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E. corner of Baltimore and Cal- vert streets. Nem York—Number 160 Nassau street, Boston—Number 16 State street. POETRY. From the Guest. STANZAS BY BM. SUBAN JEWETT, Weep not for what is past, With vain and fruitless tears, But husband well thy strength To serve thy coming years. In noble deeds, not Idle grief, Let thy sad spirit find relief. Weep Not fee what is past, Though every passing day Some pathway should discloso When; thou hart gone astray,— Tears will hut dim thy feeds sight, They set no wandering footsteps right. Weep not for what is past, Though in that dark domain, The forms thou loved'st are bound By adamantine chain. The lost to earth—to life are born, Rejoice to hail their natal morn. What doth the grave enfold, That there thy thoughts should turn I Colder the clay beneath Than monumental urn. de strong—thy soul should never be Thus fettered to mortality. The put—that narrow span— What should it be to thee 1 The longest earthly life Is but man's infancy. The spirit should all chains despise, The future bath no boundaries. Then weep not for the past, Not tears of blood can bring One wasted moment beck, Or stay time's onward wing. Pour not thy soul's best life away— Begin anew to live TO DAT ! From the Baltimore Patriot. I Could not say Farewell. UT S. B. 1111 OWN U, who can say, Farewell! When the heart is on the tongue? 'Tis sadder than the funeral knell, O'er joys departed rung. I left thco—in thy bloom, With what anguieh who eon tell, I tore my heart away from thine, But could not say—farewell! I marked the smile upon thy lip, I felt its magic spell— ! knew it only mnak'd thy grief, And could not say—farewell I saw the tear-drop in thine eye, And loosed it ere it fell— I pressed thy velvet hand in mine, But could not say—FAREWELL! XIDOSTaLANStUe. A Gesruise COMPLTMENT..-it is said that a lady of extraordinary beauty once confessed that the only real compliment the ever received was from a coal heaver, who asked permission to light his pipo in her eyes. We have met with another compliment paid by a sailor, who was directed by his captain to carry a letter to the lady of his love. The sailor having performed his errand, stood ga- zing in silent admiration upon the countenance of the lady, for she was "beautiful, exceedingly."— " Well my honest man," she said, " for what do you wait? there is no answer expected." "Lady," said the sailor, " I would like to know your name." " And why ?" she replied, " why should you eeok to know my name?" "Because," ',aid he, " be cause I would cull upon it in a storm and save some slap from sinking."—N. Y. Evening Mir ror. SLANDO.-It is a poor soul that cannot bear slander. No decent man can get along without it --at least none who are engaged in the business pursuits of life. Have you had a bad fellow in your employment, and discharged him,—he goes round and slanders you ; refuse another some mod est boon which he has asked, he goes round and slanders you. In fine, we would not give a cent for a person who is not slandered; he is either a milksop or a fool. No—no—earn a bad name by a bad fellow, (and you can easily do so by correct conduct) it is the only way to prove you are enti tled to a good olio.; From Capt. Fremont's " Expedition to the Rocky Mountains." A. Desperate Adventure. While encamped on the 24th of April at a spring near the Spanish Trail, we were surprised by the sudden appearance among us of two Mexicans; a man and a boy—the name of the man was Andreae Fuentes, and that of the boy (a handsome lad l I years old) Pablo Hermandez. With a cavalcade of about 30 horses, they had come out from Peubla de los Angelus, near the Pacific ; had lost half of their animals, stolen by Indians, and now sought my camp for aid. Carson and Godey, two of my men, volunteered to pursue them, with the Mexican ; and, well mounted, the 3 set off on the trail. In the evening Fuentes returned, his horse having fail ed, but Carson and Godey had continued the pur suit. In the afternoon of the next day, a war whoop was heard, such as Indians make when returning from a victorious enterprise: and soon Carson and Godey appeared driving before them a bard of horses recognized by Fuentes to be a part of those they had loot. Two bloody scalps, dangling from the end of Godey's gun, announced that they had overtaken the Indians as well as the horses. They had continued the pursuit alone after Fuentes, left them, and towards nightfall entered the the moun tains into which the trail led. After sunset the moon gave light and they followed the trail by moonlight, until late in the night, when it entered a narrow defile, and was difficult to follow. Here they lay from midnight till morning. At daylight they resumed the pursuit, and at sunrise discovered the horses; and immediately dismounting and tie ing up their own, they crept cautiously to a rising ground which intervened, from the crest of which they perceived the encampment of 4 lodges close by. They proceeded quietly, and had got within thirty or forty yards of their object, when a move ment among the horses discovered them to the In dians. Giving the war shout they instantly char ged into the camp, regardless of the numbers which the 4 lodges might contain. The indians received them with a flight of arrows, shot from their long bows, one of which passed through Godey's shirt collar, barely missing the neck. Our men fired their rifles and rushed in. Twolndians were stretch ed upon the ground fatally pierced with bullets, the rest fled, except a lad who was captured. The scalps of the fallen were instantly stripped off; but in the process, one of them, who had two balls through his body, sprang to his feet, the bleed streaming from his skinned head, and uttered a hid eous howl. The frightful spectacle appalled the stout hearts of our men; but they did what human ity required, and quickly terminated the agonies of the gory savage. They were now masters of the camp, which was a pretty little recess in the moun tains, with a fine spring; and apparently safe from all invasion. Great preparations had been made for feasting a large party, for it wee a very proper place for a rendezvous, and fur the celebration of such orgies as robbers of the desert would delight in. Several of the best horses had been killed, skinned, and cut up—fur the Indians living in mountains, and only coming into plains to rob and murder, make no other use of horses than to eat them. Large earthen vessels were on the fire, boiling and stewing the horse beef; and several bas kets containing 50 or 60 pairs of moccasins, indi cated the presence or expectation of a large party. They released the boy, who had gives strong evi dence of the stoicism, or something else of the sav age character, by commencing his breakfast upon a horse's head, as soon as he found he was not to be killed, but only tied as a prisoner. Their object accomplished, our men gathered up all the surviving horses, 15 in number, returned upon their trail, and rejoined us at our camp in the afternoon of the same day. They had rode about 200 miles in the pursuit and return, and all in 30 hours. Two men, in a savage wilderness, pursue day and night an unknown body of Indians mto the defiles of an unknown mountain—attack them on sight without counting numbers--and defeat them in an instant—and for what ?—to punish the robbers of the desert, and revenge the wrongs of Mexicans whom they did not know, I repeat it was Carson and Godey who did this—the former an American, born in Boonalick county, Missouri ; the latter a Frenchman, born in St. Louis—and both trained to western enterprise from early life. Excessive Politeness. Rowland Hill was always annoyed when there happened to be any noise in the chapel, or when anything occurred to divert the attention of his hearers from what he was saying. On one occa sion a few days before his death, he was preaching to one of his most crowded congregations that ever assembled to hear him. In the middle of his dis course, he observed a commotion in the galleiy.— For some time he took no notice of it, but finding it increasing, he paused in his sermon, and, looking in the direction in which the confusion prevailed, he exclaimed— .4 What's the matter there? the. devil seems to have got among you." A plain country looking man immediately start ed to his feet, and addressing Mr. Hill in reply, said— ' , No air, it arn't the devil as is doing it; it's a fat lady wot's fainted ; and she's a worry fat 'un, sir, as don't seem likely to come too again in a hurry." Oh, that's it is it ?" observed Mr. Hill drawing his hand across his chin, then I'll b eg th e l a dy , s pardon—aud the devil's too." laDesa. B 0.0134:1CD. Giving the Beet. the Dag to fold. The Portage County (Ohio) Sentinel tells a queer story of an adventure which lately took place at Cleveland, in the Medical College, and by which certain professors of anatomy were minus of a few dollars by bad speculation in human flesh. Whilst this honorable body were in evening session, a man brought to them a subject enveloped in a bag, which, upon a cursory examination, being pronoun ced "good" was accepted and paid for at the usual price of PO. The students were promised the cut ting up of the subject on the ensuing day, and the body was accordingly placed in the dissecting room. The next morning however, during a lecture strange sounds were heard in the room, and cries as of per eons suffocating. Tho students looked aghast— thought of ghosts and hobgoblin., of butchered subjects and supernatural appearances. Some of the professors looked dubious, and others turned pale as though they had seen a vision—when it was suddenly espied that the strong bag which contain ed their last purchase of human flesh was flounder lug about on the floor, and from it was evidently proceeding the sounds they had heard, which now resolved themselves to cries of" Murther ! Min Cher ! Holy mother and blessed Mary, deliver me ! Sure lam living and not dead ! Murther ! Murthcr! Seizing hold of the bag, they tore it open and be held a genuine son of Erin, more frightened than themselves, who looked around with utter aston ishment upon the scene before him. After a while, Pat told them that the trot he remembered of the preceding day was that he was drinking very freely at one of the graggeries and when dead drunk he was undoubtedly bagged up and sold to the Pro fessor. Such was his fright that poor Pat solemnly declared he never again would touch "one drop of the craythur," and the Professor and Students, with a hearty laugh over the ridiculous joke, bade him take to his heels, and never again find himself brought so near to Purgatory by the device of the rumseller. Traditions of Old Times: Among the unpublished anecdotes of Revolu tionary times we have often heard the following: Matthew Lyon was a member of the old Con gress, and strongly opposed to kings and royalty. When the question of a national coin was started, Mr. Lyon objected to the eagle being put on, be cause he was the king of birds, and therefore inap propriate as a republican emblem. Judge Thatch. er, of Massachusetts, who was always characterized by good natured mirthfulness, replied, that perhaps it would be well to take the noose for our emblem; for that bird had nothing majestic in its deportment, nor could her humble rank among the feathered tribe give any offence to the most fastidious repub lican. Moreover (continued the Judge,) goslings would be a very convenient stamp for the tenpenny pieces and tippenny-bits. This caused a great deal of mirth among the members, excepting Lyon, who was so offended by it that he challenged the face tious Judge to a duel. a What arrangements will you make?" inquired the man who carried the challenge. a None at all," replied the Judge. a Why, are you willing to be called a coward ?" a Yes, certainly, because I am a coward ; and he very well knew it, or else he never would have challenged me!" This turned the tangle upon Lyon, who wisely concluded there was no use in trying to fight with a man who fired nothing but jokes. An Incident in Congress. An incident of an amusing nature occurred in the House a few days ago, between Mr. Martin of Ten nessee, and Mr. Adams, of Massachusetts. Mr. Martin, you must know, is a tall, large, well made and fine looking man, with a dark, swarthy complexion, black hair, an open manly countenance, large black eyes, and a most powerful and agreeable voice. At times he con be very revere and very efoquent. I have known him long, and I mustsay I like him much. He is a Locoloco, but his brother and father, and I know not how many snore cI his family, are good and true Whigs—and he ought to be one! Dot no matter—he was speaking on the Soh- Treasury question, and accusing the Whigs of having changed their course in regard to stopping debate. In 1841, he said, ho found from a reference to the journal, that leading Whigs voted differently from what they were now voting. He found the name of the leader of the Whig party on that Boor, John Quincy Adams so recorded. Mr. Adams, I can explain how my name came— Mr. Martin, (all politeness and good humor,) I beg the gentleman to desist. I have no time to spore to him. I out willing to admit there was a mistake about the matter. I don't know how it hap pened—l only mean to say his name is there— that is all—l don't want any controversy with the honorable gentleman, for I know the fate of all who undertake such a thing. lam willing tostand corrected by the gentleman, without his saying one word, and I now say to him, as the coon in the tree said to Copt. Scott, the great rifle shooter, who had levelled his piece at him—" Is that you, Captain Scott; if so, you needn't fire. I'll surrender and come down !" [Roars of laughter.] Mr. Adams, (a benignant smile playing all over his face.) Well, I surrender too! [Renewed laughter.]—Cor. Balt. Pat. Hams are effectually preserved from the fly, while their quality is not at all injured by throwing red pepper upon.the fire in the smoke house during the latter part of the operatiou. [Prom the Boston Courier.] Cato Redivivus. A new edition with improvements., by Senator Allen. My voice is still for war! Odd's ruggers ! can the Senate long debate Which of the two to choose, ~ the w ha egr none' No, let us rise at onco, snatch up our broomsticks, And with the fury of forty thousand tomcats, Light on John Bull, eat up the Rocky Mountains, Pump dry th' Atlantic, and charge home upon him. Perhaps some fist more lucky than the rest, May smash his ribs and give him a sound licking. Rise! fathers, rise ! the coons demand your help ! Rise and revenge your murdered musquashes, Or lose their skins. The corpses of slaughtered woodchucks Manure the plains of Oregon, while we Sit here on wages of eight dollars a day, Besides the plunder of red tape and penknives, Chopping cold logic on a previous question ;" Halting betwixt a paltry hawk and buzzard, While this great cause impends, whether we shall Now sacrifice our pantaloons to honor, Or wear them out with long heroic sitiings. Rouse up, for shame ! ye Western snapping turtles And show yourselves true sons of gunpowder! Rouse up, ye horse-and-alligator-Trojans! Rouse up, I say ! our brothers of old Buncombe— Flourish their speeches and cry out for battle ! Tons Thumb's great shade complains that we are slow, And Fustian's ghost walks unrevenged amongst us! Bold Rascality, Among the many injurious expedients resorted to by roguery in New York, we have recently rend one which bears off the palm from all, to the effect that a lady of fortune purchasing a shawl of value, lately, in Broadway, while in the act of handing two fifty dollar bills in payment to one of the clerks, received a blow in the face from a well &este.. per son just entered, who exclaimed at the same time, "I forbade you buying a shawl," and snatching the two bills from her hand, walked with a very males. tic air out' f the store. The lady fainted, and after eho recovered, the proprietor of the establishment, while endeavoring to console her, expressed his re gret at the very ungentlemanly conduct of her hus band. She exclaimed, with tho utmost surprise and horror depicted upon her countenance, " that is not my husband; I never saw the person before in my life." The clerks immediately started in pur suit of the villain, which proved fruitless, and the bold rogue decamped with his booty. CHILDREN.-Every body is singing the praises of Spring on account of the birds it has brought with it from the far South ; but not a word has yet been spoken in behalf of the little children which the vernal season has summoned into the open air, and which are daily not only in our streets but upon the sunny hills surrounding the city. True that we occasionally obtain a peep at them staring the winter months, but now we notice whole flacks of them wherever we happen to go, and the dar ling creatures are always so very happy that we forget the perplexities of life, and laugh with them in their jubilee." 0, we love that saying of our Saviour which informs us that of " ouch is the kingdom of heaven ;" and we fancy that we fully understand it too, for without the innocent heart smiles of childhood, this world would be more des olate than the flowerless wilderness; and we can not understand what a heaven above would be with out their blessed companionship.— Cincin. Citron. A rumTrur. Ceez.—The Shawncetown (Illi nois) Gazette, the 9th inet.. mentions a disgraceful occurrence which took place in Vienna near that place. A man named Kersey, from Marion, stopped at Vienna over night. The next morning ho stated he had been robbed of over $4OO. Suspicion fell upon a negro man; they endeavored to make him confess his guilt, but without success. At length it was determined to take him out and whip him. Accordingly he was taken out, tied up, and the lash laid on by Kersey and others. After several places had been named by the negro as to where he had concealed the money; and each found to be false, the whipping was repeated. At length some of the bystanders interfered, declaring that the negra could not bear any further punishment, end forcibly cut him down. Ho was then conveyed towards the jail, but before reaching that, and within fifteen minutes after he was cut loose, he dropped down dead. ST,Teki EVIDENCE,--A good story is told of George White, a notorious thief, in Worcester county, Mass. He was once arraigned for horse stealing, and was supposed to be connected with an extensive gang which were laying contributions on all the stables round about. Many inducements were held out to White to reveal the names of his associates, but he maintained a dogged silence. An assurance from the Court was at last obtained, that he should be discharged upon his revealing, under oath all he knew of his accomplices. The jury were accordingly suffered to bring in a verdict of ..not guilty," when he was called upon for the promised revelations. " I shall be faithful to my word," said he; understand, then—the Devil is the only accomplice I ever had; we have been a great while in partnership; you have acquitted me, and you may hang him—if you can catch him! CO' A bustle on a young lady is intended to ans. wer the purpose of a tail to a kite. its object is to keep the giddy thing steady. PROGRESS OT THE REPUB. LW, The following passage from Mr. Crittenden's speech on the Oregon question in the Senate are as full of meaning as they are eloquent in expression: It is a little more than two centuries since a fee ble baud, very few and very feeble, landed on the bleak shores of an unknown land. And what do we now behold? They have spread their empire across this broad continent, from sea to sea; they have overcome the wilderness and filled it with cities: from a few hundreds of people they have already multiplied to twenty millions, and the child is born who will see that number swelled to one hundred millions. And all this done by the mere course of Nature. No art has been called in to urge her onward progress; the country has grown up with people, and as rapidly as one multiplies and spreads, the other holds out her supplies, and opens her rich resources. This is your inheritance! How proud ought it to make us feel! Why so impatient to get to-day, what, by the mere force of circumstances, by a destiny that cannot be control led, will be yours to morrow ? Cannot we afford to be a little wise, a little patient? We are going ahead upon a tide of prosperity, upon a sea of glory, with unequalled celerity and the speed of the wind. Can we not be satisfied 1 Why must we be trying artificial means to get on still faster!— This is the only way by which our progress can be successfully impeded. We are the greatest born of this continent. This continent is ours by a title indefeasible, irreversible, irresistible. I smile in wardly and exultingly at all petty European endea vors to check us, by establishing what they denom inate a " balance of power." It provokes no feel ing in my breast ; I know it is natural ; it rather provokes my pride. This republic is not seventy years old ; as a nation it has not yet attained to the length of an individual life—it is justly and cor rectly spoken of as an "infant republic"—and yet we see it exciting the wonder and the jealousy and the diplomatic plots and schemes of the kingdoms of Europe. What can they effect? What can Mona. Guizot's fine drawn policy of a "balance of power" on this Western continent accomplish in stopping the march of this advancing people? We are this day twenty millions of people; wo shall soon be one hundred millions : where will he find his " balance" for this ? I was much aroused the other day by reading a memorial of the Count du Vergennes addressed to the King of France. ft accompanies a survey of the United States, and the memorial treats of the true basis for the future policy of the French Gov ernment toward us. This was written sixty years ago, just after the treaty of our independence in 1783; and the polite and wise Count there elates to the king, his master, that there is a very power ful and formidable tribe of Indians, called the Cher okees, who live in the gdrges of the western moun tains, and he recommends the King to cultivate friendship and alliance as a " barrier against the people of the United States"—mark that—[rnuch laughter]—'• lest the people of the United States," says the worthy Count, " more ambitious than wise should attempt to cross the heights of the Alle gheny Mountains, and look even as far as the Mis sissippi itself." (Renewed merriment through the chamber and galleries.) To check this overweening daring of an ambi toss people, he recommends an alliance between the Crown of Franco and the powerful nation of the Cherokees! Here is Monsieur Guizot'a " balance of power" In that day the Cherokee Indians were to be the counter-weight in the French balance of power to keep us back from being so daring as to look even toward the Mississippi itself. Poor Count do Vergennes! The day is coming when our pos terity will look, whir the same feelings of wonder, at our pregent anxiety and greediness to get the whole of Oregon," just as if it would not be ours without any action of our own. Nothing can with hold us from our natural destiny ; we cannot avoid it but by the grossest folly and wickedness. Notli ing else can disappoint our hope or frustrate the designs of Nature and of Providence in our behalf. Let things alone. Take care of your Union ; that is all you have to look to. Tho shadow of your free institutions goes before You every where ; or, rather, let me say, the bright radiance of those in stitutione illuminates your paths in every direction. The people of other countries, living under other systems of despotic rule, are solicitously volunteer ing to come under the shelter of your laws and the security of your protection, Without wrong or injury or violence, without a blow and without a wound, you may conquer more effectually than ever did the Roman legions. This, this, and trot the sword, is your all conquering power. It is the burning example of your liberty. This it is that carries hope into the breasts of the hopeless, and teaches the most drepressed that there is happiness yet within their reach. You aro yourselves the great living practical illustration of your own prin ciples; you want no more. Why, then, so impa tient to pluck that fruit green to-day which to-mor row will fall full ripe into your hand I I say not these things in any spirit of aggran dizement, or with any desire to have my country usurp its neighbor's right. No, sir; no. It is a part of the elements of our conquering character, a part of the augury of our great career, that we shall be just to all; that we shall violate no right; that we shall du no injury , that we shall respect tho weak, but submit to no in justice. Take care of yourselves, preserve your sacred Union, and all the rest is certain as the course of Nature. For uurselvcs not 'newly, but fur tbo collation taco of r.v.aQI).TIC:› et)e)m„ man, we hold the sceptre of an empire such u never before was seen upon the earth. Do not, by precipitancy and a childish impatience, mar the for tune which nature and destiny hold out to you. Tux WILL or KOSCIUSIZO.-There is an inter esting case before the Circuit Court at Washington of the heirs of Kosciusko es. Cot. Ilrumfonl. Col. 11. was the administrator, with the will annexed, of the estate of the Polish Chief, amounting to prop erty of the value of $40,000. The case now on trial is brought by Kosciusko Armstrong, son of General Armstrong, to whom the brave Pole be queathed five thousand dollars; and the interest has increased the principal to nine thousand dol lars. An attempt is made to set the will aside by the heirs. Kosciusko also left $lO,OOO for the pur chase of slaves, whom he designed to set free; tlto trust was left to Mr. Jefferson, but for some reason or other he declined to execute it. This money has never been appropriated to the purpose designed by the philanthropic donor ; and as no one appears to claim the execution of this part of tlto will, this amount is claimed by the heirs. A DREADFUL OCCURRENCE. —A corres pudent of the Michigan Washingtonian. writing from Flint, relates this dreadful tale of crime and suffering. At the distil lery near this place, the venders sold their poison to an Indian—got him intoxicated —then took his rifle us security for time debt. But ashen the Indian partially re. covered from this fit of intoxication, he re collet te•l that the rill, was a ho I owed one. Ile then attempted to gain admittance into the building to obtain his property, and being overtaken in the act by one of the owners of this sink of pollution, Ire was pounded and bruised by this monster, in the worst way imaginable; an much so, that he became alarmed, and took the poor sufferer into the garret of some build ing, and dressed his wounds for fear he would die. But the weather being ex tremely cold, his legs were frozen, so that they both were amputated above the knee. The poor fellow lingered a few days in the most agonizeing torments, and died a most horrible death, TUE SAIIIIATU.-A Committee of the recent Kentucky Sibbath Convention has issued an eloquent address, ehich closes with the sentiment : "When its sacred rest shall he kept through all our land—when the churches of the Almighty shall Le tilled by a wor shiping nation, then shall intelligence mor ality and ennui rt be universally diffused among u, ,, ; then shall we constantly enjoy the protection of the .Nlm.t nigh,' who ruled' over the kingdoms of men, and then shall we strn I as an example to time natious of the earth, of the liberty, sirtue and happiness of a peodle who take the Lord to be their God. Tan lizans.—Bless the . " - ttiiir birds! Don't tell so that angle's visits arc few : they visit us in myriads—they throng the air, dance on the sui,beatuf., tienk in the rivulets and sip ambrosia from the B o wen.; and the dearest and sweetest of all'ungles, except those that go home deep into the hearts from the infant's happy laugh are the birds. They come“ in beauty like the light of eastern skies and sunny cl:tnes," and they bt ing their harps attuned to strike the heart through the eye and ear alike. CONUNDRUMS. Lok a here, Clem., says the Reveille, you is con sidered a fast niggah ; aplain to die child why do captain oh de steamboat Potosi is like a meadom in pickle. . Kase he's green.' , Ah,--ah, yah ! I'se got you dar, niggah.' . Well spread youself on de question; why is he Z' Case he's a Salt-mask 11-e-a-b, yar! doe's en end to dat 'cientifit niggahr Come here, you velvet headed blue skin, and let din nigga knock de beef out of you anoder time. Why is de captain ob de lowa, like de 'ditional awl) , dar gwinc to build on de Itebelle otlis 7' Kase he's a growin' concern.' .Ah--ah ! out agin, nirgah--all you genius waporated. Kaae he's Morehoube ! yah ! whew, go way, you is no whar !' EPIGRAM. A land them is where doctors die Of hunger, they're so poor; The reason is none pay them there, But those they truly cure. CC A down-cast Yankee very cutely says, 'Tho' the men have the reins, the women tell 'cm which way to drive.' A HIT.---The Pittsburg Despatch notices e quack advettisement headed--‘ , We challenge the country," and thinks it illegal to give a challenge with what may so properly be termed "deadly weapons." 'Madam, can you give me a glees of grog ?' said a traveller in Arkansas, as ho entered a cabin on the road aide. , I ain't got a drop, stranger.' . But a gentleman told me just now, that you had lately received a barrel.' 'Why, good gracious! What do you reckon one barrel of wlikkey is to me and my children, when we aro out of milk l' MEMO if TUE Wonr.n.--When some one was lamenting Foote's unhappy fate in having been kicked in Dublin, Johnson said he was glad of it. 44 Ho is rising in the world," said he, 44 fat when ho was in England, 110 one thought it worth while to kick hist."