r 01 - 1( • 0 sb, 0, 2 IAI4II / 1 g /b on • 16 , 40, c, • VOLUME XVII. Enterod awarding to Act of Cour MOP, in the yea 1814, by J. B. lIODOHTON, N. D., in the clerk'. Office of thn District Court IN. the Eastern District of Pennsylvania. Another Scientific Wonder! OREAT CURE FOR DYSPEPSIA! DR. J. S. HOUGHTON'S : • P „.,. 'I" 'I 'I IcUI: DIGESTIVE FLUID , OR, GASTRIC JUICE. ' Prepared from Rennet, or the fourth stomach of the ox, after directions of Baron Liehig, the great Physiological Chemist, by J. S. Houghton, M. D. Philadelphia, Pa. phis is a truly wonderfill remedy for Indigestion, Dyspepsia, Jaundice, Liver Complaint, Consti pation, and Debility, Curing after Nature's own method, by Nature's own Agent, the Gastric Juice. _ . ar Half a teaspoonful of PErstx, infused in wa ter, will digest or dissolve, Five Pounds of Roast Beef in about too hours, out of the stomach. PEPSIN. is the chief element, or Great Digest ing Principle of the Gastric Juice—the Solvent o the Food, the Purifying, Preserving, and Stimulal tiny Agent of the Stomach anti Intestines. It is extracted from the Digestive Stomach of the Ox, thus forming an Artificial Digestive Fluid, precisely like the natural Gastric Juice in its Chemical powers, and furnishing a Complete and Perfect Substitute tor it. By the aid of this preparation, the pains and evils of Indigestion and Dyspepsia arc removed, just as they would he by a healthy Stomach. It is doing wonders for Dys peptics, curing cases of Debility, Emaciation, Ner vous Decline, and Dyspeptic Consumption, sup posed to be on the verge of thegrave. The Scientific Evidence upon which it is based, is in the highest degree Curious end Remarkable. SCIENTFIC EVIDENCE BARON LF7IBIG in his celebrated work on Animal Chemistry, says: "An Artificial Diges tive Fluid, analogous to the Gastric Juice, may be readily prepared from the meat and eggs, will be softened, changed, and digested, just in the same manner as they would be in the human stomach." Dr. COMBE, in his valuable writings on the "'Physiology of Digestion," observes that " a dimit.ution of the doe quantity of the Gastric Juice is a prominent and all-prevailing came of Dyspepsia ~" and he states that " a ditinguished professer of medicine in London, who was severe ly afilided with this complaint, finding everything else to fish!, had recourse to the Gastric Juice, ob tained from the stomachs of living animals, which proved completly successful." Dr. GRAHAM, author of the famous works on "Vegetable Diet„" says t "It is a remarkable fact in physiology, that the rtomachs of animals, macerated in water, impart to the thtid the prop erty of dissolving various articles of food, and of effecting a kind of artificial digestion of them in no wise different from the natural digestive pro cess." sW" Call on the Agent, and get a Descriptive Circular, gratis, giving a large amount of Scien tific Evidence, similar to the above, together with Reports of Remarkable Cures, from all parts of the United States. AS A DYSPEPSIA CURER, Rr. HOLGIITON'S PEPSIN has produced the most marvelous effects, in curing cases of DeMil ty, Emaciation, Nervous Decline, and Dyspeptic Consumption.• It is impossible to give the details of cases in the limits adds advertisement; but authenticated certificates have been given of inure than Two Hundred Remarkable Cures, in Phila delphia, New York and Boston alone. These were nearly all desperate eases, and the cures were nut only rapid and wonderful, but perma nent. It is a great Nervous Antidote, and particularly useful tim tendency to lisitous disorder, Liver Complaint, Fever and Ague, or badly treated Fe ver and the evil effects of Quinine, Mercury, and other drugs upon the Digestive Organs, after a long sickness. Also, for excess in eating, and the too free use of ardent spirits. It almost recon ciles Health with intemperance. OLD STOMACH COMPLAINTS, There is no font of Old Stomach Complaints which it does not seem to reach and remove at once. No matter how bad they may be, it Gives Instant Relief I A single dose removes all the un pleasant symptoms; nod it only needs to he repeat ed fur a short time to make these good effects per manent. Purity of Blood and Vigor of Boly fol low st once. It is particularly excellent in-canes of Nausea, Vomiting, Cramps, Soreness of the Stomach, distress after eating, low, cold state of 'the Blood, Heaviness, Lowness of Spirts, Despon-1 dency to Insanity, Suicide, &c. Dr. Houghton's Pepsin, is sold by nearly all the dealers in tine drugs and Popular Medicines, hroughout tile United States. It is prepared in Powder and in Flohl ferns—und hi Prescription vials for tho use of Physicians. Private Circulars for the use of Physicians, may be obtained of Dr. Houghton or his Agents, de scribing the whole process of preparation, and giving the authorities upon which the claims of this now remedy are based. As it is not a Secret Remedy, no objections can ho raised against its use by Physicians in respectable stamling and regular practice. Price, ONE DOLLAR per bottle. a' OBSERVE THlS!—Every bottle of the genuine Pepsin hears the written signature of J. S. Boughton, M. D., Philadelphia, Pa. Copy right and Trade Mark secured. Sold by all Druggists and Dealers in Medicines. Also, for sale by Thomas Reed & Son, Hunt ingdon, Pa. ; John Lets, Shirloysburg, Pa. ; Thomas E. Orbison, Orliisonia. Pa. ; J. & J. Kelly Burnt Cabins, Pa [Nov. 13, 1851.-Iy. GOLD PENS-8 or 10 different kinds, from 82} eta. to 10 dollars, at Scott's Cheap Jewelry Store. ABasingld lot of the latest style of Bonnets, large and small Also, children's Flats for sale by J. 4. W. Saxton. May 29, '9l. CUFF PINS.—The ladies can nee a splendid variety at Ed. Snare's. decle-el J. D. WILLIAMS. JOHN HAFT, JR. 3. D. WILLIAMS de. Co., Wholesale Grocers and Commission Merchants an Dealers in Produce and Pittsburg Mantilactures, No. 116, Wood Street, Pittsburg. HAVE NOW IN STORE, and to arrive this week, the following goods, of the most re cent importations, which are offered on the most reasonable terms: 115 catty boxes prime Green Tea. 45 half chests do do 46 " Oolong and Chelan. 100 bags Rio Coffee. 15 " Lnguyra and Java. 60 boxes B's, s's, and Ilb lump tobacco. 35 bbls. Nos. 1 and 3 Mackerel. 20 and #do No. 1 do 2 .d 4 , do Salmon. 50 boxes sealed Herring. 1300 lbs extra Madder. 3 bales Cassia, 1 bale Cloves, 6 bags:Pepper & Alspieept 1 bbl Nutmegs, 2 bbls Ground Ginger, 1 bbl ground pepper, 1 bbl Ground Pimento, 10 kegs ground Mustard 10 kegs grossed Cassia, 10 do do Cloves, 2 bbls Garret's Snail; 45 hxs Stearin Candles, 20 bxs Star Candles, 10 do Sperm do 100 doe Mashes Black'g 100 lbs sup. Rice Flour, 100 lbs S. F. Indigo, 20 doz Ink, 150 doz Corn Brooms, .125 doe Patent Zinc 50 bxs extra pure Starch, Wash Boards, 25 do &dermas, , 75 bhls N. O. Molasses, 15 bbls S. 11. Molasses, 10 do GoldenoSyrup, 25 do Lout; ensiled, 55011,4 seedless Raisins, & Powdered Sugar, 50 drums Smyrna Figs, 20jars Bordeaux Prunes,.so lbs Sicily Prunes, S boxes Rock Candy, 2 boxes Genoa Citrons, 10 do Cocoa & Chocolate, 5 do Castile & Almond 12 doe Military Soap, Soap, 1 bbl sup. Cilds. Soda, I bbl Cream Tartar, 1 case Pearl Sago 2 cases Isinglass, 2 cases Sicily & Refined 1 case Arrow Root, Liquorice, 130 Balls Brick, I bbl Flour Sulphur, 100 gross Matches, 100 doe Extract of Lem. 5 doe. Lemon Sugar, on, Rose & Venilla ' 1 cask Sal Soda, Glass, Nails, White Lend, Lard oil, &c. • Refer to Merchants Thomas Read & Son, " Fisher & M'Murtrie, •, Charles Miller, " Honorable John Ker, Huntingdon, May 15, 1851.—1 y r[lllE best assortment of Hardware in town, for sale by J. 4' W. Burton. May 29,'51. nNE first rate 4 octave, burp stand MELO. DEAN tar sale as Sept 11,1851. ED. SNARE'S. Auditor's Notice. The undersigned appointed by the Court of Common Pleas of Huntingdon County, to dis tribute the proceeds of the Sheriff's sale Of the real estate of Edwin F. Shoenberger, to wit, "the Juniata Forgo property and lauds thereto attach ml," amongst those entitled to rdeive the same, hereby gives notice that he will attend for the purpose aforesaid, on Saturday the 3d day of Jan nary next at 10 o'clock A. M., at his office in the borough of Huntingdon, when and where all persons interested may attend if they think proper. JOHN REED Auditor. Dec. 11, 1851 Auditor's Notice. The undersigned Auditor, appointed by the Orphan's •Court of the county of Huntingdon, to dsitribute the balance in the hands of John Sha ver, administrator of Alen 0. Brown, late of the Borough of Shirleyshurg, dec'd. hereby gives no tice, to all persons interested, that he will attend for the perpoße aforesaid, on Thursday the Bth day of January next, at 10 o'clock A. M., at his oilier in the borough of Huntingdon, when and where all persons interested may attend if they think proper. . DAVID BLAIR Auditor. Dec. 11, 1851 NOTICE. To the heirs and legal representatives of James Ross late of Brady township dec'd. A Rule was granted by the Orphan's court of Huntingdon county at November Term last on the heirs of the said James Ross dec'd. to appear in said court on the second Monday Of January next to accept or refuse the real estate of said deceased at the valuation or show cause why the same should not bo sold. WM. R. ZEIGLER, Sheriff: Huntingdon Dec. 11, Is3l. BRANT'S INDIAN PILIONIRY EALSAM, The Great COUGH REMEDY. Many years of expert., and more than a Hundred ' Thourand Curets of Contiumptlal. Complaints, have . Twenty years ago the figure of the nation- Clri d ,=":4 l . d 4tt i cl d wVll":; , :ki=7;'," , l! , :t h ir al debt stood alone in its glory, as the on tirvi:Yoricritor4 bgive - 14tz:Znia rt ly work of man that approached to the Lunge, than .y other Remedy to the womb %Ve know, however, that It no said by inane that Cmisitinpti'm eon not infinite, and was really stupendous. We be elated. Be that the Opiniole of the many ur the few, we shall , not attempt to argue with such, but this we ail/ my, ' and do Insert as a fact, which can be proved in essesssas are now so familiar with great figures, that of cases that this medicine her eared Couyhe and dis own wh ich, Wore the cures were effected, were called real the national debt is descending, by com- , Cent...motion, and which were attended with eta... ' diatresendned,and were ig,tall respects Wm the symptoms orison, to the level of our ordinary con of the.. who die, and when d ead are said to have died with diet ass di..... cosseteetiee. rids Banamilas cured eeptions. But, among all those vast fig thousande of pear.s who were said to bo hopelesely Olin. t ed- a velto had hard, dry, rucking (1 ought—Paine in the ' urea that aro becoming domesticated and Breast, Side, and Ihtele—DlMoulty of Blret.blillf— 1 Purulent - grneetoration —Hectic Few— aihrht-Stoeata—and wasting away of the Flesh and Blood. Persons vulgar, there is like so important, though having such complaints have been cared after it was said a. they could not live a week longer. Tlbs Medicine has so ianuliar as tholtures of the emigration ttTt w r: * : d T be ;iV" 7 4 l rNluogt=7,eysc:lv,l l .l which is actually draining these isles.— good health. Tido Balsam la PordV, a f.P , Mbr. ... , ..^ 4 ,Y ~I. We have repeated almost ad nauseam, pleasant to take,. never ace. is Ory in any sauxey, at. :r e 8.. under .. "'"" n.t ?"' ".""'"' i w(urr i t that tke people are leaving us at the rate d almost narncul GUS Cures by 1n nal, nu,. treny ivatem—b Kl..i& frittg;,,r, l 2ll,7,lfrall o n,i7.,'VhLith, act ",,,,_ th . of near a thousand a day. "Very well; anniting Cough—soothin g the Parver—and aidiny awl fxrili.that Expectoration. It Cures the following dia. what of that ? They are only Irishmen, ......, v.:— Consumption, blr Nervotiangsa, Night mat.. Palpitagion f'ain~ in the a/ tar Brue t fide, t, and ala FEMALF. 1 , 4 liteiSES mid Unaplainta arising therefrom, Cholera. longest' to, lee. Clir For Proof end pariiculare of Cures, see our Pamphlets and Handbflia--all our Agent. have Won ts give away. For sale by T. K SIMONTON, Huntingdon; J. N. Swoops, Alexandria; J. Lutz, Slilrleysburg; J. J. Kelly Burnt Cabin; James Kelly, Santa Fe; and by Merchants and Druggists generally. All orders must be addressed to Wallace & Co., 304 Broadway, New York Jan. 30, '5l HUNTINGDON, PA., THURSDAY, JANUARY 8, 1852. THE MODERN BELLE. Extract from Mr. Sark's Poem, read at the late Manchester, N. H., Fain The daughter sits in the parlor And rocks in her easy chair, She'a clad in her silks awl satins, And jewels are in her hair— She winks and giggles and simpers, And simpers and giggles and winks, And though she talks but little, 'Tis vastly more than she thinks. Her father goes clad in russett, And rugged and seedy at that— His coats are all out at the elbow, He wears a most shocking bud hat, He's hoarding cud saving his shillings, So carefully day by day, While she, on her beaux and poodles, Is throwing them all away. She lies n-bed in the morning, Till nearly the hour of noon ; Then comes down snapping and snarling, Because she was called so soon, Her hair is still in the papers, Her cheeks still dabbled with paint, Remains of her last night's blushes, Before she intended to %int. She doats upon men unshaven, And men with " the flowing hair," She's eloquent over moustaches, They give such a foreign air. She talks of Italian music, And Sins in love with the moon, And tho' hut a mouse should meet her, She sinks away iu a swoon. Her feet are so very little, Her hands are so very white, Her jewels are so very heavy, And her head so very light ; Her color is made of cosmetics, Though this she never will own, Her body's made !costly of cotton, Her heart is made wholly of stone. She falls in love with a fellow, Who swells with a foreign air; He marries her for her money, She marries him for his hair; One of the very best matches— Both aro well mated in life, She's gut a fuel for her husband, He's got a fool for his wife. Probable Depopulation of Ireland . From the London Times. THERE is a branch of statistics which has been lately forced into notice by actu al events of a new and extraordinary char acter. The "statist" no longer confines himself to populations, that is, to the num ber of persons dwelling quietly in certain countries and cities and such sober facts, for society itself is undergoing a change, and is no longer content to dwell quiety. Strange to say, our railways, our steamers. and our mastery of the ocean have brought us back, in some respects. to the habits of the Nomads and MassagetEe, or the crusa ders and pilgrims of a later age. Within half a year six million visits have been paid to the gredt shrine of art by persons who have travelled scores, and hundreds, and thousands of miles for the purpose. Ex cursion trains bring up four or five thous and a day by one line of railway. Eighty five thousand children sang "God save the Queen, at Manchester, on Friday, and fifty thousand adults repeated the hymn the next day in Hyde Hark. We forget how • many millions are returned as having trav elled by railway last year. The visits to the British Museum and the Thames Tun , nel aro now of the millionaire class.— with a sprinkling of the ever-wandering Scotch, and some of the less fortunate or respectable of our own countrymen." Be they what they may, the fact remains that we are witnessing a phenomenon of the same class with the migrations .of the Gauls, the Goths, the Huns, the Turks, the Magyars, and other tribes, that, be fore the settlement of Europe, roamed about looking for a home. "Familiarity," it is said, "breeds contempt," and certain it is that no sooner is a great fact familiar than men treat it with indifference, and do not even seem to apprehend it correctly, much less to follow it up to its consequen- In Ireland the fact is brought home to the understanding in so forcible a manner by the actual sight of emigrant-trains emi grant-ships, depopulated districts, ruined habitations, and labour beginning to rise in the market, that it cannot be disposed of so easily as in this country. Tho jour nals there have styled the movement the "Celtic exodus;" and, considering the actual difference between the condition of an average Irish peasant at home, And that which lie easily attains to in the United States, we shall not quarrel with the reflec tion which the name seems to cast on the rulers left behind. The writers who treat of this exodus tell us that it will go on till the whole race is departed and their place left untenated. Having once begun, the migration will go on; and the strong social instincts that have hitherto bound the , Irishman to the soil of his birth will now opperate in drawing him to the great west ward stream. In England it has been an ticipated by some writers, that when the Irish population should be reduced to a certain low level, the inducements to re main would rise so high that the migration would stop ; and the remnant left behind would be contentedly and permanently at tached to the soil. The Irish authorities, as we are disposed to think, very correct ly, do not expect the migration to stop as soon as the population has assumed its proportion to the work to be done. The people who have been in the habit of pay ing thirty shillings an acre, would not now remain on the land if it were reduced twenty shillings or ton shillings—they will have it at no price. Their minds are completely made up to go after their friends—to go home; that home not being "Ould Ireland„' but the "Far West!"— The stream once set that way, it will not stop till Ireland is absolutely depopulated, and the only question is, when will that be? Twenty years at the present rate would take away the whole of the indus trious classes, leaving only the proprietors and their families, members of the learned professions, and those whose age or infir mities keep them at home. Twenty years are but a short limo in treating great so cial or political questions. It is more than twenty years since the passage of the Reform Bill. What if it should really come to pass that before another twenty years the whole Celtic race shall have dis appeared from these isles, and the problem of seven centuries received its solution?— We dwell in wonderful times in an age of great diooverics, splendid improvements, and grand Consummations. Art has al ways been found the handmaid of human developements. The discovery of gunpow der put an end to the little wars and little states of the middle ages, and introduced larger political manipulations. The dis covery of printing prepared for the revival of learning and arts, and paved the way to the Reformation. The discovery of the mariner's compass showed our navigators a path to the East Indies and the New World. It may be the first mission of railways to sot all the populations of the Old World on the move, and send them in quest of independent and comfortable . homes. And when will this moveruept stop Incuriousness and prejudice are ready with the reply, that it will stop, at all events, when the Celtic race is exhausted. The Englishman, wo aro assured, is too attach ed to his country, and too comfortable at home, to cross the Atlantic. But surely it is very premature to name any such pe riod for this movement, or to say before hand what English laborers will do, when seven or eight millions of Irish have led the way to comfort and independence.— The Englishman is now attached to his own home, because he knows of no other. His ideas of other regions are dark and dismal. He trembles at the thought of having 'to grope his way through the Cimmerian ob scurity of another hemisphere. The sin gle fact that he will have no g. parish" in America is, in his mind, a fatal bar to lo- 4'4rittl' * comotion. But all this is quick passing away. Geography, union work-houses, ocean mails, and the daily sight of letters arriving in ten days from prosperous emi grants, are fast uprooting the British rus tic from the soil, and giving him cosmop olitan ideas. In a very few years the ques tion uppermost in his mind will be whether he will be better off here or there?— Whether he should go with the young and enterprising, or stay at home with the old and stupid ? If a quarter of a million British subjects have left this country for the Australian colonies in the present gen eration, there may easily be a much larger movement to a nearer and more wealthy region. It has been imagined, indeed, that I suck migration will have a natural tenden cy to stop itself at a certain stage. We are told that the English labourer will find a new field in Ireland, deserted by the Celt. It will, however, cost no more ef fort of mind to cross the ocean at once than to cross the Irish channel for a land which, in the English mind, must ever be associ ated with violence and blood. High wa ges, again, we are told, the enjoyment of a liberal government, and an improved con dition, will bind the Englishman afresh to the soil of his ancestors. But when you make the English labourer richer, more in dependent, intelligent, and more of a citi zen, you have put him more in a condition and temper to seek his fortune wherever it may be found. The men who in the U. States leave their homes for the Far West are generally they who have prospered where they are, and who want the excite ment of another start in life. On the whole, we are disposed to think that the prospect is far too serious to be neglected, or treat ed as a merely speculative question The depopulation of these isles, supposing the Celtic exodus to follow, constitutes about as serious a political event as can be con ceived ; for a change of dynasty or any other political revolution is nothing com pared with a change in the people them selves. All the departments of industry, the army, the navy, the cultivation of the fields, the rent of landed property, the pro fit of trades, the payment of rates and taxes, depend on the people, and without the peo ple there must ensue a general collapse of all our institutions. We are, however, rather desirous to recommend the question to the consideration of others, and especi ally of our statesmen, than to answer our selves. New Purchase for Liberia. The New Jersey Colonization Society has recently made a new and valuable pur chase of land in Africa, for colonization purposes. It lies beyond the previous bounds of the colony, interior, in a north- 1 easterly direction from Cape Mesurado, be tween the St. John's and St Paul rivers, and contains about 250 square miles, or 160,000 acres. Its nearest point is abbot 20 miles from the coast. It is represent ed ns having a beautiful elevation, an abundance of sweet, cool water, in run ning brooks from the mountains, over white, pebbly bottoms, excellent timbered forests, plenty of brick clay, and what is more note-worthy, a good supply of gigan tic stone suitable for building purposes.— Some of the brooks have elevated banks, from five to sixty feet high, and offer ex cellent mill sites. The whole tract was purchased of the natives for the sum of $754, and what is specially gratifying, is, that a strong de sire was expressed by the native king and their people to have the colony established within their borders, that they might en joy the protection and advantages of itt-' struction which it would afford them. The site of a town had been selected and twen ty-five families of old settlers had volun teered to commence the settlement. 117" Let a woman be decked with all the embellishments of art and nature, yet, if boldness be read in her face, it blots out all the lines of beauty. G 7" A young gentleman the other day asked a young lady what she thought of the married state in general ? " Not know ing I can't tell," was the reply ; " but if you and I would put our heads together, I could soon give you a definite answer." NUMBER 1. Dreadful Affair near afiltimare. BALTISIORE, Dec. 18, P. M.—A dread.; ful affair took place on Wednesday night, in Baltimore county, eieht mice film the city. The 'house of Mr. eikes IN 28 brined, and his wife and daughter perished in the flames. From the particulars as they have reach ed us, Mr. Seikes left hone early on Wee nesday morning, to avoid semis yersors who were in pursuit of him. Lale in the evening, two strange-locking men were ob served in the vicinity of the house. Sonic of the neighbors saw the men hastily leave, a few minutes after the flames were discov covered. As soon as the flames was ex tinguished, the charred end mutilated re mains of Mrs. Seikes and her daughter were found. From the peculiar circum stances of the affair, there is every reason to believe that they were murdered in cold blood by these two men, nod the house af terwards fired, to conceal their fiendish act. What motive prompted them to it, no one can divine Great excitement pre vailsin the neighborhood. NZMEROrS CoxvEßsron FROM Ro- MANISM IN TRELAND.-At a meeting of the Irish Church Mission Society, the fol lowing facts were stated by one of the speakers. "In less than threeyears, 20,- 000 to 30,000 converts bad been made through the operations of this society. In the west of Galway, in Connemara, there there were but 500 Protestants when they began; now there were from 5,000 to 6,- 000. A tract of country, fifty miles in length and thirty in breath, in that dis trict, is now characteristically Protestant: before it was Romanist. ri he Bishop of Tuam has issued an appeal in order to build twelve new churches in Galway for the spiritual necessities of the converts.— At Sallerna, where one was to be built, the number of sittings stated by the mis sionary as requisite. was 900." Sending Letters by Telegraph. It is stated that 'a gentleman in New port (Ky.,) is perfecting an application of electricity for propelling a box containing letters over wires from place to place, on the telegraphic principles. The experi ment over wires of 600 yards in length, has, it is said, worked to a charm.--In no ticing this statement, the Boston Trans. cript says:— _ We learn that parties in this city have been for some time past experimenting for the same end with a prospect of success— and that the project has been thought plausible by some of the most practical men who have contributed liberally to wards its accomplishment. PARDON us' ANOTHER CUBAN EXPZ-- DivomeT.—James M. Wilson, one of the captured Cuban expeditionists, has been pardoned by the Queen of Spain, and Lis expenses paid back to New Orlea , .s or. of Her Majesty's private purse. The parc=vn was brought about by Mr. Webster, vhe transmitted to the Queen, through the Spanish Minister at Washington, an elo quent letter addressed by his mother to President Fillmore in his behalf. good wife," says a western edi tor, 'is one who puts her laubband at the side of the bed next to the wall and +maks him up to keep him warm in the winter, splits the wood, makes the fire in the morning, washes her husband's face, end draws on his boots for him, never scolds, 'never suffcts a rent to remain in her hus band's small clothes, keeps her shoes up at the heel, and her stockings darned, nor er wonders what her husband sees inter esting in the young - woman who lives across the way, never slams the door loud when her husband is speaking, and always re proves the children when they eat their [ father's supper. WILD PIGEONS.—The Clinton Flori dian says that the wild Tigeone have a roost in the pine woods twelve miles• east of Greensburg. Thousands are killed nightly by those living in the neighborhood. The numbers are so great that the largest limbs are torn off, and in wet weather even the tall pines are overturned. A young lady complaining of an affec tion of the heart, was told that she must husband her strength. She replied that a husband WAS the only thing that would re lieve her complaint. it Why did Adam bite the apple'!" said a schoolmaster to a country lad.— "Because be had no knife," said the lurohin. Q 7" This liiic makes the column