i VOLUME XVII. BALTIM ORE LOCK HOSPITAL WHERE may be obtained the itidst speedy re- ' medy for SECRET DISEASES.—GIects, Strictures, Seminal Weakness, Pain in the Loins, Affections of the Kidneys, anti all those Peculinr Affections 'Wising from a SECRET HABIT, partieffiarly the South of both sexes, which if not cared, prodaties Constitutional Debility, rendering ..11arriage impos sible, and in the end destroys both Mild and Body. YOUNG MEN Especially, who have become the victims of Solitary Vice, that dreadful and destructive habit which annually sweeps to an un timely grave thousands of young men of the most exalted talents and brilliant intelect, who might Otherwise have entranced listning Senates with the thunders of eloquence, or waked to cestacy the living lyre, may call with full confidence. Married persons, or those contemplating marri age, being aware of physical weakness, should immediatedly consult Dr. J., and be restored to perfect health. DR. JOHNSTON. Office No. / SOUTH FREDERICK STREET, • SEVEN DOORS FROM BALTIMORE STEET,Enst bide UP THE STEPS.kfri - BE PARTIC UL AR in ob serving the NAME and NUMBER. or you will mistake the place. A CURE WARRANTED, on NO CHARGE MADE, IN FROM ONE TWO DAYS. Take Notice—Dt. Johnston's Office is in his &ening, uP Tns sTnes. His very extensive practice is a sufficient gaarantee that be is the on ly proper Physician to apply to. DR. JOHNSTON, Member of the Royal Col lege of Surgeons. London, graduate 'from one of the most eminent Colleges of the United States, end the greater pars of whose life has been spent in the Hospitals of London, Park, Philadelphia, and elsewhere, has effected some of the Most as tonishing cures that were ever known, many troubled with ringing in the ears end head when asleep, great nervousness, being alarmed ut sud den sounds, and'bashfulnessi with frequent blush ing, attended FL.metimes With derangement of 'Pint!, were cured immediately. A CERTAIN DISEASE.—It is ,a melancholy. fedi that thousands fall Victims to this horrid dis ease owing to the Unskillfulness of ignorant pre tenders, who by the irse of that deadly poison Mercury, ruin the Constitution, causing the most serious symptoms of this dreadful diseaseto make their appearance, such as affections of the head, throat, nose, skin, etcq ptogressing with fright ful rapidity till death puts 0 period to their dread ful suffering, by sending them to that Bourne whence no traveler returns TAKE PARTICULAR NOTICE.—Young then who have injured themselves by a certain practice indulged in when alone—a habit frequent ly learned from evil compareiet.s, or at school—the effects of which ere nightly felt, evert when asleep, and if not cured renders iicarringe iinpoisible, and destroys both mind and body. What a pity that a young man, the hope of his country, mid the darling of his parents should he snatched from all prospects and enjoyments of life by the consequences of deviating from the path of ammo and indulging in a certain secret habit.— Such persons hethun contemplating. MARRIAGE, should reflect that a sound mind And body arm the most necessary requisitets to promote connubial luMpinels. .111 , 1 CO, without them, the journey through life becomes a weary pilgrimage, the prospect hourly darkens to the Clew; the.mind heroines shad9wcil with dispair, And tilled-with the melapcholy reflection, that the happi-ness of another becomes blighted with our °Wm CONSTITUTIONAL DEIHL J.• addresses young nice, and all who have injured themselves by private and improper inilnlgcnce. IMPUISSANE.—These are Arline atilt, sad and melancholy effects produced by early habits of youth, viz: Weakness of the Back and Limbs, Pains ill the head. Dimness of Sight, Leas of Muscular Power, Palpitation of the heart Dys pepsia, Nervous Irritability, Derangements of the Digestive Functions, General Debility Symptoms of Consumption, &e. Mentally—The fearful effeNs on the mind are much to he dreaded; Lose of Memory, Confusion of ideas, Depression of Spirit, Evil Forbodings, Aversion to Society, Self Distrust, Love of Soli iude, &e. are some of the evils prmluced. Thousands of persons of all ages, ean now judge What is the cause of their declining !IWO. Los ingtheir vigor, beeruning weak, pale and emacia ted, have a singular appearance about the eyes, tough and symptoms of consumption. Married persons, or those contemplating marri age, being aware of physical wetk'OeMA, should isnmediately consult Dr. J. and be restored to perfect health. OFFICE, NO. 7, SOUTH FIu:DERR:It STREET, tialtimorO. Md. ALL SURGICAL PP ER ATIoN S P E It- FORMED.—N. B. Let no titian delicacy pre vent you, but apply immediately either perwitally or by letter. Skin Diseases Speedily Cured. TO STRANGERS.—The many thousands cur ed at this Institution within the last ten years, and the numerous important Surgical Operations perforated by Dr. J., witness by the Reporters of the papers, and many other persons, notices of which have appeared again and again before the public, is a sufficient guarantee that the afflicted will tind a skillful and honorable physician. As there are so many ignoru'idand worthless quacks advertising themselves as Phisicians, ruining the health of the afflicted Dr. Johnston would say to those unacquainted with his reputation that his Credentials or Diplomas always hotly in his office. WEAKNESS OF THE ORGANS immedi ately cured,and full rigor restored. e.ALL LETTERS POST PAID--REME DIES SENT BY MAIL. Jan. 8, 1852.—ty. Hardware Cheaper. JOHN A. NEFF, for many years in the house of Mr. Buehler & Bro., desires to inform his friends of Huntingdon county that he has connected himself with the firm of Messrs. Lower & Barron, Na. 17.1, North Third Street, 3rd door above Vine Street, where he will be pleased to offer every article in the HARDWARE LINE AT MUCH LOWER rolcns•than ever before sent to his native county. Phitad'a, March 20, 1821.-tr. Are you Insured 1 T F not, insure your property at once in the Cum. harland Valley Mutual Insurance Company. Apply to Goo. W. SPEER, Agent. Bridgeport, Pa. H. W. SINIT 11. DENTIST, HUNT !NG D 0 N, P. 9, ('AintivtOM RECEIPTS AND EXPENDITURES Of the County of Huntingdon from the 12th day of January, A. D. 1851, up to the 10th day of Jan uary, A. D. 1852, including both days. Receipts. Amount in Treasury at last settle ment, 01615 49' 1947. Lemuel Green, Cass, 17 46 , " John H. Stenebraker, Franklin, 45 00 , 1848. Daniel G. Logan, Cromwell, 13 99 " John Conrad,Franklin, 55' " Hobert Maddn, Springfield, 28 40 , " Levi Smith, Union, 9 60 1849, John Ste Wart, Barren, 75 20 " Daniel Curfnum, Clay, 3 61 l i '• Daniel Conrad, Franklin, 60 00' " Henry Elias, Toil, 44 02 1850. Samuel Henry, 13arree, 409 00 , " Jesse Yocum, Brady, 133 681 " David Stever, Cuss, 30 44, " Kenzie L. Green, Clay, 76 16'! " David Burket, Cromwell, 290 75 " William Applably, Dublin, 127 69 " John L. Travis, Franklin, 234 99 " J. Davis Hight, Henderson, 315 00 " David Mountain, Hopewell, 145 14 " Peter Shaffer, Morris, 395 00 " William Dean, Penn, 105 00 " John Bisbin, Porter, 522 58 " Samuel Bowman, Shirley, 209 43 " Henry Cramer, Springfield, 11l 12 " Abraham Hegie, Toll, 27 53 " George Keith, 'rod, 203 06 . William Pheasant, Union, J 2 06 " William B. White, Walker, 945 00 " B. Hutchison. Warriorsmurk, 14 12 " John Hewit, West, 540 16 1851, John Love, Barren,sll 00 Jesse Yocum, Bray, 287 00 " David Myarly, Cass, 189 00 " William Cunningham, Clay, 100 00 " Daniel 'league, Cromwell, 170 87 " James Cree, Dublin, 182 00 " Samuel Menem, Franklin, 562 00 " John Marks, Henderson, 995 00 " Jacob Weaver, Hopewell, 177 00 " John Smith, Jackson, 705 00 " .Joseph Isenberg, Morris, 500 00 " John Grove, l'enn, 442 00 " Daniel Nett; I'orter, 799 40 " Isaac Shurrer, Shirley, 375 00 " John Brown, Springfield, 54 00 Jonathan Briggs, 'Pell, 305 12 " Jesse Cook, Tod, 165 12 " Moses Swoope, Union, 135 00 " Thomas Dean, Walker, 558 50 " Azariali Sacketts, Warriorsmark, 632 00 " Charles Green, West, 571 00 " Amount received of County tan . Unseated Lands, 22 34 " School tan". 8 67 " Roast tart, " " 14 19 " Amount of Redemption money on Unseated Lands received since last settlement, 50 41 44 Amount paid by Fisher & hie3lue- . trio for old bridge across Crook ed-Creek sold ut public outcry, 15 00 Expenditures: AttUrney General and others on cri minal prosecutions 688 361 Grand and Traverse ' Jurors, Court, Cryer, Tipstans, &e., 2147 25 Constables staking returns and ad- • yertising tipriii Elections, &c., 246' Ott Assessors, 316 87 Judges, Inspectors and Clerks of Elections,. 616 69 Sundry persons premium us Wild Cats and Foxes, 282 50 Rood and Bridge Viewers and Datu- ages, 396 831 Inquisitions on dead bodies, 34 62 CoMmissioners— Joshua Greenland, lit full, 4 MY' Benjamin Leas, 62 00 Isaac Peightal, 47 00 hliel Smith, 20 00 William Hutchison, 81 50 Auditors— James Gillum, for 1850, $3 00 Thomas Fisher, 4 50 7. 50 Thomas Fisher, 1851, 10 5U William Ramsey, •• 13 50 Rennie 1.: Green, " 10 50 84 60 J. Smyth Read in full as Clerk to the Commissionors, 210 00 Henry W. Miller, on autumn as Clerk to the Commissioners, for 1851, 250 00 John Reed, Esq., on account ()Phis salary us counsel fur Commissionn . ers fur 1850, 20 00 Poor House Commissioners, 63 00 County Printing— . James Clark, $69 00 William Lewis, 70 25 139 25 In full of a Judgment, Nicholas Ilewit vs llutttiugdwt County, 731 33 . Sundry persons, interest on County Bonds, &e., , , 253 14 For Repairs tor Court llonse and Jail, 436 82 Coal and Wood for " " 19? 00' Chairs for Jury Box in Court Room, 24 00 Merchandise for Court House, 36 93 For Casting and Stone for Meridian Line, 24 66 Jane washing for county pia- .. . oners, _ 20 00 Mary Gibson, sweeping and scrub. ldng Court house, &c., 20 00 Docket for Recorder's office, 12 37i Postage, 23 63 Judicial Return Judge, 7 10 Ballot boxes for elections, 3 50 N. E. King, for attending to Elec— tions and Return Judges 8 years, 16 00 Sundry persons refunding orders fur ... land sold at TreasuieTs sale, &e., 40 02 Sundry Supervisors' road tax on un• seated lands, 23 50 Sundry School Treasurers' school tax on unseated lands, 36 87 Sundry persons, redemption money or unseated lands ;old by Trea- - - surer, 40 56 Bridges— John Robinson, in full of bridge at Drake's Ferry, 1000 1,0 Wallace and Patton in lull of Union Furnace Bridge, 130 00 McVety & Meliinstrey, in full of a bridge across mill race of George Eby, 1125 00 Alexander Carmon on account of a bridge across Raystown lirnmh nt }lawns, 1900 00 Erpen.qes ,f Poor Honer. William B. Leas on account of Real: Estate, 1000 00 • A iin HUNTINGDON, PA., THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 26, 1852. M. F. Campbell for recording Title Deeds, 9 75 A. K. Cornyn, for services as Direc tor of the Poor, 10 00 John S. Isett, " 12 00 John Morrison, " " 12 00. For a Blank Book, 2 00 Elliot Robley, 5 00 Treasurer's Commission on $26,022 56 at li per cent, 403 83 Balance in the Treasury, 353 02 14647 45 In testimony of the correctness of the above account we have hereunto set our hands this 10th day of January, A. D., 1852. ISAAC PEIGHTAL, ROBERT STITT, ELIEL SMITH, Commissioners, fittest HENRY W. MILLER Clerk. We the undersigned Auditors of the County of Huntingdon, do hereby certify that we have examined the orders of the Commissioners of said county, and the re ceipts for the seine, for and during the past year and find a balance in the Trea sury of Three Hundred and Fifty-three Dollars and two cents. Given under our hands this 10th day of January, A. D. 1852. THOS. FISHER, K. L. GREEN, DAVID PARKER, .auditors. Comity Tax. List of Outstanding balances due 10th Jan uary 1852, by the following Collectors, viz 1840, S: Robinson, Allegheny, $466 33 1846, C. Cowden, Barrce, 29 01 Jacob Kough, Porter, 852 08 1847, Thos. W. Neeley, Dublin,l2 50 J. H. Stonebraker; Frankin, 99 89 Wm. B. Smith, Jackson, 24 58 1848, Conrad Curfman, Cass, 3 00 John Conrad, Franklin, 25 00 Win. McGarvey, Shirley, 87 85 Mordecai Chilcoto, Tod, 11 99 1849, James Neeley, Dublin,97 Daniel Conrad, Franklin, 72 72 Henry Elias, Tod, 5 02 1850, Samuel Henry, Berme, 2 85 J. Davis Hight, Henderson, 116 68 David Mountain, Hopewell, 16 79 Peter Shaffer, Morris, 88 Wm. Dean, Esq., Penn, 103 54 Henry Cramer, Springfield, 11 90 Win. B. White, Walker, 95 89 1851, t Jesse Yocum, Brady, 287 97 t John Love, Barree, 465 85 David Myerly, Cass, 98 77 Wm. Cunningham, Clay, 164 11 t Daniel Teague Cromwell, 346 91 t James Cm', Dublin, 228 92 t Samuel Mattern, Franklin, 763 35 t John Marks, Henderson, 638 18 t Jacob Weaver,Hopewell, 243 14 * John Smith, ackson, 175 64 f Joseph Isenberg, Morris, 334 04 John Grove, Penn, 175 34 t Daniel Neff, Porter, 641 51 t John Brown, Springfield, 159 56 lasso Sharror, Shirley, 774 27 Jonathan Ifriggs ' Tell, 34 21 t Jesse Cook, Tod, 258 06 t Moses Swoope, Union, 142 13 t Thomas Dean, Walker, 481 23 tA. Sacketts, Warriors'rk, 389 55 t Charles green, West, 1236 54 * Since paid in full. t Since paid in part. Given wake our hands the 10th Janu ary, 1852 14641 45 ISAAC PEIGEITAL, ROBERT STITT, E MEL SMITH, Commissioners, Orphan's Court Sale. By virtue of. order of the Orphan's Court nf! Huntingdon County; will he offered at Public Salo on the premises, on Thursday the 261 h, day y Februaq, A. D. 1852 at one o'clock P. . 11., As'. the property of Dr. David biller; info of War- riorsmerk, iced. A certain Lot of Ground, situate in the said town of Warriorstnark, containing one quarter of acre, and having a TWO STORY FRAME 1) WELLING HOUSE; frame stable, and other bultdin;, , s thereon erect- ed. . TERMS OF SALEP=Orils thirst of the pur chase money on the confirmation of the safe the. residue in two egad annual payments, with in terest, to ho secured by Bonds and Mortgage. JOHN T. MATHIAS BENJAMIN F. PATTON, Esq. t Admr's By order of the. Court. M. F. CAMPBELL, Clerk. January 29 1852. fIILS,GLUE, TURPENTINE, Sand, Paints, v./ Paint Brushes, Sand paper &c. & &c., at the cheap store of BRICKER & LENNEY. BUTTER, Eggs, Rags, Lard, Clover Seed, Grain, Potatoes, &c., tte., taken in exchange for goods at market prices at the new store of BRICKER & LENNEY. SCOTT TutumpuANT s zPLENDID stock of WATCHES, CLOCKS, 10 and JEWELRY, at Philadelphia prices. Just received at Scott's Cheap Jewelry Sore, three doors west of T. Read & Son's Store. The public aro respectfully solicited to call and see. For sale, or Rent. Tho Farm, on which I at present reside nearly opposite the Borough of Huntingdon. JOHN WC A HAN. Oct 2, 1851.—tf. I AMES Gold Pens and Pencils at the Cheap "Where Now fa Henry Clayr This question was not long since taun tingly asked by a Locofoco of a Whig,— The latter thus answers through the Louis ville Journal: Where is he Ask the mighty host Of freemen in our native laid? million voices will respond, While each ono proudly clasps his hand To his warm heart, and Nvith ;1 tear For him they honor, answer—llEUE Where is he 7 In the frozen. North, In the vast empire of the West. In the sweet lowlands of the South. That rallying name is known and blest On land, the watehw ord of the free— The sailor shouts it on the sea! Where is be? Far beyond the reach Of his fierce, unforgiving foes— In vain does malice strive to crush Colossal geldus with its blows— The arrows winged with envious aim, Break, on the bright shield of his fame Where is he F When the would-he great, Thu party pigmies of the. day, Are all forgot, santikind will weep Around the hallowed grave of EL.+, ! Where then will be their names who dare Defame Idol I Echo answers—wheret [From Headley's Sacred Scenes and Characters.] SAMUEL AND SAUL. TILE INTERVIEW BETWEEN TILE LIVING AND THE DEAD. One evening, just as the sun was setting over the hills of Palestine, a host was seen encamped in a beautiful valley, through which wandered. a clear stream, and over whose green surface, woods and fields, and flocks and herds, were scattered in endless variety and prefuSion. The white touts dotted the landscape far and wide, standing against the green back-ground distinct as a fleet of snowy sails against a storm cloud on the sea ; _ while long rows of chariots glittered between, and gay standards float ed above, and groups of officers and ranks of soldiers moved about, giving animation land life to the scene. At intervals came triumphant bursts of music; and the thrill ing strains of the trumpet arose and fell over the plain, till the echoes were lost in the woods beyond. And the evening sun was shining on all this, tipping the tents of thousands of lance points with silver, and flashing back from burnished armor, till the eye became dazzled with the splendor: On a gentle eminence that overlooked this glittering plain, was spread the tent of the king. Of ample dimensions, and dec orated with gorgeous hangings and costly ornaments, it looked like a fairy palace there upon the swelling hill top. Under neath its spreading canopy sat the monarch himself, looking thoughtfully upon the prospect below bite. It was a scene to stir a warrior's heart, for every one of those countless tents that stood bathed in the sunlight, contained soldiers truo and tried; and all the va3t best at his feet was but fr single instrument in his hand. At the blast of his trumpet, that plain would tremble under the tread of armed men; twice ten thousand lances shake in the de parting sunbeams, and, at his command, rank upon rank would rush all steadily up on a stand of leveled spears. They had often crowded after him to battle, had stood a wall of iron about hie-in the hour of per il; he had hoard their shouts of defiance ring over the clash of arms and tumults of the fray—ay, and their shouts of victory, too, louder than all as they drove the bro ken and shattered forces of the enemy be fore them. Well, then, might the sight of that tented host send the flush of pride to the monarch's brow, and fill his heart with exultant feelings. But, alas, no color came to that marble face; pale and anxious the chieftain sat and gazed, his brow knit in gloomy thought, and care resting like a cloud upon his countenance. No food had passed his lips all day, yot something more than fasting had wrought that haggard look and bowed that regal head. The white tents sprink ling the field, the chariots beside them, the shining ranks of warriors, the triumphant strains of music, the glorious landscape smiling in the setting sun, the hum of the mighty host, were all unheeded. He saw them not, he heard thoin not; hill troubled. soul was busy amid other scenes, strugx gling with far other thoughts. Another army rose before bins—a host of sins, in ghastly array, in whose dread aspect no relenting could be seen. And, worse than all, the oracles of God wore dumb; to his earnest questioning no response had been given; the [Trim and Thunnuim ceased to be irradicated at his call, and silence and !darkness rested on the ark of God. And now, as ho thought of his crimes, and the silence of God, and of the battle on the morrow,• " Cowing events cast their shadows before thew," and ho saw his army routed and slain, and himself and his throne trampled under foot. No wonder the waving banners below him brought nu glow to his wan and wasted femurs,. • 11 , , °0 M,..,/r-.) As the light of day disappeared, and the fires began to be kindled' in the broad en campment, lie entered his tent; snd, putting on a disguise, stole forth, and, as a last resort, turned his steps towards the house of a sorceress, and asked that Samuel might be raised from the dad; l'lii: iNTERVIEW Scarcely had his request been made, when a stately form arose before him, clad in a dark mantle, his long gray lucks and heard falling upon his breast and ghoul= dors. It was Samuel—the same Samuel who had anointed him king over Israel, and for so long a time had been the pillar of his throne; the dread and fearless prophet. who so often had withstood him to his lave, and hurled the malediction of Heaven up on him; whose last curse, backed with the startling declaration, "The strength of Is rael will not lie nor repent," still rang in his ears. The frightened monarch stood dumb and powerless before the dread spir it lie had evoked from the land of shadows,. when the deep sepulchral tones of the pro phet broke the silence, "Why hest thou disquieted me, to bring me up?" "I am I l sore distressed," murmured the king' "for the Philistines make war upon me, and God is departed from use, and answered' me no snore, neither by prophets nor . dreams; therefore I have called thee, that thou mayest tell me what I shall do."- 7 "Wherefore," answered the spirit, "dust thou ask me' seeing the Lord has departed• from thee and is become chino enemy?"— Ho would only repeat over again the curse lof former days; and his words fell like a funeral knell on the ears of the monarch, "The Lord bath rent the kingdom out of thy hand, and given it to thy neighbor David. Not only has the throne gone, but the dynasty cloies with thee, and thy fami ly is disinherited for ever for thy sins.— Nor is this all: the battle to-morrow shall go against thee, for "the Lord will deliver Israel with thee into the hands of the Phil istines; and"—the prophet's voice here made the heart of the listener Stand still in his bosom—" and to-morrow shalt thou and thy sons be with me." The thunder bolt had fallen, and the utter silence that followed was broken only by the shock of the king's body as he fell lifeless and head long upon the earth. No shriek, no groan, told when and how deep the blow struck; that heavy fall was utOko' startling than lawman. 'llse fearfulapparition sunk away, and Saul was left alone with the night: The nest morning found the king in his tent, nerved for the worst, and to those who saw him, as his servants buckled otr' his armour, he appeared the same as ever; save that a deeper pallor was on his cheek than thought can ever give—the pallor of despair. Nevertheless the trumpets were ordered to sound, and soon the plain slat* with the preparation of arms. Chieftains, each with Lis retainers behind him, march ed forth, prancing steeds and chariots of war followed, banners and lances and hel mets fluttered and flashed in. the morning sunlight, and all was hope and confidence inr thO army. As the troops defiled be fore the royal tent, shouts of "long live the king," rented the air, Alt, with what a sudden death chill those shouts fell upon his heart; that host was going forth to be slaughtered, and that bright sun in its course was to witness the loss of his army, his throne, his sons and his life. Perhaps he cheered his desponding spirit with the vain hope that God might'yet be appeased, or that Samuel had spoken falsely; at all events, he was determined to battle nobly for his crown. As his guard closed stern ly around him, the determination written on his brow betokened a bloody dayiand fierce struggle, even with fateitself. The hostile armies met, and, rank after rank, troop after troop, rushed to the on set. The Hebrew sword drank blood; and the shout of Israel went up as thrilling and strong as ever it rose from Mount Zi on itself. Arid never before did their mon- , arch lead them so steadily and fiercely on —or give his royal person so freely to . the foe. But courage, and heroism, and desperate daring were alike unavailing; the sentence was writ on high, and Israel• was scattered before her foes. Vainly did their leaders rally thou' again and again to the charge. V aiuly did the three princes, the sons of Saul, call on their followers to emulate their example, as they throw themselves on the foe.— Vainly did the king himself lead on his troops, while the blood from his wounded side trickled over hbm armour. God was against them all, and discomforted and scattered they fled on every side. The three sons of the king fell one after an other, bravely battling for their father's throne and Israel's honor, till at last Jou athan, the noblest and bravest of them all, fell lifeless ou the hill side. The wounded monarch, hard hit by the arch ors, at last turned and fled for his life; but ? ! finding no way to escape, he stopped and commanded his armor-bearer to stab him to the heart, "Lest," said the dying man, ~ these uncircumcised comae and thrust me through, and abusu Lun." llis armour-bear NUMBER 8. er refm-ing to commit the horrid deed, he placed the tilt. et his own sword tiPtin the ground and fell upon it.. Ills faithful sr mor-bearet followed his exaMple, and ho' and the king and his three sons lay corpseS together on the mountain of Gilboa. flip prophecy was fulfilled—the curer.' had leorOing once more broke on the land of Israel. OLD AD. THEISAY Who has not heard of the world-renoWn cd Mr. They;Say? Ili's faille' 1 fainiiihk! with all men, everywhere. The high and low, rich and poor, bond and free, honor ed and despised, civilized and barbarian, Catholic and Protestant, Musselmen did and Christian; all nations, kindieds ' tribes and tongues, have heard of Mr. Thoysay. His name is almost a house-hold worc).---- But who has ever giveit•the world a histo ry of this emit - lent personage? Nita - tem& as hing.'aphies are, - no one has ever yet written and published the life of Mr. They say. Pardon RIC if I undertake the task of writing a brief history of him. Ifis Parenlage.—His father's name i 3 Slander', his mother's, Tattle; of his gen ealogy, nothing more is k» Own. lie was bo s n in the town of Evil Report, in. the Kingdom of Sin. is not known in what pre cise age of the Avdrld. Mr`. Theysay maw • born. It is ruy (pinion that ho was born soon after Main arid Ave . wore ex pelled from the garden of Eden. If lam correct in this Opinion, lict:inust by this time be very far advanced in lin, and we should naturally expect to witness in him all the evidences of feeble fild age—gray hairs, sunken eyes and palslbd limbs. But, he is. really as strong and actii•e, al - fresh and fdir, ag hale - and hearty, as he ever was. Remarkable old creature! His Education.—Mr. Theysays's' dat cation is very limited. What linottl'ldgc ho has obtained, is principally from hear• say; hence he does not have drisr, &area ktiowledg of an'ything.• Ills dtEeibnt ed ucation has ever been a-serieus - einbarraS went to hitu,:fdr ho never dares to make n positive assertion, but guesses its so, and so on. His• Personal .gppearance.—l have spoken of hiin as ),,inrrnas strong, five, etc.; WI . he ever was. Itut' Who has ever seen Mr:'Theysay? ITave you? Has any onel If any . one Ithe, know' tiof thOnan.- hi my opinion he is an intan gible as Prof. Bush's resurrection body, which we can neither see, handle, analyze, nor 'describe. 'But we knew he exists, because everybody is talking about him.' And I. have come to the paradoxical end-- elusion, that, he exists, and die not exist. is eNerywhere and new here; is responsi ble ,sort O f. 'will .o' the wisp, jack «ith th 6 lantern' . lcind,4 being, whose personal appewranceean nei er be described. His Cloracter.-110 ie diStitiguisho for wickedness. 1. He is a slanderer 2. A deceiver. 3. A liar, • 4. At peace-bredker:. 5.: Itlverything that is bad, without pos sessin!, one reneemitig quality. Reader, is Mr. 'l'heysay in your family Drive him thence. Harbor him not for eminent. Listen not to his vile slanders. Ile will involve you in trouble, while he will escape. Christian brother, has he visited your little religious community? Beware of him. He will cause .fliVisions to spring up among you' Let him influence you,- and your once prosperous society will be' destroyed. A PAss WORD.-Mr. Lover tells a good anecdote of an Irishman gibing the pass-word at the battle of Fontenay, at thd time the great Saxe was marshal. "The pass-word is Saxe; now don't for get it Pat," said the ColoneL. . . "Backe! Faith and F will not,!-- - Walin't my father a miller?" . . "Who goes there?" cried Oa sentinel,. after he' arrived at the post. Pat looked as confidently as possible, and in a sort of a whispered howl,•replied: Bogg yet• honor." rr To undertake to reason a girl out of love; is as'absurd as would be the at- tempt to extinguish Vesuvius with a two ounce syringe. The only thing that will break a love fit, is hard work and "biled• pork"—Good advice and indolence only makes things “wuss." , IX? An affecting calamity occurred, re leently, at a large fire at Buffalo: A man :was sitting up to' watch the' corpse of his child,• anti in the course' of . flie'rtikht, fell asleep in his- °hail.- The 60' troie out, and the smoke, apt supposed, suffocated hitn-before ho was aware of his danger.— Both the father and the uhild were Gomm med.