Capital original Humor.
Gnee — upon a time, or , o boa little
More particular, nearly h.tlf a century
ago, (for the editor of this paper well
remembers the time, place, and scene,
which are firmly fixed upon his boyish
recollections,) there dwelt in the town
of ---, in Old England, a remarka
ble oddity, in the person of nn attorney
et law, who although not fair to look
upon, (for he was in truth one, of the
homliest specimens of humanity ever
beheld by mortal man,) was withal a
person of sound judgment, great benev
olence,
various learning, a poet, a pain
ter, and a wit of no mean order. It so
happened that the aforesaid gentleman,
G— G—, Esq., was appointed High
Sheriff of the town of----. lie was
a man of fortune, and had a kind heart,
trs many a poor prisoner could testify,
who partook of the good cheer with
which the prisoners were liberally sup.
plied at Christmas and other well known
festivals, from the private purse of the
High Sheriff That he was a very great
wag, is clearly indicated by the charac•
ter and complexion of the Juries he se
lected durinz the course of the year,
which we give below
THE WEIGHTY JEHY.— It was of course
the duty of the High Sheriff' to summon
a Grand and Petit Jury, to attend at the
Quarter Sessions of which the Record
er Mayor and Alderman, of the borough
composed the Court. in the perform
ance of his official duty in summoning
the Petit jury, our Hi. II Sheriff Mule
ed in Romp of the strangest and dtullest
freaks that has probably ever been heard
of in any town or country. in the first
place, he sumtnoned for the October
court, a jury consisting of twelve of the
fattest men he could find in the borough,
and when they came to the book to be
sworn, it appe red that only nine jurors
could sit comfortadly in the box I—Af
ter a great deal of sweating, squeezing
end scolding, the pannel was litterally
lamed into the box, and when seated they
presented to the eye of the court, the
barrister and audience, ‘• the tightest
fit" of a jury that ever was been in any
court room. Literally they became,
much to the amusement of the court
and its robed advocates, " a packed jury
and no mistake."
Tnz LEAN AND LANK Jum—For the
January term, our facetious High Sher
iff (in consequence, it was said, of some
hint from the Recorder that there should
be no more fat pannels summoned to
his court) went into the opposite ex
treme. He summoned twelve of the
leanest and tallest men he could find in
the borough ; and when they took their
seats in the box, it appeared compara
tively empty—there was indeed room
enough for twelve mute of the same sort
and dimensions.
THE BAR PER•CUS JUTIV.—For the April
term of the Court, our humorous func
tionary summoned a jury eonsitting of
twelve barbers! Sow it so happened
that among the latter were the very pe
ruquiers who dressed the Recorder's
and Barrister's wigs, and some of the
latter, arriving late at the bar, had toap
pear that morning in Court with their
wigs undressed, or half dressed, no as to
cut a very ridiculous figure, amidst the
smiles and half suppressed laughter of
the bystanders. The High Sheriff of
course enjoyed the fun amazingly, but
looked "grave as a judge," while he
tried to keep silence in the court-room.
Tate SQUINTING Jun V.—But the crown
ing joke of this waggish functionary
occurred at the summoning of his fourth
and last jury, at the summer sessions in
July. For that terns of the Court, the
high Sheriff, not having the fear
of the Recorder, the Mayor and Al
dermen, before his eyes, actually sum
moned a Squinting Jury! twelve as queer
looking bipends as ever took their seats
in a jury box--a jury that was probably
more looked at and laughed at, than any
of the appointed twelve that ever were
sworn, to " well arid truly try and true
deliverance make between their sover
eign Lord the King and the prisoner at
the bar."
But the scene was so irresistibly droll,
that the learned Recorder could not
maintain his gravity. The Mayor and
Aldermen followed suit. The- Barristers
laughed while their wigs became bald
and powderless ; nay, even the poor
prisoners in the dock, who were to be
put upon their trials, and some of them
undergo transportation, could ant refrain
from joining in the general cachination r
And when the learned Recorder com
manded the High Sheriff to bring the
Court room to order, and intimated,
with a half-suppressed laugh, that the
latter ought to be alhamed of himself
for summoning such a jury, the drollery
of this court scene was heightened con
siderably by the quick, ready, and sono
rous response of the flight Sheriff, who,
looking at the sante time waggishly at
the squinting jury, exclaimed—" All
good and lawful men, your Honor I"
But our humorous functionary has
long since .4 shuffled off his uwrtul coil."
ii - %% here be. your gibes aow 2 your
gambols t your songs! your &sloes of
merriment that were wont to set the ta
ble in a roar I—quite ehaplallen !"
Washington City Evening News.
ACTS Nor RESOLIITIONC—In conversa-
tion with a worthy and sensible gentle
man at the Synod of Virginia, on the in
sufficiency of more resolutions, said he,
"I have read a book called the Acts of
the Apostles! I have not seen their
l't'ok of resolutions yet !---Mv`rAntc,n,
STOVES! STOVES!!
AT NO. 97, 2100111 tiacown BTREI.T, FUIL'A.
C. J. TVNDA respectfully invitee en ex.
emulation of bin large stork of Sloven, embrac.
ing some of the
Best and most Elegant Patterns,
of Pennsylvania, New York, Peekskill, Troy,
Ate., together with a beautiful assortment of Fun
c.v `beet Itun Sloven and Radiators for Parlors,
Dining •Romns. Kitchens or Chambers; he be
lieves that lilt assortment will compare to advan
tage with that of any oilier establishment. He
has also a splendid stock of
ORR'S CELEBRATED Ant TIGHT STOVES
for which he has been the agent for many year.
in thin City, in the manufacture of which lor ex
cellence andcheapness he refers to numerous pia
...hatters, and for beauty of patterns he believes
himself unrivalled.
For Stoves whether for Wood or Coal, his
assortment is complete. He returns his ibarkste
his old customers to whom and to the public he
renews his invitation to give hint a call at the old
stand, No. 97, South 2nd Street, Phil'.
September 26, 1848.
FALL MILLINERY GOODS.
JOHN STONE & SONS,
Importers and Dealers in
Silks, Ribbons and Millinery Goods,
No. 45 South Second Street,
Philadelphia,
Have jut received and are now opening
a very rich assortment of
Palr .71illinery Good's,
such as Figured and Corded Bonnet
Goods, of new designs.
Bonnet Satins of all colors.
Plain and Corded Velvets, all colors.
Fancy Bonnet and Cap Ribbons a large
and beautiful variety.
French and American Flowers, all
Black Dress Silks, Bomtazines.
Fancy Laces, Quillings, Fall Trim
mings.
Bonnet Crowns, Tips, Buckrams, &c.
Also a beautiful assortment of French
Fancy Feathers from the first Manufac
tory in Paris.
A large proportion of the above goods
being of our own importation we are en
abled to offer them at very low prices.
Sept. I.d, 1848.
CL,rl,lll, B. LINN,
LINN, SMITH, & CO.,
WHOLESALE DRUGGISTS,
213 i STREET,
Pnitadrlphirt.
Drugs and Medicines,
Paints, Oils, Glass, I)ye Stuffs, Varnishes, &c.,
&c. Also,Pa:ent Medicines, Medicine
C'hest,, urgical & Obstetrical Instru
__
_meets, Chemical Tests, &c. &c.
CY' Orders front Country Merchants or Phy
sicians, by letter or otherwise, attended to
promptly.
septlo,lSlS-6m.
Ladies and Gentlemen!
LOOK AT THIS.
Altt.n . a con.tilting the desires of the votaries of
f ettion, taste and centfort,
LEVI WESTBROOK,
has the pleasure ;if informing the Ladies and
G,ntlemon of If untingdon—nnil throughout the
coarcy—Bret be Len ju,t returned from the East
with a I tr, and most choice selection of East
ern w .irlc of the latent of Ladies Gaiters,
Kid, Morocco and
Calf Skin Shoes—
.
Men 's Boots, Shoes,
nnd Gaiters, also
r.
‘14366 unters Boots,and
Boys' Boots end
Shoes, and Misses
and Children.' Gal
lers land SIIUM
Mr. Westbrook does nut deem it necessary to
enumerate, particularly, the large stock which
he now has on hand, but respectfully solicits an
immediate call by rail who wish to consult lash
t and economy. at his extensive Store
f• ew d.,are nest of the Post Office. His prices
are non:flatly low, and to suit the moat economi
cal purchaser.
fie also continues the manufacture of fonts,
• ws, and every article in his line of business,
he will warrant. equal to any in the Mato
nmituess, and workmanship.
4:411', one and all, and suit yout selve,
I I u ritingdon, 0ct.17, 1848.
NOTICE.
1 VHS heirs and legal representatives of
Alexander Ramsey, late of Spring
field township, Huntingdon county, Pa.,
will please to take notice that pursuant
to an order of the Orphan's Court of said
county, to Inc directed, an inquest to
make partition of the• Real Estate, late
of said deceased, to and among the par.
ties interested therein, in such manner
and in properties as by the laws of this
Commonwealth, it is directed, if such
partition can be made,. but if it cannot,
to value and appraise the same, will be
held oil the premises, in said Springfield
township. on Thursday, November ad,
A. 1). 1818, at It o'clock of said day, at
which time and place you can attend if
you think proper.
M HEW CRAYIV NO.VER,
Sheriff of Hunt. Co.
Sept. 12, 1848-6 w.
Ladies' Dress Gaiters and Shoes.
beautiful assortment for sale at the
11 new store of DORSEY & MAGUIRE.
Also, a good assortment of Children's
fine and coarse shoes.
TILE VERY LAST NOTICE.
The subscriber is forced once more to call
upon his friends and patrons and ask them to
come and pay off their accounts• Necessity
alone induces him to call upon them again at
present, and necessity alone does dictate him to
hand over to the proper officer all accounts, that
may remain unpaid or unsettled by the Ist day
of February 1819 for collection.
Oct. 20th 1818. J. B. I.IIDF:N
C.O2.3 4 LLCDILIEk.
T hereby caution the public against purchasing .
1 Promiesary Note given by me to George H.
Markley, for eighty-two dollar. and fifty cent.
($82.50), bearing data Sept. 30, 1848, as I never
received value for the same and am determined
not to pay it. W 11,1,1.1 NI MYERS.
Oct. 25, 1819- pd.
GREEX 9 S
OXYGENATED
1311"I'Fit§1,
FOR THE CURE OF
DYSPEPSIA, GENERAL DEBILITY,
&c., &c., &c
The best and strongest certified medicine in
the world, for the cure of Dyspepsia in all its
forms—such no Head-ache, Habitual Costiveness,
Acidity of the stomach, Loss of Appetite, Asth
ma, Piles, Incipient Consumption, Debility aris
ing front protracted fevers, Fever and Ague, Ex
posures to extreme Heat or ('old, Old Age—and,
in fact, from every Disease arising from imperfect
digestion, or n deranged condition of the stomach.
It is an excellent remedy, and not surpassed by
any medicine in use, for females suffering from
uterine or nervous derangements.
The following Certificates have re
cently been received:
WmuliNnTox, D. C., June 10, 1846.
.. .
Hoeing made use of the • , Oxygenated Bitters"
prepared by Dr. Geo. B. Green, of \ indsor, Vt,
t nd from knowledge obtained of their efficacy in
other cases, we cheerfully recommend them to the
public, believing that they will fully swain the
recommendation of the Proprietor. We hope
that this valuable remedy may be so generally dif
fused throughout the country that it may be ac
cessible to all the afflicted.
SAMUEL PHELPS, U. S. Senators from
WM. UPH Am, Vermont.
JAMES F. SIMMONS, U. S. Senator from
Rhode Island.
J. T. moREHEAD, U. S. Senator and for
merly Governor of Kentucky.
L. H. ARNOLD, .Member of Congress and
formerly Governor of R. I.
WM. WOODDRIDGE, U. S. Sehator and
formerly Governor of Michigan.
M. L. MARTIN, Delegate in Congressfrom
Wisconsin Territory.
From the Hon. Socomox FOOT, Member of Con
... green) from Vermont.
A9lll s To lc, D. C., June 1, 1846.
Do. Cho. B. Gonna —Dear Sir,—ln your
note of this morning, you ask' for en expression
of my opinion in regard to your medicine, called
'Oxygenated Bitters.' " It affords me pleasure to
state, that from the experience I have had, in its
curing a severe attack of Dyspepsia in my own
family, nuil from the wonderful effects which it
has produced in other arid more severe cases, aris
ing in the families of Members of Congress with
which I am acquainted, I think it an invaluable
medicine, and hope that such circulation will be
given to it as will bring it within the reach of ALL
who are afflicted with thatdietreasing malady.
Respectfully yours, 8. FOOT.
From Hon. H. D. FOSTER, Member of Congress
. .
from Pennsylvania
Wasuirroxos,ls. C., June 10, 1846.
Dear Sir :—I have been a dyspeptic Buffeter
for about ten years, and have resorted to various
inedicines for relief without success, until I made
use of your "Oxygenated Hitters." I have used
about two bottles, and find myself restored to per
fect health. The forms in which the disease
showed itself, in my case, were, great acidity of
the stomach, lons of appetite, extreme flatulence,
severe constipation of the bowels, and violent
headache. Feeling desirous that a knowledge of
111 IF
your valuable remedy may Teach ofbarir larly
afflicted, I take groat pleasure in recordin4 y tes
timony to its curative power ; and I woo a also
remark, that while on a visit at home a short time
since, I administered a part of a bottle to a num
ber of my afflicted friends with great success.
They are desirous that you should establish an
agency at Pittsburg, or inform them where the
medicine can be obtained. With an earnest de
sire for your prosperity and happiness, I subscribe
myself, truly your friend, H. D. FOSTER.
Duct. G.. Li. GREEN, Windsor, Vt.
GII.T.S Sr. FLETCHER, General Agents, No. 26,
South !ixtli St, Philadelphia.
Sold wholesale and retail by Titonsa READ &
Sail, Huntingdon, Pa.
August 15. 1848.
COLEMAN'S CHEAP CUTLERY
STORES.
Nos. 32 and 33 Arcade, and Si North Third St.,
PHILADELPHIA.
COUNTRY Merchants can save from /0 to t 5
per cent by purchasing at the above stores
By importing my own goods, paying but little
rent, and living economically, it is plain I con un
dersell those who purchase their goods here, pay
high rents, and live like princes.
Constantly on hand. a large assortment of Pen
and Pocket Knives. Scissors and Razors. Table
Knives and Forks, in Ivory, Stag, Buffalo, Bone
and Wood handles; Carvers and Forks, Steels,
&e. Butcher Knives, Dirks, Bowie Knives, Re
volving and Plain Pistols, &c. Just received. a
large stock of Rodgers' an I Wostenhohn's fine
Pen and Congress Knives.
Also, a large assortment of Accordeonn, &c.,
&e. Also, Fine English Twist and German
Guns. JOHN M. COLEMAN.
june9.o-ly
Cromeliasi & Brother,
Nu. 11, Walnut Street, Philadelphia,
Wine, Liquor and General Commission
.Merchants.
WINE'., Brandies, Gin, and Cbampoigne of
different brands imported direct, and rio'd on
accommodating terms to Country Dealer.. Qual-
Wee and proof of Liquors wrrranted.
Philadelphia, June 20, 1849.
CHAIR FACTORY
No. 113, SOUTH SECOND ST7;11;;;:DOOUR orLow
DOCK STREET, PHILADELPHIA.
A. McDONOUGH continues to manufacturein
the best manner, every variety of Chairs,l3ettees,
Invalid Chairs, Atc., and isprepara to
■ j supply families, hotels, and public in
* stitutions at the shortest notice and at
-- 7- 2 the lowest poseible prices for the very
beat and moat durable kinds of work
and material.
Articles ordered from a d istance will be packed
carefully and sent without charge for porterage to
any Dapor in the city or districts.
Every article warranted.
123" - I'he quickest drying and finest Copal Var
nish for sale.
August I's, 1848.-2 m.
Sohn Scott, jr.,
A TTORNEY AT LAW, Huntingdon, Pa.-
11 Has removed his office to the middle room o
%are's Row,"threctly opposite Fisher 8c M'Murf
trio's store, where he will attend with promptness
and fidelity to all business with which he may be
entruatedin Huntingdon ortheadjoiningeoenties
crhe ANGLO-SAXONS have comeasain in the
I way of READY-MADE CLOTHING, and
ran afford to sell 10 per cent. lower than ever.
The stock consists of Coats, Pants, Vests and
Monkey Jackets, of all sorts, colours and shades.
sept. 12, 1848.
25 Webs assorted Prints just arrived and fo
rule by J. k W. SAXTON.
R.C. MCGILL. WM. GRAWICS
The Alexandria
FOUNDRY
H AS e
p b a e i e e n d I e t a:e bl ut the
n s m u i b n e g c: i o b f e rael l
d.
w ho
prc are
rip
tions in superior style (one of them being a prac
tical muskier of long experience) and on the low
est and most accommodating terms.
Castings for Forges, Rolling Mills,
Water pipes, Grist and Saw Mills,
Threshing Machines, and all other kinds
of machinery which may be ordered will
be furnished on the shortest notice.
1 1 Stoves of various sizes will be constantly
kept on hand for both wood and coal
We have lately procured a
Cooking Stove
of two different sizes, which for conve
nience and excellence they will warrant
to surpass the celebrated "Queen of the
West" and "Hathaway" stoves, the for
mer of which we are also prepared to
supply. also, Coal Cooking Stoves,
Parlor and Chamber stoves of the most
elegant patterns.
Hollow IlWre,
Such as Pots, Wash Kettles, &c. Ploughs of
such variety that all may bo suited. Carriage and
Waggon boxes from the smallest to the largest,
sled and sleigh soles, and in fine any and every
thing in our line of business can be had tinmedi
ately, or at the shortest notice.
Old metal and country produce taken
in exchange.
aplll-tf.] McGILL & GRAFIUS.
" Encourage your Own"
Cabinet flare Nlantitaclool,
Main Street, Huntingdon, Pa
60
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S. H. & D. WHITTAKER,
ANTOULD avail themselves of this indite(' of
V informing their friends and the public at
large that they continue to carry on the
CABINET-MAKING
business, at their old stand, ono door east of the
dwelling Noose of J. G. Miles, Esq., and directly
opposite the Printing Office of the "Hunting lon
Journal," where they will be pleased to furnish
those who may favor them with their custom, with
all articles in their line on the most reasonable
terms. Having supplied thernse yes with a very
large and superiot stock of stuff, they have no
hesitation to assuring the Public that they can
furnish work, which, for cheapness, beauty and
durability,cannot be surpassed by any other shop
in the county.
They will keep constantly on hand. and make
to order,
SIDE BO.SRDS, BUREiIITS,
Card Tables, Bedsteads, Centre Tables,
Cupboards, Stands, Dough Troughs,
Wash. Stands, Wardrobes, Secretaries,
Breakfast Tables, Pedestals, &c.
Old furniture repaired at the eery shortest no
tice. e oprrNs made and funerals artended,ci O'er
in town or country, at the shortcut notice. They
keep a Hoarse for the accommodotion of their CUD
IGMCII4.
Grain of all kinds will be taken in exchange
for furniture and work.
Thankful for the very liberal patronageheretotore
extended to them, they assure the public that to
efforts will be spared on their part to deserve a con
tinuanceand increase of public patronage.
may 2, 1848-tf.
!DILLE Roy's
Vegetable titiverhat
The only known Medicine that at the same
time purges, purifies and strengthens
the system. _
Lonnofv,July 7,1846.
DR. LE nors Pills area new medicine which
has just appeared,and isfast taking the placed
of all others of the same class. These pills are
composed of many ingredients, but the two princi
pal nes are Sarsaparilla and Wild Cherry, eo uni
ted that they act tolether ; the one, through it
admix , ore with other substances, purifying and
purging, while the other is strengthening the sys
tem, Thus those pills are at the same time tonic
.d oponing ; a desideratum long and eagerly
aought for by medical men, but never before tits!,
coiered. In other words they do the work of two
medicines, and do it much bettor than any two we
know of; fur they remove nothing from- the sy *tem
but the impurities; so that while they purge they
strengthen; and hence they cause no debilitation,
and are followod by no re.actiott Dt. he Roy's
pillshave a wonderfulinfluence on theblood ; they
not only purify without weakening it, hot they re
move all nocious particles from the chyle befbrieit
is converted into fluid, and thus make impure
blood an utter impossibility. As there ta no debil
itation,so there is no nausea or sickness attending
the operations of this most excellent of medicines
whichnever strains or tortures the digestive func
tiona,buteauses them to work in a perfectly natur
al manner; and hence persons taking them do not
become pale and emaciated, but the contrary; for
while it is the property of the Sarsaparilla, united
as it is with other ingredients, to remove all that is
foreign and impure, it is equally the property of
the Wild Cherry to retain all that is natural aral
sound; and hence a robust state of health is the
certain result of their united operations.
ocrPrice 25 Cent , ' per BOX.
AGENTS.—T. Read & Son, Swoope & At
rice, Huntingdon ; W. W. Buchanan, Milliki
and Kessler, Mill-Creek ; S. Hatfield & Son,Juni
eta Iron Works; Porter & Bt.cher, Moore &
Swoops, H. C. Walker, Alexandria; O. H .Steiner
Waterstreet. [Aug. 31,'47.
A TitAcr or LAND FOR SALE.
The subscriber offers for sale a tract of land
situate on Stone Creek, West township, Hunting.
domcounty, near ('ouch'. Mill and adjoining land
of Robert Wilson, Francis Jackson, Chaa, Green
and others, containing 103 acres mostly bottom
land, well timbered and of &at rate quality. The
improvements consist of about 12 acres cleared,
with a cabin house anti log stable. There is a
first rate spring near the house. Terms will be
made known at the residence of the subsriber
re
aiding on the Warm Spring. Road 3 stiles from
Huntingdon.
BLISHA SHOEMAKER
Aunt. 1. 1841
ITS WORK PRASISE IT.
Burns, Scalds and all kinds of Inflamed
sores cured.
TOUSEY'S UNIVERSAL OINT
MENT, is the most complete
Burn Antidote ever known. It instant
ly (and as if by Magic,) stops pains of
the most desperate Burns and Scalds.
For old sores, bruises, cuts and sprains
&c., on man or beast, it is the best ap
plication that can be made. Thousands
have tried, and thousands praise it. It
is the most perfect master of pain ev
er discovered. All who use, recom
mend it. None can tell how soon
some of the family will need It.
Cr Observe each box of the grnuine
Ointment has the name of S. '1 NusEY
written on the outside label. To imitate
this is forgery.
Boatmen, Livery men, Farmers, and
all who use horses, will find this Oint
ment the very best thing they can use
for collar galls, scratches, kicks ; &c.
&c. &c., on their animals. Surely, ev
ery merciful man would keep his ani
mals as free froni pain as possible.—
Tousey's Universal Ointment is all that
is required. Try it.
Bites of Insects.—For the sting or bite
of poisonous insects, Tousey's Oint
meet is Unrivalled. Hundreds have
tried and found it good.
Piles Cured ! —For the Piles, Ton
. sey's Universal Ointment is one of the
best Remedies that can be applied. All
who have tried it for the Piles recom
mend it.
Old Sores Cured.—For old, obstinate
sores, there is nothing equal to Toll
sey's Ointment. A person in Manlius
had for a number of years, a sore leg
that baffled the skill of the doctors.—
Tousey's Ointment was recommended
by one of the visiting physicians, (who
knew its first virtues,) and two boxes
produced more benefit than the patient
had received from any and all previous
remedies. Let all try it.
Burns and Scalds C ured.---Thousands
of cases of burns and scalds, in all parts
of the country, have been cured by
Tousey's Universal Ointment. Certi
ficates enough can be had to fill the
whole of this sheet.
Violent Bruises Cured.—Testimonial
on testimonials, in favor of Tousey%
Ointment for curing bruises, have been
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Svracus will certify to its great merits
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Scald Head Cured.—Sores or cases of
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Salt Rheum Cured.—Of all the rem
edies ever discovered for this most dis
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Chapped Hands can be Cured.—Ton
sey's Universal Ointment will always
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Scores of persons will state this.
Sore Lips Cured.—For the cure of
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It is a scientific compound, warran
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(f7-Trice 23 cents per box. For fur
ther particulars concerning this really
valuable Ointment, the public are refer
red to phamphlets to be had gratis, of
respectable Druggists and Merchants
throughout the United States.
AGENTS.-T. K. SIMONTON, Hun
tingdon ; Jas. Clark, Birmingham ; J. R.
Cox, Warriorsmark ; J. S. !sett, Spruce
Creek ; G. H. Steiner, Waterstreet ;
Moore & Swoope, Alexandria ; A. & N.
Creswell. Petersburg ; Orlady & Patter
son, W illiamsburg ; Royer 4• Co.,
Springfield Furnace; M. Thompson,
Duncansville ; J. M. Lindsey, Holli
daysburg ; Jas. Condron, Frankstown.
CLICKENEWS
SUGAR-COATED TILLS,
The Only Effectual Purgative,
cured within the last year
OVER 200,000 PEI{SOINS
of the following Complaints:
Headache, Giddiness, Rheumatism, Piles, Die
pepsin, Scurvy, Sinai pox, Jaundice, Pains in the
Hack, Inward- Weakness, Palpitation of the Heart,
Rising in the Throat, Dropsy, Asthma, Fevers of
allkinds, Female Complaints, Measles, Salt Rheum
Heartburn, Worms, Cholera Morbus, Coughs,
Quinsy, Whooping Cough, Consumption, Fits,
Liver Complaint, Erysipelas, Deafness, Itchings of
the Skin, Colds, Gout, Gravel, Nervous Coin
plaints, and a variety of other diseases arising from
impurities of the brood, and obstructions in theor
gene of digestion.
xperience has proved that nearly every disease
originatesfrom Impurities °fiber Blood or Derange
ments of the Digestive Organs; and to secure
Health, we must remove those Impurities and re
store the blood to its natural state. Therefore,
when the slightest derangement of the system is
indicated by Costiveness, or any other sign, it ad
monishes us that superfluities are gathering in the
System, which shou:d be immediately removed by
an effectual purging. This fact, as stated, is uni
versally known; but people have such an aversion
to medicine, that, unless the care urgent, they pre
ferred the disease to the cure, generally. Since the
invention, however, of
Cliekeuer's Vegetable Purgative Pills,
this objection does not exist, as they are completely
enveloped with a coaling of pure white sugar
(as distinct from the internal ingredients as a nut
shell from the kernel) have no taste of medicine,
and are as easily swallowed as bits of candy.--
Moreover they neither neauseate or gripe in the
slightest degree. They operate equally on all the
diseased parts of the system, instead of confining
themselves to, and racking any particular region,
Thus, for example, if the Liver be affected,one in
gredient will operate on that particular organ, and.
by cleansing it of that Excess of Bile it is con
stantly discharging into the stomach, restore it to
its natural state. Another will operate on the
Blood, and remove those impurities ;which have al
ready entered into its circulation; while a :bird
will effectually expel fri m the system whatever im
purities may have been discharged into the stem •
aeh ; and hence they
Strike at the Root of Disease,
Remove all Int pure Humors ; open the pores el'
tornally and ; promote the Ifni nsil..e
Perspiration, obviate Flatulency, Headache, de.,
separate all foreign and obracurcus poeticise tic
the chyle, secure a free and healthy action to tl.e
Heart, Lungs, and Liver, end thereby reek, c
health even when all other means have fctlid.
The entire truth of the above can be ascertained
by the trial of a single box ; and their virtues ace
so positive and certain in restoring Health that, tl e
proprietor binds himself to return the men() us,"
fur them in all cases where they do not give er t
versal satisfaction.
Retail Price, 28 eta. per log
Principal office No. 66 Vesey St., New York.
Sold in Harrisburg, by D. Robinson, Market St.
QJ Remember Dr. C. V. Clickcner is tht inArn.
to, 01 Sugar Coated rills, and that nothing of
eon was ever heard of until he introduced thr m in
Juno, 1843. Purchasers should, therefore, aln e 3 a
ask for Cliekener's Sugar Coated Vegetable Pills,
and take no others, or they will be made the vit •
time of a fraud.
AGENTS.-T. K. SIMONTON, Hun.
tingdon, Jas. Clark, Birmingham, J. R.
Cox, G. H. Steiner, Waterstreet, Moore
& Swope, Alexandria, A. & N. Creswell,
Petersburg, Orlady Patterson, Wil.
liamsburg, Royer & Co., Springfield
Furnaee, M. Thompson, Duneansville,
J. M. Lindsey, Hollidaysburg, Jas. Con.
drop, Frankstown.
Ask the Sufferer
FROM
A S 'l' 11 Itl A
what 11118 relieved him in such a short time lii rrr
his difficulty of breathing, Cough arid st,ffo< a
lion I He will lellyou it woo the Oli
saoninn,' of Annealing Balsam."
AA the Consumptive what has
allayed his Cough, Irmo ,
ved the Pain in his Side and
Cleat, checked his night PWCIII, and
placed the rose of IkealtEdpon his art I:
and he willtellyou "StiEnstsN's OtussoN sx,
ALL-HEALING BALSAM.
Ask your friends if they know of any t hicg that
will so speedily cure 0 long and tedious (
Raisingof Blood, Bronchitis,Dyspeptic ( cart n.p,
lion, Ifonrseness, Infitiinza, and di reeves of fro
Throat, a. the Olosnonian and they will tell 3cu
—No. Thero never yet hits been a rethrey intro
duced to publiC notice which has been pit ductiie
of so much good in so short a space of tithe. Reed
the folloWing
ASTONISHING CURES.
Buxn, the celebrated Boston cracker I 0.,.
98 Nassau street, Brooklyn, states that his %%tit Las
been afflicted with Asthma for 30 years, nod et Lid
not find permanent relief from the best si.tilit ul r., -
vice which New York and Brookly n could pit - tet:t C.
was induced to try this great re/144. 1. he is w
nearly well. Ilia daughter, vho woe
from the same disease tried it, and Was . alro curt tl
.14 it. Mrs. Bond is now so well that she is al , s
to rise from her bed early in the mooring at d vi
tend to her usual duties through the day vsith(t t
any annoyance from her diet rearing malady.
Honey Jscniton, 13th street, ritat the Cathol'c
Cemetry, came to the store for the puiposu at I .
taining a bottle of the Olosonnian, bualug I ut
r.
Afflicted with the Asthma for more than 3( an,
and was so exhausted on fits mill al that be ut.:d
not speak. lie purchased a bottle &cif rt dr lot
Four days afterward he walked from his resit', 11.
to the (ace without fatigue. a tlhdor to
miles, to tell of the wonderful relic, 0 hith I r
expo kneed from using about oar hull al c i t., 1,
t.
tle.
Colimmikption of the I,Engs.
n.Comrowr, 35 White bireet, nnrro ir
n in
the month of December lant, 'hut he t. a sit rt. Iv
by hisphyuieicn. H friendn en tet hilla /j,, 4.
of his recovery. He was pernuaec d co Ity ire
Ohmonian and to his surprise it bee no far T(blli.
red him to health that he in no, ablr to weft of mint
the streets.
Mrs, Arenkm, the I, ife of AV
James Harman, Eoq, and ficotge V liayr, Err.,
can all hear testimony front their on II ex! oh ma a
tho healing propeities of this Unlit Ili 0.1 e! iu
Consumption of the Lungs.
Swelling Blood.
Mrs.
Tutor nourt:vE, 352 sti. et, r I 0
had been troubled for a great length oi 1.3
severe cough, and raised (plaintive of hint (1, v. as
relieved by one bottle of the Olossooiun,und der lures
it the greutrut temedV in the wood.
DENNIS KELI V, 26 Water street, nos tilso !c•
lirved fo n t the some coroplaintoiltheL g h he oon
very much redo. d when he con.na nerd tskirg It
--having been under the cati of hit I . ll3cirieni du
ring the past winter. A Itheur ht e cough, r •
stonily and was very touch troubli d with 1,41,t
sweats, two bottles of the remedy cool lid him to
return to his doily work. lie wee entirely
DAVID hoNDLICRUIC, 60 Leigh' street, George
W. Burnett, formerly of T ev, ark, N. J., Eerily
Lisbon, 199 Ilivington street, sod nun.eir UF other
persons have been spec lily and per matiently cur, d
of the same complaint by thin remedy.
AGENTS.—T. K. SIMONTON, Hunt
ingdon ; Jas. Clark, Birmingham ; J. R
Cox, Warriorstnark ; J. S. 'sett, Spruce-,
Creek ; G. H. Steiner. Wuterstrcet ;
Moore & Swoope, Alexandria ; A & N.
Creswell, Petersburg; Orlady & Patter
son, Williamsburg ; Royer & Co. Spring
field Furnace ; M. Thompson, Duncans
; J. H. Lindsey, Hollidaysburg;.
Jas. Condron, Frankstown.
Doctor roursefi
For Twenty -Five CeotE!
j , ,
_,4) 7 , 1 I Illy means of the POCKET
, TV , .1 , , ..ESCULAPI US, Or, Every
c. t - one his own Physician !
\ 9l .1.-c! 4
.!::.,) tievesteenth Edition, with
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..... 4 , , upwards of One Hundred
°.• ' 4 5 4 „ . V.T ' Engravings, showing prk eta
.4.,,,,T,'''' " disease s in every shape and
•!;
form, end malfoimations of
the general system, By WM. YOUNG, M.D.
The time has arrived, that pereons suffering from
secret diseauo,need no more become the victims of
Quackery, as by the prescriptions contained in
this book any one may cure himself, without hin
drance to business, or the knowledge of the must
intimate friend, and with one tenth the usual ex
pense! is addition to the general routine of pri
vate diseases, it fully explains the cause of Man.
hood's early decline, with observation. on Mart loge
—besides many other derangements which it would
not be proper to enumerate in the public print..
rj. Persona residing at any distance from Phil.;
adeiphia, can have this book forwarded to them
through the Post Office, on the receipt of tweet/-
five cents, directed to Dr. William Young, In
SPRUCE Street, Philadelphia.
June 20, ISM