HUNTI - )GDO - \ 01-011'NA__L BY JAMES CLARK VOL XII, NO. 34. TERMS to be alive any where in the country now-a-days. Seeing such awful accounts about 'cm in the Union paper all the time, I inquired all the way along 1 through New England, whore they used ; to be the thickest, and I couldn't get track of one ; and when I asked the ' folks if there was any federalists any where in them quarters, they all stared j at me and said they didn't know what , kind•of critters they was. When I got to Downingville 1 asked uncle Joshua about it. He said in his younger days there used to be considerable ninny of 'cm about, but they wasn't thought to be dangerous, for they never was nr , ch ginen to fighting. But he sn; ' '•,. ,••• - ed they'd nll . 1 .01 r, . ' hadn't (Nip , . a . years. So now. , -- ~ . it they are so tine, , :,i r. i;.l,•i ,/,'.. POETICAL, paper all the time I ___ At that he gave me a very knowing kind of a look, and lowered his voice [From the New York Mirrorr) down almost to a whisper; and says he, AUTUMN. Major, I'll tell you how that is. When The flowers begin to fade, and soon Mr. Ritchie was a young man he used The leaves will sear aid fall-- to fight a good deal with the federslists, For paler grows the summer croon That glimmers through the hall. and took a good deal of pride in it ; and , now the fancies and scenes of his youth And darker clouds arb floating past nll seem to come back fresh to his mind, 'rue golden-tinted sky, And colder sweeps the fitful blast, and he can't think or talk about any Like sullen spirits, by. thing else. You know that's often times HOW brief and fragile is their lot, , the way with old people. As he always 'rhose Might and fragile things, i used to have the name of a smart fighter Which yester were, to-day are not, ! I give him the command of the news- Like dreams with rapid wings. . I paper battery here to defend my admin- It scarcely seems an hour bath flown ; istration. But 'twas as great a mistake Since Spring was here in bloom; 1 as 'twas when I sent Taylor into Mex- Yet, half at' summer's glory strewn, ico ; I didn't know my man. Lies mouldering fur the tomb. No matter what forces was gathering list flowers and leaves revive again to overthrow my administration, Mr. , When spring anew appeals ; Ritchie somehow didn't seem to see 'em; And only man, mid grief and pain, no matter how hard they fired at me, Has no renewing years. lie didn't seem to hear it ; and when I • Each Spring and E:ummer with their light, called to him to fire back, he would Each Autumn darkly chill, rouse up and touch off a few squibs Each Winter with its robe of white, But makes nix fruiter still. with about as good aim as the boys take when they fire crackers on the 4th God grime there is a gentle Spring, A golden ummer-time, i of July, and did about as much exectt- S Where we shall have an angers wing, i tion. At last I found out a way that I And live in childhood's, prime. CLARA. could make the old veteran fight like a - - • • ----- Aii - sakz, 'Furl; and hold on like a bull-dog. It was • 111‘ 4 Clili I kNEOUS ' 1. Ll _.I A ..1.. by giving hint a notion at any time that . he was fighting with federalists. Since • I made that discovery he's been more ANOTHER LETTER FROM , help to me. Whenever I see an enemy MAJOR JACK DOWNING. entrenching himself around me, and ON TUE R.OAD TO Tim waa,Aug. —, 'VT. bringing up his batteries to fire into my Mr. GALES & SEATON : administration, all I have to do is to :try Dear old Friend.; :—I spose you'll ' whisper in Ritchie's car and say, " Mr. be amazingly disapinted to find I'm Ritchie, the air smells of federalism ; you may depend upon it there is feder away off here, pushin on to the seat of rusts abroad somewhere." In a minute, war, and didn't call to see you when I conic through Washington. But you you've no idea with what fury the old nuisent blame ins for it, for 1 eould'nt gentleman flies round, and mounts his help it ; the President would'nt let me , heaviest guns, mid sets his paper battery in a roar. His shots fly right and left, call ; he said I was getting quite too thick with you, writing letters to you and sometimes knocks down friends as and all that. And when he spoke about well as foes. To be sure they don't , the letters, he looked kind of red,and make a very great impression upon the ishowed considerable spunk. enemy; but then there's this advantage _Says he, Major Downing, I have putt in it : if he don't kill or beat off the enemy, he keeps the administration so a good deal of confidence in you as a - friend of my administration; and if you perfectly covered up with smoke that are a friend to it, you must let Gales & the enemy can't see half the time where Seaton alone; keep out of their way, .to fight at us. On the whole, Mr. Rit chie is a valuable man to my adminis and have noddle to do with them; they are dangerous mischief-making fellers, t ration notwithstanding all his mistakes ; eternally peckin at my administration, and blunders. all weathers. Let me try to keep things Just then the door opened, and who should come in but Mr. Ritchie himself. ever so snug, and lay my plans ever so . deep, they are sure to dig them all up, ' As lie opened the door he ketched the lug them into the Intelligeneer, an d , sound of the two last words the Presi ' blaze 'em all over the country. Con- , dent was saying. found their pieturs, they are the most I "Mistakes and blunders !" says Mr. blesome customers an administration Ritchie ; 'what, have you got something ~. trl ; they've come pretty near more of Scott and Taylor's blundering '•. 1 . ..., toe two or three times. So, in Mexico? • • ~' . sty friend, I warn you not to I Nothing more to-day, says the Pres .. ~ . .1. with Gales and Seaton. ; ident. I was only telling Major Down tl',ing how their blunders there have come • ~, says I, Colonel, you know 1 ant . pretty near ruining the country, and It mend to you and your administration HOW it is absolutely necessary to get as much as I ever was to the old Gineral the staff out of their hands somehow or and his administration ; and I shall , other before they quite finish the job.— stand by you and do every thing I can , to help you out of this scrape you've: I'm going now to try one more plan, Mr. got into about the war. But I don't Ritchie ; but be careful that you don't know as that need make me break with I say anything about it in the Union, • ' Gales and Seaton. We've been old , blow it all gyp. I t : • The n HUNTINGDON JOURNAL" will bo puplished hereafter at the following rates, viz: mi. 75 a year, if paid in advance; $2.00 if mug the year. and $2.50 if not paid un- P• expiration of the year. The above , dhered to in all cases. • .tion taken fur less than six months, .per discontinued until all arrearages are Itt, wiles. at the option of the publisher. To Clubs of six, or more, who pay in ad vance, the Journal will be lent at 111.50 per copy for one year; and any one who will send us that number of names accompanied with the money shall receive the Journal ono year for his Trouble. Any Firms.' IMPS not exceeding one square, will be inserted three times for $1 00, and for every subsequent insertion 25 cents. If no dellinite or ders are given as to the time an advertisement is to he continued, it will be kept in till ordered out and charged accordingly. •friends so long, it would be kind of hard Col. ilen• • for me to give 'cm up now ; and 1 don't and ( '"s• • hardly think they are quite so bad us . sew 6 - • • • - • you think fur. They may not mean to Scott has ,I •.. • . 410 you so much hurt when they put agoing to send Map,- Dowun, these things into their paper, an d on ly I regular Chaplain, but us a sort of watch put them in cause they think folks want I upon them, you know, to work round to know what's goin on. Mr. Ritchie and do the business up before anybody • Fometimes puts things into his paper knows it. He isn't to go to Scott nor that folks think don't do you no good. Taylor, nor have anything to do with The President gave two or three hard 'em, but to work his way into Mexico, alums upon his cud of tobacco, and says and go right to Santa Anna, and knock he, Yes, Major, that's too trite, it must up a bargain with him. I don't care be confessed; and it annoys me beyond what he gives. The fact is, Mr. Ritchie, the country needs peace, and I'll have All patience. But then I have to forgive It and overlook it, because Mr. Ritchie ponce,cost what it will. don't mean it. The old gentleman is An excellent idea, says Mr. Ritchie; iilways sorry for it, and always willing an excellent plan, sir. I'm for ponce at tb take it back. And then he's such a all hazards, if it is to be found anywhere ta a old feller to fight the federalists, I in Mexico—that is, if we can get hold Onn't have a heart to scold at hint much lof it before Scott and Taylor does.— about his mistakes and blunders. And I think Major Downing is just the • Well, says I, Colonel, being you've man for it—a true staunch democratic wooed federalists, I want to know if republican ; and whatever he does will any of them animals is really supposed go for the lenclit of the Administration. [CORRECT PRINCIPLES-SUPPORTER BY TRUTH.] HUNTINGDON, PA., AUGUST 24, 1847. Now the country's shins arc aching pretty bad with the war, and if we can fix up a good smooth peace right off, and not let Scott and Taylor have any hand in it, who knows, Mr. President, but it might make our Administration so popular, that you and I might both be elected to serve another four years ! But when is the Major to start 1 Right off to-night, says the President, or rather in the morning before daylight, before any body in Washington finds out that he has got back from Downing ville. 1 have forbid his calling at the Intelligencer office, and I don't want they should find out or mistrust that lie , 'ern here. If they should get wind ement, they should be sure ~.una constitutional difficulty :,e way, and try to make a bad botch 0, ihe business. The President shot the into his room, and charged me not to leave the house, while he sent for Mr. Buchanan and Mr. Marcy to fix up my private instructions. \V kilo he was gone, .Ur. Ritchie fixed me up a nice little bundle of private in structions, too, on his own hook, mod died, he said, on the Virginia Resolu tions of '9B. Presently the President' came back with my budget all ready, and give me my instructions ' and my pockets with rations, and told me how to draw whenever I wanted money; 1 and before daylight I was ofr a good piece on the road to the war. To-day I met a man going on to carry letters to the Government from General Scott's side of the war, and I made him stop a little while to take this letter to you ; for I was afraid you might begin to think I was dead. lie says Scott is quite wrathy about the Trist business, , and wants to push right on and take the 1 City of Mexico, but Mr. Trist is dispo sed to wait and see if lie can't make a bargain with Santa Anna's men. I shall push along as fast as I can, and get into the city of Mexico if possible before Scott does, and if I only get hold of Santa Anna, 1 have no doubt I shall make a trade. I don't know yet whether 1 shall take Scott's road or Taylor's road to go to the city of Mexico; it will depend a little on the news I get by the way.-- Two or three times when I have been stopping to rest I have been looking over my private instructions.—They are fust rate, especially Mr. Ritchie's. I remain your old friend, and the Pres ident's private Embasseder, MAJOR JACK DOWNING. PR ESE R VING EGGS. - This is the sea son to put up a store of eggs, against " time and need." There are various modes of preserving them. Lime-water has been found to answer well. Mr. H. A. Parsons, of Buffalo, informs us that he has been successful in preserving them with salt. He takes large stone jars, or tight kegs, and packs the eggs on t , :e small end, first putting in a layer of salt, and then a layer of eggs, taking care that the eggs do not touch the keg or jar. In this way the vessel is filled to near the top, when it is carefully cov ered over and placed in a cool, dark place. Mr. P. has kept them in this way, perfectly good for three years. It is important that the eggs should be new, not more than ten days old, when put up, if it is intented to keep them a great while. SPEAKING ILL OF A NEIGHBOR.- Never place confidence in a person who makes it a practice to run down his neighbor and his neighbor's goods, because he is in the same line of buisness. There are those who are so destitute of moral prin ciple—so mean and selfish that they can not endure the thought of the prosperity of their neighbors and when they are out of certian articles which they know their neighbors have in abundance, they do not hesitate to tell the purchaser he cannot obt lin in the town what he is in . S,.ch a course may answer • but eventually results ‘4 the liar. When the chit !are found out, their eusto- • . „ endually leave theta, believing if they lie in one ease they will in another—and not only lie but cheat also. The most dangersous men to deal with are those of this description. You never hear the truly upright man speak ill of another. With double dealings and dis simulation he is an entire stranger. [Port. Tribune A GOOD ONE.—Two grave members of the 13nr encountered a dead pig on the sibe-walk, and soon after encountered the Coroner; whereupon one of them remark ed to him that his services were required to sit upon the body. "Do you make the suggestion," in quired the Coroner, "that you may pock et the juryman's fees "Olt no, interrupted the third party; "H. could not serve, for the law pre cludes the relatives of the derea3ed from upon the jury." [l•'or the Huntingdon Journal.] SCRIBBLES. OT Sell AV' 11. A POITLAR.DELUSION Fox a number of years it has been I generally believed, and settled as a mat ter of fact, by antiquaries and scientific , men, .that the custom of wearing long hair, yclepd (that is uncut—Die.) soap locks, originated in the following man ner : They trace it back to a fellow who was convicted for stealing sheep, (no doubt a disciple of Shakspeare,) and was condemned to have his ears cut off for the offence. And they say this fellow to hide his disgrace, as well as cover the disfigured auricular organs, permitted his hair to grow very long; and then, changing his calling a little, he set up for a dandy. Strange to sag many adopt ed the fashion, and long hair became the 6 bon ton.'—This story is but the modi fication of the true version, which is af ter this manner :—This custom had its origin no doubt during the time of the terrible persecutions under the bigoted Land. Frynne was the man, who, wor thy even of a better cause, became the unconscious originator of this nice fash ion. "We would not have a sheep ex tractor for our pattern, would we !" No, we look to the Martyr Prynne, who died with fortitude for his Religion !'' Ban croft throws light on this long obscured point, and speaks thus,—" Four years after Prynne had been punished for a publication, he was a second time ar raigned for a like offence. I thought, said Lord Finch, that Prynne had lost his ears already ; but, added he, exam ining the prisoner, " there is something left yet ;" and an officer of the Court removing the hair displayed the mutila ted organs."—Tradition varying and changing from time, and prejudice brought down the former story.—Like all others of importance, this is a vexed subject. And if the too precise and ex clusive Antiquary should think our so lution of the mystery, not to savour enough of the shadowy and musty an tique, we would offer for his meditations a tradition, (from the very oldest sys tem of Mythology now extant,) viz: Apollo and Pun had a content together, To try which could conquer in singing; And Phrygia'a King, though as fickle as weather, Determined to judge of the winning. King Midas the victory ascribed unto Pon, IA 'lnch Apollo, so much did harrass That he stretched out the cars or the poor, simple man, To the very extent of en ass. M ides tried to conceal the disgrace with his hair, But he found that hie barber must know it; So he got him topromise, by threat and by prayer, That to no one on Earth he should show it. So weighty a matter the harbor soon found Was not easy fa hint to contain, Then n deep and round hale he dug in the ground, Where the secret might safely remain. He put down his mouth and whispered these words, "King Midas has got Ass' ears." And coveted it up from man, beast or birds, Then in this manner banished his fears. But tall, slender seeds grew out of the hole, Which in every breeze that did puss, Would move and utter a sorrowful dolo "King Midas bath the ears of an Ass." As a matter of course in this age of freedom of conscience and opinion, each person can decide for himself. Further comment is unnecessary.--Documenta ry Evidence. 111 THE CUSSED THING.—The New Haven Register gives the follow inl• account of an incident on the New Haven and Hartford Road, soon after it went into operation. The train stopped at Meridan to wood up, and a fidgety gentleman, who was probably for the first time in his life, in a railroad car, and who held on to his seat with both hands, from the moment the cars left lartford, looking as though he expect .l every moment to be shook out of the window, suddenly stepped nut on the platform, and took a rapid look at the locomotive. "Anything the matter 1" inquired a wag who had greatly enjoy ed the countryman's perturbation. "Any thing the matter ! I should think there was something the matter, if you ever noticed It ! Why they've stopped right in the middle or the road, and pa'n't hitched the cussed thing ! 'Spose an' it should start hey 1" A roar of laugh ter from the passengers in no wise alter ed the man's views of the superior safe ty of his position, "in case the cussed thing should start." 13SR OF CORN.--A Yankee passing through the Miami valley, made his in quiry of a young farmer, who had just been replenishing the inner man with a drop of consolation-- " 1 say, mister, what is the staple product of this ' ere section of country!" "Corn, sir," was the reply—"corn; . we raise here seventy bushels to the acre, and manufacture et— hic—into whiskey, to say nothing—hic— of wh at is wasted for bread." TWO NEIGHBORS AND TILE HENS. BY 11. C. WRIGIIT, A man in New Jersey told me the fol lowing circumstances respecting himself and one of his neighbors: " I once owned a large flock of hens. I generally kept them shut up; but, one spring I concluded to let them run in my yard, after 1 had clipt their wings so that they could nut fly. One day, when I came home to dinner, I learned that one of my neighbors had been there, full of wrath, to let me know that my ' liens had been in his garden, and that he had killed several of•them, and I thrown them over into my yard. was greatly enraged that he had killed my beautiful hens, that I valued so much.— I determined at once to be revenged— to sue him, or in sonic way to get re dress. I sat down and ate my dinner as calmly as I could. By the time 1 had finished my meal, I had become more I cool, and thought perhaps it was not 1 , best to fight with my neighbor about hens, and thereby make hint my bitter, ' lasting enemy. I concluded to try an- • other way being sure that it would be better. "After dinner I went over to my neighbor's. He was in his garden. 11 went out and found him in pursuit of one of my hens, trying to kill it. 1 ac costed him. H ei turned upon me, his face inflamed with wrath, and broke out in great fury— " You have abused me. I will kill all your hens, if 1 can get at them. I never was so abused. My garden is ruined." "'I am very sorry for it,' said 1. '1 did not wish to injure you, and I now see that I made a great mistake in let ting out my hens. I ask your forgive ness, and ant willing to pay you six times the damage.'" "The man seemed confounded. Ile did not know what to make of it. lie ' looked up at the sky—then down to the earth—then at his neighbor—then at his club—and then at the poor lien he had been pursuing, and said nothing." "'Tell toe now,' said 1, what is the damage, and I will pay you six fold; and my hens shall trouble you no more. 1 will leave it entirely to you to say what I shall do. I cannot afrord to lose the , love and good will of my neighbors, and ; quarrel with them, for liens, or anything else." "'l'm a great fool,' said the neighbor. 'The damage is not worth talking about ; and I have more need to compensate you than you ni‘, and to ask your forgive ness than you mitie.' " • Problem for Newspaper Dealers. It is a common remark that "figures won't lie." This may be true, in one sense ; but we witnessed an instance, at a railroad depot, the other day, in which a newspaper dealer declared that figures didn't exactly tell the truth at all events. " What do you ask for your papers'!" said a wag to a tittle curly headed news boy. Four cents a-piece, sir," replied the • • • • boy. " Well," said the wag, "I'll take one; here is a five cent piece ; give me one cent back." The boy took the money and returned the paper and one cent. "But what du ask fur two papers'!" inquired the joker. " Six cents," said the boy. " Well," said the joker, " I have giv en you live cents—now here is one more, that makes six--g ive inc another paper. - The little boy looked confused—ha I f pulled out the second paper—then re turned it, and exclaimed, "No you don't! You can't come the double wher over this child that way," " Why, what's the matter ?" said the wag; "I have given you six cents, and I want two papers." "Yes, said the boy, with his brain ev idently in a snarl, "but one cent wit's mine before." " True," said the wag, "but you gave it me for change, and then 'twas mine, wasn't it," "In course it was," said the boy, "but I gin two cents a.piece for these papers, and how can 1 sell them for one and make money I don't like your kind of cypherin', mister—so jilt give me back my paper, and take your money, and &gin again." The wag consented, and the little newsboy soon got his lingers straight- ened out so ho could understand them but we saw him a few minutes after . wards, sitting down en a curb-stone, with a cent in one hand and a five cent piece in the other trying to puzzle out how it was that the matt had bothered him so.—lleity Crier.] [1: - i'^ The Boston Time; says :—Our liten;ry Jeremy Diddler lia" d "bled" bakers have so far improved the size of 11 , 3.1 y dear sir," said Gas, who happened their bread, that a child cannot swallow to be present, "that is nothing—it is only a ten cent loaf entire without danger 'another illustration of the triumph of • of choking. wind over utllfer." EDITOR AND PROPRIETOR WHOLE NO. 604. \Vallleiglt's Trial for Sleeping.in Meeting Justice Winslow.-117eat do you know about Wudleigh's sleeping in meeting? Witness.—l know all about it; 'taint no secret, I guess. Justice.---Then tell us all about it ; that's just what we want to know. Witness--( Scratching his head.)-- " ell, the long and the short of it is, John Wadleigh is a hard working man; that is, he works mighty hard doing no thing ; and that's the hardest work there is done. It will make a feller sleep quicker than poppy-leaves. So it stands to reason that Wadleigh would 'laterally be a very sleepy sort of person. Well, the weather is sometimes naternlly con siderable warm, and Parson Moody's sarmons is sometimes rather heavy like. "Stop, stop!" said Justice Winslow. "No reflections upon Parson Moody; that is not what you were called hers for."' Witness.--I don't cast no reflections on Parson Moody. I was only telling what 1 knew about John Wadleigh's sleeping in meeting; and its my opin. ion, especially in warm weather ; that sarmous that are heavplike, and two hours long, naterally have a tendency-- "Stop, stop! I say," said Squire Winslow ; " if you repeat any of these reflections on Parson Moody again, I'll commit you to the cage fur contempt of court. Witness.---I don't cast no reflections on Parson Moody. I was only telling what 1 know about John \Vudleigh's sleeping in meeting. Squire Winslow.---Well, go on and tall us all about that. You went% called here to testify about Parson Moody. Wfitness.—That's what I'm trying to do, if you wonldn't heep putting me out. And it's my opinion, in warm weather, folks is considerably; apt to sleep in meeting ; especially when the attrition— ' I mean especially where they get pretty tired. I know I find it pretty hard work to get by seventhly and eighthly in the sarmon myself; but if 1 once get by there, I generally get into a kind of a waking train again, and make out to weather it. But it isn't so with Wad : leigh ; I've generally noticed that if he begins to gape nt the seventhly and eighthly, it's a gone goose with him be fore he gets through tenthly, and he has to look out for another prop for his head somewhere, for his neck isn't stiff enough to hold it up. And from tenthly up to sixteenthly he's as dead as a door nail, till the amen brings the people up to prayers, and Wadleigh comes up with a jerk, just like opening a jack- SEBA SMITH. knife frj -- -AN OLD TOPER, in the last stage of dropsey, was told by his physicion that nothing would save him but being "tapped." His son, a witty little shaver, objeted to the operation, saying : "Daddy, don't submit to it, for you know there was never anything 'tapped' in our house 'that lasted more than week!" Treason to Discuss the War. In a speech before the anti-war meet-. ing, in Panetta Hall, Theodore Parker said: " Treason, is it I—treason to discuss a war which the government made, and which the people. are made to pay fort If it be treason to speak against the war, what was it to make the war—to ask for . 50,000 men, and $50,000,000 for the war 1 Why, if the people cannot dis cus the war they have got to light and pay for, who under Heaven can I Whose business is it, if it is not yours and mine I—lf my country is in the wrong, and I know it, and hold my peace, then I am guilty of treason—moral treason. Why a wrong, it is the only threshold of ruin. I would not have my country take the next step. Treason, is it, to ' show that this war is wrong and wick ed 1 Why, what if George 111, any time front '73 to 'S3, had gone down to Parliament, and told them it was treason to discuss the war then waging against these colonies 1 What do you think the Commons would have said', What I would the Lords say 1 Why, that king, foolish as 'he was would have been lucky if he had not learned that there was a joint in his neck, and, still' as he bore him, that the people knew how to find it. "I don't believe in killing kings, or any other men; but I do say, in a time when the nation was not in danger, that no British King, for two hundred years,. would have dared to call it treason to. discuss the war—its cause, its progress, or its termination!" A publisher waslately.relatinghow