BY JAS. CLARK. A PRAtER FOR DEM PAPA. DY MRS. EMILY JUDSON. Tho following inexpressibly touching lines were written by this excellent lady, in April 1850, after the departure of Mr: Judson from Maulmain, on tho vogage from which ho never returned : Poor and needy little children, Saviour, God, we come to Thee, For our hearts arc full of sorrow, And no other hope have we. Out upon the restless ocean, • There is one we dearly love— Fold him in thine arms of pity, Spread Thy guardian wings above, When the winds aro howling round him, When the angry waves are high, When black, heavy, midnight shadows, On his trackless pathway lie, Guide and guard him, blessed Savior, Bid the hurrying tempest stay: Plant thy foot upon its waters, Send thy smile to light his way. When he lies all pale and suffering, Stretched upon his narrow bed, With nu loving face bent o'er him, No soft hand about his head ; Oh, let kind and pitying angels Their bright fortes around Idle bow; Let them kiss his heavy eyelids, Let then fan his fevered brow. Poor end needy little children, Still % , e raise our cry to Thee; We have nestled in his bosom, We have sported on his knee; Dearly, dearly do we love hint— We, who on his breast have lain; Pity now our desolation ! Bring him back to us again! If it please Thee, heavenly father, We would see him come once more, With his olden Rep of vigor, With the love lit smile he wore ; But if we must tread Life's valley, Orphaned, g,uideless, and alone, Let us lose not, 'mid the shadows, Ills dear foot prints to Thy Throne. From Arthur's Home Journal. THIN SHOES. It STORY FOR TUE SEISON. DY T. B. AIiTDDR. "Why Lizzy, dear," exclaimed Uncle Thomas to his pretty nice, Miss Walton, as she stepped upon the pavement from her mother's dwelling, one morning in mid-winter. "You're not going in this trim 1" " In what trim 7" said Lizzy, glancing first at her gloves, then upon her dress, and then placing her hand upon her neck and bosom to feel if all was right there. "Is anything wrong with my dress, Uncle 7" "Just look at your feet V' "At my feet:" And Lizzy's eyes fell to the ground. "I don't see anything the matter with them." " Why, child, you have nothing on your feet but paper-soled French lasting boots." They have thick soles, Uncle." Thick If you call them thick, you will have to find a new terns for thinness. Go right back and put on your leather boots." 'eacher boots !" Lizzy's voice and counten ance showed an undisguised amazement. "Yes, leather boots. You certainly wouldn't think of going out on a day like this without hav ing your feet well protected with loather boots." "Leather hoots! Why, Uncle Thomas!"— And the muOcal laugh of Miss Walton echoed on the air. "Who ever heard of such a thing?" Uncle Thomas glanced involuntarily down at his own thick, double soled, calfskin understand ings. "Boots like them:" exclaimed the merry girl laughing again. " But come along, my good Uncle," she added more seriously, drawing her arm w ithin his, and attempting to move away. "We'll have all the neighbors staring at us. You can't be in earnest, I'm sure, about my wearing clumsey leather boots. Nancy, the Irish cook has a pair—but I—" " And pray Lizzy," returned the old gentleman, as he yielded to the impulse given him by his niece and moved down the street beside her—‘`are you so much heartier than Nancy—so much stouter and stronger, that you can bear exposure to damp and even wet pavements in thin shoes, while she will not venture out unless with feet well protected by leather boots." "My shoes are not thin, Uncle," persisted Lizzy —"they have thick soles.; " Not thin ! Thick soles ! Look at mine !" _ . _ Lizzy laughed aloud as she glanced down at her Uncle's heavy hoots, at the thought of having her delicate feet encased in leather. " Look at mine !" repeated Uncle Thomas.— "And am I so much more delicate than you are'?" But Miss Walton replied to all this serious re monstrance of her Uncle, who was on a visit from a neighboring town, with laughing evasion. A week of very severe weather had filled the gutters and blockaded the crossings with ice. To this had succeeded rain, but not of long enough continuance to free the streets of their icy encum brance. A clear, warm day for the season follow ed—and it was on this day that Miss Walton and her Uncle went out for tho purpose of calling on a Mind or two, and then visiting the Art Union Gal- OXISIA • ;z .t 1( n'tf 11 1 btll4 Uncle Thomas Walton was the brother of Lizzy's father. The latter died some few years before, of pulmonary consumption. Lizzy, both in appearance and bodily constitution, resell/MA her father. She was now in her nineteenth your, with veins of young life, and spirits us buoyant as the opening spring. It was just four years since the last visit of Uncle Thomas to the city—four years since he looked upon the fair face of his beau tiful niece. Greatly had she changed in that time. When last he kissed her blushing cheek, she was a half grown school girl—now she burst upon him a lovely and accomplished young woman. But Uncle Thomas did not fail to observe in his niece certain signs that he understood too well as indications .of a frail and susceptible constitution. Two lovely sisters, who had grown up by his side, their charms expanding like Summer's sweet flow ers, had, all at once, drooped. faded, withered and died. Long years had they been at rest—but their memory was still green in his heart. When he looked upon the pure face of his niece, it seem ed to Uncle Thomas as if a long lost sister was re stored to him in the freshness and beauty of her young and happy life, ere the breath of the des troyer was upou her. No wonder that he felt con cert, when he thought of the past. No wonder that he made remonstrance against her exposure, in thin shoes, to cold and damp pavements. But Lizzy had no fear. She understood not how fatal a predisposition lurked in her bosom. The culls were made—the Art Union Gallery visited, and then Uncle Thomas and his niece re named home. But the enjoyment of the former had only been partial—for he could thing of little else, and see little else besides Lizzy's thin shoes and the damp pavements. The difficulty of crossing the streets, without stepping into water, was very great—and is spite of every precaution, Liny's feet dipped several times into the little pools of ice waiter that instantly penetrated the light materiale of which her shoes were made. In consequence, she had a slight hoarseness by the time she reached home, and Miele Thomas noticed that thd.tolor on her cheeks was very much lightened. Now go and change your shoes and stockings immediately," said ho, as soon as they entered the house. "Your feet must be thoroughly saturated." " U, no, indeed they aro not," replied Lizzy.— "At the most, they 'are only a little damp." "A little damp !" said the old gentleman seri ously. " The grass waves over many a fuir young girl, who, but for damp feet, would now be a source of joy toiler friends." "Why, Uncleillow strangely you talk !" ex claimed Lizzy, becoming a little serious in turu.— Just then Mrs. Walton came in. "Do, sister," said the old gentleman, "sec that this thoughtless girl of yours changes her wet stockings and shoes immediately. She smiles at my concern." " Why, Lissy, dear," interposed Mrs. Walton, "how can you be so imprudent? Go and put on dry stockings ut once." Lizzy obeyed and as'ilie left the room, her Un• Me said— " How can you permit that girl to go upon the street, in mid-winter, with shoes ahnost as thin us Puller. " liar shoes have thick soles," replied Mrs. Walton. "You certainly don't think that I would let her wear thin shoes on a day like this." Uncle Thomas was confounded. Thick shoes ! French lusting, and soles of the thickness of u half dollar ! " She ought to hare lentber boots, sister," said the old gentleman, earnestly. "Stout leather boots. Nothing less can be called a protection for the feet in damp, wintry weather." " Leather boots !" Mrs. Walton seemed little less surprised than her daughter had been at the same suggestion. " It is a damp, cold, day," said Uncle Thomas. " True, but Lizzy was warmly clad. lam very particular on• this point, knowing the delicacy of her constitution. She never goes out in winter time without her furs. " Furs for the neck and hands, and lasting shoes and cotton stookings fur the feet !" " Thick soled boots," said Mrs. WaV quick ly. " They are thick-soled boots." . And the old gentleman thrust out both of his feet, well clad in heavy calf-skin. Mrs. Walton could not keep from laughing, as the image of her daughter's feet, thus encased, presented itself to her mind. "Perhaps," said Uncle Thomas, just a little captiously—" Lissy has a stronger constitution than I hare, and can bear a great deal more. For my part, I would almost as Here take a small dose of poison as go out on a day like this, with nothing on my lout but thin cotton stockings and lasting shoes. "Boots," interposed Mrs. Walton. I call them boots," said the old gentleman, glancing dowu again at his stout, double-soled calf skins. But, it was of no avail that Uncle Thomas en tered his protest against thin shoes, when, in the estimation of city ladies, they were "thick." And so, in due time, he saw his error and gave up the argument. When Lizzy came down from her room, her color WAS still high—much higher than usual, and her voice, as she spoke, was a very little veiled.— But she was in tine spirits, and talked away mer rily. Uncle Thomas did not, however, fail to ob servo, that every little while she cleared her throat with a low h-h-pent; and be know that this was occasioned by en increased secretion of mucous by the lining membrane of the throat, el:imminent upon slight influrninetipt. . T,be NM he attribn, ti• 4 't i o thin fth ,,,, sad wet fuer; and he tymr. nc.t for HUNTINGDON, PA., THURSDAY, MARCH 13, 1851. wrong. The warm boa and muff were not suffi cient safeguards for the throat, when the feet were exposed to cold and wet. That evening, at ten time, Mr. Walton discov ered that I.izzy ate scarcely anything, and that her face was a little pale. He also noted an ex pression that indicated either mental or bodily suffering—not severe, but enough to make itself visible. "Are you not well !" lie asked. "0 yes, quite well," was the quick reply. "You are fatigued, then!" "A little." "Go early to bed. A night's rest will restore all." Mr. Walton said this, rather because ho hoped that) believed it would be so. . 0 yes. A night's rest is ell I want, replied Lizzy." But she erred in tide, "Where is Lizzy t" asked Mr. Walton, on meeting his sister-in-law at the breakfast table on the next morning. The face of the latter wore a sober expression. "Not very well, I am sorry to say," was the an• "What ails her 7" "She has taken a bad cold ; I hardly know how, perhaps from getting her feet wet yesterday; and is so hoarse this morning that she can scarcely speak above a whisper. " I feared as much," was the old man's reply. "Have you sent for your doctor 7" "Not yet." ,o "Then do so immediately. A constitution like hers will not bear the shock of a bad cold, unless it is met instantly by appropriate remedies." Its due time the family physician came. lle looked serious when he saw the condition of his patient. " To what are you indebted for this I"he risked. " To thin shoes," was the prompt reply of the Uncle, who was present. ",`I have warned you against this more. than once," said the doctor, in a tone of gentle re proof. "Oh no; brother is mistaken," spoke up Mrs. Walton. "She wore thick soled shoes. But the streets, as you know, were very wet yesterday, and it was impossible to keep the feet dry." "If she had worn good, stout, sensible leather boots, as she ought to lave done, the water would never have touched her feet," said Mr. Walton. "You had on your gums: " remarked the phy sician., turning to Lizzy. " They are so clumsy and unsightly—l never like to wear them," answered the patient, in a husky whisper, and then she coughed hoarsely. The doctor made no reply to this, but looked more serious. Medicine was prescribed and taken ; and, for two weeks thi3 , pliyiiiidan'was' hi daily Abend:lnce. The inflammation first attacked Lines throat— deconded and lingered along the bronchial tubes, and finally fixed itself upon the lungs. From this dangerous place it was not dislodged, as an acute disease, until certain constitutional predis positions hail been aroused into activity. In fact, the latent seeds of that fatal disease, known as tu bercular consumption, were, at this time, vivified. Dormant they might have lain for years—per haps through life, if all exciting causes had been shunned. 41a5,l the principle of vitality was now awakened. Slowly, very slowly did strength return to the body of Miss Walton. Not until the Spring open ed, was she permittad to go forth into the open air. Then her pale cheek, and slow, feeble steps, showed too plainly the fearful shock her system had received. A week or two after his romonstrance with his neice about her thin shoes, Mr. Walton returned home. Several letters received by him during the winter, advised him of the state of Lizzy's health. In the Spring her mother wrote to him. "Lizzy is much better. The warns weather, I trust, will completely restore her." But the old gentleman knew better. He had been a deeply interested party in a case like her's before. He know that Summer, with its warm and fragrant airs, would not bring hack the bloom to her cheeks. In July came another epistle. " The hot weather is so debilitating for Limy, that I am about taking her to the sea-shore. Uncle Thomas sighed as he read this, permit ted the letter to drop from before his eyes, and sat for some time gazing on vacancy. Far back his thoughts had wandered, and, before the eyes of his mind was the frail, fadind form of a sister, who had, years before left her place and her mis sion upon the earth, and passed up higher. "The doctor says that I must go South with Lizzy," wrote Mrs. Walton, early in December, "and spend the winter. • We leave for Charleston next Tuesday and may puss over to Havana." Uncle Thomas sighed as before, and then be came lost in a sad reverie. He had been to Ha vana with both of his sisters. The warns South had been of use to them. It prolonged but did not save their lives. And so the months passed on—the seasons came and went—hut health, alas l returned not to the veins of the lovely girl. It was an Autumn day, nearly two years after that fatal cold, taken in consequence of wearing thin shoes, that Mr. Walton received a letter seal ed with a black seal. "As I feared," he nuirmered, in a low, sad voice, gazing half abstractedly on the missive. Ito knew too well its contents. "Dear child! I saw this from the beginning." And the old man's eyes became dim with mois ture.. He had not erred in hit conjectpre ; Lizzy was dead! FIDGETY PEOPLE. There are people whom one occasionally meets with in the world, who are in a state of perpetual fidget and pucker. Everything goes wrong with them. They aro always in trouble. Now, it is the weather, which is too hot; or at another time, too cold. The dust blows into their eyes, or there is " that horrid rain," or " that broiling sun," or " that scotch mist." They are as ill to please about he weather as a farmer; it is never to their liking, and never will be. They " never saw such a summt...." " not a day's fine weather," and they go back to antiquity for comfort,—" it was not so in our younger days." Fidgety people are rarely well. They have generally "a headache," or "spasms," or they are " nervous," or something of that sort; they cannot be comfortable in their way, without troub le. Most of their friends are ill; this one has the gout "so bad," another has the "rheumat ics," a third is threatened with "consumption," and there is scarcely a family of their acquaint ance whose children have not got the measles, whooping-cough, scarlet-fever, or some other of the thousand ills which inthatile flesh is heir to. They are curiously solicitous about the health of everybody this one is exhorted not to " drink too much cold water," another not to " sit in the draught," a third is advised to "wear flannels," .d they have great doctors at their fingers' ends whom they can quote in their support. They have read Buchan and Culpepper, and fed their fidgets upon their descriptions of diseases of all sorts.— They offer to furnish receipes for pills, draughts, and liniments; and if you would believe them, your life depends on taking their advice gratis forthwith. To sit at meals with such people is enought to give one the dyspepsia. The chimney has been smoking, and the soot has got into the soup; the fish is over-dude, and the mutton is under-done; the potatoes have had the disease, the sauce is not of the right sort, the jelly is candied, the pastry is fusty, the grapes are sour. Everything is wrung. The cook must be disposed of; Betty stands talk ing too long at the back gate. The poultry wo man must be changed, and the potato man dis carded. There will be a clean sweep. But things are never otherwise. The fidgety person remains unchanged, and goes fidgeting along to the end of the chapter; changing servants, and spoiling them by unnecessary complainings and contradictions, until they becothe quite reckless of ever giving satistiiction. .._The fidgety person has been reading the news paper, and is in a ferment about " that murder !" Everybody is treated to its details. Or somebody's house has been broken into, and a constant fidget is kept up for a time about " thieves !" If a cat's whisper is heard in the night, " there is a thief in the house ;" if an umbrella is missing, "a thief has been in the lobby;" if a towel cannot be found, " a thief must have stolen it off the hedge." You are counselled to be careful of your pockets when you stir abroad. The outer deers are furn ished with latches, new bolts and bars are provid ed for out-houses, bells arc hung behind the shut ters, and all other posible expedients are devised to keep out the imaginary thief." "Oh ! there is a smell of fire !" Forthwith the house is traversed, down stairs and up stairs, and a voice at length comes from the kitchen—" It's only Bobby been burning a stick." You are told forthwith of a thousand accidents, deaths, and buntings, that have come front burning sticks ! Bobby is petrified and horror-stricken, and is haunted by the terror of conflagrations. If Bob by gets a penny from a visitor, he is counselled not to "buy gun-powder with it," though he has a secret longing for crackers. Maids are caution ed to " be careful about the clothes-horse," and their ears are often startled with a cry from above stairs of "Betty, there is surely something singe lug!" The fidgety person "cannot bear" the wind whistling through the key-hole, nor the smell of washing, nor the sweep's cry of " svec-cep, over ecp," nor the beating of carpets, nor thick ink, nor a mewing cat, nor new boots, nor a cold in the head, nor callers for rates and subscriptions. All these little things are magnified into miseries, and if you like to listen, you may sit for hours and hear the fidgety person wax eloquent about them, drawing a melancholy pleasure from the recital. The fidgety person sits upon thorns, and loves to perch his or her auditor on the same raw ma terial. Not only so, but you are dragged over thorns, until you feel thoroughly unskinued. Your cars are bored, and your teeth are set on edge.— Your head aches, and your withers are wrung.— You aro made to shake hands with misery, and almost long for some real sorrow as a relief. The fidgety person makes a point of getting out humour upon any occasion, whether about private or public atfitirs. If subjects for misery du nut otter within doors, they abound without. Some thing that has been dune iu the next street excites his ire, or something done a thousand miles oil; or even something that was done a thousand years ago. Time and place matter nothing to the fidg et•. They over-leap all obstacles in getting at their subject. They must be in hot water. if one question is set at rest, they start another; and they wear themselves to the bone in settling the affairs of everybody, which are never Bottled; they " Are made desperate by a too quick sense Of constant infelicity." —Their feverish existence refuses rest, and they fret themselves to death about matters with which they have often no earthly concern. They are spendthrifts in sympathy, which in them has du generated into an exquisite tendency to pain.— They are launched on a •ea of trouble, the shores otiu , ri I , t( r of which are perpetually extending. They are self-stretched on a rack, the wheels of which are ever going round. The fundamental maxim of the fidgety is, that whatever is, is wrong. They will not allow them selves to be happy, nor anybody else. They al ways assume themselves to be the most aggrieved persons extant. Their grumbling is incessant, and they operate us a social poison wherever they go. Their vanity and self-conceit are usually ac companied by selfishness in a very aggravated form, which only seems to make their fidgets the more intolerable. You will generally observe that they are idle persons; indeed, as a general rule, it may be said that the fidgety class want healthy occupations. In nine cases out of ten, employment in some active pursuit, its which they could not have time to think about themselves, would operate as a cure. But, we must make an allowance. Fidgets arc often caused by the state of the stomach, and fit of had temper may not unfrequently be traced to an attack of indigestion. Ono of the most fidgety members of the House of Commons is a martyr to dyspepsia, and it is understood that some of his most potalent and bitter diatribes have been uttered while labouring under more than usually severe attacks of this disease. He has "pitched into" some "honourable gentleman" when lie should have taken a blue pill. And so it is with many a man, in domestic and social life, whom we blame for his snappish and disagreeable temper, but whose stomach is the real organ at limit. Indeed, the stomach is the moral nil less than the physical barometer of most men ; and we can very often judge of tempers, conditions, and sympathies, pretty accurately, according to its state. Let us, therefore, be charitable to the fidgety, whose stomachs, rather than their hearts, may be at theft ; and let us counsel them to mend [heat, by healthy and temperate modes of living, and by plenty of wholesome occupation and ex ercise.—Allienteton. Scene between two Snuff Takers. " Good bordig, Bin Cubbids. flow do you do to day 7" " Putty well, Bias Gribes. I hope you are well this bordig." "Quite well. I tbadk you." " What paper was you readig wiled I cube id, Bits Gribes " Oh, I Was rcadig the Yaulkee Blade. It's ad excelledt paper I thiilk, dod't you?" "Yes, it's a faddy paper, add has dice stories add poetry. Do read n little Bias tribes." " I'll rend a little pock, To by fir* Tob." "Do you robebber, 'Fob, the tibe Wised wo were yang together, How buck we cost our hubs add dads, For solo add upper leather." Oh, Biss Gribes, that's too sedtibcdtal. Do read a t o ddy piece." " Well, here is a sog. This bust be ruddy. It is by Alice Carey." "Where the hood is lightig softly, The hist that bags so pale, O'er the woods, that heb with darkdess The silent river vale, Is a baided id the shadow, Pacig softly to add fro, Add the locks about her bosob, Arc like sudshide over sdow." " That's quite good, Biss Gribes, but I like the adeedotes best after all." " Well, there's ad adecdote abottt Jeddy Lidd, but I wiat read city bore, I such a bad cold." "Add I declare I bust rod slog add buy sobe sduff—so, good bordig, Bias Gribes." " Good bordlg—call agaid sood." A True Proof of Love. The. delight of being with her, nenr her, was like no other delight. And in her, also, this same feeling remained unchanged; she, too, could nut withdraw herself from the dominion of this sweet necessity. After the resolution which forever di vided them, no less than before it, un indescriba ble, almost magical power of attraction, exerted itself in each towards the other. If they wore in the same room, it was not long cre they stood, they sat near each other. Nothing but the near est nearness could tranquilize them—and this tranquilized them fully. It was not enough that they were near: not a look—not a word—nut a gesture—not a movement was needed; nothing— but to be together. For they were not two human beings; they were one—one lapped in un uncon scious, absolute delight, satisfied wills itself and with the world. Nay, had one of them been for cibly detained at a remote part of the house, the other would have followed, step by step, without plan or premeditation. To them, life was a rid dle, whose solution they could only find when they were together.—GoAc. Nobleness of Woman. It was not woman who slept during the agonies of Gethsemane ; it was not woman who denied her Lord at the palace of Caiaphius; it was nut woman who deserted his cross on the bill of Cal vary. But it was woman that dared to testify her respects for his corpse, that procured spices fur embalming it, and that was found last at night and tirst in the scorning, at his sepulchre. Time has neither impaired her kindness, shaken her con stancy, or changed her character. how, as for merly, she is most ready to enter, and most re luctant •to leave the abode of misery. Now, as formerly, is her °Mee, and well it has been sus tained, to stay the fainting head, wipe from the dim eye the tear of anguish, and from the cold forehead the dew of death.—Dr. Molt. igir B trying to kill calumny it is kept alive ; leave it to itaelf, and it dies a natural death. VOL. XVI.---NO. 10. Beautiful Extract. The following eloquent eulogy upon Clay and Webster, we extract from is lute speech of Ex- Governor Young, of New York: "For more than a third of a century whenever this bark of ours has encountered a dangerous sea and the grim tempest has threatened to unship her masts, and wash away her bulwarks and eve ry sea has swept her decks, whose voice but that of Henry Clay has been heard above the storm rebuking the wind and the waves. Never has Mr. Clay's capacity been more developed, and never his voice more potent, than in the conflict, the elements through which we have juwt pass ed. ! pray his voice may long be heard in the councils of the nation. But "maturity shakes hands with decay," and we are admonished by the past that Mr. Clay, with the men of his thee, will pass away. I trust that the time is far remote when this intelligence shall fill the land with woe. With it the low wail of women and young children shall come up from every city, village and hamlet—from every farm house front the St. Lawrence to the Rio Grande, and the "sterner sex," though all unused to the melting mood, will "drop tears as the Arabian trees their medicinal gums." . Titan will assuage their grief, and men will resume their usual avo cations. The seasons will come again at their routed periods. New parties and new combina tions will be formed and dissolved. New goy ernntents perchance kingdoms, will spring up and decline ; but when, oh when, again, will men lis ten to the profound wisdom, aml the bold, teued and persuasive eloqnence of a Clayl In illustrating the patriotism and Intellectual power of the great New England statesman, lan guage has taken all its various forms, without success. The picture falls far short of the origi nal. The world had conceded the superiority of his intellectual strength, but on no other occasion has his patriotism, firmness, and self-sacrificing devotion to his country., been so made manifest as in the recent conflict. The tone of Massachu setts was early maifested, and to none more so than is hint who had so largely shared her, confi dence and enjoyed her honors. Shall he lice .for Massachusetts alone, or for his country ? was the alternative. To this inquiry solemnly put, by the aspect of things at home, his first speech in the Senate was the response. We heard him at home say "I tread no step backwards ;" aid again in the Senate of the United States, when he announced to the world that he lived for the country, and the whole country. I will nut attempt to speak of the character of Mr. Webster, as illustrated by these evidences of his firmness and patriotic devotion to his coun try ; hut I remember the language applied by an English poet to that great Roinan who sought death by his own hand, rather than survive the subjugation of his country by Julius Caesar: Thou bast seen Mount Atlas, when storms and tempests Gather on his breast, and oceans break Their billows at his feet. It stands unmoved. A Hard Shell Hymn Book. A traveler called at nightfUll at a farmer's house the owner of which was away front home, the mother and daughter being alone, refused to lodge the traveller. "Bow far, is it then," said he, "to a house where a preacher can get lodging 1" "Oh, if you are a preacher," said the old lady, "you can stay here." Accordingly he dismount ed. lle deposited his saddle-bags in the house, and led his horse to the stable. Meanwhile, the mother and daughter were debating the point as to what kind of a preacher he was. lie cannot be a Presbyterian said the ono, ••for ho is not dressed well enough." "He is not a . .Methodist," said tho other, "for his coat is not the right eat for a Meth odist." "If I could find his Hymn Book," said the daughter, "1 could tell what sort of a preach er he is," and with that she thrust her hand into the saddle-bags, and pulling out a flask of liquor, she exclaimed—"Lui Mother, he's a Hard Shall Baptist." 0" The lady whose lover fainted away when he popped the question, and wns revived by tho smell of upodildue, was twitted of it: " Yes," she replied with a quiet Audio, "I be lieve I must confirm the story, and I have a fancy," she added thoughtfully, "that timidity in a lovex_ia in general a sign of innocence ; and I cannot help thinking that when a man is fluent at love making eithcr his heart is not in it, or he has had too much experience in the art 0' Scxxx, a grocery store—Exit customer with a jug.—Groccry-keeper to his sons t "Jona than, did you charge that liquor?"—"Yes."— "Timothy, did you charge that liquor t"--“Yes, sir."—"Joseph, did you charge that liquor?"— "Yes, sir-ree."—"All right—so have I." lir BLUNT things sometimes cut best. It is no recommendation of a paper-knife that it is very sharp. So, it is not always the keenest wits that are most effective in life or conversation. IFIr As Irish gentleman having a small picture. room, several persons desired to see it at the sense time. "Faith, gentlemen," said he, "it you all gq in, it will not hold you." Cer TITEY now make, it is said, a "Very excel lent and durable cement, from rico flour boiled in water. co- THERE are two dilliculth, oflifc ; men aro dkposett to spend more t!nat they c u ttiturd, and to indulge more than they eon of ,lure. At the celeqution of February, at Martinsburg, Berkley following was one of the regular toasts: Tat RIGHT OF 8E0E5816)1.-11'1A tales two to malts II !amain—it tskos two to 'weak It.