Huntingdon journal. (Huntingdon, Pa.) 1843-1859, January 24, 1844, Image 1
lajj)Tlls , Jou i „ „It Ortiota to Grittrat telitucncr, ancrtiMtg,Volittico, 71.itcratnre,Ittoratttg, arto, Arteurco, nsticitltttre, aintilnittott, $ C., Sice. sQ7 I aDLI. LS".M g , sZ9sco. Miat. PUBLISHED BY THEODORE H. CREMER, V...TcE,u.zusaasc. The "Joy ittitAL" will be publvhed every Wed nesday morning, at $2 00 a year, if paid in advance, and if not paid within six months, $2 50. No subscription received for a shorter period than six months, nor any paper discontinued till all ar rearages are paid. Advertisements not exceeding one square, will be inserted' three times for $1 00, and for every subse juent insertion 25 cents. If no definite orders are given as to the time an advertisement is to be continu ed, it will be kept in till ordered out, and charged ac cordingly. DANE NOTE LIST Rates of Discount in Philadelphia, Banks hi Philadelphia. _ _ Bank of North America - - par Bank of the Northern Libert;es - p a r Bank of Penn Township - - par Commercial Hank of Penn'a. - - par Farmers' & Mechanics' bank - - par Kensington bank - - - par Schuylkill bank - - - - par Mechanics' bank - - - - par Philadelphia bank - - - par Southwark bank - - - par Western bank - - - - par Moyamensing bank - - - par Manufacturers' and Mechanics' bank par Bank of Pennsylvania - - - par Girard bank - - - - 10 Bank of the United States - 22 Country Banks. Bank of Chester co. Westchester par Bank of Delaware co. Chester par Bank of Germantown Germantown par Bank of Montg'ry co. Norristown par Doylestown bank Doylestown par Easton Bank Easton par Farmers' bk of Bucks co. Bristol par Bank of Northumberl'd Northumberland par Honesdale bank Honesdale 1+ Farmers' bk of Lanc. Lancaster 1i Lancaster bank Lancaster i Lancaster county bank Lancaster i Bank of Pittsburg Pittsburg li Mercl►'ts' & Manuf. bk. Pittsburg i Exchange bank Pittsburg i Do. do. branch of Hollidaysburg i Col'a bk & bridge co. Columbia i Franklin bank Washington 14 Monongahela bk of B. Brownsville 1i Farmers' bk of Reading Reading 4 Lebanon bank Lebanon li Bank of Middletown Middletown i Carlisle bank Carlisle i Erie batik Erie n Bank of Chambersburg Chambersburg 1i Batik of Gettysburg Gettysburg li York bank York li Harrisburg bank Harrisburg li Miners' bk of Pottsville Pottsville 1i Bank of Susquehanna co. Montrose 35 Farmers' & Drovers' bk Waynesbotough 3 Bank of Lewistown Lewistown 2 Wyoming bank Wilkesbarre 2 Northampton bank Allentown no sale Becks county bank Reading no sale West Branch babit Williamsport 10 Towanda back Towanda 90 Rates of Relief Notes. Northern Liberties, Delaware County, Far mers' Bank of Bucks, Germantown par All others - - - - - 1a 1 FRANKLIN HOUSE, Huntingdon, Pennsylvania. CHRISTIAN COIJTS, OULD most respectfully inform the citizens of this county, the public generally, and his old friends and customers in particular, that he has leased for a term of years, that large and commodious building on the est end of the Diamond, in the bo rough of Huntingdon, formerly kept by An drew H. Hirst, winch be has opened and furnished as a Public House, where every attention that will minister to the comfort and convenience of - guests will always be found. ULEfiso itaaerabUcza. will at all times be abundantly supplied with the best to be had in the country. UULLM MGQ.U. will be furnished with the best of Liquors, and 111 STMILIMG is the very best in the borough, and will always be attended by the most trusty, at tentive and experienced ostlers. Mr. Couts pledges himself to make every exertion to render the "Franklin House" a home to all who may favor him with a call. Thankful to his old customers for past favors, he respectfully solicits a continuance of their custom. Boarders, by the year, month, or week, will be taken on reasonable terms. Huntingdon, Nov. 8. 1843. CHAIRS ! CHAIRS! ! 'the subscriber is nowprepared to furnish every description of CHAIRS, from the plain kitchen to the most splendid and fash ionable one for the parlor. Also the LUXURIOUS AND EASY CHAIR FOR THE INVALID, n which the feeble and afflicted invalid. though unable to walk even with the aid of crutches, may with ease move himself from room to room, through the garden and in the street, with great rapidity. Those who are about going to housekeep . ing, will find it to thEir adi:antage to g&e him a call, whilst the Student and Gentle man of leisure are sure to fad in his newly invented Revolving Chair, that comfort which no other article of the kind is capable of affording. Country merchants and ship pers can be supplied with any quantity at short notice. ABRAHAM McDONOUGH, No. 113 South Second street, two doors. below Dock, Philadelphia, May 311, 1343,---1 yr. Z:23°37laE3CE5cl, Deno, sb<ai a ‘.1..E0414a. ESTATE OF JEREMIAH GREENALL, Lute of Cromwell township, Huntingdon _county, deceased. .. - Notice is hereby given that letters of ad ministration upon the said estate have been granted to the undersigned. All persons having claims or demands against the same are requested to make them known without delay, and all persons indebted to make im mediate payment to JOHN R. HUNTER, Jr/Wm Nov. 15, 1843.- 6 t. Cr o mwell tp. Estate of Margaret Clayton, Late of West township Huntingdon _ _ _ county deceased. Notice is he: eby given, that letters testa mentar}• upon the will of said dec'd have been granted to the undersigned. All persons indebted to said estate are requested to make immediate payment, and those having claims or demands against the same are requested to present them duly authenticated tor set Clement, . .... -------- JOHN WAT'r, GEORGE WILSON, lExes Nov. 29 , 1843. To Farmers and Capitalists, The tract of land near Brewster's Tannery, in Shirley township, called the "Roberts Farm," containing two hundred and eighty acres mure or less, seventy or eighty of which are cleared, with a house, a barn, Grist Mill with two run of Stones, and a saw mill thereon, about three miles from the town of Shirleysburg, is offered for sale. Farmers who wish to purchase a farm for themselves or their sons are invited to examine the '•Roberts Farm." If not sold at private sale, this farm will be offered at public outcry at the court house, in Hunt ingdon, on Thursday the 27th day of Janu ary, 1844. _ . ''or further particulars inquire of the sub scriber at Huntingdon. ISAAC FISHER, Attorney and agent of Martha Pennock, the owner. Dec. 20,1843. For Sale or Rent. The undersigned will either sell or lease on favorable terms, that tract of faud situ ate in West township, Huntingdon county, near the mouth of Murrays Run, adjoining lands of John Stewart, Nathan Gorsuch and others containing about 250 ACRES. of which about 50 are cleared, with a small hewed log house and barn thereon, the same being about two miles distant from the Warm Springs. Any person wishing to purchase or rent the farm, can call upon Bell 8c Orbi son, in Huntingdon, who will attend to sel ling or leasing the same. Possession will be given on the Ist of April next. ABRAHAM C.',RTER. Dec. 27, 1888. Nativr. Thomas M'Namara and Samuel Royer, lately trading under the firm of M'Namara & Royer, at Portage Iron Works, and George W. M'Bride, Samuel Royer and Thomas M'Namara, lately trading under the firm of M'Bride, Royer &co, at said Works, having by deed of assignment bear• ing date the 10th day of May, 1842, record ed in the same month in the Recorder's office in and for Huntingdon county in record book C No: 2. pages 492 &c., assigned and transferred tothe undersigned all debts and claims clue and owing to the said late firms, at or on account of said Portage Iron Works in trust for payment of creditors of said late firms; all persons are hereby required to make immediate settlement with and pay ment to the undersigned, of any and all debts and claims due and owing to either of the said late firms at said works; and _all persons are hereby notified and warned not to pay any debts or claims clue and owing to either of the said late firms at said Works, to any person or persons whatever, but to the undersigned or one of them or their duly authorized attorney. EDWARD BELL, JOSEPH HIGGINS. Portage Iron Wotks, Dee.. 20, 1843. ROCKDALE FOUNDRY , subscriberHL ite on swp Hu ntingdon r es pectful l y in form the cand the adjoining counties, that be still continues to carry on business at the Rockdale Foundry, on Clover Creek, two miles from Williams burg, where he is prepared to execute all orders in his line, of the best materials and workmanship, and with promptness and de spatch He will keep constantly on hand stoves of every description, such as • toottna, cen %nate, Parlor, Coal, Rotary, Cooking and Wood Stoves: Livingston Ploughs,__ AnvilspoHammers, Hollow Ware and every kind of castings necessary for for ges, mills or machinery of any description ; wagon boxes of all descriptions, ect., which can be had on as good terms as they can be had at any other foundry in the county or state. Remember the Rockdale Foundry. ----- WILLIAM KENNEDV, Jan. 11th 1843. W.P al) Uci coa. The Washington Hotel, in the borough of Bellefonte, now in the tenure bf George Armstrong, will be let for a term of years, from the first day of April next. It is the old stand kept by the late Evan Miles, in his life time, for upwards of twenty-five years, and is one of the best in the interior of Pennsylvania. Apply to the subscriber in Bellefonte, Centre county. REBECCA MILES. Dec. 27, 1843. IN IE4 VItIMEIERD .1 TTO RXE T Lair. HUNTINGDON, P& 1 3 02BTRT. Tho following beautiful lines from the pen of genius and loveliness are worthy of their glorious theme From the Louisville Journal. :=839AT7.R71 ULAT. The day was beautiful—around our bark In sparkling waves the flashing waters stirred, When, on the deck, one form I chanced to mark, That made my quick heart flutter like a bird-- I turned away, Yet something whispered, ere his name I heard— 'Tis fizmix CLAY ! How like a vision float before me now, While fancy stamps with seeming truth the whole, That stately form, that pale, expansive brow, Those lips where smiles in bright succession stole, That eye of blue, From whose unchadowed depth his very soul Seemed shining through ! Worshipping genius, I had long desired To meet this modern Cicero; and when My glances sought tho glimpse my heart required, A more than mortal grandeur awed me then. For, as ho trod, Though but a man amid his fellow men, Ho looked a God. Oh thou, by fears unmoved, by threats unbent Amid the struggling tides that round thee roll— The meekly great—the purely eloquent— The bright one speeding onward to the goal— The firm--the true— In whose all glorious praise I feel my soul Exalted too— Were I some gifted spirit, whose bright lays Glow with high thought and wild poetic file, Then would I sing for thee a song of praise, Such as thy loftier spirit should inspire; But o'er the strings No poet bends ; a light hand sweeps the lyre— A woman sings. Yet I may breathe thy name, and bid thee press On 'mid the adverse waves that round thee boat; Such barriers pave the way to sure success, And firmness gathers strength from pant defeat; The torrent's force, Though turned aside, still struggles on to meet Its deJtined course. Not for the narrow views of party band, Not for their fickle praise, our loud applause, Dost thou stand forth the champion of thy land, The firm &fender of our sacred laws ; To light the Came Of patriot zeal, to aid thy country's cause, Thine only aim. CROCKETT. 'rho' sad was his fate, and mournful the story, The deeds of the hero shall never decay-- He fell in the cause dear to freedom and glory, And fought to the last, like a lion at bay. When rang the loud call from the nation oppress'd, And her valleys, with slaughter of brave men were red ; 'Twos the pride of our Crockett to help the distress'd And the watchword in Texas was heard, Go ahead His death-dealing rifle no longer shall shower Its unerring balls on the proud, haughty foe, Cut down in the spring-time of life's budding flower— His tombstone, alas ! are thy walls, A/unto. Then may we not hope, since yalor has crown'd him, And o'er him bright fame her mantle has spread ; In the court's parting hour good angels were round Bid the spirit arise to the skies, " Go ahead'!" MIC~~~ a "sv OVd. DEATH IN HIGH PLACES. Death ! the great counsellor, who man inspires With every nobler thought and fairer deed; Death ! the deliverer, w:!o rescues man ; Death ! the rewarder, who the rescued crowns." DEATH IN mon pr.icas.—lt is well occasionally to review the doings of the great leveller of the human race, were it only to mark his impartiality. If over he was partial, it has been in recent times to public functionaries of the United States. The frequency of death in highs places of late is remark able. To say nothing of the long list of official men, whose dust is now with the long line of low monuments in the Congressional burial ground,with. in the past two or three years, the fatal wand of the great disenchanter has touched many of the sons of ambition and of fame, and turned them to cold and lifeless clay. If this article should meet the eye of any of this class, let it not be passed too lighly over, since they are in the shambles and will soon have to go the same way. A little while since, Rodgers sat at the head of the Navy Board, and was enroll ed at the head of the Navy List. His name hos been transferred to the roll of Death, and the hardy sailor has cast his last anchor in the grave. He sleeps among the brave, the eloquent and the wise —as they were. In the same neighborhood lies Tingey, who for many years served under the gov ernment of his country. After sailing many years over the sea of life, sometimes, in sunshine, some times in the tempest, he too made fast near his comrade. Not far was Ito carried from Isis com mand at the Navy Yard to his lowly bed in the earth. "Earth to earth—dust to dust." Next followed Stevens, struck down from the same sta tion by the unconquerable foe, the conqueror of all, who never strikes his flag to the boldest and the bravest. At night, Stevens was in the midst of apparent health. In the morning, the spirit had de parted! It was a limo of sudden death among public men. 11. was joined unto the congregation of the dead. It was not long before Patterson fol lowed. He that was brave and troublesome to the foe at New ('cleans, rejoicing in the common victo ry over the armed myrmidons of England, could not maintain the conflict with the old enemy, equal ly expert and' dreadful on the land and sea. He struck his c,10 , s and was conveyed to the silent companionship of the Commodores and Generals, whom the Spoiler has delivered over to the guar dianship of the grave. How sleep the brave, who sink to rest, By all their country's wishes blest ! But if the power of arms does not avail with this foe, still less does he yield to the force of argument or the eloquence of appeals. If the warrior must lay his laurels at his feet, the statesmen and the civilian cannot be expected to do lees. On the 4th of July, 184;!, Samuel L. Southard, acting Vice President of the United States, and Francis S. Key, an eminent lawyer, each delivered an eloquent ad dress at the East lawn of the Capitol, under the shade of wide-spread trees, to a multitude of Sab bath School teachers and children. Before the rev olution of another Independence Day, they had both ceased from among the living, and were en tombed with the lowly dead. Key, like Piekney, of Maryland, and Webeter, of New Hampshire, died in the midst of action. Almost literally were they carried from the bar to the grave! from the high elevation of mental toil to the lifeless inanity of death. But they had done well in their day and generation, and left an untarnished name to their friends and country. Not only was the Senate, the House, the Bar, and the Army visited by the Great Leveller, but the Judicial Bench has received a summons t Marshall, its light and its glory, onza nzent unt, tureen et deems, as Cicero would say, had not long disappeared; but it was by the slow pro cess of discave, pre-admonishing his friends, that they must Fepare their minds for the extinction of that illustrious light. But Philip Barbour, who sat on his left, had no warning. His spirits rats high at night. In the morning he was dead. No 'friend was near to witness his last agony, to receive his last breath. He was found in his bed a mass of clay—the spirit gone! Save me from thus dying! If kind Heaven will deign to answer that prayer, Oh may say eyes, as they grow dim in the last struggle, look on the faces of those that love ate, see perhaps the starting tear, and read in the ex pression e' t! o features of the living, that sympa thy for the dying which is above all price. At the funeral of Judge Barbour, Rev. Geo. G. Cookman, then Chaplain to Congress, delivered an address in his usual style, which was distinguished for simpli city, pathos and power. He delivered his message to the great ones before him with fidelity, as well as feeling. "Be wise now, therefore," said he, "Oh ye Rulers, be instructed, ye Judges of the earth, kiss the Son, lest he be angry," ecc. In a few weeks he went down into the depths of the Ocean wills all on board the President. The President! what a fatal name was that in 1941 ! Returning train the inauguration of Harrison, i met Coukumn. Ho shook me by the hand, "Farewell," said he, "I am off to England, I am going to visit my aged father, and to drop a tear on the grave of my moth er." Also !he was neither to see the one, nor weep over the grave the other. "Nor wife, nor friends, nor sacred !ionic" was lie again to see.— That tremendous catastrophe bereaved, in his case, a wife and six children of their husband and father. Oh Death! all modes, as well as "all seasons are thine own." In this way was the Conqueror dealing out his fetal shafts on the right hand, and on the loft, whop as if to attract a degree of attention he had never yet commanded since the day Mat Washington obeyed his high behest, he struck at the loftiest vic tim he could find and the nation trembled under the blow. The inauguration of Harrison was sublime, but the funeral, who shall describe it 1 That was a day never to be forgotten. And who was that Chief, that rode at the head of so many brave men; tried in battles on the land and on the sea, who in full military dress followed the mortal remains of the then Commander-in-Chief to the la.< resting place? Maccomb; and in a few weeks the solemn sepul chral rites were performed for him. He had when in health described the peculiar style of the military salute to the deceased President, as the body was borne to the tomb. The Major General's salute was soon paid to him ! Such is life. Never did those lines of Groy.appear snore true and impressive than after reviewing such a history . The boast of heraldry, the pomp of power, And all that beauty, all that wealth e'er gave, Await alike the inevitable hour, The paths of glory lead but to the grave." Edmund Burke not only exclaimed poetically, " What shadows we are, and what shadows we pursue," but in horulier prose said ho " would not give a pack of refuse wheat for all that is called fame in the world." If this was his testimony in life, what must it have been in death I Shall not this nation see in all this the hand of Providence I [N. Y. Jour. Cogs. j A woman should never take a lover without the consent of her heart; nor a husband without the concurrence of her reason. CO' The Ladies of New Orleans, OW bless them, have decided that 0. K. means only kissing, noth ing else in the world. cO - • Attempts nt reform, when they fail, strength en despotism—as he that struggles. tightens those cords be door not succeed in breaking. Prom the New York Tribune. THE DUTY TO LABOR, a g em ' The world owes me a living, and I'll have it,' What a wonderful thing respectability is. It ii ' we see its value more and more developed every day we live. It excuses in those who have says come blackleg, as ho finishes a luxurious re past ; ' here, landlord, another bottle of prime Ma- I the distinction to possess it, all sorts of pranks and deria!' I tuff a doacn empty headed fops, who sat capers, and justifies any little intrusion on social gazing on him by stealth, in silent admiration, hail order,and even law, they see proper to commit. the sentiment with a shout of rapturous applause : Not so with common folks. There is a deal of ' That's it! the world owes us a good living and difference between respectable people and common we'll have it !--landlord ! more wine here ! 'we i people, If the latter do not toe the mark they aro won't go home till morning.' ' Let's 'go it while made to do it; there is lase for it. . we're young.' ' Who cares for expense?" The It is best to be born respectable. But if yott consequence of this is the pilfering of money-draw. cannot fix it so as to come into the world with a era, the ignominious loss of employment, genteel respectable pedigree, just follow sonic respectable loferism, and so on, until one of these enterprising man about as though you were his tail ; think as he gentlemen, in eager pursuit of the ' good living' the thinks, do as he does; and do any thing he wishes world owes him, puts the wrong man's name to a you to do, no matter whether it he a violation of check, or in somekindred way gets a ticket for the low, gospel, or good manners, and iris to one you marble palace at Sing Sing, where the State pro- come off Scott free. Respectability is an avaiiable vides a' living' for those it considers deserving, but and easy substitute for Conscience Hotter, and not just such a one as consists with their own esti- 1 Religion! mate of exalted merirs. 1 ' Wealth,' and ' respectable connexions' have The great error in this case is the original maxim. I saved the ludo of many a thief and the neck of many It is false and detestable. 'The world owes you a a murderer. The power loses none of its potency living How owes? Have you earned it by as cociety grows older! Look at rascality through good service h If you have, whether on the anvil the veil of respectability, and you will perceive He or in the pulp f; as a toiler or a teacher, you have I deformed proportions and foul colors marvellously acquired a just right to a livelihood. But if you I altered for the better. Let the Sheriff make a mis have eaten as much as you hove earned—worse still take and nab a person of respectability for any out -have done little or no good, the world owes you I rage upon the laws of his country and the rights of nothing. You may be worth millions, and be able his fellow creatures, every one ut once perceives that to enjoy every imagin'ary luxury without care or it would be a disgrace upon his uncle, the great, effort; but if you have nothing to increase the sum i So-and-so, and his cousin, the respectable Squire of human comforts, instead of the world owing you Such-a-ono, to punish him I any thing, as fools have babbled, you are morally bankrupt and a beggar. If the respectability failed in its pleading kir the culprit, that mighty < power behind the throne,' Mandkind are just awaking ton consciousness of duty resting on every other man to be active and cash, will huh him merry, and pardon, and rigt hand of fellowship in respectable society. useful in his day and his sphere. All are not called Judge, Jury, Lawyer, Preachers, and for a time, to dig or hew—to plough or plane—but every man in two many instances, the blind and patient ass, has a sphere of usefulness allotted to him by Provi dence, and is unfaithful to his high trust if he de- the public are complacently join in excusing the crime of the respectable. And the most courageous sects it for idle pomp or heedless luxury. One mai express that equivocal disapprobation which enema. may be fitted by nature and inclination for an rut! zan, another for a sailor, and a third for a merchant ; ages a 'refill" of the offence. but no man was ever born fitted only to be an idler Respectable violators of the ! law ! Respectable and a drone. Those who become such are the vie- disturbers of the public peace Respectable inns tims of preverse circumstance and a deplorably false dors of the most sacred rights of one's neighbors l— education. And in communities where republican doctrines . But hos not a rich man a right to enjoy his and religious sentiments prevail ! wealthl' Most certainly: wo would be the last to Respectability used to be conferred by quite a straightforward, courageous walk .d cheerful cow deprive him of it. He has a natural and legal right pliance with the laws of the country. But this is to possess and enjoy it in any manner not injurious n age of improvement. to others; but he has no moral right to be useless because he has superior means of being useful. Let him surround himself with all the comforts and lux- A P.m, CIIAIIACTER.-Long:John Went uries oflife ; let the master piece of art smile on him i worth, editor of the Chicago Democrat, and recent in his galleries and the mighty minds of all ages'; ly elected to Congress, gives the following account speak to him from his library. Let plenty deck his l of himsel f: board, and the faces of these he loves gatherju7fullY 1 <, This is the same Col. Wentworth—Col. John round it. Let him possess in abundance the means Wentworth—who packed a Convention almost of satisfying every pure and just desire of nature, unanimously—whipped his wife—turned five of his and become wiser, nobler, larger in soul than his children out of doors in a cold winter's night— less fortunate neighbor. But let him never forget—lebroke up five married couple—run away with throe as, if properly trained lie can—that it is his solemnmons' wives—was baptized by Joe Smith in Neu duty to be useful to his fellow creatures, especially I voo, as n good Mormon—expended sixteen cents at to the depressed and suffering--to labor to the ben- I Juliet for whiskey—stole a printing press at Juliet, efit, and suffer, if need be, for their elevation. .d then stretched himself on a six mile prairie to The servile idolatry with which ignorance and pick his teeth with it—committed himself to Van Buren in 1844 as his favorite for nomination in vulgarity have looked up to power and wealth--the hozannas which the trampled millions have sung 118.14--called the Irish all sorts of hard names— before the ears of conquerors and other scourges of ! tried to set the Catholic Church on fire—sold him the earth—rue fading and flitting forever. In the! self to John Tyler and took his pay in Virginia twilight which succeeds this gross darkness, therej Negroes—finally fell from a home and broke his comes a season of moral anarchy, when men, afar neck, was buried the next day and then rose again, ' and before he paid his funeral expenses got elected having lost faith in the juggles which once blinded and bound them, resolve to believe nothing— to do. to Congress by 1831 majority, where, strange to say cry and prostrate all that rises above the lowest the Sauget. Journal wishes to see hint useful and respected use representative." level. Now the laborer with his sinews returns i hatred for the contempt once cast upon him, and says, , What good is there in any thing hut manual labor?—away with all else!—those whose labor is chiefly mental aro deceivers and moths r But this is a transitory ebullition. The world soon learns to respect its benefactors in whatever sphere and to realize that he who truly and honorably exerts himself in some department of useful effort may justly claim a brotherhood with all who toil, and make and earn. Let the rich cease to look down on the poor—the merchant on the porter; let each respect the dignity of Man, whether in his own person or that of his less fortunate brother; let haughtiness and pride cease on one side, and envy, jealousy and hatred, with their train of direful con sequences, will vanish from the other, and all, ani mated by common kindness, will move forward in concord to tho attainment of the highest good, "I told you so!" Wife! wife! our cow's dead—choked with a turnip I told yuu su. I always know'd she'd choke herself with them turnips.' 'But it was a pumpkin—a darned big one.' Wel, it's all the same. I know'd all along how it would be. Nobody but a ninny, like you, would feed a cow on pumpkins that was'nt chopt.' The pumpkins was chopt. And twan't the pumpkins neither, what choked her. Twos the tray--the end wit is sticking out of hor mouth now.' . Ugh! Ugh! Thoro goes my bread tray. No longer ago than yesterday, I told you the cow would swallow that tray.' Zs Pay debts promply, and exact your dues ; keep your word, take a good newspaper end you oust sccecod. 'cV;Pllacollas> !Tez),;, 421e13., "Respectability." Et.° nut, N T EITItACT.••‘. Generation after gen• mention," soya an eloquent writer, " have felt as wo feel, and their fellows were as active in life as ours. They passed away like a vapor, while nature wore the same aspect of beauty as when her Creator commanded her to be. And so likewise shall it be when we are gone. The heavens shall be as bright over our graves as now around our path; the world will have the same attraction for offspring yet unborn, that she had once for ourselves, and that she has now for our children. Yet a little while and all this will have happened. The throbbing heart will be stilled, and we shall be at rest. Our funeral will wind on its way, and the prayers will be said, and the grave clods will be thrown in, and our friends will all return, and we shall be left be hind to darkness and the worm. 12-. When a certain lady who had been charmed by his writings, but had never seen his person, wrote to Mirabenu, saying how much she longed to see hint, and begged that ho would describe himself to her; he complied with the request of the fair en thusiastic, in these btief and self auditory terms ;— Figmc to yourself a tiger that has had the small pox !" CO - A medical student in Virginia has found a kce to the lock jaw. Zj' Why is fortune like P ? Because it makes an Asap/as. Tits Larer MAN.—A lady a few evenings ago, after having for some time attentively read Mrs. Shelley's novel, entitled "The Last Man," threw down the book and emphatically exclaimed, .qhe last mutt! bless Inc! if such a thing should happen what would heroine of the women!'