9 'LI7)o t- „74,1. "1 liAttAx ViYn BY. JAS. CLARK. CHOICE POETRY THE OLD TURNPIKE. We hear no more the clanging hoof, • And the stage coach rattling by; For the steam king rules the travelled world, And the old Pike's left to die. The grass creeps o'er the flinty path, And the stealthy daisies steal, Where once the stage-horse, day by day Lifted his iron heel. No more the weary stager dreads The toil of the coining morn; No more the bustling landlord runs At the sound of the echoing horn: For the dust lies still upon the road, And bright-eyed children play Where once the clattered hoof and wheel ]tattled along the way. No more we Lear the cracking whip, Or the strong wheels rumbling round; Ah ha, the water drives us on, And an iron horse is found ! The conch stands rusting in the yard, And the horse has sought the plow; We hare spanned the world with an iron rail, And the steam king rules us now ! The old Turnpike is a pike no more, Wide open stands the gate; We have made us a road for our horse to stride, Which we ride at a flying rate. We have filled the valleys and levelled the hills, And tunneled the mountain's side, And round the rough crag's dizzy verge, Fearlessly on we ride! em—on—on—with a haughty front, A puff, a shriek, and a bound, While the tnrdy echoes wake too late, To babble back the sound. And the old Pike-road is left alone, And the stager's sought the plow ; We Lave circled the earth with un iron rail, And the steam-king rules us now! MISCELLANEOUS HUSBANDS AND WIVES. Their Errors and Their Duties. " Bat happy they, the happiest of their kind, Whom gentle stars unite, and in one fate Their hesrts, their fortunes, and their beings blend. Marriage is said to be a lottery. It would seem eo indeed in some cases, the contrasts are so ex traordinary, and the circumstances so novel.— But so solemn a compact, so sacred in the eyes of heaven and the Law, and so calculated to affect for "better" or for "worse," not only the tempor al but the external happiness of the parties, should not be thought of lightly, or determined upon rash ly. We fear that in too many marriages, wordly considerations are permitted to exercise a control ling influence. Hands are united, not hearts.— Pecuniary objects, and not harmony of sentiment constitute the "motive power!" Matches are made with reference to "an establishment," and not to Rifle of pence, tranquility nod happiness.— The best affections, the highest sympathies are tri fled with, and sacrificed, if not sold, while the glit ter of fashion and the pomp and vanity of worldly display, conceal the breaking heart within. Hence the frequent divorces—the unhappy homes, the lonely and deserted wives, end dissolute and reck less husbands. On the other hand, how many rush into matrimony who do no not duly consider its responsibilities, who take no note of the future:— Controlled by a sudden fancy, influenced by a wild impulse they hasten on, and find "too late," that they have assummed a position to which they are inadequate, that more nerve, patience, and perse verance are necessary that they can command.— The excitement, too, the delusion may have passed away, and they are surprised to find imperfectiens in the angel of their idolatry. They forget that they themselves are human, fallible, full of errors, and thus they cannot snake proper allowances for others. They become petulant and peevish, harsh and brutal, and the "rosy and sunny home" that VMS pictured in "the day of streams," is converted into a scene of strife and anger, of passion and discord. They find themselves disappointed, sour ed. The prospect has changed, and instead of dis covering the cause iu themselves, instead of pursu ing a magnanimous and manly course, they tarts upon the "gentle one," into whose ears they "so lately" poured fond vows and earnest protestations and make her the source of all the bitterness and vexation. Alas for the victim under such cir cumstances! How, day after day, must her fairy dream fade, and the withering reality of a longlife of sorrow loom before her ! How, in her quiet hours, she must remember her early home; and the lavish love that she enjoyed beneath the pa ternal roof! At times, too, she may recall a moth er's lore—and feel disposed to unhu•thce her heart and comminicate the secrets of her soul to the be ing who watched over her cradle! And yet, why disturb, why agonize unnecessarily—why commu nicate a sorrow that will only pain and wring with out the means of affording relief? But there is another side of this picture. There are gentle ones who forget or neglect their duties, and who, by coldness and asperity, snake home a scene of perpetual discord. The husband is wel comed with frowns! Complaints are ever upper most. Nothing satisfies. Toil on, by day or by night, and still the murmur is the same. A pee vish, a frettisl spirit seems to have taken possession "of the better half," need after struggling in vain against such a constant source of disquiet, the hasband abandons his home in despair, and seeks elsewhere for companionship, or at least for ex emption from perpetual fault-finding. How fear- ful this mistake on the part of young wives—bow they trifle with affection—how they peril peace of mind! The out-door world is full of care and anxiety._ The struggle for the means of subsis tence often taxes all the energies of body and mind. The competition in trade, the rivalry in business, the vicissitudes of chance and change, the perils of misfortune, the treachery of friends ! Alas! these seldom enter into the ordinary reflections of a thoughtless wife, especially if she be vain, proud and devoted to display. Her idols are false pride inflated vanity, and a desire to creel; and if her hnsband do not minister to every whim of the hour if he hesitate to comply with her demands fur funds if he venture to remonstrate against unnecessary expenditures—anger, passion and invective are by no means unusual. He may at the moment he pressed to the earth by some sudden monetary exigency, may require the exercise of extraordi nary moral courage to maintain his position and sustain his character—may need consolation, en couragement and incentive to exertion, and instead find reproachers, angry looks and harsh insinua tions at home ! How many men have been mad dened and ruined under these circumstances ! How in same sudden moment of excitement, have they abandoned the control of their own fortunes and yielded to the dark impulses of despair. Part ners in trade are bound by the law of self-interest, to say nothing of higher and noble considerations, to assist and sustain each other by every honorable means. How mach more incumbent, therefore, is such a policy in partners for life, and between those who have united themselves for better or worse,—between man and wife, who have linked themselves, not only ou grounds of affection and principle, hut to a certain extent have made their destinies one ! How essential the wisdom and the duty of mutual forbearance, mutual assistance ! How important that each should strive to contrib ute to the happiness of the other—to soothe the sorrow, end to share the joy—to counsel and en courage in a moment of adversity, to restrain and subdue in the hour of prosperity ! The bond of marriage, when entered into wisely, thoughtfull:-, kindly and generously, is indeed the bond of af fection, of concord end of happiness. But the obligation is mutual, and while every husband of a right mind and a right heart, will endeavor to provide to the best of his ability for the necessi ties and the comforts of the being of his choice the wife should not forget the smile of welcome at nightfall, the look and the manner of love that sub dued and won. She should not forget the honor, the interests the happiness and prosperity "of the head of the household," and the source of all its comforts !—Ploladelphia Inquirer. The Root of Evil. Dow, Jr. in the Sunday Mercury, thus discour ses on the importance of money : "My hearers—this is not only a great, but a curious and mysterious world we live and pay rent tor. All discord is harmony; all evil is good; all despotism is liberty, and all wrong is right—for as Alexander Pope says, 'Whatever is, is right,' ex cept a left boot, and wanting to borrow money. You may want sense, and the world won't blame you for it. It would gladly furnish you the arti cle, had it any to spare ; but, unluckily, it has hardly enough for home consumption. However, if you lack sense, you are well enough off, after all; for then if you commit a "fox paw," as the French say, you aro let go wills the compliment, 'Poor fool. ! he dosen't know any better !' Thu truth is, a great deal of botheration. Au empty skull is bound to shine in company, because the proprietor of it hasn't sense enough to know that there is a possibility of his making a nincompoop ! of himself, therefore he dashes ahead, hit or miss, and generally succeeds beyond the bounds of all expectation. Let a man he minus brains and plats brass, and he is sure to pass through the world us though he were greased from car to an kle; but rig hint up a complete machinery of thought, and it is as much as he can do to tend it. He goes to his grave ruffled anti tumbled— curses life fur its cares, and moseys hue eternity packsaddled with mental misery. Oh ! for the happiness of a fool." Fops and Fools. We once heard an English gentleman remark that "the lowest style of a civilized man is found in the British soldier," but we incline to think that he had forgotten for a moment, that there was such a thing in ebristendom as is DANDY. Except as a subject for jesting, the poor creature is absolutely good fur nothing. Here is an old epigram on him that is tory good considering the poverty of the sebject— Your boots my friend, unlike to mine. With polished lustre brightly shine ; Had you bestowed such studious pains To gloss the dullness of your bruins, It would not then by all be mitt, 'How touch his feet eelypse his head!'" "Is Your Name Brown I'9 Capt. W—, tells au amusing occurrence wit-, nessed by him last week on board the steamer `Ocean,' on lier dassage down. Au oldish and somewhat purblind gentleman pacing up and down the upper saloon, stopped in front of a large, 11111- length mirror, and, utter gazing at the figure presented, for a moment ur two, inquired in a very deliberate tulle—"h—your—nainc—Breiria' No answer. The question repeated louder—gel Yoc NAME Batmen 1' Still no answer. QUeli tion'again repeated louder still— . l6—YOUlt NAME—BIIOWNV Still no answer,—`Well,' said the questioner, 'you urn eitherno gentleman, or cursed deg . t' saloon was in a roar. 'The Albany Knielterbucker tells of a young man who recently died iu that city, el' disappoint ed ambition—as 'he wanted to wear high shift collars, and his mother wouldn't let him.' HUNTINGDON, PA., TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 12, 1850. A HUMOROUS STORY. Getting into the Wrong House. "For me, I ndore Some twenty or more, And love them most dearly." Such was the light air hummed by a young man one evening in the month of September, between the hours of seven and eight, as he turned into a court leading ont of Wasbingtototrect, where was his boarding house. The character of the air suited we'll with the appearance of the young blade, for as he turned into the court the light of the lamp "illuminated" him; he was tall, and somewhat slender, but fine ly formed; his pale and handsome features, large bright eyes, with dark circles around them, told of lete hours and excitement. His exterior frock-coat, buttoned at the top by a single button, pants of snuff colored hue, white vest, and chain fastened at its lower hole, attach ed to the deuce knows what in his pocket, boots, hat, and dickey of the latest fashion, and switch cane, surmounted by a delicately carved lady's leg in ivory, completed the rakish tout ensemble of our young hero. As we said before, he was humming a tune as he went into the court. Passing up, lie ceased; and his thoughts, if they had been uttered, would have been something like this: "Byron was a hard one; one of the b'hoys, de cidedly; hang me, it' he wasn't the very personiti ' cation of his Don Juan—he went on the principle 'go it while you're young,' and he did 'go it' with a vengeance." During these cogitations, he reached, (us he supposed,) his boarding house. Ascending the steps, he sent his hand on an exploring expedition in his pockets, and extracted an instrument resem bling a portable poker with a joint handle. In serting this instrument into a round hole in the door, he effected an entrance. On entering, he tens surprised at the disappear ance of the hat tree, and a table in its place. "Where the deuce is the hat tree gone to now, I should like to know I" he mentally exclaimed, throwing down his hat. "How awful quiet it is just now," he continues?, proceeding towards the sitting room. Finding it in total darkness, lie was still More surprised. "Juno ! is every body dead, I wonder ? Pit haw some light 011 the subject," and with that deter mination lie crossed the room to a mantle-piCeCiti to search fur a match. Hu placed his }milli Ole something that made him utter mt exclamation of surprise. "By everything Clint's blue, a lady's shoe; ex traordinary events must have transpired during 'my absence—a sofa here I" he exclaimed, striking against one under the nmtle-piece. "They hove been pitching the personal estate around eta terri ble rate. Al ! a baby's shoe ! Oh, mein Got, as the Dutchman said." "Charles, is that you?" whispered a soft voice at the moment, and a warm hand clasped his own. "Whew! what the deuce is to pay now?" he almost ejaculated in surprise; but recovering him self lie answered, in a whisper, "yes, dearest, it is me—over the left," he said to himself. "I sec how it is; Pm in the wroughox, and this damsel thinks I'm Charles; no matter, l'lu in fur it now, and might as well pat it through." So thinking, he seated himself by her side, on the sofa, with one hand clasped in hers, and an arm around her waist. "Charles," she said, "what made you stay so late? I have been waiting for you this half hour." "The deuce you have," thought he. "Indeed, I am very sorry, but positively I could not come sooner," he said. "The folks have all gone away this evening, and we will make the best of our time," said she, squeeziug his hand. "Yes, by Jere, we will," was the reply, as lie embraced and kissed her several times. f wonder who 1 am kissing in the dark," tho't he, during the operation. "Why, t' hen I should think you'd be asham ed of yourself; you never did so before." "This Charles must be a very bashful youth," thought our hero. "Charles, you musn't do so !" she exclaimed.— "What du you mean?" "I'm making the hest of my time," was the in nocent reply. "You remember the last time I saw you, you said you'd tell me to-night when we should be married," said she. A whistle nearly escaped the lips of Gus, (such was the abbreviated sponsorial of our hero.) "1: would say immediately," thought he, "but she might mistrust, and it would be no go." "The time, dearest," he replied, "shall be when it will be most convenient for you." "Oh, how glad I am," she exclaimed. "What a pickle I would be in, if the folks should pop in all of a sudden," he thought at that llW ment, as he had at presentiment. As the thought passed his mind, a latch key was hoard fumbling at the door. At this ominous sound she sprang to tier feet greatly frightened. "Oh, dear!" was her exclamation, "what shall I do? here come the folks." "What shall / do ?" was the question of Gus, as he sprang to his feet. "Oh, dear oh, dear I" she bitterly exclaimed, "where shall I hide you? There's no closet, and , you can't get out of the room before the folks will see you. There, the door is opening—qtdek— hide under the sofa, it is 0 high one." The didn't stop to look for a 'better place, but popped down and commenced crawling under.— progress was greatly accelerated by her feet, ' which she applied quite heavily te, his side. t "Thunder! what a plantation she's got," said Gus, as it came in contact with hie ribs. Ile found the space under the sofa quite narrow; so much so that he was obliged to lie on his face. "Whew! they keep a cat in the house! Mist! there they come—one—two—three daughters, the old man and woman, and two gents, friends of the ladies, I suppose. Here they are down on the so fa. flow I would like to grasp one of those deli cate little feet! Cods! she would think the devil had her. I wonder how long I'vegot to stay here. Hope the conversation will be edifying." In this manner his thoughts ranonfor about an hour. By that time, he found his situation any thing but pleasant, not being able to move at all. There was no signs of their departure, judging from their conversation, which was lively and well kept up; and not knowing how long he would be compelled to stay in such uncomfortable quarters, caused him to anatbemetiso them most severely. lie finally became worried to such a degree, that he accidentally let an oath slip through his lips. "hark! what's that ?" exclaimed one, but the others heard nothing. "Jesu Maria!" thought Gus, "what a narrow escape. If any of the others had heard it, I should have been discovered, and then a pretty plight I would be in. I would be taken for a burglar." While thus congratulating himself on his escape, a shawl belonging to one of the ladies, hanging over the bock of the sofit, slipped behind. It was soon missed, and a search commenced. '•lt must have fallen behind the sofa," surmised the thin owner. "I will soon ascertain," said one of the young rising lions the sofit. one end of the soft, he whirled it nearly into the middle of the room. ;0d,..! what a scream ! The ladies Noted away at the sight of Gus lying on his face. 'Burglar! thief! robber!" shouted the head of the house, retreating towards the door. "Complimentary," said Gus, looking op. The two young gentlemen promptly seized hint and raised•him to his feet. "Give an necount of yourself; bow came you here?" were the questions put to bins. 'Thieves! robbers ! watch!" screamed all the young ladies. "Stop your noise," shouted the old gentleman, as Gus commenced an apology. "Ladies and gentlemen," said Gus, you have found me concealed under the sofa in a burglarious manner, but 'pun my soul, it was for a different t opose altogether." lie then gave a lucid explanation, and in such a manner that it set the old gentleman in a roar of laughter. The girl was called in to be questioned about the matter. "I shall see now, at any rate, who I have been skylarking with," thought Gus, as her step was heard on the stairs. A moment more, and a daughter of Ham, black as the ace of spades, strode into the room. Such an apparition of darkness struck our hero dumb. Fur a moment he was a model of amazement; but a roar of laughter from all in the room restored his scattered senses, and he became fully aware of his ridiculous position. "Where's my hat 7" he faintly ejaculated, as he rushed from the room. Until sleep closed his eyes, did the roar of laugh , ter ring in his ears, and when sound asleep, a vin• ion of the "negress" flitted before him. Tricks Upon Animals. In breaking or managing'a horse, however in tractable or stubborn his temper may be, preserve your own. Almost every fault of the brute arises front ignorance. Ile patient with him, teach and coax him, and in CV,. in time is certain. There are tricks, however, which are the results ofconfir med habit or viciousness, and these sometimes re quire a different treatment. A horse accustomed to starling and running away, may be enctually cured by putting hint to the top of his speed on such occasions, and running hint till pretty thor oughly exhausted. A horse that had a trick of pulling his bridle and breaking it, was at last reduced to better habits by tying him to a stake driven °tithe bank of a deep stream, with his tail pointing to the water; he com menced pulling at the halter, which, suddenly part ed, over the bank he tumbled, and after a somer set or two, and floundering, awhile iu the water, he was satisfied to remain at his post in future and break no more bridles. A ram has beets cured of butting at even• thing and every body, by placing an unresisting effigy in a similar position; when the sudden assault on a wintry day, resulted in tumbling his ramship into a cold bath, which his improved manner took good rare to avoid in future. A sheep-killing dog has been made too nuu•h ashamed ever again to look a sheep in the face, by tying his hind legs to a stout ram on the brow of a hill, while the duck were quietly feeding at the bottom. On being free, and somewhat startled at setting out in baste to rejoin his friends, he tum bled and dammed master Tray so sadly over the stones and gullies, that he was quite satisfied to confine himself to cooked mutton thereafter. Man's reason was given him to control "the boasts of the field and the birds of the air," by other means than brute force. if he will bring this into play, be will have no difficulty in snorting and overcoming, every emergency of perverse in stinct or bad habit in the dumb thing by his supe rior cunuing.--Ararrican Agriculturist. IW - A rural poet in describinghis lady love, says she is us graceful as a water lily, while her breath smells like au armful of clover. His case is certainly approaching a crisis. How often we err in our conceptions of the persons and things around us ! And yet, we are always ready to depend implicitly upon our own ..jnrlginentA. ri, r l en/rift/4f OLD WOMEN OF TUE 9 76 DOUSE. Interesting Incidents. What relates to Washington, and the war be led in, can never be tiresome. Here is an incident of a visit lately made by Lewis Gaylord Clark to the "Old '7O House," at the village of Tappan, and related in the editorial gossip of the July Knick erbocker: Arrived at the "Seventy-Six bates," we ex. amined the room where Major Andre was coati. ned, and from which he went forth to clic. Our friend, and the jotter down hereof, were made hap py. by a present, from the obliging proprietor of the house, of two of the pictured tiles which com pose a frame work around the fire place. Pock eting these interesting mementos of the past, we next repaired to an old, crumbling, low-roofed mansion, once the head quarters of Gen. Wash ington. We drew rein at the gate, and passed into a little patch of meadow that lay between us and the house. It was about half mown; the sweet scented grass lay in swaths around; and where the mower had stopped in his labors, there lay his scythe and whetstone. Little faith had our com- tnion that "Old Knick" could deftly wield that instrument of "Old Tempus," but ask him now.— Ask him if be didn't make the little meadow re sound with the cling clang of the whetstone, and len, seizing the sharpened instrument with long, sweeping strokes, lay as close cut and clean a swath around that field as he ever saw in his life. There are several thing that we can't do—but we can mow 1 Well, rejoicing in the glow which that best of all exercise has given us, we next repaired to the old house. It was more than a hundred years Id and the very personification of decay. We entered, and were cordially welcomed by its occu pants, two elderly ladies, who were born in the house. Nothing could be in more perfect keeping ith the mansion than those two women. One vas nearly eighty, and the other turned of seven but both were most agreeably lively for persons :o old, and were obligingly communicative.— ' , Many and many a time," said the elder of the two, "in this very room, has Gen. Washington held me in his lap. I remember it just as well as if it was but yesterday. lle was a most lovely man, Gen. Washington was—lovely ! Here," she continued, going to a cupboard, "he used to keep his things, and here's his very bowl he used to make his wine sangnree into ; and used to pass it round from one officer to another, when they come to see him. He seen a good deal of company, Gen. Washington did." We spoke of Major Andre. "Oh," said the old lady, "I see him ' more'n fifty times. He was a handsome man, and he was a kind man. I see him the very morning they took him to the top of the hill to hang him.— Every body felt sorry for him." We asked how Gen. Washington seemed to feel on the occasion. "Oh, he must ha' felt dreadful ! He walked back'ards and for'ards nil that morning in this very room, and I've beard Pap Blauvelt say that 110 never see him feel so bad afbre. lie kept looking at his watch every now and then, and was oncasy till the time had come, and Major Andre was hung. I seen Major Andre myself when he was a swingin' and I seen him when he was dug up, and so did you, too, Polly, didn't you 1" The old lady mentioned a circumstance connected with the revolution and with this spot, that struck us an interesting and somewhat instruc tive. The enemy, it would seem, were in the hali- it of coming sometime into the rich valley of Tap pan and driving otF cattle, sheep, etc. "One day Pap Blauvelt's nigger boy Jim, hearing some of 'em coming drove all our cattle into the swamp, and when they came up he told 'emit° hadn't seen no cattle, and so saved 'em. Pop Blanvelt liked him so much for this, that he told him he might have his liberty, but Jim wouldn't; be stayed with him more'n forty years a'ter that." And thus these good old people beguiled an hour with reminiscen ces of the revolution, to sonic others of which we may have occasion to refer to hereafter. Our ride home in the evening was made doubly pleasant by all that we had seen and heard, and we tetired to rest to dream of other days, and of the "times that tried men's souls." The Discontented Dove. The daughter of a poor, bat good and sensible mother, was complaining to her that, when she mixed with girls of her own age, she felt ashamed of her plain attire. The mother, instead of re monstrating with her daughter, read to her the following table. The dove appealed to its guardian genius, to bestow upon it a gayer external. " Why is it," said she, "that I have only the plain feathers, this unadorned plumage, While the peacock and parrot shine in such fine and glitter ing apparel?" "Thou shah have what thou desirest, gentle dove," said the genius; "hut remember, if thou would'st shine like either the peacock or the parrot thou must become like then in other respects. Art thou, then, willing to resign thine own char acter? Wouldst thou no longer ho my timid, tender, loving dove, that thou might's become vain and noisy as the peacock—chattering and idle as the parrot ?" "No," said the dove: "oh! no! kind genius; I will not give up the characteristics which render me thy care, and contribute so much to my hap piness. " The daughter looked up into her mother's face. "And I, too," said she," will remain thy dove, dear mother, and be satisfied with the gifts with which my heavenly father has endowed me."— Truth Teller. ""What are the chief suds of man?" asked a school teacher of his pupils. "Head and feet," was the prompt reply. The teacher fainted. VOL. XV.---NO. 44. A Splendid Description Patti Denton, a Methodist preacher in Texan, advertised a barbecue, with better liquor than usually furnished. When the people were assem bled, a desperado in the crowd cried out, "Mr, Paul Denton, your riverencc has lied: You prom ised us not only a good barbecue, but better liquor. Where is the liquor?" "There!" an swered the missionary, in tones of thunder, and pointing his motionless finger at the matchless double spring, gushing out in two strong columns, with a sound like a shout of joy from the bosom of the earth. 'There !' he repented, with a look terrible as the lightning, while his enemy actually trembled ou his feet; there is the liquor which God, the Eternal, brews for all- his children ! Not in the simineiing still, over smoky fires, choked with poisonous gases, and surrounded with the stench of siekening odors and rank cor ruption, cloth your Father in Heaven prepare the precious essence of life, the pure cold water. But in the green glade, and grassy dell; where the red peer wander, and the child loves to play, there Gotl brews it, and down, low down in the deepest valleys, where fountains rammer, and the rills sing; and high upon the tall mountain tops where the naked granite glitters like goad in he sun, where the storm t eloud broods and the thus.- der slot ms crush, and away far out on the u i!‘' sea, where the hurricane howls music, and tl., big waves roar the chorus, sweeping the. march God—there He brews it, that beverage of lif health giving water. And everywhere it is a thin ! of beauty; gleaming in the dew drop ; singing it the summer ruin, shining in the ice gem, till ti trees all seemed turned to living jewels, spreadii, a golden veil over the setting sun, or a white gauze around the midnight moon; sporting in the cataract, sleeping in the glazier; dancing in the hail shower, folding its bright snow curtains so softly about the wintry world; and weaving the many colored iris, that seraph's zone of the sky, whose warp is the raindrop of earth, whose woo' is the sunbeam of heaven, all checked over - celestial flowers, by the mystic hand of ref., Still always it is beautiful—that Mesfed life 1... No poison bubbles on its brink; its foam WI - not madness and murder, no blood stains its liqu, - gaze, pale widows and starring orphans weep not burning tears.in its deptht; no drunkard's shrieking ghost from the grave curses it in words of eternal despair! Speak out, my friends, would you ex change it fur demon's drink, alcohol 1' A shout like the roar of a tempest answered—" Ns t" California Land Titles. It is said the Pope has sent the Rev. John S. Almani, lately created Bishop of California, on a mission to this country to examine and report onr progress in the various arts and sciences, and public and private enterprises. MI is then to ex amine and display the titles of the old Jesuit prop erty in California, and it is thought will lay claim to one hundred and fifty millions of dollars worth of land, as the rightful property of the early Jesuit missionaries in that country. This, in con nection with a variety of land claims in California, mny yet give rise to extensive litigation. The validity of the old Spanish or Mexican grants to Capt. Sutter, Colonel Fremont and others, has been greatly doubted, but recent investigations by our Minister to Mexico it is said fully confirms the grants. If this be true, Bishop Almani will meet with but little difficulty in regaining posses sion of the landed property of the early Jesuit missionaries. ei r lf life be a battle, how mad must he he who fails to arm himself for the contest. If tVe he a storm, how infatuated is he who steps while his hark is driven amid unknown waters. If life he a pilgrimage, how unwise is ho Who strays from the right road, nor seeks to return until the twilight shadows gather round his pathway c a r An Irishman lost a child iu Ireland and af terwards emigrated to this country, where he lost another. Wishing to obtain a grave stone that would tell the whole story, ho had the lines onoa ved upon it: "Here lies two children dear, One in ould Ireland, 'tether here." GrA deacon of the South Church, Boston, having been invited to join iu the serenade to Jenny Lind, said he could not think of such a thing, but if it would be any favor to the commit tee, he would go the next evening and sing a Psalm or two under her window. girDo you find my eyes expressive of my feelings V' said sentinel lover to a lady he desired to please. "Oh, yes I presume so, " said the lady; '•they make me think of a codfish dying with the toothache:" eirThe wise man is ever learning, the fool thinks he has learned enough; so the good man wishes ever to be better, while the transgressor, fancying himself as worthy as many others, is content to be like them. Reade Washington, of the family of Gener al Washington, will not serve as United States Connuissioner at Pittsburg, under the Fugitive Law. GrA celebrated writer on sight says, that wearing veils permanently weakens many naturally good eyes, on account of the endeavors of the eye to adjust itself to the ceaseless vibration ofthat too common article of dress. les'lllr. Poitevin made n balloon ascension at Paris a short time since, mounted on the back of an ostrich! CZ" The frost saw the pretty Flower, and sought to marry. "Wilt thou ?" said the Frost, and the Flower wilted. **mio