0 f , c! 9 ""/ BY JAR. CLARK. THE POOll WOMAN'S SONG. BY MART LEMAN GULLIES. Though lowly my cottage and frugal its fare, Affection and truth and devotion are there, And evening arrives, and the day's tuil is o'er, Then my husband comes home, and I bar up the door. lie goes to the bed where his little ones lie, And I know the sweet light that then beams in his eye, And he turns to his supper, whatever it be, With a kindness of heart that is heaven to me ! I love hint too well to repine nt my fate— Frugality still keeps the dun from our gate— And I hope that his children may rise to repay, The toils and the sorrows that wear him away. Oh, zealous and holy and pure be their youth ! May they hear front my lips only kindness and truth ! And, when Mercy's mild messenger hears me from Leave my mem'ry dear as a mother end wife ! THE CHORDS OF LOVE. The heart's best treasures lie in secret mines, As precious gems of earth arc buried deepest ; The basest metal on the surf re shines, And quick moved feelings arc least worth, and cheapest. The chords of love cannot he swept by all; Some strike them rudely, and the sound is hol low ; Whilst, if a gentler toufiktpon them fall, The sweetest music will as surely follow. A low-breathed whisper may ignite the spark That lies concealed in the bosom's keeping, And kindle brightness where all else was dark, Wakening affection 'which before was sleeping. How sweet to know that when our bodies die, And with the damp cold earth are slowly bleu• ding, Embaled in Memory's sacred depths they Cherisled by Love unspeakable, unbending. And when in brighter worlds we meet again, And welcome those we lost at Heaven's wide portal, The dearest ties of life shall still remain ; Hearts shall be ours which we had shared when mortal. Cot.") WavEn.—lt is said of the celebrated Pliny, "that he considered it a great absurdity that Mankind should bestow so much labor and cx ,pensc, in =king, artificially, such a variety of, liquors, when nature had supplied to their hands a drink of so superior a quality as water." You can deceive a dog and make him drunk once, but there you must stop, you can never catch him again.— Alas 1 not so with man. A Srutinr WtFE.—A middle aged farmer and his wife were enjoying a winter evening cosily to gether, when the conversation turned upon reli gious matters, as described in the Bible, which the man had opened before Idin. "Wife," said the farmer, "I've been thinking what happy society Solomon must have had in his day, with to many wives, &c., as be is here represented." !qndeed replied the wife, somewhat miffed : "you hail bet ter think of something else, then. A ilreity,Sol .. omon you would make, truly; youopn't take proper care of one wife. What a figure liou would cut, then, with a dozen wives, and all of thorn as spunky as lam V' The farmer took his hat and went to the stable to feed the cattle for the night. —Boston Post. TILE MAN WHO DIDN'T WANT TO ItE MEAN.- In one of the back towns of a neighboring State, where it is the custom for the distript school teach ers to "board round," the following- incident oc curred, and is vouched for by the highest authori ty. A year or two ago an allotment being made in the usual manner for the benefit of the school mistress, it happened that the proportion of one man was just two days and a half. The teacher eat down to dinner on the third day, and was be ginning to eat, when the man of tho house addres sed her as follows:—"Madam, I suppose your boarding time is out when you cat half a dinner, but as 1 don't want to be mean about it, you may cat, if you chooSe, about as much as usual !" Josh, does the sun ever rise in the west t" " Never." " Never?" " Never!" You Don't say so !—Well, you won't catch me to emigrate to the West, if it's always night there. I've a cousin in lowa, who is always wri ting how pleasant it is in that region, but it must be all moonshine, I reckon."' • • • - isr Quin being asked by alady why there were more women in the world than men, ho replied, "Granting the fact, madam, it is in conformity with the arrangements of nature. We always soo more of heaven than earth." eir When a certain lady who had been charm ed by his writings, but had never seen his person, wrote to Millibeau, saying bow much She longed to see him, and begged that he would describe him self to her, he complied with the wish of the en thusiast in these brief and self adulatory terms : .Figure to yourself a tiger that has had the small FEMALE Poturicusts.—Ladies are generally supposed to care little about politics, yet tho ma jority or them are strongly attached to parties, and all good housekeepers and censer•roe ire.. HUNTINGDON, PA., THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 27, 1851. THE DEAF WIVES. A Laughable Occurrence. The incident we are about to relate occurred some years since, in the Granite State, and as we abide beyond striking distance of the parties and their immediate friends, we shall be a little more free in our description of the circumstances than we otherwise should be. Nathaniel Ela, or "Uncle Nat," as he was gen erally called, was the corpulent, rubicund and jol ly old landlord of the best hotel in the flourishing village of Dover, at the head of the Piscataque, and was excessively fond of a bit of fun withal.— lie was also the owner cf.a large farm in New Durham, about twenty miles distant, the overseer of which was ono Caleb Ricker, or "Boss Rule," as termed by the numerous hands under his con trol, and sufficiently waggish for all practical pur poses of fun and frolic. Caleb, like a wise and prudent man, had a wife; and so bad "Uncle Nat," who was accustomed to visit his farm every month or two, to see how matters went on. On the occa sion of one of these visits, the following dialogue occurred between Unch; Nat and Mistress Ricker. " Mr. Ela," said the good lady, "why have you never brought Mrs. Ela out to see the farm, and pay us a visit—l dare say, she would be pleased to spend a day or two with us, and I would endeav or to render her stay as pleasant and comfortable as possible." " Why, to tell you the truth, Mrs. nicker," said Uncle Nat, "I have been thinking about it, for some time, but then she is so very deaf as to render conversation with her extremely difficult,— in fact, it requires the greatest effort to make her hear anything that is said to her; mid she is con sequently very reluctant to mingle in the society of strangers." " Never mind that," replied the importunate Mrs. Ricker, "I have a good strong voice, and if anybody can make her hear, I can." " If you think so, and will risk it," said Uncle Nat, "she shall accompany me on my next visit to the farm ;" and this having been agreed on, Uncle Nat left for the field, to acquaint Boss Kale with what had passed, and with the plan of future operations, touching the promised visit of his wife. It ss•ns finally settled between the wicked wags that the Ilia that their wives could both hear as well as any body, should be kept a profound sec ret, until disclosed by a personal interview of the ladies themselves. ' The next time Uncle Nat was about to "visit the farm," he suggested to his wife that a ride into the country would be of service to her; that Mrs. Kicker, who bad never seen her, was very anxious to receive a visit from her, and proposed that she should accompany him on that occasion. She readily consented, and they were soon on their journey. They had not, however proceeded far, when Uncle Nat observed to her that he was sor ry to inform her that Mrs. Nicker was extremely deaf, and she would be under the necessity of ele vating her voice to the highest pitch, in order to converse with her. Mrs. Eta regretted the mis fortune, but thought, as she had a pretty strong voice, site would be able to make her friend hear her. In a few hours after, Uncle Nat and his lady drove up to the door of his country mansion, and Boss Bicker, who had been previously informed of the titne of Uncle Nat's intended arrival, was already in waiting to help enjoy the fun that was to conic of a meeting of the Deaf Wives ! Mrs. Ricker, not expecting them like time, happened to be engaged with her doalgtie duties in the kitchen ; but, observing her visiters through the window, she flew to the glass to adjust her cap and put herself in the best trim to receive theta, that the moment would allow, In the meantime, Boss Kale had ushered Uncle Nat and his lady into the parlor, by way of the front door, soon after which Mrs. B. appeared in the presence of her gnests. "Mrs. Bicker, I will make you acquained with Mrs. Ela," roared Uncle Nut, in a voice of thun der. " How do you do, madam," screamed Mrs. Rick er to Mrs. Eta, with her mouth close to the car of the latter. " Very well, I thank you," replied milk in a tone of or es jading elvation. • • " How Mira leave your family'!" continued Mrs. It, in a voice quite up to the pitch of her firer effort. " All very well, I thank you—how's your fami ly?" returned Mrs. E., in n key which called into requisition all the power of her lungs. In the meantime, Uncle Nat and Boss Kale, who were convulsed beyond the power of endu rance, had quietly stolen out of the door, and re mained under the window, listening to the boister ous conversation of their deaf wives, which was continued on the same elevated le. o? the staff for some time, when Mrs. R., in the same ledger line key she had observed from the first, thus ad-' dressed her lady guest: " What on earth are you hallooing to me for—l a'nt (leaf?" " A'nt you indecd7" said Mrs. E., "but pray what arc you hallooing to me for l im sure I'm not deaf?" Each, then, came gradually down to her ordina ry key, when a burst of laughter from Uncle Nat and Boss Kale, at the window, revealed the whole trick, and even the ladies themselves were compel led to join in the merriment they had afforded the outsiders, by the character of their interview. a , ' "Vali, dis is do smartest lectle place for beeziness zat I avair did see t as the Frenchman said when ho had stolen a watch, was arrested, tried, condemned to the state-prison, and sent off in a wagon, with some others, all in the space a l two hours and a huff. Beautiful Extract. The following beautiful passage is from " Rich ard Edney," the recent work of Rev. Mr. Judd. The touching reflections are suggested by the death of .‘ Little Violet." "It is, in common language, hard parting.— However joyous or certain may be immortality, however undesirable, in any instance, may be the prolongation of this earthly existence; however certified we are of the salvable condition of our friends--still, it is bard parting. Not the Mune.' diatc prospect of Heaven, not the presence of the Angel of Bliss, can prevent the bitterness of emo tion. We weep from sympathy, and we weep from sorrow; and sympathy makes the sorrow of many a one. In a moment, as by electric com munication, all bearti coalesce. "It is hard parting; the cessation, the giving over, the farewell, the last view; the absence, the being gone ; nothing for the eye to look upon, or the hand to feel, or the tongue to speak to; the withdrawal of the spirit, the burial of the body; the silence and the lonesomeness. " It is hard parting: but it is not all parting; there is a remaining too. All does not go. There are blessed memories and sweet relics still in our hand, still sleeping in our bosoms, still sitting by our fireside, still coming in at the door. Beauty, Holiness, Love, are never sick ; for them there is no funeral bell. That face visits us in our reve ries when we wish to be all alone with it : an as cended face, it shines on our despondency, and smiles on our love; it peoples the solitude with a sacred invisibility; It introduces us to the realm of the departed, to converse with spirits—to com mune with saints. The medium between us and the dead is a purifying one. It cleanses the char actor; we see nothing bad in what is gone; there is no remembrance any more of sin; we are rav ished by virtues perhaps too late recognized; we adore where we once hardly tolerated. Power of a Kind Word. A man was one day driving a horse and cart along the street. The horse was drawing a heavy load, and did not turn as the man wished him.— The man was in an ill-temper and beat the horse; the horse reared and plunged, but still would not go on in the right way. Another man who was passing by, went up to the horse and patted him on the neck, and called him by his name, kindly. The horse turned his head, and fixed his large eyes on the man, as though he would say, " I will do anything for you, because you arc kind to me," and, bending his broad chest against the load, tanned the cart into the narrow lane, and trotted on as briskly as though the load was a plaything. Those kind words were stronger than blows The Most Profitable Honesty. I know that there is a certain coarse morality which draws its nutriment from the soil of the dustiest heart. I know that to steal and commit forgery and swindle lead, in the long ran, to pov erty, as well as to shame. But there is a border land between unblushing knavery and virgin hon esty, into whirls successful forays may be made under the cloud of night and secrecy. We say that honesty Is the best policy, but no man was ever honest who acted from mere policy; and it is also not true that the best honesty is the best policy. The most serviceable honesty, like the most current coin, is that in which the tine gold of virtue is mingled with the alloy of worldly thrift. The most successful man of business, other things being equal, is ho whose habitual course of deal ing. is so far upright as to admit of occasional slight deviations, and thus give the color of integ rity to acts in themselves doubtful. There is such . a thing as a "losing honesty,. which never do. liberates and never parleys, which is as pure as the snow " that's bolted by the northern blast twice o'er ;" an honesty sometimes crowned with brilliant success, but more commonly dwelling with modest fortunes and a lowly estate. Eloquent Extract. Do trees talk? Have they not leafy lungs— do they not at sunrise, when the wind is low, and the birds are carrolling their songs, play a sweet music? Who has ever heard the soft whisper of, the green leaves in springtime on a sunny morn ing, who did not feel as though rainbows of glad nese were running through his heart? And then, when the peach-blossoms hang like rubies from the stem of the parent tree, when the morning glory, like a nun before the shrine of God, unfolds her beautiful face, and the moss-roses open their crimson lips, sparkling with the nectar that falls from heaven, who does not bless his Maker?— When Autumn comes, the season of the "sere and yellow leaf; when the wheat is in its golden prime, and the corn waves its silken tassels in the air, how those who think, bow and remember the reaper, death. Anti then again in winter, when the bosom of old Mother Earth is cold, and the white snow, like a shroud, is on her breast, and the naked trees. whit leaves all fallen, stand quiv ering in the wind. Correct Sentiment. The following extract is from Noah's address to young men. It is a gem of surpassing beauty : " I would frown on vice, I would favor virtue— favor whatever would elevate, would adorn° char acter, alleviate the miseries of my species, or con tribute to render the world I inhabited, like the heavens to which I looked, a place of innocence and felicity. Though I were to exist no longer than those ephemera that sport in the beams of the summer's morn, during their short hour, I would rather soar with the eagle, and leave the record of my flight and my fall among the stars, than to creep in the gutter with the reptile, and bed my memory and my body together in the dunghill. However short my part, I would act it well, that I might surrender my existence without disgrace, and without compunction." From the German of Krummaeher. THE FLOWER GATHERER. " God sends upon the wings of Spring, Fresh thoughts into the breast of flowers." The young and innocent Theresa had passed the most beautiful part of the spring upon a bed of sickness; and as soon as ever she began to re gain her strength, she spoke of flowers, asking continually if her favorites were again as lovely a.s.they bad been the year before, when she bad been able to seek and aeimire for herself. Erick, the sick girl's little brother, took a basket, and showing it to his mamma, said, in a whisper t— " Mumma, I will run out and get poor Theresa the prettiest I can find in the fields." So out he ran, for the first time in many a long day, and lie thought that spring had never been so beautiful before; for lie looked upon it with a gentle and a loving heart, and enjoyed a run in the fresh air, after having been a prisoner by his sister's couch, whom he had never left during her illness. The happy child rambled about, up hill and down hill. Nightingales sang, bees hummed, and butterflies flitted round him, and the most lovely flowers were blowing at his feet. He jumped about, lie danced, lie sang, and wandered from hedge to hedge, and from flower to flower, with a soul as pure as the blue sky above him, and eyes that sparkled like a little brook bubling from a rock. At last he had filled his basket quite full of the prettiest flowers, and, to crown all, he made a wreath of field strawberry flowers, which lie laid on the top of it, neatly arranged on some grass, and one might fancy them a string of pearls, they looked so pure and fresh. The happy boy looked with delight at his full basket, and putting it down by his side, rested himself in the shade of en oak, on a carpet of solf green moss. Hero he sat, looking at the beautiful prospect thnt lay spread out before him in all the freshness of spring, and listening to the over-changing songs of the birds. But he bad really tired himself out with joy; and the merry sounds of the fields, the buzzing of the insects, and the birds' songs, all helped to send him to sleep. And peacefully the fair child slum bored, his rosy cheek resting on the hands that still held his treasured basket. But while he slept a sudden change came on.— A storm arose in the heavens, but a few moments before so blue and beautiful. heavy masses of "clouds gathered darkly and ominously together; the lightning flashed, and the thunder rolled loud er and nearer. Suddenly a gust of wind roared in the boughs of the onk, and startled the boy out orhis quiet sleep. Re sat• the whole heavens veiled with black clouds; not a sunbeam gleam ed over the fields, and a heavy clap of thunder followed his waking. The poor child stood up, bewildered at the sudden change; and now the rain began to patter through the leaves of the oak, so he snatched up his basket, and ran toward home as fast as his legs could carry him. The storm seemed to burst over his bead. Rain, hail, and thunder striving for the mastery, almost deaf ened him, and made hint more bewildered every minute. Water streamed from his poor soaked curls down his shoulders, and he could scarcely see to find his way homeward. All on a sudden a more violent gust of wind than usual caught the treasured basket, and scattered all his carefully collected flowers far away over the field. Ms pa tience could endure no longer, for his thee grew distorted with rage, and he flung the empty basket from him, with a burst of anger. Crying bitter ly, and thoroughly wet, he reached at last his pa rents' house in a pitiful plight. But soon another change appeared ; the storm passed away, and the sky grew clear again. The birds began their songs anew, and the country man his labor. The air had become cooler and purer, and a bright calm seemed to lie lovingly in every valley and on every hill. What a delicious odor rose from the freshened fields ! and their cultivators looked with grateful joy at the depart ing clouds, which had poured the fertilizing rain upon them. The sight of the blue sky soon tempted the frightened boy out again, and being by this time ashamed of his ill-temper, he went very quietly to look fur his discarded basket, and to try and fill it again. Ho seemed to feel a new life within him. The cool breath of the air—the smell of the fields—the leafy trees—the warbling birds, all appeared doubly beautiful after the storm, and the humiliating consciousness of his foolish and unjust ill-temper softened and chast encd his joy. After a long search he spied the basket lying on the slope of a hill, fur a bramble bush had caught it, and sheltered it from the vio lence of the wind. The child felt quite thankful to the ugly-looking bush as ho disentangled the basket. But how great was Mb delight on looking round him, to see the fields spangled with flowers, as numerous as the stars of heaven ! for the rain had nourished into blossom thousands of daisies, open ed thousands of buds, and scattered pearly drops on every leaf. Erick flitted about like a busy bee, and gathered away to his heart's content. The sun was now near his setting, and the happy child hastened home with his basket full once more.— ' How delighted he was with his flowery treasure, and with the pearly garland of fresh strawberry flowers ! The rays of the sinking sun played over his fair face as he wandered on, and gave his pret ty features a placid and contented expression.— But his eyes sparkled much more joyously when ho received the kisses and thanks of his gentle sister. "Is it not true, dear," said hie mother, " that the pleasures we prepare for others are the best of all !" When has a scruple more weight than a dram ? When conscience makes a tee-totaller refuse a thimblefull of brandy. -o•lrourn r Soliloquy. To take a paper, or not to take a paper—that is the question; whether it is better to know no news, to sell my grain for half its value for the reason that I never know when markets are the highest, to rear my ,children up void of knowl edge, to be the laughing stock of neighbors be cause I know not what is taking place beyond the narrow limits of my own acquaintance except what I may vaguely glean from hearing others talk, to sit long winter nights and gaze most list lessly upon the glowing coals because I have no newspaper to cheer the weary moments, as they slowly chase each other down the pathway of Old Time, to house myself on a rainy day without a paper, and as a consequence, become most "dark- Icy, deeply, beautifully blue"—to suffer all these things, or to end them' now by signing for a pa per. If Ido this, then do I incur the dread re sponsibility of having to fork out one dollar mid screnty-fiee cents! oh, money, money, loth am Ito let my grasp of thee relax. Some have called thee "slave," but yet, methinks thou dost pos sess a happy faculty of diffusing a spirit of inde pendence into the spiritual combination of man's nature. Thou host been called the "root of all evil"—surely they did err Who named thee thus, for the tree of which thou art the root, bears fruit fair to the view and yielding a spicy aroma. Oh, money, thou art a friend when all other friends forsake, thou providest for our wants when charity retires to her cell and locks the door. Before thee, nations bow—proud knees grow supple.— Where thou art, all acknowledge thy supremacy— let poets revile thee as they may—let philosophers despise thee as they will—yet I love thee still ; I cling to thee with an affection that can know no abatement. And shall I let thee go to gladden the Printer's heart, and to rattle in his purse ? there's the nib ? Guess I won't subscribe. MISS DILEMEU. A Delightful Cliinate. A California correspondent of the Kenosha Telegraph, was formerly resided in Wisconsin, does not seem to be much in love with the cli mate of the "Golden Land;" hear him: "If there was no other spot on God's green earth where a man could live but Calitbrnia, I should advise him to build an ark and take to the water. Of all the miserable climates that ever I froze an Esquimaux, or crisped the hair of a ne gro, this takes the paint. From the first of No vember to the last of March, there is nothing but dust and sun, and shine and dust and blow ; and if a green thing can be found fit to cat in any patch of ground, (there is not a decent garden in all California, from the snow top of Sierra Neva da to the sands of the Pacfie,) it has been coaxed out of the earth by some one (who was lunatic enough to leave a descent home) standing over it with an umbrella alt day, and emptying water upon it alt night that has been bro't seven miles from the river. The country is no more fit for a person to live in than the crater of Vesuvius is fit for an ice house. No churches, no morals, no Christianity, and no God but the trinity of—whis key and gold. We get nothing to eat but what has come around the Horn. Everything has been twice melted or baked at the Equator, and once frozen at the Pole. Our very necessaries are the miseries of life. Could you know when we were frying our lean, rusty, stinking meat, and the wind was fair, I have no donht but you could smell it in Illinois. If you could not, we could throw in a little butter, and you would turn your head leeward." Thoughts and Sentiments. The mind has a certain vegetative power, which cannot be wholly idle. if it is not laid out and cultivated into a beautiful garden, it will of itself shoot up in weeds or flowers of a wild growth. Knowledge cannot be acquired Without pains and application. It is troublesome and like deep digging for pure waters; but when once you come to the spring, they rise up and meet you. Wo may, by a line education, learn to think most correctly, and talk most beautifully; but when it comes to action, if we are weak and unde cided, we aro of all beings the most wretched. That "it is not good for man to be alone" is true in more views of our species than one; and society gives strength to our reason as well as polish to our manners. There is nothing more likely to bring the cause of moral reform into contempt, than to constitute as its lenders, individuals, a large portion of whose lives have been passed in vicious indulgence.— Set a thief to Catch a thief, may be a sound prac tical maxim; but never set a suddenly reformed scoundrel up, as a public pattern of morality, or send him forth as a good shepherd to bring back stray sheep to the fold of God. If the rich would not prepare thorns for the pil lows, and forge chains for the hands and minds of their children, they should teach them, early the rudiments of industry. Revenge is a momentary triumph, of which the satisfaction dies at once, and is succeeded by re mores; whereas forgiveness, which is the noblest of all revenges, entails a perpetual pleasure. It is the easiest thing in the world to find fault; in fact any fool can do it. Probably those who find fault with their local papers never think of this—it is a fact, nevertheless, that it is much easi er to point out defects in a good newspaper than it is to publish a poor one even. It is the bubbling spring which flows gently, the little rivulet which runs nlong, day and night by the farm house, that is useful, rather than the swollen flood, or the warring cataract. 'lt is singular how slippery whiskey punch will tusks the ride walks. VOL. XVI.--NO. 8. Silent Influence. It is the bubbling spring which flows gently, the little rivulet which runs along, day and night, by the farmhouse, that is useful, rather than the swel len flood, or the warring cataract. Niagara ex cites our wonder, and we stand amazed at the pow-/' and greatness of God, there, as he "pours it fronti his hollow hand." But one Niagara is enough for the continent, or the world—while the genie world requires thousands and tens of thousands of silver fountains and gentle-flowing rivulets, that water every farm and meadow, and every garden, and that shall flow every day, and every night, with their gentle, quiet beauty. So with the acts of our lives. It is not by great deeds, like those of the martyrs, that good is to be douc : it is by the daily and quiet virtues of life—the christian tem per, the meek forbenrenee, the spirit of forgiveness in the husband, the wife, the father, the mother, the brother, the sister, the friend, the neighbor, that good is to be done. It has been observed, with much signifficance, that every morning we enter upon anew day, car rying still an unknown future in its bosom.— How pregnant and stirring the reflection.— Thoughts may be born to-tiny, which may never die ! Feelings may he nwnkencd to-day, which may never be extinguished. I-lope may be excit ed to-day, which may never expire. Acts may be performed to-day, the consequence of which may not be realized through eternity. Oriental Burial Grounds. There is, certainly, something very touching in the little artless contrivances by which the people of the East endeavor nt once to lighten the gloom of the grave, connecting it with all that it beautiful and lifelike in nature, and to display that purest and tenderest quality of the human heart—affection that cndureth ling after its object has passed from the scene of life. They plant ou the grave myrtles atd roses, and adorn it day by day, with freshly gathered flowers; they hang over it cages of singing birds, which are fed morn ing and evening, with religious care; they make receptacles for water in the tombstone, that the wild birds may drink thence, and thus something living feel the charity of the sleeper below; and they leave a square opening in the side of the masonry, that the narrow house may not be utter ly shut up from the light and breath of heaven.— The women, who are the most regular frequent ers of the burial dound, often . carry their food with them; the tombstone is their table; they leave a place for the dead to sit With them, putting the best morsels before it ; and they talk to the departed no if he were' lying by their side. Preaching Politics. A worthy deacon of Connecticut hired a Jour ! neyman farmer, from the neighboring towui for the summer, and induced him—altho' he was unaccustomed to church going—to accompany the family to church, on the first Sabbath of his stay. Upon their return to the Deacon's house he asked his hired man how he liked the preaching. He said he did not like to hear any minister "preaching politics." "I am sure you heard no politics to•dsy," said the Deacon, "rani sure that I said the man. "Mention the passage," said the Deacon. "I will; he said 'if the federalists scarcely are mired, where will the democrats appear?' " "Ah," said the Deacon, "you mistake. These were the words 'if the righteous are scarcely saved, how will the ungodly and wicked appear?'," "Oh yes," said the man, "lie might have used those worths, but I know darned well what he meant." One of the Duels. The Chronicle of Western Literature, resurree tionizes the following cenital story of ono Col. Wheatley. It smacks of antiquity a little, but is none the less rib-tickling. The Colonel during a short stay in Vicskburg met there some hot-blooded Southerner with a spirit as fiery as his own. They quarreled—a challenge passed and was accepted, and the next rising sun was to witness one, if not both of their bodies, drenched in blood, to wash Out wounded honor. During the night, the Colonel said he heard a boat coming up the river and it struck him as he heard the boat puffing, that "prudence was the better part of valor." So he took his trunk upon Isis shoulder and stepped in the dead of the night, very quietly out of the hotel; as he steered the boat, whom should he see but his an tagonist, at the boat before him, just going aboard. He returned as quickly as he had gone out,— was ou the ground next morning, with his second, waiting with disappointed rage for his antagonist, and published him as a base absconding coward. American Wool. The recent State Agricultural Convention held at Ilarrisburg, passed a resolution, that as it is important to a large agricnitural interest of this commonwealth to exhibit at the world's fair spe ciMens of the wool grown in this country, the convention thereibro "recommend to our Senators and Representatives in Congress to obtain an ap propriation of a competent sum, front the fund in the patent office of the United States, to defray the expenses of an agent, who shall take with him prepared and select specimens of such wool, to be exhibited at the said fair for the premium to he awarded to productions of the highest excel lence. eir The following won the pi on Christmas evening: When has a man a right to scold his wife about his coffee 11hen he has sufficient ground, it Taunton,