,Y JAS. CLARK. THE FATHER 15 COMING. RY MART LOWITt. The clock is on the stroke of six, The father's work is done, Sweep up the hearth and mend the fire, And put the kettle on I The wild night wind is blowing cold, 'Tis dreary crossing o'er the Wold. He's coming o'er the wold apace, He's stronger than the storm ; He does not feel the cell), not he, His heart it is so warm ; For father's heart is stout and true As ever human bosom knew ! Stay, do not dose the shutters, child, Far, far along the lane, The little window looks, and he Can see it shining plain; I've heard him say he loves to mark, The cheerful fire-light through the dark, And we'll do all that father likes, His wishes are so few I Would they were more, that every hour Some wish of his I knew! I'm sure it makes a happy day, When I can please him any way! I know he's coming by this sign, The baby's almost wild; See bow he laughs, and crows,and stares— Heaven bless the merry child ! His father's self in face and limb, And father's heart is strong in him! Hark ! hark ! I hear his footsteps now-- He's through the garden gate ; Run, little Bess, and ope the door, And do not let him wait ! Shout, baby, shout and clap thy hands, For father on the threshold stands ! SCENES OF TISIE. LAST WAR. hill!. MANSON'S i..scHT rOom wnsnmaTori The following account of Mrs. Mad ison's flight from Washington, and of the saving of Stewnrt's portrait of Gen. Washington, when that capital was ta hen by the English during the late tear; is from Mr. C. J. Ingersoll's fertlictirit ing history: Part of Col. Carberry's regitnent of regulars was quartered not fttr from the President's house, in the large hull of which were stored munitions of war.— '1 wo canon, served by four artillerists, were planted before the front door. Mrs. Madison gathered the most .precious cabinet papers, some clothing and other important articles, packed in a carriage, and made ready for what all anticipated ---flight. Dr. Blake, the Mayor of Wash ington, twice culled to warn her of the peril of her situation, and urged her de parture. The four artillerists fled, leaving her alone in the house, with no attendants but servants, the most intel ligent and reliable of whom was one called French John, Mr. John Stonsa, a native of Paris, who came to this coun try ni a seaman on board the French frigate Didon, accompanied by the Cy bele, another frigate, in 1804, commis sioned to take back Jerome Bonaparte, whose marriage with a beautiful Amer can wife gave umbrage to his ambitious and imperious, and soon to be Imperial brother. Talleyrand addressed his mas ter the emperor, When crowned,deploring the " degradation Of a whole family of American cousins;" and and then Mr. Siousa, with several °there Of the French crews of the two frigates, deserted from nn imperial navy to establi-h himself in this country, and becoine the father of sixteen republican ertildren. Living first in the service bf Mr. Merry, When British Minister to the United states, and afterwards of Mr. Erskine; froth his family Mr. Siousa went to that of Mr. Madison, as his porter, and is yet living, messenger of the Metropolis Blink of Washington. Not long after the Mayor's Sectind hall on Mrs. Madison, pressing, her de parture, she still lingering for tidings bf her husband, his faithful, brave young blare, Jim, returned with . his . master's last note, in pencil, directing her to fly at once. The horses already harnessed to the carriages, were ordered to the door, and with her female servants in one, and only a little black girl in her ewe, Mrs. Madison drove di. The afternoon before, Mr. George W: P. Custis, of Arlington, on the other side Of the Potomac, opposite to Washing ton, grandson of Mrs. Custis, General Washington's wife, in whose family he was brought up--a gentleman fend of painting, and of all memorials of his grandmother's husband, particularly ev ery variety of portraits of Washington— called at the President's to save a full length picture which has been among the few ornaments of the presidential mansion during its ten incumbencies, from that of the first Admits, on the re moval of the seat of government, in 1800, to the District of Columbia. The Picture, in 1814, hung on the west wall of the large dining room, instead of the east wall of the small parlor where it is now. The President promised Mr. Cos. tie that it should be taken care of, and Mrs. Madison deemed it her duty not to leave such a trophy fur the captors. It is one of Washington's likenesses by Stewart, stamped with his superiority as a portrait painter, the bead and face ( 7 7 nnfit(bcfn strongly resembling the original. Neg ligent as Steuart was of all but the face of his pictures, the person of Washing' ton was left for another artist, NA intim ley, to when President Adams' son•in- Wth. Smith, stood for the body, limbs, posture, and manner of this par ody ; so that Washington's tall, gaunt person, his shape air and attitude, are much better given by '1 ruinbull's rep resentation of him in the several histo rical pictures which fill pnnnels in the ttttunda at the Capital. Mrs Madison, with the carving knife in her hand, stood by while French John and others strove to detach the picture uninjured from its heavy external gilt frame, and pre serve it whole on the inner wooden work by which it was kept distended and screwed to the wall. Charles Carroll, of Belleveu, a gen , tleman intimate in the President's lam ily, entered from the affair at Bladens burg, while the French porter, John Si ousa, and the Irish gardener, Thomas McGaw, were laboring with a hatchet to take down the picture, and remon strated against Mrs. Madison risking capture for such an object, which Mr. Carroll urged, ought not to delay her departure. Her letter to her sister, Mrs. Washington, states that the picture was secured before she left the house: Mr. Siousa, who is highly worthy of credit, thinks she was gone before it was done, as the letter expresses the accompliih meet. The Irish gardener, to ivhbie aid, in the midst Of the work, Mr. Jacob Barker came in, according to Siousa's recollectinn, rrhile he ivas gone to bring an ii*e, got the picture down from the wall, and placed it in the hands of Mr. Barker ; with whom, according to Si- Ouse's statement, there was no other per stin except a black man, whom Siousa took for Mr. Barker's servant. Carried off, upheld whole in the inner wooden frame, beyond Georgetown, the picture was deposited by Mr. Barker in a place of safety. The Presidential household god, the image of the Father of his Coen try--by whom its chief city was fixed near his home, and by whose name it was called—was , thus snatched from the clutch or torch of the barbarian captors. Such, as near as it can be ascertained, is -the truth of its rescue, which hits been embroiled in newspaper polemic by sev eral claimants to part of the honor. Mrs. Madison, driving to Georgetown; went firstto the residence of the Secre tery of the Navy, then to Bellevue, and, ' joined by the families of Mr. Jones and Mr. Carroll, returned to the town, insi* ting that her terrified coachman should take her beck towards the President's house, to look for him, whom she unex pectedly found near the lower bridge, at tended by Mr. Monroe and Mr. Rush, Who all reached the President's house scion after she left it, and stopped there a few minutes for refreshments. Col. Laval, with some of his dragoons, the regulars, and a company or two of vol unteers, also stopped there, thirsting for drink, which was furnished in buckets of water and bottles of wine, set before the door for a hurried draught, during whielt Short stay many things were ta ken out of the house by individuals; inost of ,them, probably, to be secured and restored as some were, but not all ; for the Secretary of the Treasury's fine duelling pistols, which the President took froM his holster§§ . and laid on the table, were carried of f; end neder recov ered. . As soon as the executive and Mil itary fugitides disappeared, Siousa, sol itary and alone in the house, who had before secured the gold and silVer moun ted carbines and pistols of the A lgerine minister, which are now in the Patent Office; carried the parrot to Col: Tay lor'sresidenee, and left it there in ehdrge of the French minister's cook; and then returning, shut all the doors and win dows 01 the President's house, and taking the key tvith him; went for security to the residence of Daschkaf, the Russian minister; then at Philadelphia. The British broke open the house and burned it, as before stated, without discovering; as is believed, anything they deemed worth preserding; if they found a feast there, as one of theta relates, like har py's food, it Was consumed in the orgies of their filthy debauch. While the ladies of Mr. Jones and Mr. Carr Al's families lingered in George town for Mrs. Madison, she accompa nied her husband to the bank of the Po tome where one small boat was kept ready, of the many others all sunk or removed but that one, to transport the President, Mr. Monroe, Mr. Mason, and Mr. Carroll to the Virginia shore. The boat was too small to carry all at once, so that several trips were necessary, as the shades of night set in upon them like departing spirits leaving the world behind, to be feiried over an inevitable Styx President,secretftry, attorney, end commissary general seemed condemned to an immortality of at least contempt and malediction in the world. HUNTINGDON, PA,, TUESDAY, JULY 31, 1849. About th tt time it must have been, if ever, as Mrs. Madison is clear in her recollection was the case at some time, that Cockburn's proffer reached them of an escort for her to a place of safety ; for it was impossible till nightfall, till when he did not enter the city ; imper fect remembrance of which event may give color to Gen. Armstrong's impres sion, derived from Dr. Thornton, that Ross and Cockburn tendered the Presi dent a proposal for a ransom of the pub lic buildings; two distinct proposals, if any such were made, of which the es. (tort for her was declined, and the ran som for the city repulsed with disdain. Mrs. Madison, after seeing her hus band over the river, drove back, attend. ed by John Graham and nine volunteer cavalry, to her female companions, the families of Mr. Jones and Mr. Carol!, in Georgetown. The President's orders were to pass the night wherever she round find a convenient, safe place in Virginia, and join him next day at a tav ern sixteen miles from Georgetown, which was the appointed place of meet mg. Movieg slowly OnOiard; thti rend encumbered by baggage wagons and other hiodrances, their progress was so tedious that the ladies sometimes left their carrhige.afid *diked, its the least irksome and dangerous mode of proceed ing; in the midst of tumult until they i reached, after nightfall, the residence of Mr ',Otte, two miles and a half beyond Georgetown. on the Virginia side of the Potomac. where they begged a night's rest. Mr. Love was abroad with the troops, but soon returned. His lady, indisposed, made the best arrangements practicable for so large an irruption of unexpected guests, for whom sofas and other substitutes for beds were arranged as well as could be ; and they passed a frightful, miserable night, all disconsolate, several in tears, airs. Madison sitting at an open window ga zing on the lurid flames and listening to the hoarse murmurs of the smoulder: ing city, while several disorderly Militia around the house aggravated the die, and begrimmed the gldomy scene. Be fore daylight the next morning the car avan of affrighted ladies, in sad proces sion, took their departure obder Madison's lead, for the rendezi , ous ap pointed with the President. Conster. nation was at its uttermost ; the whole region filled with panic-struck people, terrified scouts roaming about end spreading nlarm that the enemy was comitik froth Washington and Alexan dria, and that there was safety nowhere. Among the terrible rumors, one predo minated that Cliehrane'S proclamation was executed by Cockburn, inducing the slaves to reVolt, and that thousands of infuriate negroesi drunk with liquor and mad with emancipation, were commit , ling excesses worse than those at Hamp ton the year before, subjecting the cdu n try to their horrid outrages. About noon the air was charged with two-fold elec tricity of panic and storm, as the ladies pursued their weary and disconsolate retreat. Gen. Young commanding a brigade of Virginia militia, in his officitti report to the investigating committee of the House of Representatives, says that they were delayed on their march to join Gen. Winder, "by an alarm of a domestic nature, which he was so cred ulous as to believe, from the respecta. bility of the country people who came I to him for protection ; he halted his bri gade, and sent out light troops, and one troop of cavalry, to ascertain the fact, which finally proted erroneous." The terror of Cockburn's formidable enortni ties was more conquering than arms.— ; General Young Lext day actually stop. ped Mrs Madison, insisting that she must not be suffered to go without an escort. Tuai.—We have just remar ked a man on the other side of Broad way, walking up pensively and alone, to whom the sudden acquisition of wealth has given the poWer and inclina tion to " give up buisness," and to ",do nothing" ,for the rest, of his life. Ah I whether it be "the ton" or riot, it is evidently the hardest work in the world to do nettling. We know of at least a dozen of persons in our range of acquaintance, who are trying to kill time, kill time. How they will pray one day for the life of the time they would now kill ! Do you remember Charles Lamb's description of his sensation on being emancipated from his daily labor at the India House "It was like passing from life to eternity— I wandered about, thinking I was happy, but feeling I was not: When all is holiday there are no holi days." Think of this thou men of sud den wealth ; and if it should so chance that thou host been n tallow-chandler in thy days of usefulness; make a clause in the bill of sale that shall reserve to thee the right of still assisting at the factory" on " melting days !"—Knick erbocker .4logazirie. A JOKE UPON AN ELEPHANT. A very intelligent elephant was shown some years since, in a caravan of wild beasts at a fair in the west of England. One of those practical jokers whose wit lies in pouring melted butter into a friend's pocket, or conveying a putrid oyster into his plate, had been doling out some gingerbread nuts of the first quality to the elephant, who received the instalments, small as they were, with satisfaction and gratitude, man ifesting the latter by the spontrueous per formance of some of his tricks between the somewhat protracted intervals of sup ply. Suddenly his benefactor produced a large paper parcel, weighing some two or three pounds, and presented it ea masse. The elephant took it as it was, and consigned the whole to his powerful crushing mill. Hardly, however i had he ewaliowed the dose; befdre he ga'oe a loud roar; and Exhibited all the sytnp toms of suffering severely from internal heat, handing, yes, handing, for the trunk sated as dexterously as a hand, the bucket to his keeper, as if beseech ing for water, which was given to him, and of which he continued to pour floods sufficient to drive a mill, down his caps' cions and burning throat. "Ha !" said the joker, addressing his victim, "those nuts were a trifle hot old fellow, I guess." "You had better be off," exclaimed the keeper, "unless you want the bucket at your head and serve you right, too." The dispenser of pepper and ginger took the hint; for there was an angry glance in the drinkers eye, while the distressed beast was pumping up his sixth bucket full ; and in good time he took it, for he had scarcely cleared the entrance of the show, when the empty bucket was hurled after him by the ele phant, with such force and correctness of aim, that if he had been a moment later, his joking would in all probability, have terminated his life on the spot. A year lied Wasted away, and the wayfarers from the country Villages trod over the Withered leaVes that had, When fresh, green, and vigorous, shielded their heads from the summer's sun, as they again bent their steps to the same amine' antemnal fair *here the elephant had been before exhibited, and where he was again ready to receive company. Our joker was again among his visi tors, and forgetful of his narrow escape from the bucket, whi6h ht the time an other wit obseried he had been near kicking, came as before, with one coat pocket filled with "best nuts," and the other with hot nuts. He gave the ele phant two or three nuts from the best sample, and then he drew forth and pre- I stilted him with a hot one. No sooner had the elephant tasted it than he seized the cost tail of his tormenter; and with l one whirling Stieep of his trunk lifted' ' him from the ground, till the tails giving I Way the man dropped half dead with fright, and with his coat reduced to a jacket. The elephant, meanwhile, qui etly inserted the end of his trunk into . the pocket containing the best nuts, and .! leisurely proceeded, keeping his foot on '; the em it thlt s; to discuss eery tint of them. When lie had finished the last, he trnmpled upon the pocket containing the hot nuts, till ,he had reduced them to a mash and then, after having torn' the tails to rags, threw the soiled frag . ments at the head of his facetious friend amid' the derison of the assembled— ' crowd. ibirtiLsi:—Men, who are called impul sive are much slandered. Are not the most noble, generous actions which a dorn the annals of the world; referable to this agent 1 Reason is even exalted above impulse; but how fallible is rea son! Is it not often opposed to faith, and does it not lead to the most danger ous errors 1 So far as the boundaries of our experience extend, Warm iiripiilse has prompted more good deeds than cold reason. We should sooner trust that man in whose breast glows the fire of enthusiasm, than him,who, cool, and collected at till times, seldom acts with out suspicion and often deliberates till the hour of advantage has pa§sed.— Fa ults, committed without reflection, are Certainly not more venial than pre meditated sin: lie who errs hastily repents sincerely ; but the Wrong done upon calculation is never WillinglY re paired. Would that society were more lenient td impulse ! Even when pro ductive of harm, it is unselfish, and the consequences to which it leads are hurt ful to no one so much as to Its posses sor. Pity is no stranger to the impul sive man, and ndt geldom do the tears of sympathy fall from his eyes. To friendship he is faithful, and for love he would sacrifice both interest and wordly esteem. Let us be compassionate, there fore, to the errors of impulse, while we respect the calm dicates of Caution and prudence. v tai n Afro A, 4 "Roll up the Map of EuroPe ig Was the exclamation of Pitt, as he heard of the battle of Austerlitz, and, with the unerring prescience of a great statesman, saw through the vista ot the future the terrible chaos and uncertain , ty surrounding everything, so long as the march of the Man ot Destiny went victoriously on. Full fifty years have come and gone since the sun of Auster litz went down ; the younger. Pitt has lain in the grave as long, and yit may we say With the same eloquent, appos;. iteness, "Roll Up the loop df Europe !" Turn which side soever We We see thrones shaking, browns falling. The whol6 lihntinent is trembling with revo lution. Rebellion rings in our cars, from the pillars of Hercules to the gates of Warsaw. Blood and slaughter in Genoa and Brescia and Naples ; war, and all manner of civil strife In Spain and Ger many ; Denmark and Prussia blowing up each other's ships, and bombarding each other's towns ; France quiet, but seemingly only in a disturbed and fever , ish sleep, not without token of a bloody re-awakening—which may Heaven and ' the; sure pikes and guns of General Changarnier avert; Fiom the complex ion of the advices brought by the last steamer but one ; pence, we had dared to hope, was gradually reassuming her dominion ; but the character of the Intel ligence we have now before us, forbids the indulgence of so pleasing an illusion. What the end of all this commotion is to he, no man can tell. The politics of Continental Europe at present are, it seems to us, as uncertain ns they were a brief 12 months ago, it we males a slight exception to the credit of France and Paris. " Roll up the mdp Of.Europec'• then, until such times as we can say "Here, to-day, are the civil boundaries of this republic, or that monarchy, or that duchy," without being cointielled on the moroovlr to leak for the dividing line of nations, as we Would it line drawn in the sand on the sea shore which every succeeding Wave washed Erom the sight. up the mbp Of Europe."—X. Y. Express. INntmous.—An Irish t*orriari Balled at a griker's the other ddy; and asked for a quart Of vinegar. It w•as Measured out, and She put it in a galldti jug: She then asked for another quart td be :tut in the same vessel. "And why not aiic for a half gallorii and have done with it," said the grocer. "Oh, bliss your little bit of a soul," answered she, "Its for two persons." Utica Gazette. The above is decidedly Irish, but not half so ingenious as the trick that was played upon Mr. S—n, who kept a grocery dewn by the canal bridge; in years gone by. An Irishman having gone beyond his usual time without any of the ardent—then deemed so mush a necessary of life by all—and being "short" withal, took a jug, introduced into it d qiiari of tater; arid proceeding to the grocery of S.; called for d couple of quarts of Whidkey, It Was measured aiid duly immersed in the water of the jug. You'll trust me till next week," interrogated the customer: As he well knew it would be, the credit was refused, and S. indignantly withdrew his tWo quarts from the jog, leaving the Irish. man in quiet and peaceful possession of one third of the mixture, with which he went his way, rejoicin,,g over the success Of his ...Yankee trick.' FRENCH FULITENESS.—A young gen tleman, lodging in a narroir street of Paris, lately conceited hiinielf enamored of a lady ivhe appeared occasionally at an opposite window. With the freedom of modern Lovelaces, he enclosed a cop. per coin in a billet doux, to give it the necessary weight, and threw it with sufficient force against the cloyed sash, to break a pane of glass and go through: His own windoit Was left open, and, in a few minutes after, a cold roast chick en entered from the opposite side, to the leg of which was tied the folloWing note: ./11Oiki.eiti:--tou take advantage of a means of corresponding with my wife which proves you to hai , e read the Span ish romances With some profit. While I allow your ingenuity, however, allow me to express a Wish that, in your future lore letters to her, by the post, you will let the enclosed weight be of silver M.: stead of copper, that 1 may be able to repair the broken pane of glass at yOui expense. Your humble servant: X. Woman is the last, most perfect work of God. A Lady is the production df silk worms, milliners and dressing maids. Men are made in the image of God. Gentleman are manufactured by tailors, barbers, and boot blacks. 11:7- What is better than presence of mind in a railroad accident Absence of body.—Punch. VOL. XIV, NO, 29 The Militia. An old friend Ivho served many yearii in the militia and goes in strongly for an annual display of the ~b ulwarks of the nation," has handed us the follow. lug speech, said to have been delitcrad by a Colonel at his last parade. He wants it published; and we comply with much pleasure. 'rho Colonel, after handing his three-cocked hat to the fourth. corporal, arose and said : “GtxTr.lnicn :—The militia is the bone and grizzle of the country. It locks, bolts and bars the gates of Crea tion, and stands sentinel on the tallest ramparts of nature's dominions. The republic would be a miserable consard but for the militia. It keeps the ardent spirits of military effulgence in a glow of Icelandic fervosity. I'm attached td to it myself. 1 think it's -ich! The system can't be bettered, and Adjytari. Gincral Irwin may as well gin up try= ing. Folks call it farce: I don't see nothing to laW at; "faint every body, that can Poi On the regiinernalities; and look like old Mars, the aoa of War, with a decided touch of Julicuin Seizeher thrown in for gravy. No sir-ee-e!-- There ain't a bigger or more important critter afloat than it live Militia ossiferi fill rigged in the full eatoutrameins of glory, with straps on his breecherloons, aplets piled up on both shoulders, brass buttons froin head to tail, silver stars shinin' on his coat; a cap and plume ort his head, and a drawn sword in his hand; Sich a sight is enough to make fallen man and woman think better of hip Specie "1 believe the prelusent delirium of this destined Republic is centred in itti militia: It can't stand tvithtiut it. With it, it's prdud motto is, "Divided we stand until we fall." Stop cheering—you flustrate me. Gen. Washington belonged to the militia. ' and so did Sippio Africaneus ; so did Boneyparty ; and so did Wizzi• goth, itini ravished all Europe, and burnt its fences and stone ttalls ; and so alsd, sogers, do 1 ! I believe if a'l out-doors should burst through the parafurnailye of the animal ecoothriy; and slide down the greased plank of ancestral delinquency Icershimp into the broad sai'annars of this smilin' land of asses milk and untamed honey; Wit ntlihing astir could pet 'em out but the militia! 'that are a fact ! Three cheers for the militia in general, and the 999th regiment in particklar ! Who's afraid 1 What's Mexico; Ril: iforniko, and Oregonl Who's afraid of theml Sogers, the immortal 999th ear( thrash the life out of them ar yeller, half Spanish varmint Mexico, any mornin l afore.breakfait. Our motto is "Liberty and death now and forever! one and inseparable !" W hooray for Kaliforni co ! Down with Mexas !" Anecdote of Adams and Clay When these distinguished Statesmen were at Ghent, negotiating the treaty with Great Britain, they occupied a room together. Mr. Clay, who has al , ways been a warm admirer of female beauty, had often remarked the comely looks of their chambermaid, and had once or twice joked with iVlr: Adams about her. One morning he arose some time defore Mr. Adams; and on his way to the breakfast table, he met the pretty maid referred to. Saluting her iu his usual eiisy and graceful manner, while a smile played upon his countenance, he solicited the pleasure of a kiss. It may here be necessary to state that Mr: Adams' eyes always presented a watery appearance, which at times made hirn look as if in tears. The chatribermaid, not knowing the cause, we presume, re plied to Mr. Clayi‘.l do not like to diso , blige you, but you will excuse me, when 1 assure you that I have just refused kr; Adams the same liberty, with tears in Ins eyes." 11 e need not say that Mr: Clay had too much gallantry to press hit suit; but he subsequently met Mr. Ad ams, who joi ,, ed him in e hearty laugh: Newark Eagle. ID-Tobacco is said to be a cure for the Cholera. It will be hard to tell after a while; what is not a cure for Cholera— and people dying all the titrie with it as usual. Ei'The Sprtngfield Republican says that there was once a wan in that towel who was so polite as to say, as he passed a lien on her nest, " Don't rise, ma,arn." nj-- Now then, Thomas, What are you bunting of my fable therel" "duly the paper what's written all over, sir ; i mit touched the clean." Speaking of powder, reminds ea of a Iddy we saw yesterday, with so much of it on her face, that she was refused ad.; mission into an omnibus, for fear of an explosion. Wonder if she didn't blow up the driver.—Syracuse Revcille.