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AGENTS.
The Huntingdon Journal.
Daniel Teague, Orbisonitz; David Blair,
Esq. Shade Gap; Benjamin Lease, Shirleye
+burg; Eliel Smith. Esq. Chikottstown; Jay.
Entriken, jr. Ceiree Run; Hugh Madden,
Esq. Springfield; Dr. S. S. Dewey, Bir
mingham; James Morrow, Unign. Furnace;
ite.hnSisler, Warrior Mark; James Davis,:
;Esq. West township ; D. H. Moore, E•ci
lorankstown; Eph. Galbreath, Esq. /hill
daysburg; Henry Neff, Alexandria; Aaron
Burns, Williamsburg; A. J. Stewart, Witter
Street; Wm. Reed, Esq. Maria township;,
:Solomon fLimer. Aefir's James Dysart s
..Month Spruce Creek; Wm. Murray, Esu.
Graysville; John Crum, Manor Hill; JP.
IE. Stewart, Sinking Valley; L. C. Kessler,
Mill Creek.
Important Discovery.
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;Celebrated COMPOUND STRENGTH
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lIESPEPSI.I OR MDIGES7 lON,
and all Stomach Complaints; pain in the
SIDE, LIVER COMPLAINTS, Loss of
Mt:petite, Flatulency, Palpitation of the
_Heart, General Debility Nervous Irritabi
illty, SICK HEAL) CITE, Female Disea
was, Spasmodic Affections, RHEUMATISM
Asthmas , CONSUMP LION &c. The
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, cleanse tile stomach and purify the BLOOD
'The Tonic or STRENGTHENING PILLS
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impurities of the BLOOD and disordered
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only recommended and prescribed by the
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themselves whenever they feel the symp
toms of those diseases, in which they know
them to be efficacious. 'This is the case in
all large cities in which they have an ex
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these medicines will cure all diseases mere
by purifying the blood—this they will not.
do; but they certainly will, and sufficient
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great maj-trity of diseases of the stomach, l
lungs and liver, by which impurities of the
blood are occasioned.
re Ask for DR. HARLlcies COMPOUND
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APERIENT PILLS.
Principal 011i , e for e the sale of this
Medicine, is at No. 19 North EIGHTH
Street, Philadelphia.
Also—For sale at the Store of Jacoß MIL
LER, is the Borough of Huntingdon, Pa.,
who is agent fur Huntingdon county.
RHEIMIATISM.
Entiely cured by the use of Dr. 0. P.
Harnett's Compound Strengthening and Ger
man Aperient Pills.
Mr. Silomon Wilson, of Chester co. Pa.,
:afflicted for two years with the above dis
.Aressing disease, of which he had to use his
.crutches for 18 months, his symptoms were
,excruciating pain in all his Joints, especially
nthis hip, Shoulders and tneles, pain increas
stg al ways towards eyeing attended with
beat. Mr. Wilson, was at o.le time not able
to move his limbs on account of the pain be
ing se great; he being advised by a friend of
his to procure Dr. Harlieli's pill of which he
sent to the agent in West Chester and pro
cured som; on using the medicine the third
day the pain disappeared sod his strength
increasing fast, and in three weeks was able
to attend to Ins business, which he had not
done for 18 months; for the benefit of others
afflicted, he wishes those lines published
that they may be relieved, and again en
joy the pleasures of a healthy life.
Principle office, 19th North Bth Street,
Philadelphia.
cs-4.--For sale at the Store of Jacob Mil
vr„ listitilvion, Pa.
THE JOURNAL.
.S' Y.l /P TOMS.
Dyepepsia may be described from a wan
of appetite or an unnatural alai voracious one
nausea, sometimes bilicus vomiting, suddei,
and transient distensions of the stomach af
ter eating, acid and prutrescent eructations,
water brash, pains in the legion of the stom
ach, costiveness palpitation at the heart, diz
ziness and Oiliness of sight, disturbed rest,
tremors, mental despondency, flatulency,
spasms, nervous irritability, chillness, sal
lowness of complexion, oppressing after eat
ing, general and debility; this disease
will also very often produce the • sick head
ache, as proved by the experience of these
who have suffered of it.
DYSPEPSIA I DYSPEPSIA !!
More proofs of Mc efficacy of Dr. Harli Ch's
:Medicines,
Mr Jonas Hartman, of Sumneytown, Pa.
entirely cured of the ab,ve disease, which
he was afflicted with for six years. His
spmptoms were a sense of distension and op
pression after eating, distressing pain in the
pit of the stomach, nausea, loss of appetite,
giddiness and dimness of sight, extreme de
bility, flatulency, acrid eructations, some
times vomiting, and pain in the right side,
depression of sv,rits. disturbed rest, faint
ness, and not able to pursue his business
without causir g immediate exhaustioL and
weariness.
Mr. Hart..nan is happy to state to the pub
lie and is filling to give any information to
the afflicted, respecting the wonderful ben
efit he rr..ceived from the use of Dr, Ilarlichs
Compw.uid Suengthcnitm and German ape
rient "pills. Principal nhhioo No. 19 nail ;
Eigt , stli street Philadelphia. Also for sale
at t.'ite store of Jacob Miller, Huntingdon.
VIE A 1' .I.IEN 7.
The principal objects to be kept In view
are Ist, to free the stomach and intestines
from offending materials. 2d, to improve
the tone of the digestive organs and energy
of the system in removing noxious matters
from the stomach, and obviating costiveness.
Violent drastic purgatives should be avoided
and those aperients should be used which
act gently, and rather by soliciting the per
istalic motions of the intestines to their regu
larity of health, than by irritating them to a
laborious excitement. There is no medicine
better adapted to the completion of this than
Dem U. P. HaaLicit's GERMAN APERIENT
PILLS. To improve the functions of the de
bilitated organs and invigorate the system
generally, no medicine has ever been so
prominently efficacious as DR. HaEliell'lt
Compound Tonic Strengthening Pills, whose
salutary influence in restoring the digestive
organs to a healthy action, and re-establish
ing health and vigor in enfeebled and dys
petic constitutions; have gained the implicit
confidence of the most eminent physicians,
and unprecidented public testimony. Re
member De. Harlich's Compound Tonic
Strengthening Pills, thay are put up in small
packets with full directions.
Ptincipal office for the United States, is
No. 19 North Eighth street Philadelphia
where all communications must be addres,
sod.
Also for sale at the store of Jacob Milkr,
who is agent for Huntingdon County.
CAUSE OF DFSPEPSI.d.
This disease often originates from a flab
of overloAding or distending the stomach by
excessive eating or drinking, or very protrac
ted periods of fasting, an indolent or seden
tary life, in which no exercise is afforded to
the muscular fibres or mental faculties, fear
grief, and deep anxiety, taken too frequent
ly strng purgnigmedichies, dysentery, mis
call iages, intermittent and syasmodic affec_
bons of the stomach and bowels • the mo s
common of the latter causes are late hour s
and the too frequent use of spirituos
LIVER COMPL
Cured by the use of Dr Harlich's Compound
Strengthening and German Aparient Pills
Mr. Win. Richard, Pittsburg, Pa. entirely
cured of the above distressing disease: ' tf is
somptouis were, pain and weight in the left
side, loss of appetite, vomiting, acrid eructa
Sons, a distention of the stomach, sick
headache, furred tongue, countenance chang
ed to a citron color, difficulty of breathing,
disturbed rest, attended with a cough, great
debility, with other symtoms indicating great
derangement of the functiens of the liver.
Mr. Richard t ad the advice of several pity
sicians, but receivad no relief, until using Dr
flarlich's medicine, which terminated in ef
fecting a perfect cure.
Principal °lnca, 19 North Eight street
Philadelphia. [don Pa
For sale at Jacob Miller's store Hunting
LIVER COMPLAINT.
This disease is Oiscovered by a fixed ob
tuse pain and weight in the right side under
the short ribs; attended with heat, uneasi
ness about the pit of the stomach;—there is
in the right side also a distension—the patient
loses his appetite and becomes sick and trou
ble with vomiting. The tongue becomes
rough and black, countenance changes to a
pale or citron color or yellow, like those t af
flicted with jaudice—difficulty of breathing,
disturbed rest, attended with dry caugh, dif
ficulty of laying on the left side—the oody
becomes weak, mid finally the'disease termi
nates into another of a more serious nature,
which in all probability is far beyond the
power of human skill. Dr. Harlich's Clap.
pound tonic strengthening and German ape
rient pills, if taken at the commencement of
this disease, will check it, and by continu
ing the use of the medicine a few weeks, a
perfect cure cure will be performed. Thou
sands can testify to this fact.
Ceetißcatesof many persons may daily be
seen of the efficacy of this invaluable medi
clue, by applying at the Medical Office, No
19 North Eight street. Philadelphia.
Also, at the ;tore of Jacob Miller, who
siagent for Huntingdon county.
"ONE COUNTRY, 0/1E CONSTITUTION, ONE DESTINY•"
A. W. BENEDICT PUBLISHER AND PROPRIETOR.
HUNTINGDON, PENNSYLVANIA, WEDNESDAY, MAY 6, 1840
POETRY,
For the Journal.
ADDRESS TO DEMOCRACY.
Thou art indeed a name too dear,
To trifle with, as now we hear;
By Americans, thou wast held sublime,—
Now mask'd, thou art alone tor crime;
Thy votaries, now, do thee disgrace,
1 hou scarcely halt a name or place;
Of yore, thou wast the poor man's friend,
Thy patty now the poor offend;
Their officers say six pence per day,
And promise they will silver pay;
"Put down the Banks," has been their cry,
Until the nation's caus'd to sigh;
In Jackson's reign the theme was then,
"Put down the Banks ye noble men;"
Then by his word the party went,
And to Old Nick the Banks they sent;
The dupes then said its power's too great,
More Banks, less strong, will safety make—
Their wishes now are verified,
But, now they take the strong Bank's side;
Subtreasury now they do uphold;
Though of more power than Banks of old
In care of one the money give,
Live well will he, but not let live,
•I'ne Treasurer has the sole conti
R tg* trash they sly he'll turn to gal ;
The President cloth him appoint,
Then sword and purse both be joined;
We'll now knees the power is ours,
We'll ever now hold reigning powers;
i Our party now we will uphold.
Get votes we can by sword or gold,
The nation prays to highest Heaven,
A change of times may soon he given;
We know their prayers the sky will reach,
Next fall the polls their schemes will breach;
tiourrsoN, yes, we'll poll ahead,
Vanburen's schemes will low be laid;
Then Banks we'll have with wholesome laws
Adopted, to our various calls,
A currency that can alone,
Be sent abroad or kept at home,—
The farmer then will whistle at his plough,
The mechanic at the shrine of plenty bow,
The merchant, too, will trade and useful be,
All then will again embrace sweet LIBERTY
THE STET-MOTHER.
•'Sally tells me that you are not my
mamma," said a pretty curled-headed boy
of about four years of age, laying great
stress upon the pronoun, and bursting in
to tears, as lie addressed a beautiful young
woman, who had become the wife of a rich
widower; •but,' continued he, 'I told her
that you was my ma, and Nancy's too.'
'You did right,'said the Countess, hope
to prove myself a mother to you both; for,
in marrying your lather, I made a vow to
Have no separate interest or affections, to
love what he loved, and to honor and obey
his wilt,' then kissing the child, and giv
ing him an apple, she dismissed him, smi
ling out of the room, and she never look
ed so enchanting. 'This is admirable,
this is as it ought to be,' said I to myself,
'but she is only the wife of few months,
and I sincerely hope that she will con
tinue as she has begun, and that when a
second family occupies the same roof, she
will conscientiously discharge her com•
mon duty to both, and make but one heart
and feeling prevail with all the children
alike.' The scene which had just passed
before my eyes filled my mind with deep
reflection, and I could not help thinking
how momentous a thing it is, to introduce
a wife, who is not the parent of her hus
band's fatuity, into it. What jealousy
what injustice what strife does not oc
cur from such a union?—how many strug
gles to alienate prior affection, what pout
ing) and strivings to do away with claims
of a former date.' A man and woman I
ought to think thrice, before they give a
nominal mother to maherless children.
Purity is compromised, de!icacy is rob,
bed of its celestial bloom, and Pistice wa
very when the buxom widow spurns her
lone pillow, to give her children to a fath
er-in-late, and herself a second lord.
The commencement of such engage
ments is founded either in passion or in
intvest, each of is hich is at variance with
the duty they have to perform towards un
ofknding children, often made enemies
from ill treatment, and I am at a loss to
account for the preference usually shown
to a second family, by the parent of both;
the contracting party who has but one fain
ily, more naturally leans to it, but the tna
turnal parent sins against nature by such
conduct, whilst the other party of
honer and humanity in a minor, although,
not less dangerous degree. Jujus!arm
noverea applies too generally to the second I
wife of an uxorious widower, yet it de
pends upon her alone to merit a better
name, and it appears to my humble Call•
ception, that a woman cannot more affec
tienately endear herself to her husband ,
than by considering his children and her
own as a common stock in love, and by
making their interest and happiness one
common cause. The stickling for pref_
erences, in any shape, is the beginning of
evil, and will end in misery and injus
tice, the taunts about unequal birth, for
tune, beauty, and (often ideal) merits, un
dermine domestic peace, and often end
in enormous crimes. Slighted children
run headlong to ruin and despair, taking
to idle habits and a vicious life, imbibe at
'an early age, the poison of envy and ha
tred, fall off from the duty and affection
to a first parent, or pine in the wasting
agonies of sensibility, wounded by ne
glect, and engendered an indifference as
to conilect; for remove the excitement to
well-tloing, and mental inactivity must
ensue; deny the !need of praise, End exer
tion is blighted for ever. If 'my poor
dear last husband,' be a horror and re
proach to the second lucky adventurer,
who fain would say, 'would that he were
alive!' surely the 'go away you trouble
some thing,' to the offspring of him who
she is bound to love, honor and obey, must
be equally as grating a sound, and as cal
culated to foster regrets, resentments, and
altered feeling, that sensation which takes
place of stated appetite, or of accomplish
ed or disappointed mercenary designs.
Nevertheless there is nothing more com
mon in society, and we have daily proofs
of its baneful effects; here we have :k nue
youth hurried into the service of his coun
b.!, to be killed off', yr sacrificed to the
( v2llow fever, merely because he stood in
the way of Master Jackey, the produce of
a second marriage; there we see loveliness
and tender age a victim to rashness, an
out-cast, a run-a-way, because the daugh
ter of her who lies, perhaps, in a new
made grave, sins by- inheriting her moth_
er's beauty, and is a contrast to a plain
step-mother, who must rule the roost, un
rivalled and uncontrolled. In one fami
ly, the child of the first matrimonial en
gagement flies home from having lost a
lather's heart—in another, a wretched
daughter marries the first being that asks
her, merely to escape the tyranny of a
strange woman, placed in usurped author
ity over her. In lower life, step-fathers
cruelly chastising the wife's children,
disgust the beholder—and base woman,
breaking the spirit of the children given
in charge to them by the laws of society,
awaken horror in an honest breast—doubt
ful and dangerous, however, as these re
peated nuptials are, it is impessible to
perform the double duties thus imposed
and there are some rare examples to jus
tify the remark
i What is a step mother?' said Irish Pat
I( to a neighbor countryman, 'why' said 800
ney,'e step-mother is a step towards be
ing a mother, and yet so mother at all, at
all.' Bravo! Master Pat, but we will ex
amine another picture. Lady liartly ven
tured upon a widower of forty, he had
five children du premier ill, and a second
family of the same number was the con
sequence of the second engagement.
Sir John was a sportsman, and so com
pletely neglected all of them, that he
could not be accused of a preference to
any one of them, 'there take them away
when they have had a glass of wine,' was
his daily ord,:r at dessert time; touching
the second breed, I shall be glad when
the vacation is over, 'awl the brats return
to school (or college),' was his remark con
cerning the first, whenever they were at
home; but his mild matron.like lady was
a mother to an without prejudice; she
would play with the former like a child
and school companion, and was the ten
der nurse and receptress or the latter,
To reconcile one to another, to establish
the closest links of affection and amity
between then), to recommend them to
their father, to minister to their innocent
pleasures, and to conceal their trivet faults
occupied her whole time, and they repaid
her with the sincerest love. The lovely
' Laura married her guarlian, a handsome
man of fifty, for whom [on account of his
age and the parental office which he had I
discharged towards her] she enter.
tabled more respect and esteem than ad-
' miration or impassioned feeling. He had
a son of twenty-one years of age, an of-
ficer of Light Dragoons, wild expensive,
and fond of pleasure, but of a good tem
per and feeling heart; he might have be
held any other stepmother with envy and
mistrust, or he might have viewed a beau
tiful young woman thus paired, with re
gret, or a criminal flame; but Laura was
cast in such a gentle trmald, that to know
her was to be her friend, and she fulfilled
her duties as a wife and as a mother in
such a manner as to captivate every one
connected with the family. She never ,
addressed Theodore by any other name
than 'my son;' and he found in- her a mo.
titer, a sister, and a friend. Proud of her
elegant form and good taste in dress, he
was her frequent attendant in public; con
vinced of her benevolent mind, she was
his adviser and confidant, ever sweeten..
mug and mellowing down the least rigid
word or action of her husband towards
his firstborn. When he exceeded his
pay and allowance, her purse made up the
deficiency; and whenever he had commit,
ted an error, she was his
.apologist in the
first instance, his directress in the second,
and his consolatrix in care; and when no
remedy could be found fur what had oc
curred, it was delightful to see the two
together. A s proof of the mutual sen
timent existing between them, I remem
ber him one day introducing her to a for
eign nobleman thus—'Voila ma belle me
re, vraiment belle, elle est non seulement
1 nix mere, mais ma meilleure amie."The
play upon the words belle mere, makes all
' i transiOtion fall short of the original, bu t
' I it dues not hinder it from being copied
:I
ifrom that life, which would be a blessing
i
to society, and what is advised by
Pnll.o SPECTATOR.
TIM E.
Time is the most indefinable, yet para
. doxical of things; the past is gone, the fu
ture is not come, and the present becomes
. the past even when we attempt to define it
, and like the flash of the lightning at once
I exists and expires. Time is the measure
of all things, but is itself immeasurable,
and the grand discloser of all things, but
is itself undisclosed. Like space, it is
incomprehensible, because it has no lite
its, and . would be still more so if it had. It
is more obscure ia its sources than the
Nile, and in its tern ination'than the Ni
ger; and advances like the swiftest tide,
but retreats like the swiftest torrent. It ,
gives wings of lightning to pleasure, but
feet of least to' pain, and lends expecta
tion a curb, and enjoyment a spur. It
robs beauty of her charms to bestow them
on her picture and builds a monument tol
merit but denies it a house; it is the tran.
sclera arid deceitful flatterer of falsehood
but tried and final friend to truth. Time
is the most subtle yet the most insatiable
of depredators, and by appearing to take
nothing, is permitted to take all; nor can
it be satisfied until it has stolen the world
from us, and us from the world. It con
stantly flies yet overcomes all things by
fligh t although it is the present ally, it
will be the future conqueror of death.
Time, the cradle of hope, but the grave
of Ambition, is the stern corrector of fork
but the salutary counsellor of the wise,
bringing all the dread to the one, and all
the desire to the other; but like Cassandra
it warns us with a voice that even the
sagest discredit too long, and the silliest
believe too late. Wisdom walks before
it, importunity with it; and repentance be
hind it; he that hastuade it his friend will
have little to tear from his enemies, but
he that has made it his enemy, will have
but little to hope from his friends.—Lucon
To marry a rake, in hope of reforming
him, and to hire a highwayman, in the
hope of reclaiming him, are two very dan .
gerous experiments; and yet I know a la.
dy who fancies she has succeeded in the
one, and all the world knows a divine)
ahu really has succeeded in the other..o
[WisoLE No. 233.
SELFISHNESS,
Within his house, in a great armchair
before the fire, sat an old grey-headed
man, ripe for the grave. 'Twas winter,
and the cold wind whistled among the
leafless branches of the trees, and the
snow and sleet rattled against the win
dows. The old man chuckled, for he was
warm and comfortable, and the biting
blast touched hincnot. He said, "I have
enough ; I am rich ; so blow ye winds,
and drilt ye snows; lam sale," A ser
vant entered, and said, "Sir, a woman is
at the door, trembling with cold ; has n o
where to sleep, no home to go to ; she begs
for a corner of your kitchen to pass the
night in." "Away, I've no room for thie
fving beggars ; there is a tavern close by ;
I tell her to go there." She says she has
no money, and begs you to give her enough
to buy a meal and lodging." "Begone,
drive her off; what I've got is my own,
and I'll keep it too. I've none to squan
der on worthless mendicants.-
The next morning the old man stepped
out into the porch, and there upon one of
the benches sat the poor beggar woman.
His rage was kindled.
"Did I not tell you I have nothing fo r
you, impudence? Come, come, tramp,
Leave my house, I sa•, d'ye hear?" She
heard him nut. She was dead! The old
man smote his breast, and entered the
house. He never left it again; for be al
so died, and died miserable, though rich.
WHAT HIGHT HZ DONE WITH THE MO ,
NEY WASTED IN wn.n. —Give me the mo
ney that has been spent in war, and I will
purchase every foot of land upon the globe;
I will clothe every man woman and child
in an attire that kings and queens should
be proud of; I will build a school house
upon every hill side and in every valley
over the whole habitable earth ; I will
supply that school house with a compe
tent teacher; I will build an academy in
every town, and endoW it ; a college in
every state, and fill it with able profess
ors ; I will crown every hill with a church
consecrated to the promulgation of the
gospel of peace ; I will support in its pul
pit an able teacher of righteousness, so
that on every Sabbath morning the chime
on one hill should answer to the chime on
another, round the earth's broad circuins
Terence; and the voice of prayer, and the
song of praise, should ascend like an uni
versal holocaust to lleaven.—Stebbins,
A NEGRO WITH THE BLVES.-- 4 1 Say,
Sam Jonsing what fcr you look so sober
dis mornihg? You moat us ually ollars
a larfin, but no•v your face looks as gloom
Hied and brack as this last spell of wed
der.'
'Why, child, I feels bad—l'se got what
de white flolks calls de bloos, and de wus
sort at dat, dat's what I has Pete Gumbo.'
'De what you call 'ern, Sam?'
'De bloos--de raal indigo bloos.'
"Darb whar you corner dis child, Sam;
you's ahead me dis time. Now if it don't
make any 'tetrial difference to you I'd
just like to hear you explanify what dis
bloos is.'
.Ilry, why, Pete you dont knoW notin.
I tort you'd more acquaintance wid the
flosify ob de human mind. Well, you
see, when a man's got de bloos he lo , dts
forard into de common footoority just as
though he was gwine to draW a lAA' in
de lottery—he feels like as if all di de
lightsu►n prizes in dis low doWn - scene
hadn't a single number oti Hen he
gets up in de mornin he feeli bad, and
when he goes to bed at night he feels wus
ser. He finks dat h►s body is made ob
ice cream, a:I 'cep his heart, and days a
big peace ob lead in de middle. All sorts
ob sights are hubbering around, and red
monkeys buzzing about his ears. Dar.
dems whatil got sow, and dents what I
calls de bloos. How you like to hab 'em'
Pete ?'
'Tank you Sam, dis child dont wish
For one, nut if dcm's de sort:— N. 0. Pic.
A gentleman observed upon a■ indiffe
rent pleader at the bar, that he was the
most affecting orator he ever heard—lor
he never attempted to speak but he excl.
'tett general sympathy.