!:. --I(('nntittqbon BY JAS. CLARK. CLOCKS! CLOCKS! CLOCKS! , IN any quantity, am: of all the various patterns the market affords, may be obtained at No. 5$ North 3d Street, six doors north of the City Hotel, at the Manufacturers lowest each prices. Clocks purchased at the above establishment may be depended upon as being good and dura ble time keepers, or the money refunded in case of the failure of any Clock to perform according to the recommendation. Purchasers, now is the time, and here is the place for bargains, and although I do not pretend to sell Clocks for less than cost, I can sell them at a figure which does not admit of complaint on the part of the closest buyer, and for the simple reason that I sell ex clusively for cash. THOS. READ, Jr. No. 55, North Third Street, Philadelphia Sept. 10, 1850.—tf. GLASGOW & STEEL, Saddle, Harness & Trunk Manufacturers. THE undersigned are now associated in the above business, in the old stand heretofore occupied by Wm. Glasgow, in Main street, near ly opposite the store of T. Read & Sou. Every thing in their line will be furnished on the shortest notice, and on terms that cannot fail to suit all. They manufacture the most of their work themselves, and can therefore assure the public that every article will be matte in the beet and most durable manner. Oar' A large assortment of superior SAD DLES, READY MADE, always on hand. Og" Hides, and country produce, generally, taken in exchange for work. Wm. GLASGOW returns thanks for the liberal patronage heretofore extended to him, and hopes that his old patrons will continue to patronize the new firm. WM. GLASGOW, August 27, 1850. WM. J. STEEL. IMPOSITION STOPPED I NEW LIVERY I—l t is a well known fact that the public have been imposed upon by Liveries in this place; therefore I would res pectfully announce to the citizens of Huntingdon and vicinity, that I have the BEST SADDLE, CARRIAGE *No BUGGY HORSES ever kept in a Livery in this place, and will accommodate all who may favor me with their custom, at the most reasonable rates. I hope by strict attention to my business, and an endeavor to please all, to merit and receive a liberal share of public patronage. JOSEPH 0. STEWART. Sept. 17, 1850.—tf. Another Arrival at the i•Elephant." rpms DAY RECEIVED, Splendid EIGHT 1 CENT SUGAR, beautiful Fall style of Calicoes, Muslins, Flannel., Trimmings, Boots and Shoes, Caps, &c., which will be disposed of at the same rates which have rendered the "Elephant" proverbial as being, by far, th. cheapest store in town. October 1, 1850. NOTICE. ALL persons knowing themselves indebted to the subscriber living in Water street, Hun tingdon county, will please call and make pay ment on or before the Ist day of November next, and all persons having claims against me, will present the same for settlement immedi. ately. CHRISTIAN FOLK. Water Street, Oct. 1,1850.-3 t. Administrator's Notice. LETTERS of Administration havebeen grant ed to the undersigned, upon the estate of JOHN RUTTER, late of Cromwell town ship, Huntingdon county, dec'd. All persons knowing themselves indebted, are requested to make immediate payment, and those having claims, will present them, properly anthentica., ted, for settlement. BENEDICT STEVENS, WILLIAM RUTTER, Oct. 1,1850.-6 t. AdmintBtrators. STRAY COW. CAME to the premises of the subscriber, in Tod township, about the Ist of July last, a white and red spotted COW, supposed to be about 8 years old, with a swallow fork on left ear, and a notch on under side of same ear.— The owner is requested to call, prove property, pay charges, and take it away, otherwise the Cow will ba disposed of accordims to law. WIDOW MATHIAS. Oct. 1, 180.-31. PAMPHLET LAWS. PROTHONOTARY'S OFFICR 9 Huntingdon, September 17, 1850. NOTICE is hereby given that the Laws of the late session of the Penn'a. Legislature have been received at this office, and are ready to be delivered to those who are by law entitled to receive them. THF:O: H. CREMER, Prothonotary. WATCHES AND JEWELRY. T T. SCOTT has this morning, (Aug. 12,) • received from Philadelphia an additional as sortment of Gold and Silver Watches, Jewelry, &c. Re is enabled to sell this stock at much reduced prices. Call at his new establishment 3 doors west of T. Read & Son's Drug Store, and satisfy yourselves. [Aug. 13, 1850. AUCTION STORE! THE undersigned respectfully informs the _cit izens of Huntingdon that he has opened an Auction Room in the brick building next door to the Huntingdon Book Store, in which will be held sales ou WEDNESDAY and SATURDAY evenings of each week, and also on SATUR DAY AFTERNOONS. Sales to commence at 2 o'clock. HORACE W. SMITH. October 1, 18.50.—tf. EXECUTOR'S NOTICE. NOTICE is hereby given, that Letters Tes tamentary have been granted to the under signed, on the estate of HENRY L. KEISTER, late of Springfield township, deceased. Persons knowing themselves indebted will come forward and make payment, and all those having claims will present them for settlement. BENEDICT STEVENS, Executor. Sept. 3, 1.830.-6t.—51,75 pd. State Mutual Fire Insurance Co. of HARRISBURG, PA. Office at the Huntingdon Book Store. HORACE W. SMITH, Authorized Agent July 23, 1850. B. M. GILDEA, SURGEON DENTIST AND JEWELER PETERSBUNO, HUNTINGDON COUNTY, August 13, :850,-2m. CHOICE POETRY PM HAPPY. BY OLIVER WENDELL HOLMES, Sweet coz ! I'm happy when I can, And merry while I may, For life's at most a narrow span, At best a winter's day. If care could make the sunbeam wear A brighter, warmer hue, The evening star shine out more fair, The blue sky look more blue, Then should I be a graver man— But since 'tis not the way, Sweet coz ! I'm happy when I cart, And merry while I may! If sighs could make us sin the less, Perchance I were not glad— If mourning were the sage's dress, My garb should then be sad. But since the angel's wings are white, And e'en the young saints smile— Since virtue wears a brow of light, And vice a robe of guile— Since laughter is not under ban, Nor gladness clad in gray— Sweet coz ! I'm happy when I can, And merry while I may ! I've seen a bishop dance and reel, And a sinner fast and pray, A knave at the top of Fortune's wheel, And a good man cast away. Wine I have seen your grave once quaff Might set our feet afloat, But I never heard a hearty laugh From oat a villain's throat; And I never knew a mirthful man Make sad a young maid's day— So, coz ! I'm happy when I can, And merry while I may! MISCELLANEOUS MAGAZINE FASHION PLATES. Folks do not need to know how they should look without clothes, for this is not the way they are to appear. What the public wants to know is, what 'woman ought to look like when dressed; and we do approve of Jenny Lind exhibiting a full for med waist. If she has such a one as Graham's portrait represent's God speed her voyage. Her visit will be worth ten thousand times more than it will cost. If she can introduce the fashion of nat ural waists it will be worth ten dollars a ticket to see her if she never opened her lips ; but why does Graham give the preposterous fashion plate to counteract and overbalance all the good he can do by a thousand representations of stature. Does he not know that the mere name will cause it to bo imitated despite all consequences? We are partic ularly out of humor with the whole batch of fash ion plate Magazines. Godey, Graham, Sartain and Peterson have instigated more murders than ever Nero committed. They spread as much do mestic misery, and do as much for the deteriora tion of our race, as all the rumsellers in the nation. Their magazines are a curse to humanity. We have never seen this its so forcible a light until very lately. We should like to know how many of our renders have seen a family of blooming girls who have sub scribed for, or have received a fashion plate Mag azine for one year and did not lose their roses the next. They appear to us to sow seeds of consump tion and death wherever we go. We are daily getting more and more out of patience with them, as every little while we see a pair of cheeks as pale as ashes, that first had bloomed like the roses of Juno ; and bright eyes glaring with fever that once sparkled with health. When we see a young girl prepare to lie down in her coffin, we could au dibly pray for curses on the destroyer who stole into her chamber with smiling face and honeyed words, and taught her the art of suicide as a most becoming feminine accomplishment. The sedu cers of female honor are scarcely more reprehen sible than those who for two or three dollars a year, cunningly teach a young girl to take her own life piece-meal—to murder herself day by day—and commit the greatest crime without a qualm of con science. We know women now who are dying, dying, dying, by their own hand, and piously saying their prayers every day, and fur their death the Maga zine publishers are accountable at the bar of the Eternal. They are murdering them as truly as ever David slew Uriah by the sword of the Ama lekites. No human agency can teach these poor victims of fashion-plate mongers that the long whalebones sticking down into their sides, the tight strings tied around the small of the buck, and weight of skirts dragging on them, are crushing their lives out and dragging them to their graves. They will not believe they are entailing misery and disease and death upon their children. But yet, many of them do know it, and with all their vaun ted love for their olli , priug would rather see their little ones suffer ten thousand deaths, than they themselves should fail to look "like Prometheus in my picture here"—a long sided funnel set on a jug, Cr A few evenings ago, a little boy sat look ing in silence at the stars, as they came forth with the shade of night. At length he asked his &tiler, "Pa, are not the stars the Angel's eyes 9" This ques tion, from a child four years old, embodies a su blimity of poetic thought which few gray heads would conceive. lir Dobbs says the first time a girl kissed him he felt as if ho were eliding down a rainbow, with Yankee Doodle in each hand ! HUNTINGDON, PA., TUESDAY, OCTOBER 22, 1850. THE LOVE OF 'FLOWERS. "Flowers are the alphabet of angels, whereby they write on hills and plains mysterious truths." It is because flowers are such lovely emblems of innocence, so like the merry face of 'childhood, that they have a large place in our best affections. They ever remind us of our days of boyhood and buoyancy; when nature, our fond mother, sat up on the hills, clapping her hands with joy, and giv ing us air the earth, with its rocks, and hills, and forests, for our school and play-ground; when the young soul was just fresh from its home in heav en, and not yet corrupted and defiled by a cold, callous, and calculating world; when quiet nooks nclosed us with their greenness, and we found companions in the wild bee, and the morning breezes, and in everything which wore the impress of beauty, whether animate or inanimate; when all things were clad with beauty, and were wor shipped with a veneration beyond utterance; when each leaf and flower was a palace of sweet sights and scents, and the bending boughs were woven into fairy bowers of enchantment, and touched us with heaven's own glorious sunshine; when we picked up lessons of love and delight by river sides, by brooks, and hawthorn paths, in quiet glens and in green fields, and inhaled, from every passing breeze, health, intelligence and joy; when all things grew and expanded into broad and living hope, calm, lovely, promising and serene, as a bright vision by a sick man's bed. And then too, the holy memories which they embalm in their folded buds and undewed chalices—memories fraught with sorrow, but not less welcome to our hearts. Tender recollections, perchance of parents now sleeping in green repose in the ivied church yard, though fur divided from us by a gulf of world ly cares and sordid interests, no longer controlling our actions with a judicious watchfulness and care, no longer checking us, as we are about to pluck the fatal weeds of folly, and to inhale the breath of the sinful blossoms which pleasure scatters in our path—beautiful and fragrant, but fraught with the bane of misery—luring us to tarry in voluptu ous bowers, and steep our souls in sensual de lights, where repentance and self-reproach, for precious time tltus squandered and irrecoverably lost, come upon us as a reward, and give, in re turn for excess of light, a maddening despair and blindness. "Oh lovely flowers! the earth's rich diadem, Emblems are yo of heaven, and heavenly joy, And starry brilliance in a world of gloom; Peace, innocence, and guileless infhncy Claim sisterhood with you, and holy is the tic." And what so pnre and worthy of our love, as the sweet flowers which bloom along our pathway, ever seeking to find a place in our bosoms, and to blend, by association of ideas, the experiences with the pleasures of life; refreshing the worn mind with waters from the untainted fountain of pure feeling, which flows from the emerald mead ows of childhood, and leading us from the world's thorny and flowerless desert to a mirage of greets olives and living oasis ! How often, when disease has wasted the frame, and anxiety and suffering have well nigh done their work, the suffererawaits calmly the approaching dissolution, and stands, pausing on the brink of another world in majestic hope and confidence—the joys, sorrows, and fears of life's fevered dream all unheeded and banished from the memory in all their pristine freshness and beauty ! The soul, as it grows near to God, becomes more pure and holy; and o,e love of flowers break forth in new and ten-told beauty, even when the soul is ready for its rest, for flowers are antetypes of the angelic, and meet tokens of the world of beauty which lies beyond the vesti bule of the future life. It was the beloved and lamented L. E. L. who sung— "We like the mockery that flowers Exhibit on the mound Beneath which lie the happy hours Hearts dreamt, but never found." The Drunkard. We could not live near one, for we should die of sick stomach. It may be very angelic for a pure minded virtuous woman to love and caress a great drunken beam', but for one share we have not the slightest pretensions to being an angel, and the coil of au Anaconda would be quite as pleasant a corsage as the entwining of a drunkard's arm.— From the smell they have on the streets, one would imagine the angel that staid near them would re quire to be pretty strongly scented with brimstone. Evil communications corrupt good manners, and people are forbidden to be unequally yoked ! we can think of no yoke so unequal as that which would bind a woman to a drunkard; and we most firmly believe, that so far from its being the duty of a wife to live with a drunken husband, it is a violation of the laws of God and the dictates of common sense and common decency. A woman who will persist in so living, should be shut up in a lunatic asylum. Grant it, that site has a right to dispose of herself as she pleases ! Has she a right to entail misery and degradation upon a help less offspring? Has she any right to furnish the State with paupers and criminals 1 Has the drun kard any right to hand down his vices, and their consequences to posterity.—Mrs. Swiss/whs. fir A doctor, calling upon a gentleman who had been some time ailing, put a fee into the pa tient's hand, and took the medicine himself which he had prepared for the sick man. He was not made sensible of his error till he found himself getting ill, and the patient getting better. 'A western orator, haranguing his audience on the vast extent and overwhelming population of the American Republic, exclaims, by way of a climax, "Fennell Hall was its cradle, but where shall we find timber enough for its coffin ?" dr Napoleon, during his military career, fought sixty battles; Ctesar fought but fifty. SALLY MAGUS. How she Managed the Men. "Well here I be; wake, snakes, the day's abreaking ; now I'se set my eyes on a good many strange things in my day, but this gettin' married business beats every thing I ever did see. It goes a head of Sam Fling, when he wanted to buy one of my cheese to make a grindstun. When I had a husband—Devil's whiskers !—if he only said beans to me, I made him jump round like a stump tail cow in flytime. "But there's Mrs. Fletcher, she's three parts a 'lateral born fool, and t'other part is as soft as a bikd cabbage. A woman that don't stand up for her rights is n disgrace to my sect. how any man should ever want to marry such a molasses candy critter as she is, is one of the secrets of human nater. And as to handsome—handsome never stood in her shoes. For she looks as if she'd break in two if she tried to lift a pot of potatoes. I sun pose her fingers were made to play the pianos. " Now, it's my notion, wben a woman gives a man her hand, it ought to be big enough to hold her heart at the same time. Such a hand as mine is worth giving, for I can stop a bung hole with my thumb, and I've done it too. " I went into Fletcher's this morning and trite as I'm a vartuous woman, he was 'busing on her like a dog for lending his receipt book to Miss Brown, who's fond of reading. I 'spose he did'in keer for the receipts that was written in the hook; but it was the receipts that was'nt there, and ought to be, that stack into Isis crop. And Miss Fletch er hang down her head, and looked for all the world like a duck in a thunder storm. I jest pat my arms agin my sides, and looked her man right in the eye 'till he looked as white as a corpse. I'ts always a way every body's got when I fixes my eyes on 'em. And the way my looks white wash ed his brazen face, was better than slaked lime.— There, says I, to Mrs. Fletcher, says I, }roar hus band had ought to had me for a wife. When my man was alive, he'd no more think of saying noth ing impenlent to me, than he'd take the black sow by the tail when she's nursing her pigs; and yon midst lava to stick up to yottr man jest like a new hair bnish. "I never found my debility in managing these he critters, for I always teitched 'em what's same for the goose is servo for the gander. There's no two ways with me ; I'm all of size, stub-twisted. and made of horse.shoe nails. I'm chock fall of grit and a rough post for any one to rub their backs agin ; any gal like me, what can take a bag ()lineal on her shoulder and tote it to the mill, ought to be able to shake any man of her heft. Some thinks I ought to get married, and two or throe has tried to spark it with me, but I never listens to none of their flattery. Though there was Blarney Bud come flatterl)•ing' me like a tub of new butter.— For I've no notion of being trampled up in their halters of hymens. I likes my liberty, and wants no halters or bridles put upon me. " Sain Mooney was shinin' up to me too; and then there was Jim Swcotbrcd, the butcher; but he did'm find me half enough for Isis market. It isn't everything that sticks its legs in brodcluth that's going to carry off a gal of my sperit. My charms ain't to be had for the bare axing. " Gettin' married is a serious Mg, as I tolled my old man when I was wallopin' him with a leg of mutton, because he took my shoe brush to clean his teeth with. Wherever there is a nose, there is a mouth not far off, and that proves that fluter has given women her rights as well as man." Jenny Lind's Liberality. Jenny Lind has been six weeks in America, and given sixteen Concerts, which have netted not fbr from $160,000, which is divided between her and Mr. Barnum. In this brief space of time, Miss Lind gave to the charities of New York $lO,OOO, at a single disbursement: $l,OOO to a Swedish Church in Chicago, and a few additional thou sands in private donations. She has now for dis tribution to the charities ofßoston, $7,252. In the words of Cowper, truly may it he said of her, that "True charity, a plant divinely nurs'il, Fed by the love from which it rose at first, Thrives against hope, and, in the rudest scene, Storms but enliven its unfailing green; Exuberant in tlesllndow it supplies, Its fruit on earth, its growth aboVe the skies." The proceeds of her charity concerts in Boston, have been distributed thus:—to the Boston Port Society, Association for Aged and Indigent Fe males, and the Musical Fund Society, cacti $1,000; to the Boston Children's Friend Society, Farm School for Indigent Boys, Charitable Orthopedic Association, Boston Female Asylum, Howard Be nevolent Society, Society for the Prevention of Pauperism, Parent Wash'tn Temperance Society, each $500; and to miscellaneous objects of chari ty, $455; being a total of $7,225. In the Wrong Pocket. A capital joke is told of a candidate for Gover nor, of a Western State. During a speech of his he proceeded to descant upon the extravagance of the age, declaring himself to bo one of the plain yeomanry; an old silver "bull's eye," that cost him but ten dollars, was all the watch that he ever carried, and it was plenty good enough for him ; and to illustrate the filet, the judge put his hand into his pocket and drew forth—not a silver "bull's eye"—but a magnificent gold repeater! The shouts of the crowd can be betterimagimd than described while the would-be governor made a most precip itate retreat. The fact is, the silver watch was car ried for electioneering purposes, and in the excite ment of speech-making, when he went to draw it forth, he put his hand in the wrong pocket. tar The People of Vermont are preparing to send a Mammoth Memorial to Congress and tho President, in favor of Universal Peace, on the ba sis suggested at the Frankfort Peace Convention. 9 " ‘I ' ° 10 1 / 1 r i ttft) TUE' LATE PEACE CONGRESS, FROM THE LONDON "PUNCH:2 How the world would stagnate, were it not fur the follies of the hair-brained and the enthusiastic! Happily, they now and then make the sides of the grave and wise to shake with wholesome laughter, even though the aforesaid gravity and wisdom sub side into compassion—profound pity of the Utopi ans. How many laughs has wisdom enjoyed at the cost of speculative folly ! There was one Har vey, who avouched a discovery of the circulation of the blood. And the world laughed and then rebuked hinfr and finally—for his outrageous non sense—mud:died by depriving him of his practice. There was ono Jenner, who, having speculated upon the hands of certain dairy-maids, theorised upon vaccine virus, and declared that in the cow he had found a remedy for small pox. And the world shouted, and the wags were especially droll, foretelling, in their excess of witty fancies, the growth of cows' horns from the heads of vaccina ted babies. When it was declared that our streets should be illuminated by ignited coal-gas—the gas to flow under our feet—the world laughed, and then checked in its merriment, stoutly maintained that some night, London, from end to end, would he 11101111 up. Windier, the gas man, was only a more tremendous Guy Fawkes. When the ex , perimenud steam-boat was first essayed at Black well, and went stern foremost, the river rang with laughter. There never was such a waterman's holiday. When Stephenson was examined by the parliamentary sages upon a railway project, by which desperate people were to travel at the rate of, aye, fifteen miles nn hour, the Quarterly Re view laughed a sardonic laugh, asking, with a kil ling irony, "Would not men as soon be shot out of a gun, as travel by such means?" And when, last week, the Peace Congress met at Frankfort, did not the wise ones laugh at the tinkering Pacificators—the simple ones in broad brim and drab? They met in St. Paul's Church, and tiger Haynau listened to them, and was not there and that changed to a lamb; neither was a single piece of cannon turned, by the eloquence of the' talkers, into honey. The wise world has laughed at the circulation of the blocat—at gas— at steamboats—at railways. Why should not the world enjoy its horse-collar grin at the preachers of peace ! Why should not arbitration (until an - fteceptea principle) rie quite as ridiculous Loma triumphant] as vaccination? If Jenner wits a quack, why should not the dove—the symbol of peace—be pronounced a most fitbnlous goose? Meanwhile, and only a few hours after the tie- Part. , of the Peace Congress, England and France are tied together by the electric wire, and the lightning carries news between the nations—the natural cuendel. An electric wire front Dover to Cape Grisnez ! What a line of comment on the laughers ! May no storm reach, no anchor cleave, no fish or sunken rocks molest that giant percha tube, the white man's Pipe of Peace! Jack-o'-Lanterns, Upon this apparently barren and 'unpromising theme, a modern writer strings together the fol lowing ariginal unit amusing moral reflections: "Every man has his Jack-o'-Lantern; in night or noon-day—in lonely wild or in populous city— each has his Jack-o'-Lautern. To this man Jack comes in the likeness of a bottle of old port, sedu cing him from sobriety, and leasing him in is quag mire; to that man he appears in the form of a splendid ;Anatol' and a pair of grays, driving him into the open jaws of ruin. To one he presents himself in the guise of a cigar, keeping him in a constant cloud; to another he appears in no shape Ma that of an old black-letter volume, over which he continues to pore long after his wits are gone. .Jack-o'-Lantern is to sonic people a mouldy board ed guniea—and these lie leads into the miser's slough of despond; while to others, when he pays them a visit, he rolls himself up iu the form of a dire-box—nod then he makes beggars of them.— Poetry is one man's Jack-o'-Lantern, and a spin ning jenny is another's. Fossil bones buried fath oms deep in the earth, act Jack's part, and lure a way one class to explore and expound; Cuyps and Claudes, in the sane way, play the same part with a second class, and tempt them to collect, at the sacrifice of every other interest or pursuit in life. Jack still now take the likeness of a French cook, and draw a patriot frond& beloved country to en joy a foreign life, cheap; and now lie will assume the appearance of a glass of water, persuading the , the tee-totaller, who drunk 'liken fish' in las young days, to drink a great deal more like a fish in his old days."—Exchanyr pap, The Bell Bird. One meets lathe forests of Guyana, a bird much celebrated wills the Spaniards, called campanero, or bell-bird. Its voice is loud and clear as the sound of a bell, and may be heard at the distance of a league. No song, no sound can occasion the astonishment produced by the tinkling of the cam ' poser°. He sings morning and evening, like most other birds, at mid-day he sings also. A stroke of the bell is heard, a pause of a minute ensues; RCM(' tinkling, and a pause of the same duration is repeated; finally, a third ringing, followed by a silence of six or eight minutes. "Acoron," says an enthusiastic traveller, "who'd halt in the heat of chase, Orpheus would let fall his hate to listen ; so novel, sweet, and romantic, is the silver tink ling of the snow-white can panero." This bird is about the size of a jay; from its head arises n con ical tube of about three inches long, of a brilliant black, spotted with small white feathers, which communicates with the palate, and when inflated with air, resembles an ear of corn. 01 I it were not for hope the heart would break VOL. XV.--NO. 41. AN AMUSING LNCIDENT.. Jenny Lind Leading the Fashion. The most laughable incident connected with the Queen of Song that we have yet heard, is said to have taken place at the Irving House on the first day of her arrival in the City of Gotham. As the gong rung for dinner, there was a perfect stampede among the female boarders of the house, to obtain the earliest possible scrutiny, of the various articles of dress, ribbons, coral), or hair-pins, with which the Swedish nightingale might be pleased to adorn. herself on this, her first appearance, before the young and blooming females of America. Judge then, of the surprise and mortification of every lady present, when the affected son,gstress enter ed the room stressed in the simplest manner possi ble, and nothing to prevent her flowing locks from falling on her gracefully sloping shoulders, but a few plain hair-pins. As she enteredthe room and took her seat at the table s there was almost an unanimous exclamation of—" What! no tonal, on the back of the head! Oh, how unfortunate that I should not have known it, so that I might have left mine in my room and used a fewpins instead." Now, he it known to, our male readers, that the anxiety to ascertain the quality and quantity, of Jenny's wearing funs, 'was not a fault or peculi arity belonging exclusively to the foregoing ladies; but one that is inheritant in the sex, or proven by the fact that on Jenny's retiring to her room, she immediately addressed her dressing maid as fol lowi— " Susey, dear, I noticed that all the ladies pre sent at the table to-day, had their hair dressed with great taste and care, and fastened behind with a large comb—and as I do not wish to appear odd or eccentric while sojourning among so good a people, you will please go oat shopping to day, dear, and obtain me a large comb with which I can fasten up my hair behind, American fashion." With a determination to be behind the fashion no longer than could possibly be helped, some thing over a hundred females were busily engaged during the most of the day, in so dressing their hair that without the assistance of combs, it should appear a lo Jenny Lind. As Jenny entered the room, the next clay, what was het surp rise and mortification, on noticing that instead of every lady having a large .comb in her hair as on the day previous, the hair in every in- The mortification of the female boarders, how ever, was still greater thanti ut of Jenny—to think that the entirepart of the afternoon of the previ ous day, and some three hours previous to tho ringing of the gong on the present weas:or, 1 al been devoted to the subject of hair dressing, (the Irving in fart, having been transformed into a six storied 13arber-shop,) and after all, the Nightin gale had made her second appearance in a largo comb of precisely the same pattern that they had east astute as useless and unfashionable,but twenty fotu• hours previous. Breach of Promise Case, A charming, business-like young milliner, who had been in the habit of tripping into a bank for her small change, made her vi it the other day, and says, "Good morning, Mr. Cashier, I have come liar five dollars worth of your small change." "I am sorry, Miss, that we cannot accommodate you," was the reply." "But here is your promise to pay on demand." "I cannot help that." "Then you break your promise, do you ?" "Certainly." "And with impunity?" "To be sure, our charter allows it." "Allows you to make as many Iromises as you I please, and break them when you please?" "It may be so construed." "Alt, dear me, how I wish I was a bank and had 1 a charter." "Why so?" "Because I have made a promise—not a prom ise to pay a five dollar note, which I would blush to break; hut a promise of my very self to one I do not love." "Why don't you break it, then?" "Alt, ah, Hr. Cashier, there's the rub. Unlike, your bank, I have no charter, and should be sued !iv to breach of promise, and heavily fined." The Cow Tree, On the parched side of a rock on the mountains of Venezuela grows a tree with dry and leathery foliage, its large woody roots scarcely penetrating into the ground. For several months in the year its leaves are not moistened by a shower, its bran ches look as if they were dead and withered ; but when the trunk is bored, a bland and nourishing milk flows from it. It is sunrise that the vegeta ble fountain flows most freely. At that time, tho blacks and natives are seen coming from all parts provided with large bowls to receive the milk, which grows yellow mid thickens at its surfiice.— Some empty their vessels on the spot, while others carry them to their children. One imagines ho sees the amity of a shepherd who is distributing the milk of his flock. It is named thepato de coca or cow tree. LW Thu finest cosiness we know of, is early rising, exercise in the open air, temperance in eat ing and drinking, cleanliness; and last, though not least, perpetualgood humor. Keep your fitee with a smile on it, as smiles are easily implanted by cultivation, on the human countenance. far The Reston Post says that it lightened like thunder, and thundered like lightning iu that city on Wednesday night. eir Why is a uico young lady like a confirmed drunkard? Because neither of them are sati,fica with a moderate use of the glass