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Three do 1 square. 12 linesl $ 50 $ 75 $1 00 1 00 1 00 2 Oo 1 50 2 00 3 00 3 months. 6 do. 12 do ! $1 50 $3 00 Jo 00 ! 2 50 4 50 9 00 j 4 00 7 00 12 00 j 6 00 9 00 14 00 I 10 00 12 00 20 00 j 15 00 22 00 35 00 ' - mares. 124 lines I s squares, f 36 lines J lines or less, ' quare, f 12 lines uares, f 24 lines) ': ; inures, ZQ lines i.f a column, ; ci-lumn. All advertisements must be marked with . Tiber of insertions desired, or they w ill bo i r -:i:.-i-l until forbid, and churped acrordinely TT? ; grlrrt ortrij. SISTER OF CHARITY. BT WILLrAM W. WALDUON , A. B. rnsivc moon, ir. silent course, Ti.r vzh Ik ivcn's blue arch pursued its-round; I Uv.n ed on ma:iy a blanching corse, I'poa Moutery's Lattle-gr-juud. As w.ilki&ij fork 1 s.iv a maid Wiicre bk'e line; warriors prostrate lie ; :A, as among the dead she strayed, S- f: ttars of pity dimmed her eye. Ii'"ne, peichance, retained Lis breath, bue gently raited bis drooping heal, AnJ then amid the scene uf death Peace hovered round Lis dyii g bed. there a guardian angt-I stood A being of ajrial lorm, rr.mcet to wade th' ensanguined floo-1, Unt to brave the battle's storm. Still, still, unscathed, she bore relief; j 'lie bleeding warrior's scar the bound ; B :t ah ! her ministry was brief, Griru death another victim found, F r as the booming thots rolled by. One not unshiftless as the rest, 1'rew fn.ni her soul itj last deep sih, Erestil'.el her palpitating breast. And now hlie sleeps among tlie sla'n, Unshrived, unknelled, but not unmour:..-1; Taat heart will never throb again Which late a tale of pity burned. M-.rk Low hr features still retain T.it'.r native smile tlu-'igh rolel in death A balm that Iiilit-l the warrior's pain. That stemmed fjr aye the parting breath. '."I; i Littl-j's roar we took t;ie maid, IL-r only dirge the martial drums ; N '.v. now, within the beo. s-hu's laid, Where rief, where sorrow never comes. on, sleep on, until that day, Wh ii to the pure lieart is given, A crvu n that never fades away, A wreath that ever blooms in Leaven. 0 'Ti is p ?m suggested by the following j ' CAwi'sTMMEBr, Oct, 18J5. ; Hu-.'ry and cold I crept to one corner of the ; ' n r 1 L'et the sunshine. I looked out, and saw' , ,- c ' v ... i . i: 1 sri.rt distance, a fcn:a:e bring water and to the wounded cu both tides. I saw Lcr j up one to bind Lis wounds. I heard the re- SfXaGoTlTimsTwar Tl""ncxt 7vt -"-e:I i,a.-d the bo.lv Iving on its back. I ; i' ia friend buried it amid showers of grape shot ; ut circumstances, at once imperative and un- Carrie and I co-eo-n-aniol hit- to the do i'lf.ng occasionally a shell or twJve pounder,; 711-. -n ' .... .T, a; ecting that soon I would stand in need t,f ; forseen, have rendered hrs stay impossible pot in the Mngle carnage, I cf course ac'tng -ilar ofilees from the hand of a ttrangtt. BEECHNUT FARM j OR THE DEEP DARK SHADOW By Emma Egglesos. chapter I The Lte December afternoon was Lastily faring away, wLile clouds of angry meamng , i;l-l across tho dull sky. and the wind swept c'.t Green Mountains with a hoarse wail, por- ; t.te-U3 cf a storm. It was in tae j ear 10-.. j In the small parlor of a hotel, situated in the centre of a pleasaDt mountain village, two i fesons were sittiLg. -The one a lady, tall, : 'tll.forn.ed, and possessing a countenance 01 ; melancholy beauty, was seated near a window 1 with her hands clasped and her noedle-work j ijing idly in her lap, while her dark eyes j ere fixed upon the carpet at her feet. Her j companion was an intelligent and noble-look- j ng youth of nineteen, with dark, curling uair, , iaJ deep blue eyes, now bent eagerly over a s iarorfi volume that be held in his band. For some time no word had been uttered by the two, but, at last, the lady raised her head and 'poke abruptly. " Frederic." The young man started aod glanced up with lock of inquiry, and a faint smile crept over W lips- " I have a few words to Bay to you," con tinued the lady. "Can you lay aside your kk for a few moments 2" " Certainly, Mrs. Chapelle," was his reply, u te closed the volume and laid it upon the " Mr. Willard called here this morning.'' said the lady, gazing the youth full in the face. "Ah ! did he?" was the quick rejoinder. Yes, and he spoke of yon, Frederic, in a way that led me to think .here had been en- mity between you- ITave you ever given him , cause for anger ? j " Never," said the young man, half indig- j nantly. "In the short time that I have j known him I have treated him, always, with the respect due to one so many years my se nior, and occupying his position in society." Mrs. Chapelle tapped nervously on the away, sho said, hurriedly, " Do not think me impertinent in the ques tion I am about to ask, Frederick ; it is not to gratify idle curiosity that I desire this in- formation, but for a purpose entirely different. , Mr. Willard er.tortains a strange dislike to- j wards you I presume you already know ; but ; j I doubt if you are aware that this dislike, j when applie ; to ycur parents, becomes abso- ' lute hatred, aud of a nature so intense that I t i have thcught there must be sufficient reason ; for it." I " There may be, Mrs. Chapelle; but let mc as5are you" that if such reason exist3 it is j 1 without my knowledge, returned the youth j in a tone of calm since rity. J " Theodore Southwick !" tbe lady paused , j and fixea her deep, dark eyes upon the face ' of her companion ' have you sever heard ; your parents speak of Xoyes Willard as of one j who had been wronged, and exasperated to I retaliation by deeds that are written in his j past life? Deal candidly with me, as I have j ever dealt with you." j Mrs. Chapelle, you astonish me," ex- j j claimed he. in surprise. ' I have never heard t j my father or mother say anything that might j j indicate the slightest acquaintance with Lim up to the time of Lis removal to this place, which was two years ago, if I recollect aright." Mrs. Chapelle nod led assent to the icquir- iDg look that accompanied the last sentence, ! mcron?, who sat with a ESiile cf grave swect and a shadow of prvplexity marked her brow ! lJCss on Lcr lips, listening to Frederic's lively as she again turned to the window. j sallies and witticisms; and if ha observed it, Dtl Mr. Willard asert that ha Lad re- j there was not the slightest betrayal in his de ceived any injury at tte Lai:ds of my father?" ; meaner of such a fact. lie only rattled on asked the younj man, aDxiou.-ly. more lightly in the gay tone that he had as- Yes ; and he has sworn by all tho powers J surm-d in Lis first greeting to Lis s'5rer until of earth and Heaven, to avenge Lis wrongs Mrs. Chapelle left the room. TLen, as if upon all Lo bear the name of Southwick'. suddenly relieved from an irksorno restraint. You may wonder that he ventured to say this he arose and came to the yii!: lily's side tome, and 50 did I at tho time; but second " What is it, Camerone?"' ho nsk.d, car thousrht Las convinced me that my own words ncstly. " Is there trouble ut L.. ;;ie cak'ed forth h:s anrry threats, for I was plead- " Sit down and I will tell you." replied she ing with Lim to rtl aso me from the contract gravely. He obeyed, and in a low voice Ca that obliges Herbert to keep the hotel another mcrono resume!. 1 year. and mer ti ud your father's name among ! the friends who Lad given me advice coucern j ing the inauacmnt of my affairs." A flush of inuijuation crimsoned Frederic i South wick's brow. 1 " Is it possible that Xoyes Willard will so meaDiy tate advantage of your husband's ab- sence as to Lold y-u to the contract made ; three years ago with the former landlord and ; ....;,. proprietor r ! 1 1 . " rot only possiole, but quite true, said j Mrs. Chapclie, quietly. " WLen Herbert j firt rcnte1 the main j until the terms of the contract were fulfilled; . j Had not tho ownership cf the hotel been ; ;n the capaci'y rf driver," resumed Can:eronc j transferred to Mr Willard I do not deubt but ; after a momrit's pause- " We were return i w might have made arrangements that would j ;Dg through Maplu Hollow, and ha 1 nearly j have enabled us !o leave in a satisfactory man- ; reached home when we met Mr. Willard. As J ncr. As it is, Herbert Las been obliged to ! I bad seen Lim at uncle's I bowed, but he did i leave me and go to Boston alone, Loping that j not rcturn it, nor in any way acknowledge ; I could settle with our unreasonable landlord j thc salute, till he Lad almost passed by ; then and soon follow Lim ; but my efforts are fruit- jt.SSj arjd I despair of success." .3lr. Willard has forfeited the name of rr-tleman by his conduct toward vou." said i y0ung man, contemptuously. But a3 ! for tl3 lurt.at3 0f vengeance upon tiiu Leads of ; the Southwicks, they are probably lHse the ! 0f a j0g taat nas n0 teeth with which to ! t;te If tnow my fathcr, Le is too just to J jDjure aQy one maliciously, and too fearless to e frightened by empty words ; 60 that I have nQ apprehensions of evil from this source." Mrg chapelle sighed heavily. j j0 cot cherish presentiments, nor do I bei;eve ;u them, but something tells me that u come rom tr.;5 man's anger to my- gef aud fr-ierjds and it seems to me that a cloud is resting over our future lives that will darken every anticipated joy and embitter the fountain of out earthly happiness, till the cur rent of our lives become as wormwooJ." "You are imaginative. Mrs. . Chapelle," said Frederic, gaily. " No doubt we shall yet laugh heartily over these fe'ars, that, if cherished, will render us extreme'y unhappy ; so let us borrow no trouble on that score ; if it comes, let us make the best of it, and it will be time enough then to think about it." The reply that arose to the lady's lips was prevented by a knock at thc door, and, as she proceeded to answer it, tLe sound cf a low and musical voice in the entry met Frederic South wick's car. At the same moment Mrs. Cha pelle nshered in a young lady, warmly dressed and wrapped in furs, and with a smile the young man advanced to greet her. My dearest Camerone, I am at a loss to imagine what could bring yon to town in such severe weather as this," said he, clasping her hand, and drawing her towards the fire. You must be nearly frozen." " I am not in the least affected by the col 1, though it is fast increasing, for I could not be while walking," replied the new comer. " Is it possible tLat you have walked from Beechnut Farm ?" exclaimed Mrs. Chape-lle, wrappings. ' Certainly," was the smiling answer. " Bravo, u;y queen sister, my heroine, my fearless Camerone," ejaculated Frederic, gaz- ing at her with admiration Sii wa sunder -and graceful in form, with long black silk, n ricglcts, that drooped around a faci at once Lanisomc end expressive. A clear, rich complexion, def p, dark b'u3 eyes. shaded by long jotty lashes, and a perfectly shaped nose, with a mouth of exquisite swect- j n?ss, forme 1 the contour of a style of beauty ; that was stamped with firm self-reliance and high intellect. And, as Frederic Soulhwick cast his eyes aliuiringly upon her, it is no wonder that she was the embodiment cf all that is lovely. There is no a:Tcaiioa more pure and holy than that which, when rightly cultivated, exists between a brother ao 1 sutcr, anJ this was the tie that bound tho hearts of Fredenc and Camerone Southwick together a tie so closely interwoven wkh all that was lovely and endearing in their lives that it migLt not be severed even in death. It would seem that the sirht of their affeo- tiou and happiness in tar h other's society called up sal thoughts and associations to the rneaiory of Mrs. Chapelle, for she sighed hea vily as Ehe looked at the two youthful faces before her, and tears gathered in her dark eyes. But Lcr sorrow was unheeded by Ca- ' We have beer, sally tn.ublt.-d by an en counter with Mr Yi'illard tl.U mon.Ing." "Mr. Willard !" repeated Frederic, while a flush mounted to his fort-he 1 1. " How Las he tilted to disturb you. By 1 e avtns! if tin's is Lis revenue he shall nv a severe Penalty f,,r u !'' " My dear Fred, dispense with excitement, arJd hear mc through before you threaten," -i 1 n t 1 smiled Caoieroce. "I suppose you know it J that father started early this morning for the apitol, on business of vital importance ?' Yes ; that is, I knew Le was intending to o so," said Frederic, thoughtfully. j be suddenly wbecled Lis Lorse and spoko in a I deep, strange voice, 'Miss SoutLwick, tell LVonr father for me that the clouds in the skv i1f,.vf.n n ten-.rest the encmv woull warn before the time coincs to destroy.' I was so sartled that I did not at first think of Came ; but as he rode away, a low crv from her lips claimed my attention, and I taw that she-was faimiog; urging the Lorse to its utmost speed, I soon cleared the ditancc that lay between us and home. hop. ing to restore her to con sciousness and soothe her excited mind before the effects were serious ; but, no sooner did sho revive than sho evinced the most abject terror and anguish, calling for you, and in sisting that same evil hal befallen you , so that, at last, to relieve her anxiety, I promis ed to come for you and bring y u home as quickly as possible." "And that shall be very soon. Poor little Carrie! if my presence will have tho slightest tendency to lesson her sufferings I shall be amply repaid for going. But, Camerone, is there not a mystery in the manner and words of Noyes Willard that your mind canuot solve?" Camerone hesitated for a moment, and then answered slowly, " Yes ; but the most mysterious part of it to me is the appearance of mother when she heard the singular message he delivered to we this morning'. She seemed nearly as much frightened as Carrie." The low rustle cf Mrs. Chapclle's dress an nounced her spproach, and she smilingly en tered the roca. Tea is wdting, my dear young friend. Fred, lay your hat aside and escort your sis ter to th2 dining-room. Not 2 word," con tinued she, ad Frederic was about to remon strate. " I will not listen to a refusal, for it will be impossible for Camerone' o go homo supperles ; and, as you are one of my regu lar boards, Ijhavc a right t command you." But, my -Tear Mrs. Chnpelle," interposed Catnerone, tlluk how late it will be, an I I must walk Jam, too." I have provik l for that. Tom ha3 al ready harLCi-cd :Lc old bay h rje, and will carry you ncn1C imoicuiaai -. , itjatcLcd ycur Ua; so, now, au i tjo-'i, re'cvcrc-c. Al 3. i:;.lco 3, s!. c u! ; y-i start J are u jv you could not reach the F..rn U-fc-re the siorni v.'cul lie rrigic in all 13 1 IV, Frcdexic turned to the window aua gz-.u out u-. a tie dc2C mas; cs r.f c'.-ouis that were ; t.-nllitnf r.-i' :lv ross the Leavens, and at ly lctosS the Leaves, and at J a frcah enst of wind cima sweep- I c i that cu.nent a , in i ) iiic iiuii-, 1-" -j "rcin'm'' in the erevic-cs, whilo the Cr trees in the yard writhed b;r.oath i's lierce breath, ! and tossed tnctr craaxmg oranencs o an-i no j in wuk Fubb"o- to its power. A fowlhkes j of snow "acre whirling in the air ar.J desccui- ... qa 1 If iuT to the darkened earth, aud the tavern si'u, that swuug upon a 1 -tiy post cu'side the yaid, Q:.ppcd loudly against its support, threa tening to fail upon the ground at the cou-'irg of the text blast. "It is 1 wild Light," said lie, turning to Lis sister, " und you must cot think cf going h nii'j on i-n-.z so. Mrs. Chapelle. we will ae- j copt jour klni olT.r with uujli pleasure. Wo would bith rcm-iia herJ until morning were j it not fir tho i.iuess cf Carrie, which rtquir'.s J our presence anl care," Le continued, as the i throe pissed through the narrow entry into ! tho dning hall, where a tempting repast awai- ! td tliCUl. j Poor cLilJ," sigked Mrs Charge, j is a g.vut tuucrtt. I Catucrouc's eyes were glistcniug with toirs ; , she briwed, but h.r VoIcj was so cu.kj 1 with i emotion that the could not speak, and, in sub- du-'d silenco, the f "ity took their places at i tho sm: p-r table. Mrs. Chapelle performed ; th? iu'.i 3 of hostess with an air of abstraction ' tl -t sho rcldom wore, at. d but little was sil ' .luring the ti:.ie oocupk-d by consuming Lcr ! dai: iy viands. Then, wlie-u Frederic aicse fro.:! Lis chair, Le signified Lis intention of pr j?i'c-iiing without uelaj- to Beechnut 1 -rm ; ; and. returning to the parh r, Camerone roled hcrsrif in her cloak and wra; pin?.?. The storm hil Leer, fast increasing, ani, as sho bade Mrs Chapelle good bye, and cnter- el she sl.ih, th, snow was failing in tiny I " Good night, Mrs. Chapelle," said Fred i erie, adjusting thc buffalo robs and tuekiog ! th- 111 he curtly around Camerone. "There ie 1 a faint prospect of your getting fastened into j ttic Louse by snow drifts to-morrow." j "And if I do I shall expect you to shovel I a path that will lead me cut," re j lied the lady from the front door. "Good ulgLt. And as (he Lay horse started m-ia the Louse she turned away with a smile lingering upon her ' features. Lut it faded away aud rave place to : a look cf anxiety when she entered Ler lonely p ailor, after going- to the back kitchen to give a tew UirectiOLS to me one maia wuu at-ita iu ! the capacity cf te several she Lad formerly j employed (TO lTE CONTX.NL'LD.) ' Tr.uiTixa to Luck. The joor deluded t man who supposed a basket of provisions, vbich w plaeed at his dtor, by some wag- ;i-h uci-jhl.or, was iu answer t the prayer, ! 't.rve .his Jay our daily tread.' was great ly to be pitied i'or overlooking tnc use ct tue li.eaus understood in that beaaulul p.-iiun. But ibis txt.eiue . f Li belL-f ia l'rovi lei.ee ludicrous as was tLe iL'ht iu wLich it erased ! him to appear, was wisdom compared with the notion ot such es 'trust to tuck. ihat was, at worst, a porversiou of uiot consoling doc- i trine of -luck na no stalling point trom any- i thing but ignorance and fJIy of tha sorriest ' kind" nay, worse than this, from atheism I itself ! For what is 'luck' but liuother word for fate? TLe man wLo trusts to thc one trusts to the other, endeavor as ho may, to Lido tLe fact from tLo world aud Lis o.rn Leait. lie who blindly trusts t luck chance fate, cr even Frovidei.ee in the ser.-re al ove considered, is a simpleton. l'rovidc-nce helps him who helps himself. Your true mau works as well as prays ; aril shrinks in stinctively, from the very thought e f such atheism as 'trusting to luck,' cr chance. Many persons complain of sour bread in summer; scarcely anything cau be more uu whole? 'tne; this is easily avoided by slacking J a lump of lime the size of your fist iu three ' pints of wtcr, which pour off and bottle. ! Fut six table-spoonsfull ia the sponge just before kneading, if it is a pretty iargc batch. AH is not gold that glitters. I From the IloJin Journal. J MATRIMONIAL INFELICITIES. BY a!; 'UKITABLE MAX. TliC hiorniwj cficr. What in the world is the matter with you?" I asked my wife, when, after Laving finished ;aiy breakfast. I moved my chair back from the table, preparatory to reading the morning papers. Xv; thing," she replied, in a tone, howev er which clearly signified the reverse. " But I know there is," I answered, " for you have scarcely sptkca a word since I sat down to breakfast." ' I did not suppo?." she said, " that you cared to Lave me speak. It does not seem pro! able tht a LubanJ, who will leave Lis wife alone an entire evening as you Lave ccuU fcve aDJ whh tQ hc Lcf uU..r a wor- .f'X gool deal will depend, my dear, under fhrsa ci:cu:.ostiLCCS," I replied, as to what '.'.0 subj-.ct cf Lcr caLver-u'.ioa may be. If ,:.e be lively to fijj fra't with Li;u f.-r hiv- z tut cf- -h?y a taoijta r , , , T , . . . . i away Iivj: ti m.e, v.:iy ti:n I tiiitii sho Lad j ...., r r,,.nr,n ;:.-,r,t I j 1, vcu lu.n.i so io O'i, ycu think so do you ske exclaim- cj . t cU 1 0:iQ say j is. that, 3 far as 1 I 1 - ee-iccrtit'I, I v. ill not Lave u.y tongue tiei. Lut will tell you just what I think of such aeis. " Yery well my dear," I tail, go on; I will li-ten. But lirst let me tell you that I think it v ry unkind of you not to sit up for mo last tight. A g oi wife will sit up for her Luband, when Lc .s out, until morniug, if Le ccn-e u.t Lcrne before. Then too, let sue tell'u, it is c:-iifeucded!j unpleasant to Cal ail the 'igh'.s ut end the very gas itself turcod o:7, Lid n.t a car.dlo or match to be Land anywhere If it Lai net been for the moonlight, r. Lick streamed in at the window I sLvild Lave broken my ceek, stumbllrg over the ckai-s, which it seemed to nac, wcie purposely placed uhe.ie I .ight run again iLeui. Iuw, if there be one thing I dis like more than tnother. it is to break my uetk stumbling over chairs in the dark." Well then. I murt sny ycu are a nice man," my wife replied. I really Lad no i lea that vt'ti were cn tLe cxtr;me state your r.wu wores iuiply. In ;Le Cist place the gas w?s left Virpiug, and, now that you Lave Irr.wn n.y atte i.'.i .-ii to it, I see that it is Lur i.iug -t this lii. ment please turn it e H will yuu? Iu the next it was raining Lard wLen yt u came Lou;e and con.-.quently the moon wis not sliiriing. As f r your not being abb-1 fi f.ud the candle and matches wby it w ,-u; I prove a tii'tcr of little consequence to oLe who coull not tell" gas-'.iat from moon li.'ht. tlo-ih si far as the: fuct of the case ", b-'h the can 11? anl tic matches were iu their u.-utl j lace. Lastly as to y our break ing your reck by stumbling over choirs, why all I Lave to say is, that 1 think you will be likely to live a thousand years before such an event occurs What I most lo -k at and regret, however, is that you are setting a n.r.t r.iiriii.-l.uii c -v 1 Tt r.b I A tho (diSLlrrn '' - ,., T , - i . ! 'Good aracious . I exclaimed, "what a; woman vou are to talk. Why the children ! wcr-e seund asleep when returned, and if ycu diin't tell tk?m, ., , , , whether I cr.nc L:-me on my Lead or f.et must say tj o, l thmi it was very o , 0.j to t retei. i to b a.-'eep, and allow me to ... ituab'o arc-iu 1 in the dark, as you did. . i;ut teli you, it was n jt dark." my i Vlljw. rc ; 4lca -L bJLVi cvery Step you lOeK, aud if you Lai bfokou your neck over the i chairs, as vt u iniaeiuc you almost did, I ! h-uld have b-en the first to have known it." " I suttoso uva wtull have known it." I sul. ' even before I were aware of it my- ..... , Very lik-ly. ' she answered, " fr you ! iet-tued to kno.T v.-rv little But sum a you iJil me w'aero you were last eve- ic.2- Ytu h ft the hou-e, aviu-T vou were 2"i3? to LLiirucr. a'i 1 wjulJ return iu a lew r tio.r.cnts. I war.e 1 fjr vou patiently till . e-i"vcn oci eii, w ucu l iciC, Whc vent tj bed, and I know it r..ut have been alter twelve when V you ca ne home. I did not know but thut you Lad been robbed and murdered, and I was really very much claimed about you." " Ytu trust Lave been txeelingly alarm- cd," I aniv.cieJ, " ia Lave gone to sleep as 3 ou dii. The fact is that if I dilike OLe t thro e: more than another, it is to come home and Ibid my wife abed." I Well. sir. said the man of the house " Y a Lave laid jur the contrary," the i " Xow to our bu-lncss. Pray let me know amiable waraau an; . Tore 1, ' when you have how I am to save a thousand pounds?" f.'unl me sitting up for you. The truth is j "Well, sir, you have a daughter to dis there is no pleasing you men. We poor wo- ! pose cf in marriage." men are snubbed and curbed at every step j I have, sir." iu life by you lot is of creation. Ou I I sone" j " Aud you intend to portion her with ten times wish I were a man, if it were cnly to thousan 1 pounds ' show your sex h jw to treat ours properly. ' I da, sir." But you have not yet told me where you " Vi'tll then, sir, let me Lave brr, and I were last night." will take her with nine thousand " " Oh I went," I replied, 'to hear Mad- The master of the house rose ia a passiou suae Bishop Hi.g the Flag of our Union, and ad Lim cui of rs- I wish you were with me.' I should have liked nothing better, sho sLe answered ; 'but yon never asked ma t3 accompany you. Well how were you pleas ed Y Oh, I didn't hear Lcr I sail; 'I met a fiiend who invited me to go aDd see tha Clinton Guards drill. They are a a spkciil corps, my dear. I wish you Lad been wita me.' I wish I Lad,' my wife replied; tut re member you did not ask me. Tell me though Low the Guards appeared.' Well actually, my dear,' I replied, 'I didn't see them. My friend and myself thought we'd stop rt and take some oys ters at the Waverly ; and while eating them we ccnclu led we would go to the Winter Garden and Lear Blake and Sothern. lleal ly, I wish yea had been with us. 'I w:?h I Lai.T my wife answerel; 'for, cf course, you went to tha Winter Garden.' 'Well, no.' I answered ; 'but what a wom an you are to ask such qcstions. You'd make a cjod liwvrr. I hope ycu are through at a'i events, for if there be one thing I dislike - r , , CJ i.ore tbin another, it is to be cross quesuon- 'B'jt you nave not told me where you went, bhe sid 'So you diin't Lear Blake sing af- Net exactly,' I replied, 'although we met a friend of my friend's, whose name was Blake, and with whom we took some more oysters.' Oh, ycu took some more oysters, did you I' my wife ejaculated. 'I noticed your appe tite was exceedingly limited this morning. Well, after these second oysters, where did you go. 'Gool gracious !' I exclaimed, I 'won't an swer any more questions. I have patiently l.orrc being catechised till you Lave extrac tracted from me evcrytLing that I can tell about where I went, anl what I did, last night ; and I won't endure it any longer. If you want to know any more, you will Lave to see my friends and ask them.' I am afraid, my dear,' my wife replied, sally, 4 that you went somewhere ycu woull net care to Lave rue know.' V"e" y cu certainly are a rno.-t su-pieious anl feolish woman, I sail, 'to .re ycur Lusl: 1 wcull go where Le woul 1 be asham- cd tj take Lis wife. I only wish ycu had been with me-.' I truly with I Lad.' she said. 'The fact is my dear,' I said, 'that after tLe second plate cf oysters, I started to come Lome ' Well, you stepped and got some more cysters, I presume,' my wife suggested. 'Yes, I believe we did.' I replied; and then after that, some time I don't know wLen, exactly I got Lome. I am afraid I eat too many oysters, my dear, for I Lave quite a Lead ache tl.is morning Do you tLink that oysters, as a general thing, are as good in June as they are earlier in the sea son V I don't think they are, especially too many of theai,' my wife replied with a sad fmile ; 'and my dear, let me beg of ycu not t j J . , . eat any more with your cr your friend's frit-nJ. !,., :., o t . . J I l prom.sea, oy Kissing Ler cn tae cneci;. i as I siuo-thed the hair from her brow. I 'And yu will not go to Lear Madame i T- . . . , , ,t i, j --1 .1 ' V, 1 CVl IUU jUO.U Ul 111. V'l lJ LUC j Winter Garden,' sho continued, 'unless you ! take me with you.' I said I woull cot, and then fby then. ! she kissed me. Ax Ixvitaiiox ia Dinner -It ws cb- s-rca a cenaiQ covetous ricn maa never ' i:juca anJ cca " uiQe w,tu tim "I'll lay wager I get an invitaton from n." ! Lim Tho wager being accepted he goes the next ! ? t0 ric'J maQ's Louse about the Ume 10 uiuo, ana u iis toe servant Le naust ' pr,tL lo 'ater ma mediately, Jor ne can save una a mousana rounas. Oat came the master. " What is that. sir, you can save a thousand pounis ?. . 1 is, sir, I can, but you are at tanner ; ' I will g- - way, and call again." i " Oh, praj- sir, come and take dinner with j me." j ' I shall Le troublesome." j Xof at all." j The invitation was accepted. As soon as dinner was over the family retired. inr