M 11 tlH f 1 v r If 5 sT-i If U. irt ,S 11 T ! Ml ! 4 Y5I THE BLESSINGS OF GOVERNMENT. LIKE THE DEIVS OF HEAVEN, SHOULD BE DISTR IB UTE D ALIKE, UPON THE HIGH AND THE LOW. THE RICH AND THE FOUR. 11 HS k 8 R n III 4 .4 I ! - J EV SERIES, TaaBdisljaiu In Congress. 3 Speech for the Hcnr. -nv C L- VALANDIG1IAM DE- r -ri- TUi: war disunion. flifor PECE" that we ray 9 EBENSBTJRG, PA. WEDNESDAY, FEB. 25, 1863. VOL . 10-NO. 12. Uttositruct lit --r WHO DONT LIKi' RF.CON ?CTinN CAN - STAY OUT" trECliLLY NEW ENGLAND. - I statesman's Views. -jja,' W Ct.'y - - - Co'x'uiJ-.Yf.j in' of Plymouth lioek, and more I.. - .... ... .J,-;: W;:liiin and Lis compatriots, VLL toicr.-k'ir Let her banish now 1 1 ...... w r. , I.a. Cirll1fe -jLiamV.ics, and cad uacSt ....'.lni"i!r:ition anl into the r ta sos? of th -ni &Uti live and she - t!;e dangers which now iv'uh isolation. while I am inexorably hos- '..i'uri:sa domination m re.igton r&re -'i" p'i into her national of might, her grand in i hr.ve the r- .'-..,h 1.-,: .ViU, :t Y . i jri c.i; u V. : iiia v M.; ; "r.iun . .1 K or I Kin lift in favor of .rie-n of New England. 1'r.ion ns it was: and :s she was. But if :II have no union ; if .-he is not content e.s i'. was," then upon ? the responsibility for lore, whl be no more ment ; or else the line of separation will be the I otomac to its head water?. All of Delaware and Maryland, and the coun ties of Accomac and Northampton; in Virginia, would, in that event, follow the fortunes of the Northern Gonfedracy. In fact. r, disapreeablo as the idea may bo to many withiu their limits on both fides, no man who looks at the map nnd then reflects upon history and the force of natural cause?, any considers the present actual and the future probable position of the lios-tile armies and navies at the end of this war, ought for a mo ment to doubt that either the States and counties which I have named mu.'t go with the North, or Pennsylvania and New Jersey vith the South. Military fcrce on either tide cannot control the destiny of the States lying between iIil mouth of the Chcasapeake and the Hud son. And if that bay were itseif made the line, Delaware and the Eastern Shore of Maryland nnd .Virginia, would belong to the North ; while Norlb'k, the only capacious harbor in the soutvastcrn coast, d the puns of some :w. 1 at lea- e csacilv :l r.i ' the central States, rs.-y, and l-nnsyl-.mv.iion ? Can Nev trade of the -outi: is. She was it sr mnst be command' new fortress upon Cape Charles ; and IJaltimore, the now queenly city, seated then upon the very b"ur.dary of two rival, ye?, hostile, conllMeracics, would rapidly fail into dc-eay. And n jv, sir, I will not a?k whetht-r th.e North-west can consent to si-p:irat!on from ilie Sjuth. Nover. Nature forbid-. We are only a pu tiie Mi?msm:!i. Ihe!"e is no line of uonuors ana iron-c:aas, out set your ; publican arty seem ready now to lift friendly fteamcrs and steamships again in ; themselves up to the height of this rrcat i.ionoii. vimi u:c iunii ana csi. Visit the South. Exchange newspapers. atone, times. aiument, and to deal with it in the spir it of the patriots and great men of other Let slavery t countries and ares. and of the lttor dnvs Hold elections nt the appointed .; of the United States I - Let us chose a new President in And nor. sir. whniMw mr,v r.-. .m sixty-four. And when the gospel of ! the motives of England, France, and the peace shall have descended ngain from other great Powers of Europe, in wi:h- neavcii into their Iieart, and the gospel holding recognition so Ion" from the Con- : i V;r ct. ti;e .itn cotton rr.-i.: -.'.lipping aa.l her in an evil hour '-. iri'.l .. rj h:it " men of ";;:ri her nvjrchnt princes :i:n or lir-; L:i-k the i rt i-.r. War. indeed h::s ( l n..-v, a v. bu.-iness ana .::.st :u-:v pr. li tabic than the :".t ri;.i:ou that, loo, must - An I let W-.H stive?, or any rzt L:.;rc-it. nierchanti!e, mann :t coriiUi.rtir.i. imm:i2:ine that i:ave pv.iv.-?r enough or wealth : ' -t-Mid in 'i.: vuy of reunion ,"L -?.ce. I.- i. thf-ia team, otre- an 1 tude on which to separate. Tire. South would r...j di t-ii-e the old line of thirty-six degrees thirty minutes on botli si.s of ihe river ; and theit i no natural Louuil jvry east and west. The nesrest, to it are the Ohio and Missouri rivers. IJut Ihat line v.ou'.d leve Cinciima'i ami St. Louis, as border cities, like ISahimow, ! to decav, and, extending fifteen hundred mils 1:1 length, v. uuid Income the scene cx- Sir, !i rt of an eternal border warfare without simp's even in th? worbt of times. we cannot, ought not, will nt, st-paratu ixdii the ho::th. And if you of th? I2ast who have fennd this war against the ooalh and for the negro, gratifing to your "hate or pr. ;itab!e to ycur purse, will i till n K"ii::n -r I r.".'r! of abolition and of hsitc been expelled, let your clergy and the churches meet sigain in Christian intercourse, North and South. Ix?t the secret orders and volun tary associations everywhere re-unite as bretheni once more. In short give to sill the natural and sdl the artificial causes which impel us together, their fullest sway. Let time do his office drving tears, dispelling sorrow?, melting passion, and making herb and grass and tree to grow again upon the hundred battle-fields of this terrible war. Iiut this is recognition." It is for mal recognition, to which I will not con sent. -Iveeogniiion now, and attempted permanent treaties about boundary, trav el, and trade, and partition of territories, would end in war fiercer and more disas trous than before. Recognition ii abso lute disunion ; and not between the slsive and the free States, but with Delaware and Maryland as a part of the North, and Kentucky and Missouri part of the West. IJut wherever the actual line, every evil ey ot and mischief of disunion is implied in it-la!!- And for similar rmtsons, sir, 1 would not xt this time press hastily a convention of the States. The men who now would hold seats in such a conention, would, upon both sides, if both agreed to attend, come together full of the hate anJ bitter ness inseKirib!c from a civil war. No, sir ; let passion have time to cool, smd reason to resume its sway. It cost thirty years of desperate and most wicked pati ence, and industry to destroy or impair the magnificent temple... of this Union. Let us le content iff within three years, we shall le sible to retore it. Hut certainly what I propose is inform al, practical recognition. And that is precisely v. hat exi-ts to-d:v, and has ex- coiitmu 1 tv.een the !avtholtii:-.g sl.iveholllnz S:r;tes. thin. accent it, ac you di ln i thii otl. ! warnings of years past, t'w th.y a: b.'ii-evc your non- mo, and s'w.leuin c'irc'i t'utl ' -.: a j.uu:-e nma wu u?.s the peopie iujijr.-ii, is stronger than they, -'w 12 uiav not worth a million. 'r.rn wo d.jl'iir. A little while agp -!;s Mild they were king, but Presi--'t kTi srvcilly taught thorn their UiC. Next rii'reali assumed to be :1 iviz.-n onre vaur.tcl largely his Sitntc thry drcrcas et-. rita' J:vo c: deLn J Sir, ci:r destiny fx d. There is not i one drop of rain which desoendinz from :ho heavens, a:d feitiliihig our soil, causes it to yield an federate State, the South and the North arc both indebted to them for an immense public- service. The South has proved her ability to maintain herself by her own strength and resource?, without foreign ai l, moral or material. And the North and West the whole country, indeed these great X)wers have- scrveJ incalcula bly, by holding b:ck : solemn proclama tion to the world that the Union of these States was finally and formaly dissolved. They have left to us every motive and every chance for re-union ; and if that has been the puqxsc of England especially our rival so long ; interested more than any other in disunion :md the consequent weakening of our great naval and com mercial power, and suffering, too. as she has suffered, so long and severely because of this war I do not hesitate to say that she hsis performed an act of unselfish heroism without cxsimplc in history. Was such indeed her purpose; Ict her answer before the impartial tribunal of Hsterity. In any event, after the great reaction in public sentiment in the North and west, to be followed after some time by a like reaction in the South, foreign recognition now of the Confederate States could avail little to delay or prevent Ihvil re-union : if, as I firmly believe, re-union be not only jossible but inevitable. Sir, I have not spoken of foreign -Arbitration. Tliat is quite another question. I think it impracticable, and fear it as dangerous. The very Powers or smo other Power which have hesitated to aid disunion directly or by force, might, as authorized arbiters, most readily pro nounce for it at hs.-t. Very grand, in deed, would le the tribunal before which the great question of the Union of these Suites sind the final destinv of this ivnii- all sections, and that, in liattle, the men i party which is represented bv Horace of the North, and especially of the West, I Gra ly, of the N. Y. Tribuix. 'Secretary mm int. n vr-iais. iiiiut.i4U iiitriv iiiia ij.-u j tMiiin loo, i:i lunucraiicc ox Uii olnect, a mutual and most mischievous inisiake has rec-cittly given a great dinner, whereat on both sides. The South overvalued j Governor Curtin was present, and it is any man Confcde a.);i i flows into the I on the roya! blood. There is Politics is king. Jersey, too, is f.'.ai. hir, t'.itse ar -e pninx-a of tlie k:::o:i fjs.rth. m rcfni : New 4- 'iK-.v t j i.iC South, and the Siutli anl iv,n and longer than any -'j j-l remeu:l)crcd both her t;.e vuiistiriitiwii and her interest I . n-.-jo. And Pennsylvania, a sort K.Zi j-ivund, j;sst between the North "a.... ...a cxtenttnisr, ais-j, to .Mississippi. u.utei bv nearer, if t:, to every section, tlian not anv umess it be Ohio. Slie vet the kfVifr.:u- in llir- wt criiivihling r.rch of the Union. !S bor ' -r S'?l- nnl n-.-.r' Ikon - Wu-.nurhing tiern?nt than anv of the tT, '-c of l'er.nylva'nla' arc 'thk-, practical, and enterprising, -t b irr' a-rirrosve. Thev have , - '-vnfti o'.a l-aigiish and icr ic:t ti.;.n .)nv ctj1CT e;0 jpig --. SiOre dlligeiuiy their ov. n business. kavTSi onc Niiosyncracy or speci al the tarVl as1'i evpn that is retdiy sort a mattKt tradition than of ,:1'an:ia! intfr,t 'The industry, cn- jO.an.1 tliriff f.t Pennsylvania are ion. In anv resr. 7 able to tak! -sm anv eomnp ! tl Union is of more li .ier than any local infcr Cl ?ti,C!- tks also bind these tates '-va:har.d New Jersev, csVti;ll!y rk,'JJ- and the South to te:n ." .7 aa laia-rir r. .th h:il but and there. with t'.u waters ot tiiat nuhtv river, finds it way, at least, to the (Juli of alexico. And we must and will fol low it with travel and trade, not by treaty but by right freely peaceably, and without restriction or tribute, under the same Government and ilag, to its home in the bosom of that Gulf. Sir, we will not remain sifter separation f'Otn the South, a pnnince or appendage of the East, to bear her burdens and pay her taxes ; nor hemmed in an isolated as we are, nor without a sea-coast, could we long remain a tUsiinct confederacy. IJut ivhpr.w we married to the South or East, v.-o bring with us three-fourths of the territories of the val'cy to the Pocky Mountains, and it may be to the Pacfio tli grandes and most magnificent dowcry which bride ever had to bestow. And now the way to reunion ! What so easy ? Behohl to-day two separate gov emr.ments in one count ly, and without a natural dividing line ; with two presidents and cabinets, and a double Congress ; and vet each under a constitution so ex actly similar, to one to the other, that a stranger could scarce discern the differ ence. Was ever folly and madness like this ? Sir, it is not iii the nature of things that it should continue long. lint wliv sneak'of ways and terms of "J - l " i.-ic-d, more or less defined from the first. 1 n-nt for ages, should be heard, and histo ric through all time, the embassadors who should argue it. And if beligeivnts con sent, let the subjects in controversy Ik? re ferred to Switzerland, or I'usm.-i, vr any oiliT impartial :md incorruptible Power or State in Europe. Put at hist, sir, the people of these several States here, at hom, must be the final arbiter of this quarrel in America; smd the people and Slates"' of the Northwest, the mediator who shall stand, like the prophet, betwixt the living ami the dead, that the plague of disunion mav be stayed. Ir, this war. horrible as it is, has important r lags ot truce, exchange ot prisoners, and, ;ili jour other observances of the laws", forms, i.nd courtesies of war are acts ot rectgnitiou. .Sir, tkes doubt to-dav that there is a government at ilichmond, and that it is a belligerent ?" Even the S.-cretnry of I State lias discovered it at last, though he has written panderjus f-:o of pelished rhetoric to prove that it is not. Will continual war, then, without extended and substantial success, make the confed erate States any the less a government in fact ? "But it confesses disunion." Yes, taiiLilit us all some of the mosi h just as tlse surgeon, who sx'ts 3 our frae- j and salutary lesions which ever a people lured limb m splints, in order that it may be healed, admits that it is broken. But the Government will have failed to crush out the rebellion." Sir, it ha failed. You went to war to prove that we had a imed. Eiist, it has annihilated, in twenty months, all the false and pernicious theo- ! nes nnd teachings ot abolitionism for J thirty jcars, and which a mere appeal Government. With what result ? To, the j to lacts smd argument could not have un its own personal courage, and undcrvalu ed ours, and wo too readily consented; but at the same time she cxageratcd our aggregate strength and resources, and un derestimated her own : and" we fell into the same error ; and hence the original and fatal mistake or vice of the military policy of the North, and which has al ready broken down the wsir by its own weight the belief that we could bring overwhelming numbers and power into the field and upon the sea, and crash out tho South at a blow. But twenty months of terrible warfare have corrected many errors, anl taught us the wisdom of a century. And now, sir, every on? of these lessons will profit us for ages to coma ; anl if we d j but re-unite, will bind us in a clser, firmer, more durable union than ever before. snd, the decision arrived at that he should run as the candidate for Governor of thia new Abolition-conservative party. It is noihing Lut th.e People's lorty repeated that is, a party which, through deception, may carry Pennsylvania and then bis bodily handed over to the ultraists, as Geu. Cameron disposed of a similar or ganization to which he stood as foster father. Success obtained. Gov. Curtin would probably, as a zealous convert propose to lead two colored brigades into the heart of the rebellion instead of Csuneron's one. " For, let it be remembered thai William 1L Seward, the wily leader in this move ment, if the chief expounder of the hvc sistable conflict" doctrine, who would accomplish by torbuous roads that ' which Greely strives to attain eniy and di rectly. To our mind Sj ward, "and tho-e danrerous I have now, Mr. Speaker, finished what I derdre to say at this time, upon I who follow him, are the most the great question of re-union of these i members of the heterogeneous compound States. I have spoken freely and boldly j opposed to the gvat Democracy. They not wisely, it may be, for the present, j blind the people with sophistrr, they or for myself persnlly, but most wisely j raise false issue?, they confuse the public for the future and for my county. Not luind, they barvly sometimes keep the courting censure, 1 yet da not shrink tioai j word of promise to the ear, and always it. My own immediate personal interests, break it to the hope. We fear tho nut my chances just now i.r the more i roi-iis when bringing presents, tremble when any portion of material rewards of ambition, surrender as hostages to that "rent I again heiv- afser, the echo of whoa- footstecps we this riarty. so hostile to our Constitution, smd so de structive of our Union in tho past, nrcs- sdready I hear along the highway of j ent and future, calls itself conservative, time. Whoever, here or t-Jscw here, be- i and we feel called upon to warn the I)i - mocracy, aid more especially the Dcmoc tievcs that war can resiore the in ion o: these Stsites ; whoever would have a war for the abolition of slavtry, or disunion ; and he who demands southern indepen dence and final separation, let him speik, fi.r him have I oficr.ded. Detoted to the I.'nion fivm the beginning. I will not de sert it now ia thin hour of its sorest trial. Sir, it was the day dream of my boy hood, the cherished desire of my youth, that I might live to see the hundredth :m l.ivcisary of our national in-ej iidence, and as aa orsilor of th-i day, exult in ex panding glories and greatness of the still United States. That 3sien linger? yet before my eyes, obscured iivWd by the clouds and thick darkness and the blood of civil war. But, sir, if the men of this generation sire wise enough to profit by th? hard experience of the past two years, mid will trrn their heuits now from b!dy intents to the words and arts of peace, that day will find us again the United States. And if not earlier, as I r I racy, of New York,against this new Tro jan horse w hich the enemies of our party and our country seek U introduce into the itsidel of the faithful defenders of the American Government. Democratic brethren, do not listen to the cojohng wt-rds of any wing c-f the oppsition ; they are abolitionists of diff- ! erent shades ; we do not need thcra &n al!ie, for their alliance is dangerous r.i corriq-ting. The firoud and united Democracy ca and will without the aid of xacrccnarr I'lience, destroy the dlfierent divisions of the cnciay when we luive front. Vatritf j- L'uiou, them fullv in iJ2f The Piesident is said to have in hi hands a list of the g-nera! otficers of the Annv cf the I'otoniac who are consld- j eivd ur.l.t to bo entrusted with command, in consequence of c-n'ertiining and cx i pressirg opinions hostile to himself and t'po" Mlicy. If tluat i to be the criterion re-nmon ( bv which the army is to be mdeJ. it Is be consumated ; that honwforth for ages, ; ,ard;v wor? h while to make cut a list the the States and the people who shall fill up j whole army must be disbanded.' There this michtv continent, united nndcr one nrc not. urolal.lv. m li.v.dr.-l ir,.r. ,T would desire and bilieve,- at lea-t that dav let the irreat work of -3 U: reunion now ? Hie will is yet wanting in both sections. Union is consent and goodwill and fraternal affection. War is force, hate, revenge. Is the country tired at last of war ? Ha the experi ment leen tried long enough 1 Has suttj ..w.nt I.I.-kvI lieen shed, treasure expended, and misery inflicted in both the North and the Souf h ? What then ? Stop fHitui". .Make an armisucc "o .w. ...... treaty. Withdraw your army from the "a and New Jersey, flows ! 'J . . ..a.i;a.ml,n n'iair jxi - i TWLszc alsolute fiw trade between the North aiH KecaU ets ""auDZOl;o blockade. Keduce your Break up yot u .-i.'ta. li telefrraph. Ite- icc-c""1" . foe- f, , 3 ? S Iawaro and Maiylai; p; , ire nvcr, common to both people ot the loyal States it has, in your hands, been the Government of King St oik, but to the Confederate StatCe, of King Log. "Hut the rebellion will have triumphed. Better triumph to-dny than ten years hnce. But I deny it. The rebellion will at last be crushed out in the onlvwny in which it ever was possible. " But no onc will be hung t the end of war." Neither will there be, though the war should last half a century, except by the mob or the hand of arbitrary jower. But really, sir, if there is to be no hang ing, let this Administration, and all who have done its bidding everywhere, rejoice and be exceeding glad. And now, sir, allow me a word upon a subject of very great interest at this mo ment, and most important it may be in its influence upon the future Foreign Mediation. I speak not of armed and hostile intervention, which I would resist as long as but one man was left to strike a blow at the invader. But friendly medi ation the kindly offer of an impsirtial Power to stand sis daysman between the contending parties in this most bloody and exhausting strife ought to be met in a spirit as cordial nnd ready as that in which it is proffered. It would be chur lish to refuse. Certainly, it is not consis tent with the former dignity of this Gov ernment to ask for mediation ; neither, er would it befit its ancient magnanimity to reject it. As proposed bv the Empc- taught in halt a century. e have learn ed thsit the South is not week, dependent, unenterprising, or corrupted by slavery, luxury, and idleness; but powerful, ear nest, wsiriike, enduring, self-supporting, full of energy, and inexhaustible cc?. Wc have been taught, i:s.Watftr? throueh Pennsylvania Ja !M into the Chcasnpcake. ijSt watershed itself, extra J- NVw l,n' t'iercfrc almost to s Carolina line, does belong, and Jjfj'on? in common and central saStat under one Gorem- navy. roadi. unite your exp? xnpm No more in resour and now conf ss it openly, that African slavery, instead of being a source of weakcrss to the South, is one of her main elements of strength ; and hi nee the ''military neces sity," wc sire told of abolishing slavery, in order to suppress the rebellion. Wc have leanied, also, that the non-slave-ho'ding white men in the South, millions in number, arc immovably attached to the institution, and sire its chief support ; and abolitionists iiavo found out, to their infinite surprise and disgust, that the slave is net " panting for freedom," nor pining in silent but revengeful grief over cruelty and oppression inflicted upon him, but happy, contented, attached deeply to his master, and unwilling at least not eager to accept the boon offreedm which they have proffered him. I appeal to the President for the proof, I appeal to the fact that fewer slaves hsive evenped, even from Virginia, in nearly two years, than Arnold and Cornwallis carried away in six months of invasion in 17R1. Finally, sir, we liave learned, smd the South, too, what the history of the world ages -ago, and our own history might have taught us, that servile insurrection is the least of Constitution, smd hi one Union, and the same destiny, shall celebrate it as the birthday both of independence and of the Great Kcstoration. Sir, I repent if, wc are in the tnidst of the very crisis of this revolution. If to day, we secure eace. an-l begin the work of reunion, we shall yet escape; ii not, I see nothing b-tore us but universal po litical and social rcvohifien, anarchy, and bloodshed, compared with which the Beign of Terror in France was a merciful visitation. :my grade in that iinuy, and not two regi ments of men, who have not time n I agsiin spoken ygaiiist the President aal his Kj'.icy. They wo aid be poor stick if they didn't, abused and maltreated 3 tlay have lieen. In short, the ofheer or private of the Potomac Army who wouldn't damn them, isn't worth a damn himself. IlESunnnxw.ip. An amusing inci dent occurred during the lattle of Newto nia, Mo. The fight lei?ig hotly con tested, an officer became very thirsty and repaired to a spring r.enr by to f ct a dxsiit of cool water. Kneeling down he drank from the spring without the ;d of cup. As he arose from his refreshing tod, he sat fair and square t pen his heels, which were armtd with a pair of tre- ndical Kepublicans is j mendous Mexican spurs. The instant he Tl.ev sdl seek the felt the prick of the sharp rollers, he thouglit the enemy were ujon him siui a bsivonet entering his llesh- When otne of his men arrived he was bawl:; I surrender! I surrender!" at th his voice. Abolition i:i Iis?u!sc. Wc are not of those who have ever placed confidence in the conservative pro fessions of Lincoln, Seward and other leaders of the Ih-ps.b'iean party. The diffeivncc between Weed smd Greely, be tween sc-csilled radic;il merely one of time same end ; th-y are all iuibueil with the same fanatical spirit ; they equally share liitj i IT. J -VFi ir-i jf;i ui ji v. . xa m uiu s w calamities, and, if let alone, wiii be equal co-workers in lli3 destruction of our :ia tional liberties, givsitncss and prosperity. Tliev may don the li cry of Heaven to , " Oh top of A var.keo down cast has invented .. . . i.i fTTI.. I thf (l-intprs tn which she Is rx.il'hsed wa. S9 1. lnil'. 1 ..!.. .IT 1 .1 II I I .11 I llll IT. I r- - - 1 v- ... nKcwiAiumnmmt It ta th. i Hence, in my deliberate judgment, Afri speeiliest, easiest, most graceful mode susjiending hostilities. Iet us hear no more of the mediation of cannon and the sword. The day for all that has gone by. Ixt us be statesmen a$ last. Sir, I give th-nks that some at least, among lb Be lt is the i Hence, in my deliberate node of i can slavery, as an institution, w i.l conic out of this conflict fifty-told stronger than when the war began. The South, too, sir, has learned most important lessons ; and among them, that personal courags ii qualify cxmnvjn to serve the devil in, and proclaim themselves a machine for corking up daylight, which conservatives in order to more surety com psiss the ends of Abolitionism ; but Demo crtiis should know thut the character of the men, and their history, so full of hy jiocrisy, ruse, treachery, and falschoo.1, proves that, whether they call themselves People's larfy, llepublie-ans, Unionists, or Conservatives, they are nothing but Abolitionists, imbued with the single idea of elevating lhe negro to the kwel of the white, sdthemgh in the vsiin eiTvrt t re verse the d.-crecs of nature lllrtv shall w:.l cventuaiiy superette gns. lie covers the interior of a Hour laurel with hoe maker? vax holds it t jx'-n to the ?un. then su 'deiih' hea ls up thciccTvL The light sticks to the wax and a; night can be cut in lots to suit purehsrcrs. Er- An Irish waiter complimeuted a salmon in tlie following manner: 44 Faith, it's not two hours since that salmon mas walking round his real estate with 1U hands in Lis lockets, never dreamir.g nerish and the American lW-ublic beo me what a pretty inviushun he'd have to a bv-w or.'., mockerv and scorn throughout I jine you gentlemen at dinner." all Christendom. We observe that Thurlow Weed is stri ving to tirgsinize a hybrid so-railed con servative party, ctunpol of unreliable Democrats. Rich as C.-iHieot: and the Ke- pnUican admri;i of tirat wing cf th r jw cfd-ath. CT A western erlitor speaks of the cir cumstance of a bird building its nest upon a ledge over the door of a doctor's oIce, as an ettemnt to rertr :t w-trrrr bi the