ward, and there was no redemption. How shall woman atone for the past, but by es tablishing a Maine law in all these seasons of peril? She can do it. She has done it; and gained honor in the breach of fash ion. Women of America! here is a pre cious opportunity to throw your influ ence into the scale of Humanity, patriot ism and religion. Improve it; and let each succeeding year, as it commences, testify to the power of your self-denial and the virtue of your principles. 4. Make the Maine law the subject of thought, of reflection and conversation.— Roll it over in your mind; see wha,t, it has done for Maine; what it will yet do; what it would do for other States; what, for women; from what poverty and deg radation it would save thousands on thou sands; and as you muse in your hearts and the fire burns, speak out freely and boldly to all around you, and say, We must have such a law. Talk of it in the house and on the way; when you go out and when you go in; when you lie down and when you rise up. Let no tongue be silent un till it is the law of every State, and its I broad shield is spread for the protection of I 1 every -child, in this our fair inheritance. 5. Make the Maine law the constant subject of petition and prayers. If you cannot make laws, you can ask them of those who are bound to give them. If you cannot protect yourselves and your chil dren from men-stealers, from murderers.of fathers and murderers of mothers, you can demand protection of those who have pow er to bestow it. Pour in petitions, then, upon your Legislature by thousands and tens of thousands for a MAINE law. Do it now, in all your towns and cities and villages, and if you fail here and the rum sellers taunt an scoff, as they will, go up higher, for "he that is higher than the high est regardeth, and there be higher than they.' Long has it been the prayer of thousands of suffering women, that every drop of liquor might he poured upon the ground and every distillery and dram shop might be exterminated from the land.— These cries have entered into the cars of the Lord of Sabbath. The Avenger has come. He has begun his work in Maine, and he will roll it onward and upward; and while the cry of the suffering goes up to his throne, no enemy shall hinder. A rumor reached the wilds of Maine that the life of Neal Dow, the favoured instrument in making this law, was in danger from its foes. It drove a poor woman, whose in temperate husband had become sober and a blessing under the law, to her knees:— She prayed that not a hair of his head might be injured. It was enough. WOMEN OF AMERICA! A license law, worse than the law of Haman, has consign ed your people to destruction. Thirty thousand are its annual Alain. Who can tell but you are raised up for such a thee as this? Go to the king. Go, and pray that governmental patronage no longer be ex tended to the monster evil; that the Maine law be everywhere established, and the great dragon be bound a thousand years. Pray now and petition now, and demand now, that no hapless sister shall say twen ty years hence, when a better generation shall rise and do your work: "Oh ! had this been done twenty years ago, and the liquor destroyed, my husband would not have died a drunkard and I and my little ones would not have been the tenants of an Almshouse. WoMEN Or AMERICA, WILL YOU DO YOUR DUTY? Large Farms. The Cincinnati Gazette states that J. Davis ' of Ross county Ohio, cultivates 1,800 acres of Indian corn and that ho has, this winter; 'a corn-crib filled, which is three miles long, ten feet high, and six feet wide.' H. L. Ellsworth of In., cul tivates 12,000 acres in corn, which would require a crib twenty miles long, six feet is width; and ten feet in height. llejs de sirous of selling thirty small farm ot 1,000 acres each. So says the Lafayette (la.) J ournal. The people ofthis country pay enor mous sums of money for the foreign made silks which they wear. It is stated in Hunt's Merchant's Magazine for February, that the amount of silts passed iu con sumption at the port of New York alone, for the twelve months ending December last, was $23,486,456. 'What the amounts may have been at other ports we can only conjecture, as no returns have been pub lished. We will assume them to be $3,- 000,000; and thit gives us the enormous amount of $26,40 456 for one year's cost of foreign silks. V' Why are the young ladies of this plane like a bonnet half trimmed l Be cause, they are is want of the beaux. NUI\IBER 12. AN IRISH LETTER. Copy of a letter written during the re= hellion, by Sir Patrick - ,an Irish member of Parliament to his friend in Lon: don : "MY DEAR Situ—Having now a little peace and quietnessi I sit down to inform you of the dreadful bustle and confusion we are in from these blood-thirsty rebels, most of whom are (thank God) killed and dispersed. We are in a pretty muss--can get nothing to eat, nor wine to drink, except whiskey; and when we sit down to, dinner we keen both hands armed. While I write this, I hold a sword in eaoh hand, and a pistol . in the other. I concluded front the be ginning that this would be the end of it, and I see I was right, for it is not half over yet. At present there are such goings on that everything is at a stand still. I should have answered your letter a! fortnight ago, but I did not receive it till, this morning. Indeed l scarcely a mall arrives safe without being robbed. No longer ago than yesterday, the coach: with the mails from Dublin was robbed near this town—the bags had judiciously been left behind for fear of accident, and by good luck there was nothing in it but two outside passengers, who had nothing for the thieves to take. Last Thursday, notice was given that a gang of rebels were advancing under the French standard, but they had no colors, nor any drums, except bagpipes. Immediately every man in the place, including women and children ran out to meet them. We soon found our force much too little; and we were far too near to think of re , treating. Death was in every face; but at it they went, and by the time that half of our little party were killed Vre began to be alive again. Fortunately the rebels bad no guns except pistols, cutlass es and pikes, and as we had plenty of guns and ammunition we put them all to the sword. Not a soul of them escaped, ex cept some of them who were drowned in an adjacent bog; and in a very short time nothing was to be heard but silence. •.. uniforms were different colors, but all green. .Ater the action we went to rummaging a sort of camp which they left behind' them. All we found was a few pikes, without heads, a parcel of empty bottles full of water, and a bundle of French commissions filled up with Irish names. Troops are stationed all round the conic.' try which exactly squares with my ideas. I have only time to add that I am in great haste. Yours truly, PATRICK P. S. If you do not receive this, of course it must have been miscarried; there fore, I beg you will write and let me' know." _ . HOW A COAT WAS IDENTIFIED., In a Justice's Court, in this city, a, case was recently decided in a most novel: way. A coat was in dispute, and the evi- dense was directed and positive for both' claimants: the parties were Irish, and full of grit, "ready to spend all they had rath er than give up the beat." The affair had been carefully examined and the Court was "in a quandary," not knowing who had the best claim on. -the' garment. However, a moment before His Honor was to sum up the evidence, Pat rick Power, one of the claimants, made the following proposition for settling . the affair. Said Patrick:— "Timothy Maguire, now yo say that coat belongs to yersilf intirely; I .say it is me own. Now mind ye, Timothy, thel)oth iv us will take the coat an' look it all over and the man that !finds his name on it shall be the owner." "Done," said Timothy. "An," ye'll stick to the bargain?" said Patrick. "To be sure," " answered Timothy, and "Yes" rejoined counsel en both sides. "Thin Look at it," said Patrick, as he passed the coat into the hands of Timothy, who vainly searched every part of it for his name, and passed it back to Patrick, • boastingly saying, "An' now let us say if ye can be findin' the likes iv yer own name upon the garment." "Yell stick to the , greement,"' said Patrick, eagerly grasping the coat: "Upon . the honor iv a man," replied Timothy. "Thin howld on a bit," said Patriek, as he drew his knife and opened a corner in the collar of his coat, taking therefrom twd very small peas, exclaiming as he held them • out in his hand: "There d'ye bee that!" "Yes; but what iv that," said Timothy. "A divil a dale it has do to wit it—it is me name to be sure— , -pa for Patrick and pa for POwere r lseJabers?" He got the coat—he did.—Bost. Bee. IC?" If a fat hog comes to five dollars, what will a lean one come tol Analytic —To a bucket of slop.