How Is Gold To-Day 1" There was a time when if we rutt A friend upon the street, Be talked on common themes the war, The cold, or else the heat, . And took an interest in ones health. That time has patted away ; J?ow. no one ask U3 how we do. But, " How is gold to-day V These word pervada the atmosphere. At weddings, fuuerals, balla, Ko matter where ; upon your ear The anxious question falls. You go and see the girl you love. To drive your caret away ; Ten ki68, and then ahe sweetly Bays, Oh ! " IIow U gold to-day V If gold ie tip or gold is down. What good for me to know ? There is no jingle in my. purse. My funds are statu quo; And oo I hate the endless cry. And long to soar away To lands of peace where no one astvS, Well. IIow is gold to day?" Under tlie Lindens. Under the lindens lately sat A couple, and no more, in chat, 1 pondered what they would be at Uudor the liudeun. J saw four eyes and four lips meet, I heard the words Low sweet ! how swceU Had tLeu the Fairies given a treat Under the lindens ? I pondered lung and could not tell What dainty pleased them both so well ; Ikes! bees! was it your hydromel Under the lindens? Walter Sayge Lasdor. Au Unkind Tear. When I used to tend store at the Regulator," in Syracuse, the old gen tleman comes round one day and he says : . ' Boys, the one that sells the most twixt now nnd Christmas, gets u vest pattern as a present. Maybe we didn't work for that vest pattern ! I tell you there was some tall stories told in praise of goods just about that time ; but the tallest talker aud the one . that had more cheek than any of us was a certain Jonah Squires, who roomed with me. He could take a dollar out of a man's pocket when the man had inten ded to f pond only a sixpence ; and the women, lord bless you, they just handed their pocket-books to him and let him lay out what he liked for them. One night Josh waked me up with : ' By Gosh, old fellow, if you think that eie's pot any cotton in it, I'll bring down the eheep it was cut from and make him swear to his own wool! 'Twon't wear out either wore a pair of pants of that kind o stuff myself for years, and they are as pood now as when I first put em on 1 Take it at thirty cents, and I'll say yon don't owe me anything. Eh, too dear? Well, call it twentv-eight cents. "What d'ye say? Shall i" tear it? All right, it's a bargain." I could feci Jonah's hands playing about the bed-clothes for an instant, then rip! tear! went something or another end I hid my head under the blankets, perfectly convulsed with laughter, and ure that Jonah had torn the sheet from top to bottom. When I woke up next morning I found alas ! unkindest tear of all that the back of my night-shirt tail to collar-band 1 wa3 Fplit from Q- A Good story is told of a Wash ington countryman, who on his way to Cincinnati became somewhat elevated by undry "drinks," but, as good luck would have it, found a boat at the wharf, and was quickly on his way. Soon after leaving the wharf, a man 1 eame around for his fare. Horral handed out a five dollar bill, and received four dollars and ninety-five cents in change. Jle rammed it into his pocket book with great eagerness, supposing the clerk had made a mistake. That done he leaned back into his chair and fell asleep. A little while nnd he was plucked awake by the same man, who again demanded fare. Discovered the mistake," holding out b handful of change. The man as before j took only five cents, and Ilorrall again I went into a doze. Ere he had got fairly j into dreaming of homo and mends tar away, around came the collector again, end thus it went on foe a long time. At last I Iorrall thought it very incom e- j ment, and concluded to vote the collector a nuisance, and give him a bit of advice besides ; so he said ; "Is (hie) tills a da n-gr (hie) ons (hie) bo-boat j liy no means," faid the man. 4 'Bran ; tiew." j Then, by gummy, (hie) why do (hie) j don't you collect all the fa (hie, hair at i once not bo bother a fel (hie) heller for it every mile as it conies due ? Really," said the man, 44 where do you think you are going ?" 44 Cincin (hie) cinr.ati, eaid Ilorrall. 44 Cincinnati," said the polite condoctor, ,J why you must be sadly out of your reckoning. This is tho ferry bout, and all this afternoon you have been riding to and fro between New Albany and Portland." LoukviUc Democrat. Why is a man with his eyes shut like and illiterate schoolmaster ? .Because ho keeps his pupils in tho dark. : Wlen is b man thinner thaa a lath f PENNSYLVANIA RAIL UOA D BCHEHULE. LKAVK WESTWARD, 5? I . 1 t o tJ a, . c a X. a. r & 5 a f- a pa k w ITi" aTsi'Iim. jIM. 6 50 I 0.16 C,10 7.55 I 8.10 7.25 -60 9.42 8 30 7.S4 8.38 8.40 8.55 8.02 9 05 STATIONS. Altoona, Kittauning, Gallitzin, Cresson, Lilly's Fortagc. Wilmore, Summr-rhill, South Fork, Mineral Point, Conemaugh, Johnstown, 822 8 40 8.48 LEAVE EASTWARD", tc D C 3 o '5 STATIONS. r. m.i a.m. A.M. 0 02 C.07 A. M. 4.08 4.13 r4.27 rL3S .4.47 v4 55 p5 05 5.15 5.25 Po.40 COO Johnstown, I Conemaugh. I T . P7.S3 ! 12.C0 jiuittrai mini. South Fork, SumHierlull. Wilmore. Portige, Lilly's, Cresson , Gallitzin, Kit tanning, Altoona, G.40 pi .08 8.47 j 9 20 ! 1.69 r.17 -.so 2.35 EBENSBURG & CRESSON RAILROAD. Ou and after Monday, October. 31. 1SC4. trains on this road will run aa follows: Lkavk Er.KSS3i;uu At 6,00 A. M.. connecting with the B.iH more Express West and Through Accom modation East. At 4.10 P. M.. connecting with the Mail Train West and Through Express East. Lkavk Ciiessox At 12.30 P. M.. or on departure of Thro' Accommodation West. At 9. 40 P. M., or on departure of Express East and Mail West. ENOCH LEWIS, Gen.Supt. BBMSBUUG HOUSE. fjlhe uudcrsiged having purchased and 1 taken possession of the EbenRurg House (formely ocupied by Henry Foster.) will be happy to reeeivo and accommod ate hid old customers, and all others who may be disposed to patronize him. The Proprietor feels assured from the spacious HOUSE, STABLE. & other facilities that he can offer at least aa good aceoinm o dations as can be had at any other in the place. He is in possession of a large supply of the choicest lniuors with which his bar will be furnished; his table will be fnrn iehed with all th luxuries of the season, and he intends by his hospitality and care, to merit the patronage of all t-ose who stop withhim. ISAAC CRAWFORD. Ebensburg April, 17, 1801. tf. 'OP I'J iiilU JLiliij'll L'lL'uL MA IX S THEE T. JO IIXS TO MX 1 'A LEWIS LUCK II ART, begs leave to an nounce that he has always a large and varied assurtmen of all tho various articles peculiar to his business. Repairs .promptly and carefully attended to. Johnstown April, 17 1801. tf. HARNESS ! The undersi AND SADDLERY neil ke-Ts constant! v on ban. 1 and is still manufacturing all articles in his line uch as, SADDLES, FINE SINGLE ic DOUi'.LE II .MINES D.AFT HARNESS, Iil.IND RRIDLES. RIDING I'.IUDLES, CHECK LINES, IIALTE1IS, Willi's, BRHUWAXDS &.C., Sec, which he w ill dispose of at low- prices fo; cash. His work is all warranted, s,t,d being ex perienced, he put- the ho.st of leather in hi work. Thankful for past favors, he hopes, by attention to business torvrit a cont'nu ance of the patronage heretofore so liberal ly extended to him. Sh p alve the store of Robert Davis. Persons wishing good and sub.-ttMial Har ness can be accommtidated hv. I1UC.II M'COY, Ebensburg Dec, 11, 180 1 tf- MANHOOD : HOW LOST. IIOW LESTORED. "tx? j Just published, a new edition 'felStftror DR. CULVERWELL'S CEL- j k EH HATED ESSAY on the radi j cd cure (w ithout medicim-) of Spf.kmat. k ! tho'a, or seminal weakness. In voluutarv . Seminal Losses, Imi'Otkncy. 'Mental anil j Physical Incapacity. Impediment in Mir-. riage. etc.; al.so. Consumption. Kpilkp-y. j and Fits, induced by self-iudulgenceor sex- u ii extravagance. CCJ- Price in a sealed envelope, only six oents. The celebrated author in this admirable essay clearly demonstrates, from atlirty years successful practice, that the alarmiri" ! consequences of self-abuse may be radically j cured without the dangerous use of internal medicine or the application 'of the knife i pointing oct a mode ot cure, at once simple, certain and effectual, by means of which i every sulTerer, uo matter what his condition may be, may cure himself cheaply, private ! iy, and radically. j This Lecture should be in the hands ; of every youth and every man in the land. Sent, under seal, in a plain envelope, to any address, post-paid, on receipt of six I cents, or two post stamps. Address the I publishers. CI I AS. .1. C. KLINE & CO., ; 127 .."BOWERY. XEW YORK. ; Jn-23, '64 ly FoetofCt box 465$. y.ll 9.23 11.00 10.40 9.40 I 10.47 1 9 47 The peculiar taint of infection which wo call Scrofula luiks in the constitutions of multitudes of men. It either produces or is produced by an en feebled, vitiated state of the blood, wherein that fluid becomes in competent to sustain ihe vital forces in their vigorous action, ana leaves the system to fall into disorder and decav. The scrofulous contamination is variously caused by nun urial disease, low living, disordered digestion from unhealthy food, impure air, filth nnd filthy habits, the depressing vices, and, above all, y the venereal infection. Whatever Iks its origin, it is hereditary in the constitution, descending ' from parents to children unto the third and fourth feneration ; " indeed, it seems to be the rod of Him who says, " I will visit the iniqui ties of the fathers upon their children." The diseases which it originates take various names, according to the organs it attacks. In the lungs, Scrofula produces tuliercles, and finally Consumption ; in the glands, swellings which 6uppurte and become ulcerous sores ; in the stomach and bowels, derangements which pro duce indigestion, dyspepsia, and liver com plaints; on the skin, eruptive and cutaneous affections. These all having the same origin, require the same remedy, viz. purification and invigoration of the blood. Purify the blood, and these dangerous distempers leave you. With feeble, foul, or corrupted blood, you can-. not have health ; with that " life of the tlesa healthy, jou cannot have scrofulous disease. Ayer's Sarsaparilla is compounded Irom ttie most eneetuai i dotes that medical science has discovered fur ! this afflicting distemper, and for the cure of tho disorders it entails. That it is far superior to anv other remedy yet devised, is known by all I l" - 1 . t riu.. .1 . P who have given it a trial. That it does com bine virtues truly extraordinary in their eriect i upon this class of complaints, is indisputably j proven by the great multitude of publicly j known and remarkable cures it has made of the following diseases : King's Evil OZ : Glandular Swellings, Tumors, Erup tions, Pimples, Blotches and Sores, Ery sipelas, Rose or St. Anthony's Fire, Salt PJieum, Scald Head, Cough.3 from tu bereulous deposits in the lungs. White Swellings, Debility, Dropsy, Neuralgia, Dyspepsia or Indigestion, Syphilis and Syphilitic Infections, Mercurial Diseases, Female Weaknesses, and, indeed, the whole series of complaints that arise from impurity of the blood. Minute reports of individual cases may be found in Ayer's Am mi can Almanac, which is furnished to the druggists for gratuitous distribution, wherein may bo learned the directions for its use, and some of the remarkable cures which it has made when all other remedies had failed to atford relief. Those cases are purposely taken from all sec tions of the country, in order that every reader may have access to some one who tan speak to him of its benefits from personal experience. Scrofula depresses the vital energies, and thus leaves its victims far more subject to disease and its fatal results than are healthy constitu tions. Hence it tends to shorten, and does greatly shorten, the average duration of human life. The vast importance of these considera tions has led us to sjend years in perfecting a remedy which is adequate to its cure. This we now offer to the public under the name of j 'Ayek's Sarsaparilla, although it Is com- ! posed of ingredients, some of which exceed the 1 best of Sjrs-ii'uritia in alterative power. By I its aid you may protect yourself from the suffer- j ing and danger of these disorders. Purge out j the foul corruptions that rot and fester in the ! blood ; purge oat- the causes of disease, and ! vigorous health will follow. Bv its peculiar ' j virtues this remedy stimulates the vital tunc- I tior.s, and thus expels the distempers which j ! lurk, within the system or burst out on any ! j part of it. i We know the public have been deceived by j many compounds of S"rsujari!lti, that promised j I much and did nothing; but they will neither bo : deceived nor disappointed in this, its virtues i have leen proven by ubundant trial, and there , remains no question of its surpassing excellence j tor the cure of the afHicting diseases it is in- ! tended to reach. Although under the same ! name, it is a very uilterent medicine from any other which has been before the people, and is far more effectual than any other which has ever been available to them. CHERRY PECTORAL, The "World's Great Remedy for Coughs, Colds, Incipient Con sumption, and for the relief of Consumptive patients in advanced stages of the disease. This has been so long nscd and ?o univer sally known, that we need do no more than assure the public that its quality is kept up to the best it ever has been, and that it may bo relied on to do all it has ever done. Prepared by Dr. J. C. Atkr & Co., Practical and Analytical Chrmistsx Lowell, Mass. Sold by all druggists everywhere. Da. R. S. Ii!I.N. Ebensburg, C. T. FRAZEII. J.dmstown. P. 11. SHIELDS, Lorretto, aud dealers everywhere. June 15. 1SGL. Howard Association, PHILADELPHIA. Diseases of tub Nervous, Seminal. Uuinauy and Sxual Systkjis new and reliable treatment in reports of the HOWARD ASSOCIATION Sent by mail in sealed letter envelopes, free of charge. Addre.-s. Dr. J. SKILLKN IIOUGI1TEN. Howard Association. No. 2 South Ninth treet, Philadefphia. Pa. UNION' HOUSE. EBENSBURG PA JOHN A. BLAIR. Proprietor. THE PROPRIETOR will spare no pains to render this Hotel, worthy of a continua tion of the liberal share of public patron age it has heretofore received. Ilia table will always be furnished with the best the market affords; his bar with the best of liquors. Ilia stable ib Urge, and will be attended, b7 an attentive and obliging hoatW, Ebcbu2 Ajr.17 1S1. HELMBOLD'S " Genuine Preparations. COMPOUND FLUID EXTRACT BUCI1U. a Positive and Specific Remedy for di.-eases I of the Bladder, Kidneys, Gravel, aud Drop sical swellings. This Medicine increases the power of Di gestion, and excite the Absorbent into healthy action, by which the Watery or Calcareous depositions, and all Unnatural Enlargements are reduced, aa well as Pain and Inflammation. IIELMBOLD'S EXTRACT BUC11U. For Weaknesses arising from Excesses. Habits of Dissipation, Early Indiscretion of Abuse, attended with the following symp toms: Indisposition to Exertion, Los? of Power, Loss of Memory, Difficulty of Breathing. Weak Nerves, Trembling, Horror of Disease, Wakefulness, Dimness of Vision. Pain in the Back, Universal Lassitude of the Muscular System. Hot Hands. Filching of the B nly, Dryness of the Skin. Eruptions on the Face. Pallid Countenance. These symptoms, if allowed , to go on, which this medicine invariably removes, soon follows Tin potency. Fatuity, Epileptic Fits, Iu one of winch the Patient may cxpiie. Who can say that they are not frequently followed by those "Direful Diseases. "INSANITY AND CONSUMPTION." Many are aware of the cause of their sua- 1 enng, But none will confess the records of the Insane Asylums. ii'l HJcIamJioty Deaths by Consumption bear ample witness to the Truth of the as . ,..:.... MTtlxtl. The Constitution once effected with Organic Weakness requires the aid of Medicine to Strengthen and Invigorate the System. Which Helmbold's EXTRACT BUCHU invariably dots. A Tiial will touviuce the most skeptical. FEMALES FEMALES FEMALES. In many Affections peculiar to Females the Extract Buchu is unequalled by any other remedy, as in Chlorosis or Retention, Irre gularity, Pain fulness, or Suppression of Customary Evacuations, Ulcerated or Scirrhous state of the Uterus, Leuchorrl.ee.i or Whites, Sterility, and fu- all complaints incident to the sex, whether arising from indiscretion Habits of Dissipation, or in the DECLINE OR CHANCE OF LIFE. Take no more Biilnim. Mercury, or wn plctmint Medicines for unpleasant and dan yerons diseases. ULLMUOLD'S EXTRACT BUCIIU AND lMl'ROVED ROSE WASH CURES SECRET D I SEAS FS In all their Stages, At little Expense. Littie or no change in Diet. No inu-onve-nieuce. , " And no Exijsure, '- It causes a frequent det-ire and gives strength to Urinate, thereby Removing Ob structions, Preventing ami Curing Strict ures of the Urethra, allaying Pain and I n flammation, so fr;pient in the c1as of dis eases, and expelling all I'cisonous, Diseased and vcornoul Matter. Tisousan is upon Thousands who have) bc-t: the Victims of Quacks, and who have j paid henry fees to be cured in a short time, j have found they were deceived, and that ; the "POISON" b;is, by the use i f "Power ful Astringents," been dried up in the s-s-tcm, to break out in an aggravated form, ami perhaps nftcr Marriaye. Use IMmU.ld's Extract Buchu for all afF-etioiis and diseases of the URINARY ORGAN'S, whether existing in MALE or FEMALE, from w hatever cause originating and no matter of HOW LONG STANDING Diseases of these Organs requires the aid of a DIUHETIC. HELM HOLD'S EX TRACT HL'CHU IS THE GREAT DIUR ETIC, and i certain to have the desired effect in all Diseases for ichkh it is llecom mewled. Evidence of the most reliable and respon sible character will accompanv the medicine. Price $1,00 per bottle, or six for 5.00. Delivered to any Adriicss, securely packed from obsei vatioti. Describe Symj,tvms in all Communications Cures Guaranteed! Advice Gratit! Address letters for information to H. H. HELM BOLD. Chemist. 104 South Tenth st., bel. Chesnut, Phila IIELMBOLD'S judical Deft, HELMBOLD'S Drvy and Chemical Ware house, 501 Broadway, New York. BEWARE OK COUNTERFEITS AND UNPRINCIPLED DEALERS who endea vor to dispose '-of their m" and "other" articles oh the reputation attained by Helmbold's Genuine Hreparatiot s. 't " Extract Buchu. " " Sarsaparilla.' " Improved Rose Wash. SOLD BY ALL DRUGGISTS EVERY WHERE. A?Stm.U I1LL0LD'S. TAKE NO . xil1 ou '',0 A,,vTtisetncnt and send for it ,lvH.A)ID POSITION 'AND EX- March 9. l8Gl.-!y. iextjstry7 fTlHE undersignci Graduate of the Balti , more College of Dental Surgery, respect fudy offers bis proflwisiorjal services to the citizens of Ebensburg. He has spared no means thoroughly to acquaint himself with every improvement :n his art. To many years of personal experience he has thought to add the imparte.1 experience of the high est authorities in Dental Science. Ho sim ply asks that an opportnitv may be given tor bis work-to speak its own pra'fse. ftm . SAMUEL RELFORD, D. D. S. O&ce in Colonado Row. Refebkscks Prof C. A. Harris ; T. E. Bond, jr. : W. R. Handy ; A. A. Blandy, P. H. Austen, of the Baltimore College. Ct Will beat Ebensburg on the fourth Monday of each month, to stay one week. The life and services of General Grant' pt sale by Tolmstown NarMe Workil A N K W tSTOCK Tl. subscriber has iust received a large and handsome invoice of Italian and American M ABBLE, rnmrrisin? the Iar2est and finest stock of the kind ever brought t .,,l,ntiwn. at his establishment on Franklin Street, where he is prepared, with at adequate force of experienced and skilful workmen, to execute ail kinds of MONUMENTS. Mantels, Tombstones. Ta ble and Rureati Tops, &c. as cheap as they can be purchased in any of the cities. A large stock of Gkiskstoscs on hand and f'T sale low. CT7- Prompt attention paid to or lers from a distance and -aork delivered where da Bired. JOHN PARKE. March 13, 18G2. GREAT ATTRACTION!! Call and Examine the Goods. TF1I1E subscribers having returned from J. the city, have n w opened one of the largest and "mo-st carefully as.-orted stock of SWUNG AND SUMMEK OQODS, ever offered to the people of Carrol! tow n and the surrounding country, which they will sell at as low a figure as any store in the country. Their stock consists of DRY GOODS, READY MADE CLOTH ING, ROUTS AND SHOES of all kinds. Ladies' D. tss Go.xls uf all kinds, French Merinos, DeUhies. Siiks, Alpacas, Plaids, &c. Thiir stock of Gi-.cjtie.s con sist of the best articles the market atfords of COFFEE, SUGAR, TOBACCO, S,C. Their Cutlery is i f the best manufacture. Their QUEENSWARE and HOLLO W .WARE ate of the finest ijuality. Ladies who wish to make a good investment should call and examine for themselves. All kinds of country produce taken, and greenbacks not refused, Give us a call, and we will endeavor to give you satifidti-i. May 16. 1804. E. GLASS CO. H'TgiTLY-IMPORTANT TO BLACKSMITHS. Four fifths of lime and hard labor saved by using ISAAC C. SINGER'S. NEW AND COMPLETE TIRE AND BAND BENDER. Patented March 10, 1SC3. Its chief advan tages are 1st. Having strong gear wheels to obtain power, one mau can operate it to bend cold wg"ii tire, any size under 1 by 4 inches. 2d. Having moveable collars, to hold the bar square on the portable rollers, it t. ikes all twist out of the bar, while bending in a regular circle. 3d. It can be shifted to bend t" any de sired circle from one, up to twelve feet, in one minute. 4th. Having a moveable centre post, which can be quickly taken oil", tires and band. are easily taken (-tit. oth. The rpper ribbed roller will always draw the bar through. 6th. Being guaged and numbered, a card with direeti t s, accompanies it. The Machine in good (oil the j- urnals) runniag order, bolted upon a str. piere of timber, without legs or crank, for SU, or with lej;s und crank fr $-'5. All ca-b orders pronipth a tended to. f?3r State and Countv Rizhts for s;ilo. ISAAC C. SINGER. Ehensbuig, April ii lst;4-!y 1 be ntt burg Uook Store. U JtXet received a fresh str-ck t f Pajer, &c. Legal Cvp. White an ! Blui? L'lid Cap. Pbiin White Cap. White and Blue Laid Post. Commercial better. Octavo Note Guilt Ed-e. Lady's Ncte Blank DeC'ts, Mortgages, and Bonds. Blank Suiiujons' and Executions. Blank Cooks. Tuek Puss Books. Time Bunks Blotting Paptr. Arnold's Writing Tluid. Stiel Pens and Pen Holders. Envelopes Large and Sinai!. Copy Books and Mueelae. Bfoks of varir.us kinds from 10 ct. to Sl."0. Sejjars and Totmeco and various oih'.-r No tions of the best quality. Just received two new first class Nove's, "VERY HARD CASH." hy Charles Reade. and ' BARBELL MARK II AM," by M. E. Braddon. April 13, 18GI. JAMES MURRAY". KUENSHUIKI BAKERY" A X D iwnnrrn :; rt n I I N M i h li :i 11:11 Il:.ItlX 1 Itiil fll'tjlll-. 1 . II Ik I I 6 THE snb-icriher. having gre;itl enlarged SL his BAKERY and repl-:d.-hed Lis stock of GROCERIES and CONFECTION ARIES, is prepared to supply orders, on short notice. IIu has also added to his store, manv other articles, sueh as FLOUR. SUGAR. COFFEE. CHEESE, SALT. TOBACCO & SEGARS, SPICES. TOYS. NOTIONS. lVc. CARBON OIL at the lowest retail prices. A fine lot of CHRISTMAS CANDIES, CAKES and Christmas PRESENTS, to which he solicits the patronage of the pub lic. He has. also, attached to his establish ment, an OYSTER aud DRINKING SA LOON, where fresh Ovsters, Sardines and prime ALE and PORTER can be had, at all hours. GEORGE GURLEY." Dec. 2, 18G3.-ly. 1 li J Notice. All persons indebted to me for subwriptioo, advertising or job work, are requested to settle their accounts immedi ately. jaS. S. TODD. April 13, 1864. M ANSION U0USE. AT THE PENXrA II A LR O AD DEPOT PITTSBURG. PA. MEALS READY OX THE ARRIVAL OF ALL TRAIXS. J. II. CLARK & CO., Proprktar. ftp, a, im. ' mm 1 v-r.. . HOSTBTTEH'S CELEBRATED STOMAO. BITTERS. A pure and woudeiliil Tome. c.!rcct:v ani alterative of wonderful tfiicacj ia of the STOMACH, LIVER AND EOWELS. Cures Dyspepsia. Liver Complaint, IIea-,1 ache, General Debility. Nervousness, l)v pression o! Spirits. Gn.-t:pation. Co! ic. In termittent Fevers, Cramps and Spasms., and all Complaints vi either Sex, arising ffoa IS. K-i!y Weakness whether iniiertnt in tL system or produced by speeia.1 causes. 'Nothing t'nat is njt. whrdesome, ppi.ia! and restorative in its nature enter- into ttio composition of HOSTETTER'S STOMACII BITlEliS. Tiiis j.opular pieparatica coq tains no mir.eial uf any kind, no v'.eil'.y botanical' tleiiieiit; no tler3- exi.it int. 1 ut it is a combination of the extracts of rare bal samic herbs find plants with the j u:e;taj mildest of all diffusive stimular.ts. P ia well to be forearmed ag iinM icas?, and, so far as the human system a Vs protected by iiuman means againt ma! ni ts engendered by an tin wholesome atn.os; !,eie, imt'tire water and other exterr.il cm-c?, UOSTETTIIR'S BITTERS may U r'..': on as a safeguard. In districts infected with Feccr und Amc, it has Ik.hi f. u.:d ir:f.II:b!e as a po-vct i:vs and iritsistible as a remedy and tiious.it:o who rtsirt t it unier aj.preiifi.si n of attack, escape the scot:r; e; at;d thoii.-.,nl who neglect to avail tl.tn:.-e!vts of i;s ; :o tective qualities in advance, irc cured . a very brief course of this marvel t.s u.t iicicj. Fever and Ague patients, after being p'icd with qi.it:ine for months in viti. ur:i faii! saturate d with that dangerous alkab-i. are not unftiqiuntlv re?t. retl to health witr.ni a few das by the use of 110TET'1 EE'S BITTERS. The weak st .mach Is rapidly invigor5 and the aipetite re.-Vred by t.his aree,' '.c Tonic, and htiice it works woiidor-i in ca.-e of Dispep-ia and in less confirmed fbrrr.s . f Indigestion. Acting as a gentle and p;tin less apperient, as veil as upon the liver, it also invariably relieves the Coustipatioa sn pei induced by irregular action of the i: ge.-tive and seeretive oriiiins. Persons of fev'.j'e bal.it. liable to A'-rrotj Attacks. I.uiincss of Sjdrifs and Fits Lonijnvr. find prompt and permanent relU f from the Bitters. The tt.-timony on this point is n:oSt conclusive, and trm b.. ti: si .'s. The ag'it.y .f Bi'ioti- Colic is in.rr.e.'i.i'.t !y ftssuagerl by a single dose r I the eti:i u'sn:, and by occasionally resulting to it, the re turn of the crn.j.hiint mav be j-revt-tite A- a O.n.ral T..t.;c HOSTETTEi;' BITTERS M!'i:ce etn-cts. which tr.!:st 1 -experieiu-ed or wimesseti lcf re they c.ti 1 fnllv at I rei'iuted- In cists -f Const i .' at Weakness, Pie7:iattre Decay and De'. '.l i:y and Decrepitude arising li.-m O Au-v it exercises the v'c-etric ir.flufnce. In ti. c n va!esi-et:t stage- of all diseases it oper.o' as a delightful iuvigcraut. When trt powers of iiature are relaxed, it c-p-vi'itcs re-infurce and re-e.-t ibii-h tl ."in. f.i.-t, but Dot lea.-t. it is The Onh; So': I Slii.nuant beio iinnnf ictured tr. m sLui.d aui innocuous materials, and entirely fie Jr.. in acid e'etnet:ts present more or le.--s ; ". all the ordinary tunics atid stomachics of th. d:iy. No family mlii it 1 sa been Si univer sally, and, it may be truly added, deserved Iv popular with the imt-Ritrcnt M-rtioi i tl.e cominunitv, as HOSTE'lTER'S Bl'f TI'RS. Prepired ly liOTETTER & SMITH. Pittt.bnr.jh, Pa. Sold by all Dru-gii'.s. Grocer and St-.-re-keetxTs evc-ryw here. i Mar.h 0, ISO-l.-Iv. JOHN B. ROWALD TRLMMIXOS FMl'Jl ( 'JJi'l 1 . CLOAKS & SHAWLS, , Corsets. Hooped SKirts, Pci turnery, L' ies' and Children' s Sliues, Gloves. Ilauk crchiefs. Fancv Goods, notions, iVc, A'C. M A IN STL F. ET. J OUN S TO Y N , Pa Nov. 20. 1861. ly. CHAIR MANUFACTORY." WILLIAM P. PATTON. JOBIXSTOIV.Y r. ALL KINDS OF CHAIRS, such as common W insor Chairs-, Iret Baik Chairs, Vienna Chairs, Bustle Chairs. Bin1 Racked Chairs, Sociable Chairs, (Cane Srat (Stairs, ROCKING CHAIRS, OF E'ERY SIZE SPBIXC SKAT CIMfRS Settees, I-ounges. Ac. &c. IS. CABINET FURNITURE of everv description and of latest STYLES. WITH PRICES TO SUIT THE Tastes of all. Thankful for past favors, he respect fully kolicihs a liberal share of public patron age. Clinton Street, Johnetown Cambria Co. Pa, November 20fch. 'f