-/ - N - •G . _ _ T Ej -- - - - tbotcV to el"ritcrat Y;2 tmtarn cr, atwertioina, Votttico,lLfteratitre,SHorittitg, facto, Artentro, Harirtatitre, Pint BA:if - Unlit, kr * C!raDa. ZE3co. SZI23. HT THEODORE H. CREME", : . Z.,n a) LP 1.-1G%3.u _ - -- The ..Toutixer." will be published every W,l nesday morning, at $2 00 a year, if paid in adran ce, end if not paid within six months, $2 50. No subscription received for a shorter period than six months, nor any paper discontinued till all ar rearagas aro paid. Advertisements not exceeding quo square, will be inserted three times for $1 00, and for every subse quent insertion 25 cents. If no definite orders are given as to the time an ad vertisement is to be continu ed, it will be kept in till ordered Oat, and charged ac cordingly. 1.77 13. 0 IT C- .A. Now Song to an Old Tune, ,ry The following Whig Soll7., written by a young gentleman of the Bar, of Rielanond, was lung with unbounded applause, by Mr. Duffield. Th0u.... , Old Dan Tacker.' The Moon is shining silver bright, The Stara with glory crownd the night; That same old Coon up in a tree, Grins et the Loco nominee. Get out of the way, get out of the way, Get out of the way, the country's rising, For Harry Clay and Frelinghuysen. to Haltimote that motley crew Of every shade and every hue, Have, after much debate, agreed To run a most unworthy steed. Get out of the way, &c. Though once they sang, 0 ! Rumpsy Dumpsy, Col. Johnson killed Tecumshe ;' Abandoned in this shameful way, He'd doubtless like to ruu with Cloy. Get out of the way, And Cam. who cringed and fawned in State, To to the Party Candidate; In fulure.daye, We all agree, Should write his name without the C. Get out of the way, &c. Calhoun, from Party strife remove, Obtained but one Cuivettne vote: At such a time, what he can do, But go for Ty and Texas too. Get out of the way, &c. Alert iv.. . . . Not even now the Mum era man; You catet.get in, bylook or crook, So true bock home, to Kintlerhook. Gat out of the way, &c. To mate}, our Harry of tha West, They bring out ono they (Al their best ; But whom tho People will revoke, The only thyme for Jrime, K. Polk. Get out Of the way, &c. Now what to us is quite surpti,in,7, Wright would'ot ruts 'gainst Frehngh,::,,rn He kneiv he could'itt go it strong, Silas is right, and they ate wrong. Get, out of the way, &c. So now they think to overhaul us, With Pennsylvania's George M. Dallas, Her vote, he never can obtain, And all their efforts aro in vain. Get out of the way, &c. As Johnny Tyler's in the field, And will not to the Locos yield ; Ahasuerus should consent, To be his Pa's Vico President. Get out of the way, &c. But, in the Fall, our loud Whig Thunder, Will break the power of Public Plunder And Dallas, Polk, and Bob, and Pa, Will groan beneath an evil Star ! Gerold of the way ! Get out of the way ! Get out of the wey! the country's rising, For Harry Clay, and Frelinghuysen! OI What has caused all this Whig Thunder? TcxE-0! what has caused this great commotion? Oh, what has calmed all this Whig thunder, thun der, thunder, That now is risin' The nomination by the Whigs, Of Harry Clay awl Frelingliuysen, Of Harry Clay and Frelinghuyaen, And with them we can beat any man, Polk, Dallas, Cues or Van, Or any other of their clan !' The Locos now on every corner, corner. corner, Are agonizin', • For all creation's going they say, For Harry Clay and Frelinghuysen, &e. Van Buren god( is goingdown, down, down, Whig stock ie risin', For Old Virginia goes it strong For Harry Clay and Frelinghuysen, &c. The Captain's office-holders think, think, think, Of taking piaon, To save themselves from sure defeat By Harry Clay and Frelinghuystm, &c. The grand Whig army onward moves, moves, moves, All ranks cothprizin', To place the wreaths of laurels on The brows of Clay and Frolinghuysen, &c. Our Theodore will ne'er be guilty, guilty, guilty, Of Tylerizen', Then go it while your young, my boys, For Harry Clay and Frelinghuysen, &c. The beautiful girls--God's last, beat gift, gift, gift, Above all prim,— Will to a man do all they can," For Harry Clay and Frelingliuyeen, For Harry Clay and Frelingbuysen! ^ And with them we'll beat the whole clan. Polk, Dallas, Case, or Van, With the ladies' aid we'll beat the whole clan. : , :Zwirvi MT" EZINIG. ANCEIII.RIED. 'I like her!" exclaimed a young man, with no inconsiderable degree of ardour. 'But can you support her in the style to which she has been accustomed 1' It costs something to get married now-a-days. We have to begin where our fitthers ended,' mid his companion. True Ned; if she would only begin with mu— why she's poor herself.' Yes, and proud too ; the fact is, women require so much waiting upon, or fashion reguires it—so many servants, just such a style of living—that for my part, I have given up all thoughts of marrying.' Ned said this with some bitterness, as if he, had good reason for feeling it. My business is good,' continued the other, in. tent upon his own affairs, uncle thinhs my pros. peels very fair, if I live prudently. It costs a round stun at the hotel—l might support a snug little es tabltsliment at the same expense.' Yes, if snug little establishments were in the fashion, Charley.' 'She is amiable and intelligent; she must be economical, because she has always been obliged to be,' declared Charley, abruptly stopping as if a new thought struck him. 'Perhaps so--but shall you ho independent enough to begin in a small way'! in fact, to live within your means—if you intend to get along in the world, you must live within your means. Well it's a pity; said Charley, somewhat dam ped by the cool inquiries of his friend, 'think what quiet, charming quarters I might have; I ant hear tily sick of the ofT-hand, bachelor life we now lead. What I must I wait till I make a fortune before I marry 7 Or . be over head and ears in debt,' suggested Ned. That I will never do!' exclaimed Scott right earmstly and it bkto be regretted that every young man does not nvtlce a similardeterminution with in dependence and judgment enough to keep it. Here the two canto to a turn in the street where they took different directions. Charley bent his step towards his store and in no merry rived, Ned not where. Charles Scott coerce ins counting room Imo shut the door; the business of the day was over, the clerks were preparing to leave, al the early shades of an autumn twilight were fast gathering round. Bestirred open some dying corkers, then throwing himself listle,sly into a chair, anti placing his feet upon the iron fender he soon became wonderfully absorbed in his own reductions. This was a young man of domestic taste and excellent habits. Ho remembered with joy his father's fireside, and all the sweet sympathies of that deur home elute, of which he was mice a loved arid loving member.— They had passed away, and he had long lived upon the cold bounties of a boarding house. Ifi.s heart yearned with unspeakable desire for a place to call his own, with the delighted peculiarities, my wife,' my fireside, my table.' It does not ap pear what conclusions Charley came to, or whether ho came to any at all. Evening found him at his toilet preparing for a party. Long before the appointed hour he was ready, and wait ing the tardy movements of Iris watch. Though no one now knew better how to fill up niuches of time with something useful and pleasant, there was now a restlessness of spirit which refused to be quieted. lie sallied forth into the street, and after various turns, at length bent his stepo towards the Clarks; music and mirth met his ear, and bright lights streamed from the windows. Making his greetings to the ladies of the house, and uttering a fete agreeable truisms to those 'about him, ho sought among the bevies of fair women ono pretty maiden named Fanny Day. She bade him a ',lush ing welcome, which seemed to say 'come hither.' ' He stood aloof in no seeming hurry to seek a place by her side, already half occupied by another, while Ins eye discussed with keenest scrutiny, the font ensemble of Fanny's dress. Conscious of his ear nest, admiring (!) gaze, Fanny scented to hear the quick beatings of her own heart, and hope, fear, and love, came and went, and went mid came, like smiles and shadow's across her spirit. A new and splendid silk,' thus ran Charley's thoughts, that looks extravagant; the bracelet I never saw before ; I wonder if she is fond of such gewgaws. What is thatdangling from her hair? a gold pin or tassel—l should like to know how much it cost;' not very love-like comments it must be confessed, but he was looking beyond the betrothed and the bride, to what signified a great deal more, he was looking for a help-mate ono for dark days as well as bright. 'I am afraid sho won't do for me—and this is her uncle'. house, she will want to live just so,— something like a sigh escaped him as lie walk ed away to another part of theroom. Fanny watch ed his departure, wondering when he would return; she was sure he would rejoin her by and by; he always had of late. But no return—had he only , knew that Fanny's silk was not a new one--nowly turned and newly fitted, it had been ; by her needle and her skill, so as to make it quite as good as new —how prudent and thrifty that Was! had he only known the bracelet was a gift two years before; and the gold pin, why it was a decoration borrowed to please his eye—so Fanny was tint so culpable after all. I say had Charley known all this, Ire had not staid away so strangely and coldly all that live long evening, while Fanny's heart was sinking ;.mourn- I fully did a tear gather in her eye, as she beheld him depart, without a parting glance or a farewell word. L - -Pau. a 4.0 U(Da Charles Scott was not quite satisfied. Ho real ly loved Fanny, but he was afraid to marry her. It was not a sickly sentimental love. He counted the cost and calculated the chances, albeit love it is said, understands no arithmetic, and knows no reason. He had fixed principles of action, and settled rules to govern his choice of a wife; ho did not mean that love should laugh him out of them, or blind him to their value. No, he determined to abide by them. Sonic time passed away, and never was man more devoted to business. Perhaps he dreamed of Fanny, but he did not visit her. Behold a gathering of friends, a pleasant little company. Charles is there, and Fanny too. 110 thought she never looked so charmingly, with her simple braid of hair, and her modest lawn coloured dress; there was something sad and reproaching in her eye, it smote him to the heart--'dear Fanny, how can she interpret toy coldness!' was the ques tioning 6f returning, fondness. 4 I mean to see her, and be frank with her and explain to her all my . views—if she is a girl of sense, she cannot but ap prove, if she is not,' such a contingency remained unprovided fur; an excellent resolution, Charley, abide by it. It so happened, or was so contrived, (love's chances 'are not always scrutable) the two found themselves threading their way along through the hushed streets at an early hour. Now, for Charley's resolution—yes, he kept it. But Fanny,' he continued with remarkable self possession, oiler a few preliminaries not to be re peated. I want you to understand exactly my sit uation, how I intend for the present to live, and what plans we must pursue. I must live within my means, and just setting out in life, my means are necessarily small I ant liable to the business wodd; we must begin with what we can indepen dently afford—no dashing out with a borrowed cap tion with me. You must take allthese into serious consideration before you answer me. Perhaps yeu may feel that you cannot. conform to such humble circumstances. I will not disappoint or deceive you. At the moment Fanny thought she could de cide instantly—for she saw only a rose-tinted future. Now Fanny listened. Do not decide now, Fanny, think this all over; was his partira; injmn7tion at the close of this long walk, during which, thought he laid a great deal more to and then decide carefully and con scientiously.' Fanny Slid think it all over; much t 0."... new to h..r. T. la, mauled i , ,mutt,he confessed, had implied to her mind, what it does to the minds of too many young ladies; gay visions of wealth awl independence, tieing. everything one wishes—n lover in the husband, amusement in the parlor. Fanny belonged to that class of females, who, without fortune or expectations, had been brought up amid all the appliances of wealth. She was an orphan and lived in the family of an uncle. With a few parlor duties, and none in the kitchen, she lived an easy dependent life,.floating on society with untried energies and undeveloped powers.— Rich men did not seek het : because. rich men generally seek to increase their wealth wills matrimonial cares; a poor matt might fear, and justly fear, as did Charles Scott, because females thus educated often shrink front the exertions and the cares of house hold employment ; they are slow in finding out that hands are made to work with, and they ate apt to regard labor as a menial service. If young men • will do as Charles Scott did, frankly unfold to we - men their real situation and their true interest, ex plain to them the use and the dignity of labor, encourage and stimulate exertion, there would be fewer ill-regulated households and thriftless wives. Fanny digested the whole matter, weighed it all and decided. behold her,not many months afterwards, in her new home. It was indeed a snug home, full of comforts and blessings ; there was a pleasant little sitting room, with sun beams and diniles, with Kiddermins ter and flog bottoms, unadorned by ottomans or divans, astral lamps or marble tabled. Her kitchen too, was near by, where Fanny wan not ashamed to pass herForning hours. ~ Do nut conic in the morning,' said Fanny, to a gay acquaintance, 'you will perhaps find. me Ma king bread or ironing collars.' ' Doing your girl's work ! coati !' exclaimed the lady dista,terully.' 0, I am my own girl,' replied Fanny boldly, 'with the exception of Nancy Drew, who comes in when I need her. I can make a soup and roast a turkey ; and I (1:, my I can teach you, Flora, a thousand intorc,ling things that you don't know about.' Flora did nut whAt'to be taught. really pity Fanny,' said this samo Flora, pas sing by hor door one,day, weary and dispirited with the frivolities of a series of fashionablo calls. Pity ! eho had no need of such pity. Was she not spreading tho snowy cloth upon her dinner ta ble, cutting sweet white loavos of her own making, filching sauce of her own stewing, bringing pies of her own baking, products of her own skill and industry ; and did not the hearty '1 ant glad to sco you Charley,' and her nice broiled steak, quite com pensate for the perplexities, of his morning busi ness. Trua, Penny had her trials; the cakes did somethnes burn and the potatoes h ere not always done—but then she did not hare the blues—they swiftly sped away before early rising and ample em ployment. Site had no time far the yawn of ennui, nod otter cried out, ' 0, I ant dying for want of exercise;' her chamber must be cared for, her pan try looked after, flour to 6,3 sifted. Yes, Palmy un denlood how to u,e her hands. She woo a prod. ccr as well as a consumer. What delightful even ings did they pass together sewing and reading, or ut a lecture, or enjoying the society of dear friends. Charley, cheerful and happy in the consciousness that his receipts exceeded his expenditures, was dis posed to bopleased with nothing so much as his wife! and Fanny, rejoiced in the delightful con sciousness of bearing her burden of family labor and of oontributing her share to family comforts, enjoy ing an elasticity of spirit and a vigour of health, of which the indolent and unoccupied can hardly con ceive. More than all this, there were Llessings this fans. ily could it Tart. I really cannot afford to do anything,' replied the anxious mistress of a splendid mansion to a so licitor in trhalf of a suffering family, I havo so ninny uses for my money, and I paid away my last farthing this morning. It was true; her rose and ice-cream and cutglass must all be paid for while the poor seamstress to whom she di,lpay her last farthing that morning, had been soliciting,hor just dues fur weeks and suffering in consequence of their long delay. _ . 'I shall be happy in the privilege ofdoing it,' an swered Far.ny, cheerfully placing a bill in the hands of the thankful woman. Yes -and Fanny felt that the pleasure of having no clothes and costly furni ture and many servants could be no equivalent to the satisfaction of being able to, lend timely aid to the poor, end carrying tho balm of relief to suffering hearts. • ****** 'Ned how is it with yen!' asked an old friend whom he unexpectedly met some years afterwards in the city, 'and where is Charles Scott? fine fel low—why you are looking welt—l am otFfor the West., ? why so ?' Oh, I can't get along here—hard times—fail ures—family expenses arc enormous.' Yon won't do any better at the end,'—be inde pendent enough to endure one half the privations here, which you must there, and you will get along cleverly,' said Ned in his advice giving way. Yea I dare say--but the fashion there, and it's not here. I have had a hard time of it aisles We were boys together,' continued the gentleman bitterly, ileepless nights,' devising plans to make two ends meet, and when I could't—why what could I do; get involved and bear it like a gentle man—hard Weak. fellpw, how many arc in the same deplorn i • - ' But tell tr, or Oilarres FlOott, ne CXCialMvu' dashing away the memories of the pq,st,' good fel lew—l hope ho 'Jo doing well ?' Done well ! capitally he has such a wife,' cried Ned with real relish, a wife worth having—she's no tax upon her husband—an intelligent refined woman—with independence enough to begin house keeping with him in a small, snug economical way —did her own work, managed her own colleen's —let him always have ready money enough to caret all his emergencies, (for emergencies, and pretty try ing ones, will occur sometimes in the business world) without teasing it all away upon fashion and show,—and now,' pursued Ned enthusiastical ly, why he to the most flourishing, man in the town --really flourishing—well grounded, and they have got the best fondly of children I ever saw. After all, everything, depends upon a wife. Why, I would get married myself, WI could get another like Fanny Scott! a great thing for Ned Green to any, confirmed bachelor as he was. The old friend sighed, as ho repeated 4 yes ev , ry thing depends upon a wife.' THE BARON AND HIS NEPHEW. iir ISS faiLl). A noted German baron was this Adolphe Van Helmeted. 4 kind hearted, merry little loan, who laughed from morning till night, and whose mirth was so contagious that all within the sound and in flounce of it laughed Mo. The baron had a fair castle, with deep, thick: woods surrounding it, and he weld stand en a high hill near, and all the land which his eye took in, was the Baron Von Helm stes own. Scores of horses stamped in his sta bles, hundreds of hounds roamed through- his grounds, and the baron's purer was as deep, full and us unfathomable, as Rosalind declareth the Boy of Biscay. There was no wife to sound her shrill pipes in his car, there were no children to tear and rend Ida heart. No! a happy, care-free bachelor was he, and such would he have lived, and so diet, smoking his pipe on the cushion of contentment, and at last lying quietly and peace fully in his grave as all his fathers did, had it not been for a certain Ernest Von Helmeted, who had the honor to be—the baron's nephew. Now this nephew Ernest was certainly not the kind of character that appears on the stage its no vels, romances and such-like in a martial swagger ing attitude,- breaking &titer's, guardian's and lo ving kinsmen's hearts. Dame Margery, the cros nest of women, *ha held the house-keeping keys at the castle, lifted up her handl and eyes at the mention of his natne, and declared— , A kind, sweet spoken, civil gentleman is master Earnest Von Hohnsted.' Many a' gentle, pretty maiden had rested her bright eyes appriningly upon him, sighed end murmured—' A right handsome , noble, gallant-looking youth is Master Ernest Von Helmeted.' The ruling authorities at divers uni versities, all had written— , Brave, strong -hearted. wise and learned, en honer to hia blood and race, is Abater Ernest Von Hehnsted.' And the baron, as he was suffered to win game after gnaw of backgatmnon in the lone winter evening., mid the baron as ho listened to many conceits and quaint old stories, and the baron as he held the strong aria which night after night made ascent up the old staircase envy, acknowledged with tears in his eyes and a swelling at his heart—' A kind, gentle loving nephew is this nephew of mine, this Ernest Von Heisted.' And yet this same Ernest was the thorn in the merry old genleman's flesh, which checked the sound of his laughter for full half an hour at a time, and composed his countenance to a most sad and melancholy aspect, while the cloud of blue smoke floated in fantastic, dreamy wreaths around his head. All this--because the worship ful Master Ernest. totally refused to enter the holy state of matrimony; would as soon have beheld his satanic majesty as anything in the shape of a petticoat and crossed himself' involuntarily, when ever he chanced to encounter a•pair of dark mel ting 'brim The reason for which remarkable obli quity in Master Ernest being: First, he was dis tressingly modest and diffident; Second and lastly, ho was somewhat indolent, somewhat melancholy, and loved nothing better than roasting through the woods, peopling every tree with hamadryads and fawns, and dreaming of fairies and myaterions in fluences, with perhaps pale, slender, willowy Iv roines, half-moon, half-vapor, with not n sensation in common with the vanity-given maidens, of this vanity-loving world. The Baron Von Hehnsted talked, and the Ba ron Von Helmsted swore, and exerted all the elo quence nature had given him-which,sooth to say,was not a superabundant quantity—and all to no pur pose. His nephew listened—at first with amaze ment, then with weariness, and at length, after two or three years had passed and the lectures were not discontinued, grew horribly indignant thereat, and would rusts forth into the woods to escape where, with his nymps and dryads, he soon got calm again. At length the baron hit upon a des perate expedient. Ito applied to a female relative, and she, with some three or four damsels, (to give Master Ernest a fur &Id for choice) came and took up her abode at the castle. Heavens! What a seige the poor baron had. Dame Margery went almost frantic with rage at this unheard of innovation on her territories, and 1 her delectable voice sounded in his car from morn ing till night. The ladies, too, with.their maid s ri;entira, au'd thoLe..fejwyl:.;ot : thetr airs and their miandries, turned the old house topsy-turvy, and confusion reigned from one end to the other thereof. As for master Ernest, who was the prime cause and mover, although the most unwit ting and innocent one, of all this hubbub--Master Ernest entirely evacuated the premises and fled to the woods, where he took up his abode with Ids fawns and nymphs and satyrs. At length the female relative and her retinue, per. ceiving how useless it was, grow weary of the old castle, and the poor baron could not repress a sigh of relief as the gates closed upon them one fair summer's morning. Dig nephew returned, the cross housekeeper was amiable, and the Baron Von Helmeted, for a time appeared to surrender himself to an inevitable destiny. But again Ito evinced signs of restlessness; again Ito appeared on the one of a great undertaking—and so he was; for the Baron Von Helmsted, who had resided peacefully and contentedly on his territories for the last thirty years, as a wise man should, was absolutely going a journey. Again did Dame Margery lift up her itands and eyes, and this time she exclaimed, the Baron Von Helmeted is certainly bewitched.' As for the Baron, ho went away. A month passed ; then two or three, when some workmen cone, despatched by his orders, to model and renew one enthe side of his castle. And then, when numberless tasteful fairy-like apartments had been prepared, the most exquisite and recherche furni. turc in the world arrived to occupy and adorn them. A letter reached the castle in which Ernest, to his intense astonishment and infinite merriment, learned that his uncle, failing in his attempt to in duce hint to enter the holy state, had been driven to it himself, and would ho there with his bride on the morrow. Ernest was amused at the evident embarrassment which peeped out from every part of the worldly old baron's letter, the idea of the whole matter was infinitely ludicrous to hint, and he laughed, where most young gentlemen would have sworn, for Ernest Von Helmeted was to have been his uncle's heir. The morrow came, the noon, the night—bright ly the tires gleamed, brightly the lights flashed, and amid ruin, storm and tempest a carriage dashed violently up to the door; it won the Baron Von Helmeted, and the Baron Von Helmeted'. bride. Ernest had for some reason or other pic tured the lady as a tall, gaunt, bony-looking woman, OR the shady aid., of fifty, as entire a contrast to his uncle as could possibly be conceived. As she stood enveloped in her cloak and muffling.; he saw that alto was quite small, and a little withered, mea gre visage presented itself to his fancy. Off the coverings and disguise fell, and, stepping from among them, shaking some lovely fair golden curls front her largo blue eyes, stood a petite, etherial, fairy titre, looking much more like ran angel, than any creature of mortal mould. Never was three such a snowy skin, such faultless features, ouch a perfect tout cnsamble, ac had Florian, the Barest Von Helmeted's little bride. As he beheld the intense ~s- ~, 1. -, 27ccp 0 4:26435E1. astonishment which was depicted on his nephews. 4 vissage, the little Gellllan Boron, with his hands on his sides and his mouth elongated to a most alarm ing extent, laughed so long, so loud, and se merrily, that the roof of the old cantle rang again; and such was the contagion of his mirth, that the little bride, with a sweet, ringing delicious cannel, wal fain to join therein. Then she bounded to Om fire, and ensconcing herself in a large arm-chair . chatted till late that night as fast Ile her little Mod, could move, at the German Baron, note at his nc. phew, while ever and noon from her lovely lips broke the same musical laughter. In good Booth it was a pretty picture, as she sat, the charraing lace emerging from its shower of golden locks. with its sweet sunny eyes, rose thinned cheek.; and rich exquisite lips parted and embellished by alter nate smiles and dimples—now holding up one little foot to the bright blaze, and anon the other, while her lovely hands, in the earnestness oilier diaeounie were scmetimes clasped, then thrown up, diet' deny, and in all and every direction, looking fu a il the world like flakes of snow, lined with rose leaver. It was a pretty picture, I say—so thatillA the Ger man Baron, and an, I wren nephew; fur instead of visions of pole, shadowy, grief•bound maiden , . wringing their long hair, and waving their whit,• bands, which were. wont to recreate his slumber. he mud the large bright eyes and bewitching figure ct his uncle's little wife. Months dart, The delicate, potted, lovely link lady, was ensconced in the bijoux of apartments prepared for her reception, meet for so fair n gent and worked so great a change in the whole hous hold as had never been worked in a crony old earth: lictlire. She was like a gleam of sunshine ; she was like a hidden strain of music; she. was everything most sweet, cheering and charming. Ender her influence, Dome Margery waxed kind and beei g . rant, the careless servants neat, the baron infinitely merrier than of yore, and as for his nephew, lie wsa at the Sarno time most happy and most . miaciable. Pleasantly passed the dark, gloomy winter dap ; fleetly the lone lingering summer ours: and the bn tan discovered that it was a mighty egreeable thing to have a lovely head peeping over his shoulders and a soft voice sonneting in his ear as he smoked; and his nephew to be greeted always with a bright smile and a merry welcome on his return from a lonely'peregiination through the mooed:, was a con summationanost ardently to lied esireil,e - PreY yen the German baron recover antic his senses, for his nephew is fast losing... o6 F ii.,,,ession of hi, There flan..,.recertin h ly ,,,n w . iI, as i nz n, r ir at:: s t more d : n little Instead ! of immuring hi, bride in her own f.dr bower, writing 1 on her himself, and allowing her eyes to mat on none other than his comfortable countenance, lie permitted the handsome nephew to walk with her, ride with her, read with her, and sing with her, till that nephew loved her more ardently rind devotedly than was ever little aunty, who had escaped the af fections of a wealthy uncle, loved before. But Er. nest Von Helnisted was a noble and honorable youth and wronged not the trusting tender confidence of his uncle, nor the child-like simplicity of his wife; and after wrestling with his affections in vain, Ito determined to bid adieu for ever to the happy old castle. Frankly and honestly did he declare ell to his uncle; and never was there such a burst of indignation, never ouch a torrent of abuse and vitu peration from a worthy old baron before. He cut short all Ernest'a protestations, he smothered all his appeals, and swore if his nephew was not married and disposed of within the course of an hour, that nephew should never leave the castle alive. Poor Ernest did not resist, for he was aliocked and over whelmeth—From whence the bride was to come was a matter of perfect indifference to him—wether Dame Margery, or 0110 of the village maidens, wed. ded the heir of Castle Von Minuted, it moved him not. The baron almost drove him before him into the chapel, and quietly and demurely by the baron's side walked his little bewitching helpmate. Strange to say, when they arrived before the altar, she wan the only feminine object to be seen; and stranger still, she stood by the side of neater Ernest, and, after he had perforated his part in the pageant, tremblingly vowed to he his wife. She the Baron Von Helmsted's little spouse. How the old Ger man baron laughed, and how he roared, till the earth shook and the roof rang, it would be impos,i ble to tell, for it was all a ruse of the cunning old baron's to lure his nephew to matrimony. And et charming, as sweet, as loving a wife did Floris-, make for the old German baron's nephew, as she eve: pretended to make for the kind, merry old baron.. No Catharine, said Patrick to hia witb, you u , ver catch a lie coaling out of my mouth. - You may well say that, replied Kate, far they fly out so fast that nobody can catch cm. A gentleman dined one day with a dull preacher. Dinner was scarcely over beforo the gentleman fell asleep; but was wakened by the divine. and hut to go and hear him pre 'ch. • I brAereh yon air, t, excuse can sleep vory well where I am, said the guest. .My 'spected ',retire.," said a renrriddr !uoltint pr,i, o r El io Ethiopian nice, .4 hicamt am dry dot , apects notitin, fur dry nint gwine to he Jiml $- pointed. ' A modcot child, when rover - ea with beet gTaiy is ton sarrey to be plensant." TU.; won't do—gravy isnot sart.r.--AA your mann if it is. Vet an awful state of augpenmr.' ns the fellow said, yen lie yea hanging by tha nary,