HILVIG-1)L:::\ JOURNAL a gamily SLetuopaper—DtbetcV to (II ottrat Kittrlttftettre, I'll6:sins, Volftico, Atttrattirr, Siorttlftp, * QraDac• SMU9 g 3 PUBLISHED E Y JAMES CLARK, 'U 4 2ita 4 .=a6t).. The “JurriiNAL" will be published every Wed fiesday morning, at $2 00 a year, if paid in advance, Ind if not paid within six months, $2 50. No subscription received for a shorter period thah six months, nor any paper discontinued till all at , tearages are paid. Advertisements not exceeding one square, will lie inserted three times for $1 00, and for every suhse quent insertion 25 cents. If no definite orders are given as to the time an advertisement is to be contintr dd, it will be kept in till ordered out, and charged ac cdrdingly. (Cr V. B. PALMER, Esq., is authorized to act as Agent for this paper, to procure subscriptions and dvertieetnants in Philadelphia, New York, Balti tnore and Boston. CiPtiCgS: Philadelphia—Number 59 Pine street. Baltimore—S. E. corner of Baltimore and Cal vert streets. New York—Number 160 Nassau street. Boston—Number 18 State street. LXBT Or RETAILERS Of Merehandize and Liquors in Hunting. don County. Returned by the Consta• blew at .la, - an , y Session; 1846, and classifit'd by the associate Judgra and Commissioners.topthvr with the amount _ _ of their revrective Liceakes for the year eammericiuz let May 1840, vie: The undersigned, Treasurer of said county of Huntingdon, in accordance with the several acts oil Assembly, publishes the following list of Re tailer of Foreign Merehandize, whirls the said county for the current year, as classified and return ed to him be the A.3sociate itidges turd Consnission ens of the county. Any person doing business, whose name is trot in the following list, as well as there who are bound to pay any fractional part of a license, are requested td have their Skies regis tered agreeably to law. without delay. Such as are designated by a [•] have taken slit their licenses, and those who have not are required io do so, on or before the fourth Saturday, (and 20th day) of June inst., after which day suits will be instituted without respect to persons, against atb delinquents. Those marked thus [t] sell liquors. , . CLASS Allegheny township. IJohn Mastitis Samuel Confer 14 Joseph Marrow Joseph Patton 14 . 'Tod twp. 'William 'Walker 14IReubin Trexler t 13 Pkßell & Higgins • 13' Amos Clarke 14 Elias Baker 12 Warriorsmorktwp. Michael Thompson 14 Benj. F. Patton 14 Antes trap. Abednego Stevens 14 John Desiherty 14 Walker twp. Martin Bell 13 James Campbell t 13 benjamin F. Bell 13 Simon Ake 14 John Bell 13 West twp Graham McCanaant 11 John Watt 14 Burree hop. i Miles Lewis 14 James Maguire 131 Woodberry hop. John R. Hunter 13 Adolphus Patterson t 13 Benjamin Hartman 14 M. Grittily t 11 Reed & Cottle 13IPhilip Metz t 14 Blair (top. IJos. R. Hewitt & co. tl3 W Anderson & co. f 14 George W. Dannels t 14 Daniel MeConnell t 14ISmith & Wamplcr 13 . I . _ Peter O'Flngan t 14IJamea M. Johnston 14 lr" Alex. Knox &Son° 13 D. H. Rover & co. • 13 Cuss hop. Royer & iiehmurker • 13 Robert Speer 14 Royer & co. 13 James Henderson 14 Birmingham Boro. Cromwell twp. James Clarke 13 A. J. Wigton & Br's 141.1ames Bell 13 Samuel Isett 't 14 Carport Boro. Thomas Orbison 13 Lloyd & Graff 12 Dublin tarp, James Flowers 14 A. C. Blair & co. 13 Robert Lytle, Sr. 14 Franklin tap. Hollidaysburg Boro. Shorb Stewart & co. 12 Joeepli Dysart 13 John S. leen 14 A. McCormick & Bro. 13 James Williams 13 rhos. B. Moore* 12 C. Wigton & Sons 13 Michael R. Douslough 13 Geo q 3 hoenber g e r l. 12 Learner & Rhodes t 13 , ' Martin Gales 141 Robert William's 13 __ . , . Franks/own hop. Geo Bingham & co. 12 McNeal, Lytle & co. 14 James Gardner & co. 13 James Condron 13 David Goodfellow 13 Michael Wotf 13 , Gilbert L. Lloyd 13 William West 14 William Hall 14 John Hyaton t 14 Peter McNally 14 Huston hip. Joseph Heiser 14 Peter Shoenberger 12 Geo. Bingham & co. 13 Hopewell hop. Lloyd & Graff 12 James Entrekin t 12 Geo. W. Patterson fl 3 John B. Given t 13 William Nelson 14 Henderson twp. David Hammer 14 Millikena & Kessler 13 John Gorely 14 IMcCahan &Irvin 13 John Hays 14 111 4 William Buchanan 14 J. E. McGirr 14 0 Jackson /up. J.M. Lindsey 14 Sohn W. Mytont 13 Jacob Snyder 14 J. A. Bell & Bro. t If Samuel Confute 14 Rawle & Hall 13 llenry P. CotTey 14 Joseph Ennis 14 Huntingdon Born. Morrie (rep. .Stevens, Snyder & co. 13 George H. Steiner 13 Marks Goodman • 14 S. P. Wallace &co. 13 James Sazton 0 12 James M. Kinkead 13 O. & H Newingham 14 ',Alfred 11. Spang 13 Geo. A Steel • 13 A '.. Porter tarp. Thomas Read& Son 13 l ir S. Hatfield & Son la William Dorris • 13 Green & co. 13.Swoope & Africa a 13 Moore & Swoops 13 B. E. McMurtrie a 12 Bucher & Porter • 13 Fisher & McMurtrie. 12 Gen mill & Porter 13,' William Stewart t 13 Michael Siesler 141 John N. Prowell • 13 Snyder trip. IRothrock &Jones 14 Lyon, Shorb, & co. Petersburg Boro. (Bald Eagle) 13'A. &N. Creswell' 13 lyon, Shorb, & co. (Joseph M. Stevens 13 (Tyrone) 12 Shirleysburg Boro. John Kratzer 131 David Freeker 14 ' Shirley ttvp. John Lutz t 14 'Samuel It Bell 13111enry Brewster 13 Springfield twp Allen P. Brown 13 Wadden & Blair 14 Dennis O'Connor 14 I Illiam Madden 14iLon2 & Doyle 13 Tyrone twp. i Springfield Boro. ?'.soey 4. Patton 18 Benjamin Leas 14 JOSEPH LAW, Treasurer of Huntingdon county. Treasurer's Office, Hun tingden, June 3, 1846. t .z ALEXANDRIA FOUNDRY, L as. 1. Grafius, RESPECTFULLY inform the citizens of Huntingdon county, and the public generally, that they continue to carry on the Copper, Tin and Slieet•lron B u siness, in all its branches, in Alt kandria, where they manufacture and const.•u tly keep on hand every desct iptionof ware in theirlme; such as New and Splendid Wood Stoves 22, 24, 26, 28 and 30 inches long. Rif MATO!? STOVES, A stzEs COAL STOVES Fo R PARLORS, NEW AND SPLENDID rAsimit STOVES Volt WOOD--THBEE stzits EGG SCONES—.4Iso, IRON HAILING for front of House,* C AS I GRATES for cellar win dows—SELF SHARPENING PLOUGHS. right and left handed--N kW BULL PLOUGH ,with cast and rn!) shear, and the LIVINGS FON PLOUGH--DOUBLE SHOVEL PLOUGHS for corn and seeding in fall grain—COPPER PUMPS, for wells any length, and Tin inside and out-- FORGE HAMMERS, from 5 to 16 cwt. cio Cooking Stoves of all kinds, and Also four sizes of Coal Stoves, ALSO STOVE-PIPE, AND STOVES FINISHED AII kinds t 1 castings done, for Forges. Saw mills and Threshing-machines. AISoWAG ON BOXES, MILL GUDGEONS, AND HOLLOW Wang; sill of which is done in a workman like manner. Also, Copper, Dye, Wash, Biller, !'re• serving, and l'ea Kettles, .for sale, wholesale and retail. Perscns favoring this establishment with their caste m may depend on having their orders executed with fidelity and deepateli. Old theta!, copper•, brass and pewter• ta ken It: exchange. Alsu wheat, rye, corn and oats taken at market price. Alexandria, May 20, 1845. ti Quitek or tun wtsWol C:NCO QUI macm.cria s For sale by 1. & 011AFIUS, Alex andria, Huntingdon counly,Pa., cheap for cash or country produce at the Market price. The Queen of the Wert"' is ah !movement . on ilatlntway's celebrated Hot Air Stove. There hag eater yet ap peared any plan Of a Cooking Stove that posses-es the advantages that this one has. A much less quantity of fuel Is re• quired for any amount of cooking or ba king by this stove than by any other.. Persons are requested to call and see before they purchase elsewhere, May 20,1846. 13 14 To Purchase rs.-Girteristorie. THE undersigned agent of the Pattentee, of the Stove, " The Queen of the West," I understanding that the owners, or those • concerned for them, of other and different patent Conking Stoves, have threatened to bring suit against all who purchase and use am , Gump: PATENT COOKINC STOVE —The Queen of the West." Nov. this is to inform all and every person who snal purchase and use said Stove that he wit: in' demnify them from all costs or damage, from any and suits,..brought by ether Paten tees, or their agents. for any infringment of their patents. He gives this notice so that persons need not be under any fears b e c a use , they have, while consulting their own inter ests and convenience, secured the super for advantages of this Queen"not only of the neat, bat of the Loot. ISRAEL GRAFIUS. May 20, 1846. Dissolution of Partnership. l'he subscribers doing business under the firm of 1. Grafius & San, in Alexandria, Huntingdon comity, dissolved partnership by mutual consent on the 3rd day at April last. All persons having recounts with said firm will settle the same with I. Grafius,np to the above date. I. OHAPIUS & SON. Alexandria; May O. 1846. Auditor's Notice. The undersigned Auditor, appointed by the Orphans' Court of Huntingdon coanty, and to whom has been referred the account of limn. Weston, surviving EXecutor of Nathan Green, late of Warnorsmaik Township, deceased, and the exceptions thereto filed hereby gives notice to all per sons interested, that he will attend for the purpose of auditing said account at his Office in the B wough of Huntingdon, on Wednesday the 24 day of June next, at 10 o'clock, A. M. JNO. CItESWELL, Auditor: May 27, 11146. auditor's .Not ice. The undeasigned Auditor, appointed by the Orphans' Court of Huntingdon county, and to whom has been referred the account of Jesse Moore and Alfred H. Spans, Ad ministrators of Charles Courier, late of Frankstown township deceased, anti the ex• ceptions thereto filed, hereby gives notice to all persons interested that he will attend fos the purpose of auditing said account a t his office in the Borough of Huntingdon en Friday the 19th day of June next, at 10 o'clock, A. M. JNO. CRESSWELL, Auditor. May 27, 1846. IrrUSTICES' !Batiks of atikinds, for sale at this Office. Ltziaciai VZllZiaall. 234:1 6 UC2f:;P. 1 , 0E(1 .3 P.1% BONG. Rt onitE GREENWOIIii 's must silence with words of cold reason The eloquent voice of the heart; For Love bath stayed out his brief season, And spread his young wing to depart! Though awhile round our memory ho hovers Be may smilingly offer no more Fond vvords,the ambrosia of lovers, Nor the nectar of passion out-pour. bur last tearful farewell is spoken, Life's sweet morning vision has flown t Each vow, each glad promise is broken That twitted our twin beings in one I And severed are love's golden fetters— And sympathy's silvery chain ; So, please sir, +aura me my Idlers, I may wish to use them again I Heart's Guests: When age has cast its shadows O'er lire's declining way, When evening twilight gathers Round our retiring slay, Then shall we sit and ponder On the dim and shadowy past, _ . In the heart's silent chamber' The guests will gather fast, Guests that in youlh we cherished Shnll come to us once more, And we shall hold communion As in the days before. They may be dark and sombre, They may be bright and fair, But the heart will have its chamber, And the guests will gather there. How shall it lie my signers, Am., Who shall be our heart's guniallliik How shall it be my brothers, When life's shadow on us rests? Shall tve not 'mid the silence Hear voices sweet and low, Speak the old Coniliar language, The words of long ago ? Shall we not see dear faces, Sweet smiling as of old ? Till the mists of that lone chamber Are Emmet clouds of gold? When age has cast its shadows O'er life's declining way, And evening twilight gathers Round our retiring slay. Tremeiidbu - ~l#dif i Orm, A letter in the illissottri Republican, dated Belle- Hlle, Illinois, Jtme 8, 1840, says:—At about half peat Z. P. I.r. nor tmec, - wemendons storm of wind, ruin and hail; the hail Was not so severe here as it was a short distance east of this place. The eastern singe was four or five miles from this place, near the residence of Gov. Kinney, when the storm struck it. The hail broke through the top of the stage, knocked the driver down, and the horses run off. There was but one pussener in the stage, a young gentleman going to &lent, who succeeded in getting out be fore the horses got under fall headway. I have just seen the young man, who returned to this place as soon as the storm abated. His hat wan knocked off—l have seen it: it has three holes knocked tiirough, one of the holes directly on the top, as large round as a man's tit. The young man run to a tree, pulled off his can't and held it over his head, and in holding his arm was so bruised that he now carries it in a sling. Home of the hail stones have been brought to this place, three hours after they fell, as large as n man's fist. Hogs and sheep were killed by the force of the hail. The roof of a house near where this passen ger got out of the stage, had holes driven through, and the windows knocked in—sash, glass and all. I have not seen any one from the neighborhood, so as to ascertain what damage has really been dorm, Or what extent of ground was covered by the storm. Those that have seen some of the hail-stones, soon after they fell, think that many were as law as a man's two fists. We have heard that the storm raged more furiously beyond Governor Kinney's. Take it all in all, I think you may put it down as one of the moat extraordinary hail storms that has ever passed over this part of the country. [Extraordinary as these statements may seem, says the Republican, we can vouch for the truthful ims of the writer. We learn, that a far mer coming to market from the same quarter, with six dozen of chickens in a coop, saved only half a dozen : the others weirs all killed by the hail.] AN ExTuaonifirrany PFIENOMENOI was (Amer . - ved on the line of the Electric Telegraph between icrsey City and Baltimore, on Thursday afternoon ' the like of which was never known to man. Three ' thunder storms, each some thirty or sixty miles from each other, were all coming east on the Tele graph route about the same time, and every discharge of electricity from either, was duly recorded by the lightning itself, in the Telegraphic office at Jersey City, Philadelphia, Wilmington, or Baltimore.— The wires became altogether unmanageable, and the operators being obliged to withdraw the batter ies used for writing, the visitor from the clobda had the field to itself. The letters of Morse's Telegraphic Alphabet which this natural lightning seemed to be most partial to according to the New York Sun, were L. and T., but occasionally it went at the nu metal., and dashed off l's 50 a 55's 500's and 5000's in its own rapid style. We learn Mat when two or more thunder clouds get in the same vicinity and discharge their electricity at each other, or receive the fluid from the earth and return it again, or when ground lightning prevails, the effect on the Telegraph wires is to produce a strange and original language which may yet be made intelli gible. In fact each kind of lightning speaks for itself and writes what it rays.--Noefir American• The Devil in the Market House We have heard of Doctor Faustus, and of Mimi gentlemen, who have by Remo means or other ac quired the reputation of having an intimate acquain tance with " the gentleman in black," but after the performances which took place in the Pittsburgh Market on Friday and Tuesday evenings last, we came to the conclusion that the " Fakir of Ave" was a touch ahead of both the " Devil and Doctor Faustus." On Friday evening, we visited the Market to le in, as usual, our stock of " provender," as Dugald Dulgetty eays. While looking around at the piles of good things with which our friends from the eountry delight to supply us smoke-dried citizens, provided we have the ready cash to pay them, our attention was excited by an unusual movement to and from a particular point. Expecting to pick up a subject far a paragraph, we, as a faithful chronicler of events, hastened to the spot, and inquired of a friend the cause of all this commotion. I le replied that he believed " the Devil must be in that box of eggs," pointing to a large box which stood close by, " for," says he, " a gentleman was just making some inquiries as to their soundness, when of a sudden the eggs seemed endued with life, and com menced chirping like a thousand crickets, and than as if veritable chickens were struggling out of them, the eggs commenced capering and dancing about in the strangest manner. This has caused the owner a fright, as wall us the bystanders, all of whom are wandering at the cause of the strange phenom enon," On inquiring after the person who had priced the eggs, a stout gentleman in a cloth cloak was pointed out. in whom we at giice recognized the Genuine 'Fakir." There ho stood, looking as un- concerned as you pleise but we observed a smile playing about the corners of his mouth, and a look of devilment in lots eye, which told us to look out for spurt. We were not mistaken. He walked up very sedately to an Irish woman, the possessor of a basket of plucked poultry, and took up a large tur key, (a very old gobler, by-the.by.) "Good woman," siid lie, very demurely, “es am no very great judge of poultry, tell me, is this a young turkey 1" The woman eyed him for 9 moment, as if to as certain if he was quizzing her. "Yes, sir, it's only a yearline," she said, at the same time turning her bead to answer anotlr :Truer. - "lee very heavy," continued the Fakir; " pray what's the price of it'!" 'One dollar," replied the lady of the poultry. "I'm afraid it's too heavy to be young," says the Fakir. "'Pon my conscience," says she, " it's only a year an a quarter ould. If ye're a judge, the cra tar will speak for itself." At the instant she pronounced these words, the turkey raised its head, somewhat after the fashion of a snake, and with open mouth, said, or seemed to soy, "you lie, you jade; I'm five years old and pest!" To this all the poultry in the basket re sponded by an utusual cackling, crowing, and gob bling. The poultry tiddlen tdrned up her eyes, clasped her hands over hor head, and ejaculating "Holy Mother!" bolted up Diamond alley as if the gen tleman with the cloven foot wee after her, never stopping to look behind until Ole was fairly In Wood street. The Fakir walked on, end stopped to make room for a countryman who was in the act of cutting off a entre head. B-a-a," went the head. "Ott," says the countryman, looking over his shoulder, thinking that some one had been tricking him. He was evidently surprised. At this moment the Fa kir addressed him with: " What will you take for that veal's head 1" " 13-a-a!-11-a-a ! ! Help!— help! I" cried the head. A hog's carcass hanging I close by gave one of those alto grunts, accompa nied by a squeal on 0 sharp, so loud, so lung, and so piercing, that we can only compare it to the steam whistle of a locomotive ! The countryman dropped hist:pH°, and with "Lord blesses !" turned around and made tracks as fast as his legs could carry lihn. In his course he upset a woman with a basket full of golden pippins, which, by the nosy. were soon hidden in the pockets of acute dozen urchins who were stcnding about in eager Waiting. To make amends to the poor women for this acci• dent. the Fakir purchnsed a quarter's worth of the apples, and opening the first one with his knife, oat dropped a gold piece! A second apple produced another gold piece—a third the came ! These are really golden pippins, old lady," said the Fakir ; e how much for the lot!" "I sells no more," re plied she of the pippin., at the some time snatching up the basket and making off in the wake of the calf's head. Shortly after, the pippin lady was ob served, busily engaged in cutting up the remainder of her stock. Things by this time had got a little quiet. In about fifteen minutes we observed the Fakir talking with one of our eacient police officers, Mr. Turner, and expecting some more s7ort, we drew near. In this we were disappointed ; but se Mr. Turner left him, we observed the Fakir's eye attentively fixed on a large catibege. He walked up to the old Dutchman who was attending the bas ket, and addressed him with " How do you sell' cabbage by the dozen, my old friend 1" "That size fifty cents, 'c:•use got hard heart—this size thirty cents, 'cause got soft heart." " Why do you make the difference 1" "Thit's good for crust, and got hard heart." Lot me see," sap, the Fakir taking op the hogs cabbage. After examining it very attentively, he said, You allow your chickens to run amongst your cabbages? No," said the Dutchman, Yes," said the Fakir, and I can prove it, I hear a nest of chickens in the cabbage now," and an audible chirruping was easily distinguished. Give me your knife," says the Fakir; and open ing the cabbage, out popped n good sized hen and several chickens, apparently a week old. “Mein Got!” exclaimed the Dutchman—.. Vat is dat i" We can easily account for the imitations of the sounds produced by the ealrs head, the eggalid the turkey. The gold pieces in the apples were of course placed there by an ingenious sleight of hand.— The Fakir performed similar experiments during his public lectures. But how the hen got into the cabbage is a conundrum to us. We are rather of the opinion that our eyes deceived US, and that they were not there at all, but must have been stowed away in the folds of the Fakir's ample cloak, until he saw fit to release them, apparently from the Dutchman's cabbage. The Fakir is about to visit the various cities down the river, and we advise the market people before hand to be on the look-out for him, for if Ire does net make their turkeys speak, they will find by at tending his lectures that he can do other things quite as wonderful.—Pillaburg "Iron Citli." The Fakir died at Cincinnati a abort time after this.—Ea. From the Philadelphia Spirit of the Tiinea. Life of Gen. Scott. A. S. Barnes & Co., No. el John street, iR. V. have published the Life of General Winfield Scott, written by Edward D. Mansfield, Esq., Of Cinein ninth Ohio. It is an Octavo volume in the latest and handsomest style of binding, printed on good paper with bdld letter, end is ornamented as a fron tispiece by an eicellent likeness of the Commander in-Chief of the U. S. Army, in undress uniform.— The book is written in clear method, easy narrative and agreeable style. Some of the descriptions, es pecially the battle-scenes on the Northern Frontier, are sublime, thongh natural and free from exagger ation. The history is in every sense of the word at once authentic and unimpeachable. While it portrays for the admiration and example of the young American, the noble aspiration., the patriot ' whose brilliant career it records, it is at the earns tune a proud testimonial to the glory of our Coun try. The success of our Arms on the Northern Frontier in the War of 'l2 is eminently owing to the courage, gallantry and foresight of the C tall young Colonel," who in tiro desperate stand at Queenstown Heights, jumped upon a log and ex claimed to hie Millet-thinned ranks, "let us then die, arms in hand. Our country demands the sac , riflce"—to the ardor, the coolness, and during valor of the magnanimous "young Brigadier of tall, erect and Commanding figure," of whom when his laurels had been won, at the ego of only 26, President Madison said with n smile." Put him down a Major General. I have done with objec tions to his youth." Several of the battles and other• scenes described in the book are finely illus trated with cuts, and there capital diagrams of the battles of Queenstown, Chippewa, Niagara, &c., and of Clinch's end Dade's battles on the Valli. couch° in Florida, The Biography is sold by J. W. Moore, No. 138 Chesnut street. Every Amer , ican should buy a copy. Our Irish citizens will find something in it that will particularly delight and gratify them. .•. A Noble Dog. A Baltimore correspondent of the North Amer- icon, says The noble deeds of one who took part in the late triumphant battles with the Mexicans, have not yet been recorded—that ono was lieutenant Randolph Ridgely's faithful dog. a beautiful pointer, which he took with him From this city. His master was peculiarly fond of him, and the dog, true I o its no tore, was more than fond of its master. From morn ing until night, it might be seen following the bratie lieutenant, and in the hottest of the battle was always close by his noble charger's aide, looking up into his face, en cf with anxious solicitude. fn the engagement of the Bth it proved' a faithful In that of the gth, its fidelity was also almost au pernaturally manifest. Its vigilant e y e was con stantly turned upon its master, seemingly solicitous of his sitecess, or anxious to be his last friend should death or danger overtake him. While thus faithful and vigilant, when the contest woe nearly ended, and vietOry perched trpOn the American standard, on unlticky random Cannon ball struck the poor animal, and severed it piecemeal. There may be no eye to weep for the fall of this instinctive friend and soldier, yet I doubt not it will long have a place in the memory of its brave and gallant master. Wire no NATIONS 00 TO Wilt I"—Doctor Franklin answered this questiOn in a single sen tence: •The foolish part of maiikink,' says the peeler, will make were from time to time with each other, not hiving sense enough to settle their dif-, ferencee.' rto- T t wo individuels in a public meeting were recriminating each othiir, when one, in allusion to the vacillation of the other, cried out, be can be bought and sold.' That is more than can be said of you,' replied his opponent, for you could not be gic•n away' cz;cv‘'zlact)a,i), SCANDALOUS. For good or for evil, For better or worse, Man gets him a wifo Or buys him Q horse. both are deceptive, , We take them on trust— The likeliest looking Oft turns out the worst. How• Tape.--A very eminent writer has said, that although we seem grieved at the shortness of life in general, wu. are wishing every period of it at an end. The minor longs to lot of age; then to be a man of business; then to mate up an estate ; then to arrive at honor; then to retire. The usurer would be very *ell satisfied to have all the time an nihilated, that Ilea between the prevent moment and the next quarter-day; the politician would be con tent to i•rse three years of hia life, could he place. things m the Posture which he fancies they will ',- copy after such a revolution of time ; and the lover would be glad to strike out of his existence all the moments that are to pasa away before the next meeting LET No HEATHEN' RE. Thu.—During the year 1649, the nations distinguished by the name of Christian, expended more in preparing to cut each other's throats, than was appropriated to the preaching of the gospel to the Pagan world since Jesus Christ expired on the Cross! How well hove they obeyed the last injunction of the Saviour as binding on them as on any of his professed dia• ciples, " Go ye out into the world and preach the Gospel to every ereature.m—E. Burritt. UNPARALLED BHCTALITT.--A most unprece. dented piece of brutality was enacted one day lest week by a human form residing in our neighboring town of Uorniah, N. H. The facts, an near as we are able to learn, are simply these: A widow lady, residing in the East part of the town, whose hus band died about two yearn eince, leavine her in possession of a small farm, &c., a few months since married a second husband. Thissecond im bued it appears did not, in the lady's estimation, in all things quite equal the first husband. Of title elm took occasion to remind him—remarking in no very pleasant tone things didn't go no when he was on the farm.' At this the husband started without a word, went to the barn, pat his oxen into a cart, proceeded to the grave yard, end actually dug up the remains of the first husband--carried the coffin home. and set it down in the kitchen-- declaring that • if it would make so much difference HE should be on the farm.'—Windsor (Vt.) Journal. A CAREFUL Sormtett.—A raw recruit, coming, into actiur., did as his comrades did, loaded his mus • ket, but instead of presenting arms, he placed the breech of his piece on the ground, and appeared to Of hid comrade; observing biro Sting - out, ' why don't you fire, and let 'em have it, boy 7' Be., cause,' replied Jim, doesn't dare to; I shall hurt somebody for I've got a ball in my gun, and can't get it out.' n , Cuff, I wants to ax you a columbuin.' Succeed den.' I wants to Fix you what kind of plater will cure the blues.' Whew!. I guv'ethat up, 'fore you ex it ! Well, den, the shin-plaster am de ring.' t Whew! I always tort you war de brackest nig ger I ever saw, but jiat be au good to reform me what kind of a bat it was dot killed mama Brown'. cat, 'bother day ?' t Well, I gives dot right squar up.' Well. it was 0 brick-bat, incourse! Does you quit elien t Mum!' pj - •' Pete Gumbo—l wish to propound one in. terject.ou to you, and I axes, nigger, a cot-and-dog jest solution to the problemun.' Intercede nigger —dis child am concenteratin do intellectual quali fications oh mental corporosity. Well den. Why stn a Thytor ap p ointed to command deformities oh de Tex= army oil occepashun Gib him up widout astruggle.' 'Shaw nigger! It is to strengthen do scat ob war, to make breaches in Matarnoroo. an' Bctt' up de Mexicans.' .A Vermonter owned a very fine trotter, whose extraordinary speed he illustrated by the fol• lowing anecdote: . . . • I was driving ono day in a dearborn,' said he, 'I overtook a stranger who was walking the same way, and I asked him to got in and ride with me, so he got in, and I started off at a trot. Presently the stranger asked whatgrave-yardbe was passing.' • Oh,' said I, ••'tia nothing but oil le.lonea.' . Would you like me to gie . e you a dollar ?' risked a little boy, Of a gentleman ho met in the street. Certainly.' was the reply. Very well, then,' said the boy, " .do unto others as you would others shoeld do unto you.' . There is an aristocracy among the slaves of the sonth, who,, when they wish to be very severe on each other, say, Go long, half price nigger! you would'nt (bit+ fifty dolfars, and I'm wuth a thou- sand.' PRETTY Goon.—The Boston Post sago:—' A gentleman burst into a violent laugh in Church, last Sunday morning, and after service explained to his pastor that he was thinking of the Matamoros Englu'o account of the Mexican attack ou'roit 'Taylor.' AN APT RENA . ..- . Husba'nd, I don't know where that boy got his bed temper—not from me I'm sure.' No, my dear, for I don't perceive you have loot any.' ' I shall be at home next Sunday night,' as the young Indy said, when she followed her beau to the door, who seemed to be somewhat wavering' in his attachment. So shell I,' was the reply. I jjj l say, Mister, what's butter to day 1' • Why butter, certainly.' • Well, I'm datn'd glad of it, for the last pound I got from you was more'n half lard.' After hypocrites, the greatest dupes the devil has, are those who exhaust an anxious existence in the disappointment and vexations of business, and live miserably and maeoly, only to die magnificent , 1 IV rich.